Download as pdf or txt
Download as pdf or txt
You are on page 1of 1

Alterman’s

Wheelhouse
E
ddie Alterman is about as you can’t text when you’re driving.
sentimental as an accoun- How a nice Jewish boy steered his way to The dangers of texting and driving,
tant. So when he waxes incidentally, is an ongoing story Car and
about the days when cars Car and Driver’s top pole. Driver “broke” that landed the maga-
were more than armored zine on an episode of Oprah last year. It
“appliances” that safely By Julie Edgar began with a real-world comparative test
transport us from home to work and of response times of drivers who texted
back, he is calculating a challenge: how and drivers who were drunk (Alterman
to make safe sexy for a new generation of tried both).
auto enthusiasts. It turned out the texting drivers actu-
As the latest editor of Car and Driver tooling under the hoods of their Jags and badly during Slot’s final tour — the group ally took longer to brake than the drunk
— a magazine with a readership of 1.3 Porsches, exotic and rarified things that donated it to JARC. ones to avoid rear-ending the car in front
million — Alterman doesn’t need to save were rarely rolled out of the garage. of them. Car and Driver re-created the
a dying brand. As he sees it, his job is to Alterman’s dad Mickey, a former car THE ROAD TO QUALIFY test for Oprah, who subsequently made
keep the content fresh and relevant and salesman, shared with his son an appre- banning texting while driving one of her
to introduce a new generation to the joys ciation for automotive engineering that Alterman remained at Automobile pet causes.
of the open road. clearly left its mark. Alterman avidly read until 2004 when he and a few journalist Car and Driver tests nearly 300 cars
This 39-year-old Franklin resident, his dad’s copies of Car and Driver — even buddies launched a new magazine called each year at Chrysler proving grounds in
who arguably heads the most influential if he didn’t understand everything. As a mph. Despite enjoying critical praise and Chelsea and in California. The staff has
consumer magazine in its genre, is the kid, he already appreciated the literary a loyal following among diehard gear- more graduate engineers than any other
type of unassuming guy who could be sophistication in its pages. It set him on a heads, the book failed to gain traction. car magazine “so when we write some-
mistaken as a mid-level corporate man- course he followed into adulthood. In spring 2006, American Media, thing, it’s not from the hip,” Alterman
ager on a casual Friday. “I felt I was getting a glimpse into publisher of the National Enquirer, Star says.
Yet, his enthusiasm for his job runs the adult world,” he says. “The level of and Men’s Fitness, shuttered mph along “We have very smart readers, and they
deep, and why wouldn’t it? He doesn’t writing in Car and Driver was extraor- with two other titles. Alterman tried but might know or think they know more
need to own a car because he drives a new dinarily high.” One of the lauded writers failed to extricate the rights to mph from about a car than we do so we have to
one almost daily. He’s been wined and who graces the pages is P.J. O’Rourke, his former bosses. Subsequently, he be- completely be on our toes,” he says. “One
dined in Tokyo, Oman and Shanghai. He’s a humorist and car lover who brings a gan freelancing for various publications. of the hallmarks of this brand is its hon-
gunned a million-dollar Bugatti Veyron broader, sociological take on the car. Then, in 2009, he heard that Car and esty and ability to tell it like it is. If facts
on the California coast and been behind While he was a student at the Uni- Driver, which has been based in Ann aren’t right, it erodes our credibility.”
the wheel of nearly every other sick car versity of Michigan in the early 1990s, Arbor since its inception as Sports Car Car and Driver’s “Best Of 2011” is-
you and I have never heard of. Alterman offered himself as a gopher Illustrated in 1955, was looking for a sue, a dense bible of fact, opinion and
And yet, for all his taste making and at Automobile magazine, washing and new editor. He shmoozed his way in and analysis, reflects the magazine’s exacting
globetrotting, Alterman is most proud gassing up the cars of its staffers and ended up getting the job. standards and intellectual honesty. Its
when his actions are referred to as being eventually getting a shot at writing copy. In his first year at the magazine — choices are both eclectic and surprising:
mentshlichkeit. It was heaven: He could imagine himself known for its irreverence, wit and near Alongside the Cadillac CTS-V and BMW
shaping the way people thought of the worship of esoteric cars — Alterman 3-Series/M3 are the Ford Mustang GT
HOT WHEELS TO HOT RODS automobile, the thing that truly shaped and staff have modernized the look of and the Chevy Volt, a car Alterman really
the 20th century. the book with kickier graphics and a less respects. None of the cars would’ve made
On the road for his job nearly 15 weeks “I thought, ‘My God, I could one day stodgy typeface. the cut if they couldn’t perform, he says.
a year, his home life could be under a lot give my opinion about it,’” Alterman says. “If I can bring anything here, it’s a He’s optimistic about the American
of strain. But Alterman says he and his In the meantime, other pursuits crowd- spirit of collaboration and unleashing auto industry, calling the Ford Fusion a
wife, Kari Alterman, the very busy direc- ed out college. He became the drummer all the incredible talent in this place,” he “fantastic” car and admiring the stylish-
tor of the Detroit chapter of the American for a grunge band called Slot, touring says. Alterman manages an overwhelm- ness of the new Buicks.
Jewish Committee, make it work, partly in a horrible Dodge van and playing the ingly male staff of 24 full-timers who Alterman says he’d like to expand the
because their parents are around to help music-festival (Lollapalooza included) range in age from 25 to 70. definition of performance beyond ac-
them with their two young daughters, and club circuit around the country. Dressed this day in a plaid button- celeration speed while he’s at the helm
both students at Hillel Day School in “I found that the less I went to class, down and newly minted jeans, the boss of the magazine so concerns like gas
Farmington Hills. the better I did,” Alterman laughs. “I informally walks around the cubicle mileage become a ranking criterion. He
“This is the greatest job ever. I can’t be- honed my bullshitting skills.” maze of his domain, chatting with staff- knows how to roll with the changes the
lieve I get to do it. Just to be able to create Alterman somehow graduated with a ers who are casually texting and tapping years have brought but at heart is just
something is the highest satisfaction,” degree in English lit, briefly entertained away on their Macs. “Save the Manuals” a romantic: Car and Driver will always
Alterman says. He’s not the first Jewish the idea of law school and then went back buttons are stuck on filing cabinets and reflect an enduring love for the automo-
editor of Car and Driver — a guy named to work at Automobile, this time as “king on the T-shirt of a dummy sitting in the bile.
Leon Mandel headed up the magazine for of the gophers,” the guy who organized office’s waiting area. “That we can get into a car and drive
a moment in the late 1960s — but he says cars for testing. He moved back into the The campaign to promote the manual wherever we want should be celebrated,”
he’s the first “openly Jewish” one. editorial ranks, becoming associate editor gearbox (or stick shift, to the layperson) he says. “That we have such freedom to
Growing up in Huntington Woods, he and finally senior editor. Chaucer and is partly tongue in cheek, mostly serious. express ourselves in terms of where we
remembers his dad and the other men Shakespeare can pay off, apparently. Having to shift gears makes driving far go and how we express ourselves is fan-
in the neighborhood spending weekends That horrible van? It wasn’t trashed too more entertaining, Alterman says, and tastic. It’s the American dream.” RT

www.redthreadmagazine.com Red Thread | January 2011 19

You might also like