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Waffle Stomp Script
Waffle Stomp Script
Waffle Stomp Script
SIR
Jeeves? Jeeves!
JEEVES
SIR
JEEVES
SIR
JEEVES
SIR
JEEVES
IT GOES DOWN
YOU GET UP
SIR
I don’t get it.
JEEVES
You don’t get it?
SIR
Why did you say “down” when you sang the note up?
JEEVES
SIR
Oh. Alright. Well, anyway, I don’t know what one of these waffley stompers is.
JEEVES
You don’t know what a “waffle stomp” is? Urban Dictionary states:
SIR
JEEVES
Has it?
SIR
No.
JEEVES
Oh.
SIR
JEEVES
You sure?
SIR
JEEVES + SIR
WAFFLE STOMP!
WE’LL DO A WAFFLE STOMP!
IT’S THE CRAZIEST LITTLE CRAZE IN THE WHOLE DARN WORLD
JEEVES
SIR
STOMP DOWN ON THAT POO
JEEVES
SIR
I KNOW IT!
JEEVES
SIR
BLEACH?
JEEVES
BLEACH.
SIR
BLEACH.
JEEVES
BLEACH!
JEEVES + SIR
IT’S CALLED A
WAFFLE STOMP!
IT’S CALLED A WAFFLE STOMP!
JEEVES
SIR
STOMP DOWN ON THAT POO
JEEVES
SIR
AH!
JEEVES
SIR
JEEVES
YOU THINK?
SIR
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
JEEVES
I DO NOT KNOW
SIR
WHO ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE?
JEEVES
I DON’T KNOW
BAND
JEEVES + SIR
WAFFLE STOMP
IT’S CALLED A WAFFLE STOMP
ARGH!