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Team Clutch (Tries To) Practice Social Distancing (Intro Sequence Plays)
Team Clutch (Tries To) Practice Social Distancing (Intro Sequence Plays)
LXNLEY-FN:
I Just kept it real, I approached him and said "Yo, you been
pretty inconsistent with the clan since you got a PC Setup, I
get you excited. But, I kinda feel like we not on the same
page" The dude rocked in my face, so then I was like you can
catch these hands if you want to. Sounds pretty fuckin
reasonable to me.
ORZO:
3.
LXNLEY-FN:
See, this that no-deddy shit. Y'all some hoes on skrilla.
{ FADE OUT}
Undescriptive cameraman/david?:
My job has been pretty shit today,
Honestly man, it’s pretty stupid if you ask me, But i don’t
see where they are coming from so I really don’t know.
I-AM-KJayzz:
What’s going on over here?
4.
Geniex:
I-AM-KJayzz:
Oh that, Yeah man I think that shit pretty dumb too.
Geniex:
Yeah man that’s what i was saying i honestly don’t understand
why-
Muppy-SVN:
Geniex:
INT. Field-Sunset
Patchy:
[Both speak]
Shut the fuck up patchy!
Orzo:
Lxnely-FN:
Why you talking in the first place, I should fuck you up.
Orzo:
Lxnely-FN:
Qt Dyce:
Qt Dyce:
Orzo:
I was about to fight his ass but you ruined the whole vibe.
Patchy:
Qt Dyce:
Undescriptive cameraman/david?:
Oh NotHinG..
Qt Dyce:
Nah man, it’s true i'm a big fucking simp, that’s all i’ll
ever be.
Geniex:
Nah man, don’t say that i’m here for you.
Muppy-SVN:
Qt Dyce:
Geniex:
That’s not what me and Muppy think, we’re your true friends.
But the stepdog cousin
What he’s trying to say is that we’ll help you get over your
simping ways. Even the cameraman will help, right?
Undescriptive cameraman/david?:
I Guess.
Qt Dyce:
That’s cool and all but I don’t know how to stop simping,
it’s like it’s in my soul that I need female validation.
Truthfully I don’t know how.
Geniex:
[Campfire scene]
[Fishing scene]
Patchy:
I can’t wait for them to fight so I can join in on this
action.
Orzo:
Now that Qt Dyce corny ass is gone we can finally get this
shit settled.
[Both pull out building paper]
Patchy:
Oh shit boy, we finna see some action!
Yo, I don’t even wanna fight anymore because this corny ass
dude.
Orzo-
I-AM-KayJayzz-
Nah, you corny for wanting to see other dudes fight.
Jacob-
Hey what did i miss??
End Scene
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