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The Sin City

Chronicle

Breaking News: Boy Meets Jersey

By: Jovani Escobar

Cory Matthews was last seen on the

season finale of Boy Meets World.
Paparazzi caught a glimpse of Cory this
week with the Jersey Shore cast. He was
definitely in the “guido” mood with Dj
Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” and Vinny. They were seen at the gym,
tanning, and doing laundry. Like the cast, would say G.T.L. Cory
ended the night at the famous E11even club in Miami, fist-pumping
the night away to the infamous house music made popular by the
MTV hit The Jersey Shore. 

Brittney in the Bikini Bottom

By: Rachel Romero

On Monday June 1st, Brittney Spears posted on her

Instagram story asking fans, “Where's the best
place to get a burger?” She also added, “I'll fly
anywhere for a good burger.” Fans started to comment, “Go to the Krusty
Krab.”, as a joke. By Tuesday morning, Spears had uploaded another video
of her on a boat informing fans that she was on her way to the Bikini
Bottom. Later that day, photos were posted of Brittney meeting SpongeBob
and taking a tour of the Bikini Bottom. Fans from all over are in shock to
find out that the Bikini Bottom does exist, and everyone wants answers to
where it is. The only question we have to ask is, when does the episode of
Brittney's visit to the Bikini Bottom air?
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Keeping up with the Kardashians in Seinfeld

By: Maganey Osman

As we all may know, the

Kardashians are full of
surprises. According to Forbes,
just about last week, Kylie
Jenner was accused of likely
forging her tax returns to
acquire the billionaire status.
You may ask, what’s this new
surprise about? Well, Television
sitcom actor from “Seinfeld”, Jerry Seinfeld, is rumored to
be Kris Jenner’s new boyfriend. There has been photos of
the two leaked on TMZ hanging out in the city of Calabasas
where Kris and all her children reside. Jerry was single in
“Seinfeld” but he has now found someone and
unfortunately, the one and only Kris Jenner. Will they
actually last? Or is this a publicity stunt for more ratings on
“Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” All I can say is, this
was definitely a surprise and who would’ve thought. 

This just in: Martin Lawrence dating Juicy from Little Women of
Atlanta!
By: Barry Williams II

Actor, Martin Lawrence, was spotted at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles,

in Inglewood, California, dining with Ms. Juicy of Little Women of
Atlanta. When reporters asked them if they were an item, she smiled,
and Martin spit out his waffles. We all know he did not cough up the
chicken! Another reporter later asked Martin what happened to Gina.
He replied, “I had to give Gina the boot because she was messing with
Brother Man behind my back. I think they both climbed out the window
together. I had to get with Ms. Juicy to show her that I can find a real
woman, in a little package!
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Daenerys Targaryen Spotted ALIVE at King's Towers in LA

By: Kayla Xaypanya

The profound Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons, was seen in Los Angeles, CA, walking into the
infamous King's Towers Hotel, where aspiring actor, Jamie King works. Inside information was
reported from one of the guests in the hotel. Daenerys looked awfully out of place in her
winter coat and boots, coat dripping blood from her chest. She seemed to be limping her way
to the front desk when Jamie King dropped a stack of envelopes at the sight of her. He stood
frozen in shock as the beautifully long, wavy, white haired woman stuttered and gasped for
help.
Jamie's coworker, Braxton,
immediately jumped up to help the
aching beauty. "K-
Khaleesi!...Daenerys-I'm sorry, I mean
m-my Queen! What happened?!" She
couldn't form a sentence or word and
just clutched her chest. "Jamie! What
in the same heck are you doing?
Come help me!" Jamie finally snapped
out of it and said, "Uh-uh, I don't know
where she been! Get her up off the
floor, Braxton, she drippin' all over
the wood!" They both wondered how
the woman of Westeros ended up in
the United States, let alone in their
hotel. Braxton tried guiding her to the couch when Daenerys suddenly removed herself from
his grasp. She fled out the front doors yelling obscenities like, "absurd, strange men" and
refusing the help of the two.
Braxton incredulously followed her movements with his eyes when Jamie shouted, "Well, we
ain't want you anyway! That's why the Starks rule the damn kingdoms!" Queen Daenerys was
last seen riding Drogon above the streets of LA, unknown where their whereabouts will land
next.

Brad Pitt is our new Bachelor 

By: Cynthia Sanchez

The show The Bachelor just announced that next season bachelor will be
Brad Pitt.  Brad stated in a comment that he is tired of the celebrity
drama and is looking for a normal lady that is not a part of the industry.
 Brad Pitt said, "I'm tired of dating celebrities in my industry and I'm
ready to settle down with someone that is willing to love me and all my
children."  The interviews to find the lucky ladies that will cast will start
July 1st, 2020.  The requirements are ladies between the ages of 25-40.
 Ladies, if you're out there and want a chance at dating Brad Pitt, sign up
now as slots will fill up fast.  Who will be the next Mrs. Pitt?  It might just
be you!

The Addams family moves
into infamous “Murder
House” featured on
American Horror Story
By: Kylie Loomis
Any fan of horror is familiar with
The Murder House located in
Los Angeles, California, a
charming yet haunting home
that has taken the lives of
dozens of homeowners. Well
aware of the house's grotesque
and wicked history, the Addams
family claims they are not
afraid, and cannot wait to live
among the dead. Wednesday
Addams says she “hopes the
ghosts are ready to be truly
afraid.” Pugsley claims he is
thrilled to have more
“playmates,” and is assembling
his explosives and sharpening
his collection of machetes in
preparation. The questions on
everyone’s mind: Will the
ghosts prevail and reclaim the
burial ground they call home?
And who should be scared of
who?


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Betty White is our new
Bachelorette!
By: Taylor Shirley
Bachelor Nation wanted a
bachelorette who was older,
more mature and had more life
experiences. Fans were
shocked to see Betty White be
announced as this seasons
Bachelorette.  The 98-year-old,
Hot in Cleveland actress will be
on a journey to find love. A
variety of men ages 25-80 will
be competing to win Betty’s
heart. The comedic actress is
looking for someone to make
her laugh and said, “If one has
no sense of humor, one is in
trouble." Many critics question if
Betty is too old to be casted the
lead role as the bachelorette.
Betty hit back stating, “I may be
a senior, but so what? I’m still
hot!”. Join Betty White on her
journey to find love. Who will
get rose? Watch the season
premiere of the Bachelorette
Monday night to find out.
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