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Cory Matthews
Spotted Fist Pumping
BY: JOVANI ESCOBAR
It’s time to start deciding on the nation’s next In case anyone is stressing, they just must
sexiest president. The United States last “puff puff pass” as he likes to call it. The next
election was held in 2016 in which America candidate we have is Kim Kardashian, she
voted for a woman who could not keep her claims she started the selfie, and then went into
emails to herself, but instead got a carrot with law school, what can’t this woman do?
hair for president! After mass disruption The campaign will consist of three phases: the
within the nation’s community, economy and best Instagram layout, who has the most
health, citizens have chosen to elect someone Pinterest looking mansion, and who can strike
that can really take a selfie worth the hall of the best pose on a runway. It’s up for America
fame. After all, can America get any worse? to vote for the next president and truly make a
Up for election we have Snoop D-O double G change.
who claims he can make America great again
Dj Pauly D and Mike “The Situation” state that
by opening dispensaries in every state with his
fist pumping is the “go-to” move. strain of weed.
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Right?
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