The Spoken Word
emails to herself, but instead got a carrot
So let it be written
so let it be known
Todd Chrisley found mother Faye
with younger man!
By: Jasmin vili
This morning we find out that Faye Chrisley
(mother of Todd Chrisley) with a younger
man. As we all know how Faye is one to
bargain with a
younger man after
her late husband
passed. She is one
hilarious person
and love to keep
Todd on his toes.
Recently, Faye was
spotted with
younger man which was later revealed as
none other than David Beckham. The two
have known each other for years up until
their recent outing where Todd was outraged
with the outing. There have been no
comments from Faye as she still managed to
find her way back to Beckham on the night
of the incident.   The blonde wig is back. The popular
America’s Next Top President
By: Montserrat Navarro
It’s time to start deciding on the nation’s
next sexiest president. The United States last
election was held in 2016 in which America
voted for a woman who couldn’t keep her
with hair for president! After mass
disruption within the nation’s community,
economy and health, citizens have chosen to
elect someone that can really take a selfie
worth the hall of fame. After all, can
America get any worse? Up for election we
have Snoop D-O double G who claims he
can make America great again by opening
dispensaries in every state with his strain of
weed. In case anyone is stressing, they just
have to
“puff -puff
pass” as he
likes to
call it. The
next
candidate
we have is
Kim
Kardashian, she claims she started the selfie,
and then went into law school, what can’t
this woman do? The campaign will consist
of three phases: the best Instagram layout,
who has the most Pinterest looking mansion,
and who can strike the best pose on a
runway. It’s up for America to vote for the
next president and truly make a change. 
The Best of Both Worlds Gone
Wild.
By: Kianna Martinez
Disney Channel original TV show "Hannah
Montana", staring Miley Cyrus, has been
picked up by MTV. There has been rumors
that Miley has wanted to revival her hit TV
show. The star has then grown from her
Disney image and would like to show
Hannah all grown up, in a not so child
friendly way. MTV has agreed to let Miley
direct the show, she stated in an interview
with Ellen DeGeneres "I want to show the chocolate. It's time to take that trip to Costco
wild side of Hannah Montana. In reality us a new breast size is waiting for you.
Disney stars grow
up and wild out.".  Big Ed Heads to the Bachelor
The show will
By: Carmen Arias
feature the famous
pop star using
drugs, alcohol and After Ed’s heartbreaking journey on
partying. MTV TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé, producers from the
believes the show hit TV show The Bachelor have reached out
will have in hopes of giving Ed another chance at
astronomical ratings. Disney has yet to make love. Many viewers were shocked to see
a comment regarding the reboot of their Ed’s relationship stop in its tracks last
original hit TV show. Sunday, after failing to bring up he did not
want any more kids with his potential fiancé,
Almond Milk the new Boob Job! Rose. Perhaps it was the cultural shock Ed
By: Diurany Vargas endured or the wacky routines he had, but
the producers of The Bachelor expect many
Yes! You're reading that correctly research viewers to continue watching Ed’s journey
done at Harvard University has now shown in finding love. TMZ caught up with Ed and
drinking almond milk daily will increase here is what he had to say about the offer:
your breasts size. Research shown 8 out of
10 seen a large increase in breast size in the “The Bachelor? I’m gonna have to keep up
course of 3 months. Many body builders the hair dye
have come and
out and mayonnaise!
spoke on I hope these
their use women will
of almond have mouth
milk in wash and
their razors at their
routine disposal, considering my last attempt at
they go love.”
onto Though we cannot comprehend the
explaining producer’s choosing of Ed, we can say that
how much some viewers will follow him to The
that "juice” has helped them gain great Bachelor in hopes of dramatic scenes in his
pecs."  Almond milk is one of the best search for a companion. The producers have
ingredients you can consume daily to also provided a sneak peek into the next
increase your breasts size.  But more season, which entailed a first impressions
importantly, you need to learn about other segment done via Zoom and hinted that Ed
ingredients that are also extremely powerful will not be the only participant with a
for breast growth and that will multiply history of participating in  90 Day Fiancé.
breast growth when combined with almond
milk such as papaya, bananas, and

 
 Another Royal Pregnancy?
By: Charlene Buie
On Tuesday, June 08, 2020 at 1 pm
(GMT+1). Queen Elizabeth II announced
that she is with child. The 94-year-old
matriarch is reported to be 4 months
pregnant; expecting her 5th child with
husband 98-year-old Prince Philip, Duke of
Edinburgh. The Queen told reporters that
due to the corona virus pandemic while
quarantine in Buckingham Palace, " Prince
Philip and I couldn't keep our hands off each
other".  While shocked and at a loss for
words, Prince Charles, heir to the throne
said, " I can't wait to spend time and sip
some tea with the young lad". The Queen
expected due date is November 3, 2020. The
people of England are speculating the
gender will be a Curious Case of Prince
Benjamin Button.
Tiger Kings Return
By Yasaira Garcia
The tiger king has unleashed his claws yet
again. After being released from prison Joe
exotic is
back, and
even more
furious than
before. As
viewers we
have seen
Joe's
entertaining
character
through the big screen followed by his huge
anger problems with everyone in his
surroundings. The best part of all for many
was the Tom and Jerry role both him, and
Carole Baskin play fighting to be the best.
Upon his arrival back into society, he exited
out the prison chanting, “Carole Baskin,
killed her husband, whacked him”. He
confirmed to having a surprise for his
massive number of followers who stay up to
date with him. What does his statement
mean? Has the Tiger King declared war
against Carole Baskin once again? Or is he
just stirring up a new remix to the catchy
song? Whatever it is, there will be a special
surprise for sure, maybe Joe will go from
Tiger King to the new Keeping up with
Exotic, or even the newest top Tik Toker!

This just in: Martin Lawrence dating Juicy from Little Women of Atlanta!
By: Barry Williams II
Actor, Martin Lawrence, was spotted at Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles, in Inglewood, California, dining with Ms.
Juicy of Little Women of Atlanta. When reporters asked them if they were an item, she smiled, and Martin spit
out his waffles. We all know he did not cough up the chicken! Another reporter later asked Martin what happened
to Gina. He replied, “I had to give Gina the boot because she was messing with Brother Man behind my back. I
think they both climbed out the window together. I had to get with Ms. Juicy to show her that I can find a real
woman, in a little package!”

Breaking news: Photos Leaked of
Celebrities’ Toilet Paper Pyramids
By: Karen Lopez Gonzalez
Dozens of celebrity Twitter accounts have
been hacked by the group Anonymous. The
hackers have leaked hundreds of pictures of
celebrities stockpiling toilet paper. In a time
when the country has been devastated by the
Coronavirus, creating massive pyramids of
toilet paper is the new way to display your
wealth in Hollywood. Some of the more
well-known celebrities are Drake, Kourtney
Kardashian (with Kris Jenner too eager to
join), Ben Affleck, Katy Perry, and Nicki
Minaj. Katy Perry was the first to issue an
apology statement over twitter with others
following in
her
footsteps.
Fans are not
willing to
forgive
expressing
in their
comments
how
difficult it
was to get a
hold of toilet paper. Many of them shared
stories of having to use harsh alternatives
such as an ex’s photo or an overdue
electricity bill. This has been a difficult time
to get through without at least the comfort of
soft absorbent toilet paper to wipe our tears
and other parts. One thing is for sure these
photos reveal who are the biggest a-holes in
Hollywood.
 Breaking News: Tekashi 6ix 9ine
teams up with Nicki Minaj: We’re
Trollz For Charity
By: Alejandra Segundo
News Flash! Tekashi 6ix 9ine just got out of
jail and is already working on a little
something. In all defense they should have
kept him in there! Tekashi and his partner
Nicki are working together to release a new
song titled “Trollz” said to be released this
Thursday. Fans are encouraged to listen to
the song on 98.5fm radio Las Vega’s #1
hit music station for the most perfect audio.
Tekashi and Nicki plan to have Mr. Donald
Trump as their guest for the radio show.
Yikes! Don’t know what sounds worse! The
thought of Tekashi and Nicki creating
another song or the fact that Donald Trump
is on the show. You tell me! Now Nicki
herself is not much of an artist and Tekashi
6ix 9ine looks like he should be on the front
label of a Skittles bag. Followers are curious
to see how this song will turn out, but other
people would rather much rip their ear
drums out! After announcing that they were
releasing a song together once again, Nicki
faced some major heat. Why would anyone
want to work with a snitch? The saying
counts for this situation, once a snitch
always a snitch. That should be a title for
one of Tekashi’s brand new songs; it would
suit him very well.