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Port and Cigars
Brown Bess
In the days of lace-ruffles, perukes and brocade
Brown Bess was a partner whom none could despise--
An out-spoken, flinty-lipped, brazen-faced jade,
With a habit of looking men straight in the eyes--
At Blenheim and Ramillies fops would confess
They were pierced to the heart by the charms of Brown Bess.
Though her sight was not long and her weight was not small,
Yet her actions were winning, her language was clear;
And everyone bowed as she opened the ball
On the arm of some high-gaitered, grim grenadier.
Half Europe admitted the striking success
Of the dances and routs that were given by Bess.
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CONTENTS
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“By Gad Sir! You Dare enter the Mess without an Introduction?
Port & Cigars is a set of war game rules for the Marlborough / Napoleonic / Crimea
era.
It was a refined age, where lace and powdered wigs were the height of masculinity.
Battalions of 700 men stood through storms of shot and shell, shoulder to shoulder,
colours blazing like the sun, facing death and conquering all.
Using the Rules the Period 1700 to 1850 can be handily covered and certain era
specific rules may prevent terrible faux-pas such as Louis François, duc de Bouffler’s
Infantry forming a four rank square. Simple additions take the game forwards to as
late as the 1880’s
No rules however that we can devise could ever safeguard against the reckless gamer
who paints the turn-back piping of his Voltigeur in the wrong shade of cream.
Men have been flogged red for less heinous crimes.
There are, it is oft said, more Napoleonic Rule sets on the market than there were
French casualties in 1812. Why would the world need another?
The answer is a-priori: The others are incorrect, produced by simpering dandies deep
in their cups.
Port and Cigars offers, clarity, speed, flexibility, “realism” a minimum of
bookkeeping, a wide range of historical coverage, and the chance for glory.
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Well as much glory as someone can achieve pushing small lumps of white metal
around a 6x4 table of MDF.
Scales
Port and Cigars is suitable for any scale troops as it uses “inches” as a measurement
unit. An Inch in game roughly equates to the following ballpark guidelines, if you
squint at them: An in-game “Inch” is about 100 feet in real life. Thus when a unit
opens fire at 4 Inches it is shooting at a target 400 feet away
A Column of Horses charges the enemy. They thunder 600 foot or 6 Inches across the
tabletop
Thus in 6mm scale infantry in line move 3 CM and 54mm troops would have an 8
inch musket range.
Equipment
By accounting for such necessities players shalt need for execution of the game.
Required equipment for play is not burdensome to the treasury. The itinerary is as
below.
Units
Units in Port & Cigars are Unit formations of soldiers mounted on 4 stands.
Multiple units constitute an Army
Nominally the basic unit for infantry is the Battalion, for Cavalry it is the
Regiment and Artillery it is the ttery. Each stand of foot and horse is a company
There are three basic unit types in Port & Cigars.
Foot, Horse & Artillery.
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Foot
Foot are infantry units who march or fight on foot. The dispensing of the Pike and
Linear tactics in the 1700’s along with the adoption of Flintlock Muskets which could
be operated by the common peasantry changed the face of warfare. Infantry were the
means of taking and holding ground and with the latest invention the Plug or Socket
Bayonet each man had a spear for defence against cavalry.
Line: These are the core of infantry units. They operate in extended lines for
volume of fire or close packed columns for manoeuvring on the field or delivering
a shocking charge. Drilled, punished, beaten and abused a Line battalion is 700
men standing shoulder to shoulder in the teeth of shot, shell and musket ball
delivering the firepower that wins battles
Light: A development in the mid 1700’s from the irregular warfare carried out in
the colonies. Light Troops sometimes eschewed the ridged formations to adopt
skirmishing tactics. In this role they would harass and threaten the enemy’s
advance or screen and protect their own Line troops. Sometimes armed with rifled
muskets, light troops could also fight in the Line of Battle
Melee: This category covers all troops that were armed with melee weapons and
their primary battlefield role was to use that weapon. This may include troops
armed with muskets, pistols or bows but who rarely or ineffectively used them.
For example Scottish Schiltrons armed with axe spear and claidmorgh.
Grenadier: This category both covers the actual Grenadiers, the right flank
companies who contained the biggest and strongest men, but also troops renown
the world over for their ferocity in hand to hand combat. Grenadiers in game
terms have an advantage in melee combat and they also are much more likely to
be able to overcome emplacements and fortifications. Examples might be Old
Guard Grenadiers or Polish Zouaves of Death.
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Horse
Horse covers all Cavalry units from Chasseur d’Cheval to Cossacks. The unit
fights and marches from horseback. Dragoons in the early part of this period are
able to dismount and fight on foot. Cavalry was used for a variety of roles
throughout the age. Their main roles were scouting, anti-partisan, foraging,
raiding and, in a pitched battle, to threaten flanks, see off enemy cavalry or chase
down the enemy as they routed. It was not uncommon that they would charge the
enemy infantry or artillery either, however to be successful in this enterprise
required a goodly dose of pluck and dash and often ended bloodily and badly.
Horse are Classed furthermore as Light Medium or Heavy. They may also be
rated as, Carabineer, Cossack, Cuirassier, Dragoon or Lancer.
Horse fight in Echelon (Line) or Column
If charged by Foot or Heavier Horse they may make an Evade move.
Light Horse These include Hussars, Cossack and Light Dragoons. Their roles are
mainly scouting and they do not hit quite as hard in the charge as their heavy
cousins.
Medium Horse: Medium Horse are no different really in role than Light. They
just think they are and this gives them a minor edge in close combat
Heavy Horse: Large men on Large Horses who carry large swords and often
metal chest plates. They are terrifying in a charge and don’t like scouting or
foraging. They still have to do it when other troops are short however!
Carabineers: This category includes all troops who fight mainly with melee
weapons but are known to actually use missile weapons as something other than
to hunt sheep with or as a decorative ornament. They have a limited capability to
produce fire from horseback without dismounting. If in Echelon and within 4” of a
formed enemy they may fire their carbines requiring a 6 with no modifiers.
Success will disorder the enemy. They may receive a charge with such fire but are
not affected by troops coming within 4” of them
Cossack: These Light Horse can fight (uniquely for Cavalry) in Skirmish or fight
in column. They may not form echelon
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Cuirassiers: The Cuirassier is an armoured behemoth and this category covers all
such troops who had a reputation for hitting exceptionally hard on the charge.
They are always heavy horse
Dragoon: Note these chaps are different from Carbineers who will fire mounted.
Dragoons will ride to a position, all dismount and then a proportion will head off
to hold the horses whilst the bulk form an Infantry Line and fight as regular
infantry. To dismount Dragoons simply at the end of their move remove a stand
from the table as Horse Holders. Form the remaining stands into an infantry line.
To remount, simply at the start of the movement phase replace the removed horse
holders alongside the line or column.
Note that many dragoon units 3 stands strong will be 2 stands strong when
dismounted. It still counts as a cavalry unit for “shattered” purposes and thus will
not shatter itself merely by dismounting!
Note many dragoons later in this period were dragoons in name only. This rating
of dragoon here refers to the ability to mount and dismount. Example British
Heavy Dragoons would be Horse: Heavy Cuirassier Elite rather than “Dragoon”
Beware lest you get dragged away by the Dragoons…..which is not a pretty sight.
Evading
Certain units such as Horse and Skirmishers may under some conditions make an
evade move. This move is declared immediately upon the enemy making a
declaration of a charge against them. An Evade marker is placed next to the unit.
Directly before the charging unit is moved, the evading unit makes a discipline
test and if it succeeds it may move in a direct line away from the chargers its full
charge distance even if not in formation for such a move. If it fails it receives the
charge as normal.
It will end this evade move in disorder.
If this move takes them into difficult terrain they will also gain a shaken marker.
If it carries them into friendly troops then both units are disordered and shaken.
If the evade move would leave them part way through their friends then the
evading unit will pass through the friendly unit and be arranged directly on the
other side of it.
If an evading unit contacts an enemy during their evade then they immediately
disperse and are removed. Something has gone drastically wrong and the troopers
are having no more of such blundering generals, not whilst a tavern is a few miles
back.
A unit with an evade marker may not move in its command phase.
Remove all evade markers at the end of their next turns command phase.
The Charging unit may now Pursue and contact any unit still directly in their
path, That unit may NOT receive and fire due to the surprise of the charge. Note
also that pursuers will receive a bonus in melee for pursuing
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Artillery
Light: Light artillery is 9 pounders and below. Horse Artillery is always light.
Foot Artillery: Foot artillery is pulled by oxen or horse into position and the crew
walk alongside. Mean spirited butchers the lot of them. Do not trust them.
Horse Artillery: The “Arse Hortillery” gallop into action behind thundering
hooves, light guns swaying and the dashing crews clinging to the caissons that
they sit upon! Huzzah!
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Poor: Poor troops are often badly trained, unmotivated and reluctant to obey orders.
They may be the last to move but the first to flee. Be cautious when assigning this
quality to troops for it does indeed denote a Marie-Louise or a Spanish regular
battalion level of poor materiel
Average: The average soldiers; unhappy, but doing their duty and serving their
particular despot.
Elite: Either well trained, experienced or at the very least troops with an inflated
sense of self importance. They can be relied on to fight hard and well.
Mufketry
L’Ecoute d’mussilin: These troops have terrible fire discipline. They shoot their
ramrods, fire half cocked, forget to load the ball and sound like a Muslin cloth being
ripped lengthways rather than a thunderous clap of a controlled volley. Their fire oft
causes little harm.
Average shots: The bulk of trained troops putting out 2 round a minute and scoring
4% hits at 100 yards
Disciplined Fire: Blank faced automons; drilled endlessly and at the point of the
lash to be able to put out 3 well aimed and well tamped shots every minute in all
weathers. But can they stand?
Shattered Units
A shattered unit has dozens of dead within it, many more dozens are wounded. Perhaps 20% of its
fighting strength has been lost through death, wounds, shock or desertion. It is barely capable of
fighting. No matter the bravado of the men remaining; they are on the verge of collapse.
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Commanders
Commander units represent the Officers commanding the Army the Brigade and the unit, also their
aide d’camps, batmen and concubines. These are represented on the field by single models on a round
base. The model is a marker not a unit. It cannot be targeted and it may at the end of all other
movement in the command phase move up to 24” on the tabletop ignoring all other models and all
terrain even impassable terrain.
They exert a command radius around them from their centre dependent on the skill, reputation and
quality of the commander. They can of course order troops outside this area that belong to their brigade
or army, however the distances involved may affect the quality of the command.
Commander table
Commander Command Command modifier
Radius
Blundering 4” -1 All tests for command must be made whilst the commander is
simpleton alive for the brigade he commands using this -1 modifier. If the
General commanding is a Blundering Simpleton then the results
apply to the whole army, however the Brigade commanders may use
any positive modifier they have to mitigate the effect!
Ineffectual Fop 4” +0
A Regular Sort 6” +0
A Capital 6” +1
Fellow
Commander Command Command modifier
Radius
An Excellent 8” +1 Creuford and Ney. Excellent commanders with fine reputations
Chap
The very 8” +2 Blucher and Wellington’s level of ability. This should only
model of a represent a handful of exceptional officers
modern Major
General
Napoleon 12” +2 (Note this is the values for the man himself only. No other
Bonaparte commander can muster these values)
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Formations
An account of the disposition of forces upon the tabletop
So y’ve met the men eh? Capital! Capital! They will stand well for you no doubt.
Now the best way of using them is the Bayonet d’y’see? The Firelock is a woman’s tool, the
bayonet is the weapon of a virile man, and a Briton at that.
His Lordship keeps saying I need to do my equality and diversity training again whenever I
say that but I am a man of one book; The book of the bayonet. HMMMPH!
Column d’Assault is the formation you need at all times and all weathers. Yes, yes, it is
vulnerable to the crapauds fire but can they shoot worth a damn anyway? Heh! Column will
take you quickly towards the enemy so that you can be at them with the Bayonet!
Admittedly you might have to order Square if cavalry are about. Ahh yes, a glorious last
stand , back to back isn’t it? One for the morning papers, hmmm? “the Gatling’s jammed and
the colonels dead…”, have Gatling’s been invented yet? No? Pity…where was I ? Ahh yes!
The Thin Red Line ‘o hero’s! Line Formation. That’s something you should adopt if the
enemy are in strength and you want to shoot them down as they advance….but really….just
form column and give them a cheer and a charge! With the BAYONET! For Good King
George lads!
Ahh..yes, the Bayonet! The Bayyyy-Oh-Net. Capital, Capital…………..capital……..
Foot Battalions are 4 stands strong. Loosely you may call each stand a
“company” for want of a better word. They must adopt one of the following
formations at the start of battle. The formations may be changed in the command
phase by issuing orders
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Square: (Square)
Skirmish order has an all-round fire arc and no flank or rears. Skirmishers are more mobile in difficult
terrain and act as a screen to disorder and disrupt enemy infantry. They are vulnerable to cavalry and in
melee.
Only Light Foot troops and Cossacks may adopt skirmish order.
Stands of a skirmishing battalion may adopt any facing they like individually but must remain within
2” of all other stands in the unit
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Flank Companies
Many Nations adopted the use of Flank companies which included Light infantry and
Grenadier Companies on the strength of the battalion.
If a unit is so organised, and at more than one stand strength in the case of over-
strength units then it may represent flank companies with the following rules.
Light companies evading will re-join their parent Battalion and are no longer
skirmishers advanced. They will not disrupt their own parent battalion when they
evade
Horse
Horse regiments are 3 stands strong. Each stand you might refer to as a squadron for narrative
purposes, but don’t get too caught up in the terminology. They must adopt one of the following
formations at the start of battle. They may change formation in the command phase.
Echelon: a formation that has flanks projecting 45 Degrees to the side. The 90 degree area to the
front is the Firing Arc and, rather remarkably the 90 degree area to the rear is the Rear Arc. Echelon
gives a bonus modifier to mufketry for the few occasions where Horse are musfket armed. It is the
primary formation for Cavalry units wishing to maneuver or charge their enemies. Line is especially in
danger when challenged to its flanks. Echelon also has a psychological effect on advancing on the
enemy causing a discipline test when coming into range of foot.
Column: A Column of Horse cannot fire, even if carabineer, and like an infantry column it has no
flank arc for purposes of shooting. The 90 degree area to the rear is a Rear arc. The close column has
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less of a psychological effect with Horse than Echelon does, but if it manages to hit home it hits home
hard with a +1 modifier
Skirmish: Certain Horse units may adopt skirmish. The rules for them are the same as for infantry
Skirmishers
Skirmishers are light troops used to screen and harass the foe. Each regular Line battalion has a light
company and whole battalions of light troops may skirmish. Skirmishers operate under several extra
rules as below.
Artillery
Artillery units are always classed as skirmish formation when deployed
(unlimbered). When limbered they are treated as a column for targeting.
When targeted by artillery (counterbattery), artillery deployed counts as
shooting at a line.
Note artillery cannot ever charge any unit themselves, nor can they move any
faster so being in column grants them nothing other than being a denser target!
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Setting up a game
Phone a wargaming mate, and ask them if they want a battle. If you are unsure which
of your mates are wargamers compare their picture to the following.
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The game is played in a my-turn your-turn fashion. Player 1 completing all actions then Player 2 taking
his turn. The player who’s turn it is is called the ACTIVE player
I was struggling for a while working out if I should say “his or her” turn, but come now! The amount
of girls insane enough to play a Napoleonic wargame must globally be a half dozen at most. To them I
apologise.
Decide on the first player by scissors/ paper/stone, rolling a dice or duelling with swords or
whatever.
Conduct on the Battlefield
It is well that you have me here to keep you in hand. I do not consider an unwashed black T
Shirt with “COLOURS 1996” emblazoned on it suitable mess dress.
It would be remiss if I did not remind you of your duty.
Sequence of play
By now the players should be ready to begin with armies drawn up on the tabletop
facing each other and a plentiful supply of bullets dice and cheese ‘n onion crisps
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Steady Lads
All tests for removing disorder are conducted prior to any rally attempts. This test is
known as a Steady Lads
To perform a Steady Lads test, roll 1D6. A score of 3 or below the unit simply fails
the “Steady Lads” and remains in disorder. A score of 4 or more remove the disorder.
Rally!
ACTIVE Players may now rally a unit which is withdrawing or shaken as long as it
does not have a morale marker
To attempt a Rally the player simply makes a short but rousing speech to his
disgruntled and nervous command then tests the unit’s morale as described in Phase 2
applying the effect immediately. A player may test his units in any order it pleases
him.
Phase 2: Morale
Once all Steady Lads checks are completed the acting player now makes morale tests
for any units with a Morale markers. He may place a morale marker on a unit which
lacks one if he pleases. A Morale test represents the psychological shock of the
battlefield. It is the panic that spreads through a unit from losing its officers, taking
canister fire, a squadron of cavalry thundering towards its flanks….
Note a Morale test is not in itself a Rally attempt. The commander may not add his +1
steadying words apart from in the Rally Phase as above.
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What? The South Rutland’s are wavering? Damn it to blazes! I shall have to give
them a few sage words.
“AHEM! Lads of the 136th! I am desirous to say a few words unto you as you stand
here shaken under the terrible effective fire of your Elite enemy the un-
vanquishable French, who have killed dozens upon dozens of you. Bloodily and
horribly, leaving you only two stands strong. (shattered -1)
Recollect, my barely trained conscripts (being what I would generously call a -1
poor unit,) that your Sovereign, King George the Mad demands your blood.
Know that I myself, Archie “The Black Hearted Butcher “ Howarde stand alongside
you for as long as this speech may take and I trust my command of 0 will steady you
from your current shamble of -1 disorder.
As will this +1 speech
So a Cheer my boys! A Cheer! A roll of 2 on a D6 and apply that -2 total modifier….
For England! To certain death!....Lads…Lads??
To test morale:
The unit rolls D6.
Add or deduct relevant modifiers from the morale table
Apply result to the Pluck Table
Apply result to the unit.
Remove the morale marker
Table 1 MORALE
Situation Modifier
Charged to Rear arc -2
Charged to Flank arc -1
Rally attempt and all enemy greater than mufket shot away +1
In Disorder -1
General Dead -1
Poor unit -1
Elite unit +1
In Steady Square +2
General within basic command range of unit +command
Rally Attempt and the player makes a short inspiring speech +1
Lost melee this turn -1
Shattered unit -1
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Table 2 PLUCK
Score Result
4 or more Steady: Unit carries out orders. If it was shaken it removes the shaken marker. If it
was withdrawing, it removes its shaken marker and reforms to face the enemy without
rolling for the reform.
3 Shaken: unit receives a Shaken marker. Unit May not whilst shaken charge or pursue
enemy. If the unit is charging then the unit halts at 1” from enemy in disorder.
1 or 2 Withdraw: As for shaken, but must immediately pull back half a move retaining
facing and in disorder.
Enemy Units in contact when a unit withdraws may conform to their front.
0 Routing: unit reverses facing away from the nearest enemy for free and moves 1 full
move directly away from enemy in disorder. They may wheel to avoid enemy units
only, but will interpenetrate friends. They receive a rout marker. Routed units must
rout off the nearest table edge avoiding enemy units and they may not be rallied.
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Phase 3: Mufketry
FRONT RANK! FIRE! PERRYS! FIRE! VICTRIX! FIRE!
That’s not a typo; it’s what they call musketry in the period. Honest.
Range
Mufkets have a range of 4”and an arc of fire out to 45 degrees of the front if in line or echelon. Square
and Skirmish formation naturally has all round fire arcs and Columns have no fire arc at all
Artillery has the same arc forward when deployed but a range of 14 inches for heavy guns and 12” for
Light guns.
They have no fire arc when limbered. The fact that I have to write this down disturbs me. Really this
sort of thing should be obvious to all but the most inbred fop.
To Give Fire
Foot or Artillery unit that is within arc of fire and range may now give fire upon the enemy! It is at
the Generals pleasure which units fire and in which order and at which target if there be a choice.
It is sufficient that any part of the target is within the arc or range of any part of the firer. Bear in
mind screening skirmishers and terrain blocking the line of sight, also if over a quarter of a
friendly units ranks or files are blocking line of sight or a friendly unit is engaged in melee with
the target then the firer cannot fire at that target
Apply total on the Effect of Fire table to determine if fire is Desultory, Effective, Withering or
Shattering.
Remove the relevant number of Stands from the unit starting with the furthest one from the
firing unit.
Table 3 MUFKETRY
+3 +2 +1 -1 -2
Artillery Firing @ charge Target Horse Target is skirmishers or firing Roundshot vs.
Enfilading fire to contact through a skirmish screen* Non artillery
Skirmishers
Enfilade fire* Target Column Firer is L’ecoute d’mussilin Artillery vs.
Cover
Grapeshot Disciplined Fire Firer is a Shattered unit
Self in Line Target in Cover*
Artillery Firer Disordered
targeting a
Square
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No….No.. That WILL NOT DO! That will not do at all, D’y’hear?
You have rolled a 2. By God this is dammed poor rolling. Were you never trained in
mufketry?
Even when I add in the bonus for you being a seasoned British unit who hath disciplined fire,
that brings it to a 3!
I have flogged you red that you might stand together in line shoulder to shoulder so
bringing the total to 4
The enemy were rattling forwards in their high step gait, their drums a-tapping their death
knell. They were in Freaking Column which brought your fire to a 5!
This was desultory fire! You killed a handful and wounded some more. Some Frenchies
skulked away in fear and yet what did your fire do to stop them? NOTHING!
Sgt Major Grubswille: Take Their Names.
Mark their names well.
Phase 4: Melee
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Phase 4: Melee
Thank god I am out of cartridges- now I shall be at them with the bayonette!
Melee represents the events when sabres clashes with bayonet, sabre and handspike. Although the
lines are drawn up, it is meet that the player imagines a swirling mass of men, usually mixed
together or in the case of squares a mob of milling horse swirling about the squares faces
To fight melee
The active player chooses an enemy unit that they are in contact with. If
they are in contact with several then this matters not. They fight against
one enemy unit and one only. A unit gets the outnumbering bonus if it is in
melee but is not the target of a melee attack
Roll D6: Add and deduct Modifiers from the Cold Steel Table
Apply results to the Effects of Melee Table to determine if the combat is
Uncertain, Decisive, Overwhelming or Irresistible
Remove the relevant stands from the target unit’s
Check Morale for the unit which lost.
Winners may pursue withdrawing or routed unit’s if able
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The loser of a melee is the unit which lost the most stands. If both unit’s lost the same
then the winner is the unit which had the higher modifiers in the combat. If both units
had the same modifiers the result is a draw and no morale checks are taken. The
combat will continue next turn. Note Grenadiers and commanders who have joined
the unit affect drawn results. Once in melee a unit may not voluntarily withdraw from
it. The fight is to the death!
A Unit who completely destroys all their opponents in melee may make a discipline
test. If they succeed then they may make a follow up pursuit move up to their full
move distance within their charge arc or attempt a reform. If this pursuit move takes
them into an enemy unit then that enemy may not fire at them even if the
consolidating unit approached from a valid fire arc, such is the surprise and confusion
caused by the assault.
Stands are removed in melee by the victor who chooses which stands to remove. If the
result is a draw then each player removes his own stands
To issue a command simply state which unit you are ordering and
describe what you wish to happen.
An example would be “The 40th will march to their front and halt then
deploy into line alongside the 35th in order to form a continuous line” or
“9th Hussars! Threes about! About Turn!” or some such twaddle.
Pick up the dice and boldly roll them. Add the modifiers for
tactical factors and if the total equals or exceeds the
minimum score required then the unit carries out your command. If they fail any part of their
order then they are in confusion about what is required. Perhaps the Aide d’camp scribbled his note
incorrectly? Perhaps the Colonel of the Battery was away for a short time with his hounds and the
Captain lacked confidence to realign the guns? Perhaps a stray musket ball ate the order and you will
get the order tomorrow? We shall perhaps never know.
The crucial point is the unit is order-less and, in this age where Initiative was rewarded with demotion,
the unit cannot act this turn. This may cause the gentle General consternation as his line of infantry is
about to be run down by a mass of cavalry. Rest assured that many such generals felt your frustration.
Once an order is failed the unit cannot take another order this turn unless the General will see them
hanged as below.
A unit which passes an order may be given one (or for Horse artillery two) more orders
Only one of the orders given in any turn may be for movement. The other(s) must be formation
change.
Note then that Horse artillery may successfully limber, successfully move and then successfully
unlimber again, whilst Foot may form line and then march by wheel or form column and march inside
their charge arc by wheel for example and that foot artillery may move and unlimber or limber and
move.
Unlimbered Artillery may also with no need for orders reform for free and without orders, known as
traversing the guns
When a unit has finished its movement and all its orders then the player may move to the next unit till
he hath completed all such commands that he desires.
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COMMAND
Order Minimum
Score
To Move a unit up to their maximum allowance. 1
To Move by wheeling a unit outside their charge arc 2
To Form Line or Column or Skirmish 2
To Limber or Unlimber Artillery 2
To Form a Foot unit into Square 3
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Movement
Of the art of positioning forces upon the field of battle
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March Table
Unit Maximum Move Rate
Foot in line in difficult terrain 2
Foot in line and foot artillery 3
limbered
Foot in column and units of 4
skirmishing foot
Horse in echelon 5
Limbered horse artillery and 6
Horse in column
Skirmishing cavalry 7
Sequence of movement
1. Give orders. Place evade markers
2. Roll for success of orders
3. Move enemy evaders.
4. Move units
5. Carry out any discipline tests for foot units with enemy coming within
musket shot range
6. Remove any evade counters from your units
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Players may construct a force to an agreed points limit. The force must have a
general commanding and 4 units.
Regular foot units have the abilities Skirmishers to the front and Grenadiers fix
bayonets.
Commanders in Units
T’were never “go, lads go” it was always “follow me!”
Commanders may at the start of a players turn join a unit. They remain with that
unit till the start of their next turn when they may detach. Place a marker with the
unit and remove the commanders figure.
The Commander when with a unit may ONLY command that unit and units
within 4”. He may give no orders to other units.
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Whilst with the unit if the unit takes a stand loss or loses a melee immediately roll
a D6. On a 6 the commander is killed. The Brigade is leaderless. It may still
receive orders from the General commanding the army, but of course note that this
will severely affect the whole army’s cohesion. The general cannot be everywhere
at once! Recollect that the Major may show some initiative for that unit.
If by some mishap it is your General that has been so reckless as to get himself
shot, any Brigade commanders step up to the mark and act as the general for better
or worse. However until after the command phase following his death, this
reshuffling of power freezes the army and units can only move by each Majors
own initiative.
If perchance all your Brigadiers and Generals have paid the ultimate price then
you really are stuffed. The army will act only on its individual Majors initiatives.
Good luck with that!
Whilst with a unit then that unit gains a +1 to discipline tests and on drawing a
melee combat they will win the combat instead with a margin of 1 point. If
grenadiers or enemy commanders are involved then the combat is instead drawn
Unit Character
Units have a wide range of variety from the Grim Russian peasant who stands despite
his appalling losses to the Élan of the British Heavy Horse and their reckless charges.
In addition to the mandatory troop classifications already mentioned, here lies a list of
useful traits to measure the cut of your mens jib by.
Trait Effect
Berserk Charge Add 1” to the charge movement on declaring a charge and unit
gains Grenadier for this turn
BL Artillery 60” range artillery +1 firing modifier
Cautious Discipline test to charge
Cowardly Successful (4+) Morale test to charge
Exhausted Certain troops after a long campaign are ragged, shoeless and half
starved. They suffer a -1 to all rolls. Yes ALL rolls. Use with
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caution
Gribeauval System Artillery fire not capped at 6
Gardener Gun A 24” range artillery piece that is not capped for effective fire.
Roll 1D6 before firing. On a 1 it jams this turn and may not fire
Gatling Gun Fires as a Gardener Gun with a +1 firing modifier and 36” range.
Grim Defenders If receiving a morale test to rout they may reroll that test
High Explosive and +1 firing modifier at ranges over 6”
Shrapnel shells
Jittery Such troops have a -1 on Discipline tests to reserve fire when
troops move within 4”
Linear tactics May not form square. Initial setup must be with all Infantry in the
centre and Horse on their flanks
Over strength Unit only becomes Shattered when 1 stand strong
Open Order Tactics Only available post 1876. -1 when firing at OOT +1 when in
melee against them. Otherwise setup and move as Line
Reckless If within 8” of an enemy not formed in square the cavalry must
take a discipline test not to charge towards the enemy in their turn
Rifled muskets 6” range
Rifled Breech Loading 12” range +1 firing modifier
musket
RML artillery 60” range artillery
Spear Points Gleaming These troops are trained for only one form of combat. Fighting up
close with club, spear, Claidmorg or repeating pistols. Use with
caution.
Terrifying Causes morale test on charging from any flank or front.
Use with Caution. Perhaps such as Zulu impi’s or Troops unused
to Cuirassiers facing them for the first time
Top of His Class The units Major may use his initiative on a 4+
Vacillating Coward The units Major cannot use his initiative at all. Unordered, the
unit will simply stand around helpless whilst the Major dithers
and stammers.
Scenarios
The Lines of Torres Vedras
June 1810.
Wellingtons army hides behind strong fortifications in southern Portugal.
Masséna Dithers on the plains waiting for an opportunity to attack.
Masséna in this fictional Battle redeploys to the north, however one Brigade is left several hours behind by a blocked road. Mgr. Gen Aylmer
seeing an opportunity petitions Sir Arthur to let him attack. Lord Wellington throws a half-eaten chicken leg over his shoulder and exclaims “BY
GOD! I Think we have him!” and unleashes Lord Aylmers troops who rush down the foothills towards the sweating French.
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Foot Artillery
Artillery} Foot} Elite } Gribeauval
9me Light Infantry Regiment, two battalions: Foot} Line}Average; one battalion Foot} Grenadier} Elite
32me Line Infantry Regiment, one battalions Foot} Light} Elite two battalions: Foot} Line} Elite one battalion Foot}
Grenadier} Elite
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Map 72”x 48
The French enter from the north edge and
have the first turn.
The French mission is to have units cross
the bridges and be south of the bridges by
end of game, the Austrians to prevent the
French Crossing
Designer Notes
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Port & Cigars first emerged in 1997 from a once page ruleset called Marlborough Lights. Over the past
17 years it has evolved and emerged as the game it is today. The first thing I wanted was simplicity.
Then I wanted a game that was fun. Then I wanted a game that can be played to conclusion in a hour
thus leaving time for the after game drinks.
It has grown in complexity without a doubt, but is still simple at the heart of it. Shoot by rolling a dice
and removing a stand if necessary, usually don’t bother with orders unless the unit is trying something
tricky or far from its commander. Once a few games are under your belt then the system is
exceptionally easy to use. I almost never need the firing charts as they are pretty simple to remember.
But Napoleonic wargaming often loses its FUN! And that is WRONG! You are a shambolic
commander with a paunch and gout, drunk to blazes and wearing silk tights. You should as this
commander be able to engage with your troops. Shout at them, Rally them, Scream fire orders, and
compliment them well. Just if they start answering back then see a psychiatrist.
Such was the Rallying rule and the I’ll see you hanged rule. Its why you get a bonus commanding if
you wear the top hat or the bicorne
Despite this I have balanced the effects of the mechanics to reflect historical reality. You CAN break a
steady British Square with Cuirassiers, but you are taking a damn risky move . You CAN break
through the enemy’s artillery with your Light Brigade down a valley of death, but again…are you that
sort of butcherer of models?
Your Thin Red Line may Die Hard when outnumbered three to one, but it’s the exception not the rule.
You have flexibility within the rules to create Heroes and Villains, doddering cowards and raging bulls.
Legends will be made, cigars smoked, Port quaffed.
Tommy
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Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"
But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.
You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"
But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool -- you bet that Tommy sees!
R Kipling
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Horse 5 or less 6+ 8+ 9+
Cold Steel
+3 +2 +1 +1 -1 -2
Lancers Non-Lancer Horse Charging Horse vs. Foot Disordered Horse vs.
charging charging or pursuing Steady Square
or pursuing targets in targets in skirmish or
skirmish or disorder disorder
Contact to Contact to the Flank Heavy vs. light Target Disordered Shaken Target in
the rear withdrawing or Fortifications
routing
Spear Points Elite In Column Poor
Gleaming Grenadier vs. cover Height advantage Skirmishers
Outnumbering Shattered unit
enemy.
+3 +2 +1 -1 -2
Artillery Firing @ charge Target Horse Target is (non- Roundshot vs.
Enfilading fire to contact artillery) skirmishers Non artillery
or firing through a Skirmishers
skirmish screen*
Enfilade fire* Target Column L’ecoute d’mussilin Artillery vs.
Cover
Grapeshot Disciplined Fire Shattered unit
Self in Line Target in Cover*
Square targeted by Disordered
artillery
MUFKETRY
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You may remember me from such battles as charging Fort Ticonderoga frontally until even the Black Watch had had enough?
Port and Cigars (apart from being something I like after Breakfast, Tiffin, Mid Tiffin, Late Tiffin and dinner) is a set of Napoleonic
wargame rules that bring honour and glory to the tabletop.
They are usable in all scales and all base sizes; by God I don’t care a Damn if you use cardboard chits.
They draw upon decades of research and literally hours of watching” Sharpe”.
With these rules you can follow Wolfe to Quebec , Wellesley to Assay. , Stand in line as your Prussians deliver their automated volleys or
lead the charge of your Cuirassiers as they punch a hole in anything in their path.
Port & Cigars is playable in a hour. Time for glory on the tabletop and enough to repair down the tavern; (with a few bottles of wine,) to
celebrate your victory.
It uses a single D6. No modern twenty sided or D percent here thank you! If the D6 has served us for a hundred years it shall serve a
hundred more!
Here you can finally use all those armies you bought but are about to E-Bay because all other rules systems suck. Two plastic box sets
and your army is ready. No quibbling over vague rules anymore as quibblers are flogged senseless the moment they start.
And they are Free of course which helps when you have pursers as corrupt as mine.
But enough waffle, enjoy the rules and please excuse me . I have to do and throw good soldiers’ lives away in pointless attacks.
Jim Abercrombie
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