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INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY

OF
OBSCENITIES
A GUIDE TO
DIRTY WORDS
AND
INDECENT EXPRESSIONS
IN

SPANISH

ITALIAN

FRENCH

GERMAN

RUSSIAN

by

Christina Kunitskaya-Peterson

SCYTHIAN BOOKS
CONTENTS

Use of Dictionary 7
Comparative Chart 8
Spanish 1l
© 1981 by Christina Kunitskaya-Peterson Italian .................•............................. 25
French .......................•...................... 39
German 5]
Russian 63
Common American English Obscenities ....•............ 85
Abbreviations 93

PRINTED IN U.S.A.

ISBN 0-933884-18-4
USE OF DICTIONARY

English has no exact stylistic equivalent for some


words and phrases in the other languages. For example,
3anyna, 'glans penis', a very vulgar and frequently en-
countered word in Russian, has no widely known coun-
terpart in English. Thus, the author has sometimes used
a relatively innocuous, neutral English word or phrase
to translate what might be considered an unimaginable
horror by some speakers of the other language.
Whenever possible, idiomatic translations of the
words and phrases have been supplied. In cases where
the literal meaning is obscured as a result, it is provided
in brackets. Since many of the entries could be trans-
lated by any of several American English synonyms, a
relatively small number of words are used repeatedly
in the translations, while a much larger selection of
them may be found in the final chapter, arranged under
generic headings.

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English German Russian t Spanish Italian French
anus ass(-hole) Arsch(loch) ;.Kona, (O'lKO) (ojo del) culo culo (trou du) cuI anus
brrak wind. 10 to fart furzen neplleTb, 6JnCTb peerse. pederse scoreggiare peter break wind. to
breasts tits Tinen TlITb"H tetas lelte nichoRs breasls
buttocks ass Arsch )Kona culo culo, (chiappe) cui buttocks
condom rubber Gummi. Pariser rOH1I0H. HaxynlfuK goma guanto capote anglaise condom
copulalt,lO to ruck vOgeln, fie ken eGan joder, coger [ouere, fregare baiser copulalt. 10
defecate, 10 to shit scheiBen cpaTh eagar caeare chief ddteale. 10
diarrhea funny shilS DilnnschiO (llplICT) cagalera cacarella chiasse diarrhea
eredlon hard on St:inder cazza duro bandaison eredlon
eret:1ion. 10 to have a eineo Stander CTOJlTb y 'w~o pararse, rizzarsi, avere bander erKtlon.lo
have an hard on haben empalmarse iI cazzo duro have an
fee.. shit ScheiDe rORHO mierda, cagada merda, cacca merde fee..
fellale,lo to blow blasen OTcocaTb, nenaTb mamar fare un bocchinol prendre la fellale,lo
MIfHeT pompino pipe, sucer
fellallo blow job OTCOC, MIfHeT mamada bocchino, pompino plume, pipe fellalio
homosuual rag Schwule lKon(O'l)HIIJC maric6n finocchio encule, pedale, homosexual
enculeur
Inlesllnal gas fart Fun (61no) peda peto, scoreggia pel inlestinal gas
masturbate. to to jack off. wichsen np0'lIfTb hacer puiletas, farsi una segal se branler mas1urba1e,Io
beat off hacerse una paja pipa
orgasm, 10 have 10 come kommen kOH'lIfTb correrse venire jouir orgasm, 10 have
penis prick, cock Schwanz xyo carajo, pija, picha cazzo bile, queue penis
prosillute whore Hure 6mlD.b puta pultana pUlain proslilule
semen come, jissom ManatPbR leche sburro jus, foulre semen
leslicles balls Eier Rnua, ~-1YnH cojones coglioni couilles, eouillons teslicles
loilet can, john ScheiOhaus. Hy:lfi:Hllk, eopTllp cagadero, cacaloio, pissoir, loilel
Pillorl meadero pisciatoio pissotiere
urinate, 10 10 piss pissen cuaTb mear pisciare pisser urinate,lo
urine piss Piss(e) cuakll meados piscia pisse urine
vagina cunl Fotze nlll.na cono fica, fregna, can vagina
mona

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srAIUSH
almeja f. twat, vagina ['clam')
amaricado I. m. fag, homosexual 2. adj. effeminate
amaricarse to become a fag/homosexual [from maric6n
'homosexual')
argolla f. box, vagina ['ring; door-knocker')
bicho m. pud, penis ['bug')
bollo m. pussy, vagina ['bread roll, bun']
bufa f. fart
bufo m. fag, homosexual
buscona f. streetwalker, prostitute ['one who searches')
cabron m. I. cuckold 2. bastard, shitass
iCabr6n! You bastard! as an insult or humorously
El muy cabr6n Ie rob6 el caballo. That bastard stole
his horse.
caca f., child language 1. shit 2. dirt
iCaca! Don't touch! It's dirty!
cacada f.. var. of cagada
cachar to ball, have sex with
cagada f. I. shit 2. (act of) shilling 3. fuck-up, blunder
Eso es como cagadas de hormiga. This has no impor-
tance at all. ['this is like ant shit')
iEl es la cagada! He's a real shit!
Su ultima pelicula es una cagada. His last film is a
real piece of shit.
cagadero m. outhouse, latrine

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cagado caguetas

cagado I. m. coward 2. adj. cowardly caguetas m. I. little child 2. coward


jFrancisco es un cagado! Francisco IS a goddamned jEres un caguetas! You little turd! said of a child
coward! capar to castrate
cagaj6n m. horse or mule shit Lo mand6 a capar ratones. He told him to get the hell
cagalera f. I. the runs, diarrhea 2. fear out. ['he sent him to castrate rats']
EI tiene cagalera. He's scared shitless. capullo 1. m. foreskin 2. adj. stupid ['cocoon; bud']
jBrava cagalera! What a hell of a mess! jNo seas capullo! Don't be stupid!
cagaleta f., var. of cagalera carajo m. 1. prick 2. motherfucker, bastard
cagar 1. to shit 2. to dirty, soil 3. to fuck up, bungle jCarajo! Fuck! Damn it! expresses anger, annoyance
Tengo que cagar. I've got to take a shit. jVete al carajo! Get fucked! Go to hell! ['go to the
cagarruta f. 1. sheep or cow shit 2. twerp, unimpor- prick ']
tant person jAdelante, carajos, echen bala! Come on, you moth-
cagarse I. to take a shit 2. to shit on oneself erfuckers, start shooting!
jMe cago en Di6s! Hell! Goddammit! ['I shit on God'] jNo me importa un carajo! I don't give a shit! ['I
jMe cago en la puta Virgen! Goddammit! ['I shit on don't care a prick about it']
the whore Virgin Mary'] coger to fuck
jMe cago en la mar! Damn it! ['I shit in the sea'] cogienda f. (act of) fucking
jMe cago en la leche de tu puta madre! You god- cojones m. pl. balls, testicles
damned motherfucker! ['I shjt in the milk of your No me importa dos cojones. I don't give a shit. ['I
whore mother'] don't care two balls about it']
jMe cago en la leche de que mamaste! You cocksuck- jCojones! Oh, bullshit! expresses incredulity
ing bastard! ['I shit in the milk you sucked'] jY un coj6n! Like fuck it is! expresses doubt about
jMe cago en la hostia! Shit! Goddammit! ['I shit on something said
the communion wafer'] jMe cago en los veinticuatro cojones de los ap6stoles
Se cag6 de miedo. He shit his pants from fear. de Jesus! Goddamn it all to hell! ['I take a shit on
cagatintas m. office worker ['one who shits ink'] the twenty-four testicles of the apostles of Jesus']
ca~atorio m., var. of cagadero Hace falta tener cojones. You've got to have balls
cag6n 1. adj. who shits profusely 2. adj. cowardly (i.e., be brave).
3. m. child with diarrhea Es un tipo sin cojones. That guy's a fucking coward.
jCag6n de mierdas! You little shit! said of a child ['he's a guy without balls']
caguense m. last straw, limit cojonudo great, very good
Esto es el caguense. That's the last straw. jEs un libro cojonudo! It's a damn good book!
cagueta f. runny shit, diarrhea cojudo gullible, stupid

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colgantes culo

colgantes m. pl. balls, testicles ['dangling things'] Es un culo de mal asiento. He's fidgety. ['he has an
comer to eat (out), perform cunnilingus ass that won't sit right']
Se la comi6. He ate her out. ir con el culo a rastras I. to be in a jam 2. to be broke,
concha f. pussy, vagina ['(sea-)shell'] out of money ['to go with the ass dragging')
concho m., var. of concha La ciudad va de culo. The city's going downhill. ['the
conejo m. pussy, vagina ['rabbit'] city is going on its ass']
coiia f. 1. cunt 2. joking (around), jesting lamer el culo a alguien to kiss somebody's ass, brown-
jNo me des la conal Fuck off! ['don't give me the nose ['to lick the ass']
cunt') culon ad). having a big ass ,v~.....
coiiazo m. boredom chingar I. to fuck 2. to wear out, tire 3. to cheat,
jVaya conazo! What a fucking bore! swindle 4. to annoy, molest
coiiearse to joke around jChinga tu madre! Fuck your mother!
coiio m. I. cunt 2. stupid person jA la chingada! Fuck it! Damn it!
jCono! Shit! expresses anger or surprise chocho m. pussy, vagina ['floppy']
jCono! You fucking idiot! chorizo m. I. prick 2. shit ['pork sausage']
jQue cono! Fuck! Damn it! chucha f. 1. cunt 2. armpit sweat
jVete al cono de tu madre! Fuck you! ['go to your churnino m. pussy, vagina
mother's cunt'] chupar to blow, fellate
correrse to come, have orgasm Me la chup6. She sucked me off.
Se hizo una paja hasta correrse. He jacked off until churro m. I. turd 2. prick ['fritter']
he came. mojar el churro to ball, copulate with ['to wet the
jMe corTi de puro gusto! I was feeling damned good! fritter']
[' I came from pure pleasure') desbeber to piss ['to un-drink ']
cuesco m. fart ['stone; punch') desocupar to shit ['to empty']
culicagado m. little kid ['shit-covered ass'] diligencia: hacer una diligencia euph. to answer the call
cuUto m. (little) ass, small buttocks of nature, go to the bathroom ['to do an errand')
Sana, sana, Heal up, heal, ernpalrnarse to get a hard on I erection
culilO de rana, frog's little ass, Se me empalm6. 1 got a hard on.
si no sanas hoy, if you don't healloday favor: Nadie Ie ha hecho el favor. No one has made it
sanaras manana. you'll be well tomorrow. (i.e., had sex) with her. ['no one has done her the favor']
said to a child who has bumped himself foliar I. to ball, have sex with 2. to fart silently ['to
culo m. I. ass, buttocks 2. ass-hole, anus 3. cunt rare blow with bellows']
Le dio un puntapie en el culo. He kicked him in the ass. Se la foll6. He balled her.

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follarse
joder
follarse to fart silently iNo me jodas! Don't fuck around with me! ['don't
follon m. 1. silent fart 2. jam, mess ['noiseless rocket'] fuck me']
jVaya fo1l6n! What a fucked-up mess! AIguien les jodi6 el libro. Someone swiped their fuck-
Se meti6 en un fo1l6n. He got into a mess. ing book. ['someone fucked their book']
follonarse to fart silently Se jodi6 todo. Everything got fucked up.
folio nero m. treacherous, ungrateful person Se ha jodido la funci6n. The show was a real fucking
goma f. rubber, condom flop. ['the show got fucked']
hidepula m. son of a bitch ['son of a whore'] iQue te jodas! Fuck off! Get out of here! ['may you
hijopula m., var. of hideputa fuck yourself']
jEse es un hijoputa! That guy's a real son of a bitch! jHay que joderse! This is the fucking end! To hell
hoslia: jMe cago en la purimisima hostia! Fuck it all to with it all! ['one should fuck oneself']
hell! expresses anger ['I take a shit on the most holy jodido ad}. I. exhausted 2. difficult 3. fucking, damned
communion wafer'] 4. ruined ['fucked'] ~
huevada f. stupid act, foolishness [from huevos 'balls'] Es un libro jodido. This book is goddamned hard to
huevon ad}. 1. lazy 2. stupid ['having large balls'] read.
huevos m. pl. balls, testicles ['eggs'] Estoy jodido. I'm fucking tired.
jMe cost6 un huevo! That was a ball-buster! (i.e., No tengo ni una jodida peseta. 1 don't have a fucking
that was difficult). ['it cost me a ball'] cent.
El tiene huevos. He's got guts (he's brave). ['he has Todo esta jodido. Everything's fucked up.
balls'] jodienda f. pain in the ass, annoyance ['act of fucking']
Tengo mas huevos que tll. I'm braver than you. ['I jodon ad}. I. annoying 2. untrustworthy
have more balls than you'] jodonlon ad}. horny, desirous of sex
jiiiar 1. to shit 2. to piss lagarla f. 1. whore 2. bitch, woman abusive ['lizard']
joda f. I. annoyance, bother 2. joke [from joder 'to lambeculo m. & f. ass-kisser, sycophant ['one who
fuck'] licks ass']
Lo dijo en joda. He said it as a joke. lameculos m. & f. ass-kisser, sycophant ['one who
joder 1. to fuck 2. to annoy 3. to steal 4. to fuck up, licks asses ']
fail leche f. come, semen ['milk']
jJoder! Fuck! expresses annoyance, surpnse jLeche! 1. Fuck off! 2. Hell! expresses anger
Esto me jode. I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Es un tio de mala leche. He's a mean motherfucker.
['this fucks me'] ['he is a guy with spoiled come']
Son ganas de joder. They're just trying to be a pain in Hoy tiene mala leche. He's in a shiUy mood today.
the ass (Le., to irritate). ['he has spoiled come today']

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leche
mear
Hay mucha mala leche entre ellos. There's a lot of iSi no te calles, te meo! If you don't shut up, I'll piss
bad feeling between them. ['there's a lot of bad come on you!
between them ') mearse I. to piss on oneself 2. to get away with, fool
Aqui hay mucha mala leche. There's a lot of ill feel- Se me6 de risa. He laughed so hard he pissed his pants.
ing around here. ['there's a lot of spoiled come here'] Se 10 me6. He pulled a fast one. He got away with it.
Iefie m., euph. for leehe mecachis euph. for me cago (see cagarse)
madre: iTu madre! (Fuck) your mother! (see chingar); iMecachis en la mar! Darn it!
mentar la madre a uno to insult someone violently melocotones m. pl. boobs, breasts ['peaches')
['to mention someone's mother') menearsela to beat off, masturbate ['to shake it for
jEres un madre! You're a fucking coward! ['you're a oneself)
mother') Se la menea todas las noches. He whips it off every
mamada f. blow-job, fellatio night.
Me dio una mamada. She gave me a blow job. mean m. & f. 1. bedwetter, pantswetter 2. newborn
mamar to suck, fellate child [from mear 'to piss')
jQue te la marne tu madre! You goddamned mother- mierda f. 1. shit 2. dirt, filth
fucker! ['may your mother suck it for you'] jMierda! Shit! expresses annoyance, anger
Se la mam6. She blew him. jEs un(a) mierda! He's a real shit!
Me mam6 la pinga. She sucked my cock. Es un don Mierda. He's a real nobody. ['he's a Mr.
mar f., euph. for madre in obscene expressions Shit')
margaritas f. pl. boobs, breasts ['pearls'] jVete a la (mismisima) mierda! Go fuck yourself!
marica m. fag, homosexual ['go right to the shit ')
marican m. fag, homosexual Todo estaba lIeno de mierda. There was crap every-
Aqui hay mucho maric6n. There are lots of fags here. where (i.e., it was dirty). ['everything was full of shit')
mariposa m. fag, homosexual ['butterfly'] Cogi6 una mierda. He got shit-faced (i.e. drunk).
meada f. I. piss 2. piss stain 3. volume of urine ex- minga f. prick, penis
creted on one occasion [from mear 'to piss '] minina f., child language peter, penis ['kitty cat')
echar una meada to take a piss minino m., child language pussy, vagina ['kitty caC)
meadero m. urinal nabo m. dick, penis ['turnip')
meado m. coward ['piss'] ojete m. ass-hole, anus
Es un meado. He's a yellow-bellied coward. ojo del culo m. ass-hole, anus ['eye of the ass')
meado de la arafia infected with V.O. ['spider's piss'] paja: hacerse unalla paja to beat off, masturbate ['to
meados m. pl. piss do one's straw']
mear 1. to piss 2. to piss on Se hizo una paja hasta correrse. He beat off till he came.
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palo pichar
palo m. rod, penis ['pole; stick'] pichar to screw, copulate
echar un palo to screw, copulate with Vamos a pichar. Let's have a screw.
Le ech6 un palo. He stuck it to her. ['he threw her a pija f. I. prick, penis 2. stupid person
stick'] Es un(a) pija. He's a fucking idiot. ['he is a prick']
papaya f. pussy, vagina pinga f. cock, penis
pararse to have a hard on, have an erection pingo m. slut, whore
Se me par6. I got a hard on. pingona f. whore
partes f. pl. privates (euph. for genitals) pipi m., child language pee, urine
pederse var. of peerse hacer pipi to go wee-wee, urinate
pedo 1. m. fart 2. m. drunkenness 3. adj. ugly pito m. prick ['horn, whistle']
Se tir6 un pedo. He let a fart. polvete m., var. of paiva
iVaya pedo! How ugly! polvo m. (act of) screwing ['powder']
Es mas fea que un pedo. She is damned ugly. ['she is echar un paiva to ball, fuck ['to throw a powder']
uglier than a fart'] Le ech6 un polvo. He balled/humped her.
pedorrera f. (series of) farts polla f. prick, penis ['young chicken ']
pedorrero 1. adj. farting frequently 2. m. one who farts ponerse dura to get a hard on, have an erection
peerse to fart Se me puso dura. I got a hard on.
pelotas f. pl. balls, testicles ['balls'] porra f. prick, penis ['club, bludgeon']
tener pelotas to have guts, be brave ['to have balls'] puiieta f. (act of) beating off, masturbation
pendeja f. whore hacer punetas to beat off
pendejada f. foolishness, stupidity La mand6 a hacer punetas. He told him to fuck off.
pendejarse to act like a fool ['he sent him to jack off']
pendejo m. 1. pubic hair 2. stupid person iPuneta! or iQue punetas! Oh, fuck!
pendejear to act like a fool jVaya puneta! What a fucked-up mess! ['what jack-
pendona f. whore ing-off']
pera: hacerse una/la pera to jack off, masturbate ['to jVete a hacer punetas! Fuck off! ['go beat off']
make oneself a pear'] purgaci6n f. 1. period, menstruation 2. clap, gonor-
Se hizo una pera. He beat his meat. rhea ['purging']
pico m. prick, penis ['beak'] tener purgaciones to have the clap
picha f. cock, penis pula f. whore
pichada f. (act of) screwing, copulation puta callejera streetwalker
Hace mucho tiempo que no tengo una pichada. It's casa de putas whorehouse
been a long time since I've been laid: ir de putas to go whoring
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puta

hijo de puta son of a bitch


jMe cago en la leche de tu puta madre! You god·
damned motherfucker! ['I shit in the milk of your
whore mother']
putada f. annoyance
jMe hizo una putada! He bugged the shit out of me!
puto m. son of a bitch
raja f. pussy, vagina ['slit, crack']
seta f. box, vagina ['mushroom']
tetas f. pl. tits
tetona f. woman with big tits
tirarse to screw, have sex with
Se 1a tir6. He put it to her.
tortilla f. lesbian sex
tortillera f. lesbian ['tortilla vendor']
lragar I. to ball, have sex with 2. to sleep around, be
promiscuous
ITALIAN
Tragaban toda la noche. They were balling all night.
lraque m. loud fart ['crack, bang']
lumbar to lay, have sex with ['to knock down ']
vaina f. I. pussy, vagina 2. (act of) screwing ['sheath,
scabbard']
verga f. I. cock, penis 2. stupid person
Es una verga. He's a stupid prick.
zulla f. crap, feces
zullarse I. to dirty oneself 2. to fart
zull6n m. fart
zurullo m. turd ['hard lump']
zurull6n m. turd ['hard lump']

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bocchino m. blow job, fellatio ['mouthpiece, ciga-
ette holder']
Lei gli ha fatto un bocchino. She gave him a blow job.
cacadubbi m. &f. wishy-washy, indecisive person ['one
who shits doubts']
cacare to shit
cacarella f. I. the runs, diarrhea 2. fright
cacarsi to shit on oneself
cacarsi sotto I. to shit one's pants 2. to be a coward
['to shit on oneself underneath']
Mi sono cacato sotto. I. 1 shit my pants. 2. I was
scared shitless.
cacasangue m. dysentery ['shitting blood']
used mainly in the curse: Ti venga il cacasangue! May
you get dysentery! (Le., may misfortune befall you)
cacasenno m. smart aleck ['one who shits wisdom']
cacasodo m. & f. conceited person ['one who shits
hard']
cacasotto m. I. coward 2. clumsy person ['one who
shits underneath']
cacastecchi m. miser ['one who shits twigs']
cacata f. (act of) shitting
fare una cacata I. to take a shit 2. to fuck up, bungle
Ho fatto una cacata. I. 1 took a shit. 2. I fucked up.
cacatoio m. latrine

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cacatura cazzo

cacatun 1. shit 2. var. of cacata col cazzo! or un cazzo! Fuck no! expresses surprise,
caeca f. 1. shit 2. dirt (in general) 3. arrogance, pride anger, emphatic rejection ['with the prick' or 'a prick 'j
aver la caeca al culo to be scared shitless, be terrified Cazzo! Shit! expresses anger, annoyance
['to have shit on the ass'] cazzo duro hard on, erection ['hard prick']
Caeca! Oh, shit! expresses anger, annoyance avere il cazzo duro to have a hard on
cacchiata f. 1. fuck-up, mistake 2. euph. for cazzata Acqua fresca, vino puro Fresh water, pure wine
cacchio m., euph. for cazzo fica strella, cazzo duro tight cunt, hard cock
Cacchio! Shit! Damn it! expresses anger, annoyance (popular answer to the question: "what are the
caccola f. 1. "sleep", mucus in eyes 2. snot, nasal most necessary things in life?")
mucus cazzomatto m. stupid person ['prick-crazy']
cacone m. 1. person who shits frequently 2. coward C8Zzottare to beat up [from cazzo]
cagare var. of cacare cazzottarsi to (get into a) fight
Non mi caga neanche. She doesn't give a shit about Si sono cazzottati per Ie vie. They were beating the
me. ['she doesn't even shit (on) me'] shit out of each other on the street.
cavolo m., euph. for cazzo ['cabbage'] cazzottata f.. var. of cazzottatura
Non capisco un cavolo! I don't understand a frigging cazzottatura f. (act of) beating
thing! Ha ricevuto una solenne cazzottatura. He got the holy
cazzata f. 1. stupidity, foolishness 2. chewing-out, fucking shit beat out of him.
scolding 3. dirty trick [from cazzo] cazzotto m. a hard punch/blow
M'ha fatto una cazzata. I. He really chewed my ass L'ho preso a cazzotti. \ knocked the shit out of him.
out. 2. He played a dirty fucking trick on me. chiappa f. cheek, buttock [from chiappare 'to grab,
cazzo m. 1. prick 2. affair, matter sieze'j
Fatti i cazzi tuoi! Mind your own fucking business! Lei ha delle belle chiappe! She's got a nice ass!
['make your own pricks'] chiavare to screw, copulate with ['to nail, pierce']
Non rompermi il cazzo! Don't fuck around with me! coglia f. 1. scrotum, balls 2. fop, fancy dresser
Don't bother me! ['don't break my prick'] cogliata f. boastful remark
Chi cazzo se ne frega? Who the fuck gives a shit? cogliona f. stupid woman [from coglione]
Non capisco un cazzo! \ don't understand a fucking coglionaggine f. stupidity, foolishness
thing! ['I don't understand a prick'] coglionare to ridicule, mock
Non ha detto un cazzo! He didn't say a fucking thing! coglionata f., var. of coglioneria
testa di cazzo ass-hole, bastard ['prick head '] coglionatore m. person who ridicules
del cazzo worthless, no-good ['of the prick'] coglionatura f. mockery, ridicule
E un film del cazzo! That film is a piece of shit! coglione m. 1. ball, testicle 2. stupid person

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coglione ditalino

Non rompermi i coglioni! Don't fuck around with ditalino m. (female) masturbation ['little thimble']
me! Don't bother me! ['don't break my balls'] farsi un ditalino to masturbate ['to do a little thim-
Questo tizio ha i coglioni duri (or quadrati). That guy ble on oneself']
is a tough motherfucker. ['that guy has hard (or fica f. 1. cunt 2. woman derogatory
square) balls') Che fica! What a piece of ass!
levarsi qc. dai coglioni to get rid of smb. ['to lift fare Ie fiche to flip smb. off, give smb. the finger (see
smb. off one's balls') also figa)
Mi sono levato Giovanni dai coglioni! I got rid of that ficona f. 1. whore 2. sexy woman ['big cunt']
fucking Giovanni! [' I lifted Giovanni off my balls '] figa f., var. of fica
Levati dai coglioni! Get the fuck out of here! ['lift finocchio m. fag, homosexual ['fennel']
yourself off my balls') fottere 1. to fuck 2. to fuck (over), cheat, swindle
Quel coglione di tuo padre! Your father's a fucking Vai a farti fottere! Go get fucked! Go to hell!
idiot! general insult fottersi not to care
Mi sta sui coglioni. He's a real pain in the ass. ['he's fottersi di qc.lq.c. not to care about smb.lsmth.
standing on my balls ') Me ne fotto di lui! I don't give a fuck about him!
Non me ne sbatto i coglioni! I don't give a flying fuck Me ne fotto di soldi. I don't give a fuck about money.
about it! ['I don't beat my balls over it') fottio m. large amount, large number (from fottere]
coglioneria f. 1. foolish act 2. stupidity 3. trifle C'era un fottio di gente. There was a hell of a fucking
culo m. 1. ass, buttocks 2. ass-hole, anus 3. good luck lot of people there.
Vai a fare in culo! (often pronounced va fa 'n culo) Ha un fottio di soldi. He's got a shitload of money.
Go get fucked! ['go get yourself fucked in the ass') fottuto I. fucked (past participle of fottere) 2. god-
Vai a fartelo mettere in culo! Go get fucked! ['go get damned, fucking, no-good 3. ruined, lost
it put to you in the ass') Sono fottuto! I'm done for, ruined! ['I'm fucked ']
Che culo! What luck! fregare 1. to hump, copulate with 2. to screw (over),
fare it culo rosso (or nero) a qc. to beat the shit out of cheat 3. to swipe, steal ['to rub']
smb. ['to make someone's ass red (or black)') fregarsi not to care
prendere qc. per it culo I. to make a fool of smb. fregarsi di qc.lq.c. not to care about smb.lsmth.
2. to cheat smb. ['to take smb. by the ass(-hole)') Che te ne frega!? What the fuck do you care!?
L'ho preso per it culo. I fooled the hell out of him. Me ne frego dei suoi ordini! I don't give a shit about
In culo alia ballena! Good luck! ['up the whale's your orders!
ass') used among students to wish success on exams; Chi se ne frega? Who gives a shit?
the popular reply is che non scorregi! 'I hope it Non me ne frega niente! I don't give a flying fuck!
doesn't fart!' fregata f. I. (act of) screwing, copulating 2. swindle,

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fregata merda

cheat [from fregare] Merda! Shit! expresses annoyance, anger, refusal


Ti hanno dato una fregata. You've been screwed (Le. merdaio m. I. pile of shit 2. filthy place
cheated). merdata f. I. stupidity 2. fuck-up, failure, mess
fregatura f. 1. swindle, cheat 2. wash-out, failure merdone m. I. sloppy person 2. person who shits fre-
3. nuisance [from fregar] quently 3. coward
E una bella fregatura! This is a fine fucking mess! merdoso adj. I. covered with shit 2. filthy 3. damned,
Questa pioggia e una grossa fregatura! This rain is a no-good
royal fucking pain in the ass! mignotta f. whore
fregna f. I. cunt 2. gossip, lies 3. trouble, nuisance figlio d'una mignotta son of a bitch
Non raccontar fregne! Don't give me that bullshit! minchia f. I. cock, penis 2. fool 3. cunt
['don't tell cunts'] minchionaggine f. stupidity, foolishness
aver Ie fregne to be worried, depressed ['to have the minchionare to trick, fool
cunts'] minchione I. m. ball, testicle 2. m. fool 3. adj. foolish,
La fregna di tua sorella! I. insulting remark 2. God- stupid
dammit! expresses anger ['your sister's cunt'] Minchione! Damn it!
fregniacciaro m. bullshitter ,liar [from fregna] rompere i minchioni to bug, be a pest ['to break the
frigna f., var. of fregna balls']
froscio m. fag, homosexual minchioneria f. stupidity
grilletto m. clit, clitoris ['trigger'] mona f. pussy, vagina
guanto m. rubber, condom ['glove'] Vai in mona! Fuck off! Get out of here! ['go to (a)
incazzarsi to get pissed off, become angry [from cazzo] cunt']
incazzato adj. pissed off, angry Vai in mona di tua sorella! Get the fuck out of here!
leccaculi m. & f., var. of leccaculo ['go to your sister's cunt']
leccaculo m. &f. ass-kisser, sycophant ['one who licks palla f. ball, testicle ['baJl']
ass'] Non rompermi Ie palle! Stop fucking around with me!
leccata f. cunnilingus ['licking'] ['don't break my balls']
Le ha fatto una leccata. He ate her out. L'esame m'ha rotto Ie palle. I really fucked up on the
Al direttore ha fatlo una leccata di culo. He brown- exam. ['the exam broke my balls']
nosed the director. ['he gave the director a licking on Pallet Shit! Balls! expresses anger, surprise ['balls']
the ass'] patacca f. pussy, vagina ['a coin of little value')
loffa f. (noiseless) fart peto m. fart
merda f. I. shit 2. dirt (in general) 3. shitass, bastard pip! f., child language I. pee, urine 2. peter, penis
Lui e una merda! He's a real shit{ass)! fare pip! to wee-wee, urinate

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• • • • •
plpl plsc.ars.

11 piccolo deve fare pipi. The child has to pee. give a shit about them. ['he pisses on them']
Mi scappa la pipi. I'm dying to pee. pisciarsi to piss on oneself
pipa f. I. masturbation 2. blow job, fellatio ['pipe'] pisciarsi addosso to piss one's pants ['to piss on one-
farsi una pipa to beat off, masturbate ['to do a pipe self']
on oneself') pisciarsi sotto to piss one's pants (from fear) ['to
Jeri si e fatto una pipa tre volte. He jacked off three piss on oneself underneath 'J
times yesterday. pisciasotto m. I. one who pisses his pants 2. coward
Lei gli ha fatto una bella pipa. She gave him a terrific ['one who pisses under himself']
blow job. pisciatoio m. I. public urinal 2. smelly place
Valli a fare una pipa! Fuck off! Get out of here! pisciata f. I. (act ot) pissing 2. volume of urine ex-
['go jack off') creted on one occasion 3. long, drawn-out speech
piscia f. piss, urine fare una pisciata to take a piss
pisciadura f., var. of pisciatura pisciatura f. (act ot) pissing
• • • ••
p.sclaglOne m. pISS, unne piscio m., var. of piscia
pisciaia f. insignificant affair piscione m. I. one who pisses his pants 2. baby, child
E una pisciaia. It doesn't amount to (a crock ot) shit. piscioso ad). covered with piss
piscialetto m. & f. lillie kid, child ['one who pisses in pisciutella f. pussy, vagina ifrom pisciare 'to piss']
the bed'] pomiciare to pet, feel up
pisciare I. to piss 2. to leak 3. to spout, spurt 4. to pompiciare var. of pomiciare
waste, spend pompino m. blow job, fellatio ifrom pompare 'to
un recipiente che piscia acqua da ogni parte a con- pump')
tainer that leaks everywhere Lei gli ha fallo un pompino. She gave him a blow job.
pisciare denari to waste money ['to piss money'] puttana f. whore
Questo tizio Ii ha pisciati via. That guy blew all his Madonna pUllana! expresses anger, surprise ['that
money. ['that guy pissed it all away') whore Virgin Mary')
Mi scappa di pisciare. J can't wait to take a piss. quaglia f. box, pussy, vagina ['quail']
pisciare sangue I. to piss blood 2. to sweat blood, recchione m. fag, homosexual ['big ears')
work hard rincoglionirsi I. to become senile 2. to become stupid
Tu parla quando pisciano Ie galline! Keep your damn ifrom coglione 'testicle']
mouth shut! ['talk when the chickens piss'] Quel rincoglionito di tuo nonno! insulting remark
pisciarci sopra to despise, scorn ['to piss on'] ['what an old fool your grandfather is')
A Giovanni non importano buoni voti. Ci piscia sopra. rizzarsi to have a hard on, have an erection
Giovanni doesn't care about good grades. He doesn't Mi si e rizzato. I have a hard on. ['mine is standing

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rompicoglioni stronzolo

erect') stronzolo m. turd, piece of shit


rompicoglioni m., var. of rompipalle ['ball-breaker'] succhiotto m. blow job, fellatio ['pacifier']
rompipalle m. 1. ball-buster, cruel person 2. pain in sveltino m. quick masturbation session [from svelto
the ass, bothersome person ['ball-breaker'] 'quick']
sbattere to screw, copulate with ['to knock, bang') Si e fatto uno sveltino. He did a "quickie" on him-
sbattersi not to care self.
Me 10 sbatto. 1 don't give a shit. ['I screw it') tetle f. pl. tils
sburro m. come, semen [from sburrare 'to skim milk'] uccellino m., var. of uccello
scopare to ball, copulate with ['to sweep'] uccello m. dick, penis ['bird')
Chi scopa bene, She who knows how to ball (sweep), venire said of men and women to come, have orgasm
Trova buon marito. finds a good husband. Sono venuto tre volte. 1 came Ihree times.
scopata f. (act of) balling, sexual intercourse
fare una scopata to (get a) fuck
Ho fatto una scopata. 1 got laid.
scopona f. 1. cheap whore 2. easy lay, promiscuous
woman [from scopare]
scoreggia f. (noisy) fart
fare una scoreggia to let a fart
scoreggiare to fart (noisily)
sega f. jacking off, masturbation ['saw']
farsi una sega or fare la sega to beat off ['to do a
saw on oneself')
Si e fatto una sega. He beat his meat.
Non ne sa una sega. He doesn't know a fucking thing.
segaiuolo m. jerk-off, person who masturbates to ex-
cess
segata f. fuck-up, mistake, mess
Ha fatto una segata. He really fucked up.
stronzetto m., dim. of stronzo
stronzino m., dim. of stronzo
stronzo m. 1. turd, piece of shit 2. stupid, inept person
Non voglio pill sentir parlare di quello stronzo! 1 don't
want to hear any more talk about that stupid ass-hole!

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FRENCH
anglais m. pl. (menstrual) period ['English']
Elle a ses anglais. She's on the rag. ['she's having
her English ']
avoir to lay, have, copulate with ['to have']
Ill'a eue. He made it with her. He had her.
baisage m. (act of) fucking
baiser I. to fuck 2. to catch (an illness) 3. to fool, de-
ceive 4. to arrest 5. to steal [the original meaning of
baiser, '/0 kiss " is usually expressed now by embrasser]
Elle baise bien. She's a good fuck.
baiseur m. man who fucks
baiseuse f. woman who fucks
Elle est une sacree baiseuse. She's a hell of a good fuck.
baisodrome m., hum. I. whorehouse 2. bedroom
["fuckodrome"]
balle: trou de balle m. I. ass-hole, anus 2. stupid per-
son ['bullet hole']
bandant ad). sexually exciting [from bander]
C'est bandant. That's a real turn-on.
bander I. to have a hard on/erection 2. to be horny,
be sexually excited
bandeur m. man obsessed with sex
bandeuse f. prick tease(r), woman who teases sexually
bite f. prick, penis ['vertical post']
biter to screw, copulate with [from bite]

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bitle chier

bitle f., var. of bite t:;:a ne chie pas! That doesn't make any fucking differ-
branlage f. (act of) masturbation [from branler] ence ['that doesn't shit')
branler: se branler to beat off, masturbate ['to shake On se fait chier ici. This place is goddamned boring!
oneself] Je I'ai envoye chier. 'told him to fuck off. ['I sent
s'en branler not to care about him to take a shit']
Je m'en branle. \ don't give a shit about it. ['I beat chierie f. nuisance, bother
off over it '] Quelle chierie! What a pain in the ass!
se les branler to fuck around, loaf chinois m. dong, penis ['Chinese')
branleur m. I. masturbator 2. fuck-off, lazy person chtouille f. clap, gonorrhea
caca m., child language 1. doo-doo, excrement 2. dirt compisser to piss (on)
(in general) con 1. m. cunt 2. m. foolish person 3. m. bullshit, non-
faire caca to crap, defecate sense 4. ad). stupid, foolish
capote anglaise f. rubber, condom ['English bonnet'] Espece de con! You fucking idiot!
carte f. wet dream, nocturnal emission ['map'] a la con I. badly made 2. silly, stupid
faire une carte to have a wet dream ['to paint a map'] faire Ie con to act like a fool
casse-cul m. boring person ['ass-breaker') 11 est con comme la lune! He's a real fucking moron!
casse-couilles m. boring person ['ball-breaker'] Ie roi des cons an absolute idiot ['the king of cunts']
chat m. pussy, vagina ['cat') C'est drolement con! That's just bullshit!
chatle f., var. of chat ['(female) cat') con(n)ard I. m. stupid person 2. ad). stupid [from con
chaude-pisse f. clap, gonorrhea ['hot piss'] 'cunt')
chiasse f. 1. the runs, diarrhea 2. insect shit Elle est connarde. She's damned stupid.
avoir la chiasse I. to have the runny shits 2. to be con(n)asse f. I. bitch, woman abusive 2. whore 3. stu-
scared pid person
t:;:a me donne la chiasse. That scares the shit out of conchier to shit (on)
me. ['that gives me the runny shits'] conne I. f. stupid woman 2. ad)., f. stupid (see con 4)
chiee f. large amount [from chier] une histoire conne a stupid story
11 a une chiee d'argent. He's got a shitload of money. conneau m. fool
chier to shit connerie f. I. bullshit, nonsense 2. fuck-up, stupid act
t:;:a va chier dur! The shit's going to hit the fan! ['it's Ne dis pas des conneries! Don't (talk) bullshit!
going to shit hard '] Tout ~a c'est des conneries. That's just a bunch of
Va te faire chier! Fuck off! Get out! ['go take a shit'] bullshit.
Tu me fais chier! You bore my ass off! ['you make faire des conneries to fuck up, blunder
me shit') coucher to have sex with ['to go to bed']

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coucherie decharger

coucherie f. sexual intercourse the cyclops cry'}


couille f. ball, testicle decharger to come, ejaculate ['to discharge, unload '}
11 n'a pas de couilles. He has no balls/backbone (i.e., deconnage m. bullshit, nonsense (from con 'cunt')
he's weak, soft, cowardly). deconner to talk bullshitinonsense (from con 'cunt')
couille molle chicken, coward ['soft ball'} demerder to help smb. out of a difficult situation ['to
11 me casse les couilles. He bores my ass off. ['he pull out of the shit ']
breaks my balls '} Demerde-toi! Get the fuck out of here!
en avoir plein les couilles to be tired of smth. emmerdant adj. I. boring, tedious 2. annoying, trou-
J'en ai plein les couilles de ces films! I'm fucking fed blesome ['shitting on '}
up with these movies! ['I have my balls full of these Tu es emmerdant! You're a pain in the ass!
movies'] emmerdement m. bore, annoyance, bother ['act of
partir en couilles to go to pot, go downhill shitting on ']
couillon I. m. ball, testicle 2. m. stupid person 3. m., Quel emmerdement! What a fucking pain in the ass!
chiefly Southern France buddy, friend 4. adj. stupid, emmerder I. to shit on 2. to bore 3. to annoy, bother
foolish Je I'emmerde! Fuck him! ['I shit on him'}
faire Ie couillon to act like a fool Je t'emmerde, a pied, a cheval et en voiture! Go fuck
11 est un peu couillon. He's a bit dumb. yourself in the ass! ['I shit on you on foot, on horse-
couillonnade f. I. bullshit, nonsense 2. fuck-up, stupid back, and in the car']
act Tu m'emmerdes! You bore my ass off!
couillonner I. to make a fool of 2. to fuck around, fool s'emmerder to be bored
around II s'emmerde ici. He's fucking bored here.
cui m. I. ass, buttocks 2. stupid person emmerdeur m. annoying / boring person
trou du cui m. ass-hole, anus ['ass-hole'] emmerdeuse f. annoying / boring woman
lecher Ie cui Ii qn. to kiss smb's ass, flatter ['to lick enculage m. (act of) fucking in the ass, buggery
smb's ass'} enculage de mouches hairsplitting, quibbling ['fuck-
en avoir plein Ie cui to be tired of smth. ing flies in the ass '}
J'en ai plein Ie cuI! I'm goddamned tired of this! ['I encule m. I. passive homosexual 2. shitass, bastard
have my ass full of it'} ['fucked in the ass'}
peter plus haut que Ie cui to put on airs ['to fart enculer to fuck (in the ass) (from cuI)
higher than one's ass'} Va te faire enculer! Get the fuck out of here! ['go
Quel cui! What a stupid ass! get fucked in the ass'}
cyclope m. dick, penis ['cyclops'} enculeur m. active homosexual (from enculer)
faire pleurer Ie cyclope to come, ejaculate ['to make enculeur de mouches quibbler, hairsplitter ['one who

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foutaise • Marie-couche-toi-hl

fucks flies in the ass ') Marie-couche-toi·hl f. an easy lay, promiscuous woman
foutaise f. trifle, unimportant matter [from foutre) ['Marie-go-right -to-bed ']
foutoir m. I. whorehouse 2. mess, disorder [from merde f. I. shit 2. crap, worthless object 3. shitass,
foutre) bastard
foutre I. to do 2. to hit 3. to give 4. to stick, thrust Nous sommes dans la merde. We're up shit creek (i.e.
[original meaning 'to fuck') we're in trouble). ['we're in the shit')
Va te faire foutre! Get your butt out of here! ['go Merde! Shit! expresses anger, dis/ike
get fucked') Merde (alors)! Wow! expresses surprise, admiration
Qu'est-ce que vous foutez hi? What the hell are you Il ne se prend pas pour une merde. He thinks his shit
up to? doesn't stink (i.e., he has a high opinion of himself).
Qu'est-ce que ca fout? Who the hell cares? . ['he doesn't take himself for a shit')
<;a ne fout rien! It doesn't matter a goddamned bIt! de merde worthless, no good
foutre Ie camp to beat it, run off Bon Dieu de merde! What the fuck! expresses anger,
foutre la paix Ii qn. to leave smb.alone, not disturb smb. surprise ['good God of shit']
se foutre not to care merdeux I. ad). shitty, filthy 2. m. turd, bastard 3. m.
Je m'en fous! I don't give a goddamn! snot-nosed kid, brat
Je m'en fous et m'en contrefous! I don't give a fly- baton merdeux shitass ['shit-covered stick')
ing fuck! merdier m. I. pile of shit 2. fucked-up situation, con-
foutre m. come, semen fusion, disorder
Foutre! Fuck! Shit! Goddammit! expresses surpnse, merdoyer to be at a loss for words
admiration, anger nichon m. tit, breast
Foutre non! Hell no! niquer to bang, copulate with
foutrer to come, ejaculate ordure f. shitass, bastard ['dung']
foutu adj. I. rotten, awful 2. done for, finished Fous-moi Ie camp, ordure! Get the fuck out of here,
Elle est bien foutue. She's built like a brick shithouse you shitass!
(i.e., has a shapely figure). pedale f. pederast ['pedal']
gouine f. lesbian peloter to feel up, pet, neck
jouir to come, have orgasm ['to enjoy') pet m. fart
joyeuses f. pl. balls, testicles ['the ones which bring faire /lacher un pet to let a fart
joy') <;a ne vaut pas un pet de lapin. That isn't worth shit.
jus m. come, semen ['juice, gravy']. . , ['that isn't worth a rabbit's fart']
juter to come, have orgasm ['to gIVe JUIce) pet de nonne a kind offritter ['nun's far!']
lecbe-cul m. ass-kisser, flatterer ['one who licks ass'] petarade f. I. (series of) farts 2. (series of) explosions

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putassier

putassier adj. pertaining to a whore


pute f., var. of putain
queue f. prick, penis ['tail']
quequette f. dick, penis ['little tail']
roulee: Elle est bien roulee! She's really stacked! (i.e.,
she has large breasts)
sueer to blow, perform fellatio ['to suck']
tante f. pederast ['aunt']
tapette f. passive homosexual ['carpet beater']
voiles: marcher a voiles et a vapeur to be ACt DC, be
bisexual ['to navigate by sail and steam']

GEHMAN

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Unless otherwise noted, nouns are gioen in the nomi,lQtioe singu-
lar. Jollowed by the genitive singular and nominative plural (iJ one
exists). The principal parts oj the unprejixed stro11g verbs are pro-
vided.

abspritzen to come, ejaculate ['to spray off']


Affenarsch, -es,::e m. ass-hole, bastard ['ape-ass']
Sein Gesicht glanzt wie ein Affenarsch. His face is
shining like an ape's ass. said of a person who is drunk
or who has oily skin
Affenschwanz, -es,::e m. 1. fop, dandy 2. fool ['ape-
prick')
angestochen knocked-up, pregnant ['pricked, pierced')
anschei6en to chew out, reprimand severely ['to shit
on')
Mein Bo/3 hat mich angeschissen. My boss really
chewed my ass out.
Anschi6, -es, -e m. cussing out, reprimand ['a shit-
ting on']
Ich habe einen Anschi/3 von dem Bullen bekommen.
That cop really raked me over the coals.
Arsch, -es,::e m. 1. ass, buttocks 2. ass-hole, bastard
Leck mich am Arsch! Kiss my ass! Go to hell! ['lick
me on the ass ']
Du hast wohl 'n Arsch offen. You've got a screw
loose. You're crazy. ['you have your ass open']
Du bist ein Arsch! You're an ass-hole!
Arsch mit Ohren ass, stupid person ['ass with ears')
den Arsch hangen lassen to be down in the mouth, be
depressed ['to let one's ass hang']

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Arsch Beschi6

am Arsch der Welt in the boondocks ['on the ass of So ein BeschiO! What a lousy fucking trick!
the world') beschissen I. shit-eovered 2. damned, lousy
jm. in den Arsch kriechen to brownnose, flatter ['to Es geht ihm beschissen. He's having a lousy fucking
crawl into someone's ass') time.
Es ist im Arsch. It's gone to pot. ['it's in the ass'] blasen, blies, geblasen to blow, fellate ['to blow')
Arschbacke, -, -en f. bun, buttock ['ass-eheek') Sie hat ihm einen geblasen. She gave him a blow job.
die Arschbacken zusammenklemmen to brace oneself ['she blew one for him ']
['to squeeze one's ass-cheeks together') biigeln to screw, have sex with ['to iron, press')
Arschficker, -s, • m. 1. fag, homosexual 2. ass-hole, Er bugelt sie jede Nacht. He screws her every night.
fool ['ass-fucker') bumsen to screw, have sex with ['to bang, bump']
Arschgeige, -, -n f. ass-hole, bastard ['ass-fiddle') Dreckschei6e, - f. shit, junk ['crap-shit']
Arschgesicht, -s, -er n. stupid, ugly face ['ass-face'] Diinnpfiff, -es, -e m. the runs, diarrhea ['thin-whistle']
Arschkipf, -es, -e m. ass-hole, bastard ['ass-eroissant') Diinnschi6, -es, -e m. runny shits, diarrhea ['thin-
Arschkriecher, os, - m. brownnose, flatterer ['ass- shit']
crawler'] Heute habe ich DunnschiO. I've got the runny shits
Arschkriecherei, - f. brownnosing, sycophancy ['ass- today.
crawling'] durchficken I. to fuck (thoroughly) 2. to fuck (for a
iirschlings assbackwards, clumsily long time)
Arschwisch, -es, -e m. toilet paper ['ass-mop') Sie muO mal richtig durchgefickt werden. What she
Arschloch, -eS,::er n. 1. ass-hole, anus 2. ass-hole, bas- needs is a good fuck. ,
tard Sie haben den ganzen Tag durchgefickt. They fucked
Sein Arschloch ist zugeschnappt. He kicked the buc- all day long.
ket (i.e., he died). ['his ass-hole has snapped shut'] Eier pl. balls, testicles ['eggs']
aufrei6en, ri6 auf, aufgerissen to make it with, have sex fch haue dir gleich eine in die Eier! said as a warning
with ['to rip open '] ['I'm about to punch you in the balls']
Balkon: Sie hat einen grossen Balkon. She's well-stacked Du gehst mir auf die Eier! You're a pain in the ass!
(has large breasts). ['she has a large balcony'] ['you're getting into my balls']
bepissen to piss (on) Fick, -(e)s, -e m. (act of) fucking
beschei6en, beschi6, beschissen I. to shit on 2. to fuck Unser Fick war prima! That was a great fuck we had!
over, cheat, swindle ficken 1. to fuck 2. to stick in 3. to slide around
Das Arschloch hat mich ganz schOn beschissen! That Er fickt sie. He's fucking her.
ass-hole really fucked me over! Sie ficken. They're fucking.
Beschi6, -es m. swindle, cheat ['a shitting on') Fleck: Flecken ins Bettuch machen to have a wet dream,

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Fotze Knollen

have a nocturnal emission ['to make spots on the sheets') Knollen pl. balls, testicles
Fotze, -, -n f. I. cunt 2. bitch term of abuse, said of a Koffer: Du hast einen Koffer stehen lassen. You cut the
woman cheese (Le., you faned). ['you left a suitcase standing')
Frauenlob, -es n. prick, penis ['woman-praise'] kommen said of man or woman to come, have orgasm
Furz, -es,::e m. fart Mir kommt's bald. I'm about to come.
einen Furz lassen to let a fart Ich komme! I'm coming!
Du hast einen Furz im Hirn! You have some wierd Loch, -eS,::er n. twat, vagina ['hole']
ideas! ['you have a fart in the brain') machen: Sie haben es gemacht. They went all the way
Er macht einen Donnerschlag aus einem Furz. He's (Le., they copulated). ['they made it')
making a mountain out of a molehill. ['he's making Mtise, -, -n f. pussy, vagina
a clap of thunder out of a fart') Muschi, -, -s f. pussy, vagina ['kitty cat')
furzen to fart Niisse pl. nuts, testicles ['nuts']
Ich furze auf deine Hilfe. I don't give a shit about Oberarsch, -es,::e m. shitass, bastard ['super-ass']
your help. ['I fart on your help') Pariser, Os, - m. condom ['Parisian')
Gummi, os, -s m. rubber, condom Pfeife, -, -n f. dick, penis ['pipe, whistle']
Gurke, -, -n f. dong, penis ['cucumber') pflaume, -, -n f. pussy, vagina ['plum')
haben to lay, copulate with ['to have'] Piller, -s, -(s) m. dick, penis
Er hat sie gehabt. He made it with her. Pillerman, -es,::er m. dick, penis
herumfurzen to drive around (aimlessly) ['to fart Pimmel, -s, -s m. peter, penis
around'] pinkeln to pee, urinate
herunterholen to jack off, masturbate (to completion) Pin, -es var. of Pisse
['to fetch down') Pisse, - f. piss
Er hat sich einen im Scheillhaus heruntergeholt. He Dieses Bier schmeckt wie Pisse. This beer tastes like
jacked off in the bathroom. piss.
Holz breasts ['wood'] pissen to piss
Sie hat viel Holz vor der Tiir. She's really stacked. Ich pisse dir gleich ans Bein! You're cruisin' for a
['she's got a lot of wood in front of the door'] bruisin'! said as a threat ['I'd just as soon piss on
HosenscheiBer, os, - m. coward ['pants-shitter'] your leg')
Hundertfiinfundsiebziger, -s, - (175-er) m. fag, homo- Pissoir, -s, -e n. urinal
sexual ['one hundred seventy-fiver'] PiBort, Os, -e m. urinal ['piss-place']
Kacke, - f. crap, shit Puff, Os, -e/-s m.ln. whorehouse
kacken to shit, take a crap PuffmuUer, -, ~ f. madam (of a whorehouse) ['whore-
Ich mull kacken. I've got to take a crap. house-mother']

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Pussie ScheiBe

Pussie, -, -s f. pussy, vagina Er steht bis zum Hals in der ScheiBe. He's up shit
rammeln to screw, copulate with ['to buck, rut'] creek (i.e., he's in trouble). ['he's standing in shit up
rummachen 1. to screw 2. to neck, pet to his neck']
Sack, -es,::e m. balls (and scrotum) ['bag, sack'] (Verfluchte) ScheiBe! Damn it! Shit!
Du fauler Sack! You lazy bastard! ['you lazy scro- den Betrieb wieder aus der ScheiBe ziehen to patch up
tum'] a mess ['to pull the deal back out of the shit']
Du kannst mir mal an den Sack fassen! Go fuck your- Er hat ihn aus der ScheiBe gezogen. He helped him
self! ['you can just take hold of my balls'] out of a jam. ['he pulled him out of the shit']
ScheiB, -es m. shit, crap, junk scheiBen, schiB, geschissen to shit
ScheiB! Shit! expresses anger, annoyance Ich scheiBe ihn an. I don't give a shit about him. ['I
Sie spielen einen ScheiB. What a piece of shit (music) shit on him']
they're playing. Ich scheiBe darauf. I don't give a shit about it. ['I
ScheiB machen to fuck up, bungle shit on it'] ,
Scheill- prefIXed to words to give a negative connotation Auf deine Hilfe scheiBe ich! I don't give a shit about
ScheiBprofessor no-good professor ['shit-professor'] your help. ['I shit on your help']
ScheiBwetter fucking, no-good weather ['shit-weather'] ScheiB der Hund drauf! I don't give a fuck! ['may
Mein ScheiBauto ist kaputt. My fucking car is on the the dog shit on it']
blink. Da scheiBt der Hund ins Feuerzeug! Fuck a duck! ex-
Scheillbolle, -, -n f. turd, piece of shit presses surprise, disbelief, dismissal, rejection ['then
Scheilldreck, -s m. I. shit, junk 2. bullshit, nonsense the dog shits on the cigarette lighter']
['shit-crap'] scheillegal indifferent ['shit-equa!']
Er redet immer ScheiBdreck. He's always bullshitting. Das ist mir scheiBegal. I don't give a flying fuck. ['to
Sie hat viel ScheiBdreck eingekauft. She bought a lot me that is equal to shit']
of shitty junk. Scheillerei, - f. the trots, diarrhea
Sie verkaufen viel ScheiBdreck an die Turisten. They scheillfreundlich exaggeratedly friendly ['shit-friendly']
sell a lot of shitty junk to the tourists. Scheillhaus, -es, ~er n. bathroom, outhouse ['shit-
So ein ScheiBdreck! Goddammit! house']
Das geht dich einen feuchten ScheiBdreck an! That's Ich muB auf's ScheiBhaus gehen. I've got to go to the
none of your fucking business! ['that concerns you can.
like wet shit'] Du langes ScheiBhaus! You tall son of a bitch!
ScheiBe, - f. I. shit 2. junk, crap 3. bullshit, nonsense ScheiBer, os, - m. I. coward 2. weak person 3. shit-
Mach' keine ScheiBe! Don't fuck up! ['don't make ass, bastard ['shitter']
any shit'] ScheiBkerl, -s, -e m. shitass ['shit-guy']

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Scbickse Traum

Scbickse, -, -n f. 1. whore 2. bitch term of abuse Traum: einen feuchten Traum haben to have a wet
Schiffe, - f. piss dream, have a nocturnal emission
schiffen I. to take a leak, piss 2. to rain treiben: Er hat es mit ihr getrieben. He made it with her
Es schiff!. It's raining. (i.e., had sex with her).
SchiO, -es, -e m. I. shit 2. fear Tripper, -5, - m. clap, gonorrhea
Er hat Schifi. He's scared shitless. verarschen to make an ass (out) of, fool
Schleimscbei6er, -5, - m. I. ass-kisser, sycophant 2. cow- Vogel: Er hat einen toten Vogel in der Tasche. He let a
ard ['slime-shiller'] fart. ['he's got a dead bird in his pocket']
Scblitz, -es, -e m. crack, vagina ['slit, slot'] vogeln to fuck
Schwabbelbusen, -5, - m. pendulous tits ['jelly-tits'] Er wollte schon lange mit ihr vOgeln. He's wanted to
Schwanz, -es,::e m. prick ['tail'] fuck her for a long time.
Leek mich doch am Schwanz! Suck my cock! Er vOgelt mit ihr. He's fucking her.
Schwanzgesicht, -(e)s, -er n. ugly face ['prick-face'] Sie vOgelt mit ihm. She's fucking him.
schwul ad). faggy, homosexual Sie haben die ganze Nacht gevOgelt. They fucked all
Schwule, -n, -n m. fag, homosexual night.
Seich, -(e)s m. I. piss 2. bullshit, nonsense 3. bad- Votze var. of Fotze
tasting drink, swill Voze var. of Fotze
Seiche, - f., var. of Seich warm ad). homosexual ['warm ']
seichen I. to piss 2. to bullshit, talk nonsense warmer Bruder fag ['warm brother']
Seicherin, -, -nen f. bitch term of abuse ['woman who Warme, -n, -n m. fag, homosexual
pisses'] wichsen I. to beat off, masturbate 2. to fuck ['to wax,
Shinder, Os, - m. hard on, erection ['piller, post'] polish ']
Er hat einen SHinder. He's got a hard on. ziehen: Er hat einen ziehen lassen. He let one (i.e., he
Stecher, -5, - m. stud, ladies' man ['stinger'] let a fart).
1st das dein neuer Stecher? Is that the guy who's been
servicing you lately?
steif adj. erect, erected (penis) ['stiff']
Er hat einen Steifen. He's got a hard on.
Strich: Sie geht auf den Strich. She walks the streets
(i.e., she's a prostitute).
Strichmiidchen, -5, - n. whore ['street girl']
Siisse, -n, -n m. fag, homosexual ['sweetie']
Title, -, -n f. tit

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G IDE TO RU lA PRO 'UNClATIO

Vo",~Is. Vowel with an acute accent (a, e, 6, Ii, i, y) are pro-


nounced more energetically than unaccented vowels (a, a, u,
i, y); in some cases they also have a qualitative difference:

a a in father (but closer to Spanish a)


a like Ii but shorter, Jess forcefully pronounced
a a in about
e e in bet
6 a in horse (au in taut, but more rounded)
Ii 00 in boot (but closer to French au in foutre)
u same as Ii, but pronounced less energetically
i in machine (but closer to French i in machine)
i in pin
y y in sylvan. A high central vowel; the tongue
rises toward the center of the palate and the
lips are unrounded (for i the tongue rises
toward the from of the palate, for u, to-
ward the back).
y same as y, but pronounced less energetically

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difference belween k', g', and h' and Iheir hard counterparlS
Consonants. is less nOliceable to the American ear. ConsonanlS followed
by an apostrophe are sofl. The following consonants have hard
y y in young and soft forms:
p p in spin
b b in but pbldfvkgszlrmnh
t in stop p' b' t' cr f' v' k' g' s' zt r r' m' n' h'
d din dog
f finfun The con onant sh, ;,h, ts are alway hard; ch and sh' are
always sofl.
v \' in vote
k k in skull
g g in gun
s s in song
Z l in lone
I in silver
r , in run, but trilled
m m in mop
n n in note
h h in hot (closer to German ch in ach)
lS ts in hats
ch ch in cheeze
sh sh in shriek
sh' sh in she; longer than sh, with the blade of lhe
tongue closer to the palate
zh s in pleasure

Soft consonants. Most of the consonants may be either "hard"


(unpalatalized) or "soft" (palatalized). In pronouncing the
soft consonants the tongue moves upward toward the palate.
This results in the impression of a weak "y" sound between
the consonant and a following vowel. Soft n' is clo e to French
gn in oignon; soft r is close to Italian gl in coglione. Soft t' and
~ have light fricative (s and z, respectively) offglides. The

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Unless otherwise noted. the nominative and genitive singt,lar oj
norms and the imperJective infinitive ancl Jirst and third persons sin-
gular oj verbs are given.

6ap~alC -a (bardak) I. whorehouse 2. mess, disorder


6ap~a'lHblil (bardachnyY) messy, confused ['pertain-
ing to a whorehouse')
6ap~a'lHOe neno (bardachnayli d'elli) mess, confusion
6J~eTb 6J",y/6J~"'Y 6JnllT (bzd'et') I. to fart (silently)
2. to bullshit 3. to pollute the air 4. to be frightened
He 6Jnlt! (ni bzdi) Don't be a fucking coward!
6J~YH -a (bzdun) I. person who farts frequently
2. coward
6mlJlOBaTb -ilYlO -ilYeT (blidavat') I. to whore 2. 10
carouse, dissipate
6J1iulcKllil (bratskiy) I. pertaining to a whore 2. god-
damned
6nil~cKaH pa66Ta (bratskliyli rabotli) hard/tedious
work ['whore's work 'J
6nH~b -II (brat') I. whore 2. bitch, slut 3. shitass, bas-
tard
Bble6aTb -e6y -e6eT (vyyibat') perf. I. to fuck 2. to
punish 3. 10 chew out, scold 4. to pull out of a hat, ob-
tain from nowhere
OH XO'leT ee Bble6aTb. (on hochit yiyo vyYiblit') He
wants 10 fuck her.
Bbmep~oK -~Ka (vypirdlik) brat, child abusive ['some-
one produced by farting')
rOBeHHblil (gav'onnyY) shiny

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rOBHO

rOBHO -a (gavn6) I. shit 2. shitass, bastard 3. crap, llPO'lHTb -'ly llPO'lHT (drachit') to jack off, masturbate
junk 4. bullshit, nonsense KalKllblll llp6'lHT, KaK OH X6'leT. (kazhdyY dr6chit
eBOe rOBH6 'He BOHlleT. (svay6 gavn6 ni van'ayit) kak 6n h6chit) Different strokes for different folks.
One's own shit doesn't stink. ['each person jacks off as he pleases']
JIolKKa rOBHa B 66'lKe Mella. (I6shkli gavna v b6chki .lI.YHbKa KynaKoaa: OH HrpaeT c .uYHbKoll KynaK6Boll.
m'6dli) a fly in the ointment ['a spoonful of shit in (6n igniyit z dtin'kliy kulak6vliy) He's getting it from
a barrel of honey'] Madame Palm and her five daughters (i.e., he's mastur-
KOHq,eTKY cllenaTb H3 rOBHa (kanf'etku zd'ellit' iz gav- bating.) ['he's playing with Dunya Kulakova'; a pun on
na) to make something of good quality out of poor 'Kulakova' (from KynaK 'fist')]
material ['to make a piece of candy out of shit '] e6ano -a (yiballi) I. mouth 2. face [from e6aTb 'to
OH c rOBHa neHKH CHMMaeT. (6n z gavna p'enki sn'i- fuck']
mayit) He's a greedy bastard. ['he skims the foam 3aKp611 e6ano! (zakr6y yiballi) Shut your fucking
off of shit '] mouth!
60nTaTbcR KaK rOBH6 B np6py611 (baltattsli kak gavn6 i!6aHblll (y6blinyY) fucking, goddamned
f pr6rubi) to be flighty, unstable ['to bob like shit HllH K e6aHoll MATepH! (idi k y6blinliy matiri) You
in a hole in the ice'] motherfuckerl ['go to a fucked mother']
rOBHIOK -a (gavn'tik) shitass, bastard i!6apb -A (y6blir') I. stud, cunt-chaser 2. boyfriend,
rOHll6H -a (gand6n) I. rubber, condom 2. inept, weak lover ['one who fucks']
man e6aTb e6y e6i!T past tense i!6/e6an e6na/e6ana e6nH/
r6CTH: K Hell r6cTH npHwnH. (k n'ey g6sti prishh) euph. e6anH (yibat') I. to fuck 2. to cuss out 3. to bitch at,
She's on the rag. She's having her period. ['she has find fault with 4. to fuck (over), treat unfairly
guests'] OH e6an ee KalKllblll neHb. (6n yibal yiy6 kazhdyY
llaBanKa -H (davalkli) nympho, sexually promiscuous d'en ') He fucked her every day.
woman ['woman who gives'] e6aTb M03rH (yiM!' mazgi) to bug, pester ['to fuck
.uPMcTaTb -H!uy -HtUeT (dristM) to have the runny shits, the brains']
have diarrhea E6 TBOIO MaTb! (y6p tvayti mM) I. Fuck off!
llPHcTnHBblll (dristlivyY) having runny shits 2. Goddamn it! 3. I'll be damned! 4. I don't give a
OllHa Kop6Ba llPHcTnHBa-Bce CTMO nepellpHtUeT. fuck! ['(I) fucked your mother']
(adna kar6va dristlivli, fs'6 stadli piridrish'it) One 51 B POT er6 e6an! (ya v r6t yiv6 yibal) Fuck him!
bad apple spoils the barrel. ['if one cow has the run- ['I fucked him in the mouth']
ny shits, the whole herd will come down with it'] 3TO MeHll He e6eT! (etli min'a ni yib'6t) I don't give
llPO'lHna -bl (drachilli) masturbator [from llPO- a fuck about it! ['il doesn'l fuck me']
'lHTb] X6non e6eT. (h6llit yib'6t) It's colder than a witch's

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e6l1TbCSI >K6na

tit. ['the cold is fucking'] /llII'! B lK6ny! (idf v zh6pu) Kiss my ass! ['go up my
e6l1TbCSI (yibattsil) I. to fuck 2. to screw around (with), ass']
tinker (with) Ha KalKIIYIO X'lTpylO lK6ny ecTb xyn BHHT6M. (na
OHH e6anHcb BCIO HO%. (anf yibalis' fs'u noch) kazhduyu hftruyu zh6pu yest' huy vint6m) There's
They fucked all night. always someone smarter than you. ['for every smart
OHa e6eTcH KaK K6wKa. (ana yib'otsil kak koshkil) ass-hole there's a prick (ready) to screw in']
She fucks like a mink (very energetically). ['she fucks OH 6e3 Mbll1a B lK6ny l1e3eT. (on biz mylil v zh6pu fe-
like a ca!'] zit) He's a real ass-kisser. ['he slides up one's ass
E6Hcb OHa B pOT! (yibfs' ana v rot) She can go fuck without soap']
herself! ['may she be fucked in the mouth') Y Her6 nec6K H3 lK6nbl CbInHTCH. (u niv6 pis6k iz
e611HBblM (yiblivyY) liking to fuck zh6py sypitsil) He's getting senile. ['the sand is
e611S1/e611S1 (yebfUyobfil) I. (act of) fucking 2. busy sprinkling out of his ass']
work, senseless activity lllHpe lK6nbl He nepIlHeWb. (shyri zhopy ni p'6rnish)
e611H c nl1i1cKoil (yebfa s pfaskily) I. big party Everyone has his limits. ['you can't let a fart bigger
2. noise, disorder ['fucking and dancing'] than your ass-hole']
>K6na -bl (zhopil) I. ass, buttocks 2. ass-hole, anus >K6nHHK -a (zhopnik) I. fag, homosexual 2. brown-
3. shitass, bastard nose, flatterer
6bITb B rny66KoM lK6ne (byt' v glub6kily zh6pi) to >Konol1lh -a (zhilpalfs) brown nose, flatterer
be up shit creek, be in a fix ['to be in a deep ass-hole'] >K6nO'lHHK -a (zh6pilchnik) I. fag, homosexual 2. ass-
OPOCb I1YMaTb lK6non! (br6s' dumilt' zh6pily) Get kisser, flatterer 3. ass-hole, bastard
your head out of your ass! ['quit thinking with your 3aroBHRTb -RIO -ReT (zilgavn'at') perf. to fuck up, foul
ass'] up [from roBHO 'shit')
I1H3!ITb lK6ny (lizat' zh6pu) to kiss ass, adulate ['to 3ae6aTb -6y -6eT (zilyibat') perf. 1. to wear out smb.
lick ass'] by fucking 2. to fuck to death 3. to pester, exasperate
Ha '1YlK6n lK6ne B paA BbexaTb (nil chuzh6y zh6pi v 3ae6flTb M03rH KOMy (zilyibat' mazgf) I. to fool 2. to
ray v'yehilt') to sponge, take advantage of smb. ['to brainwash ['to fuck smb's brains ou!')
ride into paradise on someone else's ass'] 3al1,Yna -bl (zalupil) I. head of penis 2. foreskin 3. shit-
npHcTaTb KaK 6aHHbin IHICT K lK6ne (pristat' kak ban- ass
nyY list g-zh6pi) to nag, pester ['to stick like a wet 3a1lyna K6HcKaH (zalupil k6nskilyil) ass-hole, jerk
leaf to smb's ass'] ['horse's foreskin']
JlJblK K lK6ne npHlHln. (yizyk g-zh6pi prilip) The nOCOCH 3a1lyny! (pilsasf zalupu) Fuck no! refusal to
cat's got his (her, etc.) longue. ['his tongue is stuck a request ['suck a foreskin']
to his ass'] 3911ymiTbcSI -alOcb -aeTCSI (zillupattsil) to be angry

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He 3anymiJtcll! (ni zillupaysil) Don't get pissed off! MynaK -a (mudak) fool [from MY.lle 'balls']
3acepA -II (zas'er'il) masc. & fem. shitass ['one who MY.lle -H pl. MY.ll1I MY.lleA (mud'e) balls, testicles
has shit on himself'] OH .llan eMY no MY.llHM. (6n dal yimu pil mud'am) He
lacp8Tb -cpy -CpeT (zasrat') perf. I. to shit (on) 2. to kicked him in the balls.
dirty 3. to foul up MY.llhb -;KY -nHT (mud'et') to talk nonsense [from MY.lle]
3aCpaTb M03fll KOMy (zasrat' mazgO to fool, deceive Hy, He MY.llII! (nu ni mudO Come on, don't bullshit!
['to shit on smb's brains'] MY.llMTbCA -;KYCb -.llMTCA (mudittsil) to tinker with
3acphb ma3a (zasrat' glaza) to pull the wool over R uenblll .lleHb MY.llllnCll c MawliHoll! (ya tselyY d'en'
,smb's eyes, deceive ['to shit in smb's eyes'] mudilsil s mashynily) I fucked around with that car
lacpaTbcA -CPYCb -CpeTCA (zasrattsil) perf. 1. to shit all day!
one's pams 2. to fuck up, bungle Ha63.lleTb (nabzd'et') perf. to let a big (silent) fart [from
OH 3acpancll Ha 3K3aMeHe. (on zasralsil nil egzamini) 63.lleTb]
He fucked up on the exam. Hae6HYTb -HY -HeT (nilyibnUt') perf. I. to cheat 2. to
lacc8Tb -cy -CblT (zassat') perf. to piss (on) gorge, eat until stuffed
OH 3accan eMY M03fll. (on zassaJ yimu mazgO He OH MeH>! Hae6 Ha .llBa Py6n>!. (6n min'a nay6p na dva
fooled the hell out of him. ['he pissed on his brains'] rubra) He screwed me out of two roubles.
3accblxa -II (zassyhil) masc. & fem. I. person who HaKa'laTb -alO -an (nilkachat') perf. to knock up, im-
pisses his pants 2. shitass, bastard 3. young girl abusive pregnate ['to pump up']
KllKa -II (kakil) child language doo-doo, shit OH ell HaKa'lan pe6eHKa. (6n yey nilkachal rib'6nkil)
KaKaTb -alO -aeT (kakilt') to poop, defecate He knocked her up. ['he pumped up a child for her']
KOH'laTb -alO -aeT (kanchat') to come, have orgasm HaCMOPK: napillKcKHIl HaCMOpK (parishskiy nasmark)
['to finish'] clap, gonorrhea ['Parisian headcold')
J<:YpBa -bl (kurvil) 1. whore 2. bitch, slut 3. shitass, HacpaTb -cpy -CpeT (nasrat') perf. to shit (on)
bastard MHe Ha 3TO .lleno HacpaTb. (mn'e na eta cfelil nasrat')
MaJlacj)bH -M (millaf'ya) come, semen 1 don't give a shit about that. [' 1 could shit on that
MaHna -bl (manda) cum, vagina matter']
MaHnaB6wKa -II (mandavoshkil) 1. crab, pubic louse HacpaTb KOMy B KapMaH (nasrat' f karman) to playa
2. shitass, bastard ['cum louse'] dirty trick on smb. ['to shit in smb's pocket']
MIlHh -a (min'et) blow job, fellatio HacuaTb -cuY -CUMT (nassat') perf. to piss (on)
OHa cnenana MHe MHHeT. (ana zd'elillil mn'e min'et) Haxy"HIIK -a (nahuynik) rubber, condom ['something
She gave me a blow job. which fits over the prick']
MIlHeTKa -II (min'etkil) woman who gives blow jobs 060cpaTbCA -CPYCb -CpeTCA (abasrattsil) perf. I. to
MIlHh'lHK -a (min'etchik) cunt-Iapper, cunnilinctor shit on oneself 2. to fuck up, bungle 3. to be cowardly

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060CU8.Tb oxyeHHe

51 060CpanCSl Ha JK3aMeHe. (ya abasralsa ml egzamini) o YfHHe -H (ahuyen'ya) (act of) going crazy
I really fucked up on the exam. Hanoena MHe ha pa60Ta no 0 yeHHSl. (nadayela mn'e
060cu.aTb -cuY -CUUT (abassat') perf. to piss (on) eta rab6la da ahuyen'ya) I'm fucking bored with this
3TO ner"le "IeM nBa nanbua 060CUaTb. (eta rehchi work.
chim dva pal'tsa abassat') That's easy as pie. ['that's mlmca -H (palka) orgasm ['rod, stick']
easier than pissing on two fingers'] OH eA TpH nanKH KMHyn. (6n yey tri palki kinul) He
onH3neHfnblH (apizdin'l~lyy) 1. befuddled 2. crazy got it off with her three times. ['he to sed her three
3. pissed off, angry [from IDnna cunt'] sticks']
onH3neHfTb -flO -eeT (apizdin'et') perf. 1. to become ne,npHK -a (p'edrik) fag, homosexual
exhausted 2. to become confused, befuddled 3. to get nep.lleTb -~y -.llHT (pird'et') 1. to fart 2. to bullshit
pissed off, angry neP.llHYTb -HY -HeT (p'6rnut') perf. to fart
ocnoe6 -a (aslayop) ass-hole, incompetent person CKaJan, Kax B nY)f(y neP,lIHyn. (skazcil kak v hizhu
[ donkey-fucker'] p'6rnul) He really put his foot in his mouth. ['he
oTc6c -a (at-sos) blow job, fellatio said it as if he'd farted into a puddle']
cLlenaTb OTCOC KOMy (zd'eHH' at-sos) to give smb. a nep.uYH -a (pirdun) 1. person who farts frequently
blow job 2. weak, old man
OTCOcaTb -cy -eeT (at-sasat') to blow, perform fellatio nep.llYHbR -H (pirdun 'ya) woman who farts frequently
['to suck off] nep.llHlIHH nap: OH HneT nepnS!"IHM napOM. (6n id'6t
OHa eMY OTcocana. (ami yimu at-sasa1a) She blew pird'achim param) He's getting there on his own steam
him. ['she sucked it off for him'] (i.e., on foot). ['he's going there (propelled) by fart
OTXYSNHTb -'Iy -lIHT (at-huyachit') perf. to beat, thrash steam']
OH ero OTXySlllHJI. (on yiv6 at-huyachil) He beat the nepee68.TbCH -GYCb -6eTCR (piriyibattsa) perf. to fuck
shit out of him. (many or all)
oT1Je6aTbCH (at'yibattsa) perf. to get out, leave OHa nepee6nacb co DceM rOponoM. (ana piriyiblas'
One6Mcb OT MeRS!! (at'yibis' at min'a) Get the fuck sa fs'em g6rcldam) She's fucked everyone in town.
away from me! nH.llOp -a (pidar) I. fag, homo exual 2. shitass, bastard
oxyeBaTb -BIDo -BaeT (ahuyivat') (perf. oxyeTb) I. to nH3.ll11 -bl (pizda) 1. cunt 2. bitch, woman abusive
be puzzled 2. to be amazed 3. to go nuts/crazy 4. to be 3. said of a man shitass, bastard
impressed [from xyA 'prick'] OH ,lIan eMY no nH3ne MelllanKoiL (6n deB yimu pa
Tbl "ITO, oxyen? (ty shto, ahuyel) Are you out of pizd'e mishcilkay) He really raked his ass over the
your fucking mind? coal (Le. told him off). ['he hit him on the cunt
oxyeBalOWltH (ahuyivayush'iy) terrific, wonderful, very with a spatula ']
good MoS! nOe3,lIKa B MocKay nH3,lIOH HaKpbmacb. (maya
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payestka v maskvti pizdoy nakryla') My trip to nH31IIOK -a (pizd'tik) shitass, bastard
Moscow fell through. ['my trip to Mo cow was nHJ,llIOneH: OH HaBeCHn eMY nH31IIOIletL (on nav'esil yi-
covered by a cunt'] mti pizd'urey) He beat the fucking shit out of him.
OHa TopryeT nJI3116~L (ana targtiyit pizd6y) She's a nH3,llJNHTb -tty -'JHT (pizd'achit) to beat up, thrash
a whore. ['she deals in cunt'] nHnH (pipO child language pee, urine
3TO Hy)f(HO, KaK nH311e 6Y11HnbHHK. (eUi nuzhna kak c11eIlaTb mmH (zd'elat' pipO to wee-wee, urinate
pizd'e budil'nik) That's as worthless as tits on a boar nHcaTb -aw -aeT (pisat') 1. to piss 2. to be hot for, be
hog. ['I (you, etc.) need that like a cunt needs an sexually attracted to
alarm clock'] nHcT6H: OH eM nocTABHn nHcToH. (on yey pastavil pis-
OHa 11aeT nH311Y. (ana day6t pizdti) She puts out, ton) He put it to her (i.e., copulated with her). ['he
she fucks. ['she gives cunt'] put the piston to her']
Tbl 'iTO, C nH311bl COpBanC'i? (ty shto, s pizdy sarval- no6mllIYlllKa -H (pablidtishka) 1. lut, unscrupulous
sa) Where the fuck ha e you been all your life? said woman 2. an easy lay/make, woman easily seduced
to someone who appears ignorant ['did you just pop (from 6mulb 'whore']
out of a cunt?'] nOJlMaxHBaTb -aw -aeT (padmahivat') 1. to wiggle the
M11H B OH311Y! (idi f pizdti) Go fuck yourself! ['go buttocks while having sexual intercourse 2. to submit to
up a cunt'] sexual intercourse
nH311a Te6i1 p011Hna! (pizda tib'a radl1cl) You fucking Te6i1 He e6YT, Tbl He n011MaxHBati! (tib'a ni yibtit, ty
bastard! ['a cunt gave birth to you '] ni padmahivay) Mind your own fucking business!
mOJlaHYTb -HY -HeT (pizdantit') perf. 1. to slug, hit ['you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass']
2. to swipe, steal nome6bmaTb -aw -aeT (pad'y6b9vat') 1. to make cut-
ffil3Jle'l( -a (pizd'6sh) buUshit, nonsense ting remarks 2.to fuck skillfully (adapting one's move-
nH31IeTb -J)Ky -31IHT (pizd'et') 1. to bitch, complain ments to one's partner) (from e6aTb 'to fuck']
2. to chatter 3. to bullshit nocp8Tb -cpy -cpeT (pasrat') perf. to (take a) shit
He nH311H! (ni pizdi) Don't bullshit me! nocubb -cuY -CUHT (passal') perf. to (take a) piss
nH31IHTb -3)Ky -31IHT (pizdit') (perf. cnH311HTb) to npHe6bbcH -6YCb -6eTCB (priyibattsa) perf. to bother
swipe, steal pester
nH3,llo6paTHB -H (pizdabratiya) group of buddies, ~ho Tbl npHe6anc'i KO MHe? (sht6 ty priyibalsa ka
friends usually derogatory ['cunt-brotherhood'] mn'e) What the fuck are you bugging me for?
nH3JlOBbblH (pizdavat9)') dense, stupid paKoM: e6aTbCjl paKoM (yibattsa rakam) to fuck "dog
nHJ oc6c -a (pizdas6s) shitass, bastard ['cunt-sucker'] style' ['to fuck like a crab']
nH3110CTpanaTenb ~ (pizdastradatif) horny, frustrated C6nBJlOBaTbCH -,nytOCb -lIyeTCB (zblidavattsa) perf 1. to
man ['cunt-sufferer'] become a whore 2. to become dissolute

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CHKa

CHKa -H (sO(lI) 1. pussy, vagina 2. girl who wets her TpaMBail: OHa nonana nOll TpaMoaA. (ana papala pat
pants tramvay) She got gang-banged/gang-raped. ['she fell
CHKaTb -alO -aeT (sikllt') child language to pee, urinate under a streetcar']
CHKeJIb -A (sikir) clit, clitoris ye6bloaTb -alO -aeT (uyob}'vat') to leave, get out
CKyPBHTbCA -BJIlOCb -OHTCA (sktirvittsll) 1. to become a Ye6b1BaA! (uyob}'vay) Get the fuck out!
a whore 2. to become depraved 3. to betray, inform on ycep -a (us'or) (act of) shilling
(from Kypoa 'whore') 51 cMeilncA IlO ycepy. (ya smiyalsll da us'6ru) I laughed
CnH31lHTb -3>Ky -3IlHT (spizdit') perf. to swipe, steal till' shit my pants.
KTO Cnil31lHn ero KH(try? (kto spizdil yivo knigu) Who 0101 e6an ee IlO ycepy. (6n yibal yiyo da us'oru) He
the fuck stole his book? fucked the shit out of her.
cpsKa -101 (snika) ass-hole, anus ycpaTbcA yCpyCb ycpeTCA (usrattsa) perf. I. to shit
bHnH ero 101 0 pOT, 101 0 CpaKY. (bIli yivo i v rot, i f sra- one's pants 2. to fuck up, be unsuccessful
ku) They kicked his ass from hell to breakfast. 0101 YCpanCA lola 3K3aMeHe. (6n usralsa na egzamini)
['they hit him in the mouth and in the ass'] He fucked up on the exam.
cpaTb cpy cpeT (less common: cep.o/cepy cepeT, 3. pl. YCp3.TbCA MOlKHO! (usrattsa m6zhna) Fuck! That's
cepIOT/cepYT) (srat') 1. to shit 2. to fart incredible! ['one could shit one's pants']
ccaKa var. of cuaKa xhaTb -alO -aeT (h 'ezllt') to shit
ccaKH var. of cuaKH xep -a (h'er) dick, penis synonymous with xyA in vari-
ccaTb var. of cuaTb ous expressions
CTOHTb: Y Hero cToilT. (u nivo stayit) He's got a hard xyeoaTblil (huyivatyY) mediocre, undistinguished (from
on/erection ['his is standing'] xyil 'prick ']
cYXollpo'lKa -H (suhadrochka) busy work, senseless ac- xyeBHHa -bl (huyovinll) I. bullshit, nonsense 2. crap,
tivity ['dry masturbation'] worthless thing 3. thing, small object
cusKa -H (ssaka) piss, urine xyeBblil (huyovyY) lousy, wretched, worthless
cuaKH (ssaki) piss, urine -KaK nOlKHBaelllb? -XyeBo! (kak pazh}'vayish?
cuaTb cuy CUHT, 3. pl. cuaT/cUYT (ssat') to piss, urinate huyovll!) -How are you? -Fucking lousy!
CuaTb A lola Hero xOTen. (ssat' ya na niv6 hat'el) Piss xyecoc -a (huyisos) cocksucker, shitass ['cock-sucker']
on him! To hell with him! ['I would piss on him'] xyil XYA (htiy) prick, penis
CU8TbCA CUYCb CUHTCA 3. pl. cuaTcA/cuYTCA (ssattsa) xyil MOPlKOBblA (htiy marzh6vyY) shitass ['walrus
to piss one's pants prick 'J
Tena: TeTKa npHlllJHi. (t'6tka prishla) (Her) period has xyil lola KOnecax (htiy na kaf6sllx) shitass ['prick on
begun. ['her aunt has arrived'] wheels']
THTbKa -H (tit'kll) tit 0101 101101 xyil He 3HaeT! (6n ni huya ni znayit) He

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XYH xyilHii

doesn't know a fucking thing! ride into paradise on someone else's prick'J
EMY olli!H xyil, KTO Tbl eCTb! (yimu adin huy kt6 Iy xyliHii -" (huyn'a) I. bullshit, nonsense 2. crap, junk
yes!') He doesn't give a fuck who you are! xyilpHTb -PIO -PHT (huyarit') I. to beat, thrash 2. to
Xyil er6 3HaeT! (huy yiv6 znayit) How the fuck cover (a certain distance)
should I know! uem:a -H (lselka) 1. cherry, hymen 2. virgin 3. preten-
Xyil c HHM! (huy s nim) Fuck him! tious woman
OH 110 xyil 6a6 nepee6an. (6n da huya bap piriyibal) OH eli cnoMan uenKy. (6n yey slama! tselku) He
He's fucked a hell of a lot of women. broke her cherry.
Hili! Ha xyil! (idi na-huy) Go fuck yourself! ['go to ueJlOqKa -H (tselachka) cherry, hymen
a prick'] OH pacKon6ncll KaK uenOqKa. (6n raskal61sa kak tse-
nococi! xyA! (pasasi huy) I wouldn't give you the lachka) He cracked (i.e., broke down under inter-
sweat off my balls! ['suck a prick'] rogation). ['he cracked like a hymen')
.R xyil Ha Her6 nonolKi!n. (ya huy na niv6 palazhyl) i1liua II"U (yaytsa) balls, testicles
I don't give a flying fuck about him. ['I put a prick Er6 CXBaT"ml 3a ililua. (yiv6 s-hvattli za yaytsa)
on him'] They've got him by the balls.
Ha xyil :ho MHe HYlKHO? (na huya eta mn'e nuzhna) HII" cnoHY ililua KaqaTb! (idi slanu yaytsa kachaf)
What the fuck do I need that for? Get the fuck out of here! ['go swing an elephant's
YellY Ha xyil. (uyedu na-huy) I'm gelling the fuck balls']
out of here for good. He KpyTi! MHe ilAua! (ni kruti mn'e yaytsa) Don't
c rynbKHH xyil (z gurkin My) I. very tiny 2. very try to bullshit me! ['don't twist my balls')
small amount ['about the size of a pigeon's prick')
Tbl qTO, C xYIl copBancll? (ty sht6, s huya sarvalsa)
Where the fuck have you been all your life? (i.e.,
don't you know anything?) ['did you pop off of a
prick?']
XyeM rpywH oKom!.qHBalO. (huyim grushy akalachiva-
yu) I'm not doing a fucking thing. ['I'm whacking
down pears with my prick']
H phl6Ky CbeCTb, H Ha xyil CecTb. (i rypku s'yest' i na-
huy s'est') to eat one's cake and have it too ['to eat
the fish and sit on the prick')
Ha qYlK6M xylb B pail BbexaTb (na chuzh6m huyu v
ray v'yehat') to sponge, take advantage of smb. ['to

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COMMON AMERICAN ENGLISH
OBSCENITIES
Stylistically neutral arid euphemistic forms (wherl given) follow the
taboo lVords alld are separated by a semicnlorl.

adulate, to to brown-nose, suck ass, kiss ass, kiss up to


anal intercourse ass-fuck, butt-fuck
angry, to be/become to be/get pissed (off), be peed off;
to be teed off, be ticked off, fly off the handle
annoy, to to gripe smb's ass/balls, be on smb's ass, bug
(smb's ass)
annoyance pain in the ass, pisser
anus ass, ass-hole (arse-hole), butt, butt-hole, bung
hole
bad, low quality shitty, crappy, cruddy, fucked
blunder fuck up, screw up, snafu; boner
blunder/fail, to to fuck up, screw up; to foul up, mess
up, goof up, blow it
blunderer fuck-up, screw-up
bore, to to bore smb's ass off; to bore smb. stiff
break wind, to to fart, let/lay a fart, let one, cut the
cheese
breasts tits, boobs (bubs), boobies (bubbies), knockers,
pair
brothel whorehouse, cat house, call house
buttocks ass (arse), butt, buns, gee-gee (gigi), can, tail,
prat(t); bottom, rump, rear(end), seat

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care about, to exhausted

care about, to to give a (flying) fuck about, give a shit • on/up, have lead in one's pencil
about, give a damn about exhausted fucked out; pooped
chatter/gossip/boast, to to shoot the shit/crap/bull, expletives fuck (it)! shitl piss (on it)! fuck a duck! horse
shovel the shit shitl (god)dammit! (god)damn! oh, fuck! I'll be fuckedl
complain, to to bitch, piss (and moan) fail, to cause to to screw/fuck smb. up
completely, thoroughly from hell to breakfast falsehood shit, crock (of shit), crap, piece/pile of shit
condom rubber, Trojan, skin, scumbag; prophylactic falsehood, to tell a to shit, bullshit, shovel the shit
copulate (with), to to fuck, screw, lay, ball, bang, feces shit, crap, turd; doo-doo, poo(-poo), poop, hocky
bump, hump, ride, have, make, give it to, stick/put it fellate to blow, suck (off), give smb. head, eat, French
to, make it with, go to bed with, sleep with, make love fellatio blow job, head Gob), French (style sex)
(to), have sex with fellator cock sucker
copulate quickly, to to wham-bam, bunny fuck, tear fix, to be in a to be up shit creek (without a paddle),
off a piece of ass, have a quickie get/have one's ass in a sling; to be in hot water, be in
copulate, to persuade to to get into smb's pants/jeans/ a mess
drawers, score, make out flirt prick-tease, cock teaser
copulation from behind dog style, dog fashion fool ass-hole, shit-head, dipshit, douche bag
courage balls, guts frightened scared shitless, pucker-assed
coward candy ass; chicken, yellow-belly gang rape gang bang
cunnilinctor cunt-Iapper, cunt-licker general terms of abuse male mother fucker, fucker,
cunnilingus eating out, French, French style/way shitass, ass-hole, cock sucker, dipshit, shit, turd, shit-
cunnilingus, to perform to eat (out), suck, lick head, pile of shit, prick, horse's ass, piss-ant, son of a
defecate, to to shit, crap, take a shit/crap, dump a bitch, bastard female cunt, bitch, slut, whore
load, squat; to go, poo-poo, grunt, do "number two" hell! go to fuck you! fuck off! go fuck yourself! screw
diarrhea the runny shits, the runs, the trots, the C.l.'s, you! up your ass! up yours! stick it (up your ass)! cram
the C.l. shits, Montezuma's revenge it! shove it! suck my cock! eat mel kiss my ass1; drop
difficult task/job ball buster, ball breaker, ball wracker dead I buzz off! get lost I go fly a kite!
egotist hot shit, shit on wheels homosexual cock sucker, fag, faggot, queer, fairy,
ejaculate, to to come, get one's rocks off, get one's load pansy, swish, queen, homo
off, get one's nuts off, get one's gun off, shoot one's hymen cherry; maidenhead
load/wad, drop/shoot one's cookies, shoot off, drop ignorant, to be not to know (jack) shit, not to know
one's load, get it off, cream shit from Shinola, not to know one's ass from a hole in
erection hard on, bone-on, boner, hard the ground
erection, to get/have an to get/have a hard on, get it impregnate to knock up, give smb. a big belly

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intensifiers semen

intensifiers fucking, mother-fucking, cock-sucking, frig- semen come (cum), jizm (jissom), jiZZ, cream
ging, goddamned senseless activity fucking around, screwing around
lecher cocksman, cunt-chaser, stud; skirt-chaser sexual intercourse (an instance of) fuck, screw, piece
lecherous on the make, on the prowl (of ass), roll (in the hay), action
leave hurriedly, to to haul ass, bag ass, shag ass sexual intercourse, group daisy chain
loaf, to to fuck off/around, screw off/around, jerk off, sexually aroused, to be to be horny, be hot (to trot),
fart around have hot pants, be on the make
lust for, to to have the hots for (smb's body), be hot for sycophant kiss ass, suck ass, ass-kisser, ass-sucker,
masturbate. to to jack off, beat off, jerk off, beat one's brown-nose, brownie
meat, flog/beat the dummy, flog one's dong, pound testicles balls, nuts, rocks, family jewels
one's pud, whack off, play with oneself thrash, to to beat the shit/hell out of, beat the fuck
menstruate, to to be on the rag, have the rag on; to out of, kick smb's ass
have one's period/monthly tinker with, to to screw/fuck/fart around with
misinformed full of shit/crap, full of bull(shit) toilet shitter, crapper, shit-house, can, head, john, pot;
much, many out the ass, up the ass, up the ying-yang potty, w.e., lavatory
nonsense shit, bull(shit), crap toilet paper ass-wipe, ass-wiper, tail timber
penis prick, cock, pecker, dick, tool, meat, dong, trash, worthless object shit, crap, piece of shit/crap,
peter, gun, rod, pole, weenie pile of shit; junk
penis, having a large well-hung, hung, hung like a bull treat unfairly, to to fuck (over), fuck (over) royally,
pet, to to feel up, feel, fingerfuck, dry fuck/hump screw (over), stick/put it to, shaft, piss on
pregnant, to be to be knocked up, have a big belly unfortunate shit out of luck, fucked (up)
prostitute whore, hooker, ass peddler, streetwalker urinate, to to piss, take a piss, take a leak/whiz, pee;
prostitute, to be a to whore, peddle one's ass, hustle, to wee-wee, wet, tinkle, relieve oneself
hook, walk the streets urine piss, pee; wee-wee
prostitute's client john, trick vagina cunt, pussy, box, snatch, twat, meat, slit, clit,
prostitutes, to pursue to go whoring, be a whoremon- crack
ger/whore-hopper venereal disease clap (clapp), syph (siff), crud
pubic hair bush, short hair woman (or vulva) as object of cunnilingus eatin' stuff,
reprimand, to to chew/cuss smb's ass (out), ride smb's table grade, hair pie, box lunch
ass woman as sexual object (piece of) ass/tail/meat, pil:Cc.
ruin, to to fuck up, screw up; to foul up, mess up poontang, make, hump, lay, twat
sad, to be to drag (one's) ass work hard, to to bust (one's) ass, bust one's balls
sanitary napkin rag yes you bet your ass! fucking-A!

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ABBREVIATIONS

ad;. adjective
dim. diminutive
ellph. euphemism
f.lfem. feminine (noun)
fig· figurative
hum. humorous
;m. jemandem
m./masc. masculine (noun)
II. neuter (noun)
per]. perfective
pl. plural
qc. qualcuno
q.c. qualche cosa
qll. quelqu·un
smb. somebody
sm!h. something
var. variant

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