GLYCO JANE

for the program in

GENERAL GLYCOSE METABOLISM

I am happy to inform you that your application for admission to

the above program at the University of Cerebra has been approved. You
will be admitted at the time provided that you complete any hepatic
work now in progress satisfactorily and take any required Bodily Ana-
bolism or Bodily Catabolism examination for the organ of your choice
which you have not taken already. Should there be any question at a
later date of your meeting these requirements, we will neuro-transmit
with you properly.

When the requirement checked below have been set, you way assume
this provisional acceptance to be final. This approval is for entrance
in the cerebrum of next semester. If anything should arise to prevent
your catalysis at the time, we shall appreciate prompt notification via
neuro-transmission so that someone else may have the opportunity which
has been assigned to you. Ya prishol daty etu piesnyu, repeated four
times. A-a-ah, a-a-ah, a-a-ah, ha-ah-aaaaah.. Brlrlrlrlrl-a-a-ah.
Chandram brambachandra chandra bendram.

Note that the admission to the University of Cerebra does not

necessarily guarantee an assignment to on-sinus residence halls in
which space is unfortunately limited. Assignments are made in order,
according to molecular size. Entering students are encouraged, there-
fore, to return their applications for storage as quickly as possible.
An applicant whose request for catalysis reaches the Central Nervous
System before the start of the semester.

Untimely dad joke coming up. What do you call a cheese that isn’t
yours? Nacho cheese.

Tori
Dean Torium Sarabelli, Ph.D.

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Director of Admissions