There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law.

No poet ever interpreted

nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. -- Jean Giraudoux

Be prepared, be sharp, be careful, and use the King's English well. And you can forget
all the other rules unless you remember one more: Get paid. -- Robert Nix

Law school is the opposite of sex . . . even when it's good it's lousy. - R. Rinkle

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but
the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen

Qusquis est qui velit juris consultus haberi, continuet studium, velit a quocunque doceri.
- Whoever wishes to be a lawyer, let him continually study and desire to be taught everything.

If you think that you can think about a thing, inextricably attached to something else, without
thinking of the thing it is attached to, then you have a legal mind. - Thomas Powell

Law school seems to change people's behavior; lawyers have a superiority complex... But generally they
are so
vague and abstract, very narrow and not very bright. They use their legal training to see the world in a
very
restricted way, but they can't generalize... They have tunnel vision. -- Mass. Legislator

Some men are heterosexual, some are bisexual, and some don't think about sex at all ...
they become lawyers. - Woody Allen