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Quote Book 2006-2007 School Year
Quote Book 2006-2007 School Year
“The quote book is basically the biggest inside joke ever.” –Cat
And So It Begins…
“Don’t tell mom we’re setting things on “Do you know that everyone thinks
fire, okay?” –M you’re a jerk?”
“Yay! Poison!” –Anna “It was the French who screwed up our
pronunciation. The French! Those damn
“Bitch Nazi Fucker!” –Cassy bastards.” –Mr. Horan
“I’d rather jump off a bridge and land on “Cameras are my spawn.” –Katie
a seal.” –Cat
“At least Japan has a culture. We’re just
“Yes, I run a cookie whoring business.” – like ‘Woo, Fries!’” –M
M “And then we dance with cookies and
fairies and whee!” –Lina
“Kick him while he’s down and give him
the boot in the face.” –Mrs. Hicks “Smell my sexy man-dog” –Lina
“How could you fall asleep during the “This is not Cat-tastic” – Cat
Lord of the Rings?!?!” –Maddie, Katie,
and Brian “This is not a bosco stick!” –M
“That doesn’t make sense to me, but “Maddie- I’d like bosco sticks, cookies,
you’re very small. Perhaps you’re right.” and a Sprite
–Treebeard Lunchperson- No Sprite
M- Sprite
“A half-step and a wiggle” –Mr. W L- No Sprite
M- Yes, Sprite!”
“A friend will bail you out of jail. A true
friend will be sitting next to you saying “Would you like to put things into
‘damn that was fun’” –M boxes?”
“Do you enjoy building birdhouses?”
“Flappy! Your big ass is hiding my “Do you like counting money?”
wood!” –Potato “Do you want to ride a lawn mower?”
- Questions on the PLAN test
“A word [fuck] can’t die just because I’m “Ivan the terrible didn’t kill people- he
not there!” –Cassy sort of helped them die.” –Mr. Wilbur
“Life is like an unfriendly box of “When a dog sniffs something there are 3
chocolates that tries to bite you when you things that go through its mind:
take a piece.” –Cat Can I eat this?
Can I kill this?
“That’s like the pot calling the kettle Can I mate with this?” –Mr. Horan
black. It says, ‘You’re just saying that
‘cause I’m black.’” –Mr. Horan “I have to go find my pants.” –M
“Hand guns, knives, and other weapons “I’m not wearing pants, you fool!” –M
are turning up in locker checks at our
junior high school.” –Comma correction “Katie- Why are there two nuts on this
website thing bolt?
Sara- Why are there two nuts on your
“It sounds like smoraphyll but begins mom?”
with a C” –Mrs. Baker
“It’s shaped kind of trapezoidal” –M
“Mr. Paige- You’ve lost the fifth calendar
I’ve given you? “What’s wrong with these Altoids?
Lina- Yes They’re nothing but pins! Those fucking
Mr. P- You’re a tree killer, you know British!” – Alex, brother of Cat
that?
L- Yes, can I get a calendar now? Attempted Scrabble Words
Mr. P- Yes, but the deaths of those trees Balmad, Pij, Podoo, Tcats, Jotethi, Rooo,
will haunt your conscience for eternity.” Seeee, uluvit, mopenguing, cum, cumand,
ghettoz, wyful
“M- One plus one…
Cat- That’s ELEVEN!” “How do you draw marms?” –Cat
“Watch them tear Gandalf to shreds!” – ↑ mormons?
Patrick, Brother of M No!
“There is a head stuck in my song.” –
“Cat- You got 192 Jenny Kimball
M- Yeah, but times that by 56 and I
totally beat you!” Sporck (Lina spells it with a ‘ck’)
“Sometimes it’s fun to end things in Brian- Our Spanish teacher sucks
commas.” –Cat Lina- Yes, she must be eliminated
Brian- We will kill her with a sporck
Scrabble Paragraph Lina- Isn’t that kind of soft and bendy?
(Used all the words from a game of Brian- Fine, so we’ll use a massive
Scrabble) titanium sporck and kill her
Lina- and then we’ll sacrifice her body to
Aaya and Finny’s child, Milto, cumands the devil
the cat’s trivia wyful pods. Her ax balm Brian- and our souls so that the devil will
led the mopenguing rebels to the ghettoz make Maddie a vampire
of suds. The rooks seeee them and rooo Both- Sweet!
the nitwit’s qaa. Their AP wit had UV OJ (exchange hi-5’s)
the beeps with ET. Face. Lina- Ow, your hi-5’s hurt”
“The postcard: the dry hump of “Lina! Stop hitting people with
marketing schemes.” –Frisky Dingo sandwiches!” –Kacey
“Even little nerdlings can find love; Why “I love your mom’s face” –Cat
can’t I?” –Cat
“I’m scared to hold knives because I
“You’re just the town bicycle aren’t you? think I am going to cut myself.” –Josh
Everyone gets a ride.” Mike W.
“Katie: Maddie, you’re Cat’s pajamas.
Sugar Packet Quotes M- What?”
“I have great hair for head-banging” – “Katie- What was the Price Revolution?
Anna
M- That was when they were like ‘eat
cake or…die” “My two favorite things: limbs and
chocolate.” –Lina
“It’s like ‘cuddle, damn you! CUDDLE!”
–Cat “Life is too short to drink bad beer.”
“While he’s cutting his way through, you
“Awww, there’s chicken on my can stab him in the face or something.”
backpack.” –M -Mr. Horan
“Crew is one of those places where its “ ‘I’m gonna go pitch some woo!’ in
like ‘God! Who’s touching me now?” – other words: an old fashioned way of
Potato saying ‘ I’m going to go have sex!’ ”
“Please don’t molest my pencil case” – “You are now impregnated with my
Kacey unborn child.” –Danny
“Last night, I was the dominatrix.” – “Good job! You beat the level! But you
Gaby forgot baby Moses.” –Danny
“No face-tasting at the table.”-M “I wish I could come (cum?) but I can’t.”
–Potato
“Ladies first!”- Flappy *Flappy walks out
first* “I worked my way in.” –Sarah W.
“Cat- Are you trying to go online? “It’s like a hickey in your mouth that you
Alex- Yeah, but it won’t dial. give yourself.” –Gaby, on canker sores
Cat- That’s ‘cause I’m on the phone.
Alex- Oh, that’s why I thought the dial- “There’s no other way to start off your
up was talking to me. I was like ‘let it go, day than chasing a Filipino down a
it’s not talking, its just dialing.” hallway.” –Gaby
“Give me a high-five or I will kill you!” – “foolf- n. – a foolish wolf.” –M and Cat
M
“Hence, if gremlins grow grapes, then
“I am not cheating on Brian with wizards weave willows.” –mathbook
Sunkist!” –M
“Katie (to Maddie & Brian) – Okay, you
“Tim contiminated my Latin book with two grab someone else to work with.
timographs…” –M Cat- Just don’t grab each other.”
“My fridge exploded and it peed on the Peng + win + baby + killer =
floor.” –M Killer Baby Penguin
Peng + win + baby + killer have another
“M - I opened the door, it catches on fire, baby =
flames *jazz hands*, close door. Another Killer Baby Penguin!
Jenna- Maybe the fridge thinks you’re Sweet”
hot. - Lina’s Penguin Breeding Program
Katie – Damn it! (couldn’t breathe
because of laugh attack)” “You [Cat] put a caramel corn down my
shirt?!” –M
“Everything I touch catches on fire,” –M
“You [Katie] didn’t jump 2 feet in the air,
“Sarah- Perdition: that means hell you just collapsed! Liar!” –Kevin
Cat- Glittery: that means ring. If you MacDonald
want to make up definitions, so can I.”
“So I went to aisle seventeen to find the
“The dog killed the boy who kicked it.” – shoe polish and was like ‘what the hell?
Mr. Horan This is all ethnic foods!’” – M’s dad
“You must trust the power of the “Maddie, you’re blushing.” –Katie
butterfly… never underestimate the
power of the butterfly.” –Mr. Horan “M- Where did I put my lighter?
Cat- Did you put it in your pants to get
“Discrepancy- A fancy way of saying, them hot?
‘Oh, I fucked up.” –M and Katie M- They’re already hot.
Cat- Okay then.”
“Girls, it may be a free country but it’s
not that free. You still have to obey the “Yes, please come sit with me you beady-
music!” –Sergay red-eyed little bastard!” –Cat
“I just realized that if you cut the sides “I’m afraid of flowers!” –M
off of ‘b’ you’re left with ‘c’. Then, if
you put a line back on ‘c’, you get ‘d’.” – “White tulips, yellow pansies… fuck.” –
Cat Cat
“Wait! We have non-alcoholic beer so we “Sarah- What’s your favorite year for
can pretend to get smashed.” –M skin?
M- ‘74
“Do computers hibernate?” –M Sarah- That’s a good year.”
“Tom- What if Blake sent a hitman to hit “Cat, stop warming my cheese.” –Sarah
Sarah? W.
Katie- She’d probably hit the hitman
before he could hit her.” “Fucking glockenspiel… aw, fuck, I just
want to set these little angels on fire and
“Cat- Yeah it’s awesome cause he has watch them scream in agony.” –M
blue eyes cause his mother was raped.
Katie- Yay! *claps* “Romans had a lot of sex, so Romans are
Cat- Yay for rape? cool.” –M
Katie- No, yay for blue eyes. No yay for
rape.” “Please stop enjoying your socks!” –M
“No. No chocolate orgasms right now. “Masochism is the word of the day.” –M
That’s for later…” –Gaby
“If you eat cookies over the sink, they
“I’m Santa’s little ‘HO HO HO’” –Gaby don’t have calories.” –Katie’s dad
“I want to do you and Sudoku at the same “If this wasn’t so expensive, I’d throw it
time.” –Potato at you.” –M
“Gaby, you make my drawers stir.” – “Well, what do you know? There is a
Potato zipper.” –Katie
“I don’t want to watch the snowman “I live to please you, Keanu Reeves” –
thrust.” –Cat robot Cat
“When I read the first sentence I was like, “(to M) Why does your phone say ‘Brian
‘hot lesbian action, YES!’” –Katie is so…’ Oh! I thought that said easy!” –
Lina
“The cure for inexperience is practice”
“Yesterday I got in trouble for
convincing my brother that ‘Canadian’ “Do I have to set you all on fire?” –M
was a swear.” –Lina
“If you try to make a break for it, I’ll
“An ewok. My favorite little fuzzy through these at you.” –M
animal… that dies!” –M
“Lina- What’s wrong with caramel?
“fucking nazi pants.” –M M- It sullies the pure taste of Chex mix.”
“Hypothermia is the most wimp-ass way “Cat- How are ducks and hamsters
to die. It’s like, ‘Ooh, I’m cold.’” –Cat similar?
M- They both have substances covering
“Lina- What the fuck is incest? their bodies.
M- Family members fucking.” Cat- Like skin?
M- No.
“Cat, take your hands off the nuts and Cat- They don’t have skin?
help me kill these guys!” –M M- No.”
♫ We’re gonna rape, kill, pillage, and “Cat- I’ll make you a compact disc or
burn rather a CD!
We’re gonna rape, kill, pillage, and burn M- Is that what CD stands for?! I always
Eat the Babies! ♫ - Bernard and Sarah wondered about it…”
W.
“The queen can go suck an elf for all I
“Katie- I like this controller because it care.” -10th Kingdom
vibrates.
M- Anything that vibrates is good.” “There isn’t a lot of burning flesh in
Disney movies.” –M
“M- It’s already dead
Lina- Then kill it some more!” “You know, you can talk with your
mouth open.” –Lina
Happy New Year 2007!
“Eragon is a ninny.” –M
“M- Oh, I don’t have a New Year’s
resolution. “Kacey’s Mom- Let’s give him a chunk
Lina- Blood! of blondie.
M- That’s a good resolution.” Kacey- haha…Mike.”
“Yesterday I had food for dinner!” –M “The evil grandfather wants power…not
sex.” –M
“If I love Cat, then I hate chemistry. If I
hate chemistry, then I like opossums. “Aww! I forgot my communist hat and
Therefore, if I love Cat, then I like gloves! Oh fu….arbles?” –Cat
opossums!” –Katie
“Manette….man-ette…like a small
“Thank God for gay guys!” –Lina man!” –Cat
“Katie- And Maddie could lead a culture “You look like a nice, handsome apple.”
of vampires. –Carlo to Mike W.
Julia- I’d make some vampires for her to
culture!” “I don’t care for you, Costanza.” –
Newman
“Sexy stripping in the sound booth
straddling seals!” –M and Cat “You have a slightly disgruntled Tim on
your hands.” –Cat to M
“Get in my pants!” –Gaby
“Katie- Now I see!
“What was I going to draw?? Oh yeah, Cat- No, you don’t.”
chicken fucker!” –M
“Yes, Cat. You can use my kangaroo
“M- Shall I break your arm? anytime.” –Gaby
Cat- Only if you call me a bad kitty
first...” “M- What’s a fucking lesson?
Cat- Wanna find out?”
“I have fire-stick legs.” –Sarah W.
“I have a hot head and a cold body.” –
“It’s supposed to be ice cream but it Gaby
looks like semen.” –M
“Captain Logic is not steering this
“If you put that down my shirt, I’ll steal tugboat.” –Katie
your communist hat and set your hair on
fire.” –M “Microsoft Internet Explorer brought to
you by: Zippy the Wonderbug” –
“It’s not an erotic laboratory.” –Jackie computer
“Yeah! Chop that wood!” –Random guy “You know you want to name your dog
yelling at Kevin MacDonald (the ‘Skulduggery’.” –Cory
lumberjack)
“Genghis Khan is my other, other lover.”
“Flappy- Fuck you! –M
Gaby- But Flappy, you don’t swing that
way. “Snake likes butter!” –Gaby (as Cass
Flappy- Oh yeah, I almost forgot.” Pajamas)
“Then I will take you against the “Andy- He broke my fucking balloon!
lockers.” –Cat Kacey- With his penis?”
“I don’t speak moron, Cat.” –M “So Maddie, how was your clusterfuck in
the bathroom?” –Sarah W.
“It’s not the amount of melanin that you
have that counts; it’s how you use it.” – “Running with pumice” –Cat, Kacey, and
Drew M
“Happy Birthday, Grandma!” –Marten, “I was at Shell ‘jiggling it’ for five
questionable content minutes.” –John, brother of Cat (a.k.a.
Fabulous)
“Anarchy rules!” –Mr. Frieler
“You have big fluffy eyes.” –Lina
“I’m good at fitting into palaces most
other people can’t.” –Gaby “I wish there was a chubby ninja who
would take my shoes.” –Lina
“Just because I’m single doesn’t mean
you can molest me!” –M “anorexically emo” –Katie
“Cat- When does a peanut burn red? “I’m mocha seduction.” –Bernard
M- When you set it on fire!”
“If I was a candy bar, I’d eat myself.” –
“M- Poltergeist is an awesome movie. I Bernard
like the part when the guy peels his face
off. “Katie- Bernard still owes me $10 from
Cat- Eating! Pleasure Island.
M- What? That’s not facial tissue that Cat- I’m sure you went to Pleasure Island
you’re eating; it’s salad!” with Bernard.”
“M- What’s the white stuff in sauerkraut? “Your foe’s pants can quickly become his
Cat- Mayonnaise? skirt.” –Lina
M- Yeah, that’s what I thought, but I
didn’t want to say it if was really like… “Your lies bounce off me like Ping Pong
dead baby or something.” balls.” –Great White Ninja
“Symmetry doesn’t count when its pain!” “I was merely trying to get close to your
–M temple, not inside.” –Great White Ninja
“So, I was walking down the street and “A good Latin student never refuses sex.”
then BAM! A CAR! Flew from the SKY! –Katie
And EXPLODED! And there was lots
dancing and singing and MAGIC!!! *jazz “Look at me. I’m Josh. I’m going to go
hands* -Cat swing my lanyard because that is the best
activity in the world.” –Cat
“Sine is opposite over hopatuse…er…
hypotenuse.” –a freshman in Cat’s “It’s like being stabbed by a cheese
Geometry class grater.” –Cat
“Cat, if you were a real cat, you’d be a “No, it’s okay. One of them died and the
tiger!” –guy in Cat’s Bio class other’s a drug addict. Yes! Karma!” –
Bernard
“How do you think I’d look with a tramp
stamp?” –Flappy “Stop violating me with your words!” –M
“I wish magical vision fairies would “Num” –M, Cat, and Tarin (means ‘!?’)
come and dance around my bed.” –Lina
“I cannot act! My pants are too free!” –
“Please throw away your balls” –M and Mrs. Hicks
gum package
“You can’t start a pool on fire. Believe
“M- What did you just smear on me? me. I’ve tried…” –Karishma
Cat- Goo crap” “If those are the 14th and 15th
commandments, what are 1-13?” –Sarah
“May God protect us from the people W.
who think they’re doing God’s work.” –
Flappy (from Supernatural) “Jeremy- What are loins?
Chris G.- Loins are draperies, you
♫ My killer pony, My killer pony… ♫ moron!”
-Cat
“ ‘Papers’ is neither an article nor a Scott- Only if I get to be captain.”
conjunction!” –M
“The mikes are full hard on.” –Blake
♫ We are the crewbies
We run this fucking show. “I like my guys like I like men: fruity.” –
Don’t piss us off or Flappy
We’ll cut you like a ho. ♫ -Bernard
“It’s a whore-off!” –Heidi
♫ Now your mom is forever mine! ♫
-Charlie “musicianist” –Date Auction
“I’m a sex goddess…god! I’m a gender “Oh my God, Mr. Wanner! Why are all
confused sex god!” –Justin of your oil pastels so ghetto? I can’t find
the white one. This is so weeeird!” –Girl
“This…is not a door.” –M in Lina’s Adv. Drawing class
“Is this a semen flavored gummy bear?” “Well, I guess I can give you ½ credit,
–Anna seeing as this is the 1st time I’ve seen you
do the homework this quarter. Actually…
“Wow, Spike- you gave me a real that balloon has a smiley face on it, so I’ll
mouthful… I dunno if I can swallow it give you 4/5.” –Mr. Paige
all…” –Anna ♥
How Lina Remembers the Metric System
“Stop being a vibrating circle!” –M
My- mili
“Search: San Diego Earthquakes Likely Car- centi
Results: Stale Betty: Voted Most Likely Drove- deci
to Wear Granny Panties” Great - gram
Distances- deca
“M- Claire, you must have the esophagus Hitting- hecto
of a lion. Kids- kilo
Claire- That’s not the only lion quality I
possess.” “John’s law, Charles’ law, Gay La Sacks
law…What? He was a French guy.” –Mr.
♫ We dance to the drugs, Paige
We dance to the vodka,
And to the voices in our heads, “Mr. Naisbitt- What do we do with
We dance! ♫ -Cat people who haven’t done the DBQ?
Mr. Frieler- Shoot ‘em at dawn.”
“I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.”
–Karaoke at Cast Party “Mr. Naisbitt- Enough about me,
seriously, let’s talk about death and
“Cat- You’re an aircraft. A sexy aircraft. destruction.
Gaby- Yeah, you wanna join my mile Mr. Frieler- We just were.”
high club?
Cat- You know it *grabs Gaby’s leg*
“Stop talking about sex! What does
parsimonious have to do with sex?” –Mr. “Hey kitty-cat, wanna purr up my tree?”
Horan –Andy
“Katie- Panserbjorne are armored bears. “We don’t nail things, we screw them.” –
They have armor and they’re huge… Cat
Lina- and fluffy.
Katie- They kill people. They have no “I’m not used to you having large gaping
feelings. holes in your crotch.” –Drew
Lina- And they’re fluffy.
Katie- They’re cool and they’re “Cat- He’s got no junk.
mercenaries! Lina- That’s ‘cause he’s got no trunk.”
Lina- And they’re fluffy.
Katie- Fine. They’re fluffy mercenaries!” “You [Anna] have an abnormally large
chest for such a small person.” –Cat
“Ugh! I hate applying to colleges. Never
do it!” –Drew “You’re arising a curiosity boner in me.”
–Claire
“Just pull it out and give it to me.” –Gaby
“Claire- Listen to what the flower people
“Katie- When were you by a tuba?! say:
Cat- While I was doing heroin.” Heidi- Penis!”
“I could go for some Godlight right “You and I will have to fill Flappy’s
now.” –Mr. Horan ‘position’.” –Cat, to Lina
“I need more nouns in my life. These “My vagina feels corrupted.” –Heidi
guys were all about verbs.” –Mr. Horan
“Do you look at Phoenicians often?” –
Heidi “I have hot feet. I don’t like hot feet.” –
M
“I ain’t saying she’s a boob-digger.” –
Claire ♫ 415-8334
415-8334
415-8334
“Fear is what makes it exciting.” –Gaby
415-8334
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“BDTW…hmm…Bisexual…Dog…
Tickles…Whale.” –Anna 415-8334
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“Kinky cows do not sound sexy.” –Cat
415-8334! ♫
“Cat- You groped me. -Anna
Heidi- Yeah, but I didn’t mean to…”
“*Cat walks out of the bathroom*
“Flappy’s Italian…that means he secretes Cat- Gaby, I love your breasts, I mean
delicious oils!” –Cat dress!
Gaby- Sure, Cat, I know you love my
“Harry Dick Thunderthighs.” –Gaby, chest.
Lina, Rachel, and Katie M- (from inside bathroom)
What are you guys talking about?!
“Katie- Stop rolling around; just stay on Cat- Gaby’s rack!”
your back!
Gaby- That’s what she said!” “Gosh, that guy was so red-faced and fat
and sweat…It was like, eww, I don’t
“Cat- Feel it! Feel it! want to touch you; even to strike you.” –
Sarah W.– I’m tired of feeling you. Cat
Cat- *sad face* ”
“We should all be Mormons with Kevin
“I do not butt rape people.” –Hassan MacDonald” –Cat and Lina
“I’ve always wanted to smoke a pretzel.” “I’m sorry! I wasn’t listening because
–Sarah these two are conspiring to get me to take
my clothes off!” –M
“I’m so hungry. Right now I’d do
anything for a dollar.” –Bernard “Who needs men when you have
puppies?” –Lina
“Yeah, Mohammed, whack those “M- More like, who needs guys when
moles…ahh…put them back in the hole!” you have videogames
–Bernard Cat- …or vibrators”
“I’m irony personified.” –Gaby “When bedtime falls, it falls with a halt.”
–Khloe, Kacey’s sister
“I don’t have any free hands; do you
mind if I bite it?” –Gaby “Kacey- *trying to erase something* This
eraser sucks!
“A threesome isn’t an orgy.” – Khloe- That’s a pen.”
Mohammed
“*pointing at arms* Look at my abs!” –
“Say no to bees” –Kacey, poster on the Armand, kid in Kacey’s math class
wall
“There is always a duck watching you.” – Gaby- Mike! We need to talk.
Armand Mike- It’s not such a big deal, Gaby, you
already touched Justin’s penis.”
“Question, Am I among the dire anus?”
“Doose- Why do girls always travel in
“Bring me my children! I am hungry.” – groups to the bathroom?
Kevin Cat- Don’t you know? We take off our
dresses and have pillow fights.
“Why are people always touching me?!” Sarah- Yeah, you know there’s a pillow
–Potato dispenser on the wall?”
“Oh no! they’re coming in the other “Do you like to squeeze balls?” –Scott
way!” –Gaby
“There are too many balls in this pool.” –
“*Anna reaches out car window* Andrea
Anna- Asians!!!
Cat- Anna! Keep your hands inside the “Mike hit me in the crotch with his
moving car; especially when the Asians torpedo.” –Cat
are more than 20ft away!”
“*Bernard drums on Cat’s arms*
“OMG, Scott, you and Maddie should Cat- What am I? A bongo?
start your own personal escort service M- Yeah, Cat. All you’re good for is
where one of you would be the driver and banging.”
you’d switch off, depending on the job.
Oh! You should name it S & M!” –Gaby “Scott- I have cookies in my pants.
and Caitlyn Cait- Are they mini cookies?”
“It’s gonna be so awkward sleeping with “Cat- Yes, I have a glowing aura of
you.” –Gaby sexiness; like Jesus.
Cait- Yes, you are the Jesus of all that is
“Anna, only you can turn foosball into a hot.”
racial conflict.” –M
“YELLOW!!” –Anna “I’m going to beat you with a bloody
pulp!” –Charlie
“Casey- Michael just touched my boobs.