The Longest Text Ever

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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various
other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is!
This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing
this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed.
Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of
typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two
attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty
long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I
like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go
episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something
times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin.
Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants
before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word
begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes
"Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it
surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my
sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us
gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be
pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction
of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is
WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is
nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be
writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just
keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by
Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all
the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving
my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the
languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin.
I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm
back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just
realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was
something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse
Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at
French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But
I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made
up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak
it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages.
But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right?
No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I
basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I
thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm
a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm
older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now
I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm
honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching
nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom
were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the
fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a
mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were
understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't
care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture
everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text.
Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that
you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just
realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also
crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories.
In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna
work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I
come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many
other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa,
my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist
constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very
quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might
finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall
of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world
record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool
nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire
words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times
throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including
the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried
spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at
spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable.
"Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word
I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The
word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the
most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the
third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're
wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of
words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember
when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some
waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text
ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now,
but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with
just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my
nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna
get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm
back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My
sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like
it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember
when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them
just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're
not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know
why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying
that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me his
sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. Max wants to make his own video but i
wont let him because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL
IM FUNNY.
kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduh
dcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of
the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She
just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm
gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593
characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-
Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able
to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-
Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-
Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-
Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the
world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world
record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no
reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their
backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste
THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how
this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie
script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still
longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000
characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty
exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the
entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on
this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will.
Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is
cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a
good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a
language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even
without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you
can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua
multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still
understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because
it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to
mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right
now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******?
Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the
F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See
if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak
Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still
playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay,
luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another
annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad
as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back
once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But
I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good.
She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now.
Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now
she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I
don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing
around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I
can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because
of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired
me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every
day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every
letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah,
that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did
my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to
PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't
invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN
VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn
Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only
have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, I’m back. I just
came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid
Enis. It’s where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in
that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just
a single consonant with no vowel, put ‘a’ at the end. So “I like eating my waffles”
becomes “I like etin ma wafes”. Isn’t it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, it’s not
quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isn’t a real language, so it’s less amazing
then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half
of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest
text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did
a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I would’ve deleted it, but nah, I didn’t
feel like it. And besides, it’s not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for
how long it’ll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can
manage one month of writing this. You know what? I’m just gonna break my rule of
not saying the word “furry”. There, I said it. Now I’m allowing myself to write
“furry” whenever I want. So with that out of the way, let’s talk about how I first
became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry
memorized. It’s May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching
some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this,
but I didn’t know much about it until this time. I said to myself, “You know what?
I’m a furry now,” and that’s what started it all. And I’ve been slowly learning more
about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when I’m
older, but I’m too young for most of it right now. Guess I’ll just have to wait. But in
the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello,
I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not
sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've
been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no
idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching
Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now.
Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last
time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing
being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this
past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text.
A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You
know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later.
I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware
of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member
or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to
happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on
OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one
letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm
pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to
continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing.
I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading
this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum?
If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life
coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well
continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a
program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D
animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many
other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm
sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you
somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger
children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with
this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type
words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can
play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I
have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun -
Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one
of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all
be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it?
Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the
FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs?
Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just
discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many
characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two
LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I
wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-
writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record!
Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I
don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh
well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm
not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there.
Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months
ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said
anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very
long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored
at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were
fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here.
Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But
that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring
human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a
big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I
don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that
by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing
this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even
after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm
clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because
LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First
when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned
off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite
the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My
computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's
why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about
languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want
to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming
you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this
within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone
who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of
years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the
entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it?
Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved
somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm
typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS
TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be
painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I
already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of
this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about
anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be
larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe
with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text
area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to
FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue.
That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to
the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the
longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've
already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How
come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always
type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only
mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my
exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just
realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six
years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3
came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft
approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also
seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played
Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then.
I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but
for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online
friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was
also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years
old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my
YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing this text. I’m currently
writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since I’m writing
this on my phone, I’m making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make
it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the
dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a
different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession
with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why
does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and
she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is truly a strange
human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction,
that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying
one. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out of the dollar store,
and now we’re going to the computer store. I have no idea why we’re here. I guess we
just are. Now we’re going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more
fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I
made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to
join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh
well. Now I’m here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically
for a language called “Bo”, where the only word is “bo”. I made it almost four months
ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People are still spamming nothing but “bo” there.
It’s great. I also once made a server where you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It
was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no
more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too.
We had some good memories in that server though. Now there’s a new Pig Latin
server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so
long. I haven’t posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I don’t know what to
post there. I’ll figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to it’s 2016 legacy,
but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-
nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did.
Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said “so far” in the
fact, that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding
any future events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess
I should just accept that I’m editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I
originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now
that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not
being here. But that’s fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, there’s this
conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a
Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum
of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is
this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year
of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this
LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences,
which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at
math, but that’s besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, I’m back again. I
really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because I’ve
already said “Hello, I’m back again” once before. Same with the “I should go now.
Goodbye!” I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a
“section” is, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess
you’ll just have to figure it out yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out,
anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends
with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about
it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what you’re talking about?
That’s my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I
feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F
on this webpage, then type “LTE”. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not
counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search results will
include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how I’m trying to
get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way
to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my
estimation is that I’ve only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes
sense that this LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long
at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. It’s
something that I can’t explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is
helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new
topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why? Because, like I said,
I never have any idea what I’m talking about. Most of this LTE is just me talking
about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back into that
territory at this point. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write this LTE for
as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time. Also,
LEARN VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back. The
documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and read it! You might
need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. In fact, you
probably won’t understand most of it unless you know some amount about lingusitics,
so you have been warned. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will probably be
better for you. If it's so easy that kids can learn it, you can too! It's a language you can
learn in probably five minutes, so why not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi
Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. It's also a very easy language
to learn, although not quite as popular. The thing is, none of these are even real
languages. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably
crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them
occasionally, even if Pig Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and
Viesa is easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I
never put in the effort to learn them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a
fun game: I will open up a random page from a book, and tell you the first word I see.
English. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read through this
LTE. We’re back, and we’re gonna play the same game as before. Ready? Subject.
Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar.
Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four of those words were language related.
You’ll never guess why! (Spoiler alert: it’s a conlanging book). I’m running out of
ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random word and try to talk about it. Forbid.
That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know what else to say.
Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk about. You know what's weird?
My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. I'm about to change that
forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". I use it on a regular basis. I say "That's
epic" all the time. It's a word I can't live without. Hey, I've now written more of this
text after the 4 month gap than before it! Just thought I'd share that fact. Also, I'm
gonna try and write as much as possible in this LTE today. I've already written more
today than the day I first said I was gonna write as much as possible, so that's a good
sign. The thing is, I don't know what to write about. I need to write about something,
otherwise I won't write at all and I won't accomplish my goal. Wait, what goal should
I set? How many characters should I write today? I'm gonna try and get 10,000
characters. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I just have to write
the equivellant of everything I've already written today. I'm just gonna try it and see if
I make it. Maybe sometime in the future I'll do a bigger goal, like 15,000 or even
20,000 in one day. Actually, I don't know if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It
might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a
single day. We'll see how long 10,000 takes, though. I'm already doing a bad job at
this. I haven't typed anything here in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula,
I guess? Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill Price in 1965. It amazes me how one
can work on a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start making die
after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like it because... um, I don't know, actually.
There's not really anything about it that's super interesting (other than how long it's
existed), it's just his personal conlang. Maybe it's the amount of development that
went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the
language. I'm sure most people reading this don't care about my language related talk,
but I gotta make this long. I'm desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I've got
4,000 to go. I just found a website that generates random art from a seed. I just put
this entire text as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the
picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I won't do that. I've been
playing with this for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but
some of them are nice. For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice
looking picture. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. I've been using nothing but the
word "nice" to describe these pictures. Maybe it's time to get a bigger vocabulary? "b"
looks, um, good? I don't have the right vocabulary for this. I also don't feel like doing
every single letter, because the pictures take some time to generate. But if you want to
do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! By the way, this is another
website I found through pointlesssites.com. You know, the same website that lead me
to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing this whole thing. But
what made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what made me
discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what made me discover
YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad showed it to me when I was 6. So I would
like to thank my dad for being the reason I started writing this. He's the one who
showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned
pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me
to start my own LTE. If he had never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing
this text, and you wouldn't be reading it. Well, that's probably not true, because I
probably would have discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to
Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the
FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to... okay, I really need to stop now. I've gone too
far. But you know what I haven't gone too far with? This LTE. I don't think I even can
go too far with writing this text. Unless this text gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB
storage limit of Neocities. In which case, I'll need to upgrade to Supporter in order to
get a 50GB storage limit. But what if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? I
don't think I'll ever make it there. I mean, 50GB is about 50 trillion characters. So I
think we're good. I still need to get to 10,000 by the end of today. I've got 1,500 to go.
Currently watching a livestream. It's reminding me of when I used to livestream back
in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time, I was quite awkward and
had zero social skills, so I'm not sure if I'd want to go back. At this point, everything
I've written today is longer than what can fit on the screen at once. At least on my
computer screen. It probably changes with different screen resolutions and devices.
But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day.
I don't want to pressure myself into writing this much every day, though. Last time I
forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was
overwhelming and I ended up losing motivation, thus letting down all my fans who
were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date. Okay, the amount of eager fans
was probably a number you could count on one hand, but still. By the way, if you're
wondering what this "something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie,
which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun of
random GoAnimate videos. In case you're not the type of person who knows what
GoAnimate is... hoo boy. Basically, it's a drag-and-drop animation website infamous
for the "grounded videos" that people made with it, among other types of videos. It's
this whole community that I neither can explain nor want to explain. But I had
somewhat of an association with that community back in the day. On my YouTube
channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video".
Typically an OS video is where some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate
community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user's computer, and the
user has to deal with this OS until they eventually find a way to "destroy" it. I made
five of these videos. In chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS,
Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X. Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main
channel, which is unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character associated
with the GoAnimate community. When I made that video, it was a big transition for
my channel. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets, which had been
my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old
videos were deleted, with the exception of my "Barney Errors", which was yet another
genre of GoAnimate video. Basically, a Barney error is when a user's
computer/console/whatever session is interrupted by a "Barney Error", a message
informing the user that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off
because it's an "important message". There's also a bomb that's placed in Barney's
"lair", the timer for which is displayed in the error. The user gets some amount of
"chances", and every time the device is turned off, the user looses a chance and the
time until the bomb explodes decreases. Eventually, the user turns off the computer
enough times that there are no more chances left, the bomb explodes, and some sort of
punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your
operating system, to having your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to
death. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where I made about twenty of
them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I still
made Crap OS X, an OS video made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS
parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made
one called "Atch OS" using my old Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see if my
old Weebly website still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and I
wanted to see if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I'm getting
so much nostalgia from this website. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun
making these videos on a regular basis. I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now.
I'm kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I
think I'm gonna stop writing for today. Bye! Hey, I'm back. Yes, that hello wasn't
original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE
and started spamming. You remember that, right? I hope you read through this whole
thing instead of just picking a random part (which just happened to be this part) and
reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I'm just kidding. Read this text however you want to, it
doesn't matter if you read this entire text from start to finish or not. I mean, I did put
some cringy stuff in here, as I keep mentioning. But it's on the Internet, and since
recently, on my homepage, so I know people are gonna read it. Really the only reason
I'm making this is because I have a weird obsession for writing giant walls of text.
Guess what? I just added translations of this LTE into various conlangs on my
website! But they're all very incomplete, and I probably won't finish them ever... I
mean, if I'm gonna finish any of them, 'twill probably be the Viesa translation since
it's the easiest to do. Hey, 'twill's back! I remember the very beginnings of this LTE,
when I first mentioned 'twill. That was 40,000 characters ago. Appearantly I'm
measuring time with characters now. Hey, what's the average amount of text I write
per day in this LTE? The four month gap probably significantly drops that amount.
Let's see! The trouble is finding out when I started writing this LTE, because I don't
know the exact date. I'm just gonna estimate that it was March 12, based on the
amount of times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". It's not a very
accurate measurement, though, because sometimes I stop writing for the day without
saying goodnight. But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127 days. As of
that previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. 42,549 characters
divided by 127 days equals about 335 characters per day. That's not very much at all.
To get an idea of how short that is, the first 335 characters of this LTE consist of
about 64 words and 8 sentences. As I predicted, the four months of no activity had a
big impact on this number. But what if we ignore the 4 month gap, which was from
March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days. 42,549
characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. That's much better. It might be
that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I said I wouldn't do it
every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. I think I might even
go a bit higher than yesterday. Let's do 15,000 characters! I have zero life outside of
this LTE, anyways, so I think I'll make it. As long as I keep typing about random stuff
for the entire day, I'll probably get past 15,000 easily. I think I'm insane. Literally all I
do anymore is write this LTE. My mom is almost certainly concered for me, because I
was in my room pretty much all of yesterday and my sister told her about how I'm
trying to write the longest text ever. But enough about my descent into insanity for
now. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today! This is probably the most
meta LTE in existence. Like I've said, I talk about the LTE itself as much, if not more
than anything else. By the way, if I were to write as much as I did yesterday every
day, I would reach my goal in just 15 days. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I
said I wouldn't set a goal like that every day. I think I might end up doing it
subconciously. I kinda wanna convince some other people I know online to start their
own LTE. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? They would probably all
die within a day, but at least I wouldn't be the only one writing an LTE in 2019... The
most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe
was last updated in late 2018. That wasn't really that long ago, but still, I don't think
it's being updated anymore. Now let's do an LTE Timeline! The original
FlamingChickens LTE was probably started sometime in 2004, and Hermnerps was
started the same year. The FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005, while the
Hermnerps LTE actually lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of 2004
were rather sparce. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last updated
in 2015. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in March
2018. And of course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and is still being
updated today. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I think my LTE is the only one still being
updated. It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE along with me.
But 'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives writing a useless wall
of text. You never know, maybe an LTE that stopped being edited years ago will
come back from the dead. That seems kind of unlikely though. Very strange fact
incoming. A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text.
Ready to learn what it is? I shouldn't tell you, actually. Of course, that would ruin it.
Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. Surely you wouldn't want that to
happen. Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably gonna end up using it again
someday or another. The word is "various". If you search for "various" in this LTE,
you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as here. And I was gonna keep this a
secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it
spells out "VARIOUS". Kinda clever... I guess? Anyways, for those who are insane
enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the
dedication. My LTE isn't even the longest yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is the
longest, people will be challenging themselves to read the entire thing. And maybe
you're one of them! Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my goal, in
which case you still have quite a bit to go. So I wish you luck on your Longest Text
Ever reading adventure! I've been talking about LTEs all day. For the past 6,000
characters, in fact. I need to find something different to talk about. But first, I just had
an idea pertaining LTEs. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the world!
The longest joke in the world is 56,554 characters long, which is about how long I'm
trying to get this LTE by the end of today. So if I reach my goal today, this text will
be longer than the longest joke in the world! That's pretty cool. I would also be a
quarter of the way to my goal. But let's get back to finding something different to talk
about. I can't think of anything. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. I
will never understand her. What goes through her brain that makes her decide "Yeah,
I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want Subway"? I don't get
how her brain works. She also likes eating paper. I asked her and appearantly she was
perfectly okay with me writing that in here. She probably thinks nobody's ever gonna
read this. But she's gonna be wrong! Eventually. Now she's asking me to write about
how she likes yogurt. "Because I didn't used to", she says. She's eating mango yogurt,
and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in
this text. She says I should write about how there's wild sage where we live. Now
she's having hot chocolate. She didn't ask me to write that, but I told her I was going
to write it and she said okay. My sister might start her own Longest Text Ever, again.
She says it will have only one word repeated throughout the entire text. But I told her
that it defeats the purpose of an LTE. In the original FlamingChickens LTE, one of
the very first things that is written is "I will just type, and type, and never, ever use
copy and paste". Okay, I just made a webpage for her LTE (it's gonna be an actual
LTE this time). Stay tuned for "The Best Longest Text Ever", as she calls it. I think it
should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or something, but whatever.
She types really slow, but I hope her LTE will be successful nonetheless. Warning: if
you do go and read her LTE, she spoils Spiderman: Far From Home at the very
beginning, so be careful about that. In fact, she's basically typing the entire plot of the
movie. Well, that's one way to increase your LTE's length, I guess. My sister is
listening to her terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. Well, she has her LTE page
open, but she's not writing anything and is singing instead. Actually, she's writing
stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. She's still writing the entire plot.
Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only been working
on it for an hour. Plus she's a slow typer. She types everything with one hand. It might
take a while for her LTE to get to this level. But assuming she keeps writing it and
doesn't forget about it after today, it'll get pretty long eventually. I still need to write
7,000 characters today. My sister is watching a cringy video made by our old
elementary school. They became a French immersion school after I left. She found
one of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that video. It hurts me to
think about those days. My sister's LTE webpage has text now! Maybe I should create
a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I think I'll do that. Boom, it is done. I
think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. There, that's done as well. Guys, I'm
not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. I still have 5,000 characters to go (I was
completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000 left to go), and there's not much left of the
day. In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to make a goal for the day in the first
place. After all, LTE writing is supposed to be fun! Sort of. There's zero need to make
unneccesary deadlines. I think it just reduces the fun, as well as the part of my life that
isn't just writing huge walls of text. From here on out, I declare character-per-day
goals abolished. I will no longer make attempts to write a certain amount in a single
day. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do goals every day. But I
didn't, and now I regret it. But anyways, here's a fun fact about this LTE: excluding
my upcoming usage, the pronoun "he" is only used twice in this LTE, and they both
refer to my dad. On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used forty times! Almost all
of these refer to my sister. Only one refers to my mom. I guess I just really like talking
about the weird stuff my sister does. But not as much as being meta and talking about
my own LTE. Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the fourteenth most common word in
this text! That's insane. It's more common than words you'd expect to be common, like
"you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. I really need to talk about other
things once in a while. But since I have zero creativity, I always resort to talking about
the same topics. From what I've seen, most other LTEs are pretty diverse, but mine
isn't at all. Honestly, this is likely the most boring LTE to read. But my absolute lack
of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that way for a long time. I'm tired, so I'm
gonna go to sleep. Maybe I'll be more creative by tomorrow. Probably not. Anyways,
goodnight. Hey, I'm back, and I don't feel any more creative. But I did have a dream
last night, so I'm gonna talk about that. Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our
old houses, and I saw that someone made a video roasting Viesa. They talked about
how you shouldn't say "dog" in Viesa, because appearantly "deeg" is bad or
something? I don't know. Then they said the rule where W becomes V is weird, but I
don't remember the reason they said it. I didn't really care about how they roasted my
language. Then I watched a Minecraft video for whatever reason, and then the dream
ended. How do other LTE writers have so many topics to talk about? All I ever talk
about is either LTEs themselves, or the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. There's
no diversity. I very rarely talk about anything else. And when I do, it's usually about
languages and lasts only a few sentences. There, I deleted it. Oh, you don't have any
context. Basically I wrote a bunch of depressing stuff, then I decided to delete it all. I
knew I was going to regret it later, in the same way I regret writing all that stuff about
furries. Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it
personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. I'm not even into that stuff as
much anymore. I don't watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk about how much I want
a fursuit/go to a convention. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Okay, I'm
gonna stop talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret talking about it
in this text. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because
as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah
blah blah. It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. In fact, I barely
talked about LTEs before that gap. It's like I lost all my creativity after four months.
You know what? I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading
this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ
EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR
OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE
MONOTONOUS TOPICS! There, now I'm gonna try and forget that half this LTE is
the same exact boring topic. I will also try to avoid writing about the same exact
boring topic for the rest of this text. Let's celebrate the End of Monotonous Topics
(EMT) by talking about how we (my sister and I) had lunch and did various other
things with our grandpa! So grandpa asked if we wanted to have lunch and spend an
afternoon with him, and we said yes. Then he picked us up, and we went to a nearby
town where we had lunch, went to a museum which was a house built in 1909 as well
as the town's first hospital, and got ice cream from what is appearently one of the best
ice cream places in the country, according to grandpa. So today was a fun day. I'm
gonna go now. Bye! Hey, I'm back. That's the fifth time I've said that. I need to come
up with more original... nah, whatever. Anyways, I had a dream last night which was
basically a whole movie I don't remember most of. All I remember is playing a
keyboard at the store for some reason, and that the dream ended with a random car
horn. Oh, and there was Minecraft involved in the beginning, which I'm pretty sure is
becoming a recurring theme in my dreams. I don't know why that happened, because I
rarely play Minecraft anymore. Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver
meme? That was one of my favorite memes. For those who don't know what I'm
talking about, many DVD players had this screensaver where it was a DVD logo
bouncing around the screen. The big moment that everyone anticipates is when the
logo hits the corner of the screen perfectly, because, well, it's just so SATISFYING! I
used to watch a livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly.
And when it hit the corner, it was a huge celebration for both me and everyone else
watching. I got so excited when the logo hit the corner. My computer's screensaver is
even still a DVD screensaver. But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I don't have
as much enthusiasm as I used to. I've just seen it too many times for it to be exciting
anymore. Plus, the meme isn't even a thing anymore. I doubt that livestream is even
still running. But you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. Oh
wow, it is! That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. But only four people
are watching it, which makes sense. The title now says "DVD Logo Screensaver For 1
Year", even though it hasn't quite been going on for a year. But when it hits that point,
perhaps that's when it will finally end? It should have ended months ago, if you ask
me. Yup, I was right. There's a countdown on the livestream to when it ends, and it
says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. Wow, the corner hit and wall hit
numbers are much bigger now. The most corner hits I'd seen is around 1400 or so, but
now it's at 4776! The wall hits used to be in the hundred-thousands, now it's at over
two and a half million! Hello, I have returned. There, I came up with something
original to say! Anyways, I just combined every single LTE I know of (including this
one) and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki called "No Rules Wiki". That
wiki exactly as you would expect from the title. I found it a while ago, and I thought it
was about time I made a contribution, even if pasting over half a million characters
into a single article is breaking some rule... I've been wanting to make Viesa an actual
conlang for so long now. I think it's long overdue at this point. Hey, I'm back again.
These sections are getting shorter and shorter each day. But oh well. I just discovered
how much I like the word "number". I don't know why, but it's just so fun to say! I
think I've liked that word ever since I was a toddler learning my numbers! I remember
thinking it was a fun word even back then. At that time I had two little electronic toys:
one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and for letters. I'm pretty sure
those were the colors. I also vaguely remember having a fan that lit up and displayed
custom messages. I haven't seen anything like that since then. All I hear right now is
Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. You know that song, right? I don't know who
doesn't know it at this point. I can't think of a single person I've seen that doesn't know
what that song is. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't been writing as much in this
text. Looks like LTEs were all I could talk about. Oh well. How many times have I
said "oh well"? Probably a lot. About eight times, in fact. I'm back again. I went a full
day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! There were a lot of things
happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. I could've written at least a little bit,
but I didn't. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet again! I had a dream
where my domain was "exin" (or something like that) instead of "whiletrue", so that
was a thing. I also had a dream where there was this game that I thought existed in the
real world, but it didn't. Dreams do that sometimes. I don't remember much about the
game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? Also, I was in a weird store where they
had an... iCarly laptop? And a bunch of gift cards. That's all I remember. For now, at
least. My sister does not like synthwave. She says "it's repetitive", "the sounds they
use don't sound like music", and she doesn't like how it doesn't have lyrics. First of all,
she's hypocritical because she always listens to the same songs on repeat. And why
does it matter that it doesn't have words? Why does she think every single piece of
music in existence has to have words? YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR OPINIONS
THERE! (That was a reference to a cringy GoAnimator that no one reading this will
get, unless you came to this website from my YouTube channel which you subscribed
to during my OS video days). Anyways, synthwave is objectively the best genre of
music. I remember hearing HOME - Resonance for the first time in a Discord voice
chat, and it was magical. I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. That
was how I got into synthwave. You know what my favorite color combination is?
Yellow text on a magenta background. Oh, and don't forget the Comic Sans. That is
just pure beauty right there. In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close enough) of
"history of the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video even more.
We're at 60,000 characters, 1,000 sentences, and 12,000 words! Weird how all those
counts hit such round numbers in one day, huh? I need to stick to the EMT, so I
should stop talking about that. My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. Her goal is
to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much Lego. Have you noticed
how quickly I've been switching topics in this text? That's because I can't talk about
anything for a long time. That is, unless that thing is languages or LTEs. I am
currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started making a while back.
Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages for some reason, then
she ends up starting one. But of course, she regained her hate and abandoned it. Now
I'm the only one working on the language. By the way, the language is called Lazay,
which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made together which is now
deleted. We started writing the language on paper, but then I started a Google Doc.
I'm sure the papers are still here somewhere. I'm just too lazy to find them. I’m back
again. I haven’t been ending these sections with goodbyes recently. But whatever.
We’re on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my room. We’re listening to Queens of
the Stone Age right now, and I’m just waiting for “Fortress” to come on. I sing that
song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. It goes: Ванавар јак фиртрас кува, ма
башег ђара, ја сок. Try and translate that! The song is playing now. I like this song.
We’re back from IKEA now. Actually, we’ve been home for hours now, and we’ve
already built the dresser. My computer crashed (but don’t worry, I started writing this
in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google Chrome won’t open. So I have to use
Microsoft Edge for now. I’m gonna sleep now. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back. My sister
is brushing my back with a hairbrush, and I don't know why. I asked her what I should
write about (because I have zero creativity), and she said I should write about that. I'm
gonna type whatever comes to my head now. Hi, I'm a boring human being who has
zero creativity whatsoever and still happens to be writing an LTE. Isn't that insane?
How could this be? Nobody knows, and nobody will ever know. It is a strange
mystery that has yet to be solved. Hmm, I wonder if I should go and eat pancakes
now? I'm so random right now. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that:
r/iamsorandom. You should check it out! I mean, you don't really have to, but it
would be nice if you did. I use Reddit a lot, but I only use it for language-related stuff.
Well, I make posts in language-related subreddits, but the non-language subs that I
look at are ones that I don't post anything to, because I know nothing about literally
anything that isn't languages. And heck, I don't even know much about languages! I
only make English codes and call them "conlangs". Sort of. I usually don't actually
call them conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. I speak Viesa as if it were a real
language, but it simply is not. Why did I make Viesa in the first place? Well, you see,
it all started out as a joke for April Fools' Day. I called it "the new universal
language", despite it literally being a cipher of English. What!? A cipher of English
being a universal language? How silly! What a funny joke, right? Maybe? Somewhat?
Anyways, I then made a SECOND VERSION! DUN DUN DUN! This second
version had CLICKY SOUNDS which, spoiler alert, dissapear in the next version of
Viesa. Sad, right? RIP CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! I also added WACKY
GRAMMAR STUFF and PRONOUNS! WOAH! How crazy! Then I made the next
version: VERSION 3.0! This version added CYRILLIC! (you know, that alphabet the
Russians use, as well as the Serbs, whose version of the Cyrillic alphabet I stole for
Viesa. Hehehe!) And that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! Do
you like how I capitalized "Zany" there? Aren't capital letters so cool? They let you
YELL AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! They add
EXCITEMENT! And most of all, they let you capitalize words like This. lowercase
letters are also cool. without them, we'd all be yelling and screaming all the time. That
would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? I see two water bottles. One is empty, while the
other still has some water in it. The empty one is blue, and the one with the water is
pink. I should also mention that the blue one is mine, while the pink one is my sister's.
I got that water bottle because I lost my other one at school. But GUESS WHAT? I
FOUND IT IN THE LOST AND FOUND! Wow! Now I had two water bottles. How
Wacky and Crazy and Zany and Bizzare and all those adjectives that perfectly
describe this epic moment! Wow, writing your mind is a great way to increase your
LTEs length! Before I was actually THINKING about what I was writing. But now I
barely do, and it's greatly improving my LTE! Except the overuse of capital letters
might throw the reader off guard a little because of how sparingly I've used them in
the past, but oh well. I could fix it, but I don't feel like it. I want to continue writing,
but I need to sleep now. Goodnight! Hi, I'm back again. My computer crashed
AGAIN, and I was ignorant enough to not save my work, so that means I have to start
this part of the text all over again. That's quite unfortunate. But did I mention that my
Google Chrome is working again? That's the good news. It's good news because
Google Chrome has all my logins, websites, and stuff like that. Hopefully you know
what I mean when I say that. Maybe you do, maybe you don't. I don't even know what
I mean right now! I'm probably insane right now. Especially since I'm writing this
right now, as I have been for about 18 days minus the four month gap... I think. I hope
I did that right. As I've said before, I'm bad at math. My sister just read the entirety of
what I've written today for some reason. My sister just sang "I want your computer to
crash again because I'm evil". She IS evil if she wants my computer to crash. At least
I'll have this section saved. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence!
Including this one. And this one. Also this one. I think you get the point now. My
sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep having to delete it
all. It's pretty annoying. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of
this text! You know, the part where I talk about the Teen Titans Go episode called
"Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. You know
what else is said a hundred something times (in this LTE)? The letter J. So far it's
been used 115 times in this LTE. That's your Interesting LTE Fact of the Day! Well,
not really "daily", but whatever. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of
starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. But one
person decided not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used it at the beginning of
this story. And that person is ME! The end. Wasn't that a lovely story? You're
probably not thinking that. Again, I'm not creative in any way whatsoever. That's why
I don't usually write stories and instead write giant walls of text full of meaningless
information, like the one and only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're reading
right now. Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it has
been a while" and the EMT. That's the most boring part of the LTE! 90% of it is just
me talking about LTEs themselves. How uninteresting is that? Very uninteresting.
Penguins. What are they? I don't know. What am I even writing right now? I haven't a
clue. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue" like that? Normally "haven't" isn't used if
it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". Who says that? Nobody, that's who. And
yet "I haven't a clue" is an actual thing I've heard people say. Anyways, AFRICA!
That was random, but let's discuss it anyway. Africa is a well-known song by Toto.
It's a good song. I can kinda sorta play it on piano? Maybe? I don't know. Another
song I can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. You know, the Shrek song?
Anyways, I once made a video called "All Star but it's played on a Sesame Street
piano" and it got almost a million views. It's been stuck at 900,000 for what seems
like forever now. I'm gonna check to see if it's at a million now. I doubt it, though.
Nope, still at 926,000 views. And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. It had
a good run though. My sister is chugging applesauce. She thinks she's epic because of
it. I don't know anymore. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this
point. It's strange. Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence. When was the
last time I added to this? I think it was somewhere in July. So yeah, it’s been three
months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The end of the decade is approaching fast. I’m
a bit excited, because I’ll have significant memories from more than just one decade!
My earliest significant memories started in Kindergarden, which was in 2010. This
means that I only really remember one decade. But now that an entirely new decade is
coming up, I’ll be able to remember another! Part of me feels like I shouldn’t be
excited over this, since the boundaries between years is arbitrary, and a decade is 10
years only because we count in base 10, so if we counted in base 12 or something, a
decade would be 12 years long. That was kind of a run-on sentence, but I don’t really
feel like making this text perfect, anyway. Have you heard of the Library of Babel?
libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the
lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. The library is divided into hexagonal
chambers. Each hex contains four walls. Each wall contains three shelves. Each shelf
contains 32 volumes. Each volume contains 410 pages of 3200 characters each.
Everything you could ever say or write is on this website. Even this LTE! See for
yourself: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte. Okay, that’s only the first bit of
it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the library! In fact, here’s the next
bit: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1. It’s split up into about 20 different
pages. I don’t feel like putting links to all of them here. It also removes punctuation
that the library doesn’t use, like the exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so
on. But it’s pretty mind-blowing stuff, if you ask me. If you try and browse the library
yourself though, you probably won’t find much more than total gibberish. It’s crazy to
think that everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by
meaningless strings of letters and punctuation.