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Diet Dudes Primer
Diet Dudes Primer
Diet
First and foremost, you must cut down on ALL sugar intake. That even includes natural
sugars BUT especially the processed ones.
Secondly, you must ONLY drink water (it can be infused with some supplements or
flavoring, but it depends), Tea - Black and Green are your go to but try to drink them
unsweetened (will work on the sweetener part gradually), some ZERO calorie Energy
drinks are ok, and coffee - black or black with cream (Again, we will work on the
sweetener part).
Step 3 - Nutrition - Eat less carbs and MORE protein and fats.
I know, eating fat sounds counterintuitive but they are actually very healthy for you.
Some Saturated Fats are good for you, as long as they come from what YOU or a
restuarant (rarely recommend) prepare the food - mostly meats and some butters/oils
I understand the lack of motivation, trust me, I do, but it's not as much work as you may
think it is. At most 1hr a day for 5 days a week. You do a laborious job, so right there,
you are getting in some cardio and you don't even know it.
Here's what I want you to do, take the extra step at work for now on. If you're up in an
attic with someone else, or down in a basement, and you guys need something from
the truck/van- YOU go and get it. Try to pick up some extra slack as much as you can.
This is a goal, remember why you are doing this. You are NOT weak - that is a frame of
mind - it's called lazy.
Cheat Days
With my plan, you can splurge out twice a mouth (sort of, I'm not telling you to eat a
wedding cake on top of 3 dozen donuts, but nonetheless, I want you to eat like you want
to 2 times a month and not worry about your diet so much).
Like I said, this is just what I want you to do now. I will help you to get the right routine
going, one that not only works for your overall goal, but one that allows you to have
plenty of free time to engage in whatever hobbies you have.
Just trust me, but most importantly, trust yourself. You can do this!!
This way we can gauge what we want to aim for in terms of caloric intake.
There are plenty of BMR calculators online, but you need to at least try to use 3 of them,
to get the most accurate data you can over the computer.
A BMR calculator measures your average calorie expenditure throughout the day (by
literally just existing). It will ask you your age, height, weight, job style, and all sorts of
questions - answer as accurate as possible.
Some calculators will even have a weight loss goal or weight gain goal suggestive
calorie intake - don't really pay attention to that. Your workouts, plus your everyday
job/movements, will not be factored in to their estimations.
So..... go on at least 3 (or more) BMR calculators. Fill them out, record what they tell
you. Try to stay away from processed foods (almost anything in a package or canned,
but some things are ok, it all depends - I'll explain later), BUT ESPECIALLY anything
with sugar, added sugar, etc... some natural sugars are ok right now (Real honey,
Stevia, Fruits, Real Maple Syrup - if you can afford it).
Diet II
Stay away from ALL soda, including diet. - drink water (infused is ok, black coffee or
with cream only, stevia ok too, drink black and/or green tea the same way - straight or
with some lemon and/or stevia or light amounts of honey.
Consider your;
● Grocery Budget
Go to your local Walmart and grab the generic Whey Protein (Walmart Brand)
I recommend vanilla. Get you some kind of container to be able to shake it up in and
drink - only add water, if you need to add a LITTLE bit of cream/half and half (NO Dairy -
for right now). We'll work on adding all the flavor stuff to it later and make post workout
meal smoothies - with all sorts of good shit. But for now, work with this.
Avoid Milk for now; The problem with milk is the lactose (sugar). Later on, it wont be a
problem. We want to get you on a cutting diet right now - which is mostly meat, fish,
greens, and fats.
Some natural sugars are ok right now (fruit, honey, REAL maple syrup, stevia, even
some RAW cane sugar - but I would stay away because it's very easy to overdo).
● Cream
● Butter
● Obviously Whey
● Obviously Casein
Meats -
● All Turkey
● All Chicken
● Eggs - Hard boil you a couple. They make great snacks or on the run breakfast. You
can eat 2 eggs everyday. They fight off bad cholesterol.
● All Lamb
● All Pork (even bacon and sausage, yes I know its processed/packaged, but it's ok
right now)
● Supplement Collagen if you have to. It's great for your skin.
We want to eat as less carbs as possible, but we are going to do this somewhat slowly.
We are going to wean off of them, that includes most natural sugars like fruit (extremely
overrated) and a lot of vegetables (you really only want to eat greens anyways, trust
me).
Carbs for right now -
● Sweet Potato
● Yams
● Brown Rice
● Quinoa
● Plain Oatmeal (Steel Cut are the best, but you have to cook them yourself.
Microwaveable [NO flavor BS] is ok. It actually tastes great with a splash of cream and a
scoop of protein powder and cinnamon.
● Legumes - Most Beans, regular peanuts, Peanut Butter, Peas, Lentils, pretty much
all legumes are high in protein but they are NOT a complete protein. You need to mix
them with a grain (rice or any other grain. Rice and beans are a complete source of
protein) or meat in order to make them a complete source of protein.
● Whole Grains - Mostly breads and pastas, but LIMIT these. Wild and Brown rice are
also a grain. That should be the only grains you eat.
● All Fruits (for right now. It'll help come of the sugar, but LIMIT them)
Slowly we will be coming off of carbs, almost all the way. They will be a rare treat
down the line, so enjoying them while you can. Some of these you will rarely eat again
(just until you get the hang of this nutrition bullshit, then you can decide on how to go
about your eating habits, but for now, just trust me.
Fats -
● Oils - but only Sesame oil, Almond oil, Peanut oil, Coconut oil, and Olive oil (Extra
virgin, or whatever your taste buds like [and fish oil but that's a little different]
● Avocados & Coconuts - I know I said fruits, but these are a staple in a clean
nutritious diet
● Natural Fats - they will come with the foods you eat. Remember, saturated fats are
ok on meat that you or a restuarant cooks (NO TRANS FAT EVER!!!)
Snacks -
● You should be able to find some things to snack on through all that I gave you above,
BUT....
● Pork Rinds
I may have left some things out, but this stuff right here is what you should be shopping
for at your local grocery. Sugar and carbs are literally more addictive than Cocaine,
believe it or not, so I know you will have a tough time with getting rid of these things
from your diet.
Make some oatmeal with fruit and protein powder, add stevia
SOME DO NOTS -
● No Fast Food!!
● No Fast Food!!
● No Soy
We will gradually work you down to a nutritious diet that's not only good for you and will
help you achieve your goals, but will eventually taste great, I promise. I know you might
not think so at the moment, but please, just trust me, things will get easier for you. This
is like a detox - and I have to go through it too. I have pretty much been eating like a
slob and sitting on my ass for 2 years. I also have some work to do, but I have the know
how. Let me help you.
● Whey Protien - Whatever flavor, but try to get 30g per serving. I find that Vanilla goes
with EVERYTHING.
● A Men's Multivitamin
● ALWAYS try to get 6hrs of uninterrupted sleep. Sleep releases HGH (Human Growth
Hormone) and regulates other hormones as well. This will be VERY important once you
start lifting weight. Your muscles need SLEEP to synthesize the nutrients to not only
repair but GROW.
If your budget allows for it -
● BCAAs - it's a flavored/unflavored powder you can mix water. BCAA stands for
Branch Chain Amino Acids. You 1000% NEED these to get your muscles to repair and
grow. Almost all food contain these - legumes only contain a portion of these, and that is
why they are not a complete source of protein. That is why you need to eat legumes
with grains, to create that "branch-chain", in order to get a complete source of protein.
BCAAs are essential. Without them, your muscles will not heal, nor will they grow.
It is good to supplement them to make sure that your muscles are synthesizing the
protien you put in your body throughout the day.
● Creatine - There are multiple versions of this. Long story short, they work with the
ATP in your muscles to make them have more stamina and power.
In all of those facts you will find a few things to keep your eye on....
● Fats - What kind of fat? NO trans fat, limit saturated fat unless you or restuarant
cooks. Monounsaturated fats are GREAT. Polyunsaturated fats are GREAT
● Carbohydrates - This is the number you're looking for. The less, the better. Almost all
carbs turn into glucose, which turn into sugars, which turn into FAT ON YOUR BODY.
Important -
How to count carbs - try to stay under 80g carbs a day if possible. This is your goal right
now. That and no sugar.
On the "Nutrition Facts" it will say Carbohydrates somewhere on the package. Then it
will tell you the amount in grams (don't worry about the percentages, they're not for
you).
Underneath that it will say: Fiber or Dietary Fiber, Total sugars, Sugars added, Sugar
Alcohols, etc.
Dietary Fiber 4g
Answer: 33g
No matter what, you ALWAYS subtract the "Dietary Fiber/Fiber" and/or "Sugar Alcohols"
On almost all protien powders or bars you will see "Sugar Alcohols".
Dietary Fiber does not count as a Carbohydrate even though they count it as one. Your
body does not absorb it.
Meal Preparation
I would spend anywhere from $45 to 75 a week at the grocery store and I bough
EVERYTHING there, including hygiene, laundry detergent, or whatever else I need.
I would pick ONE day out of the week, 4hrs, and cook just about everything I had - then
store it in Tupperware. Shit is SOOO much easier that way.
Then buy steel cut oats (about the same price).... trust me. You can throw walnuts,
cinnamon, or whatever in there to make the best oatmeal ever.... make it extra creamy
and add whey protein powder when it's done cooking. Its soooo fucking good.
We'll work on your other values when we can set up a lifting routine.
If you can shave off 500 calories a day, you'll lose 1lb of fat a week, and this needs to
be done right. Don't rush shit.
Just TRUST ME. I got you. In 3-6 months, you'll be in VERY noticeable shape. It all
depends though. Everybody has a different body and metabolism to work with.
Again, they are found naturally with food but your body won't receive those nutrients
until after strenuous activities and when you finally are able to enjoy a meal.
Branched
Chain
Amino
Acids
We get your diet right, make sure you're getting the proper amounts of your Macro
Nutrients (Fats, Carbs, Proteins). We then work on getting some Micro Nutrients in
order - I cannot stress to you how important Magnesium, Zinc, and Omega-3s (Fish
Oil) are.
Of course, they are plenty of other micro nutrients that we can mess with latter down the
line. This is why I said to get a Men's Multivitamin for the time being. Buy that separate
from the above listed micros.
Then we will shock your body - weight training. For the first week, we will be all over the
place but only to stretch and put minor stress on ligaments you are not using.
How do you feel about skipping breakfast? Then a small lunch, and HUGE dinner - just
for right now, while you work. It will really help you to meet your carb goals..... and yes,
you will fill sluggish at first. Maybe drink some coffee in the morning, and just try it?
If you can't skip breakfast, then NO CARBS (or under 20g) - This is only for a short time,
I promise.
Try to eat 2 to 3 eggs (however you want them, that's why I suggested hardboiled - Fast
& Easy.) with a few ounces of cheese would be ther perfect meal.
Almost all fruit are a low glycemic carb - meaning that they take a while for the carbs to
absorb.
Can you do a small breakfast like this? I'd rather you try to skip breakfast altogether if
you're able - AGAIN, just until we get to lifting.
Remember what I said, this transformation will take place betweens 3-6 months, but it
ALL depends on you.... and some other uncontrollable factors, but mostly YOU.
Pull yourself up, over hand grip, hands about shoulder width apart. Pull up to about
halfway and squeeze your back and shoulder blades together- hold for 5sec - release
the squeeze but NOT the grip of the bar or whatever you are using. Do this as many
times as you can, until you can no longer squeeze or hold on.
Stand tall and like a bird, flap (but with form, keep your arms straight) do this as many
times as possible - raise the weight to neck level and bring it down, but not all the way -
keep tension on your shoulders. Do this until you can't anymore.
We wont go into deadlifts yet. This should be your first workout, it's only goal is to
shock your joints and ligaments. You should get this all done within 20-30min
Only take about a 2min rest between these workouts - Everything else will change. I will
draw you up a plan. Then we can focus on building muscle and the right routine. It WILL
change from time to time.
We need to figure out of you have "fast twitch" muscle fibers (a lot of power with little
stamina) or "slow twitch" muscle fibers (a lot of stamina with little power). We will know
within about a month.
I will look up some videos to show you proper form and what I would like you to do. We
will be doing a lot of circuit training (that's one exercise right into the next without a
break). We will also focus on compound movements. Like I said, I will get you some
short videos to look over.
I have to work tmrw, so give me until Wednesday to have some vids and another
workout, assuming that you will do this all tonight, huh? Lol
It WILL get intense, don't let this little bs I'm having you do represent what I am after. It
will take your body about 2wks to get used to these movements, so for the first 2wks, it
will be somewhat light, only to make sure your ligaments, joints, and muscles can take
this new form of movements. Your body is not prepared as of yet, so understand this.
Like I always tell everyone, the first 2wks SUCK!! You're sore, you see no improvement,
it gets annoying, etc. Push through and it will happen.
So ALWAYS (and slowly, if you can help it) control the weight as you are in the 2nd have
of the lift (that's generally the eccentric part of the lift) - For instance - Bench Press - you
are not gaining the muscle from the 'push up' of the bar, but from the slow descent of
the weight to your chest. This is the case with ALL movements. It's the descent of the
weight (eccentric movement) that provides the micro tears your muscles need to grow.
Each exercise should be done right after the other. Try to keep a 2-4min window
between each exercise. STAY HYDRATED!! After it's all said and done, wait 45min
before you eat a single thing or drink anything with any calories (your body with
be in 'fat burning mode').
After the 45min has elapsed, reach for a Protien Shake - just power and water (a little
bit of unsweetened cream if you have it, but just a little, like a splash), and one piece of
fruit, or add it to your shake of you have a blender.
For a meal.Try to eat some Chicken Breast, Turkey, or Fish if possible. If not, eat some
type of meat - Beef or Pork. Eat a moderate amount of Brown rice with moderate butter
and pick a green leafy vegetable to eat with it all - Romaine lettuce with some apple
cider vinegar and extra virgin olive oil is good or eat a handful of spinach (which I
recommend, it's like a natural steroid - maybe mix it with your cooked rice.) Just find a
leafy green to eat.
You can also do negative pull ups (start at the top, and slowly lower yourself).
We will also develop into Incline flys, and Incline presses. These are KEY to chest.