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List of Stereotypes
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This is a list of common attributes, characteristics and behaviors shared by all the members of a
specific nationality, group, ethnicity, or race, without exception.
Ethnicities/Nationalities
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Africans
* Are Black
* Tribalistic, even genocidally so.
* Highly AIDS-prone.
* War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
* Corrupt and dictatorial governments.
* Blame Whitey for all their problems.
* Internet scammers.
* Like the big boo-tay.
* Spear-chuckers
* Highly religious
* Often have swollen lips.
Albanians
* Corrupt government
* Thieves and robbers
* Rich literature, with the oldest proof of written documentation of ther tongue going a staggering
400 years back (circa 1600 AD). Had to wait 2 centuries after the americas were discovered to
actually decide that they had something memorable to write down
* most beautiful race in Albania, third only to dogs and goats (see below)
* smartest people in the world (believe it, people!)
* Hate Greeks and Serbs and call them darkskinned big-nosed mongrels (but would allow both
of them to do their wives and daughters for a reasonable fee)
* Alcoholics
* Love any roasted meat (but rarely get it)
* Construction workers but somehow they all seem to have a university degree (renowned
Tirana Uni)
* Love Americans, Jews, Nazis, Europeans, , and everyone who doesn't share borders with
them
* greatest lovers (as a survey including a sample of 2,100 goats and sheeps concluded).
Second only to Welsh in terms of inter-special sexual intercourse frequency
* there are no gays in their country (sorry, that's Iran...)
* they're the greatest warriors in the world (having won no battle whatsoever)
* Hate their politicians but somehow they manage to reelect them every time
* They all speak Italian
* Short temper, violent
* No Emos nor Goths
* Their gangs and mafia can be found all over Europe and North America
Alsatians
Americans
* Anti-semitic
* Get paid every time a white person goes to the gas station
* Everyone supports or commits terrorism against white people
* Made the AK-47 the pop icon it is today
* The reason US troops never come out of the "green zone"
* Hate the white man
* Religious zealotry
* Think all European women in bikinis are for sale
* Suicidal
* Kicked white ass in the Crusades
* Muslim
* Rich like hell
* Have the widest dicks in the world and the second longest dicks after the black man
* They are all Sand ******s
* Kicking Jewish ass is a favorite pastime
* Women are sexy/attractive (especially Lebanese girls)
Argentines
Armenians
* Extremely hairy
* Talk about the Armenian genocide of 353 AD all the time
* Religious
* Alcoholics
* Their unibrows make them good at chess
* Poor hygiene, smelly
* Really bitchin' musicians
* Like to brag
* Hate Turks like no other
* They all live in the Glendale Republic of California
* Eat copious amounts of pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!
Austrians
Australians
Basques
* Detest Spaniards
* Detest France
* Primitive
* Enjoy cutting down trees and lifting rocks
* Wear berets all the time
* Socialist tendencies
* Inbred
* Descended from Neanderthals
* Big ears, long chin
* Weird, "ancient" language
* The devil once attempted to learn their language but failed
Belgians
* Fine chocolatiers
* A penchant for ******y (as referenced by Dr. Evil in first Austin Powers film)
* Bland, boring
* Easily invaded and conquered
* The actual inventors of French Fries
* Excellent varietal beers
* Invented waffles (Belgian waffle)
* Hercule Poirot is the most famous fictional citizen
* Reputation for fussiness
Blacks/African Americans
Brazilians
* Love meat
* Love beer
* Drinks beer at work while dancing Samba
* Believe that are superior to Argentinians
* Hate Argentinians and Americans
* Hate gauchos; Brazilians from the south that are more like Argentinians
* Love their European culture and do not admit that they are mostly black
* Rich coloured people acts whiter to real white Brazilians
* Brazilians will say to a foreigner: Brazil is the best place, beautiful people, beutiful beaches,
Brazilians are friendly and bla bla bla...
* Low IQ (The brazilians with high IQ adotes another nacionality!)
* Loves to have the "biggest" forest, the "biggest" footbal stadium, the "best" soccer team, the
"best" people and the biggest brests
* Can't speak Portuguese and English
* Football lovers
* Rapist
* Has a plot to dominate orkut (http://www.orkut.com)
* Believe that Orkut is a plot to dominate the world
* Love to dance and party, keep very late hours
* Integrate "flair" into every possible aspect of their lives.
* Sexually promiscuous, adulterous
* Poorly run economy, rampant inflation
* Start having sex at a young age
* Sexy, attractive ("booty-jiggling")
Bruneians
Canadians
Central Americans
Chilean
* Hate Argentines
* Hate Peruvians
* Hate Bolivians
* Are hated by Peruvians, Argentines, Bolivians, Chileans, and many others.
* Lazy
* Unpunctual
* Communist
* Nazi
* Militarist
* Nationalist
* Deny their South American heritage.
* Are gay.
Chinese/China
* There's literally billions of them
* Superstitous, obsessed with luck, avid gamblers
* Live in a corrupt dictatorship but don't really care
* Sing like William Hung
* Inscrutable
* Eat fish heads
* Eat cats and dogs
* Pick rice
* Hock loogies and spit indiscriminately in public
* Good at maths and science - think they have better brains
* Insular
* Incredibly bad drivers
* Created Widescreen view
* Hate Japanese people
* Cultural superiority complex
* Are kung-fu masters
Chinese Americans
Colombians
Cuban Americans
Danes
Dominicans
* Rowdy
* Obsessed with baseball
* Constantly eat plantains
* Own 'bodegas'
* Men father children from different women
* Promiscuous females
Dutch
English
* Suck at sport
* Uppity
* Proud
* Loud
* Drinking
* Fighting
* Multicultural
* Bad teeth
* Warm beers
* Wet, cold, foggy environment; occasional sunny days
* Love tea, especially jolly when drinking it
* Crap government
* Crap laws (putting taxes on taxes on taxes on taxes!)
* Inbred royals that no one cares about
* Inbred royals the media can't get enough of
* Reputation as football hooligans
* Despise the French
* Easily embarrassed; overly polite
* Prone to casual violence and binge drinking
* Make the best butlers
* Small due to sunlight deficiency
* Constant whinging
* Find Men dressed as Women remarkably hilarious
* Ape-like if from the north, effeminate if from the south
* Smell like fish finger poo
* Heavy accent that you can't understand.
Estonians
Europeans, collectively
Finns/Suomi
French
French/English
Galicians
Germans
Greeks/Greece
* Short
* Dark, swarthy & hairy
* Drink lots of Ouzo
* Smoke too much
* Unduly proud of achievements of ancient Greeks, with no recent achievements of any note
* Men dance with other men, and break plates
* Religiously devout and yet somehow atheist.
* Never marry other ethnicities other than Greek
* Occasional recreational homosexuality
* Occasional pederasty
* Hate the Turks passionately
* Completely ****ing useless
* Love goats
Greek Americans
* See above list for Greeks; see also My Big Fat Greek Wedding
* Tend to own diners, bars and restaurants (especially Greek restaurants)
* Live in close knit, family/church based communities
* Children have to marry other Greeks, or parents will die of shame
* Tend to use "catch phrases"
* Cook a lamb every easter
* Know (or are related to) every other Greek in town
* Loud to the point of annoying all around
* Inability to conceptualize how their personality comes across to others.
* Dislike being associated with Italians in any way
* Spray Windex on everything
* Males (& lesbians) would love to **** Maria Menounos
Haitians
* Voodoo practitioners
* Dim-witted
* Corrupt government
* Susceptible to AIDS
* Live in shacks made of aluminum sheets and tires held together with AIDS viruses
Hungarians
* Pseudo-religious Catholics
* Obsessed with sex and porn
* Homophobic
* Stubborn
* Hungarian women are the meanest
* Weird language
* Short and explosive tempers
* Control freaks with no idea what they want
* Emo
* Dark
* Classical music
* Paprika
Icelanders
Irish/Nothern Irish
Irish Americans
Italians/Italy
Italian Americans
Italian Australians
Jamaicans
Japanese
* Samurais or ninjas
* Love sushi and other raw fish dishes
* Cunning, reputation for sneak attacks
* Cruel, sadistic
* Suicidal (seppuku, kamikaze)
* Short
* Extremely competitive
* Consider themselves superior to other Asians
* Corrupt government, system of political spoils
* Technologically obsessed/fixated
o Make every video game in existence today
* Big shiny eyes and oddly-colored hair
* Male chauvinism/very unequal relationship between men and women
o The deferential "geisha" stereotype
* Workaholic mentality:
o Company men ("sarariman"), office lady
o Push children too hard in school
o Can make every electronic device smaller and faster
* Sexual duality: sexually repressed, but perverted/libidinous
o Fetish for schoolgirls ("roricon"), schoolgirl uniforms ("bura-sera")
o Hentai; bukkake
* Extreme/excessive overcrowding
* Xenophobic
* Using giant hornet venom to repel disrespectful models
* Buy used underwear on the street...oh wait, that one's true.
* Own Dojos and/or Sushi Bars
* All businesses run by the Yakuza
Jewish
* Simutaneously holds all the currency of the world in one place, while the rest of the world
circulates fraudulent cash.
* Parsimonious, desire to amass wealth, Love Money
* Larger than average noses
* CHEAP AS HELL
* Communist revolutionaries
* Look down on non-Jews, Consider themselves "chosen" and superior
* Lawyers, accountants, businessmen, bankers and Hollywood producers
* Over-analytical/neurotic, self-defeating and discontented (Woody Allen)
* Too witty
* Too sarcastic
* Too gentle
* Above-average comedic talent
* Always complaining ("kvetching")
* Nagging mothers
* Fussy
* Hassidic and Orthodox Jews make love through a hole in a sheet
* Dominant in science and medicine
* Megalomaniacal; strive to control/dominate all organized establishments
* Consume mostly bagels, seltzer water, deli food
* Low sense of Morality
* Manipulative and Calculating, particularly involving social issues
* Stick to their own kind
* Constantly under the threat of genocide
* in Soviet Russia, they kill Germans
* Keep necklaces with gold around their necks.
Koreans
Mexicans/Mexico
* Corrupt government, corrupt police; rampant kidnapping in Mexico City, crime relatively
unchecked in rest of country
* Gunslingers and drug trafickers
* Short and dark-skinned
* Wear sombreros
* Charros
* Mariachis
* Both men and women sport large moustaches
* Lazier than average
* Excel at fence-jumping, swimming, running, etc.
* Devoutly Catholic, devotion to Virgin Mary
* Hate Gringos
* Capable of digesting virtually any known substance
* Tired of hearing about the Battle of the Alamo
* Very nationalistic
* Proud of the achievements of the powerful indigenous civilizations that once thrived in Mexico,
but widely opress and discriminate against these people nowadays
* Poor neighbor syndrome
* Rigid class system based on race
* Affinity for bullfights, hat dances, soccer, beer, tacos, beans and corn
* Enjoy an illegal trip across the Rio Grande
* Marijuana Mules
* Celebrate everything, even though there's nothing to celebrate
* They have more kids than Chuck Norris has balls(17 as of 1-1-0001)
Mexican Americans
Morrocans
* Rule most of Holland, where they use 'tolerance' and 'multi-culturalism' as an excuse to lie,
steal, maim, kill and insult.
Native Americans
* Alcoholism
* Feathers, war bonnets, war paint
* Indigent
* Often owns casinos (Indian casino)
* Particularly spiritual; noble savage
* Sagacious elderly
* Wise
* Often live on reservations
* make their own money
New Zealanders
Norwegians/Norway
* Great athletes
* Avid hunters, fishermen, outdoorsmen & mariners
* Eat Santa's reindeer
* Sexy, attractive
* Tall, blonde, blue eyed majority
* Believe they are the finest sailors in the world
* Stoic, unemotional
* Reputation for toughness
* Depressed, high suicide rate
* Alcoholic
* Tasteless food, tasteless weak beer
* Dependent on north sea oil revenues for cradle to grave welfare state
* Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed)
* Believe most Swedish men are gay & weak
* Death metal
* Rich but boring..
Norwegian Americans
Pirates
Poles/Polish
* Alcoholism
* Low intelligence (vast majority of the population), extremely intelligent (very few), with no
middle ground
* Deeply religious (Catholicism), proud of Pope John Paul II
* Beautiful women with large breasts
* Rotten cabbage, rotten cucumber and pork-knuckle based cuisine
* Independent, rebellious, courageous
* Most of them are dumb farmers
* Like to steal cars more than Gypsies (from Gone in 60 Seconds(1974))
Polish Americans
Polynesians
* Obese
* Long lived and healthy
* Live in a paradise-like setting
* Promiscuous
* Love SPAM (the canned meat - not junk email)
Puerto Ricans
Russians
* Alcoholism
* Involved in organized crime, usually in the illegal sale of firearms
* Affinity for vodka
* Can drink massive amounts of alcohol and still pass a sobriety test.
* Associated with communism
* Affinity for balalaika
* Irritable, easily offended, violent
* Swoon into the arms of the closest dictator
* Wearing of ushanka
* Particularly comely females (until age 35 or so)
* Cranky, mistrusting
* Pessimistic and highly cynical
* Spies
* Prostitutes, pornography of all sorts
* Speak English with a very thick accent
* Respond to Your Mom jokes with extreme offence
* Extremely rich oligarchs live in London while masses of poor live in squalid holes back home
* Large portion of the Russian female population available to buy on the Internet
* All females have those ugly hairy moles on their face.
* Babushkas
* Hated by Estonians, Americans, Japanese for reasons entirely to do with their association to
communism
* Are pretty much invincible.(See Rasputin)
Scots
Serbs
* All Alcoholics
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* Always want to mention that some gay, was a Serb
* Arrogant
* Good musicians
* Good in sport, except football
* ****ed nation (that’s why everyone bombs them)
* Heroic military, although 90% of them avoid serving the army
* Homosexual Hooligans
* In Yugoslav wars, they believed they killed none and everyone killed them
* Like to kill their own state leaders: Karageorge, Michael Obrenovitch, Alexander Obrenovitch,
Ivan Stambolic, Zoran Djindjic
* Nationalists, Communists, and generally tendency towards Authoritarianism
* Paranoiac because of the World Conspiracy against them
* Religiously devout, although they confuse church with a grocery-shop
* Short memory; survived genocide commit by Croats in WW2, but they kept in one state with
them
* Spite; do thing purposely although they know it’s not good for them
* The most ancient nation in the world; formed even before amoebas
* Their philosophy: They can’t pay me so little as I can work so little
* They hate politicians, although they need their “beloved Father of a Nation”
* They love their glorious history, although it is full of lossiness
* They think that Albanians, Americans, Bosniaks, Croats, gays, Freemasons, Jews, lesbians,
Muslims, Smurfs, Pope, get up every single morning thinking how to harm them
Spaniards
Swedes
* Tall, blond
* Attractive, sexy
* Neutral in international conflicts
* tanned
* Make depressing, confusing, or overly maudlin movies/films
* Alcoholic
* Danes & Finns & Norwegians believe most Swedish men are gay
* Promiscuous, adulterous
* Tasteless food, tasteless weak beer
* Prominent brows and other skull ridges (square headed)
* Dependent from cradle on grave welfare state
Swiss
* Stoic, teutonic
* Neutral on nearly everything
* Tendency to smoke way too much, and everywhere
* Takes their dogs everywhere, on trains and in restaurants
* War profiteers in WWII
* Affinity for cuckoo clocks
* Wear lederhosen
* Suspicious banking practices
* Every one is called "Sven"
Somalis
* Skinny
* Drug addicts
* Anarchists
* Consider themselves superior of other Africans
* Don't marry outside their own tribe
* Dont like to be called "Somalian"
* Hate being confused for an Ethiopian
* Anti-American
* dirty spam heads that knock over everything in their path!
* scavengers
Tasmanian
Thais
Turks
* Short
* Dark, swarthy & hairy
* Prideful
* Nationalistic
* Smoke water pipes
* Play chess and other games in public squares/outdoor cafes
* Occasional recreational homosexuality
* Occasional pederasty
* Hate the Greeks and Armenians passionately, since Greece owned them
* Admire European women
* Love to barbecue lamb
* Pretend to be smart
* Pretend to be straight
* Enjoy threesomes with other animals
* Wannabe Arabs
* In the process of taking over Germany
* Pirates
Vietnamese/Vietnam
Vietnamese Americans
WASP Americans
Welsh
Black/African
* Bad reputation
* Inability to form complex thought.
* Bad grammar, use of ebonics
* Cunning warriors
* Larger than average male genitalia
* Strong, good runners and athletes
* Excellent basketball players
* Tribalism, and emphasis on folk culture
* Ignorance
* Sexually promiscuous, insatiable
* Impoverished
* Sold their African brothers off to slave traders
* Myth of extra bone and/or extra tendon in foot (reason for athletic ability)
* Supertstitious, religious
* Affinity for transfering misfortune in the guilt of 'Whities'
* George W. Bush doesn't care about them.
* Easily offended
* Gross, smelly
* Love to eat fried chicken
White
* Effeminate
* Speak with a lisp
* Have great fashion tastes
* Love shopping
* Drag queens
* Promiscuous
* Incredibly shallow
* Cannot sustain a steady relationship
* Depressed, suicidal
* Occasional paedophilic tendencies
* Children of gay couples are deeply traumatised, and gay
Lesbians
* Butch/femme
* Act more masculine than ordinary men
* Man-haters
* Most likely radical feminists
Bisexuals
* Promiscuous
* Deceptive
* Insincere
* Hypocritical
* Are really just closeted homosexuals
* Don't really exist
* Everybody is one
Pansexuals
* Rude
* Selfish
* White, Puerto Rican, Italian, Jewish, or Black
* Always in a hurry
* Loud
* Consider themselves better than the rest of the country
Southern Californians
Southerners
Floridians
Texans
* Owns a ranch
* Speaks with a twang
* Have names like "Hightower"
* Think they could survive as their own country
* Host very large cookouts
* Eat mountain oysters
Midwesterners
* Suicidal, boorish
* Comfortable in sub-zero weather
* Only people who can talk straight
* Love beer, brats & kraut
* Consider Chicago a foreign country
* Consider Lake Michigan the 5th ocean
* Males have a very large heads
* Males are more burly than Harrison Ford
* Females are also genrally burly
* Wisconsin sports fans & Illinois sports fans kill each other in the mezzanine level
* Minnesota and Illinois have declared war on each other, Wisconsin is neutral
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