The Longest Text Ever

An attempt at creating the longest wall of text ever written. Check out some
other LTEs!

Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the
various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my
own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually
my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second
time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then
copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the
Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are
gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty
long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about
WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word.
There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word
"Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's
also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin
is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel,
move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a
vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes
"Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so
it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin
with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that
everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before,
but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I
invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains
popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying
"it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being
the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a
decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep
writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by
Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play
that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it.
Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up
language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we
both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that.
Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna
contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a
giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was
something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or
something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at
it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and
my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also
learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long
time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a
language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But
hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny,
right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm
back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and
furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops.
Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as
much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to
have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only
dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm
honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was
watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time,
me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't
end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and
that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of
furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't
have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this
right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer
say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F
word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're
probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just
realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic!
It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be
a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be
sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona.
I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I
decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki
Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code.
Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist
constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it
very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway,
yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add
more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would
be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how
famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an
interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat.
Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this
text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the
plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried
spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm
better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's
understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what
the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and
appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words
this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is
only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most
common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're
wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a
bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them
all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this
text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the
very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday,
but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose!
Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had
to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not
typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get
this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye!
Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless
wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop"
nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking.
She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the
toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my
sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not
random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't
know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises.
Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices.
Why!?!?! Hi its me his sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. Max
wants to make his own video but i wont let him because i need my phone for
my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY.
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hcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had
to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash.
Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home
from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm
back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far.
Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE
(the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to
surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the
Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE
longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only
slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My
goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But
I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One
time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard
someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their
backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't
want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though.
Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I
checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as
some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth
Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means
it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also,
going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire
thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing
on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't
think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about
MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about
music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I
got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto,
but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I
will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes:
Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did
you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood
that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because
it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I
forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett
and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link
standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there.
That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something
in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can
understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki
Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still
playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine.
Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to
think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green
Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for
now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel
obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway.
My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking
something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now.
Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and
cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I
cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does
stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a
while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the
whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of
pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which
inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check
that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You
know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as
long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't.
Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone
will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie.
That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent
it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN
VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously
though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate
for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now.
Goodbye. Hi, I’m back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED
ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. It’s where every group
of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of
consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a
single consonant with no vowel, put ‘a’ at the end. So “I like eating my
waffles” becomes “I like etin ma wafes”. Isn’t it the most amazing thing
ever? Nah, it’s not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isn’t a real
language, so it’s less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are
cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about
languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without
using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little
bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I would’ve deleted it, but nah, I
didn’t feel like it. And besides, it’s not like it took up half this text. I have an
estimate for how long it’ll take me to be the world record holder: about one
month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? I’m
just gonna break my rule of not saying the word “furry”. There, I said it.
Now I’m allowing myself to write “furry” whenever I want. So with that out
of the way, let’s talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I
have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. It’s May 4, 2018. At
that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube
videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didn’t
know much about it until this time. I said to myself, “You know what? I’m a
furry now,” and that’s what started it all. And I’ve been slowly learning
more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the
fandom when I’m older, but I’m too young for most of it right now. Guess
I’ll just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I
should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I
memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still
remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to
come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea.
Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is
watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write
about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to
this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which
was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today!
Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world
record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A
lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things.
You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna
cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll
fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like,
if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text,
I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently
pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on
OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it
pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when
the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep
the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I
might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a
thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class
assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so,
hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my
life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might
as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D
Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern
computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've
made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make
interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you
google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you
somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at
younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute
masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical
kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it
properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit
with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing),
including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might
not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why
not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be
because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find
it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually
finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of
discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right
now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the
RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is.
75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs
(FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I
wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how
much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna
hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be
a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have
"Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes
exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the
way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember
last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I
should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said
anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's
not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She
made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have
web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I
do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the
convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it
outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human
being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be
a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still
do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even
longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you
think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're
wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel
nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off
for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS!
Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I
tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it
turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So
that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm
back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this
section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to
start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that
topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because
it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all.
Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of
the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll
find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands
of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand
years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will
this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be
the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now.
Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically
be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided
to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had
my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this
LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about
anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text
area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a
header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm
gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small
this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I
made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I
used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the
point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever,
meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already
written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How
come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I
always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every
time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously
described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me
typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I
play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing
Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out.
Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft
approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I
was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was
when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called
"Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of
people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a
lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I
did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got
the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My
life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my
YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing this text. I’m
currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And
since I’m writing this on my phone, I’m making a lot more typos than usual.
Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we
appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place.
I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is
different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s
gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges
so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to
put them in ice cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is truly a strange human
being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an
addiction, that she’s banned from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s
considering buying one. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now.
We’re out of the dollar store, and now we’re going to the computer store. I
have no idea why we’re here. I guess we just are. Now we’re going home.
Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you
read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private
world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join
it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But
oh well. Now I’m here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord
server specifically for a language called “Bo”, where the only word is “bo”.
I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People are
still spamming nothing but “bo” there. It’s great. I also once made a server
where you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I
deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used
to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had
some good memories in that server though. Now there’s a new Pig Latin
server, but it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead
for so long. I haven’t posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I don’t
know what to post there. I’ll figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go
back to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually.
Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this
text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially
stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that
implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding
any future events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is still technically true.
Welp, I guess I should just accept that I’m editing that world of text alone
for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I
deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of
that complaining about my sister not being here. But that’s fine. Hey, I just
had a cool realization. Basically, there’s this conlang (constructed language,
for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week
activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine
sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is
this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a
whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523
sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58
weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a
year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but that’s besides the point. I
should go now. Goodbye! Hello, I’m back again. I really need to come up
with different hello and goodbye messages, because I’ve already said
“Hello, I’m back again” once before. Same with the “I should go now.
Goodbye!” I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain
what a “section” is, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to
anymore. I guess you’ll just have to figure it out yourself. It’s probably not
very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts
with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be
enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like
you never have any idea what you’re talking about? That’s my entire life. I
just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half
this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on
this webpage, then type “LTE”. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not
counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search
results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking
about how I’m trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest
LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way
there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that I’ve only
been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE
isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first
glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is.
It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this time. I just realized that
none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I
should bring up a new topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much
else. Why? Because, like I said, I never have any idea what I’m talking
about. Most of this LTE is just me talking about LTEs or languages.
Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back into that territory at this point.
But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write this LTE for as long as
possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time. Also,
LEARN VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it
back. The documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and
read it! You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it,
though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless you know
some amount about lingusitics, so you have been warned. If Viesa is too
much for you, Pig Latin will probably be better for you. If it's so easy that
kids can learn it, you can too! It's a language you can learn in probably five
minutes, so why not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where
you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. It's also a very easy language to
learn, although not quite as popular. The thing is, none of these are even real
languages. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could
probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually.
But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are
inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is easy to crack yet unneccesarily
difficult. I do make real languages, but I never put in the effort to learn them
to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun game: I will open up a
random page from a book, and tell you the first word I see. English. That’s
the word. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read through this LTE.
We’re back, and we’re gonna play the same game as before. Ready?
Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself.
Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four of those
words were language related. You’ll never guess why! (Spoiler alert: it’s a
conlanging book). I’m running out of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a
random word and try to talk about it. Forbid. That’s the opposite of “allow”,
I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know what else to say. Well, I guess I failed at
generating a topic I could talk about. You know what's weird? My favorite
word hasn't been used once in this entire text. I'm about to change that
forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". I use it on a regular basis. I
say "That's epic" all the time. It's a word I can't live without. Hey, I've now
written more of this text after the 4 month gap than before it! Just thought I'd
share that fact. Also, I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in this
LTE today. I've already written more today than the day I first said I was
gonna write as much as possible, so that's a good sign. The thing is, I don't
know what to write about. I need to write about something, otherwise I
won't write at all and I won't accomplish my goal. Wait, what goal should I
set? How many characters should I write today? I'm gonna try and get
10,000 characters. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I
just have to write the equivellant of everything I've already written today.
I'm just gonna try it and see if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future I'll
do a bigger goal, like 15,000 or even 20,000 in one day. Actually, I don't
know if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds
like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a single day. We'll
see how long 10,000 takes, though. I'm already doing a bad job at this. I
haven't typed anything here in several minutes. I need a topic. Um,
Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill Price in 1965. It
amazes me how one can work on a single conlang for that long. Most of the
conlangs I start making die after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like it
because... um, I don't know, actually. There's not really anything about it
that's super interesting (other than how long it's existed), it's just his personal
conlang. Maybe it's the amount of development that went into it. It has over
5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. I'm sure
most people reading this don't care about my language related talk, but I
gotta make this long. I'm desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I've
got 4,000 to go. I just found a website that generates random art from a seed.
I just put this entire text as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I
would put the picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I
won't do that. I've been playing with this for a while now. Many of the seeds
produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used
"e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. "a" looks nice too,
arguably nicer. I've been using nothing but the word "nice" to describe these
pictures. Maybe it's time to get a bigger vocabulary? "b" looks, um, good? I
don't have the right vocabulary for this. I also don't feel like doing every
single letter, because the pictures take some time to generate. But if you
want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! By the
way, this is another website I found through pointlesssites.com. You know,
the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me
to begin writing this whole thing. But what made me discover
pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what made me discover
Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what made me discover
YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad showed it to me when I was 6. So I
would like to thank my dad for being the reason I started writing this. He's
the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which
mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken
LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. If he had never shown me
YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be reading
it. Well, that's probably not true, because I probably would have discovered
YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce,
leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE,
leading me to... okay, I really need to stop now. I've gone too far. But you
know what I haven't gone too far with? This LTE. I don't think I even can go
too far with writing this text. Unless this text gets so long that it surpasses
the 1GB storage limit of Neocities. In which case, I'll need to upgrade to
Supporter in order to get a 50GB storage limit. But what if the text gets so
long that is surpasses that? I don't think I'll ever make it there. I mean, 50GB
is about 50 trillion characters. So I think we're good. I still need to get to
10,000 by the end of today. I've got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a
livestream. It's reminding me of when I used to livestream back in 2016. I
still kinda miss those days. But at the same time, I was quite awkward and
had zero social skills, so I'm not sure if I'd want to go back. At this point,
everything I've written today is longer than what can fit on the screen at
once. At least on my computer screen. It probably changes with different
screen resolutions and devices. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that
much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don't want to pressure
myself into writing this much every day, though. Last time I forced myself
to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming
and I ended up losing motivation, thus letting down all my fans who were
anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date. Okay, the amount of eager
fans was probably a number you could count on one hand, but still. By the
way, if you're wondering what this "something" was, it was GoAnimated
Garbage: The Movie, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a
series I made to make fun of random GoAnimate videos. In case you're not
the type of person who knows what GoAnimate is... hoo boy. Basically, it's
a drag-and-drop animation website infamous for the "grounded videos" that
people made with it, among other types of videos. It's this whole community
that I neither can explain nor want to explain. But I had somewhat of an
association with that community back in the day. On my YouTube channel,
I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video".
Typically an OS video is where some sort of hated character within the
GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a
user's computer, and the user has to deal with this OS until they eventually
find a way to "destroy" it. I made five of these videos. In chronological
order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X.
Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main channel, which is
unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character associated with the
GoAnimate community. When I made that video, it was a big transition for
my channel. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets, which
had been my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to
Allisima. All of my old videos were deleted, with the exception of my
"Barney Errors", which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video.
Basically, a Barney error is when a user's computer/console/whatever
session is interrupted by a "Barney Error", a message informing the user that
Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it's an
"important message". There's also a bomb that's placed in Barney's "lair",
the timer for which is displayed in the error. The user gets some amount of
"chances", and every time the device is turned off, the user looses a chance
and the time until the bomb explodes decreases. Eventually, the user turns
off the computer enough times that there are no more chances left, the bomb
explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can
range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having your
computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. I once made a
whole channel for Barney Errors, where I made about twenty of them before
quitting. After that, I eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I still made
Crap OS X, an OS video made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive
OS parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before
that, I also made one called "Atch OS" using my old Windows XP netbook.
I just checked to see if my old Weebly website still exists, since there's an
Atch OS download on there and I wanted to see if it dissapeared from
existence or not. Appearantly it does! I'm getting so much nostalgia from
this website. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making these
videos on a regular basis. I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now. I'm
kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it
everyday. I think I'm gonna stop writing for today. Bye! Hey, I'm back. Yes,
that hello wasn't original either, since I already said it once. Specifically,
after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that,
right? I hope you read through this whole thing instead of just picking a
random part (which just happened to be this part) and reading only a tiny bit.
Nah, I'm just kidding. Read this text however you want to, it doesn't matter
if you read this entire text from start to finish or not. I mean, I did put some
cringy stuff in here, as I keep mentioning. But it's on the Internet, and since
recently, on my homepage, so I know people are gonna read it. Really the
only reason I'm making this is because I have a weird obsession for writing
giant walls of text. Guess what? I just added translations of this LTE into
various conlangs on my website! But they're all very incomplete, and I
probably won't finish them ever... I mean, if I'm gonna finish any of them,
'twill probably be the Viesa translation since it's the easiest to do. Hey,
'twill's back! I remember the very beginnings of this LTE, when I first
mentioned 'twill. That was 40,000 characters ago. Appearantly I'm
measuring time with characters now. Hey, what's the average amount of text
I write per day in this LTE? The four month gap probably significantly
drops that amount. Let's see! The trouble is finding out when I started
writing this LTE, because I don't know the exact date. I'm just gonna
estimate that it was March 12, based on the amount of times I said
goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". It's not a very accurate
measurement, though, because sometimes I stop writing for the day without
saying goodnight. But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127
days. As of that previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE.
42,549 characters divided by 127 days equals about 335 characters per day.
That's not very much at all. To get an idea of how short that is, the first 335
characters of this LTE consist of about 64 words and 8 sentences. As I
predicted, the four months of no activity had a big impact on this number.
But what if we ignore the 4 month gap, which was from March 15 to July 9,
I've only been working on this LTE for ten days. 42,549 characters divided
by 10 days is about 4254 characters. That's much better. It might be that big
because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I said I wouldn't do it
every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. I think I
might even go a bit higher than yesterday. Let's do 15,000 characters! I have
zero life outside of this LTE, anyways, so I think I'll make it. As long as I
keep typing about random stuff for the entire day, I'll probably get past
15,000 easily. I think I'm insane. Literally all I do anymore is write this
LTE. My mom is almost certainly concered for me, because I was in my
room pretty much all of yesterday and my sister told her about how I'm
trying to write the longest text ever. But enough about my descent into
insanity for now. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today! This is
probably the most meta LTE in existence. Like I've said, I talk about the
LTE itself as much, if not more than anything else. By the way, if I were to
write as much as I did yesterday every day, I would reach my goal in just 15
days. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a goal
like that every day. I think I might end up doing it subconciously. I kinda
wanna convince some other people I know online to start their own LTE.
Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? They would probably all die
within a day, but at least I wouldn't be the only one writing an LTE in
2019... The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep
LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. That wasn't really that
long ago, but still, I don't think it's being updated anymore. Now let's do an
LTE Timeline! The original FlamingChickens LTE was probably started
sometime in 2004, and Hermnerps was started the same year. The
FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005, while the Hermnerps LTE actually
lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of 2004 were rather sparce.
The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last updated in 2015.
The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in March
2018. And of course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and is
still being updated today. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I think my LTE is the
only one still being updated. It would be nice if someone else was writing
their own LTE along with me. But 'twill be hard to convince other people to
waste their lives writing a useless wall of text. You never know, maybe an
LTE that stopped being edited years ago will come back from the dead. That
seems kind of unlikely though. Very strange fact incoming. A certain word
has not been used since the very beginning of this text. Ready to learn what
it is? I shouldn't tell you, actually. Of course, that would ruin it. Unless you
want me to ruin a really cool fact. Surely you wouldn't want that to happen.
Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably gonna end up using it again
someday or another. The word is "various". If you search for "various" in
this LTE, you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as here. And I was
gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the
first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". Kinda clever... I
guess? Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire
thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. My LTE isn't even
the longest yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is the longest, people will
be challenging themselves to read the entire thing. And maybe you're one of
them! Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my goal, in which
case you still have quite a bit to go. So I wish you luck on your Longest
Text Ever reading adventure! I've been talking about LTEs all day. For the
past 6,000 characters, in fact. I need to find something different to talk
about. But first, I just had an idea pertaining LTEs. I should compare this
LTE to the longest joke in the world! The longest joke in the world is
56,554 characters long, which is about how long I'm trying to get this LTE
by the end of today. So if I reach my goal today, this text will be longer than
the longest joke in the world! That's pretty cool. I would also be a quarter of
the way to my goal. But let's get back to finding something different to talk
about. I can't think of anything. My sister is singing a song about wanting
Subway. I will never understand her. What goes through her brain that
makes her decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I
really want Subway"? I don't get how her brain works. She also likes eating
paper. I asked her and appearantly she was perfectly okay with me writing
that in here. She probably thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. But she's
gonna be wrong! Eventually. Now she's asking me to write about how she
likes yogurt. "Because I didn't used to", she says. She's eating mango yogurt,
and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. Now I'm asking her what else I
should put in this text. She says I should write about how there's wild sage
where we live. Now she's having hot chocolate. She didn't ask me to write
that, but I told her I was going to write it and she said okay. My sister might
start her own Longest Text Ever, again. She says it will have only one word
repeated throughout the entire text. But I told her that it defeats the purpose
of an LTE. In the original FlamingChickens LTE, one of the very first things
that is written is "I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and
paste". Okay, I just made a webpage for her LTE (it's gonna be an actual
LTE this time). Stay tuned for "The Best Longest Text Ever", as she calls it.
I think it should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or
something, but whatever. She types really slow, but I hope her LTE will be
successful nonetheless. Warning: if you do go and read her LTE, she spoils
Spiderman: Far From Home at the very beginning, so be careful about that.
In fact, she's basically typing the entire plot of the movie. Well, that's one
way to increase your LTE's length, I guess. My sister is listening to her
terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. Well, she has her LTE page open,
but she's not writing anything and is singing instead. Actually, she's writing
stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. She's still writing the
entire plot. Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's
only been working on it for an hour. Plus she's a slow typer. She types
everything with one hand. It might take a while for her LTE to get to this
level. But assuming she keeps writing it and doesn't forget about it after
today, it'll get pretty long eventually. I still need to write 7,000 characters
today. My sister is watching a cringy video made by our old elementary
school. They became a French immersion school after I left. She found one
of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that video. It hurts me
to think about those days. My sister's LTE webpage has text now! Maybe I
should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I think I'll do that.
Boom, it is done. I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. There,
that's done as well. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. I still
have 5,000 characters to go (I was completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000
left to go), and there's not much left of the day. In retrospect, it was probably
a bad idea to make a goal for the day in the first place. After all, LTE
writing is supposed to be fun! Sort of. There's zero need to make
unneccesary deadlines. I think it just reduces the fun, as well as the part of
my life that isn't just writing huge walls of text. From here on out, I declare
character-per-day goals abolished. I will no longer make attempts to write a
certain amount in a single day. I should have listened to my past self, who
said not to do goals every day. But I didn't, and now I regret it. But
anyways, here's a fun fact about this LTE: excluding my upcoming usage,
the pronoun "he" is only used twice in this LTE, and they both refer to my
dad. On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used forty times! Almost all of
these refer to my sister. Only one refers to my mom. I guess I just really like
talking about the weird stuff my sister does. But not as much as being meta
and talking about my own LTE. Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the
fourteenth most common word in this text! That's insane. It's more common
than words you'd expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be",
"about", "was", and so on. I really need to talk about other things once in a
while. But since I have zero creativity, I always resort to talking about the
same topics. From what I've seen, most other LTEs are pretty diverse, but
mine isn't at all. Honestly, this is likely the most boring LTE to read. But my
absolute lack of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that way for a long
time. I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep. Maybe I'll be more creative by
tomorrow. Probably not. Anyways, goodnight. Hey, I'm back, and I don't
feel any more creative. But I did have a dream last night, so I'm gonna talk
about that. Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw
that someone made a video roasting Viesa. They talked about how you
shouldn't say "dog" in Viesa, because appearantly "deeg" is bad or
something? I don't know. Then they said the rule where W becomes V is
weird, but I don't remember the reason they said it. I didn't really care about
how they roasted my language. Then I watched a Minecraft video for
whatever reason, and then the dream ended. How do other LTE writers have
so many topics to talk about? All I ever talk about is either LTEs
themselves, or the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. There's no
diversity. I very rarely talk about anything else. And when I do, it's usually
about languages and lasts only a few sentences. There, I deleted it. Oh, you
don't have any context. Basically I wrote a bunch of depressing stuff, then I
decided to delete it all. I knew I was going to regret it later, in the same way
I regret writing all that stuff about furries. Not that I think there's anything
wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable
looking back on it. I'm not even into that stuff as much anymore. I don't
watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk about how much I want a fursuit/go to
a convention. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Okay, I'm
gonna stop talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret
talking about it in this text. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about
this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE
itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. It's especially been like that ever
since the four month gap. In fact, I barely talked about LTEs before that gap.
It's like I lost all my creativity after four months. You know what? I'm
officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you
decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING
FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN
RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO
THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! There, now I'm gonna try and forget that
half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. I will also try to avoid writing
about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. Let's celebrate the
End of Monotonous Topics (EMT) by talking about how we (my sister and
I) had lunch and did various other things with our grandpa! So grandpa
asked if we wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we
said yes. Then he picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had
lunch, went to a museum which was a house built in 1909 as well as the
town's first hospital, and got ice cream from what is appearently one of the
best ice cream places in the country, according to grandpa. So today was a
fun day. I'm gonna go now. Bye! Hey, I'm back. That's the fifth time I've
said that. I need to come up with more original... nah, whatever. Anyways, I
had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't remember
most of. All I remember is playing a keyboard at the store for some reason,
and that the dream ended with a random car horn. Oh, and there was
Minecraft involved in the beginning, which I'm pretty sure is becoming a
recurring theme in my dreams. I don't know why that happened, because I
rarely play Minecraft anymore. Do any of y'all remember the DVD
screensaver meme? That was one of my favorite memes. For those who
don't know what I'm talking about, many DVD players had this screensaver
where it was a DVD logo bouncing around the screen. The big moment that
everyone anticipates is when the logo hits the corner of the screen perfectly,
because, well, it's just so SATISFYING! I used to watch a livestream that
was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. And when it hit the
corner, it was a huge celebration for both me and everyone else watching. I
got so excited when the logo hit the corner. My computer's screensaver is
even still a DVD screensaver. But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I
don't have as much enthusiasm as I used to. I've just seen it too many times
for it to be exciting anymore. Plus, the meme isn't even a thing anymore. I
doubt that livestream is even still running. But you never know, so I'm
gonna check to see if it's still going. Oh wow, it is! That was the last thing I
expected to see in July 2019. But only four people are watching it, which
makes sense. The title now says "DVD Logo Screensaver For 1 Year", even
though it hasn't quite been going on for a year. But when it hits that point,
perhaps that's when it will finally end? It should have ended months ago, if
you ask me. Yup, I was right. There's a countdown on the livestream to
when it ends, and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds.
Wow, the corner hit and wall hit numbers are much bigger now. The most
corner hits I'd seen is around 1400 or so, but now it's at 4776! The wall hits
used to be in the hundred-thousands, now it's at over two and a half million!
Hello, I have returned. There, I came up with something original to say!
Anyways, I just combined every single LTE I know of (including this one)
and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki called "No Rules Wiki".
That wiki exactly as you would expect from the title. I found it a while ago,
and I thought it was about time I made a contribution, even if pasting over
half a million characters into a single article is breaking some rule... I've
been wanting to make Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. I think it's
long overdue at this point. Hey, I'm back again. These sections are getting
shorter and shorter each day. But oh well. I just discovered how much I like
the word "number". I don't know why, but it's just so fun to say! I think I've
liked that word ever since I was a toddler learning my numbers! I remember
thinking it was a fun word even back then. At that time I had two little
electronic toys: one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and
for letters. I'm pretty sure those were the colors. I also vaguely remember
having a fan that lit up and displayed custom messages. I haven't seen
anything like that since then. All I hear right now is Baby Shark being
blasted upstairs. You know that song, right? I don't know who doesn't know
it at this point. I can't think of a single person I've seen that doesn't know
what that song is. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't been writing as much
in this text. Looks like LTEs were all I could talk about. Oh well. How
many times have I said "oh well"? Probably a lot. About eight times, in fact.
I'm back again. I went a full day without writing anything into this LTE
yesterday! There were a lot of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like
writing. I could've written at least a little bit, but I didn't. Time for me to use
this LTE as my dream journal yet again! I had a dream where my domain
was "exin" (or something like that) instead of "whiletrue", so that was a
thing. I also had a dream where there was this game that I thought existed in
the real world, but it didn't. Dreams do that sometimes. I don't remember
much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? Also, I was in
a weird store where they had an... iCarly laptop? And a bunch of gift cards.
That's all I remember. For now, at least. My sister does not like synthwave.
She says "it's repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and
she doesn't like how it doesn't have lyrics. First of all, she's hypocritical
because she always listens to the same songs on repeat. And why does it
matter that it doesn't have words? Why does she think every single piece of
music in existence has to have words? YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR
OPINIONS THERE! (That was a reference to a cringy GoAnimator that no
one reading this will get, unless you came to this website from my YouTube
channel which you subscribed to during my OS video days). Anyways,
synthwave is objectively the best genre of music. I remember hearing
HOME - Resonance for the first time in a Discord voice chat, and it was
magical. I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. That was
how I got into synthwave. You know what my favorite color combination
is? Yellow text on a magenta background. Oh, and don't forget the Comic
Sans. That is just pure beauty right there. In fact, it's used in the first frame
(well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes
me love that video even more. We're at 60,000 characters, 1,000 sentences,
and 12,000 words! Weird how all those counts hit such round numbers in
one day, huh? I need to stick to the EMT, so I should stop talking about that.
My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. Her goal is to have three
buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much Lego. Have you noticed how
quickly I've been switching topics in this text? That's because I can't talk
about anything for a long time. That is, unless that thing is languages or
LTEs. I am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started
making a while back. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate
languages for some reason, then she ends up starting one. But of course, she
regained her hate and abandoned it. Now I'm the only one working on the
language. By the way, the language is called Lazay, which was the
successor to Zula, the first language we made together which is now deleted.
We started writing the language on paper, but then I started a Google Doc.
I'm sure the papers are still here somewhere. I'm just too lazy to find them.
I’m back again. I haven’t been ending these sections with goodbyes
recently. But whatever. We’re on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my
room. We’re listening to Queens of the Stone Age right now, and I’m just
waiting for “Fortress” to come on. I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up
half of the lyrics. It goes: Ванавар јак фиртрас кува, ма башег ђара, ја
сок. Try and translate that! The song is playing now. I like this song. We’re
back from IKEA now. Actually, we’ve been home for hours now, and we’ve
already built the dresser. My computer crashed (but don’t worry, I started
writing this in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google Chrome won’t
open. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. I’m gonna sleep now.
Goodnight! Hello, I'm back. My sister is brushing my back with a hairbrush,
and I don't know why. I asked her what I should write about (because I have
zero creativity), and she said I should write about that. I'm gonna type
whatever comes to my head now. Hi, I'm a boring human being who has
zero creativity whatsoever and still happens to be writing an LTE. Isn't that
insane? How could this be? Nobody knows, and nobody will ever know. It
is a strange mystery that has yet to be solved. Hmm, I wonder if I should go
and eat pancakes now? I'm so random right now. In fact, there's an entire
subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. You should check it out! I mean, you
don't really have to, but it would be nice if you did. I use Reddit a lot, but I
only use it for language-related stuff. Well, I make posts in language-related
subreddits, but the non-language subs that I look at are ones that I don't post
anything to, because I know nothing about literally anything that isn't
languages. And heck, I don't even know much about languages! I only make
English codes and call them "conlangs". Sort of. I usually don't actually call
them conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. I speak Viesa as if it were
a real language, but it simply is not. Why did I make Viesa in the first place?
Well, you see, it all started out as a joke for April Fools' Day. I called it "the
new universal language", despite it literally being a cipher of English.
What!? A cipher of English being a universal language? How silly! What a
funny joke, right? Maybe? Somewhat? Anyways, I then made a SECOND
VERSION! DUN DUN DUN! This second version had CLICKY SOUNDS
which, spoiler alert, dissapear in the next version of Viesa. Sad, right? RIP
CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! I also added WACKY
GRAMMAR STUFF and PRONOUNS! WOAH! How crazy! Then I made
the next version: VERSION 3.0! This version added CYRILLIC! (you
know, that alphabet the Russians use, as well as the Serbs, whose version of
the Cyrillic alphabet I stole for Viesa. Hehehe!) And that's the entire history
of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! Do you like how I capitalized "Zany"
there? Aren't capital letters so cool? They let you YELL AND SCREAM
AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! They add EXCITEMENT! And most of
all, they let you capitalize words like This. lowercase letters are also cool.
without them, we'd all be yelling and screaming all the time. That would be
pretty tiring, wouldn't it? I see two water bottles. One is empty, while the
other still has some water in it. The empty one is blue, and the one with the
water is pink. I should also mention that the blue one is mine, while the pink
one is my sister's. I got that water bottle because I lost my other one at
school. But GUESS WHAT? I FOUND IT IN THE LOST AND FOUND!
Wow! Now I had two water bottles. How Wacky and Crazy and Zany and
Bizzare and all those adjectives that perfectly describe this epic moment!
Wow, writing your mind is a great way to increase your LTEs length!
Before I was actually THINKING about what I was writing. But now I
barely do, and it's greatly improving my LTE! Except the overuse of capital
letters might throw the reader off guard a little because of how sparingly I've
used them in the past, but oh well. I could fix it, but I don't feel like it. I
want to continue writing, but I need to sleep now. Goodnight! Hi, I'm back
again. My computer crashed AGAIN, and I was ignorant enough to not save
my work, so that means I have to start this part of the text all over again.
That's quite unfortunate. But did I mention that my Google Chrome is
working again? That's the good news. It's good news because Google
Chrome has all my logins, websites, and stuff like that. Hopefully you know
what I mean when I say that. Maybe you do, maybe you don't. I don't even
know what I mean right now! I'm probably insane right now. Especially
since I'm writing this right now, as I have been for about 18 days minus the
four month gap... I think. I hope I did that right. As I've said before, I'm bad
at math. My sister just read the entirety of what I've written today for some
reason. My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm
evil". She IS evil if she wants my computer to crash. At least I'll have this
section saved. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence!
Including this one. And this one. Also this one. I think you get the point
now. My sister keeps typing into this LTE without my consent, and I keep
having to delete it all. It's pretty annoying. Hey, flashback to when I said
that way at the beginning of this text! You know, the part where I talk about
the Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. You know what else is said a hundred
something times (in this LTE)? The letter J. So far it's been used 115 times
in this LTE. That's your Interesting LTE Fact of the Day! Well, not really
"daily", but whatever. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of
starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing
that. But one person decided not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used
it at the beginning of this story. And that person is ME! The end. Wasn't that
a lovely story? You're probably not thinking that. Again, I'm not creative in
any way whatsoever. That's why I don't usually write stories and instead
write giant walls of text full of meaningless information, like the one and
only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever that you're reading right now.
Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it has
been a while" and the EMT. That's the most boring part of the LTE! 90% of
it is just me talking about LTEs themselves. How uninteresting is that? Very
uninteresting. Penguins. What are they? I don't know. What am I even
writing right now? I haven't a clue. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue"
like that? Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't
my keys". Who says that? Nobody, that's who. And yet "I haven't a clue" is
an actual thing I've heard people say. Anyways, AFRICA! That was
random, but let's discuss it anyway. Africa is a well-known song by Toto.
It's a good song. I can kinda sorta play it on piano? Maybe? I don't know.
Another song I can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. You
know, the Shrek song? Anyways, I once made a video called "All Star but
it's played on a Sesame Street piano" and it got almost a million views. It's
been stuck at 900,000 for what seems like forever now. I'm gonna check to
see if it's at a million now. I doubt it, though. Nope, still at 926,000 views.
And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. It had a good run though.
My sister is chugging applesauce. She thinks she's epic because of it. I don't
know anymore. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this
point. It's strange. Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence.
When was the last time I added to this? I think it was somewhere in July. So
yeah, it’s been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The end of the
decade is approaching fast. I’m a bit excited, because I’ll have significant
memories from more than just one decade! My earliest significant memories
started in Kindergarden, which was in 2010. This means that I only really
remember one decade. But now that an entirely new decade is coming up,
I’ll be able to remember another! Part of me feels like I shouldn’t be excited
over this, since the boundaries between years is arbitrary, and a decade is 10
years only because we count in base 10, so if we counted in base 12 or
something, a decade would be 12 years long. That was kind of a run-on
sentence, but I don’t really feel like making this text perfect, anyway. Have
you heard of the Library of Babel? libraryofbabel.info is a website
containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space,
comma, and period. The library is divided into hexagonal chambers. Each
hex contains four walls. Each wall contains three shelves. Each shelf
contains 32 volumes. Each volume contains 410 pages of 3200 characters
each. Everything you could ever say or write is on this website. Even this
LTE! See for yourself: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte. Okay,
that’s only the first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in
the library! In fact, here’s the next bit:
https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1. It’s split up into about 20
different pages. I don’t feel like putting links to all of them here. It also
removes punctuation that the library doesn’t use, like the exclamation point,
question mark, colon, and so on. But it’s pretty mind-blowing stuff, if you
ask me. If you try and browse the library yourself though, you probably
won’t find much more than total gibberish. It’s crazy to think that
everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by
meaningless strings of letters and punctuation.