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The Ratchet 05 - Read Me
The Ratchet 05 - Read Me
A lockdown special from the publishers of The Road Rat Price: Free Issue No5 May(ish)
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Prophets have power, even t’s the twenty-sixth May 1st together what was really going
since 1994. The first still has through Senna’s mind in that
over death, and the visonary a heart-wrenching vivacity to last season, in those last few
outlook of Ayrton Senna is it that time hasn’t mellowed days, in the last few minutes of
as pertinent now as it was one bit, for me. I spoke to so his precious life.
many people and sifted through The pressure was already on,
on this day 26 years ago. a hundred accounts of the Imola going into the season, courtesy
Words: Manish Pandey weekend as I tried to piece of an FIA reprimand for a
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fast food
balsamic vinegar. Enzo loved
food, and this was the sort of Music for the first Beach Boy to go solo.
Sure enough, and despite warm
thing he had eaten most days reviews, 1977’s Pacific Ocean Blue
How to eat (what else is there of his life in the private room the open didn’t sell, but like so many
to do?) like il Commendatore at the back of Il Cavallino, the great albums its underground
By Richard Williams @rwilliaims1947
restaurant opposite his factory
gates, often with his drivers or Road status blossomed over the years.
It sounds like a lost Seventies
engineers, or in the evenings classic, a million miles from the
To celebrate his 90th birthday, at the Hotel Reale, close to his Dennis Wilson, Beach Boys breezy harmonies,
Enzo Ferrari invited all his home in Modena. ‘River Song’ funky and soulful in places,
employees to a lunch in the The history of Zampone di bruised and mournful in
By Jason Barlow @jasonbarlowuk
factory building at Maranello. Modena goes back to the 16th others. But always heart-
No journalists were invited. No century, when the town was stoppingly beautiful.
sponsors. No executives from besieged by the army of Pope ‘They say I live a fast life. Maybe It opens with River Song, a
Fiat, the majority shareholders Julius II, forcing its starving I just like a fast life. I wouldn’t gospel-tinged epic fashioned
in the company. Just the inhabitants to create a dish give it up for anything in the around a gorgeous piano motif,
1,742 people representing the from scraps and leftovers. It is world. It won’t last forever, whose yearning for bucolic
generations of workers to whom a boned-out pig’s trotter filled either. But the memories will.’ release is somehow contained
he felt closest. with minced pork: lean meat, So wrote Dennis Wilson in within just 3mins 44 seconds.
When they sat down together belly, back skin and fat, boiled the sleeve notes for the Beach Wilson sounds at once broken
at tables for 12 on February together and seasoned with Boys 1964 album All Summer yet alive to the possibilities, All in the detail: the
18, 1988, having welcomed the white pepper, nutmeg, cloves, Long. The self-confessed black strung-out but determined to perfect brew is just
like the perfect lap
arrival of their legendary boss cinnamon, cumin and garlic sheep of the three Wilson strike out for something better.
with a long round of applause,
they were served a typical local
So, ask a butcher to prepare
your Zampone and serve it
brothers, Dennis was also the
only one who actually lived the
‘You’ve got to do it, do it, do
it/you’ve got to run away…’ quick I’m a process guy – even
with my driving. It’s why I
menu: tortellini, followed sliced on a bed of lentils. Then lifestyle so eloquently hymned he sings as the song fades, but love testing. With coffee it’s
by roast beef, succeeded by
zampone – the pork dish that is
wash down with Lambrusco,
the region’s sparkling red wine,
by his genius brother: the surf,
the Californian girls and,
Dennis could only run for
so long. He drowned in
COFFEE the same – the detail. Getting
the weight just right, to the
as much a speciality of Modena, a favourite with Ferrari of course, the cars. But he December 1983, aged just 39. From bean to cup with the 10th of a gram. Monitoring
his home town, as its celebrated mechanics down the ages. didn’t always exercise perfect precision of a racing driver temperature and humidity
judgement. Famously, he got to get the grind right for
mixed up with Charles Manson, – just don’t rush it extraction; under extracted
introducing him to key late- By Marino Franchitti @MFranchitti it’ll taste sour (the water moves
Sixties Hollywood scenesters. through too quickly), over
(It didn’t end well.) He also It came from cycling. Mark extracted will be bitter. Same
starred alongside James Taylor Webber said to go to the with the milk – you have to
in 1971 road movie Two-Lane Espresso Lounge in Tring introduce the bubbles at the
Blacktop, and generally lived life when I was out riding. The right temperature then texture
bouncing off the rev limiter. coffee was amazing. it to the right temperature too.
Rock’n’roll’s unholy demons My brother went to Aron, There’s pleasure in getting it
had their wicked way with him, the owner, to get me the same right, sure, but seeing others
and he was sadly complicit. make of machine he uses for enjoy their coffee is the best
So expectations weren’t my 40th. It’s a Fracino; a thing. That’s what I miss at
Zampone served exactly
as Enzo demanded high when Dennis became properly analogue thing. the moment.
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REMEMBRANCE
OF THINGS PAST
The EN5-2A towards Lagoa on São Miguel island
in the Azores. A serene landscape by Leo Cackett
@LEOCACKETT
– and a stark contrast with the dust and drama he
captured in his NASCAR study for Issue Four.
Camera: Canon 5d
mark4Lens: 35mm f1.4
Exp: 1/1000 sec; ISO 100
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“I’m notoriously shambolic in my planning. This is partly because I believe editorial excellence and creativity can’t wonderful Stephen Bayley confirmed there was
be locked down. This can often piss-off Guy because he likes to iterate and evolve an idea, just as he does with the substance in the idea and he filed the first of many
rest of Coldplay, but I enjoy the thrill of serendipity. We did not originally plan to run a story on how the Nazi-era outstanding pieces for The Road Rat – two more of
Auto Unions influenced Audi’s design language around the time of the fall of the Berlin Wall. But a conversation which will feature in the upcoming Issue Five.”
with ex-Ford (and Audi) design supremo J Mays — as frank as ever — alerted me to this fact. A quick call to the Michael Harvey @mikeyharvey
LUNAROSSA/CARLO BORLENGHI
HARRY KH
The New York Yacht Luna Rossa are the The America’s Cup was
Club – the Ferrari of the ‘Challenger of Record’, so a British idea. They’ve
America’s Cup help make the rules never won it in 169 years
wildly and absurdly wealthy teams were due to take to the prototype for a new kind of a fan of catamarans — bella for Mercedes F1 expertise now
americas alpha males. Just look at the
names; Vanderbilt, JP Morgan,
water for the first time last
weekend in a warm up event,
America’s Cup, with locked-in
rules and reduced costs, a kind
figura and all that. Yet the
foiling revolution introduced
via the team’s Mercedes-Benz
Applied Science division.
Lipton, Sopwith, Ted Turner, but didn’t. Even with the waters of old-school F1-on-water. (The first in the America’s Cup of Eighteen ex-Merc F1 team
cup & F1 Alan Bond, Larry Ellison,
Swiss-pharma gazillionaire
off Cagliari, Sardinia your
stadium, the pandemic will
idea lives on in the ‘Sail GP’
series, with near identical boats
2013 had introduced a modish
‘adrenalin sports’ element the
members are now working
across disciplines at Ainslie’s
What the rich man buys Ernesto Bertarelli and shut you down. A second event to those of the 35th Cup). The appeal of which was impossible Portsmouth base on the second,
petro-chem unimaginable- due in Portsmouth this summer Kiwi entry beat the defending to ignore. So, with its strings evolution boat which will
when he has absolutely onaire and Britain’s richest has also been cancelled. American team in Bermuda quite probably pulled by compete the preliminaries and
everything else (including man, Jim Ratcliffe. The 36th America’s Cup thanks to a simple, clever the Italians, the Kiwi’s hopefully final competition
The last two are of interest proper is due to take place in technical advantage much like announced that next year’s in its truncated form that will
a share of Aston Martin) to Ratchet readers who’ve Aukland, New Zealand next Ross Brawn’s team did in F1 in Cup would be compered in take place in Aukland between
By Michael Harvey @mikeyharvey maybe not given much thought March. The venue is always the 2009. Only there was no time 75ft monohulls — but 75ft November and March.
T
to the America’s Cup before. choice of the defending team for the other teams to copy it. monohulls that also foiled. It’s thought that the wildly
here is, in the next Road Bertarelli was the backer of as — remarkably — is the spec All the hydraulic power It’s an abiding memory of different designs of the four,
Rat a different take on the unlikely two-time winning for the boats. This was rarely on the 50ft, hydro-foiling, mine during the 35th cup of first-generation boats will
Aston Martin, its current Swiss (think about it) boat a controversy until 1988 when wing-sailed catamarans had chasing Ainslie’s Land Rover converge a little as they evolve,
troubles and hopeful Alinghi. He’s also just invested the Americans brought a gun to to come from the crew, via boat in a 750bhp RIB — and but also that Ainslie’s slap-
exit from. At its centre in Aston Martin. Ratcliffe a knife fight and turned up in hand-cranked pumps. Given witnessing the sailing boat sided hull has an aerodynamic
is of course the character of meanwhile, under his Ineos in a small catamaran to trounce the boats could sail at speeds pull away. The new boats, advantage. His foils are being
Lawrence Stroll, the Canadian business flag bought out the massive 90ft monohull over 50mph — yes, fifty miles bigger and at 6.5tonnes heavier developed and manufactured
rag-trade billionaire hitherto entirely Sir Ben Ainslie’s Land entered by challenging nation an hour — the more hydraulic are just as fast. Ainslie’s has next to Lewis Hamilton’s
known as ‘Lance’s Dad’. The Rover-sponsored team two New Zealand. It ended up in power the more control and the swapped Land Rover support furloughed W11. Advantage
thesis is that Aston Martin’s years ago. He’s also a backer of court, as the competition has Kiwi’s figured if the crews legs enough for the
problem is its ambition; that Mercedes’ F1 team. Mercedes F1 done many times since — a were more powerful than their UK team to win
realistically it can never be team boss, Toto Wolff also just far call from the original arm, then why not give them the Cup for the
Ferrari and that its real role in bought in to Aston. The two ‘friendly competition between pedal-powered cranks. They first time ever?
history is as a rich man’s vanity worlds are colliding. nations’ envisaged by the Royal sailed away from everyone. Who knows, but
project — Brown, Livanos, That shouldn’t be any Yacht Squadron of Cowes, The complication was that come March next
Gauntlett and now Stroll. “It’s surprise. America’s Cup yachts England in 1851. the Kiwi’s were backed by the year one insanely
just like,” I said to the story’s are today as sophisticated as Next year’s event has yet to Italians who had flounced rich man or
writer in a blinding moment of any F1 car and just about as see any court action but is no out of the competition earlier another will no
CFD Engineer Max
INEOS TEAM UK
clarity, “the America’s Cup.” expensive to run. The latest less controversial. The 35th after a rule change. Now the Starr working on the
doubt have felt his
The America’s Cup is the generation of boats from the Cup took place in Bermuda Italian effort, led by Prada boss Team INEOS UK race money very
ultimate vanity project for US, Italian, Kiwi and British in 2017. It was meant to be a Patrizio Bertelli has never been yacht ‘Britannnia’ well spent.
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