September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 1

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Volume 27, No. 9 September 2008
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From the Desk

Larry Kall, 76 Results of
of President Special Election
George By Isabelle Scherel, Elections Chair
Loewenstein A special election was held Friday, August 1, 2008, from
8:00 to 9:00 a.m. Delegates came to cast their votes to fill three
empty officers positions.
George Loewenstein retained his Presidency with 104 votes.
It is with deep sorrow that we learned of the passing of Larry
Second was David Israel with 90 votes; third was Phyllis
Kall. He served UCO for many years. During my tenure as
Richland with 51 votes.
President, he served as Chairman of the Cable Committee and
the Transponder Committee. We will miss his reports, which The two Vice President positions went to Jerry Karpf with 107
were always spiced up with his great sense of humor. Larry votes and close behind was Ken Davis with 96 votes. Following
will be greatly missed by all of us. We pray that his family will was Bob Marshall — 82 votes; Howard Silver — 73 votes;
Larry passed away on Claudette LaBonte — 72 votes; and Marcia Ziccardy — 27 votes.
know no more sorrow.
August 5, 2008. Larry was A special thanks to Randy Borchardt for his excellent help
I would like to report that Channel 63 is now being manned
President of Village Mu- in assisting our committee during the election process.
by Vice President Ken Davis as Chairman and Ed Black. They
tual and a member of the Below are the Associations who did not vote:
are actively seeking to expand their committee of two.
UCO Executive Board. • ANDOVER D-E-G-H-I-J
There has been a lot of discussion that UCO should be run
He was also Chairman of • BEDFORD B-C-H-I
as a business with a paid manager. Pat Blunck has been mis-
the Transponder Commit- • BERKSHIRE A-C-E-G-H-I
named when we referred to him as our property manager. Ac-
tee, Chairman of the • CAMBRIDGE G
tually, his license is that of a CAM (Community Association
Cable Committee, Presi- • CAMDEN A-F-G-I-M-N
Manager). His services to UCO are varied and include, but are
dent of the Board of the • CANTERBURY B-C-G-H-J-K
not limited to:
Somerset Area and Presi- • CHATHAM J-S-U
• advice on contracts and agreements between UCO and sub-
dent of Somerset B. • COVENTRY F-G-K
contractors
He served on many • DORCHESTER K
• advice regarding supervision of onsite personnel
committees in the past. • EASTHAMPTON A-B-C-E
• advice on correspondence between boards and unit owners,
Among them: Lighting • HASTINGS D-E-F-H
contractors, etc.
Committee, Ombudsman • KENT B-E-I-J-L-M
• establishing specifications for obtaining and evaluating bids
and Infrastructure Com- • NORWICH C-D-H
• advising the board on significant legislation, financial prac-
mittees. • OXFORD 300
tices, including preparation of UCO’s annual budget.
He also was a certified • KINGSWOOD C-F
• maintenance of physical facilities
instructor and Supervising • NORTHAMPTON G-H-J-L-O
These are just a few of the duties of Pat. There are many
Zone Coordinator of • SALISBURY C-D-E-G
more. From this day forward, he shall be referred to by his
AARP Driver Safety Pro- • SHEFFIELD A-B-D-E-F-H-I-O
proper title — Community Association Manager (a property
gram in Palm Beach • SOMERSET C-J
and business manager all rolled into one).
County. • STRATFORD D-G-H
I would be remiss if I did not take this opportunity to thank
He will be sorely • SUSSEX B-D-I-J
the Delegates who voted me back into office. In the interest of
missed by the residents • WALTHAM A-B-G
peace and harmony, we will select the most qualified volun-
here in Century Village. • WELLINGTON A
teers to chair our committees, without considering who voted
• WINDSOR A-D-F-G-I-L-O-Q-R o
for whom and why.
Lastly, our office building is moving along nicely, with elec-
trical and plumbing work in progress at the moment. Plastridge
Agency plans to sponsor the refreshments at our grand open-
Delegate Meeting
ing, hopefully scheduled for mid-October. As always, we will
keep you up to date. o
Fri., Sept. 5, 2008, 9:30 am, Clubhouse Theater

The latest photo of the new UCO Building. Photo by Ken Davis.
Page 2 THE UCO REPORTER September 2008
At the Delegate
Assembly
Betty Lapidus
]August 1, 2008
Elections — had taken
place this morning from 8 to 9
a.m. We are waiting for the
results.
This Session of the Delgate
Assembly Was Opened — by
V.P. Frank Cornish at 9:30 a.m.
in our auditorium.
Attendance: There was a
quorum of 181 seated Del-
egates. Pat Blunck, our LCAM
(Licensed Community
Association Manager), was
present.
Pledge of Allegiance: Led
by Al McLaughlin, was recited
by all present.
Minutes — had been dis-
tributed and read. A correction
was made and duly noted.
Motion to accept corrected
minutes by George Franklin,
seconded by Roberta Fromkin
— passed.
V.P. Cornish greeted all.
Committee Reports
Insurance Committee:
Dan Gladstone reported on
additional prices for our insur-
ance and announced that there
will be an open meeting this
afternoon at 3 p.m. in the Mu-
sic Room.
Maintenance: Jerry Karpf
reported that the next meeting
is scheduled for September 9
in Room C.
Transportation: Claudette
LaBonte reported that there
will be changes made in the
bus schedules. Please note
these changes. She then re-
ported on trying to get better
prices for gasoline for our
buses. Please read her column
in the upcoming UCO Re-
porter.
Safety Committee: George
Franklin announced that if you
have any safety issues, please
write them up with your name
and address and drop them off
at the UCO office. He will re-
spond to your questions. He
also reported that next Thurs-
Special Phone Numbers
for Residents
Guest Entry (automated) ..............689-1759
Security (talk/emergency) ............689-0432
Clubhouse: Main..........................640-3120
UCO Office..................................683-9189
UCO Reporter .... 683-9336 • Fax 683-2830
Library
Committee
By Dot Loewenstein
Several people asked me
where my article was in the
August issue. Perhaps I forgot
to write it, or there was noth-
ing special to say.
This month, however, our
Clubhouse Library was closed
day and Friday, August 7 and on July 21. There were four of
8, you can meet the local Po- us who volunteered to clear
litical Candidates here in C.V. out some items that had been
CERT: There will be a table there so long they were start-
at the Health Fair on 8/6/08 in ing to smell. With the coopera-
the Party Room. tion and encouragement of
Transponders: Larry Kall Anita Cruz, the entire mainte-
reported that the arm equip- nance crew came to help. They
ment at the Haverhill Gate has brought huge yellow recycle
been hit by lightning and re- bins (four of them!) and as we
paired and then it was hit by a filled them, they transported
motorist and repaired again. them to the recycle area on the
Cable: Larry reported that side of the building. Addition-
in order to get digital channels, ally, they provided large gar-
it will be necessary to get a bage cans on wheels, and into
Comcast Converter Box at a these went magazines and
price of $3.41 per month, per many jigsaw puzzles that had
unit, for each TV set in your missing pieces.
apartment. For details, please At that point, the shelves
see his column in the UCO were less than full, and the
Reporter. In depth discussion maintenance crew began re-
followed regarding direct TV moving every single book
equipment. from every single shelf! Then
Community Relations they cleaned the shelves,
Committee: Ted Silverman vacuumed the floor, and
reported that to honor our Cen- shampooed the carpet. The
tenarians living in CV, we will smell in there now is lovely
have a party for them on Oc- and everything sparkles.
tober 24 in the Party Room. Somehow, magically, new
We have 16 residents who are books have appeared already,
100 years of age. For details, and the shelves are being re-
please see his column in the filled once again. The nice
UCO Reporter. He then re- thing about this is that we
ported that should we have a have a great turnover of in-
ventory and there’s always
hurricane, ice trucks will be
here to help us. something new, and perhaps
Phyllis Richland — an- exciting, to explore.
nounced that we owe apprecia-
Continued on page 3
tion to V.P. Frank Cornish,
who has been doing a great job
during this period of transition.
Lights Out: All of a sud-
den there was a flash of lights
Open Meetings
and noise in the auditorium. DATE: DAY:
All the electricity and lights 08/22/08 Friday
were cut off. 08/26/08 Tuesday
We were advised to calmly 08/28/08 Thursday
proceed to the exits and to va- 09/02/08 Tuesday
cate the building as soon as 09/05/08 Friday
possible. 09/05/08 Friday
At this point, the meeting 09/05/08 Friday
was adjourned. 09/09/08 Tuesday
We all complied with the 09/09/08 Tuesday
advice to vacate the building, 09/10/08 Wednesday
and departed approximately 09/11/08 Thursday
10:20 a.m. o 09/15/08 Monday
09/16/08 Tuesday
09/17/08 Wednesday
09/25/08
09/29/08
Thursday
Monday
09/30/08
10/01/08
Tuesday
Wednesday
10/03/08 Friday
10/03/08 Friday
10/03/08 Friday
10/09/08 Thursday
10/30/08 Thursday
Please note: These dates are subject to change.
Transportation
Claudette
LaBonte
I first want to thank the near Duck Island. She will
Transportation Committee for consult with her legal counsel
agreeing to return for a con- and get back to us. For further
tinuation meeting. We had information on this subject,
much to do and they went please refer to her article.
home with homework. I also Now back to the subject of
had been given homework GAS. We have met with the
from our Treasurer, Dorothy owner of the Chevron gas sta-
Tetro, who brought the recent tion at the corner of Military
gas bill to my attention. Un- and Community. They in-
believable! formed us that they have a gen-
Gas prices are our enemy erator which will be needed
and the committee has worked during hurricanes in order to
diligently trying to eliminate refuel. They also will set up a
overlapping routes and what special lane for our buses dur-
can be done to save money ing and immediately after hur-
with minimal impact on ser- ricanes so they do not have to
vice. They submitted their rec- wait in line with the cars for
ommendations and the fuel. The best part is we will
analysis of the information be paying pump price less five
will begin. The results will be cents per gallon on our usage
presented at the next Transpor- of approximately 3,000 to
tation Meeting on Monday, 3,500 gallons per month.
August 18, 1:30 p.m. at the You are probably receiving
Clubhouse (usually in Class- this publication after my re-
room B, but check with desk). turn. However, I will be gone
On a positive note, it was until August 17, so if you have
voted to zig-zag through the left any messages and have not
streets of Camden and received a call back, please be
Windsor. We already have patient and I will make every
stops in the area but going this effort to call upon my return.
way makes it a continuous run. Driver of the month is
The start date will be pub- Archange Darius. o
lished later as two benches
No person shall be
must be moved and additional
stop signs must be installed. permitted to occupy a
We discussed with Anita unit without a certificate
Cruz of WPRF Inc. the possi- of approval per Florida
bility of overnight parking statute 718.
TIME: MEETING: LOCATION:
01:00 p.m. Safety Room B
10:00 a.m. Operations Classroom C
10:00 a.m. Officers Classroom B
01:00 a.m. Executive Board Room A
09:30 a.m. Delegates Theater
01:00 p.m. Editorial Music Room
02:00 p.m. Security Classroom B
09:30 a.m. Irrigation/Infrastructure Channel 63
10:00 a.m. Maintenance Room C
10:00 a.m. Beautification Room A
10:00 a.m. Community Relations Room B
01:30 p.m. Transportation Room B
10:00 a.m. Operations Room C
10:00 a.m. Budget Room C
10:00 p.m.
01:00 p.m.
Officers
Executive Board
Room B
Room A
Closed
Closed
Rosh Hashana
Rosh Hashana
UCO Office
UCO Office
09:30 a.m. Dels Vote on Budget Theater
01:00 p.m. Editorial Music Room
02:00 p.m. Security Room B
Closed Yom Kippur UCO Office
10:00 a.m. Officers Room B
 September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 3

Frankly Speaking
Vice President
Frank J. Cornish
Many Villagers have ex-
pressed their gratitude to me,
for “picking up the pieces.” As
you know, the daily operations
of UCO did not stop due to the
President and Senior Vice
Presidents’ resignation at the
close of the Delegates’ Meet-
ing on July 11th. Their state-
ments have appeared in
August’s edition of the Re-
porter, while mine did not
make the deadline.
Without the assistance and
co-operation of the several
other individuals, whose sole
interest is the welfare of this
community, nothing would
have been accomplished.
The results of the August 1st
Elections are noted elsewhere.
The Delegates cast their votes,
re-electing the former Presi-
dent, who tendered his resig-
nation, following the over-
whelming rejection of his
interpretation of “Open Meet-
ings” at the July 11th meeting,
and yet less one month later,
he was re-elected, by a slim
majority.
As always, the majority
rules and I would like to reas-
sure you of the commitment I
made when first I ran for this
office.
I am only “beholden” to
you, my goal is to bring unity,
sanity and sound business
practices back to the Village,
where it belongs. To that end,
I will work with whomever is
part of the equation.
As always, I can be reached
during business hours at the
UCO Office. o
Clubhouse Library
Continued from Page 2
We have moved the Biog-
raphy (green dots) section to
the back right, next to the plas-
tic magazine rack. Green la-
bels are being identified with
the first letter of the name of
the person written about, such
as “R” for Roosevelt, regard-
less of the author’s name.
The History (blue dots)
section has also been moved
to the back left. We’ve
moved the remaining jigsaw
puzzles to the bottom shelves
in various bookcases, be-
cause many people were un-
able to reach them at the tops
of the bookcases. In fact, we
have cleaned all the tops of
all the bookcases, so the only
things remaining are various
items of art.
Untouched were the For-
eign Languages, which are
being maintained by other vol-
unteers. New signs are posted,
and a section has been identi-
fied as Trade Novels. These
appear to resemble paper-
backs, but are taller, and in a
different category, called Trade
by librarians. o
Investigations
David Frankel
Louise Gerson
Did you know that we have
a group of dedicated and
knowledgeable volunteers
who come in every day and
work in the Investigation De-
partment?
David Frankel, Louise
Gerson, Henri Kalma, Charlie
Schecter, Jack Spund and
Sandy Levine are our regulars.
Abe Malawski and Nora
Consigli are snowbirds and
Cynthia Kronish fills in at a
moment’s notice when
needed. Each and every one of
us went through months of
training and if there are any
questions we do not hesitate to
request legal advice.
Everyone should be 55 or
older as this is a Senior Com-
munity under HUD.
When reports come back,
we look them over and ana-
lyze them. Then we tell the
Association the results. It is
up to the Association to ac-
cept or reject someone with a
troubled financial or criminal
background.
UCO Investigations do not
make decisions for the Asso-
ciations. It is up to the Associa-
tion bylaws and board.
If you reject an application
with good reason, we will
send everything to our Attor-
ney to see if he legally agrees
with you.
Please keep all Confiden-
tial Investigation Enve-
lopes in a secure locked
place and keep them indefi-
nitely. You never know when
the State will check for dis-
crimination! o

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Page 4 THE UCO REPORTER September 2008
Your Theater
Claudette
LaBonte
Where was I last month re-
garding the “Sleeper of the
Month”? All accolades but no
name of the performer. It was
Josie O’Donnell for the month
of June. How can I expect you
to remember a name if I don’t
give it to you?
Regarding the sleeper for
July, I don’t really have one
as I was away for some of the
shows. If I don’t see them all,
I don’t want to be unfair to
the performances I missed.
There also will be no
“Sleeper” for August as I will
miss two shows.
In the meantime, here is
what you can see for Sep-
tember:
• Sat., Sept. 6, 8:00 p.m. —
Adam Leslie
• Sat., Sept. 13, 7:00 p.m. —
Jessie Hoffinan
The Century Village Orchestra is
looking for musicians to fill our string sec-
tion (violin, viola, cello and bass). We also
need French horn, percussion, bassoon play-
ers and an associate conductor. Call Rickie
at 683-0869 for more information.
☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺
• Sat., Sept. 20, 8:00 p.m. —
Michael Rapposelli
• Thu., Sept. 25, 8:00 p.m. —
Cavendish Presents
• Sat., Sept. 27, 8:00 p.m. —
Sound Trax Singers
I am sorry I do not have the
bios yet as the article is being
submitted prior to my leaving
on vacation. Further informa-
tion is provided in the monthly
folder, Happenings, which can
be picked up at the ticket of-
fice in the Clubhouse.
Please note that shorts are
not permitted in the theater on
show nights and for the Satur-
day night dances.
Check your ticket for the
start of the theater perfor-
mance, as there is no admit-
tance 10 minutes after the start
of the show.
See you at the Theater. o
Did You Know
That...
...bulls do not see red, they From the
are colorblind; they react to the
waving cape? Listening Post
**********
...for the very first Thanks- Syd Kronish
giving dinner, the pilgrims and
Indians did not eat turkey, but
seafood?
**********
A couple of months ago, I New York.
...Rutherford B. Hayes’ wife
listed a number of “remem- Here are more of my lovable
was the first “first lady” to be
brances,” or memories, of memories:
so-called?
what we loved not too many • Men wore straw hats in the
**********
years ago. summertime (only)
...Kirk Douglas owned the
I asked readers if they had • Women wore hats and
movie rights to One Flew
any to add to our lists. Here’s gloves in all seasons
Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and
one from Madeline Tolish: • Children walked to school
gave them to son Michael to
Every New Yorker who re- • Shoe repair shops fixed
produce?
sided in any of the five bor- “worn out” shoes
**********
oughs during our era will • Tickets for New York ball
...the song Take Me Out to
remember Mayor Fiorello parks cost 50¢ for bleach-
the Ball Game was written
LaGuardia gathering the chil- ers, $1.10 for grandstands
in 1908?
dren around the radio while • Times Square restaurants:
**********
he read the Sunday comic Childs, Horn & Hardart and
...when you visit a web site,
strips to them. (My father, Toffenetti’s
it records the name of your
who was a baker in Brooklyn, • Unforgettable movies:
server, the city and state you
had the pleasure of baking Humphrey Bogart in The
live in, the last site you visited,
Mayor LaGuardia’s inaugu- Maltese Falcon; Richard
how long you spent on the site,
ration cake.) Dix and Irene Dunne in
and what browser you use?
No one could belt out a song Cimmaron
**********
like Kate Smith when she sang • How about the Charlie
...when the Addams Family
God Bless America and let’s Chan films starring Warner
were cartoon characters drawn
not forget Jimmy Durante and Oland, and Sherlock
by Charles Addams for The
his famous nose. Holmes thrillers featuring
New Yorker, they did not have
individual names until they
It was a much smaller world Basil Rathbone?
in those days. My cousin was • Before Hopalong, there
came to sitcom fame?
married to Robert Ripley’s were such cowboy heroes as
**********
brother Douglas, and one of Tom Mix, Hoot Gibson and
...the so-called Mary Jane
my father’s cousins was mar- Tom Tyler
girls’ shoe got its name from a
character in the Buster Brown
ried to Sophie Tucker, the One UCO Reporter readers with
of These Days gal, all while their wonderful memories can
comic strip, and before that, it
living in the magical city of send them to me at the paper. o
was also worn by boys? o
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UPPER FLOOR 1/1
CAMBRIDGE C furnished, ceramic tile & carpet 499
Commissioner WALTHAM G
SALISBURY G
CHATHAM K
furnished, ceramic tile, screened patio
furnished, carpet, tile
furnished, carpet
650
625
500
NORTHAMPTON R furn, ceramic tile, beautiful condo 600
Jeff Koons SALISBURY G
CANTERBURY C
furn, carpet & ceramic tile
furnished carpet, very nice
550
550
CANTERBURY H furnished, carpet, nice!!! 550
SALISBURY F furn, ceramic tile, new range, fridge 575
CHATHAM P furnished, ceramic tile, very clean & pretty 525
CAMBRIDGE C furn, carpet, cozy, very nice 575
WALTHAM G furnished or unfurnished, ceramic tile, nr CH 525
WALTHAM F furnished, near East Gate, carpet 550
SUSSEX A unfurnished, redone, cul-de-sac, cpt, tile in kit 600
Next Year will still be looking at a defi- CANTERBURY H unfurn, new carpet, newer AC, painted 550
BERKSHIRE G furnished, near West Gate, rent to own 575
Looks Even Wor$e cit of $60 million. GROUND FLOOR 1/1
NORTHAMPTON G furnished, gardenview, carpet, wall units 495
A couple of months ago, I So, how do we close this WINDSOR Q furn, berber carpet, new kitchen, 3 ceil fans 625
BEDFORD G furnished, carpet & ceramic tile 575
explained how the housing shortfall? Tapping reserves NORWICH I unfurn, carpet, wall units 550
WALTHAM F unfurn, carpet, linoleum, nr East Gate 450
slump, state-mandated rev- again is out of the question, HASTINGS B furnished, gardenview, pergo floors 575
COVENTRY G furn/unfurn neg, ceramic tile and/or carpet 500
enue cuts and voters’ adoption and there’s nothing left in the NORWICH L furnished, carpet, near Fit Center & E-Gate 475
CAMDEN B furnished, carpet, near W-Gate and pool 500
of an additional homestead capital budget because we DORCHESTER A furnished, tile, shows nice place 600
CAMDEN H furnished, new AC, newer fridge 550
exemption (Amendment 1) killed just about every project SUSSEX B furnished, tile floors, windows 550
KINGSWOOD D unfurn, ceramic tile, carpet, new app 600
would make this an especially this year. That leaves a huge CAMDEN J unfurnished, ceramic tile, carpet, newer AC 625
WALTHAM F furnished, new bath, wood floors 600
difficult budget process. Well, hit to the operations budget; CANTERBURY F
KENT H
furn, new bathroom, wood floor
furn, nr Kent Pool, CT, state of art shower
600
550
things are worse than we major layoffs and deeper ser- CAMDEN B
WALTHAM G
sweet w/lakeview, newer appliances
cute as a pie! ceramic tile, furnished
625
575
thought. And I’m sorry to say vice reductions are inevitable. BERKSHIRE I
SALISBURY F
great condo carpet, partially furnished
furn, nr clubhouse and new kit, new carpet
550
600
next year looks even bleaker. Besides trimming everywhere SHEFFIELD F
SHEFFIELD D
near Hastings Fitness Center
furnished, nr the Fitness Center, gardenview
600
600
Unlike several cities facing we possibly can, I think we need CHATHAM U
UPPER FLOOR 1/1.5
unfurnished, carpet/tile, gardenview 495
similar revenue shortfalls, the to look at some new revenue SOUTHAMPTON B
WINDSOR L
furnished, carpet, near pool, golfview
unfurn, new bathrooms and kitchen, redone
650
625
BCC (Board of County Com- sources, such as user fees. For PLYMOUTH R
NORWICH C
completely redone! move right into
furnished, gardenview, carpet
800
575
missioners) is not raising the example, boaters may have to SALISBURY F
NORWICH H
ceramic tile, new appls, furn
upgrades galore! CT, furn
525
550
millage rate this year to make pay $10 a year for a permit to use CANTERBURY K
SOUTHAMPTON A
unfurn, pergo fls, CT, new appls
golfview, part furn, ceramic tile
625
600
up the difference. We have de- our county boat ramps. DORCHESTER C
NORWICH F
furn/unfurn cul-de-sac near pool, gdnvw
near Hastings Fit Ctr, furn/unfurn
550
600
cided to get by with whatever Parking is currently free at WALTHAM C
CANTERBURY B
furn, near E-Gate, CH, carpet, pretty
ceramic tile, furn, close to pool
650
700
county-owned beach parks, EASTHAMPTON C beautiful condo, cpt and CT, unfurn 850
revenue has already been col- SOUTHAMPTON A furn, hardwood floors, new kit 650
GROUND FLOOR 1/1.5
lected. Each week it seems there while most municipal beaches NORTHAMPTON N unfurn, carpet, waterview 550
HASTINGS D furnished, ceramic tile, carpet 575
is a new list of county jobs, pro- have meters. Maybe the CANTERBURY F furn, lower set back, near pool 550
SHEFFIELD N carpet, furn, near Fitness Center 600
grams and services on the chop- county should start charging CAMDEN H unfurn, carpet, CT, new appls 575
UPPER FLOOR 2/1.5 OR 2 BATH
ping block. Making these cuts for beach parking, too. WINDSOR partly furn, ceramic tile, gardenview 600
DORCHESTER C furn, carpet, gardenview 800
is painful, but it’s what the vot- The Juno Pier charges a WELLINGTON L unfurn, carpet, central air 850
KENT F furnished, near Kent Pool, Great Deal 600
ers said they wanted. nominal admission. Why not GOLF’S EDGE E furn, carpet, near pool w/lift 750
COVENTRY A furn, wood, cpt, nice patio 800
We’ve cut funding for road ask a dollar or two to stroll out NORWICH H furnished, nice 650
COVENTRY A very pretty, furn, carpet lite & brite 700
construction, median land- on the boardwalks at the WINDSOR G furn, CT, gardenview, near W-Gate 650
NORTHAMPTON J furnished, waterview 600
scaping and beautification, Wakodahatchee and Green STRATFORD K furn, large patio, central air 700
CAMBRIDGE A furnished, great location 850
building permit processors, Cay Wetlands facilities? ANDOVER G newly furnished, pretty, walk right in 900
CANTERBURY G furn, CT, linoleum, keeps cool, add appls 700
vegetation inspectors, Golfers pay greens fees. EASTHAMPTON C unfurn, new counters, DW, disposal 650
GROUND FLOOR 2/1.5 OR 2 BATH
sheriff’s vehicles, business Wouldn’t tennis players kick NORWICH H unfurnished carpet/tile 800
CAMDEN F unfurn, new appls, wtrvw, carpet 700
incubators, and teen residency in a few dollars to play on our CHATHAM R carpet, tile, shows great 850
STRATFORD J furnished only, ceramic tile 950
shelter beds, and we’re not county-owned tennis courts? DORCHESTER E close to pool, fully furnished 700
GROUND FLOOR 1/1.5 CNR
done. Some of these cuts have How about $1 to borrow a COVENTRY G furnished, ceramic tile, redone 600
PLYMOUTH V furnished, lots of privacy, central air 750
been initiated now to reduce book or a DVD from the li- CHATHAM D renovated, waterview, furnished 650
COVENTRY C ceramic tile, near Clubhouse, E-Gate 650
the hit on reserve funds. We brary? It’s still a lot cheaper ANDOVER A beauty! ceramic tile, furnished 700
GOLF’S EDGE D furnished, carpet tile 600
can’t afford to deplete our re- than buying them. SHEFFIELD F new appls, repainted tile fls, countertops, great! 600
UPPER CORNER 2/1.5 OR 2 BATH
serves in case we have a ma- Palm Tran and Tri-Rail are NORWICH I furn, carpet, near Clubhouse & Fitness 650
GOLF’S EDGE E w/lift, carpet, furn, near pool 800
jor storm or some other experiencing record ridership. SOUTHAMPTON B furn, nr pool, cpt, elev building 700
BEDFORD C mirrored walls in LR, queen beds, scr patio 750
catastrophic emergency. Maybe their fares should be WALTHAM A furn, cook island, central AC 700
NORWICH L PT furn, CT redone completely 800
Next year (FY-2010), Palm increased to cover more of NORWICH H furn, carpet, tile, near E-Gate 850
COVENTRY A furn, pergo, carpet, ceiling fans 800
Beach County is anticipating their operating costs. SHEFFIELD O beautiful! extra clean cul-de-sac 750
COVENTRY E furnished inside corner 750
at least a five percent loss in I realize that none of these CHATHAM K newly redone 775
WALTHAM D gardenview, new AC, fresh painted 850
property valuation, and our options will be very popular, WINDSOR C
NORWICH C
furn/unfurn, waterview, nr W-Gate
totally redone kit, nr E-Gate, furn
700
700
administrator says to expect but lawmakers and citizens NORWICH C
UPPER CORNER 1/1.5
carpet, furn, gardenview 575
a $110 million budget short- who demanded property tax NORTHAMPTON A
CAMDEN I
furn, AC, CT, gardenvu
carpet, furn, near pool
600
575
fall if the millage rate re- relief had to know there would NORTHAMPTON N
CANTERBURY C
furn, cul-de-sac, cpt, CA
furn, 1st mo free w/12 mo lease
660
575
mains at 3.78 mills. Even if be a trade off in public services. SALISBURY F
SUSSEX B
furn, nr E-Gate, Clubhouse, clean
cnr unit, furn, beauty!
525
650
we decide to raise the mill- That’s just basic economics. NORTHAMPTON B furnished and waterview
GROUND FLOOR CORNER 2/1.5 OR 2 BATH
650

age rate — something the As always, I welcome your BEDFORD B furnished, ceramic tile shower stall only
* SEASONAL ONLY *
850

BCC hasn’t done since 1998 comments and suggestions. WALTHAM C

1ST FLOOR CORNER 1/1.5 BATH
3 mo @1,375/4 mo @ 1,250
— to the state-allowed roll- Please feel free to call me or SHEFFIELD F
COVENTRY H
cpt, furn
CT, lots of lite
1,200
1,200
back rate of 4.07 mills, we my staff at 355-2202. o BEDFORD B
1ST FLOOR CORNER 2 BED 1.5/2 BATH
1,200
CHATHAM K 1,200
NORTHAMPTON H cpt, furn, wtrvw 1,200
2ND FLOOR 1 BED 1/1.5 BATH

Note:
SALISBURY F 900
NORWICH C 1,000
NORTHAMPTON R 975
2ND FLOOR 2 BED 1.5 BATH
CAMBRIDGE A 1,200
STRATFORD K 1,100
2ND FLOOR CORNER 2 BED/1.5 BATH
NORWICH H 1,200
NORWICH H 1,200
SOUTHAMPTON B carpet w/lift 1,200
COVENTRY A cpt, wd flrs, furn 1,200
COVENTRY E 1,100
WALTHAM A 1,100
2ND FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 BATH

New Bus Schedule SUSSEX B

WINDSOR
DOVER B
1ST FLOOR 1 BED/1.5 BATH
carpet 1,200
1,200
1,250

On Back Page SALISBURY G

CHATHAM K
2ND FLOOR 1 BED/1 BATH
carpet and ceramic tile

1ST FLOOR 1 BED/1 BATH

carpet
1,000
975

WINDSOR Q 1,100
SALISBURY G 1,125
Page 6 THE UCO REPORTER September 2008

The official newspaper of Century Village

Community
24 Camden A, West Palm Beach, FL 33417 Relations
Tel: 561-683-9336 • Fax: 561-683-2830 Ted Silverman
Email: ucoreporterwpb@bellsouth.net
Office hours: By appointment
Editor: Irv Lazar ............................ Co-Editors: Syd Kronish,
Maybe Dogs Should May I take this opportunity employee attired in a tuxedo
Dot Loewenstein, Joe Saponaro, Myron Silverman Be Leashed to thank my committee mem- will deliver gifts to the homes
As I was walking on Mon- bers Betty Lapidus, Leslie of any honoree who is unable
Editorial Board .................... All Editors, Pres and Vice Pres day, August 4, about 6:45 a.m., I Darrigan, Phyllis Frishberg, to attend. He will be accom-
Production .................................................... John Saponaro passed Coventry B and watched Eileen Pearlman, Jackie panied by a volunteer with a
a woman standing next to a large Karlan and Myrna Shechter for camera to record this event.
Editorial Associate ........................................ June Saponaro German Shepherd with no leash their hard work and dedication Dan, the manager of the
or collar. to make our Dessert Buffet Wal-Mart superstore on Mili-
Advertising Staff .......................................... Mindy Weingart
Looking at the woman next for our Centenarians on Oc- tary Trail and Belvedere, has
Photographers ................................ Ken Graff, Howie Silver to the dog, there was no way she tober 24 a success. informed me that they will
could have restrained the animal Presently, we have identified donate $500 in gift cards.
Artist .................................................................. Helen Siegler if an incident occurred. and verified 15 Century Villag- Kevin, the manager of
Maybe the allowed animal ers as “100 or more” years of Home Depot on Okeechobee
Circulation ...................... Len Cohen, Jack Eisen, Bill Karp,
buildings should have leash and age. Leslie Darrigan will be vis- and Jog Road, will supply the
Dave Rabinowitz, Paul Skolnick, Mindy Weingart collar rules. iting with each Centenarian, floral decorations for the tables
To Be Accepted .. items must display name, address, phone #. M. Kelly taking their pictures and getting and individual flowers for our
Classified Ads for CV Residents Only: Doctor, Doctor, I Need approval for use in a montage. honorees.
Personal items for sale or wanted may be listed a Doctor Eileen Pearlman will be speak- Leslie Darrigan informs us
on a “space available” basis, FREE of charge. There are many good doc- ing to Willard Scott so that this that Walgreens pharmacies
(Submit on 8.5" by 11" paper.) tors in this world — my son- montage will be displayed on will contribute up to $500 in
Submissions & Articles ... Please type in caps and lower case in-law, for one. But here in his television show the day of gift cards and that CVS phar-
letters, double spaced, any item. On a “space available” basis.
Century Village, we do not or the day after our Dessert macies will donate up to $400.
Deadlines ....... 7th of each month (call about special problems).
have the cream of the crop. Buffet honoring them. Winn-Dixie has made com-
Visit your Century Village web site: centuryvillagewpb.org One doctor says, you don’t We cannot accept cash or mitments for gift cards, but the
need another blood test. We checks as donations, but are amount needs approval.
will wait four months, even accepting gift cards, goods and And I am awaiting confir-
services. mation from the Community
OFFICERS though the patient had two
hospital stays due to loss of
blood. The last time, she
This buffet is by invitation
only. Blanche Perez and Crys-
Relations Department of
Publix Supermarkets as to
24 Camden A, West Palm Beach, FL 33417 tal Lancaster of Riverside how much support we can
needed four units of blood.
UCO Office: Tel 561-683-9189 • Fax 561-683-9904 Bank will pay for the printing expect.
Another doctor says, wait
Office Hours: Mon-Thu 9am-1pm • Fri 12 noon-4pm and mailing of the invitations Eileen Pearlman has been in
till your visit next month and I
President: George Loewenstein will put you back on choles- and reply cards. They are also contact with some of our local
Vice Presidents: Sal Bummolo, terol medication. At her last providing a “100+ birthday officials who will be attending
Frank Cornish, Ken Davis, Jerry Karpf visit, her cholesterol was 500! cake” and individual birthday the Dessert Buffet.
Treasurer: Dorothy Tetro Still another winning doctor cupcakes for each of our hon- Have a good summer, stay
Corresponding Secretary: Avis Blank told this patient that his leg was orees, and the raisins, nuts and in good health and, most of all,
Recording Secretary: Betty Lapidus other goodies. A male bank try to stay cool. o
fine. He was looking at it from
Community Assn. Manager:Pat Blunck
across the room! He then went
Executive Secretary: Mary Patrick Benton
Co-Office Managers: Mary Benton, Edie Levine to an urgent care facility where At the Library 790-6070). Patrons seeking
Office Assistants: Sandy Levine, they X-rayed the foot, sent him information assistance should
By Chuck Waugh
Florence Pires, Isabel Scherel, Irv Small, for a sonogram, gave him a teta- call the Telephone Reference
Okeechobee Library
Lillian Yanofsky, Marcia Ziccardy nus shot and sent him (on the section at the Main Library at
Bookmobile Loaded with
Receptionists: Sidele Bushaikin, next visit) to a wound clinic. 233-2600.
New Books
Rhea Cohen, Natalie Hauptman, Claudette LaBonte, People like these doctors. The Okeechobee Boulevard
The Okeechobee Boulevard
Marie Oliver, Harriett Arnovitz, Carol Fuchs, They are very personable. Branch Library Bookmobile is
Branch Library renovation is
Estelle Steppler They talk to you like they are located next to the Bank At-
on target for completion later
your friend. I don’t need an- lantic. The hours are: Monday,
Executive Board other friend…I need a doctor!
this year. Until then, a Book-
mobile is in the parking lot of Tuesday, Wednesday, and
Dave Bernstein Claudette LaBonte So, this is what I think.
the library during the branch Thursday from 10:00 a.m. to
Randall Borchardt Irv Lazar You have to be proactive with
renovation. The Okeechobee 6:00 p.m., and Friday and Sat-
Sandy Cohen Evelyn Leibowitz your doctor. You have to tell
Boulevard Branch Library urday from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00
David Frankel Al McLaughlin them your health history each
Bookmobile is jam-packed p.m. All Village residents, in-
George Franklin Haskell Morin time you go for a visit. Your
with a collection of new cluding seasonal residents, are
Roberta B. Fromkin Marie Oliver history is on the chart, but they
books, large print books, eligible for a free library card
Louise Gerson Joe Saponaro don’t read it before each visit.
DVDs, and Books-on-CD. Li- with proper ID.
Dan Gladstone Phil Shapkin I had a wonderful doctor
brary customers are able to Stop by the Bookmobile at
David Israel Myron Silverman on 45th Street. But, when I had
place holds on materials at the the Okeechobee Branch today.
Jackie Karlan Ted Silverman 102 temperature last winter, I
bookmobile, online, or by call- If you have never been on a
Syd Kronish Carole Szepesi called for an appointment. The
ing any branch in the library bookmobile, you will be
Jeanette Veglia secretary told me I could come
system (Wellington Branch amazed! o
The United Civic Organization Reporter is published monthly without charge to in two weeks. When I finally
the residents of Century Village, West Palm Beach, FL.
saw him, I told him this and
The United Civic Organization, aka UCO, is a not-for-profit organization. Its
officers, directors, editors, staff, and any committee people are not responsible for he said, next time you call, say In Appreciation
typographical errors or misrepresentations in any advertisements or articles. They you are a family friend. A special thanks to all who gave their time and efforts to
are not responsible and assume no liability for the content of, or any opinions
expressed in, any contributed articles which represent the author’s own opinions I left his practice. When I my campaign for Vice President of UCO.
and not necessarily the opinion of UCO. Acceptance of advertising for products or find a good doctor, I will let I appreciate the sincerity and thought on my behalf.
services in no way constitutes an official endorsement of the product or service.
you all know. Sandy Cohen Claudette LaBonte

CERT
(Community Emergency
Response Team)
By Phyllis Siegelman
I hope we have not become
complacent again, Hurricane
season is still upon us. It is still
important for us to make all
provisions in case of a storm.
This means medical supplies,
food stuffs, water, lanterns or
glass enclosed candles and
flashlights.
On August 4, 2008, CERT
conducted its first emergency
drill. The phone team did a
great job in contacting all
members. There were 15
people and three HAM opera-
tors that were present. We still
have a good deal of work to
do, but we will be ready in case
we are needed in the Village.
A health fair was given on
August 6, 2008. A CERT table
was very well manned. We
were fortunate to enlist the
names of future CERT mem-
bers who will take the next
class.
We are still in need of more
members and those who can-
not join but will help in case
of an emergency. Please come
to the next meeting being held
on August 18, 2008 at 6:30
p.m. Those who are members
and have not attended a meet-
ing in a while, we would love
to see you and introduce you
to all the new people who have
joined. Please don’t forget:
Bring a friend with you.
For more information about
CERT, call Marcia Ziccardy at
561-640-4258 or Phyllis Sie-
gelman at 561-471-7750. o
September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 7
Security
Al McLaughlin
Good news again: There called to get the building keys
have not been any major crimes and no one had the keys. It was
in the Village again. Palm necessary to break the front
Beach Sheriff’s Office again window to gain entry to this
reported a few “Fender unit when the owner needed
Benders” and tickets for speed- help. It is also necessary to
ing or failing to stop. There have a valid contact person
have been some problems out- listed so that we can call to
side three units facing the golf help make plans when an
course. The golf course’s fence emergency happens. The
along Haverhill Road is broken Building President should
and they are not interested in have this information.
repairing the damage to the Finally, thank you for show-
fences, so we must protect our ing your IDs to the guard at the
own property by locking our gate after your fellow residents
property and having enough break the gate arm. The only
light on to keep people away gate that has been broken in
from our buildings. Also, al- the past few months is a resi-
ways lock your car. dent transponder gate. Please
We request that you make ask your driving friends to
sure that a key to each door is slow down when entering the
The UCO Reporter is Now Available available to the President of automatic gate. The gate is not
to Be Read Online at your building to assist the 911 controlled by the guard it is
response person. On a recent
http://www.centuryvillagewpb.org/online.htm Continued on Page WHERE?
day, four phone numbers were
Hurricane Check List Kit Check List
• Water — the most important! One gallon per person, per
Below is a list of things you should do before, during and day. Portable cooler.
after a hurricane. This short list was put together from all the • Packaged foods — canned meats, fruits, vegetables, juices,
information the Emergency Committee could find. milk, soup, sugar, salt, pepper, peanut butter, jelly, crack-
Things to Do Now ers, granola bars, cookies, hard candy, sweetened cereals,
• Review your insurance policy. instant coffee, tea bags.
• Register with the Emergency Management program if you • Manual can opener (not one operated by electricity).
must depend on electricity for your life support in any man- • Toiletries — toilet paper, soap, feminine supplies, denture
ner. Example: oxygen, refrigeration for insulin, etc. needs, extra eyeglasses.
• If you want to install shutters, speak with your Association • First aid kit — bandages, gauze pads, tape, scissors, twee-
President. Storm panels are recommended. (Note: Century zers, needles, antiseptic, safety pins, sunscreen, aspirin.
Village is not an evacuation area. Our buildings and our • Battery operated radio and extra batteries, for flashlights,
area are considered very safe in a hurricane.) etc. and charge rechargeable batteries.
• If you are leaving for the hurricane season, remove or se- • Eating utensils — paper cups, plates, plastic knives and forks.
cure all items on your patio. Take them inside. Remember, • Extra medicine — prescriptions.
it is not the wind that destroys, but the objects the wind • Flashlights. Matches. Candles.
throws around that causes destruction. • Plastic trash bags — to store many of the items in this section.
• Select a safe room in your apartment, away from windows • Change of clothing. Gloves. Mosquito repellant.
and doors and all flying debris. Example: Use your bath- During the Hurricane
room if it has no windows, or a hallway. • Stay in your safe room or hallway.
• Check stair lights and emergency lights on building. • Close and stay away from all windows.
Things to Do One or Two Days Before the Storm • If electricity goes off, use only flashlights during the storm.
• Remove all patio furniture. Install your shutters. • Keep on your person at all times keys to home and car,
• Remove recyclable containers to your laundry room and driver’s license, cash.
secure your Dumpsters. Tie down lids. • Bring into the safe room a pillow or mattress in case you
• Fill your car’s gasoline tank. need to cover yourself from flying debris. Also, bring in as
• Turn your refrigerator and freezer to its coldest settings many items from the hurricane list as you can — espe-
and freeze water in plastic jugs. They will keep food colder cially drinking water.
longer, if electricity goes off, and when thawed out, can be • If no electricity, use your battery-operated radio and tune in to
used for drinking. FM 100.7 Y-100; 107.9 WIRK; 102.3 WHLG; AM 1290 WBZT;
• Wear your Medic Alert tag. 1450 WSTV. Don’t listen to rumors. Get the truth from the radio.
• Clean your bathtub and then fill with water for sanitary After the Hurricane
purposes. This is not for drinking. • Stay tuned to the radio for instructions.
• Place all your valuables, such as treasured pictures, per- • Don’t use the telephone, unless you have a life-threatening
sonal papers, insurance papers, etc., in waterproof contain- emergency.
ers or plastic garbage bags. Store them on the top shelf of • Don’t drink tap water unless you are told it is OK. Boil the
the closet. Also wills, contracts, deeds and bonds, pass- water for five minutes before using.
ports, Social Security cards, bank accounts, immunization • Do not refreeze thawed out food. If electricity is out, try
cards, birth certificates, etc. store foods in freezer compartment.
• Secure checkbook, cash, ATM card. Do not leave valuables • Your Security and C.O.P. rover cars will be around to make
in a home safe during the hurricane. sure all buildings are secure. o
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 September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 9

HB 601 changes. The Association will be required to insure Choices

A/C + compressors.
By Dot Loewenstein
After January 1, 2009 home-owners insurance of individual
Choices, choices, choices
owner must contain a provision to include special assessment
— daily we have to make de-
Insurance coverage of no less than $2,000.00 per occurrence.
cisions. Which brand of
All improvements or additions to the condominium prop-
canned corn is less expensive?
Dan Gladstone erty that benefit fewer than all unit owners shall be insured
Should we splurge on fruit that
by the unit owner or owners having the use thereof, or may be
comes from Guatemala? Per-
insured by the Association at the cost and expense of the
haps we can take the 2 p.m.
unit owners having the use thereof.
bus instead of the crowded one
The Association shall require each owner to provide evidence
that leaves at 1 p.m.
This month, we and WPRF finally have reached the final of the currently effective policy of hazard and liability insur-
Many residents complain
step of rearranging and putting together the package deal of the ance... Upon the failure of an owner to provide a certificate
about the movies that come in
insurance policies of WPRF. within 30 days, the Association may purchase a policy of
a package to all the Century
The successful ending of this episode was owed mostly due insurance on behalf of an owner. The cost may be collected
Villages. We have a choice,
to the wonderful cooperation of the people at WPRF and the in the manner of collection of assessments.
which I often implement.
Operations Committee of UCO. We praise the good will of All reconstruction work after a casualty shall be undertaken
Leave the theater if this par-
these individuals at WPRF that reached, on certain occasions, by the Association. A unit owner may repair only with written
ticular movie has too many
“beyond the call of duty.” consent of the Board and after the method, qualifications, etc.,
unpleasant words, too much
As the result of this cooperation, Century Village in West was approved by the Board. The owner shall get the permits.
violence, or is just plain bor-
Palm Beach has its own set of insurance policies with a pack- Unit owners are responsible for the cost of reconstruction of
ing. There are evenings when
age that we have been seeking for years. It gives us better cov- the condominium property for which the unit owner is required
I would rather stay home and
erage, and by far, improved our deductibles. to carry casualty insurance and any such reconstruction work
watch Jeopardy.
One advantage among others is the liability policy. We now undertaken by the Association shall be chargeable to the unit
As for TV, will it be Judge
have our own $1 million per occurrence instead of “sharing” it owner and enforceable as an Assessment. The Association must
Judy, Dr. Phil, or Oprah? Soap
with the other three Century Villages. be an additional named insured and loss payee on all casu-
operas are prolific as are reruns
Our deductibles have changed from $3 million flat de- alty insurance policies issued to unit owners.
of old favorites. All-sports and
ductible on every occurrence to $600,000 deductible on the Any portion of the condominium property insured by the
all-news channels are avail-
Main Clubhouse, $100,000 on the gym, $37,000 on the con- Association in casualty shall be, repaired, as necessary by the
able 24/7 to those who find
tents, and so on. Association as a common expense. All insurance deductibles,
themselves addicted. We can
And above all, the renewal premiums are cheaper than the uninsured losses, and other damages in excess of hazard in-
always turn it off, and spend
previous year. surance coverage maintained by the Association are a com-
time reading instead.
Last month, the Governor signed into law the new HB601 mon expense except that:
Since we are in Florida,
that rewrites the insurance part of 718.111(11). Here are some A unit owner is responsible for any portion of the condo-
there seems to be a rule that
highlights that we chose to give you some idea on the changes. minium property not paid by such insurance proceeds, if such
we must spend time in the
The quotes from the new law speak for itself and it put much damage is caused by intentional conduct, negligence, or fail-
pool, but I feel we have a
more responsibility on the unit owners and removes a lot of the ure to comply with the rules of the Association by a unit owner.
choice, and prefer to go after
burden from the Associations. The Association is not obligated to pay for repair of casualty
4 p.m. when it’s less crowded.
Partial Highlights of HB 601 as a common expense if the casualty losses were known or
Others are known to go first
The bold type is UCO’s; see disclosure at the bottom. HB 601 should have been known to a unit owner and were not re-
thing every morning and do
is a complete rewrite of 718.111(11) — (the insurance section). ported to the Association until after the insurance claim of
pool exercises for their health.
After a casualty, if the Association insures it, the Associa- the Association was settled or resolved.
The younger crowd appear
tion repairs it and if there is not enough money from insurance An Association is not obligated to pay for any repair due to
to be tied to their computers,
proceeds (because of a deductible or otherwise), the Associa- casualty loss to any improvements installed by anyone if it ben-
while us older folks could care
tion will assess. efits only the unit for and is not part of the standard im-
less about instant news from
If an owner makes an improvement (for example, a bal- provements installed by the developer on all units as part of
celebrities, jokes forwarded by
cony enclosure), the unit owner will be required to insure it original construction, whether or not such improvement is lo-
our friends, and of course the
and repair it in a casualty, even if the improvement is outside cated within the unit.
ever-present spam. Excuse us
of the unit boundaries. The bill also revises the Association’s The effective date of HB 601 is July 1, 2008. As of 6/7/08,
for our lack of interest. We
insurance responsibility. the Governor has not signed it into law.
have the UCO Reporter and
It must have adequate insurance and have it appraised every This article is for information only, not to be used in any
Channel 63 to give us imme-
three years for the replacement value. legal matter. o
diate news of importance, and
we have an attorney to read the
slanderous items we are told
Call for Volunteers appear on the Internet for the
world to see.
As you may have noted, I have been appointed to Chair Delegates have learned to
think for themselves, weigh
the Cable Committee. the options, and make a
choice, usually based on a poll
Currently this is a Committee of one and I would like of the residents in their
association. The August 1st
to change that; I would like to expand the Committee voting brought a large number
of delegates to the clubhouse,
to at least five. and they chose Jerry Karpf and
Ken Davis to join George
This is a call to anyone who has worked in the TV/ Loewenstein. Ed Black and
Ken Davis worked together to
cable industry and would thus have specific knowledge get Channel 63 back on the air,
of the marketing and technical components of cable op- and David Israel has exhorted
all his followers to “leave be-
erations. hind fighting, blaming and di-
visions of groups and work
Please send me an Email at nsasigint@comcast.net if together for the good of all.”
We agree. o
you would like to volunteer.
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Maintenance
Jerry Karpf
July 8, 2008
Before starting my article,
I’d like to sincerely thank ev-
eryone who elected me a Vice
President of UCO. I’ll try to
improve conditions in Century
Village and try to help bring
peace to the Village. I’ll also
continue to chair the Mainte-
nance Committee.
Attendance at the mainte-
nance meetings keeps getting
larger and larger. At the past
meeting we had over 120
Association Presidents and
Board members present. Be-
fore the meeting started, there
were a few announcements:
• All Delegates should try to
attend the monthly Del-
egate Meetings, otherwise,
they are missing out on a
lot of information that is
made available to them.
This information is not in
the UCO Reporter because
it is impossible to print ev-
erything said at our
monthly meetings.
• Our disclaimer precedes
every meeting: UCO and
fect the first of this year regard- ters, windows, doors, or re- then vote to approve the same
ing the new hurricane codes. build patios on their unit. This amendment, and record it with
We then explained that this handout could be used as a the county clerk for it to be-
handout was prepared so that guide for the wording to be come legal. Every Board of
an Association could deter- used in writing these amend- Directors must realize that if
mine what they could put into ments, and it was stressed that they don’t take any action on
their documents regarding the this example is only a sugges- placing the amendments into
upgrading or replacement of tion. The wording and content their documents, any unit
hurricane shutters, windows, is up to the Board to write. owner can put up whatever
doors and/or patios. Most im- After the new amendment is kind or color of hurricane pro-
portant is that the Board of prepared, the Board of Direc- tection they want. That is why
the Maintenance Com- Directors must give written tors must vote to approve the the Boards of all Associations
mittee do not approve or permission before anyone can new bylaw. If the vote is affir-
e n d o r s e a n y p r o d u c t , install hurricane proof shut- mative, all unit owners must Continued on Page 19
manufacturer, or contrac-
tor, and furthermore, this
article cannot be used in
any legal matter.
• Another water drip alarm is
sold in Lowe’s for about
$13 plus tax. You will find
it in the section with hot
water tanks. Thank you to
the person who attends our
meetings for the informa-
tion that led me to find this
less expensive water drip
alarm. A word to the wise:
Don’t get caught in the
middle of the night if the
water heater goes — it is not
the type of problem you
want to have. This device
could give you some warn-
ing when your water heater
starts to leak.
I asked if everyone had re-
ceived a handout that was pre-
pared, dealing with a new
amendment to their docu-
ments, concerning the new
regulations that went into ef-

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Safety
George Franklin

This month’s Safety article On a recent visit back to

is written by retired New York New York City, I saw too many
City Police Department Cap- intersections on Queens Blvd.
tain Ralph Wugman, a Safety with large yellow signs “A
Committee member. It will fo- Pedestrian Was Killed
cus on pedestrian safety. Crossing Here, Be Alert,
Since a number of Century Cross with Care.”
Village residents have been Your Safety Committee is
cited with moving violations, dedicated to protect and serve
the question comes to mind. our residents, but safe walking
“How safe are we as pedestri- is each one of our own respon-
ans?” Are we placing our- sibilities. Don’t become a sta-
selves in harms way by our tistic. Be safe! o
failing to exercise safe prac-
tices in our use of the road-
ways and streets inside our
village or on the streets of our
city? Let me point out from my
own recent experiences of un-
safe pedestrian actions in Cen-
tury Village:
• A female crossing a road-
way using a cell phone not
paying attention to traffic
around her.
• A male walking and read-
ing a book at the same time
not watching where he is
walking.
• A male walking in the road-
way again not paying any at-
tention to the oncoming
traffic.
• I still see residents walking
at night and not wearing
light colored clothing or car-
rying a flashlight.
For safe walking habits
outside of our Village, cross
the street at marked cross-
walks and intersections when
possible.
• Make eye contact with driv-
ers so that they see you.
• Buses and trucks take
longer to stop; are you watch-
ing out for them?
• Pay attention to turning
vehicles, especially trucks
and buses making “Right
turns on Red.”
• Watch out for vehicles
backing out of parking
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The Reader’s
Corner
Lenore Velcoff
Lone Survivor by Marcus
Luttrell, written with Patrick
Robinson, is a true story of
Navy SEALs, their training
and missions.
In the first half of the book,
Luttrell describes the physical
and mental hardships he and
the other frogmen (another
name for SEALs) suffer dur-
ing training. Once you read the
day by day detailed account,
you will never look at a SEAL
the same way again. Their
training is so intense and gru-
eling that you can’t help but be
in awe of them. More than
three-quarters of the men who
start the program drop out.
The mission into the moun-
tains of Afghanistan to kill a
Taliban leader and what hap-
pens there constitutes the sec-
ond half of the book. It deals
with Operation Redwing. This
raid leads to the death of three
members of Luttrell’s four
man team as well as a rescue
team aboard a helicopter. It
was the largest loss of life in
SEAL history and the largest
loss of Special Operations
Forces since D-Day. How he
survives, what help he receives
along the way and the mean-
ing of “lokhay warkawal”
makes for fascinating reading.
Luttrell also tells the paral-
lel story of what is happening
back home in Texas, as told to
him by his parents and his twin
brother, who is also a SEAL.
While it breaks your heart
to read of the deaths of these
brave young men, it is also dis-
heartening to read of their fear
of “political correctness” and
the outcome of this fear. “Was
I afraid of the Taliban? No.
Was I afraid of the liberal me-
dia back in the U.S.A.? Yes.”
Though I do not agree with
Marcus Luttrell’s politics and
the war in Iraq, I am extremely
proud of this young man, and
I know you will be, too, after
reading his story.
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Ten years later, his younger
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Once a year, on Mother’s
Day, Mack calls his mother to
let her know that he is all right.
This call and a note from him
send his sister down a path
loaded with twists and turns as
she tries to solve the mystery
of what happened to her
brother. Along the way, she
puts her own life in danger as
she finds that her brother’s dis-
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Tales from the complete proximity fuse, the The exploited Soviet duplicating cipher pages in or- Chapter 718 since 1978, and
same design that was used to Crypto-system used a code to der to keep up with demand. it contains many new laws and
Cold War shoot down Francis Gary Pow- convert words and letters into It was Arlington Hall’s Lt. some changes to existing laws,
Researched by Dave Israel ers’ U-2 in 1960. Under numbers, to which additive Richard Hallock, working on so it is important that all
Project Venona Feklisov administration, Julius keys from one-time pads were Soviet “Trade” traffic (so boards in Century Village read
“The real secrets are beyond Rosenberg is said to have re- added, encrypting the content. called because these messages them. Remember, H.B. 995
Top Secret and are known by cruited sympathetic individuals When used correctly, one-time dealt with Soviet trade issues), becomes effective on October
other names” to the KGB’s service, including pad encryption is theoretically Continued on Page ?!? 1, 2008, so do this as soon as
VENONA is a Signals In- Joel Barr, Alfred Sarant, Will- unbreakable. Cryptanalysis by possible. Because of all the
telligence (SIGINT) cover iam Perl and Morton Sobell. American and British code- Maintenance detailed information that was
name for the Cryptanalytic According to Feklisov’s ac- breakers revealed that some of Continued from Page 10 discussed at this maintenance
exploitation of a specific High count, he was supplied by Perl, the one-time pad material had must make it very clear that meeting about H.B. 995, it
Grade Soviet cipher system. un-der Julius Rosenberg’s direc- incorrectly been reused (reuse unit owners must get their would be impossible to write
Such successes are among the tion, with thousands of docu- of key is a violation of the written permission before they it in this article, so it is recom-
most highly classified secrets ments from the National prin-ciple rule of Cryptogra- purchase any hurricane shut- mended that you get your copy
of State and are normally never Advisory Committee for Aero- phy) by the Soviets (specifi- ters, windows, doors, or re- of this bill which is available
revealed publicly. In this case, nautics including a complete set cally, entire pages, although build their patios. The Board at the UCO office.
some 50 years after the events of design and production draw- not complete books), which of Directors will also have to The next meeting of the
in question, it was deemed ings for the Lockheed P-80 allowed decryp-tion (some- make sure that unit owners use Maintenance Committee will
“Critical” to a correct under- Shooting Star. Feklisov says he times only partial) of a small only contractors who are li- be on Tuesday, September 9,
standing of key historical learned through Julius that his part of the traffic. censed and insured. Permits 2008, in the Clubhouse Room
events that this story be told. brother-in-law David Green- Generating the one-time must be obtained before any C at 10 a.m. Dan Gladstone
Revelations from glass was working on the top- pads was a slow and labor-in- installation work starts. will be our guest speaker on
VENONA decryptions shed secret Manhattan Project at the tensive process, and the out- We then went into a discus- the new House Bill 601, which
light on such sensitive matters Los Alamos National Labora- break of war with Germany in sion about House Bill 995, deals with some changes to the
as; the existence of Soviet es- tory and used Julius to recruit June 1941 caused a sudden in- which concerns the major Insurance Laws in the state of
pionage at Los Alamos Na- him. Through this connection, crease in the need for coded changes and additions to Florida. We will also discuss
tional Laboratories. Identities key data on the Nuclear Bomb messages. It is probable that the Florida Law Chapter 718. This more of the ramifications of
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How Old Is Old?
By Stewart Richland
Living in a community like
“Century Village” makes you
acutely aware that you reside
in a place where everyone is a
senior citizen. Wherever you
go, you are surrounded by resi-
dents with the badge of aging,
“white hair.” When I leave for
work every morning at 6:00
a.m., I don’t see the sun come
up, but I do see dozens of our
seniors walking singly or in
groups taking an early consti-
tutional before they begin their
daily activities.
Wherever you go, the pools,
the Clubhouse, the gym, you
see our community in action.
Norman Vincent Peale, the fa-
mous television evangelist,
constantly reminded his flock,
“Live your life and forget your
age.” Century Village is a liv-
ing example of this principle.
So where am I going with
this theme? The other evening
on the David Letterman show,
he made a rude and insensitive
remark about John McCain’s
age. Before I continue with
this tome, I want to be very
clear to all my readers that this
article is definitely not politi-
cal. One of the continuing and
persistent themes of the “talk-
ing heads,” and I am referring
to radio, television and news-
print, is that McCain is too old
to be a viable candidate for the
Presidency.
I am, as I have already
stated, not making a case for
or against any candidate. What
I am angry about is that so
many people in the news me-
dia are taking a position that
dismisses the older generation
as mentally failing, lacking
stamina, and mentally incom-
petent to make important de-
cisions.
Someone once commented
that “old age comes at a bad
time.” However, what is the
alternative? Have you ever
thought about the good stuff
that comes with old age? I did
some research on the subjects
and here are some very special
insights. “Your investment in
health insurance is finally be-
ginning to pay off.” “Kidnap-
pers are not very interested in
you.” “Your eyes won’t get
much worse.” “There’s noth-
ing left to learn the hard way.”
Just what is old age any-
way? According to some, it
begins when we near the end
or surpass the average life span
of human beings. Euphemisms
are for older people, including
seniors or, as many politicians
like to refer to us as, the “eld-
erly.” As often happens in so-
ciety when a group is given a
“tag” that identifies them, ing for all societies. In some day have little interest in or the woman she is today.
prejudice often follows. In this societies, people are consid- even seem to care about the My grandchildren call us all
instance it’s against the aged. ered old when they become thinking of the elderly. How the time. They have questions
There is no question that older “Grandparents,” or when they could anyone who survived to be answered. They want
people have limited regenera- retire. In America and in some the turmoil of the 20th century advice. They get it tempered
tive powers, are more prone to European nations, you are con- not have some real gems of with the wisdom of the elderly.
disease, sickness and senility. sidered “old” when you have wisdom to tell. I have always The elderly have so much to
So what! This is just part of lived a certain number of years envied those who had grand- share with each and every one
the cycle that all human beings or reach the age to become eli- parents because mine died of us that it’s a shame and a
are part of. gible to receive Social Secu- when I was quite young. waste for younger people not
Do you remember the fa- rity payments. In America, the My wife Phyllis is a prime to take advantage of the
mous riddle that Oedipus had politicians and social scientists example of a person who had knowledge and wisdom that
to solve? Oedipus encountered refer to those citizens that have her feet in three generations. the older citizens can share.
the Sphinx, who stopped any reached the age of 65 as senior Growing up in the Bronx, she I ask the younger generation
traveler and asked him a riddle citizens. Century Village, your had the great fortune to live in to reflect on this. Have you
that none had yet been able to place to retire and spend the the same building as her ever gone to your grandma’s
solve. If the traveler failed, he rest of your days in sunny “Bubbie.” She never hesitates house and asked for a cookie,
was eaten by the Sphinx. The Florida, enjoying your Club- to tell everyone about the role then take a huge bite and then
riddle was “What walks on house and all the other ameni- her “Bubbie” played in her scream that, “this cookie
four feet in the morning, two ties (as touted by Red Buttons) life. Teaching her how to cook, tastes horrible.” No. Because
in the afternoon and three at is a product of this thinking. to speak Yiddish, and the won- Grandma makes the best cook-
night?” The answer was Senior citizens are fascinat- derful quotations that help ex- ies, and she is old.
“Man.” This summarizes our ing people. They have lived a plain the human condition. It’s unfortunate when the
journey from birth to death. long time and they have seen These were important. But on media deign to portray older
The boundary between so much. They tell such great the top of the list was the deep folks at all, but when they do,
middle-age and old-age really stories about the world and intellectual insights to the hu- it is almost always shown in
cannot be defined. It really how things used to be. It’s a man condition that she im-
Continued on page 43
does not have the same mean- wonder that young people to- parted to her and has made her
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Anita J. Cruz
V.P., WPRF, Inc.
While many of our residents
are away for the summer, our
WPRF staff is working hard. It
has been, and continues to be,
my goal to improve the appear-
ance, comfort and convenience
of the recreational facilities here
in Century Village, and your
comments and suggestions have
helped me gain insight into ar-
eas for improvement.
Summer Work: We have
been working on several
projects this summer, including:
• Improvement of the HVAC
system, which is nearing
completion with only a
couple of trouble spots left
(we have also changed AC
companies once again for
better service).
• Painting of interior hallways
and rooms (a year-round on-
going project).
• Complete remodeling of the
Hastings fitness Center
swimming pool.
• Landscaping improvements
to the Clubhouse front is-
land and walkways.
• Redesign of the Theater
seating to better accommo-
date wheelchair seating and
increase the number of
overall seats.
• Installation of new metal ex-
terior doors at various loca-
tions around the Clubhouse.
• Revitalization of the Art Com-
mittee, which is now actively
accepting residents’ art work
for a rotating display through-
out the Clubhouse, and
• planning for an Art Show
this coming February (more
details about the Art Show
will be made available to
you in the coming months).
• Our residents now have ac-
cess to a computer, located
in the Staff Office, available
for use throughout the day,
including WIFI capabilities
for Internet access.
• General maintenance through-
out the facilities, including in-
stallation of new gutters on the
North side of the building.
• Installation of new Pool
Rules and Regulations signs
at each pool.
And speaking of rules and
regulations, such as those cur-
rently in effect at our pools,
you may be interested in how
such rules are implemented.
While the UCO Operations
Committee has the right to set
of this is the recent changes in ing year’s operations, includ-
the dress code for swimming in ing additional projects I would
the pools. In prior years, resi- like to implement, and I will
dents were allowed to swim be making my initial budget
with t-shirts over their bathing presentation at the end of Au-
suits while in the pool; how- gust. Some changes, deletions
ever, our security guards are and/or additions are always CALL TO ARTISTS
enforcing the posted rules made to the first draft of the The Century Village
which prohibit the wearing of budget, after which the UCO Art Committee
“street clothes” in the pools, Operations Committee and I is Requesting Your
ORIGINAL ARTWORK
which includes cotton t- shirts. agree upon and finalize the for Display in the
all policies under the Millen- Those residents who are look- coming year’s budget for pre- Main Clubhouse
nium Agreement, WPRF and ing for an approved “top” to sentation to the delegates no
Artwork Will Be Shown
the UCO Operations Commit- wear in the pool for protection later than October of each year. for Four Weeks
tee have worked together to from the sun are urged to wear One last item of interest to on a Rotating Basis
find the best method available tops made of swimwear-like many of our residents —
Please Bring Your Art
to ensure that new or changed material (Lycra, spandex or Karaoke has not been cancelled. to the Clubhouse on
policies are fair and are prop- polyester), now available in Many logistic and operational Monday, Sept. 22, 2008
erly enforced. This applies to most retail stores. In addition, changes have been necessary, 10 am to Noon or 6 to 7 pm
in Meeting Room C
the pool rules as well as the the rules prohibiting food at the but we still offer Karaoke to our
general rules and regulations pools are now being enforced residents in the Party Room on Additional Information:
for all WPRF facilities with unless the food is brought to a Tuesdays and Fridays. 1) One or two original pieces can
be submitted per Century
respect to resident and guest WPRF-approved function. Thank you all for your Village artist.
passes and dress codes. Another summer task keep- phone calls, suggestions and 2) All work must be framed or
gallery wrapped and ready to
Unfortunately, many of the ing me busy is the preparation letters about those items of in- hang.
rules and regulations are nec- of the annual budget for pre- terest to you. It is your valued 3) Please include your name,
address and phone on the back
essary to keep in place, and sentation to the UCO Opera- input that assists me and the of each piece.
doing so does not please all of tions Committee. Each year, I UCO Operations Committee Questions:
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Recipes
Avis Blank

As you know, migratory Cook rolled oats in boiling

birds do not go hungry during water in a large saucepan for
the winter season in Florida, about two minutes, stirring
but many non-migrating birds constantly until very thick.
in the northern United States Remove from heat. Stir in pea-
can starve after a blizzard or nut butter and suet until
very heavy snowstorm. melted. Stir in remaining four
You can do a good deed and ingredients. Cool and shape as
have fun at the same time by desired.
preparing breakfast for the Note: Trail Mix, nuts, ber-
birds now and freeze in the ries and peanuts can be added
freezer until needed. Those of if you have them on hand. o
you that reside in Florida dur-
ing the winter months can
have your family and friends
feed the birds for you while
you are away. When they do
so, they will think of you and
you will be rewarded during
the summer season by the
bird’s sweet song.
Breakfast for the Birds
• 1-1/2 cups quick-cooking
oats (not instant)
• 2 cups boiling water
• 1/2 cup chunky peanut
butter
• 3/4 cup suet (or vegetable
shortening)
• 1/2 cup birdseed
• 1 cup yellow cornmeal
• 1 cup Cream of Wheat ce-
real (not instant)
• 1/3 cup dry cranberries,
chopped

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Last year, I replaced all the
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dows had been installed a
whole year ago and I had never
paid for them yet.
Hellooooooooo? Now just
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guy had told me last year…
namely, that in just one year,
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themselves!
Hellooooooooo? (I told
him.) “It’s been a year!”
There was only silence at
the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up…
He hasn’t called back, prob-
ably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they
made me. Bet he won’t under-
estimate a blonde anymore.
From the Internet
Submitted by Ken Davis
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Ground Floor 1 BR/1 BATH
KENT-G Tile floors, new appliances, next to
pool, nice fresh paint ........................ $27,500
NORWICH-O Pretty, near gate, new bath
and appliances ................................. $39,900
SHEFFIELD-K New oak kitchen, tile and
bath .................................................. $39,900
EASTHAMPTON-A Clean and bright,
across from gate ............................... $39,900
Upper Floor 1 BR /1 BATH
WINDSOR-M Nicely furnished, tile, walk to
pool .................................................. $29,900
ANDOVER-B Decorator turnkey rentable
unit, great investment........................ $37,500
NORWICH-C Excellent condition, new
berber, stainless appliances .............. $24,900
SHEFFIELD-K Oak kitchen, new air
conditioning and flooring ................. $29,900
Ground Floor 1 BR /1½ BATH
WINDSOR-G Turnkey furnished unit,
absolute perfection ........................... $36,900
EASTHAMPTON-F Corner, new AC, new
stall shower, walk to gate .................. $39,900
CANTERBURY-J Corner, tile throughout,
newer AC .......................................... $49,900
WELLINGTON-E Spectacular lake view,
sacrificed .......................................... $59,900
Upper Floor 1 BR /1½ BATH
STRATFORD-N Oversized beauty, new
flooring, baths & new oven too ......... $28,000
WELLINGTON-D Nice price for beauti
floorplan, great waterview ................ $52,900
SOUTHAMPTON-C Nice, furn, hurricane
shutters, stall shower ........................ $39,900
SUSSEX-F Corner, tile floors, on preserve,
great buy!!! ....................................... $42,900
SOUTHAMPTON-C Wood lam thruout,
new patio, furn.................................. $39,900
WELLINGTON-F Exquisite view, tile,
updated, great price.......................... $59,900
September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 27
Ground Floor 2 BR /1½ BATH
OXFORD-100 Beauty, waterside, all tile, new
central air conditioning ........................ $72,500
DORCHESTER-H Water views, new kitchen,
nicely furnished .................................... $69,900
WALTHAM-G Corner, new CA, walk to
Clubhouse, great price.......................... $47,900
ANDOVER-L Turnkey, rentable unit on water,
great association .................................. $49,900
NORWICH-N Pet friendly, updated garden,
pat w/Frch drs (negotiable) .................. $59,900
Upper Floor 2 BR /1½ BATH
NORWICH-J Tastefully furnished, turnkey
with tile, must see ................................. $49,900
SOUTHAMPTON-B Corner, new kit & baths,
granite, tile fls on golf course ............... $99,000
NORTHAMPTON-F Corner and more on
water .................................................... $59,900
NORWICH-N Pet friendly, corner, tile &
more, great price too! ........................... $69,900
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DOVER-C Ground, lakeside beauty, new kit,
tile, new patio ....................................... $99,900
SOMERSET-B Lakeside beauty, entirely new,
open fl plan, tile & new patio ............. $107,500
WELLINGTON-F Corner, tile, updated,
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WELLINGTON-L Stunning, completely
renovated, ready to move in .................. $99,000
WELLINGTON-H Pristine, lovely vw$79,900
GREENBRIER Tile, mirrors, new everything,
shows like a model .............................. $159,900
OXFORD-500 Oversized, ground floors, tons
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WELLINGTON-F Ground floor, gorgeous
new kit, updated baths, tile, on lake .... $109,900
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CAMDEN-I 1½ cnr, gr fl tile, acr fr pool .......................................................................... $550
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SHEFFIELD-D 2nd fl, parq fls, pris, nu kit/bath & wtr too .......................................... $600
SOUTHAMPTON-C 1½ beauty w/OS pat, furn, CAC .................................................... $650
WELLINGTON-L 2/2, stng, comp renov, tile thruout ....................................................$850
SOUTHAMPTON-C wood fls, part furn, nu appls & pat, CAC ...................................... $650
ANDOVER-K 1/1 gr fl, H2O, tile, furn ................................................................. $550/1,000
COVENTRY-G 2/1½ gr fl, nr CH, tile, nice ...................................................................... $675
SHEFFIELD-J 1/1½ cnr, gr lf, pretty ........................................................ seasonal $5,000
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WINDSOR 1/1 lovely retreat, tile, nice price .................................................................... $550
MANY MORE, SEASONAL TOO!
Page 28 THE UCO REPORTER September 2008
The Plight of the
Century
Twas the day of the meeting
and all thru the room,
Not a brain cell was working,
so cluttered with gloom.
The bodies were there and
they twitched like a bird
And everyone listened but
nobody heard.
The clatter, the chatter, the
arrogant stance,
The shivers of anger like St.
Vitus’ dance.
And everyone practiced the
art of “accuse.”
And labeled the answers the
art of “excuse.”
That “this” was no good and
“that” was a shame,
That “he” was a crook and
“she” was to blame.
But very few offered to hold
out their hand
And no one came forward
like brothers to band.
There’s a whole lot of anger
at UCO today
With thinking, of course, that
there’s “someone” to pay.
We seem to forget that it
takes a whole group
To laugh in the kitchen that
makes chicken soup,
And it’s not just the chicken
that shines at the meal,
But the various goodies that
finish the deal.
Let’s get back to cooking a
menu for all.
Stop burning the pot and
answer the call.
Let’s start a new plate and
work with the rest,
And make Century known
as the Village that’s best.
Suzanne Cohen
UCO Quadrants 2008-09
Frank Cornish
Cambridge
Canterbury
Chatham
Dorchester
Kent
Northampton
Sussex
Sal Bummolo
Andover
Bedford
Golf’s Edge
Greenbrier
Kingswood
Oxford
Southampton
Stratford
From the ger surprise for you. “I’m most always a man) would be would lace up in the front. A
O’Toole.” invited to sit in this chair dur- tightly tied lace was worn by a
Big Book of ********** ing a meal. To sit in this chair proper and dignified lady as in
Jewish Humor Sol Cohen visits a kosher meant you were important and “straight laced.”
Chinese restaurant on the in charge. Sitting in the chair, Common entertainment in-
A patient in a mental insti-
Lower East Side and to his one was called the “chair man.” cluded playing cards. How-
tution argued that he must be
surprise the Chinese waiter Today in business we use the ever, there was a tax levied
served only Kosher food. Fi-
addresses him in Yiddish. On expression or title “Chairman when purchasing playing
nally the director acquiesced.
the way out, as he is paying the or Chairman of the Board.” cards, but only applicable to
A few days later, on the Sab-
check, he says to the propri- Needless to say, in those the “Ace of spades.” To avoid
bath, he saw the same patient
etor, “You run a nice restau- days, personal hygiene left paying the tax, people would
smoking a cigar. “Wait a
rant. And a Chinese waiter much room for improvement. purchase 51 cards instead. Yes,
minute,” said the director. “We
who speaks Yiddish. What a As a result many women and wince most games require 52
had to order special food for
gimmick that is.” “Not so loud, men had developed acne scars cards, these people were
you and now you are smoking
says the owner, “He thinks it’s by adulthood. The women thought to be stupid or dumb
on the Sabbath!” “But doc-
English.” would spread bee’s wax over because they weren’t “playing
tor,” replied the patient. “Did
their facial skin to smooth out with a full deck.”
you forget? I’m meshugenah.”
their complexions. When they Submitted by Bob Schenkel
********** Time for a Little were speaking to each other,
A Texan visiting Israel and
feeling thirsty stops at a house
History Trivia! if a woman began to stare at Karaoke
another woman’s face she was
along the road. “Can you give In the late 1700s, many
told “mind your own bee’s
Continues!
me a drink of water? Asks the houses consisted of a large
room with only one chair. Com- wax. Should the woman smile, Every Tuesday night
Texas. “Of course” says the
monly, a long wide board was the wax would crack, heck the from 6:30 to 9:30 and
Israeli and invites the Texan to
folded down from the wall and term “crack a smile.” Also, Friday night from 6-9
come inside. “What do you
used for dining. The “head of when they sat too close to the p.m. in the Clubhouse
do? Asks the Texas “I raise a
the household” always sat in fire, the wax would melt and
few chickens” answers the Is- Party Room. Come join
the chair while everyone else therefore the expression “los-
raeli. “Really” says the Texan; the fun: music,
ate sitting on the floor. Once in ing face.”
“I’m also a farmer. How much dancing and singing.
a while, a guest (who was al- Ladies wore corsets which
land do you have?” Well, says
the Israeli, “out from here,
three miles and in back I have
six miles — how about your
land?” “On my ranch,” replies
the Texan, “I have breakfast
and get into the car and I drive
and drive — and don’t reach
the end of the ranch until
dinnertime” “Wow” exclaims
the Israeli, “I once had a car
like that.”
**********
Leo Rosten tells of a young
priest on New York’s East Side
who sees a large sign over a
store, “Pincus and O’Toole.”
The priest goes into the store
and is greeted by a man with a
beard and wearing a skull cap.
The priest is delighted. “It does
my heart good to see how your
people and mine have come
together in friendship and
business. “Well” says the man
with the beard” “I’ve got a big-
Jerry Karpf
Coventry
Easthampton
Norwich
Plymouth
Salisbury
Sheffield
Waltham
Ken Davis
Berkshire
Camden
Dover
Hastings
Somerset
Wellington
Windsor
 September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 29

Pregnant Pause puzzled look, asked, “Is it a

good baby?”
○○○○○
A three year old walked
over to a pregnant lady while
She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a Wish I Said That
Stamps in waiting with his mother in the
real good baby.” By John Saponaro
With an even more sur- “‘Before arriving at the Ha-
doctor’s office.
the News He inquisitively asked the lady,
prised and shocked look, he vana airport I didn’t know if I
asked, “Then why did you would be transported to the
Syd Kronish “Why is your stomach so big?”
eat him?” 1950s — as Cuba often is
She replied, “I’m having
From the Internet shown in movies — or to a
a baby.”
With big eyes, he asked, “Is modern city. The truth was
Say You Saw It in the
somewhere in between.”

○○○○○
the baby in your stomach?”
In these times of stress fac-
ing Americans — wars, high
Would you prefer a single, She said, “He sure is.”
colorful “Happy Birthday” Then the little boy, with a Reporter Bill Northey

gas prices, foreclosures, bank- stamp ?!? The Postal Service

ruptcies, job losses, soaring has those in stock too. Three
food prices, to mention a few
— we all could use a little
“cheering up.” Right ?!?
Happy Birthday stamps have
been released — in 1987,
1988, and one in 2002 fulfill-
Annuity Owners
That is why the U.S. Postal
Service tells us, in stamp form,
to get happy, and forget your
ing the mailing needs of the
public. The design shows the
word “Happy Birthday” in
Could Pay 50% to the
troubles. There are so many
occasions in life to celebrate.
Thus, the recently issued “Cel-
multicolor.
“We continually receive re-
quests for this stamp,” says
IRS in Taxes!
Manager of Stamp Develop-
ebrate” stamp has been reis-
sued to acknowledge a host of ment Terrence W. McCaffrey. Many annuity owners are losing
happy occasions, from birth- **********
days to engagements, to anni-
versaries and more. When
The master of fun and cel-
ebration, of course, is Walt
half of their annuity value to taxes
good times call for good
wishes, this stamp design will
Disney.
Disney fans have long and most are not even aware of
hoped to see U.S. commemo-
add a touch of cheer to special
greeting cards and gift-bearing rative stamps featuring some the problem. The IRS is not re-
packages. of their favorite characters. In
The stamp design consists
of 12 colorful blocks arranged
2005, the USPS issued four
stamps showing Disney fa-
quired to notify annuity owners about
in four horizontal rows, with
three blocks in each row. Each
mous characters. McCaffrey,
who also designed this set of a little known secret that could save
stamps, commented, “Disney
block in the top three horizon-
tal rows contains a single let- characters have such wide ap- thousands of dollars in income and
ter of the alphabet, and peal not only in the U.S., but
together, the blocks spell out
the word “Celebrate.” The
also worldwide. A collabora-
tion between the USPS and
estate taxes.
three blocks in the bottom row Disney was a natural pairing.”
contain an exclamation point,
a star, and the denomination,
The four stamps in the set
show Mickey and Minnie, A FREE booklet is available that
42 cents. Alice in Wonderland and
Seventy-five million stamps t h e M a d H a t t e r, S n o w
White, Happy and The
shows current annuity owners how
were printed. First day of is-
sue postmarks can be obtained
by mail. You may purchase the
Little Mermaid.
If your local post office does
to avoid big mistakes and save
new stamps at your local post
office or call 1-800-STAMP-
not have any of these stamps
mentioned in this column, thousands!
24. You can affix the stamps phone toll free 1-800-STAMP-
to your envelopes, address 24, and also ask for a free cata-
them and place in a larger en- log to help you in your
knowledge of stamp collecting
This FREE booklet shows you the
velope and send to: Celebrate
Stamp, Postmaster, Special
Cancellations, P.O. Box
Is it possible that FDR’s fa-
vorite tune Happy Days Are
most costly annuity owner mistakes!
92282, Washington, D.C., Here Again will also be resur-
20090-2282. rected? I hope so! o
Call 1-877-374-3966 today to get
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ing of the building will no longer be provided by Seacrest
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pressure wash buildings, wash cars, boats or hand water
new plants with a garden hose, however, hosing of the
buildings is not permitted.
Call 1-877-374-3966
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any fines for violations, Seacrest Services, Inc. will
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Office: 561-804-9603 • Fax: 561-640-0224 • Cell 561-512-2485
UPPER FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 OR 2 BATH
Norwich G - Unfurn, carpet/vinyl tile, remodeled 28,000
Norwich O - Furn, Rentable, near E. gate Great 33,000
Camden H - Unfurn. Lots of light Carpet, Rentable 39,000
Dorchester D - Furn. Parquet floors, near pool 45,000
Golf’s Edge E - Unfurn, rentable, ceramic tile & encl patio 38,000
Bedford E - Includes lift!! Lots of light! Carpet 40,000
Norwich G - Unfurn. Remodeled, near Club 28,000
Camden I - Furn. carpet, rentable bldg. near pool 35,000
Sussex A - Ceramic rile, New A/C, lots of light, rentable 42,000
Kent H - Furnished, rentable building 64,900
Sussex B - Rentable building, new a/c & h2o heater 56,000
Golf’s Edge E - Near club, furnished, Berber carpet, A/C 53,000
Camden C - Water view, near pool and W. gate, pretty 39,000
Waltham C - Furn., newer refrigerator and counters 44,000
Norwich G - Beauty, fully furn. newer A/C, near E, gate 44,000
Cambridge G - Furn., central A/C, near pool 49,900
Easthampton H - Furnished, carpet, garden view 50,000
Windsor S - Fully furnished, very clean condo 55,000
Coventry E - Furn, near E. gate and fitness center 69,900
GROUND FLOOR CORNER 1 BED 1.5 BATH
Sheffield N - Furn, Ceramic tile/carpet, rentable 49,000
Coventry G - Ceramic tile, furnished, Redone 49,000
Plymouth V - Lots of Privacy, Furn, Central Air 59,900
Waltham F - Handyman special!!! Rentable, nr east gate 22,000
Oxford 200 - Absolutely amazing!! Ceramic tile, new kit. 49,000
Norwich G - Furnished, garden view, pergo floors 52,000
Golf’s Edge D - Beautiful, near east gate. 55,000
Sheffield B - Unfurn. Waterview, very pretty 33,000
Andover F - Nice, Central 42,000
Coventry C - Ceramic tile, walk in shower 40,000
Sussex A - Furnished, ceramic tile, rentable building 34,995
Sheffield M - Sweet and cozy, near Hastings fitness ctr. 49,900
Berkshire F - Unfurnished, tile, new appl., central A/C 49,500
Windsor M - Furnished, central A/C, garden view 49,000
Cambridge G - Lots of upgrades!! Ceramic tile, nr pool 36,000
GROUND FLOOR 1 BED 1/1.5 BATH
Dover B - Waterview, beauty, near clubhouse 65,000
Norwich G - Furn only, ceramic and pergo fl, garden vw 52,000
Camden E - Waterview, near pool, rentable, furnished 45,000
Camden J - Full of upgrades, turn key, new furniture 72,900
Windsor N - Beauty, Near pool and west gate 46,900
Camden H - Unfurnished, newer appliances 40,000
Southampton C - Ceramic tile, near pool, golf view, unfurn 32,000
Easthampton C - Furnished, ceramic tile, newer appliances 55,000
UPPER FLOOR 1 BED 1.5 BATH
Northampton - Lift, Waterview, ceramic/carpet, furn 34,000
Waltham G - Furn, Ceramic TIle, Screened Patio, Rentable 23,000
Chatham U - Heart of community. Lots of light!! Nice! 33,000
Camden J - Tile, gardenview near large pool, furn. 45,000
Salisbury D - Lift included!! Walk to east gate. Furn 34,000
Hastings F - Furn, Near Hastings Fitness Center 25,000
Dover B - Unfurn, ceramic tile, waterview, Beauty 55,000
Dover A - Unfurn. Ceramic tile, waterview, new A/C 53,000
Waltham A - Furn, Carpet, Come enjoy 36,500
Greenbrier A - ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!! 95,000
Stratford N - Furnished, nice location 33,000
Southampton A - Unfurn. Redone, golfview 49,900
Golf’s Edge G - Beauty, carpet, ceramic tile 49,000
Dover C - Central A/C, elevator bldg, Near Clubhouse 56,000
Easthampton G - Furn, Berber carpet, 2 A/C units 49,000
Easthampton D - Lovely furn condo, near east gate 50,000
Norwich H - Lots of upgrades, near E. gate 42,000
Chatham K - Newer appliances, near amenities, furn 44,000
Wellington F - Water view, furnished, elevator in bldg. 73,000
Canterbury D - Furnished, Motivated, near pool 48,500
Southampton A - Hardwood floors, new appliances 75,000
GROUND FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH
Sheffield K - Furn, carpet, great condition 65,000
Norwich B - Furn, berber carpet, ceramic tile 28,000
Bedford G - Furn, ceramic tile/carpet 33,000
Camden G - Handyman special, rentable, furnished 20,000
Northampton S - Beautiful ceramic tile, upgrades galore 28,000
Camden J - Unfurn. Near west gate, and pool 25,000
Northampton G - Furn, Carpet, newer countertop 29,500
Easthampton G - Furnished, carpet, near East Gate 19,900
Chatham N - Rentable, Furn. Carpet 25,000
Canterbury H - WOW! 50” TV, tile, rug in kit 30,000
Berkshire I - Drive right up Very pretty, new appl. 26,500
Northampton Q - First floor, ceramic tile, 1 year old a/c 27,000
Cambridge E - Ceramic Tile, upgrades galore!!! New!!! 30,900
Berkshire F - Furnished, great buy, just walk right in 28,000
Chatham S - Beautiful water view!! Furnished 33,000
Camden H - Rentable, near pool and west gate, pretty 25,000
Norwich B - Furn., clean, near laundry 40,000
Chatham K - unfur, rentable, very nice area, lake view 36,000
Kent H - Furnished, tile floors state of art shower!!
Camden H - Lovely furnished unit; must see!
29,900
40,000
Canterbury D - Furnished, new carpet, gdnvw, must see 36,000
UFPER FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH
Easthampton - Furn/unfurn, carpet, new appliances 27,000
Sussex M - Beauty! Furn. Lift included!! 33,000
Canterbury H - Carpet, rentable, furn. Quiet area. 22,000
Norwich L - Carpet, Rentable, Part furn, near Hastings 20,000
Sheffield A - Waterview, pergo floors, wall units, new a/c
Windsor D - Furn. Waterview, near east gate
35,000
37,000
Canterbury C - Rentable, cutie, furnished, garden view 35,000
Northampton S - Cul-de-sac, Near pool. Carpet garden view
Windsor D - Furn. Waterview, near west gate.
23,000
37,000
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Dorchester B - Furn. Beautiful ceramic tile floors, Pretty 35,000
Salisbury F - Furn, New Range, Frig, ceramic 40,000
Berkshire G - Carpet, Ceramic Tile Rentable 27,000
Easthampton A - Lovely furnished upstairs unit, must see! 37,000
Berkshire G - Rent to own, Close to west gate 28,900
Kingswood C - Redone, rentable, pretty and furnished 39,000
Camden J - New bathroom utilities, New water heater 50,000
Kingswood C - Pretty, rentable, close to amenities 55,000
Coventry E - Central A/C, new furniture, mirror walls 39,900
Canterbury F - Furn., New Shower & tile in bathroom, A/C 39,950
Northampton L - Partially furn, Newer Appliances 35,000
UPPER FLOOR CORNER 2 BED 1.5 OR 2 BATH
Dover C - partly furn, waterview, ceramic tile 74,900
Sheffield M - furn, encloed patio. Move right in!!! 49,000
Norwich H - Redone, Beauty, Rentable, furn. Best Offer 60,000
Cambridge H - Stunning! Furn, new hurricane windows 69,900
Chatham J - cer tile, heart of everything 69,900
Canterbury J - cer tile, unfurn, nr pool 38,900
Cambridge E - cpt, out cnr, furn, cpt 43,000
Waltham I - new AC, pt furn, lots of lite! East gate 57,900
Easthampton F - new AC, nr east gate, priced to sell! 48,000
Kingswood D - beauty, well taken care of, rentable 49,000
Waltham A - furn, rentable, cpt, nr club, east gate 58,000
Hastings B - unfurn, lift, cpt, lite and brite 58,000
Canterbury C - new wtr htr, CA, encl patio 59,000
Waltham A - rentable, nr amenities, furn 68,000
Sheffield M - cnr unit, mod app, close to Temple 45,000
Norwich L - Furn. Rentable, great location 70,000
Sheffield O - Ceramic tile, Pretty Garden View 75,000
Sheffield O - Beauty!! Furn. Quiet area, near Hastings 75,000
GROUND FLOOR CORNER 2 BED 1.5 / 2 BATHS
Salisbury F - Rentable, near east gate, outside corner 43,000
Plymouth K - Ceramic tile, beauty, upgrades galore! 179,500
Andover M - Ceramic Tile, waterview, cul-de-sac 48,000
Norwich J - Furn, Near east gate. Great Price! 49,000
Coventry E - Furn, ceramic tile, close to clubhouse 66,000
Salisbury I - New vanities, tile near clubhouse 65,000
Camden F - Waterview, unfurn. Washer and dryer 75,000
Kent D - New everything!! Tenant in place 95,000
Northampton J - Rentable building, Waterview, very pretty 89,900
Southampton B - Partially furn, parking very close 104,000
UPPER FLOOR 2 BED 1.5/2 BATH
Wellington H - Unfurn, carpet, great waterview, shutters 58,900
Waltham B - Rentable, furn, carpet, near East Gate 49,000
Oxford 500 - Unfurn, Carpet, Redone 50,000
Berkshire H - Part Furn, Ceramic tile/carpet, newer appl. 49,000
Norwich B - Carpet, furn. Newer appliances. 49,000
Golf’s Edge E - Furn. With lift, carpet, near pool! 59,000
Norwich A - Furn. Near amenities, well taken care of 58,600
Easthampton C - New countertops, cabinets, dishwasher 67,000
Stratford B - Near east gate, ceramic tile, lots of light, rentable 65,000
Northampton J - Very nice, Furnished, Carpet, rentable 43,000
Bedford H - Part furn. Waterview, storm shutters, NICE 40,000
Wellington J - Beautiful Designer furnished. Granite tops 149,000
Kent F - Furn, near Kent Pool GREAT DEAL ! 38,000
Sussex E - Unfurn. Rentable, ceramic tile 52,000
Oxford 100 - Furn. Waterview, Steps to pool 65,000
Sheffield G - New bathroom, furn., great design!!! 65,000
Windsor G - Furn, gardenview, ceramic tile 55,000
Coventry D - Furn. Neg., new kit., all remodeled 43,000
Greenbrier A - Golf View, renovated, part furnished 105,000
Coventry C - Newer Appl. Berber Carpet 49,000
GROUND FLOOR 2 BED 1.5 OR 2 BATH
Norwich H - Unfurn, Rentable, upgrades 55,000
Norwich G - Furnished, near East Gate, Rentable 59,000
Hastings C - Ceramic tile. Across from Hastings Pool!! 74,900
Northampton H - Furn. waterview, rentable 49,900
Norwich L - Private area, rentable, furn New A/C 45,000
Sheffield A - Waterview, decorator’s delight! WOW! Rentable 55,000
Stratford B - Near Clubhouse, great floor plan 55,000
CONDOS/HOUSES OUTSIDE CENTURY VILLAGE
GOLDEN LAKES SALE
Lake Frances - wtrvw, 1/2 convert, nu appls, CT, WM 86,500
LAKE WORTH FOR RENT
Rental, 2/2 furn, CAC, WD mo 1,200
TERRACINA
Cresta Circle - Great for families, incred lkvw, burg alm, tile fls, furn, hurr shtrs, comm activs & amits,
abs gorg!!! 369,000/will rent
CRESTHAVEN VILLAS
Crosley Drive East - 2/1.5 1st fl, furn, cptd retreat, feat CA, avail seasonally
mo 1,250/ann 700
MYLA LANE
2 BR 1 ba unfurn, very, very clean 700 per mo & 1,000 dep
SPECIAL FEATURES
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This 2 BR & 2 full baths is state of arts, architectually
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feat gran ctrtps, X-storage, built-in shlvg, custom
closets. All this for $165,000
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The Village of
Hopes,
Opportunity and
Fulfillment
By “The Villager”
Century Village, the para-
mount place where the hearts
and minds as well as the hopes
and dreams of all who reside
here are embedded.
Thousands of our residents
from all parts of the world, all
religions, all races, all ethnic
backgrounds meld together.
Here, every one of us has
the opportunity, if we so de-
sire, to participate in a plethora
of activities and amenities
from early in the morning to
late at night.
Above all, we reside in a
gated community with 24/7 se-
There is a great golf course
with a golf club for tourists, heated
swimming pools year-round.
If your specialty is arts and
crafts, ceramics or music, we
have that, too.
For your 24 hour TV infor-
mation, please watch Channel
63. You will see the up-to-date
information on organizations,
clubs, classes, entertainment
and UCO announcements.
A salute to UCO President
George Loewenstein, his of-
fice and staff for implement-
ing and promoting the
multitude of far-reaching pro-
grams and services vital to us
all. Same honors to Anita
Cruz, the V.P. of WPRF Inc.,
and her hardworking employ-
ees for the same.
Let’s hear a big cheer to the
UCO Reporter — The New
Yes, I Am a kids, and a few other things I The Answer to
can’t remember.
Senior Citizen! I’m sure everything I can’t Life Is Not 42
The life of the party…even find is in a secure place. Why is it only drug dealers
if it lasts until 8 p.m. I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and software developers call
I’m very good at opening and that’s just my left leg. their clients “users”?
childproof caps with a hammer. I’m having trouble remem- How is it possible to have a
I’m usually interested in go- bering simple words like… civil war?
ing home before I get to where I’m realizing that aging is If you ate pasta and anti-
I’m going. not for wimps. pasta, would you still be
I’m awake many hours be- I’m sure they are making hungry?
fore my body allows me to adults much younger these If you try to fail, and suc-
get up. days, and when did they let ceed, which have you done?
I’m smiling all the time be- kids become policemen? Why is it called tourist sea-
cause I can’t hear a thing I’m wondering, if you’re son if we can’t shoot at them?
you’re saying. only as old as you feel, how Why is the alphabet in
I’m very good at telling sto- could I be alive at 150? that order? Is it because of
ries; over and over and over I’m a walking storeroom of that song?
and over… facts…I’ve just lost the key to Why is there an expiration
I’m aware that other the storeroom door. date on sour cream?
people’s grandchildren are not Now — have I already sent If all those psychics knew
as cute as mine. this to you? the winning lottery numbers,
I’m so cared for — long From the Internet why are they still working?
term care, eye care, private If a mute swears, does his

LLL
curity. (You can even be a part York Times of CV. Read it. care, dental care. mother wash his hands with soap?
of this security system by vol- Enjoy it. Save it. I’m not grouchy, I just don’t Why do psychics have to
unteering to join C.O.P. — Citi- As the song goes: “We are like traffic, waiting, crowds, ask you for your name?
zens On Patrol — which covers family!” o lawyers, loud music, unruly From the Internet
all areas of the Village in coop-
eration with the Palm Beach
County Sheriff’s Office.
OK, let’s review some of the
activities and programs at your
convenience and pleasure.
Want entertainment? We
have new movies and dances —
free. There are Broadway shows
and entertainment by star per-
formers in our state-of-the-art
theater in the Clubhouse.
Speaking of dancing, there
are dance classes to learn and
improve your twinkle toes to
all varieties of dance — from
Lindy to Latin.
For your health, we have a
multi-faceted gym with differ-
Enriching Lives
ent types of equipment and
apparatus.
Also, the Village has a
staffed pharmacy to supply
your medical needs, and a li-
brary for your reading pleasure.
CERT (Community Emer-
gency Response Team), a new
safety program, started this
year to aid residents during a
hurricane. This training pro-
gram with special classes for
volunteers is now in progress. Our Adult Day Care Centers offer specialized programs and services designed to meet the
For boat enthusiasts, there
needs of seniors in our community who are cognitively and physically impaired. Our centers
is a boat and sailing club. Po-
litical devotees have a Demo- focus on therapeutic activities, allowing for better quality of life for the member and caregiver.
cratic and Republican club.
Tennis anyone? There is a Programs and services include:
very active tennis club with
many players. • Art therapy • Gardening • Caregiver support groups
Bingo betters have a mod- • Music therapy • Cooking • Limited transportation
ern game setup each week, • Life-enrichment classes • Athletics • And much more
except on the summer months.
There is a bridge club, a Financial assistance for those who qualify.
drama society, a humor club,
For more information, please call 561-687-5790.
and various clubs for former
“up North” folks.
If you do not own a car, MORSE GERIATRIC CENTER • LEVINE REHABILITATION CENTER • KRAMER SENIOR SERVICES AGENCY • THE TRADITION OF THE PALM BEACHES
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there is a continuous bus sys-
tem (free) to all points of the
Schaffer Adult Day Care Center on the Marilyn & Stanley M. Katz Seniors Campus
Village, as well as to local
shopping and medical centers. 4847 Fred Gladstone Drive | West Palm Beach, FL 33417 | 561-687-5790 | morselife.org
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Century Village Good Samaritan Medical Center

This & That
Dr. Marilyn
Ducati
Just the other day, one of my
daughters called, and in the
course of conversation, asked
me if I have given any thought
to what I have intended to do
with my remains when my
time comes.
I realize most children ask
their parents what they had for
dinner or what shows they saw
at the Clubhouse, but just com-
ing from the funeral of a
friend’s mother, this subject
concerned her.
Briefly, I informed her that
I was donating myself to
medical research, which
opened a can of worms. What
if you are unacceptable? What
if they want only the good
parts, and how do they go
about this process?
I’m sure my Century Village
neighbors have thought about
this alternative more than a
few times. All of us are shar-
ing our second half of life, as I
gave myself permission to
share these thoughts with you.
If anyone wants to find out
more about the research and
teaching hospitals or just dis-
cuss this worthwhile subject
with me, just call Dr. Ducati
at 687-3935.
P.S.: I hope you will at-
tend the “This and That
Group” which meets every
other Monday at 1:30 in
Clubroom A. o
Medical Plaza
and Tenet Florida
Physician Services
Joining Forces in
Century Village
West Palm Beach, FL — July
28, 2008 — The medical prac-
tice of Henry Katz, M.D., and
Vivian Carta Sanchez, N.P., has
joined Tenet Florida Physician
Services, LLC. The practice is
conveniently located at the Cen-
tury Medical Plaza and dedi-
cated to serving the residents of
Century Village. “Under the di-
rection of this prestigious orga-
nization, we will have the
opportunity to enhance our
medical services for our resi-
dents,” said Dr. Katz.
will be sponsoring Focus Group luncheons
at Century Village Medical Center
Limited seating by reservation only
Kindly contact
Jerry Sherman 561-715-2788
Community Relations for
Good Samaritan Medical Center
In addition to primary care tunity to care for the residents
services, the Century Village of Century Village,” said John
Medical Plaza currently offers McDonough, Director of Te-
physical therapy and various net Florida Physician Services,
medical specialties. Over the LLC, “We strive to be the
next several months, Tenet healthcare provider of choice
Florida Physician Services for this community.”
will increase the medical spe- Tenet owns and operates
cialty coverage and add diag- several hospitals in South
nostic services to meet the Florida including local hos-
healthcare needs of the Cen- pitals Good Samaritan Medi-
tury Village community. “We cal Center and St. Mary’s
are excited to have the oppor- Continued on Page 40

Too Bad to Be
False
A man was caught trying to
sneak into the United States
hidden in a suitcase — talk
about your American
Tourister!
**********
A mobile phone company
has invented a device that re-
charges cellphone batteries
when you dance. It requires
just one thing — disco to be
popular again.
**********
An American newspaper
will now be edited in India.
There will be some changes:
Iraq will now be known as
Bollywood; Washington will
now be known as the Raj dy-
nasty; and President Bush will
now be known as Apu
Nahasapeemapetilon.
**********
Disguised with a mop on his
head, a lame bank robber
hoped to get his tricks. He was
busted before he could finish
saying “This is a stick-up.”
**********
Flint, Michigan is cracking
down on droopy pants. It’s the
hometown of gadfly Michael
Moore, who took on the Bush
administration and the HMO
establishment. I don’t think
he’ll touch this brotherhood of
the traveling pants. o
September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 35
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Northampton N, 1/1.5, 1st fl cnr, Norwich K 2/1.5, 2nd fl, OS cnr, Sussex A, 1/1, 2nd fl, lovely unit,
beaut neutral tile thruout, updated comp tiled, updated appls in kit, compl furn w/updated kit appls &
kit & baths, nu CAC, wtrvu, unfurn, updated baths, fresh paint, accordion baths $575 ann $1,000 sea
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price: $45,000 terrific price! $52,500 tot turnkey unit w/lovely gdnvu, walk
Dorchester G 2/1.5, 2nd fl, comp to Camden pool, close to West Gate
Dorchester B 2/1.5, 1st fl cnr, $625/mo ann $1,000/mo sea
immac, furn, nu kit appls, cptg & remod & updated, neutral 18" tile
Sheffield J, 2/1.5, 2nd fl outside cnr,
tile, CAC, newer roof. See this today! thruout, fresh paint, cust mirrs, up- immac, nuer cptg, nu tile, furn, gdnvu,
$59,900 dated appls, baths, elect & plmbg, lift walk to Fit Ctr & Synagogue
Norwich H 1/1.5, 1st fl cnr, im- incl in sale, no xtra fee, encl balc, $1,100/mo sea
mac, furn, updated kit & bath, great fully furn, a real beauty, new price
Kent A, 2/1.5, 2nd fl, gorg wtrvw, nr
$55,000 Kent
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Waltham I 1/1.5, 2nd fl, immac, sensat golf cse & lkvws fr encl balc appls, acr fr pool $675/mo ann
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Century Village Medical

Continued from Page 34
Medical Center. The hospi-
tals will partner with the
Medical Plaza to conduct
wellness events, health fairs
and screenings tailored for
Century Village residents.
“We look forward to expand-
ing our relationship with the
residents of Century Village
and helping them maintain a
healthy lifestyle,” said Mark
Nosacka, Chief Executive
Officer of Good Samaritan
Medical Center.
Good Samaritan is one of
three Tenet hospitals in Palm
Beach County honored with
nine United Premium® Spe-
cialty Center designations for
2007 to 2009. The Palm
Beach Health Network is
comprised of Good Samaritan
Medical Center, St. Mary’s
Medical Center, Palm Beach
Gardens Medical Center,
Delray Medical Center,
Pinecrest Rehabilitation Hos-
pital, and West Boca Medical
Center. For more information
on Tenet South Florida Hos-
pitals, visit www.tenethealth
.com. To make an appoint-
ment with Dr. Katz or to learn
more about the Century Vil-
lage Medical Plaza, please
call 561-697-3131. o

Good Sa-
maritan
Medical
Center is
starting a
program
of monthly
h e a l t h
events/
seminars
in Septem-
ber to be
held at the
Century
Village
Medical
P l a z a .
More infor-
mation to
follow.
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caricature — sick, sexless
and silly. Very rarely do you
see fashion shows catering to
the older person. It’s as if we
are useless and should be
shunted into a corner and for-
gotten about.
I once read a poem about
old people.
“The Old People Can!”
You think they smell kind of
funny.
And just want them for their
money.
But give them a chance
And they’ll buy you great
pants!
The Old People Can!
Old People Can…
I am a member of the
Knights of Pythias. Unfortu-
nately, all our members are
“senior citizens,” with an av-
erage age of about 82+. It is
with great pride to be con-
nected to an organization that
each year collects and distrib-
utes thousands of dollars for
children in need and sponsors
a “Special Olympics” pro-
gram which attracts hundreds
of children to participate in the
event. These senior citizens
are not sitting and watching
the sun set on their lives; they
are out there doing what we
“old folks” do the best — shar-
ing, teaching — and setting
examples.
How often do our grandchil-
dren ask us to tell them a funny
story? Very often they listen to
their grandparents talking
about when they were younger
and its funny because we use
words differently than they do.
I know so many Century Vil-
lage seniors who volunteer in
organizations from health care
to education. If some of these
so-called societal pundits of
the news media would only
look beyond their noses, they
will see a vital, highly edu-
cated, energetic segment of our
society. By the way, if you
study the election statistics, the
group that has the highest
voter participation rate in the
United States are the elderly.
We cannot be taken for granted
by our politicians. We are just
too important.
Forgive me for writing so
much. I just had the need to
vent my frustrations about
this “age” thing. To show you
how far these young reporters
will go, during the Olympic
swimming tryouts, a woman
won event after event, and she
was 41 years old. All that the
commentators could reflect
about was that she was 41.
How typical.
On a personal note: A few
September 2008 THE UCO REPORTER Page 43
years ago, I applied to a high Aspartame almost as rampant as multiple Baby Defaced
school for a teaching position. sclerosis, especially with Diet
Poisoning When our son was born, my
After a brief interview, the Coke and Diet Pepsi drinkers.
mother-in-law came to visit us
principal asked me, “Why do If you are using Aspartame The victim usually does not
in the hospital. And the whole
(NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, know that Aspartame is the
you want to work at your age?”
time, she kept saying, “He
etc.) and you suffer from culprit. (S)he continues its use;
I responded that “I was a wine-
looks just like you!”
fibromyalgia symptoms — irritating the lupus to such a
lover and that I could be com-
A few months later, one of
pared to a first growth spasms, shooting pains, numb- degree that it may become a
my friends told me she had re-
Bordeaux which gets better ness in your legs, cramps, ver- life threatening condition.
cently bumped into my
tigo, dizziness, headaches,
and better with age.” I was not Once a sufferer is taken off
mother-in-law and mentioned
tinnitus, joint pain, unexplain- diet sodas, most of the symp-
hired. I assumed that this prin-
what a beautiful baby our son
able depression, anxiety at- toms disappear. Vision loss has
cipal settled for a cheap non-
was. “Yes, he is,” my mother-
tacks, slurred speech, blurred returned in many cases, and
vintage variety. Well, I am glad
in-law agreed. “And it’s amaz-
vision, or memory loss — you hearing loss has improved
that I live in Century Village,
ing, because he was the ugliest
where great vintages abound probably have Aspartame poi- markedly. This applies to MS,
newborn I ever saw.”
soning.
and we just get better and bet- tinnitus, and fibromyalgia.
From the Internet
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this sweetener exceeds 86 de- tal Conference, speaker Dr.
Is Alzheimer
Alzheimer’s ’s In To all Associations or
grees F., the wood alcohol in H.J. Roberts stated that once
Your Home? Groups who own a lift: The
Aspartame converts to form- free of the “diet products” and
permit fee has been raised
Memory loss? Inconti- aldehyde and then to formic with no significant increase in
by the Bureau of Elevator
nence? Same questions acid, which in turn causes exercise, his patients lost an
Safety to $75 per year
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Alzheimer ’s suppor t acid is the poison found in the trial period. Any renewal application
group meets every Thurs- sting of fire ants. The metha- Readers with undiagnosed
after August 1, 2008 will be
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day, 1:00 pm, in The Crafts’ other conditions, multiple with their doctors. $125. All fees across the
Room (note change). No sclerosis and systemic lupus. Condensed from an board have been in-
doctors! No sales! Systemic lupus has become Internet article creased.
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Quality hands-on Physical and Aquatic Therapy are being offered at the
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Therapies offered by RTL:
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