Really mean insults

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Don’t feel bad, there are many people who have no talent!

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.

Keep talking – someday you’ll say something intelligent.

Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don’t think, it might sprain your brain.

Fellows like you don’t grow from trees, they swing from them.

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

You’re a man of the world. And you know what sad shape the world is in.

He’s always lost in thought. It’s unfamiliar territory.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

He’s listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?

He’s living proof that man can live without a brain.

He’s so short, when it rains he’s always the last to know.

He’s the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

How much refund do you expect on your head now it’s empty?

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Hi, I’m a human being. What are you?

I can’t talk to you right now. Where will you be 10 years from now?

I don’t want you to turn the other cheek, it’s just as ugly.

I don’t know what it is that makes you so stupid but it really works.

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me.

I’ve seen people like you but I had to pay admission.

Do you practice being this ugly?