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Turnips United attacked, saying they were "the better
vegetable". Almost-Chief Rhubarb Haleus Vernicus attacked
with only like 100 soldiers against 600 billion turnips. Guess
who won. I'll give you time on that. 3...2...1. My lil' bro Tom!
Nah just kidding, the SKR won. Fast forward to the year 3018.
The SKR was just recently defeated in the Battle of Potato.
Potato forces fought hard (wait actually soft) and launched a
SURPRISE POTATO ATTACK! -~*5-20-13*~- UPDATE:
There's gonna be a new writer and editor of the Longest Text
Ever! Introducing...... Jaime Rodriguez! As of the moment I'm
waiting for him to write anything. He said hes gonna write about
Munchkins. LOL. Let's continue about the Battle of Potato. SKR
was defeated. But it was not dead. The remaining members
formed the Coalition of Armed Forces and People for Very
Long Abbreviations and Acronyms That Are Very Very Long
We Will do this Forever Let's End at Long Last
(CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL). They formed it in secret
in fear of being forced to drink potato juice. Eww. Or maybe
Spicy Hot V8. Whichever they drank, it was disgusting. At the
battle of Capthertion they defeated the Army of Potato. Their
dream had finally came true. But... they also had to defeat the
Turnipian Forces. The CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL
sieged the Turnipian city of Jopthropinia for 9 months. The
CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL won. They also
imprisoned the Turnipian emperor, Aloysius Allerman Fullerton
Spellerman-Bankerton VII. Then they conquered the United
States. They instituted the Empire of Alerdintia and instituted a
new currency, the peleion, which is: 1 peleion=
$1,337,337,337,337,337,337 (1984 USD)They made a new city
called Boring City and declared it the capital city of Alerdintia.
Alerdintia grew VERY slowly. In the second year it only had
700 residents. But in October of 3972, 4,000,000,000,000 people
moved in. Now the population has 4,000,000,000,007. -Jaime-I
think donuts are better than munchkins. Also, which would you
prefer? Pie or buttcheeks? Now, if you don't play Minecraft,
your computer will explode in 5 seconds, sucker. -Kenneth-
Jaime is such a noob at Minecraft. I have officially declared him
a class 10 Noob. No person shall be within 600 miles of him,
and those 600 miles are the "Jamian Zone". NOTE: Everything
before Jaime's text, I typed it. IDK why but I have this thing of
which I am interestedf in certain states. First one: Colorado.
Second one: Minnesota. And the third one... ILL NEVER TELL
YOU!
Hai. Sorry for the delay guys but I have migrated my site over
to geocities.ws and I haven't had the time and feeling to write
another paragraph. We played wiffleball at my backyard and in
my intestines. Blah blah filler text and filler text. This web
editor is soooo much better than Redkid's webpage builder.
Geocities is a WYSIWYG HTML editor, and that's good enough
for me. But the only thing is that I can't find either a colored
horizontal line or a background color. Let's talk about garlic
juice and potato juice. It may or may not be real. I googled
garlic juice last nightand it is REAL! Garlic juice: CLICK
HEEYAH Then we have to do potato juice.
http://davidwboswell.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/potato_juice
_large.jpg I can't even imagine the taste or smell of them! Meh
meh meh. More disgusting foods to Google! I found pics of
some cheese called "casu marzu" which has maggots in it. Eww!
And we have broccoli pie. That should not exist! EVER. On to
the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL. It was the ugh im so
sleepy right nao;p34tigrwj4gt3oqhwerioaejohu4wejom
7ws6yn††††††††††4ewfiagiaefgkwh3rwqidjkiljk2ewuhg4ejfklv
iynurbejvwnachubujnegrfwdasjmihnj˜ghrb vvgb *wakes up*
Heh? Wha-what? Is my name Alex Poller? *scientist appears*
Eh, yes. Your name is Alex Poller. We have put you in a virtual
reality simulator to *static noise* Lemme keep on typing diz,
dang it. Ack. So how 'bout dat airline food? Nah. Now
the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL was divided into 2
parts: the Derpian League and the Herpsonian Coalition of
Leagues and Armies. The DL was, really suckish. Although the
HC was veeery good, even gooder. Screw you I can make
gooder a word. In the year 5029 in the rightful and righteous
reign of Emperor Todd *note the bad name* he declared war
against Emperor Jacob IV. Here are some war transcripts. Hah!
NOPE. You will not get to see them until you pay $4.95 per
character. HAHA WE ARE EVIL *passes out* Wer em I?
*scientist*: Just partake in this. Please. As I said, it is a
simulator for the Alerdintian War. You are on the HC.
*simulator stops forever* Let's do that LATER. So do you like
stuff? Ehh lelelelel. <--- French LOL or le lololol or le lelelel. Its
taking me too long to type up one batch of large paragraph. I
need large paragraph. Large paragraph is good. Ahhh, I have
gotten myself into euphoria! I do officially swear that some--
*snores* ACK! DON'T WAKE ME UP! HOT FUDGE
SUNDAE. Think about it, your infinite supply or not hot fudge
sundaes, your infinite supply of... PELEIONS! Remember: 1
peleion= $1,337,337,337,337,337,337 (1984 USD). That means
LOTSA MONEY!
*Official CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL
Advertisement* Do YOU want to have LOTSA MONEYS? Do
YOU like stuff! Like unique currency? Well then trade *in the
Not-So-Evil Company Inc. and invest in the PELEION! The
official sign for the peleion is Þand REMEMBER THAT. *end
ad* So that was just wat. And I don't have anything to write
about wait whaaa roqwehug42qhiwefhiuwgyukh riluyktguyhjer
*scientist* Just stop already. *goes back to real world* Da heck
wuz that? Alright lets just keepon going on and on and on and
on.... *sleeping then wakes up* GOSH DARN IT DON'T
WAKE ME UP. Jaime has maybe been kicked out of this fiasco
and I want to type long paragraphs and stuff but I can't type
really long stuff and we introduce to you Jeffrey Antonio Jr. I
have known him since like 1st grade. And he will probably
never type even one tiny weeny little sentence. Never. Ever. Fun
fact: in this entire text: only Times New Roman 18 pt font has
been used. Ever. No strikethroughs, no bold print. No
underlining. No italics, until now! SCREW YOU. I CAN TYPE
WHAT I WANT. Lol wat wat. What am I supposed to do? Just
type? Oh, hey, umm.... My name is Bradley. Call me Brad for
short. Me: What the heck is this guy doing here? Ummm....
AMAZING NEWS! Today at 2 pm EST I have found the lost
and rumored Codex of the CAFPVLAATAVVLWWDTFLELL!
And you, only you, will get to see a transcript of the Codex!
P.S- I don't know how many people have seen this thing, but
thank you for looking at this. I am eternally grateful to all of you
who decided to think that this place was worthy of a stopover in
your journey throughout the internet and dank memes. God bless
you all.