me to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen.

What will
happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that
time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of
what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right
now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be
loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this
entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this
time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish
from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably
won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I
want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page
with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it,
I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this
LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the
background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light.
We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth
of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the
equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make
any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as
"thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete
the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously
described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing
"thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games
that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013,
Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up.
March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow,
seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the
days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube
videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A
lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a
lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did
livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone
that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely
different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had
activity, and I wasn’t writing this text. I’m currently writing this in the car. We are on
out way to the dollar store. And since I’m writing this on my phone, I’m making a lot
more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for
that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for
that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store
is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna
find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No
idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes
and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an
obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them.
Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one. She’s been looking at
them for quite a while now. We’re out of the dollar store, and now we’re going to
the computer store. I have no idea why we’re here. I guess we just are. Now we’re
going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as
you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world
on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't
think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now I’m here
adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language
called “Bo”, where the only word is “bo”. I made it almost four months ago, and
somehow, it’s still going. People are still spamming nothing but “bo” there. It’s great.
I also once made a server where you’re not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very
strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I
also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had
some good memories in that server though. Now there’s a new Pig Latin server, but
it’s not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I
haven’t posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I don’t know what to post
there. I’ll figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to it’s 2016 legacy, but
I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine
question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now
the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said “so far” in the fact,
that implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any
future events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I
should just accept that I’m editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I
originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now
that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not
being here. But that’s fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, there’s this
conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a
Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum
of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is
this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole
year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in
this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of
sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I
actually suck at math, but that’s besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello,
I’m back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages,
because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m back again” once before. Same with the “I
should go now. Goodbye!” I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to
explain what a “section” is, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to
anymore. I guess you’ll just have to figure it out yourself. It’s probably not very hard
to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying
hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now
that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what you’re
talking about? That’s my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an
unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean,
press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type “LTE”. Look at all the times I use it in this
text! Not counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search
results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how
I’m trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have
a long way to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap,
my estimation is that I’ve only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes
sense that this LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long
at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is.
It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is
helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new
topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else. Why? Because, like I said,
I never have any idea what I’m talking about. Most of this LTE is just me talking about
LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t wanna go back into that territory at
this point. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write this LTE for as long as
possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time. Also, LEARN
VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back. The
documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and read it! You might
need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. In fact, you
probably won’t understand most of it unless you know some amount about
lingusitics, so you have been warned. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will
probably be better for you. If it's so easy that kids can learn it, you can too! It's a
language you can learn in probably five minutes, so why not give it a try? You may
also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. It's also a
very easy language to learn, although not quite as popular. The thing is, none of
these are even real languages. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. You
could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I
still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy
to crack, and Viesa is easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real
languages, but I never put in the effort to learn them to fluency. At least I make them
at all. Here’s a fun game: I will open up a random page from a book, and tell you the
first word I see. English. That’s the word. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read
through this LTE. We’re back, and we’re gonna play the same game as before.
Ready? Subject. Now we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent.
Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four of those words were language
related. You’ll never guess why! (Spoiler alert: it’s a conlanging book). I’m running
out of ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random word and try to talk about it.
Forbid. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know what else
to say. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk about. You know what's
weird? My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. I'm about to
change that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". I use it on a regular basis. I
say "That's epic" all the time. It's a word I can't live without. Hey, I've now written
more of this text after the 4 month gap than before it! Just thought I'd share that
fact. Also, I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in this LTE today. I've already
written more today than the day I first said I was gonna write as much as possible, so
that's a good sign. The thing is, I don't know what to write about. I need to write
about something, otherwise I won't write at all and I won't accomplish my goal.
Wait, what goal should I set? How many characters should I write today? I'm gonna
try and get 10,000 characters. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I
just have to write the equivellant of everything I've already written today. I'm just
gonna try it and see if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future I'll do a bigger goal,
like 15,000 or even 20,000 in one day. Actually, I don't know if 20,000 would even be
possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write
that much in a single day. We'll see how long 10,000 takes, though. I'm already doing
a bad job at this. I haven't typed anything here in several minutes. I need a topic.
Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill Price in 1965. It
amazes me how one can work on a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs
I start making die after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like it because... um, I don't
know, actually. There's not really anything about it that's super interesting (other
than how long it's existed), it's just his personal conlang. Maybe it's the amount of
development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts
written in the language. I'm sure most people reading this don't care about my
language related talk, but I gotta make this long. I'm desperate to reach my 10,000
character goal. I've got 4,000 to go. I just found a website that generates random art
from a seed. I just put this entire text as the seed, and it generated something quite
nice. I would put the picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I
won't do that. I've been playing with this for a while now. Many of the seeds produce
boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used "e" as the seed
and it produced a nice looking picture. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. I've been
using nothing but the word "nice" to describe these pictures. Maybe it's time to get a
bigger vocabulary? "b" looks, um, good? I don't have the right vocabulary for this. I
also don't feel like doing every single letter, because the pictures take some time to
generate. But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it
out! By the way, this is another website I found through pointlesssites.com. You
know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to
begin writing this whole thing. But what made me discover pointlesssites.com?
Vsauce mentioned it. But what made me discover Vsauce? YouTube
Reccomendations, probably. But what made me discover YouTube? As far as I
remember, my dad showed it to me when I was 6. So I would like to thank my dad
for being the reason I started writing this. He's the one who showed me YouTube,
which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought
me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. If he had
never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be
reading it. Well, that's probably not true, because I probably would have discovered
YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading
me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to...
okay, I really need to stop now. I've gone too far. But you know what I haven't gone
too far with? This LTE. I don't think I even can go too far with writing this text. Unless
this text gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit of Neocities. In which
case, I'll need to upgrade to Supporter in order to get a 50GB storage limit. But what
if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? I don't think I'll ever make it there. I
mean, 50GB is about 50 trillion characters. So I think we're good. I still need to get to
10,000 by the end of today. I've got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It's
reminding me of when I used to livestream back in 2016. I still kinda miss those days.
But at the same time, I was quite awkward and had zero social skills, so I'm not sure
if I'd want to go back. At this point, everything I've written today is longer than what
can fit on the screen at once. At least on my computer screen. It probably changes
with different screen resolutions and devices. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for
that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don't want to pressure myself
into writing this much every day, though. Last time I forced myself to complete a
certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up losing
motivation, thus letting down all my fans who were anticipating the August 30th,
2016 release date. Okay, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could
count on one hand, but still. By the way, if you're wondering what this "something"
was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie, which was supposed to be an hour
long episode of a series I made to make fun of random GoAnimate videos. In case
you're not the type of person who knows what GoAnimate is... hoo boy. Basically, it's
a drag-and-drop animation website infamous for the "grounded videos" that people
made with it, among other types of videos. It's this whole community that I neither
can explain nor want to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that
community back in the day. On my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of
GoAnimate video known as the "OS video". Typically an OS video is where some sort
of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their
operating system onto a user's computer, and the user has to deal with this OS until
they eventually find a way to "destroy" it. I made five of these videos. In
chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill OS, and Crap OS X.
Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main channel, which is unsurprising since
Caillou is pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community.
When I made that video, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel's name
was changed from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when I
made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old videos were deleted, with the
exception of my "Barney Errors", which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video.
Basically, a Barney error is when a user's computer/console/whatever session is
interrupted by a "Barney Error", a message informing the user that Barney has been
killed, and the device must not be turned off because it's an "important message".
There's also a bomb that's placed in Barney's "lair", the timer for which is displayed
in the error. The user gets some amount of "chances", and every time the device is
turned off, the user looses a chance and the time until the bomb explodes decreases.
Eventually, the user turns off the computer enough times that there are no more
chances left, the bomb explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These
punishments can range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having
your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. I once made a whole
channel for Barney Errors, where I made about twenty of them before quitting. After
that, I eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X, an OS video
made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop
Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one called "Atch OS" using
my old Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see if my old Weebly website still
exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and I wanted to see if it
dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I'm getting so much
nostalgia from this website. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making
these videos on a regular basis. I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now. I'm
kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I
think I'm gonna stop writing for today. Bye! Hey, I'm back. Yes, that hello wasn't
original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE
and started spamming. You remember that, right? I hope you read through this
whole thing instead of just picking a random part (which just happened to be this
part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I'm just kidding. Read this text however you
want to, it doesn't matter if you read this entire text from start to finish or not. I
mean, I did put some cringy stuff in here, as I keep mentioning. But it's on the
Internet, and since recently, on my homepage, so I know people are gonna read it.
Really the only reason I'm making this is because I have a weird obsession for writing
giant walls of text. Guess what? I just added translations of this LTE into various
conlangs on my website! But they're all very incomplete, and I probably won't finish
them ever... I mean, if I'm gonna finish any of them, 'twill probably be the Viesa
translation since it's the easiest to do. Hey, 'twill's back! I remember the very
beginnings of this LTE, when I first mentioned 'twill. That was 40,000 characters ago.
Appearantly I'm measuring time with characters now. Hey, what's the average
amount of text I write per day in this LTE? The four month gap probably significantly
drops that amount. Let's see! The trouble is finding out when I started writing this
LTE, because I don't know the exact date. I'm just gonna estimate that it was March
12, based on the amount of times I said goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". It's
not a very accurate measurement, though, because sometimes I stop writing for the
day without saying goodnight. But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127
days. As of that previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. 42,549
characters divided by 127 days equals about 335 characters per day. That's not very
much at all. To get an idea of how short that is, the first 335 characters of this LTE
consist of about 64 words and 8 sentences. As I predicted, the four months of no
activity had a big impact on this number. But what if we ignore the 4 month gap,
which was from March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days.
42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. That's much better. It
might be that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I said I
wouldn't do it every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. I
think I might even go a bit higher than yesterday. Let's do 15,000 characters! I have
zero life outside of this LTE, anyways, so I think I'll make it. As long as I keep typing
about random stuff for the entire day, I'll probably get past 15,000 easily. I think I'm
insane. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. My mom is almost certainly
concered for me, because I was in my room pretty much all of yesterday and my
sister told her about how I'm trying to write the longest text ever. But enough about
my descent into insanity for now. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today!
This is probably the most meta LTE in existence. Like I've said, I talk about the LTE
itself as much, if not more than anything else. By the way, if I were to write as much
as I did yesterday every day, I would reach my goal in just 15 days. Now I'm tempted
to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a goal like that every day. I think I might
end up doing it subconciously. I kinda wanna convince some other people I know
online to start their own LTE. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? They
would probably all die within a day, but at least I wouldn't be the only one writing an
LTE in 2019... The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep
LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. That wasn't really that long ago,
but still, I don't think it's being updated anymore. Now let's do an LTE Timeline! The
original FlamingChickens LTE was probably started sometime in 2004, and
Hermnerps was started the same year. The FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005,
while the Hermnerps LTE actually lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of
2004 were rather sparce. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last
updated in 2015. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in
March 2018. And of course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and is still
being updated today. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I think my LTE is the only one still being
updated. It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE along with me.
But 'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives writing a useless wall
of text. You never know, maybe an LTE that stopped being edited years ago will
come back from the dead. That seems kind of unlikely though. Very strange fact
incoming. A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text.
Ready to learn what it is? I shouldn't tell you, actually. Of course, that would ruin it.
Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. Surely you wouldn't want that to
happen. Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably gonna end up using it again
someday or another. The word is "various". If you search for "various" in this LTE,
you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as here. And I was gonna keep this a
secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence,
it spells out "VARIOUS". Kinda clever... I guess? Anyways, for those who are insane
enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the
dedication. My LTE isn't even the longest yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is
the longest, people will be challenging themselves to read the entire thing. And
maybe you're one of them! Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my
goal, in which case you still have quite a bit to go. So I wish you luck on your Longest
Text Ever reading adventure! I've been talking about LTEs all day. For the past 6,000
characters, in fact. I need to find something different to talk about. But first, I just
had an idea pertaining LTEs. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the
world! The longest joke in the world is 56,554 characters long, which is about how
long I'm trying to get this LTE by the end of today. So if I reach my goal today, this
text will be longer than the longest joke in the world! That's pretty cool. I would also
be a quarter of the way to my goal. But let's get back to finding something different
to talk about. I can't think of anything. My sister is singing a song about wanting
Subway. I will never understand her. What goes through her brain that makes her
decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want
Subway"? I don't get how her brain works. She also likes eating paper. I asked her
and appearantly she was perfectly okay with me writing that in here. She probably
thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. But she's gonna be wrong! Eventually. Now
she's asking me to write about how she likes yogurt. "Because I didn't used to", she
says. She's eating mango yogurt, and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. Now I'm
asking her what else I should put in this text. She says I should write about how
there's wild sage where we live. Now she's having hot chocolate. She didn't ask me
to write that, but I told her I was going to write it and she said okay. My sister might
start her own Longest Text Ever, again. She says it will have only one word repeated
throughout the entire text. But I told her that it defeats the purpose of an LTE. In the
original FlamingChickens LTE, one of the very first things that is written is "I will just
type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste". Okay, I just made a webpage for
her LTE (it's gonna be an actual LTE this time). Stay tuned for "The Best Longest Text
Ever", as she calls it. I think it should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or
something, but whatever. She types really slow, but I hope her LTE will be successful
nonetheless. Warning: if you do go and read her LTE, she spoils Spiderman: Far From
Home at the very beginning, so be careful about that. In fact, she's basically typing
the entire plot of the movie. Well, that's one way to increase your LTE's length, I
guess. My sister is listening to her terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. Well, she
has her LTE page open, but she's not writing anything and is singing instead. Actually,
she's writing stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. She's still writing the
entire plot. Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only
been working on it for an hour. Plus she's a slow typer. She types everything with
one hand. It might take a while for her LTE to get to this level. But assuming she
keeps writing it and doesn't forget about it after today, it'll get pretty long
eventually. I still need to write 7,000 characters today. My sister is watching a cringy
video made by our old elementary school. They became a French immersion school
after I left. She found one of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that
video. It hurts me to think about those days. My sister's LTE webpage has text now!
Maybe I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I think I'll do that.
Boom, it is done. I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. There, that's done
as well. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. I still have 5,000 characters
to go (I was completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000 left to go), and there's not
much left of the day. In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to make a goal for the
day in the first place. After all, LTE writing is supposed to be fun! Sort of. There's zero
need to make unneccesary deadlines. I think it just reduces the fun, as well as the
part of my life that isn't just writing huge walls of text. From here on out, I declare
character-per-day goals abolished. I will no longer make attempts to write a certain
amount in a single day. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do
goals every day. But I didn't, and now I regret it. But anyways, here's a fun fact about
this LTE: excluding my upcoming usage, the pronoun "he" is only used twice in this
LTE, and they both refer to my dad. On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used
forty times! Almost all of these refer to my sister. Only one refers to my mom. I guess
I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. But not as much as being
meta and talking about my own LTE. Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the fourteenth
most common word in this text! That's insane. It's more common than words you'd
expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. I
really need to talk about other things once in a while. But since I have zero creativity,
I always resort to talking about the same topics. From what I've seen, most other
LTEs are pretty diverse, but mine isn't at all. Honestly, this is likely the most boring
LTE to read. But my absolute lack of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that
way for a long time. I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep. Maybe I'll be more creative
by tomorrow. Probably not. Anyways, goodnight. Hey, I'm back, and I don't feel any
more creative. But I did have a dream last night, so I'm gonna talk about that. Last
night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone made a
video roasting Viesa. They talked about how you shouldn't say "dog" in Viesa,
because appearantly "deeg" is bad or something? I don't know. Then they said the
rule where W becomes V is weird, but I don't remember the reason they said it. I
didn't really care about how they roasted my language. Then I watched a Minecraft
video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. How do other LTE writers
have so many topics to talk about? All I ever talk about is either LTEs themselves, or
the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. There's no diversity. I very rarely talk about
anything else. And when I do, it's usually about languages and lasts only a few
sentences. There, I deleted it. Oh, you don't have any context. Basically I wrote a
bunch of depressing stuff, then I decided to delete it all. I knew I was going to regret
it later, in the same way I regret writing all that stuff about furries. Not that I think
there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me
uncomfortable looking back on it. I'm not even into that stuff as much anymore. I
don't watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk about how much I want a fursuit/go to a
convention. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Okay, I'm gonna stop
talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret talking about it in this
text. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just
mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah.
It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. In fact, I barely talked
about LTEs before that gap. It's like I lost all my creativity after four months. You
know what? I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this
before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING
FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU
WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! There, now I'm
gonna try and forget that half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. I will also try to
avoid writing about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. Let's
celebrate the End of Monotonous Topics (EMT) by talking about how we (my sister
and I) had lunch and did various other things with our grandpa! So grandpa asked if
we wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we said yes. Then he
picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had lunch, went to a museum
which was a house built in 1909 as well as the town's first hospital, and got ice cream
from what is appearently one of the best ice cream places in the country, according
to grandpa. So today was a fun day. I'm gonna go now. Bye! Hey, I'm back. That's the
fifth time I've said that. I need to come up with more original... nah, whatever.
Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't
remember most of. All I remember is playing a keyboard at the store for some
reason, and that the dream ended with a random car horn. Oh, and there was
Minecraft involved in the beginning, which I'm pretty sure is becoming a recurring
theme in my dreams. I don't know why that happened, because I rarely play
Minecraft anymore. Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver meme? That was
one of my favorite memes. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, many
DVD players had this screensaver where it was a DVD logo bouncing around the
screen. The big moment that everyone anticipates is when the logo hits the corner of
the screen perfectly, because, well, it's just so SATISFYING! I used to watch a
livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. And when it hit
the corner, it was a huge celebration for both me and everyone else watching. I got
so excited when the logo hit the corner. My computer's screensaver is even still a
DVD screensaver. But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I don't have as much
enthusiasm as I used to. I've just seen it too many times for it to be exciting anymore.
Plus, the meme isn't even a thing anymore. I doubt that livestream is even still
running. But you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. Oh wow, it
is! That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. But only four people are
watching it, which makes sense. The title now says "DVD Logo Screensaver For 1
Year", even though it hasn't quite been going on for a year. But when it hits that
point, perhaps that's when it will finally end? It should have ended months ago, if
you ask me. Yup, I was right. There's a countdown on the livestream to when it ends,
and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. Wow, the corner hit and
wall hit numbers are much bigger now. The most corner hits I'd seen is around 1400
or so, but now it's at 4776! The wall hits used to be in the hundred-thousands, now
it's at over two and a half million! Hello, I have returned. There, I came up with
something original to say! Anyways, I just combined every single LTE I know of
(including this one) and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki called "No Rules
Wiki". That wiki exactly as you would expect from the title. I found it a while ago, and
I thought it was about time I made a contribution, even if pasting over half a million
characters into a single article is breaking some rule... I've been wanting to make
Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. I think it's long overdue at this point. Hey,
I'm back again. These sections are getting shorter and shorter each day. But oh well. I
just discovered how much I like the word "number". I don't know why, but it's just so
fun to say! I think I've liked that word ever since I was a toddler learning my
numbers! I remember thinking it was a fun word even back then. At that time I had
two little electronic toys: one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and
for letters. I'm pretty sure those were the colors. I also vaguely remember having a
fan that lit up and displayed custom messages. I haven't seen anything like that since
then. All I hear right now is Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. You know that song,
right? I don't know who doesn't know it at this point. I can't think of a single person
I've seen that doesn't know what that song is. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't
been writing as much in this text. Looks like LTEs were all I could talk about. Oh well.
How many times have I said "oh well"? Probably a lot. About eight times, in fact. I'm
back again. I went a full day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! There
were a lot of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. I could've written
at least a little bit, but I didn't. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet
again! I had a dream where my domain was "exin" (or something like that) instead of
"whiletrue", so that was a thing. I also had a dream where there was this game that I
thought existed in the real world, but it didn't. Dreams do that sometimes. I don't
remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? Also, I was in
a weird store where they had an... iCarly laptop? And a bunch of gift cards. That's all I
remember. For now, at least. My sister does not like synthwave. She says "it's
repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and she doesn't like how it
doesn't have lyrics. First of all, she's hypocritical because she always listens to the
same songs on repeat. And why does it matter that it doesn't have words? Why does
she think every single piece of music in existence has to have words? YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR OPINIONS THERE! (That was a reference to a cringy GoAnimator that
no one reading this will get, unless you came to this website from my YouTube
channel which you subscribed to during my OS video days). Anyways, synthwave is
objectively the best genre of music. I remember hearing HOME - Resonance for the
first time in a Discord voice chat, and it was magical. I wish I could listen to that song
for the first time again. That was how I got into synthwave. You know what my
favorite color combination is? Yellow text on a magenta background. Oh, and don't
forget the Comic Sans. That is just pure beauty right there. In fact, it's used in the
first frame (well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes
me love that video even more. We're at 60,000 characters, 1,000 sentences, and
12,000 words! Weird how all those counts hit such round numbers in one day, huh? I
need to stick to the EMT, so I should stop talking about that. My sister is attempting
to build a Lego city. Her goal is to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT
much Lego. Have you noticed how quickly I've been switching topics in this text?
That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. That is, unless that thing is
languages or LTEs. I am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started
making a while back. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages
for some reason, then she ends up starting one. But of course, she regained her hate
and abandoned it. Now