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The Best Jokes Ever - 6
The Best Jokes Ever - 6
The Best Jokes Ever - 6
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck
Norris has more money than you
Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him
seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at
the back of his own head.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats pa-
per, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Nor-
ris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
CHAPTER 5
Redneck Jokes
Best Redneck Jokes #1
Two rednecks were walking down a path. One of them was car-
rying a sack of chicken over his shoulder. Suddenly one of them
asks the other (with his redneck slang voice), “If I guess how
many chickens you have in your bag, can I have one of them?"
The other one says, "Sure if you can guess how many I have,
I´ll give you both of them."
The other one replies, “Umm, .... I think you´ve got five!"
Bubba's teacher asked him the difference between his age and
his Brother's age.
The TV host said to Jim-Bob, "I will sing a song, leave 1 word
out. You must say the word and spell it ...Here it is - Old McDo-
nald had a ....?
The host says, "You spelled cow right, but that ain't the right
word."
"Ok Bubba, now your turn", says the Quiz master, "Old MacDo-
nald had a ...?"
"Well Hank, for the 50,000 dollar question, Old McDonald had a
…?"
The TV host gets excited and says, "Excellent Hank, now please
spell it."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ev-
er made love to a ghost?"
One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back
raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his
glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept
with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins
to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
a ghost."