13/9/1918

Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung

Today’s headline: Outrage with the TREATY
OF VERSAILLES!

After the tragic end of the war

on the 11th of November,
Germany has received the
treaty of Versailles. What is
this, you may ask? Overall, it is
an outrage and embarrassment
to this amazing country. the
treaty has the following
conditions:We must take all the
blame for this world war. This
is a travesty of justice! We
were merely defending ourself
treaty has the following conditions:
We must take all the blame for this world war. This is a travesty of justice! We were
merely defending Ourselves. Since we are supposedly responsible for starting the war,
we also have to pay reparations for all of the damage caused. This is impossible! We
are broke from war expenses, and have lost 10% of our industry as well as 15% of our
agricultural Land. The price we must pay equates to 132 billion gold marks, which is
unfeasible. To further this joke, we are losing 13% of all our land. Years and years of
hard work and endless hours are being taken in one document. Our overseas colonies
are also no more. Finally, our defensive forces are being stripped down. Our glorious
air force must be disbanded. Our army is limited to 100,000 soldiers, and our navy to
15,000. We now only have six battleships and no submarines. The Rhineland is going
to be occupied by the allies for fifteen years; strictly out of bounds. All in all This is a
tragedy, but Germany will remain the best country in the world, and fight through
these dark times.

As a nation, we must make these inferior ‘countries’ suffer for what we are being