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National Weather Service Warns Recent Snow-


Cainado May Be Tied To Professor Barnabas T. Vile’s
Weather Destabilizing Machine
Today 7:53AM • SEE MORE: ONION PUBLIC RADIO

Part blizzard, part hurricane, part tornado—all destruction. We have the latest on
this unprecedented tsunami-hailstorm combination and why many experts believe it
could be caused by the villainous Professor Vile and his weather-destabilizing
machine.
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