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About the Architects
Nathan J. Robinson is a former Connecticut Bar
Foundation Fellow at the Yale Law School and Adja-
cent Professor of Economics at Kehoewuk College
in Watching, Maine. He is an Honorary Member of
the Kingston Reform Society and has served as a
speechwriter for numerous prospective elected offi-
cials. He has written for publications as wide-rang-
ing as The Huffington Post and Monocle & Top Hat. In
2003, he was named one of the “200 Most Adjunct
Professors” by the U.S. News & World Report. He
is also the author of the instructive and sensible
children’s book, The Man Who Accidentally Wore His
Cravat to a Gymnasium.
Oren Nimni is a Philosopher-in-Residence at the
Simone Weil Center for Comparative Studies at
Northeastern University. He is the recipient of an
honorary Doctor of Laws from Rampur Agriculture
University, and has lectured at universities and open
mic nights across the contiguous United States. His
work is regularly featured in numerous journals, in-
cluding the Pragmatic Sanction and Highland Piper. In
addition, he is the exclusive authorized translator of
The Adventures of Pepito: Folktales.
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“These are the
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BLUEPRINTS FOR A SPARKLING TOMORROW
BLUEPRINTS FOR A men’s souls...”
I
In this compelling yet concise volume, Oren Nimni and t is easy to assume that nobody
Nathan J. Robinson posit a new framework for analyzing the
problems and pathologies of the contemporary human being.
SPARKLING TOMORROW wants you to be alive. “After all,”
Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream says the little depressed piper boy,
Rejecting both religio-scientific posturing and “the limits of the possible look so ter-
micro-occidental meandering, the authors project a future ribly thin these days.”
world based on a conflaption of contraptions.
Contained within the book are not only the closest secrets and But there is more cause for hope than
most endearing idiosyncrasies of the authors, but specific might immediately be apparent. Per-
designs and blueprints for the devices and discoveries which haps possibility is not the girl you
will revolutionize the modern household den or playroom. take her for! Yes, each of us is fol-
lowed by an ominous personal cloud
of doom. And yes, our innovations
are languishing and becoming more
hideous and apocalyptic by the day.
However: if we elasticate our imagi-
nations, and diagnose ourselves sys-
Oren Nimni and Nathan J. Robinson have repeatedly been called “Prophets,
tematically, we might still polish up
Seers, and Sayers of the Ages” by nationally recognized writers and critics. Having
collectively written extensively in journals and periodicals on the topics they now a sparkling tomorrow. There are yet
boldly jab at in book format, Nimni and Robinson consider themselves experts things to be proud of, and things to
in the art of prediction and pontification. As joint co-recipients of the Brandeis be done.
University School of Architecture’s famed Orson Squire Fowler Fellowship, they
have traveled extensively to discover the techniques and technologies necessary To live in spite of the obvious, this is
Nimni/Robinson
for efficient living. This was once intended to be the first in a series of volumes
the philosophy of Nimni and Robin-
intended to diagnose the human disease.
son, and within these pages they do
just that.
by NATHAN J. ROBINSON and OREN NIMNI
©2015 Scallion, Inc.
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