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Blueprints For A Sparkling Textbook
Blueprints For A Sparkling Textbook
BLUEPRINTS FOR A
SPARKLING TOMORROW
Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream
(revised and expanded edition)
By NATHAN J. ROBINSON
and OREN NIMNI
to the veldt and all those who have expended
their energies in attempting to save her
Sycophantic Palms Press
Boston – Seattle – St. Louis
Copyright © 1965, 2010, 2015 by
Oren Nimni and Nathan J. Robinson
All rights reserved
Distributed in Canada by Nimni & Associates
Printed in the United States of America
First edition published in 2010 by Borometric Language Press
Preface xvii
Introduction xxi
I. Elegies 6
II. Incompossibilities 24
III. Orthodoxies 56
IV. Growths 174
Contained Within:
Preface.....................................................................................xvii
The Vindication of Various Horse-Based Theories xvii
A Note on the Revision xviii
Intentions xix
Introduction .............................................................................xxi
The Dynamic Nature of the Blueprints xxii
What You Will Be Able To Do After Reading
The Blueprints Twice Daily For A Fortnight xxii
Themes of this Work xxiii
A Word on Guarantees xxv
I. Elegies........................................................1
(that which once existed, as it ought to have, but does no longer)
Commitment to a Thing 13
Uniforms Without Uniformity 15
Gentlemanism and Flâneurship 16
The Forcible Imposition of Values on One Another 17
Rather Good Books 19
C. Political Arrangements.........................................................21
Europe 21
A Fascism of Neighbours 22
Neighbourliness 23
Utopians and Utopianists 25
Infinite Possibility 26
Towards a Gradualist Formalism 28
Against a Formalist Gradualism 29
II. Incompossibilities................................31
(that which currently exists, but ought not to)
C. Political Arrangements.........................................................65
Expanding the Realm of the Political 65
Judges and the Mass Production of Miniature Gavels 66
Cakes and the Obsolescence of Law 67
The Legal Mind 68
Tacitly Consenting To Tacit Consent 69
Death to Socrates 71
If Every Dollar Is A Vote Then I Am A Serf 72
When Everyone is a King, Everyone is Still a King 74
Responsible Monarchy 75
Blues and the Bureaucracy 77
Other Bureaucratic Molassesses 78
Probably Actually The State Itself 80
III. Orthodoxies........................................81
(that which currently exists, as well it ought to)
C. Political Arrangements........................................................114
The Conservative Disposition 114
The Socialist Beach 116
Evolution 117
In Praise of Dubious Economics 118
That Which Cannot be Quantified 119
IV. Growths................................................121
(that which does not yet exist, but must and will)
C. Political Arrangements.......................................................181
Undermining the Label Industry 181
Finding The Orifice From Which Power Flows 183
Decentralizationism 184
The Randomly Selected Congress 186
The Forest Congress 186
The Nonexistent Congress 187
What the Police Should Do 188
Comfortable Penal Conditions 190
Or Perhaps No Penal Conditions Whatsoever 191
Worker Ownership 192
Tiny Landlords You Can Squash 194
Reclaiming the American Dream 196
CONTENTS xiv
The End.....................................................196
Sketching A Blueprint With Wobbly Hand 200
Conclusion 204
What Is Progress? When Is Tomorrow? 207
Epilogue.....................................................211
Appendices.................................................213
Appendix A: The Thirty-Three Aphorisms
and their Effect on Living 215
Appendix B: Some Replies to Critics 217
Appendix C: Five Lectures 222
Address to the Assembled 223
The “Problem” of the Beard 225
Annexing Utopia Through Hostile Takeover 227
On Carnivorous Plants 231
Relentless _______ & the Law 233
Appendix D: Ephemera 236
An Interview 237
Advertisement: Tomorrow’s Oven, Today 243
Introduction to Canceled Omnibus 244
Inner Flap from First Hardcover Edition 245
Bonus Supplement: Rear Cover Text 246
Acknowledgments 247
Bibliography 251
Index 256
By NATHAN J. ROBINSON
and OREN NIMNI