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The Simple Things 09 2020 PDF
The Simple Things 09 2020 PDF
The Simple Things 09 2020 PDF
September
TO U C H
A picnic under the apple trees • Early birds & night owls • Pub camping
End-of-summer lasagne & doughnut popcorn • Wriggle room for worms
How to replace a hug • Why we love an attic • Vintage style queens
NEW
LOOK!
Same great bakes.
delicious bakes!
@dovesfarm / dovesfarm.co.uk
A could-do list
Touch
that takes Gordale Beck into pick one that pleases you from 17 18 19 20
a pool below (also a lovely spot the dictionary and try to use it
for a wild swim). Legend has in a sentence each day. Colour
it that the cave of Janet, the in a star each time you manage it. 21 22 23 24
Fairy Queen, lies behind the
waterfall. If your socks get
wet, knock three times and ask Star wordsmith 25 26 27 28 29 30
Janet to dry them out for you.
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A few suggestions of back-to-school books to enjoy this month Summer stews. We’re still enjoying the fresh flavours of summer
How to Grow Your Own Poem by Kate Clanchy teaches you how to but have one eye on our autumn crock pots. How about a summer
write poetry of your own. Shakespearean by Robert McCrum will veg stew with pesto drizzle, or a quick chicken or lamb stew
help you to get to know the Bard better; while Dear Reader: with summer veg thrown in ten minutes before the end?
The Comfort and Joy of Books by Cathy Rentzenbrink P Personalised mugs. Markers at the ready, there’s a simple
is described as a love letter to stories and reading. tutorial on p60.
P Sketches of birds. We’ve three ideas how on p102.
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a glut of figs, try one of these
tasty ideas. If you aren’t, we
think they’re delicious enough
to be worth buying some.
A nibble: Figs-in-blankets
Figs and goat’s cheese
baked in either filo parcels
or wrapped in puff pastry
as a moreish canapé.
Here are a few suggestions for things
A main course: Confit of duck
to read, do, make and think about this
Salty duck legs served with month. Pick and choose the ones you
sweet, baked figs and a want, do all of them or just enjoy
drizzle of honey. reading and do none of them!
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GATHERING
A
n apple orchard brings
visions of cheeky children
scrumping for fruit
before being scared
off by a furious farmer
brandishing a stick. Or maybe we just
read too much Enid Blyton as children?
Either way, there’s no doubting the draw
of an orchard, with its dappled light,
abundance of ripe fruit and the sweet
yet tangy aroma of windfalls. Under the
shade of the spreading branches, it’s a
lovely place to gather and set up a table
or just throw down a blanket and
prepare to celebrate the humble apple.
Whether yours are fresh from the
farmers’ market, or a pick-your-own day
out at an orchard, or you’re lucky enough
to have plucked them straight from a
tree in the garden, they can be used in
everything from sweet, sticky tarts to
zingy salads and creamy soups. Or turn
them into sauces and chutneys to store
away for the cooler months. »
GATHERING
Apple and
parsnip soup
1 Heat the olive oil in a large saucepan,
then add the onion and garlic. Fry
Fill up your flasks with this tangy gently, stirring occasionally, for about
yet sweet and creamy mixture 5 mins until soft but not browned.
2 Stir through the parsnips, then
the apples, thyme and cumin.
Serves 6, or 12 as a starter 3 Pour in the vegetable stock, turn
1 tbsp olive oil up the heat and bring the mixture
1 onion, chopped to the boil. Reduce the heat and
2 garlic cloves, chopped simmer for around 20 mins until
4 large parsnips, peeled and the parsnips and apples are tender.
roughly chopped 4 Set the mixture aside to cool
4 small apples of your choice, slightly, then whizz until smooth
peeled, cored and chopped with a stick blender. Pour in half the
1 tbsp chopped fresh thyme cream and whizz briefly to combine.
leaves, plus sprigs to garnish Reheat gently if you think it needs it.
1 tsp ground cumin 5 Pour into bowls, mugs or flasks.
800ml vegetable stock Drizzle over the remaining cream
200ml double cream and top with thyme sprigs to serve.
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Orchard salad for the Dressing:
Zest and juice of ½ lemon
If you like your salad with a little 2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
crunch and sweetness, you’ll love 1 tbsp olive oil
this lip-smacking flavour combo 1 tsp wholegrain mustard
1 tsp clear honey
There’s no denying the draw of leaves), cored and thinly sliced (if
you’re preparing ahead, toss in lemon
the ingredients in a jar, put the lid on
and shake vigorously. Season to taste.
an orchard, with its dappled light juice to stop the apple from browning)
125g Stilton (or any other crumbly
4 Roughly slice the cooled potatoes
and arrange on top of the salad.
and sweet aroma of windfalls blue cheese) Drizzle over the dressing to serve. »
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GATHERING
Apple sauce
If you have a glut of apples,
just scale up the recipe and store
in sterilised jars over winter
Serves 6
4 large apples of your choice, peeled,
cored and chopped
Zest of ½ small lemon
1 tsp soft brown sugar
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CRAFT
CIDERS
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GATHERING
Apple juice French apple tart the edge – this will help to keep the
Press apples using a traditional Buttery pastry, sweet jam and sticky cooking juices from escaping.
press or a juicer and blend to fresh apples combine to create Inside the border, prick the pastry
a smooth juice. Add lemon juice a classic dessert or teatime treat all over with a fork, then spread
over a very thin layer of jam.
to help preserve it – and to add
3 In a large bowl, combine the
tartness – or a little sugar or
Serves 6 sliced apples with the lemon juice
honey if it’s too sharp. 1 sheet of ready-rolled puff pastry and sugar. Arrange the slices in
2 tbsp plum jam (use greengage, overlapping rows over the pastry,
apricot or rhubarb jam if you prefer) then sprinkle with the cinnamon.
5 small apples of your choice, peeled, 4 Bake in the preheated oven for
cored and sliced 35-40 mins until the pastry is golden.
2 tsp lemon juice Remove from the oven and, while
2 tbsp brown sugar still warm, slide the tart from the
1 tsp cinnamon greaseproof paper to a serving plate.
Double cream, to serve 5 In a small saucepan, gently heat
the remaining jam with a splash
1 Preheat the oven to 190C/Fan of water, stirring constantly, until it
170C/Gas 5. Line a baking tray starts to bubble. Use a pastry brush
with greaseproof parchment. to brush the glaze over the apples,
2 Put the pastry on the lined baking then set the tart aside to cool.
tray and, using a round-bladed knife, 6 Slice and serve with a jug of cream
gently score a 2-3cm border around on the side.
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Dimpsey Glamping’s Brace Hut
I
think of myself as a lark – someone who I feel as though I’ve entered some kind of
wakes early and rarely stays up late – but hibernation, sleeping for upwards of nine
the reality is a bit more complicated. A heavy hours a night. I peel myself reluctantly
conscientious banisher of artificial light, from my bed each morning, eyelids drooping.
ILLUSTRATIONS: SHUTTERSTOCK
I tend to wake at dawn and feel sleepy at But I’m a lark nonetheless. For most of the
sunset. In summer, that means I barely year, I’m usually up at five. I often pass my
skim five or six hours, my sleep broken by husband on the stairs. He’s a night owl who sits
vivid dreams. By the time of the autumn up until one or two in the morning, watching
equinox in September, when night and day are television while he waits for sleep to come, and
almost equal in length, I’m lulled into longer then falls asleep on the sofa. When I stir, he
sleep: seven hours, maybe eight. In midwinter, wakes and plods upstairs to bed, and by the
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REFLECTION
time he gets up again, I’ll be on my second pot “Light and darkness patterns
of tea, full of daytime chatter. He groans at me
like an animal: “Too early.” signal to the body when
By the time his brain comes online, I’m it’s time to rest or wake”
winding down. He gets absurdly conversational
at 8pm, when I have nothing left to say.
Between the two of us, we have the entire 24 they’re ready. Our productivity peaks at
hours covered. It’s just that we barely overlap. different times: early in the morning for larks,
I used to think my early waking was an act of and late in the evening for owls. It strikes
efficiency, evidence of my enormous discipline. I me that both of these are moments associated
now realise it’s just something my body happens with the dark and quiet. We may be striving
to do. I have no control over it. Our circadian at different ends of the day, but we’re all
rhythms – the biological processes that dictate seeking those blissful hours when we can
wakefulness and drowsiness – emerge from the drop into deep concentration, undisturbed.
suprachiasmatic nucleus in the brain, a cluster Night and day are not the only influences
of neurons that receive information from the on our sleep. As we age, we tend to get less
nerves in the eyes, detecting patterns of light sleep at night, and it’s more disrupted. Many
and darkness. These signal to the body when menopausal women report terrible bouts of
it’s time to rest or wake, and this in turn triggers insomnia, and older people experience lighter
the release of chemicals such as melatonin sleep, waking three to four times a night. In this
at night and cortisol in the morning. modern age, when we anxiously count the hours
For larks, melatonin and cortisol peak earlier. of our slumber and use apps to assess its quality,
This is partly influenced by external stimuli like we see night-waking as a failure, or a symptom
light (and explains why it’s a good idea to dim of some mental, physical or spiritual disease.
electric lamps in the evening). But a big part Yet in our recent history, we would have seen
of our waking pattern is encoded in our DNA. night-waking as entirely ordinary, particularly
The ‘clock’ genes we’re born with produce in the winter months. Research by A. Roger
proteins that drive our circadian rhythms. This Ekirch shows that, in the times before electric
means that larks and owls can often trace their light, people’s sleep tended to fall into two
sleep habits back through their families. My shifts, with an extended period of wakefulness
husband’s relatives are in the habit of calling in-between. This ‘watch’ was a very particular
each other for a chat at one in the morning moment in our imaginations, a time for prayer,
because they’re bored and no-one else is contemplation, light conversation, or sex. It
around. None of them seem to need more was not seen as sanity-destroying insomnia,
than a few hours’ sleep each night. but as an opportunity for secluded rest and
The nine-to-five life of the office worker restoration, half-dreaming.
rewards early risers like me and punishes As a regular night-waker, I’ve learned to
the owls, who are often forced to wake before love my ‘watch’. I use it to read and write, and
sometimes, strangely, to cook. After a couple
of hours, I return to bed and sleep soundly until
“Between us, we have the morning. I’ve found that many of my worries
about sleep can be solved by acceptance. I
entire 24 hours covered. It’s have my innate sleep rhythms, my husband
just that we barely overlap” has his. Sometimes, we meet in the middle.
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RURAL WORKWEAR & ACCESSORIES FROM NORFOLK, E N G L A N D.
Carrier Company produces heritage rural workwear in Norfolk. Manufactured with environmental care, the
designs range from hardwearing garden and log carriers, kneelers and fireside tools to rain capes, aprons and
clothing. The products are all made by hand, with the aim that they should be handed down to the next generation.
W
Words: LISA YOUNG
ild horses may bring to mind the dates back to around the time of the Norman Conquest.
Wild West, but there are populations Each pony is branded to identify its owner, and must
of feral ponies among the hills and be registered with the Verderers, who administer the
dales of Britain. In Devon, Exmoor laws of the forest. Agisters take care of the daily issues
and Dartmoor, ponies roam the regarding the ponies, such as caring for injured animals.
uplands. In Cumbria, Fell ponies Growing up, I spent most of my days riding on trained
graze the windswept hills, while in Snowdonia, you’ll New Forest ponies, alongside the wild ones; sometimes
find Carneddau ponies on the mountains. Welsh Mountain our four-legged friends, with manes flowing, would
ponies roam the coast near Stackpole in Pembrokeshire gallop with us across the heathland, which allowed me
and at Long Mynd in Shropshire. to experience something of their sense of freedom. But
Sometimes the ponies have been brought here to help it is in autumn, between August and October, when the
with conservation, as in the case of the Konik ponies, ponies are rounded up in ‘drifts’ by locals on horseback,
originally from Poland, with their partially zebra-striped that you can get up close and feel their magic.
legs, which wade through the wetlands at Wicken Fen near Officially, it’s a chance for the owners and the Agisters
Cambridge. But the ones I know best are the free-roaming to check the animals’ health, brand foals or take ponies
New Forest ponies – an indigenous breed, mainly rich away for sale before the herds resume their feral life
chestnut or bay, and often with white markings. There are among the heaths and copses of the National Park. Each
around 5,000 of them, and they’re good-natured creatures. drift has a specific plan and although the atmosphere is
They’re a hardy breed – it’s thought that ponies have lived calm, tourists who stop their cars, interrupting the drift,
in the forest since the last Ice Age. They’ve been used as and passers-by in the wrong place at the wrong time, are
domestic animals and beasts of burden for centuries, and given short shrift. This is a job of work, not a spectacle.
When the pound fence is at last opened, the ponies begin
ILLUSTRATION: ZUZA MIŚKO
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Things to
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wish for
Loving your home, inside and out.
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WISHLIST
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Who doesn’t love a bit
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WISHLIST
Harriman & Co. is a handsome salt jar (£9) for the home chef, a concrete
shop with a welcoming pavement wall clock (£95), made using granite
display that’s been providing its aggregates from a local quarry, and
local community with furniture and small batch handmade scented candles.
homeware since 2014. With an emphasis During lockdown, Harriman & Co.
on natural, well-designed, local and refreshed their business, including
ethically sourced products, both needs painting their Leicester shop front a
and desires are well catered for. new optimistic shade of mustard yellow.
Highlights include a glazed clay Sekki harrimanandco.com
A toast to bread
Loaf Story: A Love Letter to Bread, with Recipes by Tim Hayward
Tim Hayward loves a loaf; his affection have been “shuggled about” in the pan.
extends from the squashy comfort of “Honest and uncomplicated” sandwiches
a white split-tin to the chewy-crusted are also on the menu including tinned
rustic sourdough, as this delicious corned beef (Tim’s personal favourite),
homage to bread and all the good things a cracking crisp sandwich, and the katsu
that you can do with it reveals. There’s doorstep, made from panko-breaded
toppings for toast – beans, sardines and pork or chicken fillet and served with
devilled kidneys, plus mushrooms which shredded white cabbage slaw. (Quadrille)
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the month
Arranging the seasons
Practising positivity
How to be Hopeful by Bernadette Russell
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WISHLIST
Going underground
G
Su
ubterranea: Discovering the Earth’s Extraordinary Hidden Depths by Chris Fitch
Deep under the earth are marvels of water cisterns and ancient, unopened
many kinds. There are caves full of tombs, guarded by terracotta soldiers.
tiny, blind dragons; hidden rock faces Chris Fitch is fascinated by these
which glimmer with the blue green fantastical underworlds, and has gone
light of millions of glow worms and in search of enigmatic cave paintings,
cathedral-like spaces where stalactites eerie plague pits, the Svalbard Global
are as intricate as any man-made Seed Vault and the illicit smuggling
column. There are hidden cities, tunnels snaking between Mexico
nuclear bunkers, wonderful marble and the USA. (Wildfire)
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CAKE
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How to make doughnuts more
delightful – shrink them and then
serve with your favourite film
DOUGHNUT POPCORN
Makes 150
100ml warm milk
4g fast-action dried yeast
20g sugar
150g plain flour, plus extra for dusting
80g white bread flour
½ tsp salt
1 egg, beaten
30g butter, softened
1 tsp vanilla extract
Sunflower oil, for greasing and frying
Caster sugar, for dusting
6 heaped tbsp seedless raspberry jam
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My day in cups of tea
We asked Sharron Jenkins, the Bedfordshire-based creator of natural
soap and ski e range Kalabash, to tell us all about her day in cuppas
It’s ver happening? skimmed milk at lunch. I discovered Assam about
Th as my husband is a eight years ago and have never looked back.
6am. He always brings Do you have a favourite mug?
n he says goodbye. I prefer a china mug… which I inevitably smash!
breakfast? For now, I’m using an aluminium cup until I can
ts and berries with get to the shops to buy a new china one.
arabica coffee, How did you have to adjust during lockdown?
oon of sugar. I was a little overwhelmed and anxious at first,
bit and later by the impact of BLM on me as a Black
woman. I also had to adapt to sharing the space and
my negotiating shifts for the computer with my husband!
day What do you love best about what you do?
I’ve been making soap for over a decade now. I really
SHARRON JENKINS
is the founder of
ack appreciate the freedom of working alone at my own
Kalabash, an award- a pace and creating products that my customers love.
winning range of A bonus is that my house always smells amazing.
products, inspired by
It's been a long day. Fancy a final cuppa?
her Caribbean heritage.
kalabashbodycare.com. A lemon and ginger while I’m watching the early
with evening news and planning the next day’s to-do list.
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golden
time
wallpaperdirect.com
designerpaint.com
Make your home your own.
A simple thing...
Just when nature looks like it has finished
blooming, out come the Michaelmas
daisies – a riot of purple and pink, found
wild in verges and on wasteland. Once
given as a farewell, collect and press a few
to say goodbye to this strange summer,
and a reminder that there’s always some
brightness to be found.
PHOTOGRAPHY: ALAMY
GAZETTE
Back to life
ONE WOMAN HAS MADE IT HER LIFE’S MISSION TO
END TRAFFICKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN
H
Hasina Kharbhih, Impulse NGO Network founder, created a model
uman trafficking is worth being taken into forced labour to end trafficking of vulnerable people in India and southern Asia
$32 billion in India and under the ruse of better paid jobs.
southern Asia. Every year, “We visited coal mines to gather
thousands of people are photographic evidence,” she recalls.
Since 2000, her organisation, “It only made me stronger,” she says.
Impulse NGO Network, has rescued Impulse created a model that is
72,000 women and children who’d now internationally recognised for
been trafficked across India, tracking trafficking, the key parts
Myanmar, Bangladesh and Nepal. of which are financial compensation
She puts it down to a childhood and repatriation that ensures
experience. In the 1971 war that led these vulnerable people don’t get
to the formation of Bangladesh, her retrafficked. Collaborating with
father housed refugees in their family’s the government and other NGOs,
farmhouse. Straight out of school, once someone has been rescued,
aged 17, she worked with street they provide shelter, healthcare
children to combat child labour – and a future plan for the victim.
this evolved into Impulse. Then, after “Whenever a child or a woman is
attending a conference in Kolkata in rescued, the first thing I tell them is
the late 90s, she realised there was a that they have rights,” she says. “The
bigger problem: many of the children joy I feel at being able to give them
were victims of human trafficking, their rights is what keeps me going.”
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SMALL CHANGE
Electric dreams
The last combustion engine
car rolled off the production
line at Volkswagen’s
Zwickau plant in Germany
at the end of June. Though
this isn’t sad news. Instead,
the 1.8 million sqm site will
now be dedicated entirely
to producing electric
cars, making it the largest
electric car plant in Europe.
Ebola end
The second deadliest
outbreak of Ebola in history
has officially ended. You’d
be forgiven for missing the
announcement, but after
22 months of working to
contain the disease, the
Democratic Republic of
Congo was finally able
to declare an end to
its tenth Ebola crisis.
250 2024 95
Items include a snake-
shaped Medieval belt hook,
a 4th-century piece of rock
with Ogham script on it, and
fragments of Roman pottery. K
million trees were will be the year the first New Zealand girls aged
Community chairs planted by over two
million people in Uttar
woman walks on the
moon. NASA’s Artemis
between 9 and 18 miss
school because of their
Travel company Tribes has Pradesh, northern India, programme plans to land periods, unable to afford
come up with a way of as part of a government people on our lunar sanitary products,
recycling plastic bottles left plan to increase forest neighbour for the first according to Prime
in the national parks of cover in the region. time since Apollo 17 in Minister Jacinda Ardern.
Tanzania. It pays for them to The Indian government 1972, and at least one But hopefully no longer
be made into desks and has pledged to keep a third woman will be among the thanks to the country’s
chairs for a school in the of its total land area under team. The name of the NZ $2.6 million pledge
Maasai village of Tarangire, forest and tree cover, as programme is inspired to have free period
attended by local children. part of their response by Apollo’s twin sister products available
to the climate crisis. in Greek mythology. in schools.
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WELLBEING
Losing touch
SOCIAL DISTANCING HAS LEFT MANY OF US CRAVING
CONTACT. REBECCA FRANK LOOKS AT WHY WE NEED TOUCH
AND HOW TO COMPENSATE FOR A LACK OF CUDDLES
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or afraid, the amygdala – a tiny almond-shaped
gland in the brain that processes emotions –
is activated,” explains Linda. “This effectively
shuts down the cortex, the part of the brain
that controls cognitive function, and activates
the adrenal gland.”
This explains why we can’t concentrate
A
or focus when we’re stressed as our brain
fter months of blowing kisses shuts down and prepares for fight or flight.
and hugging thin air, I was A lack of human contact can lead to or
surprised to find myself exacerbate feelings of panic and insecurity.
flinging my arms around a “At a time when we most need comfort and
friend when I bumped into her security it can make us feel very unsafe,” says
recently. We both jumped back Linda. “However, we have got to stay careful
in surprise as I apologised profusely. In a brief and keep our distance from people so we need
moment I’d forgotten the form and gone back to look at other ways to make us feel comforted
to a time when “social distancing” wasn’t even and relaxed.” Linda says the next best thing
a phrase and I could hug, kiss and touch my to human contact is to use touch in other ways.
family and friends to my heart’s content. It’s proven that stroking a pet can reduce stress
It’s a natural human instinct to make physical and increase happiness and the surge in people
contact with others, whether for comfort, cheer acquiring new pets during lockdown is no
or celebration. From a soothing arm around a coincidence. If you don’t or can’t own a pet,
shoulder to a head massage at the hairdressers, instead of rushing out to buy one, you could
a simple handshake or a teasing tickle, we offer to walk a neighbour’s dog, stroke a cat
touch and are touched in our daily lives more if you see one when you’re out and about or
regularly than we probably realise. Even those think about getting a small pet that requires
of us lucky enough to have been able to enjoy less commitment. “Even a hamster is good
contact with others during the pandemic have enough!” says Linda.
found it hard not to reach out to friends and Ruth Timms is a yoga teacher and Thai yoga
relatives outside of our household and keeping massage practitioner (ruthtimmsyoga.com) who
a distance from elderly or vulnerable people has had to adapt the way she works to an online
and young children can be agonising. or socially distanced version of before. “People
Our need for physical contact goes back to are understandably craving physical touch and
the time of evolution. “After smell, touch was the happy hormones that it releases,” she says.
the first sense to develop,” explains chartered She recommends doing other sensory activities
clinical psychologist, Linda Blair. “You only that will stimulate the release of these
need to look at a baby and its mother to see hormones in the body. “Mindfulness increases
how powerful and innate touch is. Right serotonin and yoga will give you an endorphin
from birth, a baby recognises the smell of release as well because it’s a form of exercise
her mother’s milk and responds to the touch and a mindful activity.” Ruth explains how we
of her skin. It’s a deep need within us that “hold our issues in our tissues,” which is why
makes us feel safe and secure.” people often find themselves feeling emotional »
A C H E M I C A L R E AC T I O N
When we are touched or held it stimulates
the release of hormones and neurotransmitters “After smell, touch was the
ILLUSTRATIONS: MIRJAM SIIM
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IDEAS
The Cosmopolitan
of Las Vegas,
Las Vegas, NV, USA
“As a corporate pilot, I’ve
laid over in Las Vegas a
lot. I’ve stayed in about
every hotel on the strip,
from the good ones to
the, ‘OMG, what is that
stain on the towel from?!’
ones. The Cosmopolitan
is my favourite. Insider
secret: There is a hidden
speakeasy on the
second floor behind an
exit sign. Look for the
donkey on the door.”
Flying carpets
From Amsterdam to Japan, Bill Young charts his travels
through the most unlikely of objects – carpets...
F
ew things are as omnipresent and Jill loved her dad’s new hobby so much that she
forgettable as carpet. But pilot Bill Young decided more than his meagre 80 followers needed to
– used to looking at the skies – became see the exceptional floors that he was finding. “When
so transfixed by the weird and wonderful I tweeted about his page in November 2018 I was
floors in the hotels that he stayed in around blown away by the amount of excitement it received.
the world that he started documenting Within three days, almost half a million people were
them. “I’ve been a pilot for the last 30 years, starting following my dad’s account,” she laughs.
out in the Navy and currently flying posh business “The carpet pictures aren’t just fun – they’re
aircraft all over the world,” explains Bill. a testament to the wild and wonderful things
“I often find myself in hotel lobbies looking down all around us that we often ignore.”
at my phone while waiting for fellow crew members Bill’s collection, from geometric to abstract and
to arrive and it was during one of these times when everything in between, shows there’s always something
I realised that the carpet beneath my feet was unusually to appreciate, even in the most unlikely of settings.
festive. I took a picture with my phone and soon
after that, my Instagram account was live. It
Taken from Hotel Carpets by Bill Young
wasn’t until a year later that my daughter, Jill, (Hoxton Mini Press). Photography by Bill Young.
took it upon herself to promote my pet project.” Follow Bill on Instagram: @myhotelcarpet
Long Beach Marriott, Long Beach, CA, USA “People often Renaissance Amsterdam Hotel, Amsterdam, Netherlands
ask me which is my favourite carpet. I don’t spend a lot of “It was a beautiful, yet chilly day in Amsterdam when
time ranking them, but this Pink Floyd-esque pattern is I spotted this geometric pattern. Holland is great for
probably number one.” varied carpet designs.”
L’Hermitage Gantois, Lille, France “This was actually The Westin Detroit Metropolitan Airport, Detroit, MI, USA
a carpet hanging on the wall in an artsy and quirky hotel, “This looks like the shimmering effect you see when oil spills
but I think it still counts as a hotel carpet although I’m not into gutter water. As a kid I loved playing with water like this.
a fibre scientist.” I didn’t know much about hazardous chemicals at the time.”
Aloft Plano, Plano, TX, USA “This somewhat minimalistic Park Hyatt, Tokyo, Japan “My job has me in Japan almost
duo-tone reminds me of a lava flow I once saw from a monthly. I sought out this hotel because it was featured
helicopter in Hawaii. The warm tones translate to warm in one of my favourite movies, Lost in Translation. The
carpet under the toes – my favourite kind.” movie nailed what it feels like to be a westerner in Japan.”
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WISDOM
Devine has always been about Harriet agrees. “We’ve been lucky enough to be
ing a statement. Whether you’re mistresses of our own destiny. We never waited for
ing support for women’s rights permission. You should never wait for someone to
our lapel or hanging a massive tell you it’s OK to do something. Just do it! Doing
ter around your neck, a piece things safely is always more challenging for us.
atty Devine jewellery is like a Rosie is a massive risk taker.”
oup of like-minded thinkers. It’s Rosie laughs: “I think our customers would be
an expression of who you are and a gang you can join disappointed if we played it safe, so we’re really
where there will always be a space at the table for you. in a lucky position. If we made boring stuff, they
“People have made genuine friendships through just wouldn’t buy it.”
our jewellery,” smiles Harriet. “If they have to dress “It’s true,” adds Harriet. “I have an obsession with
sensibly for their job, they know that they can just learning new things and I’ve made it my goal always
pop on a cheeky bit of Tatty and it’s like a signal to put myself in front of interesting things. I’ve
to other nice humans to come and have a chat.” dragged my daughter to history festivals and
Rosie Wolfenden and Harriet Vine haven’t spent a bizarre scarecrow competition in a village in
20 years fashioning just a jewellery business, they’ve Yorkshire because I’m always looking for inspiration.”
brought together an entire community of women
who adore and hoard their stunning acrylic creations. E X P R E S S YO U R S E L F
They’ve received MBEs from the Queen for Services The Tatty Devine story began when Harriet and Rosie
to the Fashion Industry and everyone from former met at art school in 1996. Both “grew up in families that
leader of the Liberal Democrats Jo Swinson (European made stuff” and the duo took a stall at Camden Market
necklace) to Dame Judi Dench (lobster brooch) have
worn their Tatty pieces with pride. Yet despite now
being pillars of the fashion establishment, they still
refuse to play by the rules. “Our whole raison d’être
“We've a good shared work ethic, values,
has always been to make something that doesn’t and complementary skills sets, which
exist yet. So, by default, everything that we make
has an originality about it,” says Rosie. make an amazing energy happen"
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Harriet Vine and Rosie in 1999 to sell the jewellery that they’d made by As two fearless women who “didn’t want to have
Wolfenden, the faces scavenging supplies like magpies. They took £50 on to get normal jobs,” they embraced their new business
behind Tatty Devine,
have put their creativity
their first day, with jewellery crafted from leather with wide-eyed enthusiasm, racing to keep up as
to good use, supporting samples found on the street to plectrums and trinkets orders rolled in. “Before we got our first studio or
campaigns for women's found in charity shops. Soon, stylists and buyers started the shop in London's Brick Lane, we worked from
rights, including
No More Page 3
searching out their stalls. “Tatty came from a need to our bedrooms in shared houses,” explains Harriet.
express ourselves. We were passionate about being “My housemates would complain about the smell
individual and we had no money, so if we wanted of the glue and buyers would have to walk through
something, we made it,” explains Harriet. the disgusting kitchen for meetings. There were
“At the time, fashion was really boring and minimal,” so many calls coming in that, in irritation, Rosie’s
adds Rosie. “Pashminas were never our thing, so flatmate once swore at the buyer from Harvey
if we wanted an outfit for a night out, we made our Nichols, saying that she wasn’t her secretary!”
own. They only ever lasted a night out though, as Despite the surface chaos, the timing was just
we weren’t the best at sewing!” right for Harriet and Rosie. “We were very liberated, »
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WISDOM
“People know they can pop on a cheeky how much you know until you work with someone
who has a different knowledge base.”
bit of Tatty and it’s a like signal to other However, it’s the pair’s friendship that they hold
up as their greatest achievement. “Rosie and I were
nice humans to come and have a chat” the original collaboration,” says Harriet. “We have a
good shared work ethic and values, plus complementary
skill sets, which make an amazing energy happen.”
we had no responsibilities – we didn’t have children Many friendships would be tested to the limit by
PHOTOGRAPHY: TATTY DEVINE, RICHARD BOSTOCK, XANTHE HUTCHINSON
or mortgages yet and life was a bit cheaper. The desire working together so closely for so long. But despite
to make, express and communicate pushed us along producing more than 6,000 different designs since
much more than making money,” explains Harriet. 1999, and with the ups and downs that running a
“At our first fashion week we rocked up with giant business inevitably brings, they both insist that it is
budgie brooches and stuff made out of old Rubik’s their friendship that has helped them dodge obstacles
Cubes. If you’re not having fun, then what’s the point?” that may have tripped up other partnerships.
“The other day someone wanted to interview us
The world is their C O L L A B O R AT I O N N O T C O M P E T I T I O N about conflict resolution in business partnerships
lobster. Rosie and Collaboration has always been at the heart of what and I genuinely couldn’t give a single example. We
Harriet are celebrated
for their witty designs,
Tatty Devine do. Since their first effort with the band don’t let it get that far because we’re women, and
which riff on everything Chicks on Speed, working with people, from galleries women are sensible. We love, trust and respect each
from crustaceans to to artists, has helped to keep Tatty on their toes. other,” says Rosie. That’s not to say they agree on
teapots, still sold in their
Harriet enthuses: “I love collaborating when it gives everything – “although we mostly do,” she notes.
Brick Lane shop and
proudly sported by me an engineering challenge that forces me to look “I think that when we do disagree, it's because we're
Tatty fans the world over at new materials and ways of working. You don’t realise coming at it from slightly different angles. We both
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The duo have come a long DEVINE MOMENTS
way since meeting at art
Harriet and Rosie’s CV
school in the mid-nineties
(below) and founding their
eccentric jewellery brand. 1977 Harriet and Rosie born, in Kent and
They received MBEs for the Isle of Wight respectively
services to the Fashion 1996 The duo meet at Chelsea School of Art
Industry in 2013 (right) 1999 A chance discovery of a bundle of
leather sample books leads them to
create leather cuffs, which they sell
on a stall at Camden Market
2000 Fed up with working from their
bedrooms, they get a studio in east
London, including a courtyard shared
with a family of tortoises. They also
start their Brick Lane shop
2001 Tatty release their first collection
at London Fashion Week
2003 The pair invest in their first laser cutter
(Evil Edna) and create their iconic
lobster necklace, which they still sell
2008 Harriet and Rosie produce a
collaboration with Gilbert & George
2013 The pair collaborate with paper-cut
artist Rob Ryan and receive MBEs
from the Queen
2013 Seeing an increase in requests for
Feminist on their name necklaces,
they team up with the No More
Page 3 Campaign to produce
a special collection
2018 The pair collaborate with The Fawcett
Society, campaigning for gender
equality and equal pay
2019 Harriet and Rosie release their book,
Misshapes: The Making of Tatty Devine
(Tatty Devine Publishing) and embark
on a tour with an exhibition
have our families, and things have changed as they And then, of course, 2020 brought new challenges.
inevitably do, but we deal with everything and give During lockdown, Rosie has been “making sure that
each other space.” Tatty and my two small children are OK,” while
Last year, Harriet and Rosie marked two decades allowing for distractions such as cooking and reading,
of Tatty with a book, Misshapes: The Making of Tatty while for Harriet it's been roller skating. The time has
Devine (Tatty Devine Publishing), and an exhibition. also offered space for reflection. The pair have always
It was the perfect opportunity to reflect on what this had the confidence to pin their beliefs to their work,
approach has helped them to achieve. The exhibition creating for the likes of The Fawcett Society (who
saw them digging out boxes and boxes of souvenirs, campaign for gender equality and women’s rights) and
samples and makes to create a scrapbook of career a Suffrage collection for the Museum of London. With
highlights. It was a process that proved more cathartic Brexit, Black Lives Matter and the climate crisis
than either had ever expected. “It was such a privilege shaping headlines, they feel a change is on the horizon.
to be able to stop and take a breath, because the past As they look to the future, supporting others and
20 or so years have been constant momentum. There promoting causes is more important than ever before.
was never any time to look back and reflect because “Ultimately, Tatty Devine is about not conforming.
we were always looking forward,” says Rosie. We’ve gone from raging against homogenisation and
“Putting the book together was like researching globalisation to raging against inequalities,” says Rosie.
ourselves to try to make sense of what we’ve done “We’re living through a seismic change and Tatty has
and why we did it. The opening night of the exhibition to adjust. The past 20 years have been a precious time
was incredibly overwhelming, but it enabled me to for us and society. That’s now exploded and we have
really understand what we had achieved. For me, to pick up the pieces and make a new future. Creativity
it meant I was able to close that chapter and it's will be key to that – and we’re ready for the challenge.”
really helped to clear some space in my brain.” For more info about Tatty Devine, visit tattydevine.com.
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NIOBE SHAW GUIDES US AROUND THE CAPITAL OF VIETNAM
(BY MOPED, OF COURSE), WHERE LIFE IS LIVED OUTDOORS
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MY CITY
temperatures have cooled and the rains are infrequent. Hanoi’s 100-plus
Blue skies are common and there’s a real buzz in the lakes are the stuff
of legend.
air as people gather by the lakes and in outdoor bars 2 Coffee shops,
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What’s your favourite way to get about the city?
There’s nothing better than sitting on the back of a
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What would you change about the city if you could? doubles up as a
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The pollution. There are days when Hanoi has topped 3 A day spent
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Quarter’s alleyways
Where would you recommend somebody to stay? is never wasted.
4 Blooms by bike at
The Old Quarter – here, the link between past and the flower market.
present is truly apparent, with street traders and 5 Woof! Buns at
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that they’re easy to miss. 6 Still standing: the
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Sheriffmuir
By Heidi Williamson
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PASSIONS
M O D E R N
E CENTRICS
VINTAGE STYLE QUEENS
Photography and words: ZOEY GOTO
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IN A WORLD THAT CAN FEEL
INCREASINGLY UNIFOR M ,
WE’RE CELEBRATING THOSE
HAPPILY DOING THINGS a bit THE UP-CYCLING QUEEN:
d if f e re n tl y. Me e t t h e Meihui Liu
PEOPLE WHO ARE seriously
East London designer Meihui (Instagram @meihuiliu8)
P A S S I O N A T E about was one of the early pioneers of upcycled fashion. Armed
their pastimes . PERHAPS with a secondhand sewing machine and some salvaged
textiles, she started up her Victim fashion label in the late
THEY’LL PERSUADE YOU TO
90s. More recently, she’s opened Victim Fashion Street
– a gallery space adorned with antique furnishings and
TRY s o m e t h i n g N E W ? clothing, where people are invited to come and play
dress-up, while enjoying a very English tea party.
G
ood style never goes out of fashion. Do you dress this way every day?
These four women live this saying, Yes, I do. I used to dress up to go to nightclubs or
choosing to reject contemporary parties, but I don’t do that anymore so now I just
fashion and to immerse themselves in dress like this in the day to meet friends for tea.
the looks of the past. Together, they When did you become interested in vintage style?
are a testament to the creativity and When I moved to London in 1994. Before that, I was
individuality of vintage styles, the variety evident from obsessed with designer brands. One day, I decided to
Rachel’s Hollywood apartment, to Meihui’s dress-up sell all my designer clothing and begin again, this time
and play approach to Victoriana. The stories behind just wearing vintage and upcycled clothing.
each vintage enthusiast are as diverse as the wearers Where do you get your style inspiration?
themselves, but common threads weave their way I grew up in Taiwan and loved listening to English
through their stories, such as an appreciation for a low- music from the 80s. I was into the New Romantic style.
consumption lifestyle, a feeling of being outside the I’ve lived in Italy, Paris and London, and travelling has
mainstream, or an early interest sparked by a wonderful helped me create my own vision and style.
bygone movie or musician. Tell us about your gallery space.
While these examples may be at the more extreme end It’s a sustainable fashion gallery; an installation space
of vintage fashion, it’s a surprisingly accessible world to where people come to dress up in the clothing and have
dip your toes into. A flick of winged eyeliner, a rockabilly a traditional English tea party. They can enjoy dressing
bandana or just an hour on a Sunday evening spent up without feeling like they need to own the clothing,
looking through second-hand bargains on and it means that I can share my wardrobe and vision,
A love of upcycling eBay are good starting points, open to all. rather than my clothing being hidden away.
and salvaging, and a
Wearing vintage has plenty of perks; Any tips for breathing life into vintage clothing?
desire to help people
enjoy vintage clothes saving money, expressing individuality, or I’ve always said that you shouldn’t give up on your used
and find their own just knowing that each garment comes clothing – fix it, upcycle it and bring it alive again!
style inspired Meihui with its own history. Let these vintage Every item can be precious and can one day become
to launch her own
fashion label and,
style queens inspire your own journey of vintage, so buy clothing that you really like and wear
more recently, gallery fun in the way that you dress. it over and over again. »
THE MID-CENTURY MODERN ACE:
Lindsay Jarvis
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FINDING LOST ANGELES:
Rachel Kafka
Describe your style. Where do you buy your clothing and furniture?
Styles from the 1940s and 50s that are classic and It’s years of collecting. Nate and I have pieced things
feminine. I’ve always loved old music and antiques. together from flea markets, thrift shops, Craigslist and
When I was a little girl, I’d watch old Hollywood antiques stores. For clothing, I sometimes shop on Etsy.
movies with my grandmother. The clothing side was Why do you not dress in a contemporary style?
gradual, and I started collecting about ten years ago. I’ve always been someone who likes to dress up and be
Do you dress this way every day? noticed. There’s something special and a bit sentimental
No, but I wish I did! I work in a corporate office, so my about earlier eras, especially living in a city like LA
look still has a 40s flavour but is much more subdued. where it’s all around you.
How long does it take to get ready? Would you like to have lived in the era?
An hour on average. I sleep in curlers the night before, I would love to time-travel for a few days, but I am
so it’s just the make-up, which takes 20 actually very happy living in the 21st century! I do
Rachel and Nate’s minutes, then brushing out my hair. think it’s easy to oversimplify or romanticise many
apartment in an Art Where do you get your style of the hardships that people went through – with the
Deco building is a
shrine to the Golden
inspiration? War and Civil Rights struggles.
Era of Hollywood, I love Rita Hayworth’s style and poise,
with pieces picked up plus Marlene Dietrich, Betty Grable,
over nearly a decade Marilyn Monroe. I’m also active on
from thrift stores, Adapted from Vintage Style: Inside the Dapper
flea markets Instagram where there is a big vintage World of Retro Enthusiasts by Zoey Goto,
and Craigslist community that I draw inspiration from. published by Redshank Books
PASSIONS
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MAKE, DO AND BREW
WANT A PERSONALISED CUPPA? BRUSH LETTERING
AND A FEW FLOWERS CAN MAKE A MUG YOUR OWN
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hat’s even Go freehand if you like
better than and simply rub out any
bits that don’t work.
sipping a Taking brush lettering too
hot chocolate seriously is a mug’s game
from an
enamel mug,
next to a campfire? Sipping it from
a mug you’ve designed yourself, of PERSONALISED permanent markers are not food
course! Pretty up your enamelware ENAMEL MUGS safe, so just be careful using them
with brush lettering and a simple Super quick but satisfying on any surface that will come
pattern that can be created in for both maker and drinker into direct contact with food.
minutes. A hand-drawn enamel 3 Make sure you choose a strong
mug makes a great gift, whether dark colour for your lettering and
they’re a dedicated camper or you will need: start on the front of the cup. Think
could just do with a mug for Enamel mug about whether the person is right-
the allotment or garden. Permanent markers (the Docrafts handed or left-handed to decide
If you think florals might be Dual Tip Brushmarkers work well) which side the lettering should be on.
too tricky, spots, stripes, dashes An oven 4 When you’ve lettered your phrase
or abstract shapes work just as across the mug, add some decorative
well, and you can also try this 1 First decide on the phrase for your floral patterns. Create ditsy flowers
technique on ceramic surfaces enamel cups. Is it for you or are you with different sized circles and leaves
as well as enamelware. going to give it away as a gift? with simple teardrop shapes. Mix
2 Practise what you would like to the sizes and colours of your flowers
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Good mood foods
COLOURFUL INGREDIENTS LOOK PRETTY
ON YOUR PLATE, AND ARE THE BASE FOR
REALLY HAPPY MEALS, TOO
Recipes and photography: CATHERINE FRAWLEY
Words: REBECCA FRANK
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GOOD THINGS TO EAT
Serves 4
4 medium to large sweet potatoes
Extra virgin olive oil
Small head of cauliflower, cut
into florets
250g natural yogurt (or
dairy free alternative)
4 tbsp pomegranate seeds
2 large sprigs of mint, finely
E
chopped, plus extra to garnish
ven if we know it’s not great wholegrains, nuts and seeds and
for us, in times of stress or fermented foods, such as live yogurt, 1 Preheat the oven to 200C/Fan
sadness we tend to reach for will keep the microbiome and the 180C/Gas 6. Prick the sweet potatoes
the biscuit tin or order in a gut-brain connection functioning with a fork and rub the skin with
pizza rather than instinctively well. On the flipside however, eating a little olive oil. Place on a tray and
making a healthier, well- too many processed foods and foods cook for about 40 mins (depending
balanced meal. While there will always be high in refined sugars can deplete on size) until the insides are soft.
a place for biscuits, if your diet is becoming the wealth of gut bacteria. Put 2 Spread the cauliflower florets onto
more studenty by the day and your spirits simply: more broccoli, fewer crisps. a baking tray, drizzle with oil, season,
are low, it could be worth looking at what At the forefront of nutritional and place in the oven for the last 20
you’re putting into your body and how it psychiatry is Professor Felice Jacka mins of the potatoes’ cooking time.
might be affecting your mood. of The Food & Mood Centre at Deakin 3 Add the yogurt to a bowl, season to
The link between food and mood, University in Australia. Her famous taste, then add the chopped mint and
known as nutritional psychiatry, is a SMILES trial in 2017 found that mix to combine. Set aside until the
hot area of scientific research and, with dietary changes reduced symptoms potatoes and cauliflower are cooked.
mental health problems rising globally, of moderate or severe depression to 4 When the potatoes are done and
it has never been more relevant. It’s all the the point of remission, meaning it no cool enough to handle, cut a large
more exciting because diet is something longer had an affect on the patient’s deep cross to the top and open
that most of us can change relatively life, in 30% of patients. Experts also the potato up. Add the cauliflower,
easily with the right knowledge. believe that keeping a healthy and 2-3 tbsp of the yogurt mixture,
Mood-boosting eating isn’t faddy or balanced gut microbiome may help then sprinkle over the pomegranate
restrictive. It basically involves eating to prevent symptoms of anxiety as seeds and garnish with fresh mint.
more foods that help to maintain a healthy well as strengthen the immune system
microbiome (the army of bacteria that live and reduce inflammation in the body. Why it’s a mood booster: Sweet
in the gut) and less of the foods that deplete If your eating habits have taken potatoes are lower in carbohydrates
it. Research shows that the trillions of bugs a nosedive in recent weeks, it could than the average spud, but have all
we have in our gut produce short-chain be time to add some mood-boosting the comforting benefits. Meanwhile,
fatty acids that play an important role in ingredients into your meals. So step cauliflower is high in fibre and B
the communication between the gut and away from that convenience snack vitamins; pomegranate is also
the brain. Eating more colourful, fibre- pack and step in to your kitchen a good source of fibre and vitamins
rich vegetables such as sweet potatoes, for some dishes that will have you A and C, while yogurt contains
cruciferous veg like cauliflower, feeling better both inside and out. nutrients that help with bone health. »
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GOOD THINGS TO EAT
Simple style
shakshuka
Serves 2-3
2 tbsp olive oil
1 red onion, chopped
2 garlic cloves, crushed
2 peppers, cut into thin strips
2 x 400g tins of chopped tomatoes
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp paprika
3 large eggs
Fresh coriander to garnish, optional
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Salmon, greens and 30g sugarsnap peas a pan of boiling water and cook for
brown rice bowl Handful baby spinach 2-3 mins. Drain under cold water to
1 tsp black sesame seeds retain the colour. Once the rice and
½ fresh chili, optional salmon are ready, assemble your
Eating your greens is never more Fresh parsley, optional bowl by adding the rice and raw
pleasurable than alongside honey- spinach, followed by the broccoli,
and-soy-coated salmon. 1 Preheat the oven to 200C/ sugarsnap peas and salmon.
Fan 180C/Gas 6. Cook the rice Sprinkle over the sesame seeds,
Serves 1 according to instructions, usually season, and finish with fresh chili,
75g brown rice 20-25 mins. Place the salmon on parsley and the remaining dressing.
1 salmon fillet a baking tray. In a separate bowl,
2 tbsp soy sauce add the soy sauce, mirin, garlic, Why it’s a mood booster: Salmon
2 tbsp mirin ginger and honey and whisk to is a great source of omega 3 fatty
1 garlic clove, chopped combine. Drizzle over the salmon, acids EPA and DHA, which can
1cm fresh ginger, grated reserving some for the final dish. decrease inflammation and lower
1 tsp honey 2 Cook the salmon in the oven for blood pressure, as well as help
50g tenderstem broccoli, 12-15 mins. Meanwhile, add the with brain health. It’s also high in
trimmed broccoli and sugarsnap peas to protein, B vitamins and potassium. »
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Berry and oat 8 fresh raspberries dividing the warm berry mixture
yogurt pots 4 tbsp mixed nuts between four pots, then add a
layer of the yogurt and chia mix,
1 Add the frozen berries to a followed by the fresh fruit, then
Start the day as you mean to pan and slowly heat for about sprinkle over the oats and add
go on with these creamy and 10 mins, then add half the honey 1 tbsp of nuts to each pot.
fruity pots of goodness. and simmer for a further 10 mins. Cook’s note: Once cool, the
2 Preheat the oven to 180C/ pots can be refrigerated and
Serves 4 Fan160C/Gas 4. Meanwhile, mix will keep for up to two days.
200g mixed frozen berries the oats with the remaining honey
2 tbsp honey and once thoroughly coated, Why it’s a mood booster: Berries
50g oats spread on a baking tray and bake are high in fibre, and a good source
200g Greek yogurt (or dairy for about 10 mins, or until golden. of vitamin C and antioxidants, as
free alternative) 3 In a bowl mix the chia seeds are chia seeds. Meanwhile, nuts
2 tsp chia seeds into the yogurt. When the berries are filling, nutrient-rich and may
20 fresh blueberries and oats are ready, assemble by help with Type 2 diabetes.
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GOOD THINGS TO EAT
Banana, chocolate
and brazil nut tart
Serves 6
1 sheet of puff pastry
4-5 bananas (medium)
40g butter
50g dark chocolate (at least 85%
cocoa)
8 brazil nuts, roughly chopped
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espite the best efforts of turned-addict, while Australian Angie,
charities large and small, a former drama teacher who spent six
among the major remaining years living on the streets of Edinburgh,
prejudices in our society now takes visitors on a cultural journey
is towards those without around the city, shaped by her passion
a roof over their head. They for the arts. As Zakia learnt for herself,
are viewed less as people and more as a just one conversation can challenge
problem, seen en masse rather than as assumptions and shift attitudes.
individuals. Zakia Moulaoui reminds us Zakia Moulaoui both Until mid-July, the social enterprise
that each person affected by homelessness raises awareness ceased tours but is now operating again
of the issues facing
has a story. Whether they are still sleeping people affected
with safety measures in place. “Ironically,
rough, living in a hostel or finally in by homelessness for a lot of people who were rough sleeping,
permanent housing, Zakia recognises their and creates jobs lockdown provided a bit of rest as they
for them, too.
talents and helps them become tour guides, were put into hotels,” Zakia says. “But
giving them a voice and raising confidence. homelessness is a year-round issue and
Zakia has worked to improve the lives my concern is what happens once this
of rough sleepers for nearly ten years, is over – where do people end up?” With
beginning with a job for annual football this element of uncertainty, perhaps it
tournament, the Homeless World Cup, has never been more important to support
which she describes as life changing; while homeless causes. The Invisible Cities
all the players felt the same sense of pride tours are just one visible arm of the
in representing their countries, they also social enterprise: profits are reinvested
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PAST IMPERFECT
AS THE NATIONAL TRUST CELEBRATES 125 YEARS, IT’S
LOOKING BEYOND THE RICH AND POWERFUL INHABITANTS
OF THEIR PROPERTIES AND REMEMBERING THE SURPRISING
(SOMETIMES UNCOMFORTABLE) CHAPTERS IN THEIR HISTORY
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LOOKING BACK
T
he National Trust, beloved favourite
for long walks, garden inspiration
and, of course, scones, is 125 years
old this year. But it may surprise
you to know that this paragon of all
things wholesome was not seeded
in England’s countryside, but in city smog. Social
reformist Octavia Hill spent her life working in
Victorian London’s dark, industrialised streets.
She was shocked by the lack nature and believed
exposure to green space was essential for health
– something that feels especially relevant this
year. As she said, “We all want quiet. We all want
beauty… We all need space. Unless we have it,
we cannot reach that sense of quiet in which
whispers of better things come to us gently.”
From this thought came the National Trust,
founded in 1895 by Octavia Hill, Robert Hunter
and Canon Hardwicke Rawnsley. The trio went
forth under the motto ‘For everyone, for ever.’
The following year, they splashed out £10 (a steal
in today’s money at about £600) for their first
property, Alfriston Clergy, in East Sussex.
After 125 years, the National Trust has cemented
itself as a national treasure. It’s grown to care for 20%
of our nation’s coastline, more than 250,000 hectares
of land (roughly the size of Northamptonshire)
and, of course, thousands of wildlife species. Now Thanks to Octavia Hill
Europe’s largest conservation charity, it’s achieved (above) the National Trust
now provides us with a
mammoth wins, including saving part of the White
window to the past, while
Cliffs of Dover; reintroducing an extinct butterfly its conservation efforts
– the Large Blue – to the UK; and creating a thriving are helping to shape
otter-safe haven in Pembrokeshire’s Stackpole Estate. the future, too
That’s not to say those 125 years have all been smooth
sailing. In 2015, a fire devastated Clandon Park in
Surrey, which led to several years of media scrutiny
on its practices. The same year, it landed in even
hotter water when it mooted reducing the amount of
art and exhibitions at some properties. Then, in 2017,
it was revealed that the charity was working to raise
some of its private tenants’ rent by up to 10,000%.
Following the Black Lives Matter campaign, the
idea that the Trust is ‘For everyone, for ever’ has
been put into sharp relief. The National Trust was
quick to admit that it needed to do more to tell the
story of Black British history and committed to
re-assessing its collections and properties with links
to colonialism. So much so, in June, Dunham Massey
in Greater Manchester removed a Blackamoor-style
statue dating from the 1700s. Blackamoor figures,
often depicting subservient Africans, were once
a common sight in stately homes. As John Orna-
Ornstein, Director of Culture and Engagement of The
National Trust, explains, “We have a long way to go
but we’re working to address painful and challenging
histories attached to our places and collections.” »
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LOOKING BACK
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U N S P O K E N LOV E
Following a national programme
of events in 2017 to mark 50 years
since the partial decriminalisation
of homosexuality, the National Trust
stepped up its LGBTQ+ game. Kingston
Lacy in Dorset houses one of the
country’s finest private art collections,
compiled in the 1800s by explorer and
Egyptologist William John Bankes. In
1841, William, charged with taking part
in an ‘indecent act’ with a man (a capital
offence), was forced into exile, but
the story goes that he risked his life to
secretly visit his beloved Kingston Lacy.
Writers Virginia Woolf and Vita
Sackville-West had one of the most
passionate relationships in literary
history. Virginia’s novel Orlando was
partly inspired by Knole, Vita’s family
home in Kent. It’s described as one of the
longest love letters in history. Knole still
houses the first manuscript of the novel,
inscribed Vita from Virginia.
PHOTOGRAPHY: ALAMY, NATIONAL TRUST IMAGES, THE INTERIOR ARCHIVE
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LOOKING BACK
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WO R K I N G - C L ASS
HEROES
As John Lennon said, A working class
hero is something to be. Interestingly
enough, the National Trust offers
tours of his and Paul McCartney’s
childhood homes in Liverpool.
Although the individual stories
of the thousands of men and women
who fuelled the industrial revolution
are rarely remembered, you can
get a glimpse into that past at
several National Trust properties.
Cheshire’s Quarry Bank was a textile
manufacturer that was home to an
entire industrial community which
From L-R: Hotbeds for political
change at Shaw’s Corner and
included many orphaned and destitute
Smallhythe Place, the family home children, who were raised in the site’s
of Edith Craig. Meanwhile Britain’s Apprentice House before going on
industrial past is still in evidence
to become workers at the factories.
at Quarry Bank and Cornwall’s
Levant mine and Beam Engine Then there’s Cornwall’s Levant Mine
and Beam Engine, which employed
hundreds of men, women and children
during the 1800s and today explores
the rich history of the area’s mining
community. Here you can see the
perils the miners faced every day as
they toiled underground. The women
and girls stayed up top, breaking down
the mined copper, as it was considered
bad luck for them to go into the pits.
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A simple thing...
Come on in, we don’t need to tell you
that the water’s lovely. What better way
to make the most of any September
good weather than with a wild swim?
Your favourite bit of safe open water will
likely be a bit less busy now, but all the
more inviting for it. It’s time to spend
close to nature and away, just for a bit,
from everything else. Whether you have
time for a quick, cool dip or a prolonged
bathe, it’s a moment for pause – before
you emerge refreshed and reinvigorated,
and that bit readier for whatever is
coming next.
PHOTOGRAPHY: STOCKSY
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THE INHABITANTS OF BRITAIN’S ZOOS AND AQUARIUMS
HAVEN’T SEEN MANY VISITORS LATELY. BUT AN ARMY OF STAFF
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taff and volunteers at zoos throughout
the UK and Ireland have a unique
insight into the animals in their
care. A photo competition run by
The British and Irish Association
of Zoos and Aquariums (BIAZA),
open only to those who work behind the scenes,
aims to show some of the conservation and
education done by these institutions – at a time
when many are struggling with the financial impact
of lockdown. There’s the rare Ethiopian mountain
adder, photographed at ZSL London Zoo by Daniel
Kane, who is sharing his knowledge about this
little-known species with herpetologists worldwide.
And the adult and juvenile Thao whipping frogs
– successfully bred at Paignton Zoo for the first POUNDS AND OWL-CES
time last year. Meanwhile, a snake-horned markhor By Niall Owen
– a native of the mountains of the Hindu Kush A charismatic great grey
– looks out over the Scottish Highlands from its owl chick is weighed at
naturalistic enclosure. It’s all happening at the zoo… the Welsh Mountain Zoo. »
MARKHOR PARKOUR
By Alyson Houston
Markhor are a species
of mountain goat with
twisty, spectacular horns.
This was taken at RZSS
Highland Wildlife Park.
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GALLERY
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NOT TO BE SNIFFED AT
By Samantha Allworthy
A prehensile-tailed
porcupine at Longleat.
An arboreal and nocturnal
animal, its massive
nose helps it to find food
in the dark.
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GALLERY
PENGUIN PARADE
By Robert Everett
This winning image of
Humboldt penguins was taken
at Chester Zoo. “I think this
picture represents how
up-close experiences with
animals in good zoos can
inspire a lifelong fascination
with nature,” says
photographer Robert Everett.
SNAKES ON A PLAIN
By Daniel Kane
“It’s exciting to care for such
a rare and little-known species
as the Ethiopian mountain
adder at ZSL London Zoo,”
says Daniel Kane.
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Making your own potions and lotions is a satisfying project
– and you know exactly what’s gone into them
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SOOTHING
WORDS
Having a word in your linguistic armoury
that encapsulates a feeling can be comforting;
it means that someone, somewhere
has experienced the same thing.
Paul Anthony Jones, author of The Cabinet
of Calm: Soothing Words for Troubled
Times (Elliott &Thompson) defines a word
each month that may provide solace.
OAT M E A L - MINDING
C A L E N DU L A IT CH when you miss someone
R E L I E F BAT H SOA K
F
You can’t beat a good soak in the bath, or the general, somewhat discomforting
but one that also soothes dry, itchy feeling of missing someone, we need,
or inflamed skin will be an extra relief one way or another, a reminder.
to many. Oatmeal and calendula are At the root of the word reminder is
anti-inflammatory, while bicarbonate mind. One of the barest bones of the English
of soda raises the pH of the skin to help language, mind has been used of a person’s
reduce itchiness with conditions like mental faculty or intellect since the early
Old English period, when it referred
eczema, chicken pox or mosquito bites.
specifically to memory, and the brain’s
ability to recall, recollect and remember.
Derived from that, a minding is an instance
you will need: of recollection or a single memory; a forgotten
44g oatmeal thought cast back into your consciousness, or a
A handful of dried calendula flowers memento or token, serving to remind someone
45g bicarbonate of soda of something, and keep them from forgetting it.
5 drops lavender essential oil When someone is no longer in our lives, the
things that were once theirs suddenly become
1 Using a food processor or blender, so much more meaningful. Everyday objects
grind the oatmeal into a fine powder. that the person we are missing knew, and
2 Combine all the ingredients in a medium- liked, and used are all but transformed into
sized bowl and mix well. Transfer the precious heirlooms. They might mean little
mixture to a nylon stocking or thin cotton to anybody else, but to us and to anyone
sock and secure the top with a knot. aware of their import and heritage, they
3 To use, add the stocking to a warm carry a tantalising connection to a much
bath and soak for 30 mins. Squeeze the loved person that we can simply no longer see.
stocking periodically to release as much These mindings can be upsetting, especially
of the oatmeal starch as possible. Once when our sense of loss is still quite new.
used, compost the ingredients, rinse the But they can also be immensely comforting
stocking and line-dry ready to reuse. and reassuring, giving us a tangible, tactile
connection to the people that we miss,
complementing our thoughts and memories
of them. They can remind us of the people we
once had in our lives in more ways than one.
Taken from Simply Living Well: A Guide
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FLOWERS IN THE HOUSE
Bringing blooms indoors: it’s what every home needs
Dahlias
By Emma Harris
As the seasons change, the trusty dahlia
continues to flower until the first frosts.
These big, blousy blooms – in colours
that range from palest cream to darkest
claret – have seen a resurgence in
popularity over recent years, and will
brighten up the darkest of corners. If you
can’t get your hands on a bunch, a single
stem is just as effective at bringing a last
burst of summer into your home.
PHOTOGRAPHY: EMMA HARRIS
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HOME TOUR
COLOURFULLY CREATIVE
AN ARTIST’S HOUSE WAS NEVER GOING TO BE A MUTED AFFAIR
AS JENNIE MAIZELS’ HAMPSHIRE HOME PROVES
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Intended to blend into
its setting from the
outside, inside Jennie’s
home draws on her
illustrator’s eye, from
the carefully colour-
matched cupboards to
the hand-painted
salvaged wood, with
some vintage finds and
savvy buys
“DON’T BE AFRAID TO DECORATE
WITH YOUR OWN CREATIONS –
THEY’LL MAKE YOUR HOME UNIQUE”
HOME TOUR
N
ot many people can boast that 1800s, it had lots of little dark rooms. We bought it Left: Jennie created
they own a rainbow kitchen, slightly foolishly thinking that one day we’d be able impact in her hall with
coloured flex and Ikea
but for Jennie Maizels, when to do the work it needed, but could never afford it. globes, a fraction of the
it came to building her dream With a new house we could get the light and space price of a chandelier.
home, it was a deal breaker. we wanted – even though it’s slightly smaller.” Above: Every part of
Jennie’s home is rainbow
The illustrator, who lives They enlisted the help of Snug Architects. “They inspired, including
just outside Alton in Hampshire with her husband really listened,” says Jennie. “Millie mentioned to her studio with its
Marcus and teenage daughters, Millie and Rosie, the architect that she wanted a corner window and meticulously organised
(not forgetting Charlie the cockerpoo and her Rosie asked for a window seat. I forgot all about coloured pencil collection
three cats, Oscar, Charlotte and Lizzie), never it, then when the plans arrived, there they were
thought she would build a home from scratch. – and they really add something to both rooms.”
However, thanks to a change in the law and a As a new build, the family wanted it to settle
large back garden, she was able to not only create into its countryside surrounding. “From a distance
a home she could work from, but also get that you can just see the wooden cladding, making it
rainbow kitchen that she’d always wished for. look like an agricultural barn. It’s clad in Kebony,
The family originally lived in the house in front where the wood is kind of pickled, like the Mary
of their new build, but when settlement boundaries Rose, to give it longevity.”
changed and letters started flooding in from The build took a year to the day, but it was with
developers desperate to build on their garden, the interior design that Jennie’s love of colour came
Jennie decided to do it herself. “We love our village, to the fore. “I had to have a rainbow kitchen, like
and we’ve made really good friends,” she says. “Our a complete child!” she laughs. “It took me about six
old house was gorgeous but, as it was built in the months to choose the colours because each one had »
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to be my personal favourite. I had all these little explains, “We knew we needed a big lounge to Top left: The house is clad
pantone squares and stayed up until the small fit in the piano, which my grandma left me. She in wood to help it blend
with its surroundings.
hours ordering them. To my amazement, the used to play the piano for silent movies, and now Above: daughter Millie
company who painted the kitchen got it spot on.” Millie plays it, although it feels very grand!” bought her own bamboo
She continues, “I’m a massive believer in humour The best view though is in Jennie’s bedroom, bed – now Jennie’s
favourite piece in the
and colour in a home. Choose your favourites which looks out on to the fields and beyond. Even
whole house. Right:
and go with them, even if they’re bright and better – you can gaze on the countryside while The pink bath was a
bold. Homes can be so dull when it comes to having a soak. “The sunsets from here are amazing, freebie find that simply
colour – Farrow & Ball have a lot to answer for!” especially in spring,” she says. “We found the bath needed a lick of paint
The kitchen, which has a distinct mid-century abandoned outside a house. All it needed was paint.”
feel, also houses a huge dining table for the family Despite building on their original garden, there’s
to gather around – not to mention a comfy sofa still plenty of outside space with a well-placed
packed with cushions to collapse on after eating. hammock, large table and fire pit for evening
When the large windows are open, it feels like gatherings. However, making the house even more
the kitchen is part of the garden. covetable is the swimming pool. “We ‘took it with
Off the living space is Jennie’s light-flooded us’ when we built the new house,” says Jennie. “We
studio, which also hosts her workshops. She think it dates to the 50s and used to be unheated –
works amongst a dizzying array of art supplies we’d have to pull the kids out when they started
and cute finds, including the largest collection turning blue! Building was never about making
of coloured pencils you’re ever likely to see. money, it was about future proofing our home,
“It’s all about making it look pretty. The only because we’re never going to move again!”
thing that’s organised is my pencils,” she laughs. If you’re inspired to create your own artwork, turn
The colours are calmer in the living room, home the page for Jennie’s simple Sketchbook Club
to a very impressive baby grand piano. Jennie tutorial on how to draw birds three different ways.
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JENNIE’S STYLE
l Find your colour palette. Don’t follow
fashion, choose the colours you love.
l Neon lights are a great way to
“
D
rawing is daunting, but
not if you follow clear YOU WILL NEED:
instructions,” explains Pencil
Jennie Maizels, the Small paintbrush
founder of Sketchbook Watercolour or
Club, who has put Gouache paint
together this easy-to-follow drawing Coloured pencils
tutorial. “You wouldn’t start to knit as Black fineliner pen
a beginner without instructions, or cook (Everything you need
without a recipe, so what’s the difference?” can be purchased at
Some people frown on copying pictures, jenniemaizels.com)
but when you’re starting out, it’s a great
way to grow your confidence quickly.
“I believe it matters that you are proud of
your creations,” says Jennie. “By copying,
tracing and following foolproof Sketchbook
Club instructions, everyone learns and
grows as artists without the stress or the
disappointment of unsuccessful drawings.”
And what better way to start learning
than with birds, which can be both
colourful and highly decorative. Birds
can be tricky to draw but, using the
following ‘cheats’, you’re guaranteed to
have stunning paintings of our feathered
friends that you’ll want to frame…
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CREATIVITY
BIRD IN A CAGE
Create exotic birds in ornate
cages in just a few simple steps
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My place
THE CORNERS OF OUR HOMES THAT MEAN THE MOST.
THIS MONTH: A ROOM IN THE ATTIC
Natalina Smith
Preston, Lancashire
@_the_green_house_
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“Our home is painted
in dark colours but
the loft is so light,
bright and airy,
it’s like a beachfront
apartment. It has a lounge area,
home office, bed and a walk in wardrobe,
so it really feels like a studio space.”
“I love my art deco-inspired Claire Air, Newbiggin-by-the-Sea, Northumberland
wallpaper and those deep, @our_home_on_sandridge
rejuvenating ultramarine
blues. Up here, I always
envisage sipping a cold
drink by a pool. I see this
room as a real pick me up.”
Emma Worthington, West Sussex
@moveovermagnolia
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environmentally friendly paints are
designed to be better for the planet.
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or almost a decade, I’ve been
campaigning on food waste. I use
extreme projects to catch people’s
attention and take them on my journey.
WHAT’S ON
A few years ago, I cycled across the
USA, dumpster diving and setting out
THE MENU?
Rob logged all his meals for a year.
all the edible food I found in a public park the next
Here’s a taster of what he ate.
day. Many people were shocked by what I showed
them, and even more were angry at the waste when
around 50 million Americans are food insecure*. WINTER
So, for a while, I’d had this question in my mind: Day 45 – 25/12/2018
could I exist without restaurants and grocery Breakfast: sweet potato, fish
stores? No packaged or processed foods, nothing (striped mojarra), greens, and herbs
shipped from far away. Could I step away from Lunch: sweet potato, greens and herbs
the agricultural industry and the destruction Dinner: sweet potato, greens and herbs
it causes to the world? Snacks: orange, honey, papaya,
For my most recent adventure I set myself the elderberry syrup, reishi mushroom tea
task of attempting to grow and forage 100% of my
food for a year. At the same time, I wanted to wake SPRING
people up to the reality of our current food system Day 124 – 14/03/2019
and inspire and empower them to make changes. Breakfast: papaya, loquats, coconut
Lunch: green papaya, coconut curry
H OW I D I D I T with carrots, garlic, turmeric, lemongrass,
I chose Florida for my experiment because I prefer serrano pepper, salt and coconut oil
to live in warm climates. In Orlando, I found a Dinner: green papaya, mashed sweet
strong movement of permaculturists and growers potato with greens and herbs
who I could learn from and enjoy life with. As Snacks: coconut, honey, greens,
a rookie (I’d grown almost no food before taking tomato, elderberry syrup, orange,
on my challenge), I needed to be surrounded by grapefruit, lemon juice
a community I could learn from and resources
that I could tap into. An urban environment SUMMER
also meant that my gardens could be seen Day 204 – 02/06/2019
by thousands of passers-by. Breakfast: white sapote, papaya,
I arrived in Orlando with just a backpack sapodilla, starfruit, banana, roselle,
containing everything I owned. I had no land of » moringa, mint, holy basil smoothie
Lunch: carrot, seminole pumpkin, yam
soup with pigeon peas, greens and herbs
Dinner: yam, green beans, greens and
herbs, baked yam fries
Some of the fruit (and fish Snacks: coconut, white sapote, bananas,
and veg) of Rob’s labours
in his attempt to be self- passion fruit, elderberry, bitter melon,
sufficient for a whole year greens, mint, holy basil, honey water
AUTUMN
Day 347 – 23/10/2019
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GROWING
VEG IN A COLD
CLIMATE
If total self-sufficiency is beyond
your reach, here’s Alice Vincent on
what you can sow now and eat soon.
D
epending on how much you
gardened earlier in the year,
in late summer you might
be easing in for that traditional
horticultural activity: sitting back and
bathing in the glory of your hard work.
But if you’ve decided now’s the time to
get cracking, that’s fine, too: there are
plenty of things to be sown and grown.
First things first, create some space.
Whether you’re an indoor gardener
or one overwhelmed by a plot, making
room for growth is important, Tidy
up flowerbeds, or sweep away the
remnants of summer detritus to install
Overall, the project went according to plan Rob grew and foraged a new planter or tub. Make sure it has
– gardening is a magical surprise each day, and his food for a year and drainage – a decent hole in the bottom
found clever ways to
there were no major hiccups. However, it was much source new ingredients. – then fill with a layer of gravel before
harder to catch fish than I expected, which was Preserving foods while topping up with peat-free compost.
ironic, as that’s what I was originally most skilled at. in season was also key Late summer is not too late to sow
edibles. If you’re new to growing your
G R OW I N G R E VO LU T I O N own, this is where I’d recommend
I want people to question their food. Where sowing salad leaves – mizuna, rocket,
does it come from? How does it travel? How watercress; essentially the ones that
did it impact the earth, other species and the taste infinitely better from the ground
people that grew it? If you don’t like the answers than from the shop – and herbs. Now
that you find, you can help to change them. is a great time to plant up some mint
In terms of growing your own, my advice is and parsley – even those pots from the
to start where you are. Maybe you can grow a supermarket, given a little more space
little bit of your own food – a herb garden on your and some good peat-free compost,
windowsill, some tomatoes on your balcony, or should keep going until mid-autumn.
a raised bed in your front yard. Greens and herbs But if you’ve been dining on your
are easy to grow and can be fast yielding. If you own greens all summer, up your game
have no space at all, you could join a community with some veggies that will tide you
garden or grow a garden for an elderly neighbour, over into autumn: chard and winter
or perhaps harvest fruit trees in your community cabbages are among the leafy greens
for yourself and to distribute to others. that can be sowed directly outdoors
Most importantly though, seek out local now – an investment in some cloches
resources and find out what grows successfully will protect them from being nibbled
in your area, whether that means knocking on the by other things – and in smaller plots,
door of someone with a garden and asking to join you can still get a couple of crops
them, taking classes, volunteering at an organic of radishes planted in late summer.
farm or finding books and online material. Alice Vincent wrote Rootbound:
Connecting with growers in your area is key. Rewilding a Life (Cannongate). Follow
Follow Rob on Instagram: @RobJGreenfield her on Instagram: @noughticulture.
and watch videos of this self-sufficiency
project at: YouTube.com/RobGreenfield.
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BELONGINGS
W H AT I T R E A S U R E
My plant pot ‘Brian’
By Alice Rook
M
y grandad, Brian, sadly
passed away in April this
year. He was 91 years old
and spent his last few years
very well looked after in
a care home just around the corner from To my utter dismay, at the start of
us. He was a true gentleman and family lockdown, we smashed Brian by accident,
man, always putting other people first. and it shattered into tiny pieces. The
When he first moved into care, my very same week, my grandad died. I was
parents put his bungalow up for rent and devastated. We couldn’t visit him in his
called me over to see if there was anything last few weeks because of the pandemic
I’d like to keep from his house. It was a and, with my overthinking nature, I couldn’t
difficult day, but I chose carefully: some help but feel that it was symbolic somehow.
mugs that my grandparents brought back Seeing Brian shattered into lots of tiny pieces
from a trip to Hong Kong, a grandfather (especially his face) made me sob. I don’t
clock that now stands proudly in our hall, think I realised it then, but my sobs were
a painting by my Grandad’s best friend, for far more than just the broken ceramic…
and a plant pot man with a very wide smile. My kind and clever parents painstakingly
Throughout my childhood I remember pieced Brian back together again and he’s
seeing the plant pot in my grandparents’ now once again in our garden. His smile is
garden – it was always there in the a bit crooked and he’s super fragile, but I’m
background, ever-present to the family pleased to have him back where he belongs.
shenanigans. I placed it in my own garden A smiley, happy chappy, where I’ll continue
and we called him Brian, just like my to plant flowers and watch them grow.
grandad. The next day I planted some My grandad was a lover of treacle sponge
orange chrysanthemums and enjoyed (with ice cream, never custard), a tot of rum
their bright, beautiful and summery bloom. (from his Navy days) and always dressed
Over the years, Brian has smiled at me, smartly. I miss him ever so. And that’s why,
and although I’m not a great gardener, most mornings, I’ll step out into the back
I have always enjoyed planting flowers garden with a mug of tea and pat him on the
in the pot and watching them grow. head with a simple, “Morning, Brian.” It sets
my day off with a good intention – to be kind,
giving and to find joy in the small things.
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Where we stayed
The Gaggle O’ Geese in Buckland
Newton, Dorset, is your dream local
– a friendly couple, who used to run
a pub in Brighton, moved with their
young son to take over the closed
village pub two years ago, turning it
into a community hub. They became
the village chippy during lockdown
and in normal times field several
teams of skittle players. With five
acres of land, there’s room for a
quiet tent or campervan pitch, but
also a rustic mini-golf, a double-
decker play bus, pygmy goats
and live music in the chilled beer
garden. Special mention for the
Weekend away loo and shower ‘block’, actually a
picturesque shepherd’s hut, cleverly
A CAMPSITE AT A DORSET VILLAGE PUB OFFERS converted. We especially liked the
cisterns and washing up sinks made
THE BEST OF BOTH – AND A CHANCE TO from beer kegs. And you don’t even
RECHARGE IN QUIET COUNTRYSIDE have to bring a tent – there are two
more shepherd’s huts for glampers.
T
here are times when camping feels so easy, you wonder why you don’t
live like this all summer long. But then there are also times when cooking
a meal for four on a two-ring stove can make you wonder if you are
actually on holiday at all. The way to ensure the first and avoid the latter,
we have discovered, is to camp at a pub. That way you can still enjoy all
the charms of the picnics and cooking on a barbecue, but simply wander
over to the bar for a drink and a meal whenever you feel you need a night off. You
should choose your pub carefully, of course. A country establishment in a quiet
spot makes sense, and somewhere that has a separate field or two for campers, so
you aren’t forced to keep company with the beer garden, especially on those nights
when you’ve decided to go to bed with the sun and slope off to your sleeping bag early.
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Miscellany
The practical, the playful and sometimes downright silly
Illustrations: KAVEL RAFFERTY Compiled by: FRANCES AMBLER
C A P T IO N
C O M P E T IT IO N
OVER TO YOU…
Make us giggle with a caption for
this jumping caracal. Each month
we pick our favourite and send
a lovely book to the winner.
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VEG BOX MUSIC
Ingenious ways to make those edibles audible
You will need: pear, knife, spoon, straw, scissors,
Make the humble pear, with its beaky stalk
and plump chest, coo like a lovestruck avian.
1 Cut the top off the pear and scoop out the
insides. Make a hole that fits a straw snugly.
2 Cut notches in the straw 1-2cm from one
end – one vertical and one at an angle.
3 Fashion a plug by pushing the straw into
a the pear’s flesh, then squeeze the piece
of pear back out. Slice the ends and the top
layer off so that the plug is flat on one side.
4 Reinsert the plug, making one end flush
with the notch, then fill the pear with water.
5 Make a small hole in the lid of the pear
to allow air to escape and place it back on
top of the bottom part. The end of the straw
needs to be fully in the water for the bird
to properly sing, then fruitfully add your
voice to nature’s winged chorus.
Musical Experiments for After Dinner by
Angus Hyland, Tom Parkinson, and illustrated
by Dave Hopkins, is published by Laurence King.
Available at laurenceking.com.
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HOW TO
W E LC O M E W O R M S IN T O
YO U R GA R D E N
Hello crawler, how can we help?
ECO TWEAKS:
Reworking your wardrobe
According to wrap.org.uk, the UK sends about why not share the love (and possibly earn a bit of
350,000 tonnes of clothing to landfill every extra cash) by lending it out? Take a look at the app
year. And that’s not accounting for the unworn By Rotation (byrotation.com) and the website Hurr
clothes within our wardrobes: around 30%. (hurrcollective.com): both work peer-to-peer, so
GOING RENTAL you’re in charge of cleaning and arranging delivery.
How about renting your clothes? Possibilities now GET LISTING
extend far beyond men’s suits, with a growing And, while the options of donating to charity or
number of companies aiming to make the process listing on eBay both still offer more eco ways to
as easy as possible. For one-of-a-kind dresses for clear out your wardrobe, there are plenty of peer-
special occasions, take a look at Girl Meets Dress to-peer apps which may be more suited to you.
(hire.girlmeetsdress.com) and Rotaro (rotaro.co.uk). Depop (depop.com), has slightly younger, Instagram-
The Endless Wardrobe (theendlesswardrobe.com) is savvy users of all sexes, Vinted (vinted.co.uk) lists
a great option for the range of sizes on offer. Onloan mainly female clothes, while Shpock (shpock.com)
(onloan.co) is rental for every day, with a monthly is targeted to your local area, and is like eBay where
subscription option. All take care of cleaning for you’re more likely to find larger items such as fridges,
you. And if you’ve got an enviable wardrobe already, footstools and much more alongside the fashion.
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BOAR D GAME
QUICK FIRE OF T H E MONT H
QUIZ YAHTZEE
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Puzzle pause
Grab a pen and a few moments’ peace to set your mind to our brain-diverting puzzles.
When you’re ready, you’ll find the answers on page 126.
PRISM CR O SS-STITCH
Search the Prism for the six different dances hidden in the Practise your embroidery by weaving all the listed words
concentric circles. They are moving in either direction and into the Cross-Stitch grid. Each word can be used once only.
appear on alternate spaces.
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• I D E N T IFI E R •
Tarts
No need to get in a jam when it comes to your tarts. Just consult our
handy guide to help you tell your Manchester from your Maid of Honour…
Ch er ry B a kew ell M a i d of Ho n ou r Ja m Ta r t
Bakewell purists turn the page – this is by no Said to be named after Anne Boleyn, who Henry Perhaps the most literary , oft associated with
means the Derbyshire original. But for cheer? VIII noticed savouring this curd cheese number. the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland.
Say pretty please to this, with a cherry on top. Shame he was as flaky as its puff pastry. Just watch those jammy fingers on the pages!
Apple Ta r t Ta r te Ta ti n B utter Ta r t
A core player in the tart game – with the first The French fancy take, centred on caramelised Celine Dion, maple syrup, Anne of Green
recorded version in English dating back to 1381. apples (or other fruit). Calville or Reine des Gables: our list of favourite Canadian things
Its ap-peel hasn’t waned over the centuries. Reinettes offer ‘authentique’ flavour. grows with the discovery of their Butter tart.
Ca r a m el Ta r t M a n c h ester
st r Ta r t Ch eesy Ta r t
If you thought tarte tatin was the upside down Not just popular on Coronation Street, Let’s face it, the classic combination of cheese
tart of the group, step forward this sweet this custardy, coconutty favourite was named and pastry is pretty unbeatable. In fact,
number, a long time favourite in Australia. a top five food by child Eastenders in WWII. sometimes it feels almost too gouda to be true.
These cheery illustrations are the work of Sarah Edmonds and are available as a print. Follow Sarah’s work on Instagram:
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Colour it in
These flowers may be in full bloom, but let your imagination – and
your colouring pens – take control for a burst of creative calmness
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BEDTIME STORY
SUMMER’S END
A short story by SARAH STEELE
I
n a normal year, this would be the best part of the season,
and the worst. The best because the tourists have gone
home, the seafront belongs to the locals again and, as soon
as I’ve shut the café up for the winter, I get to spend time
with my husband and kids again. The worst… well, the
same reason really. This year, though, the tourists have only
just come back, and there’s no way any of us can close for the
winter. Every cup of tea and every bucket and spade counts.
This café was my gran’s, then my mum’s, before I took over,
and I love it. It’s nothing fancy: wipe-clean tablecloths, all-day
breakfasts and take-it-or-leave-it coffee. The only sign of the
times is the hand sanitiser by the door and the ‘keep-your-
distance’ signs everywhere. My clientele’s mostly old folks
who’ve been coming on holiday here ever since their parents
brought them on the works’ summer outing, and probably
had a knickerbocker glory served by my gran.
A bit like that woman sitting by the window, in the
expensive-looking coat she never takes off. Mind you, you
need it now: winter arrives here the minute the kids go back
to school. She’s been here every day this week. Arrives at
two sharp, sits in exactly the same chair. Orders a pot of tea
for two, puts the other mug opposite her, like she’s expecting
someone. Well, they’d better hurry up. See that old clock dripping rainwater all over my floor. I’ll have to tell her that
on the wall that Mum and Dad bought in Lanzarote? we’re not taking any more orders.
Soon as the long hand reaches the top of the palm tree, Except she doesn’t look at me. Just heads straight across
it’s officially the weekend and I’m putting my feet up. to the window table. Sits right opposite my customer, and
She’s not as friendly as some of my regulars, but pleasant they stare at each other. Not a word.
enough. Well turned out for her age, and lovely hands: And then the old lady stretches those lovely hands across
incredibly long fingers and beautifully manicured nails. I the table, and the younger woman does the same, and blow me
notice these things: my sister’s a beautician, you see. Hard down if she doesn’t have the exact same long fingers. They’re
to ignore, anyway, when she sits there picking that cup up about to touch, until they remember we’re not allowed to do
and putting it down all afternoon, never taking a sip out of it. that any more, but there’s an electricity between them. Gives
It’s started raining: nothing on the prom now except three me goosebumps, it does. The sun suddenly breaks through
seagulls and a mobility scooter. No one will be coming in this outside, lighting up the space between their fingers, and
late, so no harm doing a bit of ‘gentle clearing up’, as Mum the grey sea starts to sparkle through the steamy window.
ILLUSTRATION: LARA PAULUSSEN
called it, when you want your stragglers to clear off, without Perhaps I’ll give it another half an hour, see if my lady wants
actually putting their chairs on the tables. I ought to warn a fresh pot. She’s waited long enough to share it, after all.
my lady that I’m about to close, but I don’t like to disturb
her. She looks so sad, staring out that rainy window. I’ll
Sarah Steele trained as a classical pianist and violinist before heading
wipe some tables down, hope she takes the hint.
into the world of publishing. Her debut novel The Missing Pieces of
And isn’t that just typical? Ten minutes left, and the bell Nancy Moon (Headline) is an escapist read, inspired by her love of
over the door starts ringing. A youngish woman stands there, dressmaking. Her Simple Pleasure is “making music with friends.”
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