E.F.F.L.

Week Four Preview: Here’s

COVID

BREAKING NEWS: “The NFL is rescheduling the Steelers-Titans game to later in the season
after an additional Titans player and one personnel tested positive for COVID-19. It will not be
played week 4.” What an absolute shocking nugget of news as we head into are pivotal week 4
matchups in the E.F.F.L. With COVID finally striking its first victims in the NFL, how will
fantasy owners try to work their way around losing such important pieces to their team? Before
we look at the impact of what Covid did to our week four matchups, lets see exactly what
happened in week three. Starting with our week 3 game of the week, we finally saw a good
matchup in the highlighted game that pitted Tune squad vs The Marathon Continues. Everybody
thought the champ champ was going to walk away with this one until Mr.UNLIMITEDDDD
popped off for a third straight week as Kvans picked up a huge win against Jeremiah 179.5-164.0
sending Jerry back to his local state farm desk singing “I don't know about youuuu but Im feeling
1-2.” Tune squad remains undefeated and keeps the crown in the NFC. Our next matchup brings
us to the gritty battle of the Gibson brothers where Primetime held the lead 173-144 before
Patrick Mahomes kicked down the door and stole 47 whopping points from Primetimes pockets
as the Untouchables won in a blowout 205-173.0. The Untouchables scored the most points last
week continuing to prove why he is the best team in the AFC at (3-0), leaving primetime at (1-2).
Our last marquee matchup of last week brings us to another battle of brothers between 8 ball and
No ships. Everything and I mean everything was looking good for 8 ball to remain undefeated as
he only needed 43 measly points from players Lamar Jackson, newly acquired Mark Andrews,
Harrison Butker, and Marquise hollywood Brown. Jacobs team and the Ravens spent too much
time in the smoking rotation circle and forgot they had a damn game to play as all 5 of them feel
asleep monday night at 8 o'clock and never woke up to see no ships walk away with a miracle
win 136.5-120.0 bringing both squads to (2-1.) No ships proved to be the real Mully Killas so
far bringing Micheal to (2-0) against the twins this season. The next game pitted on the card was
a backstage brawl beat down that left the Mully killas the last man standing as he demolished the
kekambas 153.5-106. This now leaves Chase at (2-1) despite not having stars Micheal Thomas
and George Kittle the past two weeks. The kekambas now fall to (1-2)* leaving the question as
to why he had to ruin The ROJF’s season. Our second to last matchup from last week was the
battle of losers that squared up The Beckham Bunch against Cumback kid. Both these teams
showed life scoring over 150 in this matchup but by the grace of god The Beckham Bunch
somehow pulled out his first win of the season off the back of keeper Allen Robinson’s 28 points
and Nick Foles 28 inch cock. The Cumback kid gets cummed on again 151.0-176.5 bringing his
squad to a winless (0-3) and the Beckham Bunch to (1-2). Our last and Final matchup brings us
to the classic father son standoff as PAPA MULLY took on The Return Of Jeff Fisher. Before
we get into the details of this one I ask for a brief moment of silence for team owner Brian
Mullinax. …………….. Thank You. This matchup was just out right depressing as Papa Mully
willed his way to his second win of the season despite the fact he had no Davante Adams, No
A.J. Brown, and no Dionte Johnson because he met Jordan Garcia across the middle in the first
quarter causing him to become concussed. This matchup was sadder than the midnight preview
for Marley and Me as The Return of Jeff Fisher fell to a winless (0-3) in a 137.5-125.5 matchup.
What another great week of E.F.F.L. however I wish I could say the same for your favorite
Fantasy football handicapper once again. I went (2-4) on my picks last week bringing my season
total to (9-9) on the year. I was definitely not seeing the board last week. With week three
matchups wrapped up lets see who won our prestigious week three awards. Player of the week
goes to Papa Mully's Indianapolis defense as they dropped a whopping 35, yes, 35 points out
scoring many elite fantasy football players. Team owner of the week goes to the Mully Killas as
he pulled off another great win without his two stars inserting Hunter Schmittou-Renfrow as he
dropped 20 points on The Kekambas. Finally the Dunce of the week presented by Cracked
asshole ™ goes to the Mullinax brothers as all three left a plethora of points on the bench
causing them all to lose in week three. Not a good look for the brand i'll tell you that. With
everything now wrapped up, the final thing I need to touch up on is a couple of team name
changes. Jacob Mullinax’s team, formerly known as 8 ball, had to change his team name to The
Dirty Birds II because all the 8 ball did was throw for 97 yards. Winless team owner Brian
Mullinax changed his team name from The Return of Jeff Fisher to “For Younghoe” inspired by
the statement about his now hurt kicker that came out this week seen here.

The Winless Comeback kid also changed his name to the Cinderella Story trying to turn around
his (0-3) team. Our last team change comes from owner Adam Tylenda changing his name from
The Beckham Bunch to Meet the Robinsons in order to try to stop me from calling him The
Beckham Buttcheeks. With week three finally now in the passenger seat, let's jump into a crazy
covid filled week four.

Match #1
The Kekambas (1-2) vs PAPA MULLY (2-1)

Our first matchup of week four brings us to the struggling kekambas vs Papa Mully. A lot of
momentum is swinging for Papa Mully coming off a gritty win despite losing three starters last
week. With Devante Adams back, I can only predict more production coming from Papa Mully's
team. In order for Papa Mully to win he needs Dak Prescott to have another huge game and his
rb’s to step the frick up. For the kekambas, he needs Kenny G to produce another solid outing
back in his lineup for a second straight week and his flex’s to act like they play in the NFL. I see
 no upset coming here though as i'm agreeing with the experts and taking Papa Mully to win in
this one big, bringing him to (3-1) and the Kekambas to (1-3)*

Match #2
The Marathon Continues (1-2) vs Cinderella Story (0-3)

Match two on the card pits trading partners Jeremiah Mullinax against Chris “Tennesse” Byrd.
Before this year started people would have guessed this matchup would have game of the week
or Marquee matchup vibes however, both teams currently stink worse than Malcom Butler after
a basketball game. The Marathon Continues came into this week a heavy favorite before
COVID-19 took out stars Juju Smith-Schuster and James Sarah conner. Now with the line almost
set at even, Cinderella Story looks to find his first win coming off the backs of CEH and top
receiver Stefon Diggs. Cinderella Story has proved to score points this year despite being
winless, but can he keep it up to secure his first win. The marathon Continues needs big
production out of newly acquired Mark Ingram in order not to fall to (1-3). It's a hard choice for
me, but I love a good Cinderella Story as I'm picking the underdog in this one going against the
experts with Cinderella story getting their first win in a close one bringing both squads to (1-3).
 Match #3
For Younghoe (0-3)*** vs Primetime(1-2)

Our third matchup of the week has me wanting to puke as we have to sit here and try to watch
For Younghoe seek his first victory over a hot primetime team. Despite losing last week,
primetimes team posted monster points coming from QB Aaron Rodgers and RB Alvinnnnnnn
Kamara. Primetimes team looks absolutely brand new from his week 1 stinker of a team as a lot
of his players are fiery hot. For Younghoe took another injury blunder losing #1 kicker
Younghoe Koo as team owner Brian Mullinax now looks to Fat Randy to fill the unfillable void
Younghoe left. Now that For Younghoe has shipped Mark Ingram away for Drew Brees and
Darius Slayton a new locker room has this team feeling rejuvenated. With the winless culture
now out, I sadly sound like a broken record disagreeing with the experts here painfully picking
for Younghoe to pull out his first victory bringing both teams to (1-3).
 MARQUEE MATCHUP #1
No Ships (2-1) vs Meet the Robinsons (1-2)

Our first marquee matchup is a good one that has Meet the Robinsons vs No Receivers, excuse
me No Ships. Quite simply put Meet the Robinsons is one hell of a (1-2) team. Starting off the
season getting dp’d by the Mullinax twins we saw Adam Tylenda pick up his first win last week.
No ships has done quite the opposite coming off his second victory against his second Mullinax
twin regardless of the fact that three of his starting three WR’s are now all on IR. Meet the
Robinsons is going to need another huge performance from waiver wire pick-up Mike Davis if
he wants to beat the hurt team of No ships. No ships needs Aaron jones to snap back into week
two form if he has any chance of winning with his half broken squad. You hate to see history
repeat itself as Mikey now has to look to the drawing board again for a twelfth straight season to
find himself even close to making the ship or the playoffs. I'm going to easily agree with the
experts here and pick Meet The Robinsons in this one bringing both teams to a solid (2-2).
 MARQUEE MATCHUP #2
Dirty Birds II (2-1) vs Tune Squad (3-0)

Our second and final marquee matchup brings us to a dominant (3-0) Tune Squad against a
Fraud (2-1) Dirty Birds II. It was a tough week for owner Jacob Mullinax as he watched Mark
Andrews drop his week three victory. On the flip side, Tune Squad watched Mr.
UNLIMITEDDD drop another 40 points keeping his team undefeated and the points leader
crown on his head through three weeks. If I was Tune Squad i’d be feeling confident yet scared
knowing the pissed off Ravens are facing the Washington R words this week. Not only that, but
it appears an injury to Chris Carson may not be that bad after all as he went from doubtful to
questionable for this Sunday. For Tune Squad to remain undefeated he needs Russ to remain
cooking along with RB Austin Ekler. For Dirty Birds II he has to only hope the Ravens are
looking to go off after a terrible week 3 along with a healthy Chris Carson this Sunday. All in all,
I think this will be a great matchup yet I can't see how Tune Squad doesn't have a down week
here. With that being said, Dirty birds gets lucky in this one pulling off the upset bringing both
teams to (3-1) on the year.
 ***Game Of The Week***
Mully Killas (2-1) vs The Untouchables (3-0)

Time would only tell before we saw these two headline in our game of the week as we have the
(2-1) Mully Killas vs The (3-0) Untouchables. Mully Killas team is looking nice headed into this
matchup as it appears both George Kittle and Micheal Thomas may suit up this Sunday. The
Untouchables team is quite the opposite as COVID has taken away staters Derrick Henry And
Corey Davis. I think this Game of the week will be the closest and most high scoring as
matchups are favorable on both sides. For the Untouchables to win however he needs luck on his
side and a huge performance from the Chiefs and Company. The Mully Killas looks to see his
full roster produce as I expect big returns for both his injured stars. I hate to pick against the
undefeated Untouchables again, but I'm going as I have the favorite Mully Killas squeaking by
in a close one over The Untouchables bringing both teams to (3-1) on the season.