Ian W, Zack M.

1. How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogey in it!

2.Did you hear about kidnapping at the local middle school?

Probably not, he is still sleeping.

3.What do you call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

4.How do athletes stay cool during a game?

They sit near the fans!

5.What did the French teacher say to the class?

I don’t know I couldn’t understand her.

6.If a chemistry and biology teacher go to a restaurant, where do

they go sit?
The periodic table.

7.What is red, orange and full of disappointment?

 School pizza.

8.What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading?

Facebook.

9.Why was the geometry book sad?

Because it had to many problems.

10.Name a bus you can never enter?

A syllabus