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America: by Kim Yaged
America: by Kim Yaged
America: by Kim Yaged
by
Kim Yaged
Contact:
Kim Yaged
kyaged@gmail.com
347-974-1708
kimyaged.com
CHARACTERS: (9 PERFORMERS)
OVERTURE
BLACK
In the beginning...
WHITE
There was man.
NEW ASIA
Ahab
LATINA
Anglo
DYKE-MAN
Apache
2.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Beaner
MIDDLE EAST
"Oh, say can you see..."
STRAIGHT
Dago
BLACK
Dyke
WHITE
Fag
NEW ASIA
Fig Newton
DYKE-MAN
"All I want is to be loved."
LATINA
Injun
NATIVE AMERICAN
Jap
MIDDLE EAST
Kraut
WHITE
Mick
NEW ASIA
"Love it or leave it, man."
STRAIGHT
Shut up, bitch.
BLACK
Oreo
LATINA
Paleface
NATIVE AMERICAN
Pickaninny
DYKE-MAN
Queen
3.
WHITE
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look
at these!
MIDDLE EAST
Spook
BLACK
Three-fifther
STRAIGHT
Tonto
NEW ASIA
Towelhead
LATINA
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
MOVEMENT 1: Creation
BLACK
In the beginning...
WHITE
There was man.
LATINA
But, he did not walk upright.
NEW ASIA
Then there was light.
STRAIGHT
And it was good.
NATIVE AMERICAN
I pound a drum. I paint my face. I
drink the liquor you use to appease.
Dilute my blood. Change the color
of my skin. You speak of holocausts
and racism. I stare genocide in the
eye and wonder if it is my fate.
Pillage a village. Scalp a head.
Shoot an arrow. Cannibalism's not
dead. I'm Native American, kemosabe.
I'm your friend.
STRAIGHT
In my world.
NATIVE AMERICAN
In this world.
NEW ASIA
Color counts.
WHITE
Color, color, color
DYKE-MAN
Counts.
MIDDLE EAST
I walk in,
WHITE
With my all too white face,
5.
NEW ASIA
And see them looking.
NATIVE AMERICAN
For a slant,
DYKE-MAN
A curve,
LATINA
A hint of color,
STRAIGHT
That's not mine.
BLACK
To find meaning.
MIDDLE EAST
In my not worth mentioning.
DYKE-MAN
Reason.
WHITE
In my not here to--
NEW ASIA
Help me.
MIDDLE EAST
In my world
LATINA
This world.
BLACK
Color counts.
NEW ASIA
Color.
LATINA
Color.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Color.
6.
MOVEMENT 3: Patriot
MOVEMENT 4: Prophet
BLACK
You don't know me, but I'm your lover.
I sit precariously in the corner.
You've seen me in the movies. I run
swiftly on the field. I'm first
pick at the pick-up game. The one
you hope don't sit next to you on
the bus. I'm the one who makes you
hold your breath when he steps on
the elevator. Me? You know who I
am. I am Black man.
MOVEMENT 5: Prophecy
(ALL run on. WHITE and LATINA play "Miss Mary Mack" with an
urban beat. DYKE-MAN spins a couple jump ropes for some
Double Dutch. NEW ASIA jumps in. ALL take turns spinning
the ropes and jumping. Those who aren't spinning or jumping
continue the clapping game.)
7.
NATIVE AMERICAN
I would like to believe
STRAIGHT
"Oh, say can you see..."
NEW ASIA
I would like to believe
MIDDLE EAST
The country is me
WHITE
I would like to see
DYKE-MAN
"The dawn's early light"
LATINA
I would like to be free
BLACK
I'm too tired to fight
NEW ASIA
From atop mountains high
DYKE-MAN
Streams
BLACK
Valleys low
NATIVE AMERICAN
I used to believe
WHITE
In a dream
STRAIGHT
In this land
MIDDLE EAST
I believed in a future
NATIVE AMERICAN
But now...
BLACK
I would like to believe
8.
DYKE-MAN
"Oh say can you see."
NEW ASIA
I would like to believe
LATINA
This country includes me.
(The clapping game builds to a frenetic pace.)
ALL
(doing hand motions)
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look
at these!
(ALL EXIT playfully except NEW ASIA.)
MOVEMENT 7: Caste
ALL
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"
BLACK
Doctor,
NEW ASIA
Lawyer,
STRAIGHT
Garbage collector!
DYKE
Film
MAN
And video!
WHITE
Local solicitor.
LATINA
Teacher,
NATIVE AMERICAN
Student,
MIDDLE EAST
Corner gibberisher.
ALL
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
MOVEMENT 8: Love/Hate
LATINA
I shake my hips and sway my ass.
You look at me. You'd like a grasp.
I speak in words ustedes no
comprenden. You drive through my
town and think it un-American. All
these signs en español. It makes
you insane. You prefer I leave and
not come back again. But, here I
sit in my own little corner. Mis
amigos. Mis jóvenes. ¿Quién soy?
I am Latina. El mejor país en todo
el mundo.
(ALL dance into a circle and sit. LATIN MUSIC COLLAGE FADES.)
MAN
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck,
duck...
(touching DYKE's head)
Goose!
DYKE
Duck, duck, duck, duck...
BLACK
You're in the goose pot!
NEW ASIA
Loser!
LATINA
Queer!
MAN
Sticks and stones may break my
bones...
11.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Cry, baby!
MIDDLE EAST
Crybaby!
MAN
I'm rubber and you're glue...
WHITE
Smear the queer!
STRAIGHT
Smear the queer!
DYKE-MAN
We are faggots.
DYKE
We are queer.
MAN
And, oh yes.
DYKE
By the way.
DYKE-MAN
We are here.
DYKE
You can tell by the roar of my
motorcycle.
MAN
The twinkle in my toes. I'm light
in the slipper.
12.
DYKE
I'm firm on the ground. Don't look
at my ass.
MAN
At least not right away.
DYKE
Don't look at my breasts.
MAN
I'll flash them later anyway.
DYKE
You know who I am.
MAN
Oh, yes, I could see that immediately.
DYKE
You recognize my face.
MAN
Because these days you can see me in
movies.
DYKE
On TV.
MAN
All over the place!
(DYKE-MAN skips off, and ALL, except MIDDLE EAST, chase after
DYKE-MAN like groupies. MUSIC FADES.)
MIDDLE EAST
Did you say television? Which sitcom?
What show? Who gave you permission?
How much do you know? This is
Hollywood. I am a Jew. I won't run
for President because I don't like
to lose. I prefer to sit back and
just make fun.
(MORE)
13.
(MUSIC FADES.)
LATINA
"What would you do with a brain if
you had one?"
MIDDLE EAST
"What's happening hot stuff?"
WHITE
"You make someone a bridesmaid and
they shit all over you."
DYKE
"All I want is to be loved."
MAN
"Is that so wrong?"
STRAIGHT
"I dare you to knock it off, I dare
you."
NATIVE AMERICAN
"It takes a licking and keeps on
ticking."
BLACK
"This race is shakier than cafeteria
Jell-O."
14.
NEW ASIA
"Love it or leave it, man. Love it
or leave it."
WHITE
Look at me. I'm so pretty. This
nose, blue eyes and manicured toes.
Don't hate me because I'm pretty.
Love me, despite your jealousy.
Someday, you could be me too. Well,
probably not, but I prefer you believe
it to be so. Work, ethics--that's
the way. Success is just within
reach. I tell you this because I
like making you look silly. I'm the
girl next door. A lovely White lady.
STRAIGHT
Man, you know me. I'm tough as nails.
Totally cool. The one you all want
to be.
15.
WHITE
No we don't!
STRAIGHT
What was that?
WHITE
No we don't.
STRAIGHT
Shut up, bitch. Now, where was I?
Stupid bitches interrupting me. You
want to know me, who I am? I'm
straight. I'm white. And, I'm a
man. So, keep your faggot asses
away from me.
WHITE
Would someone get rid of him?
STRAIGHT
I told you to shut up, bitch.
(POP MUSIC COLLAGE KICKS IN. LATINA and NEW ASIA ENTER
dressed in bras, hot pants and stilettos. DYKE-MAN, BLACK,
NATIVE AMERICAN, and MIDDLE EAST ENTER with chairs. LATINA,
NEW ASIA and WHITE give them lap dances.)
WHITE
You see me
LATINA
As a pretty face
NEW ASIA
I can't see you
WHITE
But I see past your race
16.
LATINA
Checks and boxes
NEW ASIA
Blur the line
LATINA
Arbitrary color
NEW ASIA
Meant to define
WHITE
Close your eyes
LATINA
Open up your mind.
NEW ASIA
This is reality.
STRAIGHT
This is the place.
LATINA
Come to America.
WHITE
Look your dreams in the face.
STRAIGHT
Sentiment
WHITE
Sentimental
NEW ASIA
Sentimentality
MIDDLE EAST
The land of the free
BLACK
The home of the brave
LATINA
One nation
NATIVE AMERICAN
Give me liberty or
STRAIGHT
Give me
WHITE
Give me
BLACK
Give me
NEW ASIA
Death before dishonor
MIDDLE EAST
United we stand
DYKE
Inalienable
MAN
Rights
STRAIGHT
The American
LATINA
Dream
18.
DYKE
Is
MAN
A
NATIVE AMERICAN
Fallacy.
BLACK
Kike.
MIDDLE EAST
Homo.
DYKE-MAN
Savage.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Cracker.
STRAIGHT
Wetback.
LATINA
Bitch.
WHITE
Chink.
NEW ASIA
Nigg--
BLACK
(greeting)
Nigger--
STRAIGHT
(friendly)
Nigga.
(LATINA taps--)
LATINA
Nig-ga...
NATIVE AMERICAN
Nig-ga...
BLACK
Ahab
MIDDLE EAST
Anglo
(ALL play off one another, the TAPPING and CHANTING building
together.)
DYKE-MAN
Apache
NATIVE AMERICAN
Beaner.
STRAIGHT
Brownie
LATINA
Bug Eye
20.
WHITE
Carpet Muncher
NEW ASIA
Chigger.
BLACK
Cholo
MIDDLE EAST
Chunk
DYKE-MAN
Coolie
NATIVE AMERICAN
Coon.
STRAIGHT
Dago
LATINA
Dyke
WHITE
Fag--
NEW ASIA
Fig Newton!
BLACK
Flip
MIDDLE EAST
Gay
DYKE-MAN
Goy
NATIVE AMERICAN
Gringo.
STRAIGHT
Heeb
LATINA
Hick
WHITE
Honky
21.
NEW ASIA
Hoopie
BLACK
Hymie.
MIDDLE EAST
Injun
DYKE-MAN
Jap
NATIVE AMERICAN
Kraut
STRAIGHT
Mick.
LATINA
Mohawk
WHITE
Mulatto
NEW ASIA
Mustard Seed
BLACK
Nip.
MIDDLE EAST
Oreo
DYKE-MAN
Paleface
NATIVE AMERICAN
Pickaninny
STRAIGHT
Queen.
LATINA
Raghead
WHITE
Redman
22.
NEW ASIA
Redneck
BLACK
Redskin.
MIDDLE EAST
Roundeye
DYKE-MAN
Shiksa
NATIVE AMERICAN
Slit-eye
STRAIGHT
Spic.
LATINA
Spook
WHITE
Three-fifther
NEW ASIA
Tonto--
BLACK
Towelhead!
MIDDLE EAST
Trailer Trash
DYKE-MAN
Twinkie
NATIVE AMERICAN
Uncle Tom
STRAIGHT
WASP.
LATINA
White Devil
23.
WHITE
White Trash
NEW ASIA
Whitey
BLACK
Wigger.
ALL
(big finish)
Niggas and bitches and 'hos, oh my!
BLACK
Kike.
MIDDLE EAST
Homo.
DYKE-MAN
Savage.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Cracker.
STRAIGHT
Wetback.
LATINA
Bitch.
WHITE
Chink.
NEW ASIA
Nigger.
(ALL rotate the blocks, weaving them in and out of one another
as if searching for their final destination.)
24.
NATIVE AMERICAN
You can't see me
NEW ASIA
I'm not there
BLACK
Can't put me in a box
MIDDLE EAST
To label and ignore
STRAIGHT
Uncomfortable questions
DYKE-MAN
Blurry lines
WHITE
Names and faces
LATINA
Contradicting minds
MIDDLE EAST
I'm beyond religion
NATIVE AMERICAN
I'm beyond creed
DYKE-MAN
I'm your hiding place
STRAIGHT
Your, "That isn't me."
NEW ASIA
I am absence
NATIVE AMERICAN
I'm what you don't see
BLACK
I'm the exception
WHITE
You can't label me.
LATINA
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
NEW ASIA
Namaste.
WHITE
God is love.
MIDDLE EAST
As-salaamu alaykum.
STRAIGHT
Yes, Jesus loves me.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Ho Mitakuye Oyasin.
BLACK
All praise to Allah.
DYKE-MAN
My higher power.
LATINA
Perdóname Padre porque he pecado.
NEW ASIA
Namaste.
WHITE
God is love.
MIDDLE EAST
Shalom aleichem.
STRAIGHT
Yes, Jesus loves me.
NATIVE AMERICAN
We are all related.
BLACK
Al-Hamdolillaah.
DYKE-MAN
My higher power.
NEW ASIA
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
WHITE
Namaste.
MIDDLE EAST
God is love.
DYKE
As-salaamu alaykum.
MAN
Aleichem shalom.
BLACK
Yes, Jesus loves me.
STRAIGHT
Hózno nahá slé.
NATIVE AMERICAN
All praise to Allah.
27.
LATINA
My higher power.
WHITE
Perdóname Padre porque he pecado.
MIDDLE EAST
Namaste.
STRAIGHT
God is love.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo.
DYKE-MAN
Yes, Jesus loves me.
BLACK
Ho Mitakuye Oyasin.
LATINA
Al-Hamdolillaah.
NEW ASIA
My higher power.
MIDDLE EAST
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
STRAIGHT
Namaste.
LATINA
God is love.
BLACK
Shalom aleichem.
WHITE
Wa-alaykum us-salaam.
NEW ASIA
Yes, Jesus loves me.
DYKE
Hózno nahá slé.
MAN
All praise to Allah.
28.
NATIVE AMERICAN
My higher power.
Reprise
BLACK
Kike.
MIDDLE EAST
Homo.
DYKE-MAN
Savage.
NATIVE AMERICAN
Cracker.
STRAIGHT
Wetback.
LATINA
Bitch.
WHITE
Chink.
NEW ASIA
Nigger.
ALL
Amen.
(BLACKOUT.)
THE END