Characters

Teachers
T-1 : Neha Sharma; T-2: Rajni Baidwal ; T-3: Mehnaaz; T-4: Vritika
Anjana, Deepika,Gurpreet,Poooja, Ankita, Amrit Puneet

Students are fighting, holding collars and such ...monitor(Deepika) tries to control the
situation but is brought down in the group and beaten.
Long bell goes off.
Fighting continues
Ankita is roaming around in the class
Sees the teacher (t.1) offstage coming to the class .
to Everyone
Neha Mam Agaye X3
T-1 enters
Class :GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORRNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING MA’AM
T.1 : (looks at her watch as everyone keeps dragging the morning) It’s afternoon now, Sit
down.
Class : THAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKK YOOUUUU MAAAAAAAAMMMMM
T-1 (angrily) : SOOOOOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAMMM
T-1 slaps her forehead
Alright, attend your roll call. Roll no.1
Anj: Present Maam
t.1 Roll no. 2
Anj : Absent maam
t.1: Roll no.3
Dee : Maam wo to Gaanv gaya hai
t.1 Roll no. 4
Gur : Mam wo MI room mein hai
t.1 Aur kaun kaun absent hai?
Amrit : Mam , baki sare leave pe hain
t.1 : Nevermind ( closes the register) Take out your Science books.
Dee: Ma’am Ankita has not brough her book
T.1 : Ankita bring your diary
Ank: Sorry Mam , main wok al kaam kar rhi thi to science book ghar pe hi reh gai
T.1: Bring your Science notebook then
Ank. : Par Mam science notebook mein hi kaam kar rahi thi to vo bhi ghar per eh gai
T.1 : To beta aap bhi ghar pe hi reh jaate, Get out of my class
Ank : sorry maam
T.1 acha theek hai sit down
Ankita sits
T.1 Okay students we have a new students in the class today. Calls out Abha
Beta batao kahan se aye ho?
Abha : MAm ghar se
T.1 Are beta pehle kaun se school mein the?
Abha: maam APS
T.1 Aur kya kya le ke aye ho
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Abha : Mam roti sabzi and SALAD
T.1 I mean kya kya cover kiya hai syllabus mein . .... chalo chodo kal apni notebooks le ke ana
Abha: Okay MAam
T.1 : Alright class tell me the chemical formula of water
Everyone starts yelling mam mam mam
Amrit: MAAAm main batau
T.1 Yes Amrit
Amrit : H , I J , K , L M N O (FASTLY)
T.1 Are ye kya bol rahi ho
Amrit : Maam H2O
t.1 : Sit down. Who’ll tell me the chemical formula of Sodium? Okay Deepika stand up.
Dee: Mam NA
t.1 : Are waah very good
Deepika sits down confusedly
Bell goes off
Mam Bell ho gai
t.1 Han ji sun gai mujhe bell. Prepare of the Chemical formulas tomorrow
OKAY MAAAM....... THANK YOU MAAAM

SST Period
Neha comes in sits with the others
GooOOOOOOOOOD MOOOORRNNIININGG MAAAM
T.2 : Why are you Singing? Sit down and take out your notebooks
Pooja : Mam aaj hum Question Answers karenge?
T.2 Yes...before that Pooja tell me for how long did Akbar ruled on india?
Pooja: Mam maine kal hi padha tha.....ummm ek sec........goes through pages.... maam page
50-55 tak
T.2 What nonsense sit down (angrily) Take out your notebooks quickly
Neha : Maam kaun si copy nikalni hai? SST ki?
Ankita : Maam kaunse pen se likhna hai? Blue ya Black?
Gurpreet: History Civics ki alag alag lahgani hai?
T.2 yes
Abha : Par Maam hindi wali maam ne to do notebooks lagvai hain
Deepika : Maam yaha se board nahi dikh raha main aage jau?
Anjana : Mam Exam mein alag alg sheets pe karna hai?
Bell Goes Off
T.2 Holding her head
Beta tum rehne do main khud hi likh doongi sare answers
Class : Sorry MAAM

Class: yaaar aaj to PT Period hai last mein.... maza ayega

main to aaj football khelungi
main to snacks lai hu khane ke liye

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T.3 enters MATHS
Mehnaaz
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORRRRNNNIIIINNNG MMAAAAAMMM
t.3 Ye infinite arithmetic progression ki tarah multiply kyu hue ja rahe ho baitho baitho
Class Sorrrryyyyy Maaaaaaaaammmm
Alright aaj Statement sums ka test hai test copies nikalo jaldi se
Vritika : Maaam Gurpreet ko chakkar aa rahe hain, main ise MI Room lekar jau?
T.3 : Ok but accompany her and come back quickly
Gur & Vri : YES MAAM
Okay tell me class If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in another hand? What would I
have?

mam mam mam mam mam mam mam mam

Yes Deeepika?
Dee : Mam you would have very biiig hands
T.3 Sit down. Ye class mein se gobhi ki khusbu kyu aa rahi hai?
Anjana : Mam Gobhi nhi hain tinde hain Amrit ke tiffin mein
T.3 Amrit you are eating tiffin in class. Kal apne papa ko bula ke lana
Amrit: Par maam sabzi to mummy ne banai hai. Nonsense , get out of the class , mujhe
naughty students bilkul pasand nahi hai]
Bell goes off
Teacher rushes out angrily

Amrit : yaar maam to bht naraaz ho gaye na

Pooja : tumne baat hi aise ki
Dee : Tumne maam se sorry kyu nahi kaha
Amrit : Par maam ne to kaha k wo mujhe pasand nahi karte and k main naughty hu 

ENGLISH
Are English wali maam aa gaye
everyone sits down
T.4 GOOD Morning Class
GGOOOOOOOOD MORNING MAAM
Gur : MAm ye na mujhe pagal pagal keh rahi hai
T.4 First of all speak in english
Rajni to gurpreet : Pagal matlab MAD
Gur : Mam she say me say mad mad

everyone starts giggling

T.4 Be quiet class
Alright tell me class what were Julius Caesar’s last words when Brutus stuck him with a knife?
Ankita : Haye Maar daaala!

T.4 Speak in English

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Sorry mam
T.4 From now onwards whosoever is found speaking in any other language than English will be
fine for 5/-
Gurpreet: MAam ye lo
T.4 Whats’ this ?
Gurpreet: Mam 150/- mere ek month ka advance
T.4 Get out of the class

Alright you back there Rajni give me two examples of pronouns.

Anjana: Wakes up from sleep

Who, me?
T.4 Very good
Everyone clap for her

Long Bell goes off .... for recess

T.4: alright class revise the homework for exams and don’t forget to ask for doubts.

Abha: MAAM Doubt!!!

YES?
Abha : Maam what is jalebi called in English?
OOOOF This class has given me a headache.
Childern are running ....Amrit falls and children call Mehnaaz and she take amrit to MI
room . .... Amrit starts crying ....maam aap to keh rahe the ke aapko naughty bache pasand
nahi.
Mehnaaz: Beta hum bhi tumhari age mein the ...we were also more or less like you...and we
just want what is best for you.....your teachers might scold you but they don’t hate you. All the
children are equal in the eyes of teachers

Bache man k sache

sare jagg ki ankhon k taar
ye wo nanhe fool hain jo bhagwaan ko lagte pyar
HAPPY CHILDRENS Day

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