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I'll get coffee.
Want anything, baby doll?

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I'm fine. Thanks.

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I can't pull off "baby doll," can l?

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No, I think we learned that
from the "sugar lips" incident.

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I'll make some tea.

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How you doing, pumpkin?

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-So it's going well for you two?
-I know. Really well.

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I'm gonna ask Phoebe
to move in with me.

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What do you think?

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It's great!
When will you ask her?

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Tonight. But don't say anything.

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I swear. I promise.

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I'm so excited!

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But listen, do not
get her flowers, okay?

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Because she cries when they die.
Then there's the whole funeral.

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-I'll see you after work, sweetie.
-Okay. Bye.

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So, what movie should we see?

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Gary's gonna ask you
to move in with him!

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What? Really?

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He made me promise not to tell,
but I couldn't hold it in any longer!

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I can't believe this.

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Right? Because it's fast.
Because it's so fast. It's fast.

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Relax. It's Phoebe, not you.

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Good for you, Phoebe.
Way to go.

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No, but it is fast, isn't it?

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-I like him, but I'm not ready.
-So, what are you gonna do?

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I don't know. I'll just handle it.
I'll ask you to talk to him!

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Me? Why me?

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Because you are
so afraid of commitment.

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You talk to him. Make him scared
like you, make him a man.

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I'll try, but I'm not sure
what good it'd do.

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I'm less afraid of commitment
than I used to be.

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That is so sweet.

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Still terrified.
I'll take care of it.

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The One With the Ball

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Hey, Ross, is Staten lsland
really an island?

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That's why they call it
Staten "lsland."

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Oh, I thought it was
like Long lsland.

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Also an island.
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-What time is it?
-2:17.

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We haven't dropped
this ball for an hour.

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Are you serious?

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I realized it a half-hour ago,
but I didn't say anything.

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I didn't wanna jinx it.

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We are pretty good at this.

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We totally forgot about lunch.

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That's the first time
I've ever missed a meal.

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I think my pants are a little loose.

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Hey, you guys. Is Monica here?

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I bought something.
I'm not sure she'll like it.

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It may seem crazy, but I've wanted
this since I was a little girl.

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You bought Shaun Cassidy!
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No. I wish!

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Okay, you ready?

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Check it out.

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What is it?

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What the hell is that?

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It's a cat.

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That is not a cat!

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Yes, it is!

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Why is it inside out?

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Excuse me!

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But this is a purebred,
show-quality sphinx cat.

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How much did you pay for that?

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It was extravagant,
but I got a good deal.

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-How much?
-Thousand bucks.
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On a cat?

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It's not a cat!

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For a thousand dollars,
you'd think at least it'd come with hair.

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Or something.

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All right. Listen, ball boys.

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My grandma had one when I was little.
It was the sweetest thing.

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It would sit in my lap
and just purr all day long.

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I would drag a string
and it would chase it.

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Free cats do that too, you know.

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It's not a cat!

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I'm really excited about this, okay?
I don't care what you think.

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I'm gonna set up a litter box
for Mrs. Whiskerson.

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What am I gonna call her?
Fluffy?
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Do you wanna get something to eat,
or see how long we can throw this ball?

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The ball thing.

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Wouldn't it be great if we could go
for two hours without dropping it?

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Yeah, it would!

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Let's do it.

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I have to pee.

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And Rachel's in the bathroom!

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Man, I didn't think we'd make it.

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I know.

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Don't switch hands, okay?

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Hey, ladies.
What are you in here for?

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What are you doing here?

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I am here to report a crime.

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It's a crime that
we don't spend time together.
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What's up?

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You're thinking about moving in with
Phoebe, and I thought we should talk.

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You know, man to...

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...well, me.

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Sure, okay.

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Are you crazy?

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Are you insane?

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If you live with Phoebe, you two
are gonna be living together.

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I considered that.
It'd make me happy.

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-You mean scared.
-No, I mean happy.

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Scared happy.

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What are you doing?

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I'm trying to open your eyes!

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If you live with Phoebe,
she is always gonna be there.

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You get home, she's there.
You go to bed, she's there.

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You wake up and, oh, yes, she's there.

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I know. I can't wait!

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Were your parents happy or something?

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I was lucky enough to find
someone that I really love.

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I just want to be around her
as much as I can.

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When you say it,
it doesn't sound so scary.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Yeah, I think I do.

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You know what?

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Move in with her. Move in right now.
Maybe I'll move in with Monica.

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No, it's too soon for you guys.

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You're right about that.
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When they found the remains
of the Mesozoic mastodon...

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...they discovered what appeared
to be the remains...

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...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws.

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How did it get there?

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Maybe this should be more
of a quiet game.

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Hey, guys.

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I left my watch here last night.

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-lt was here. Where is it?
-I don't know.

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I'm late for work.

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How do you know?
You don't have a watch.

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Can you stop throwing the ball
for one minute and help me find it?

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Oh, I don't know....
Yeah, can't do it.

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-What?
-Do not drop that ball.

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We haven't dropped it in....

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Two hours, 27 minutes.

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Really?

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I won't make it in to work today.

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I don't feel very good.

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For a second, I thought I was
feeling better, but I'm not.

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Hey, Rach.

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Check it out. Almost three hours
without dropping it.

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Congratulations.
That's quite a waste of time.

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You have scratches all over you.

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Well, it's my cat.

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-Oh, I got a cat.
-I don't want a cat!

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Don't worry, it's not a cat.

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You guys, this cat is nothing
like my grandmother's cat.

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It's not sweet.
It's not cute.

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I dragged a string, and it flipped out
and scratched the hell out of me.

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I know this sounds crazy,
but every time this cat hisses at me...

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...I know it's saying, "Rachel!"

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Doesn't sound as crazy
as paying $1000 for a cat.

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You paid $1000 for a cat
when you owe me $300?

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Well, I was gonna let you
play with it.

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Did you talk to Gary
about moving in?

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I think you should do it.

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He's a great guy and he loves you
a lot. You are a very lucky lady.

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You are useless!

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Freaking out about commitment
is the one thing you can do...

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...and you can't even do that right!

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Sorry. If he asked me,
I'd move in with him.

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Get out of here, good-for-nothing.

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Hey, Chandler.

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Hey, Gar.

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Hey, sweetie.

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Can I talk to you for a second?

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You look pretty today.

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Thanks. Okay.

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Here's the thing.

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I really want this relationship
to move forward.

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If you're not moving forward,
you're moving backwards.

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No, if you're not moving forward,
you're staying still.

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And staying still is good.
Watch this.

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I want you to move in with me.

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That is so sweet.

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But don't you think
it's too soon?

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There's so much we don't know
about each other.

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Okay. I get it.

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I don't want us to jump into something
that we're not ready for.

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I don't want
to mess up what we have.

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I'm worried it's gonna
be a big mistake.

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Which is why my answer is yes!

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Really?

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You're so happy.

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Monica, stop throwing it so hard!

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We're on the same team!

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You guys have been doing this
for four hours?

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That's right, baby.

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-All right. Let me in.
-No, no! Don't do it!

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What?

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He's a dropper.

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Oh, yeah. That's right!

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I'm not a dropper!

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It's really a three-person
game, you know?

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It's throwing and catching.

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All right.

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Oh, it's so hard.

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Don't worry, guys.
It's not a cat.

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Oh, good God!

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00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,547
I give up. I don't know what
I'm gonna do with this thing.

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Baking it didn't help?

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Take it back to where you got it.

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I tried. They won't take her back.

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Maybe that's because she's
a minion of the Antichrist.

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Why won't they take it?

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They said they would only
give me store credit.

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What am I gonna do?
Get 1000 regular cats?

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You said it was a show cat. Why don't you
show it, win some prize money.

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00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:05,246
Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter,
and all you win are these ribbons...

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...which technically belong to the damn cat.

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00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,955
You can keep it until you
find out what to do with it.

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00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,557
That's not the point.
I'm out $1000...
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...I'm all scratched up...

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...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat
that looks like a hand!

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Oh, my God!

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00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,333
The cat's made my eyes water.
Don't throw it to me!

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00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:30,235
My vision's been compromised!

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Oh, God! Okay.

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00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,675
It's okay. Man, that was close.

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Yeah, you almost overreacted
to something.

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-We have great news.
-We're moving in together. Yay!

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Congratulations.

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00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,285
-I'm so excited!
-So am l.

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You're not more excited than I am.
No way. I'm the most excited.

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See you at the station later.

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00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,504
I'll see you later.
Don't forget about the moving-in!

227
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,736
So you're moving in with him?

228
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,902
I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad.
Maybe it'll be all right.

229
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,642
I do like him a lot...

230
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,579
...and probably do it
eventually, anyway.

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00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,821
Plus, think of all the money
I'll save on stamps.

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00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,287
Do you write him a lot?

233
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,525
I heard when people live together...

234
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,193
...they split the cost
of stamps, don't they?

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00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,929
-Yeah, yeah.
-That's right.

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00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,336
Sorry, the oven mitts
really freaked me out.

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00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,437
Hey, honey.

238
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,677
Did you find any apartments
in Brooklyn Heights?
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00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,046
No, nothing.

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00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,546
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

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00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,050
-Nothing at all?
-No.

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00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:55,351
If something opens up, we'll move in.
If it has a pool. I need a pool.

243
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,288
Can I talk to you?

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00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,692
Take a seat.

245
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,628
You okay?

246
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,535
You feel all right?

247
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,676
I feel great, because
we're moving in together.

248
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:14,972
So you....

249
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,911
You checked the paper for listings
in Brooklyn Heights, right?

250
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You checked the Post?

251
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,385
Yeah, there was nothing.

252
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-Can I get some water?
-ln a minute.

253
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,827
You checked today's Post?

254
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,089
Yeah, today's.

255
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,499
Because this is today's Post.

256
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,170
And these are the listings I found.

257
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Brooklyn Heights, two bedrooms.
Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom.

258
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:47,539
Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights,
Brooklyn Heights!

259
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:52,573
Oh, are these for rent?
I thought people were just bragging.

260
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,453
Let me tell you what's going on here.

261
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Don't look at the table.
Look at me.

262
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Somebody asked someone
to move in with him.

263
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,359
Someone said yes,
but now she has doubts...

264
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:09,055
...because things are moving too fast.
Does that sound possible?

265
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Yes, fine! I am someone!

266
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You want me to say it?
I have doubts!

267
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I'm sorry!

268
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,313
It's okay that you feel this way.

269
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:30,453
It is soon, and there's things
we don't know about each other.

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Everything I know about you,
I really like.

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Things I don't know, I'll learn in
a place with our names on the mailbox.

272
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,628
That's so sweet.

273
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,900
But if it's too soon for you,
we don't have to do it.

274
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I want you to be happy.

275
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,434
Living with you would make me happy.

276
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,802
You don't have to say that.

277
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I want to live with you.
I want to move in with you.

278
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Are you sure?

279
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,647
Definitely, yes! Let's live in
an apartment we both live in.

280
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,750
Oh, that's great.

281
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,580
Oh, wait, one sec.

282
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:08,090
Hey, you! Behind the glass.
Who are you looking at?

283
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:13,788
I always wanted to say that every time
I was in these rooms, which was never.

284
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:17,824
Show cat!

285
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,263
Quality show cat!

286
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,833
-Show cat!
-Oh, my God!

287
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,136
What's wrong with your baby?

288
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,609
That's not a baby. That's a cat.

289
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,548
-It's creepy-looking.
-Oh, no.

290
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,345
It's actually very sweet.
It's very sweet. Look.

291
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,690
Yeah. Do you want it?
292
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,292
No, I hate cats.

293
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,291
Then what are you doing to me?

294
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,556
Get out of here, all right?
Move on!

295
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,691
What an unusual cat.

296
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,497
Yes, thank you! Exactly.
You want it?

297
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,163
Maybe.

298
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,537
I was thinking about getting a cat
from the shelter, but....

299
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,309
-Okay. Why not?
-Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.

300
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,408
-What?
-Okay, 1000.

301
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,846
Didn't you want me to adopt your cat?

302
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:12,854
I do, but you'll have to look at this
as more of an investment than a cat.

303
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,355
Okay, yeah.
I just wanted a cat.

304
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:23,027
Obviously, you know how to haggle,
so I won't try and take you on.

305
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,432
So $800, and I don't call the cops,
because you are robbing me blind!

306
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:31,075
Blind! Just take the cat.
Leave the money. Run away!

307
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,471
Run away. Damn it!

308
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:37,244
Can't you at least smile or something?

309
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,648
Did anybody just hear that? Anybody?

310
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,722
-I'm starving.
-Come on, guys. Suck it up!

311
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,728
We're closing in on 10 hours.

312
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,924
It's gut-check time!

313
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,300
I don't know who made you the boss.
We invented this game.

314
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,503
I made this game what it is!

315
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,572
Not fun anymore?

316
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,508
I'm still hungry.

317
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:12,242
There's pizza at my place. We can eat
with one hand. Are you with me?
318
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,145
-I am.
-All right, let's go! Come on!

319
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,246
Let's go, Team Monica!

320
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,451
We can work out the name later.

321
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,490
What is your cat doing in my bowl?

322
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,325
I'm defrosting a chicken.

323
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,663
I sold Mrs. Whiskerson.

324
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,567
Thank God!

325
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,342
-Get your money back?
-Yeah, $1500.

326
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,636
You made a profit?

327
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,612
I just came for the red velvet pillow.

328
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,018
-There you go.
-Thanks, Rachel.

329
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,259
Don't forget, you can come
visit her anytime.

330
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,087
Oh, good. Great.
I'll keep that in mind.

331
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,158
So is this some kind
of snake or something?

332
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,306
I like waking up with you.

333
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,110
I like waking up with you too.

334
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,218
Oh, it's such a beautiful morning.

335
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,887
I could stay here all day.

336
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,953
That would be great.

337
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,855
-We could have breakfast in bed.
-Wait, just a second.

338
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,456
Oh, no.

339
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,165
All right. Come on, Monica!
Look alive. Come on!

340
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,916
Oh, I was having the best dream.

341
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,077
-What?
-I dreamed I was drowning...

342
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,746
...and not throwing this ball.

343
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,683
Oh, good. You're all up.

344
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,360
It's 6:00 in the morning.
Why aren't you at Gary's?
345
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,260
Oh, yeah. That's over.

346
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,468
Gary's such a great guy.
You can work it out.

347
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,694
-He shot a bird.
-That is over.

348
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,038
-I'm sorry.
-That's terrible.

349
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,743
Are you okay?

350
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:20,401
I'll be all right.

351
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,171
Here, Phoebe.

352
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,373
I don't feel like playing.

353
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:32,417
It's okay. It's okay.

354
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,385
It didn't happen.
No one needs to know.

355
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,790
She's not an official ball player.

356
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:41,727
Only official ball players
can drop the ball.

357
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,227
-Come on.
-Let's go.

358
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,329
You wanna get breakfast?

359
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,402
Okay, let's race!

360
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,632
First one there wins.

361
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,946
You guys wanna eat here?

362
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:02,879
That was great, huh?

363
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,216
Can you believe how long we threw it?

364
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,551
It is amazing it lasted that long.

365
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,522
My arm is killing me.

366
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,356
No, I meant with
the dropper over here.

367
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,895
How did I get this
reputation as a dropper?

368
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,330
I am anything but a dropper.

369
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,026
Ross!