Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

Does everybody know that pig named Lorem

Ipsum? She’s a disgusting pig, right?

Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She’s a disgusting pig, right? Some
people have an ability to write placeholder text… It’s an art you’re basically born
with. You either have it or you don’t. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you
write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text.

The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! Lorem Ipsum is
the single greatest threat. We are not – we are not keeping up with other websites.
An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s
placeholder text is a fraud.

Some people have an ability to write placeholder text… It’s an art you’re basically
born with. You either have it or you don’t. All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have
flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected. Look at
these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words – if they’re small,
something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee.

That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer
a 10.

We have so many things that we have to do better… and certainly ipsum is one of
them. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Lorem
Ipsum’s birth certificate is a fraud. I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia
that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don’t know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it
could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some
wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? The concept of Lorem
Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-
competitive. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a
placeholding temperament.