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Ants in My Pants - Final
Ants in My Pants - Final
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My Funny Bones Tickle and my stomach aches, when I
remember that day, When I had Ants in my Pants!
That will still be one of my most amusing and chuckle some
day of all my hilarious experiences! So be ready to laugh and
put up a scarf! Because today is the day you will chuckle, giggle
and snicker like insane!
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nice place under the shade of a tree. After I settled down and
got comfortable, I started the first few lines of the poem but
it wasn’t up to the mark. Moreover, it was very dark under
the tree so I changed my place and then started to write
once again. But I was not in a mood to write a story so I just
kept doodling in my diary for the next whole hour.
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My father whizzed me to the doctor while the ants were
biting me inside and tickling me like crazy! They were running
here and there, here and there in my underpants and pants!
Because of all this I got confused and while getting down
from the car my shirt and pant got caught on the car handle!
It was throbbing to get entangled on the car handle with ants
in my pants.
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unsuccessful of course and instead it backfired and hurt me
even more! Then she tried to remove those creepy crawlies
with her water bottle. That didn't work either. Even after a
boatload of various strategies by the nurse we hadn't gained
any ground.
The worst was still to come. When the Doctor heard about
my condition he freaked out and fell unconscious! While the
doctor was being treated by the nurse, I was still wriggling
and wiggling with all those ants considering making my pants
their permanent home. Then finally after hours of waiting the
doctor said that first I had to go to the nearby vet and only
the vet could remove the ants from my pants. I was at my
tether's end but my father told me to relax and he would
ferry me to the Vet, so I hopped into the car once again.
So, friends, how did you like the story till here? Find yourself
a cozy place which you like the most and grab some popcorn,
so I can continue with my story, but please be careful the
ants should not enter your pants too!
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My father started speeding up the car because the ants were
now biting me really hard! Then we were about to reach but
my father mistakenly crossed the red signal! And the police
caught us because of rash and fast driving! My father rolled
down his window and the policeman heard about our critical
situation. After twenty minutes of dilly dallying we were
finally allowed to move ahead! But before we knew it, our
car ran out of petrol.
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my pockets, but as I had very small pockets the ants had no
way to escape! So, frustrated, they bit me even more!
So, I closed my eyes and bravely put that filthy and unclean
tooth in my pants! We waited for more than 10 minutes and
then 7 ants marched up from my neck and then slowly all of
them showed up, it was a river of ants out there! Bahahaha!
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The vet told me that I had to show the bitten places on my
body to the doctor just to be sure there was no infection or
allergy! All of my bitten places were hurting me a lot, I
couldn’t even walk properly! My skin had changed from
peach to red! My Father ferried me back home and then I
went to bed! But I couldn’t sleep that whole night….
The doctor checked all my bites and he even shoved out two
ants after a boatload of freaking out! To my relief, I had no
allergy or infection caused by the ants and the doctor handed
me over some medicines for the irritation and itching caused
by the ants.
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Hey friends, I am back! So how did you like my chuckle-some,
humorous and witty story about “Ants in My Pants”? Oh,
What A Sunday!