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Charlie: Q ​why did the chicken cross the road?

 
Don't know, go and ask him 
 
Arina: Q ​how do you throw a party in space? 
A: first you planet  
 
Sophie: Q​What is a tornado’s favourite game? 
A ​Twister 
 
Seth: Q ​why do bees have sticky hair? 
A ​Because they use honey combs 
 
Tuimanino: Q ​why did the boy pull the rope down the road  
A ​Because he couldn't push it 
 
Joel: Q ​why do we tell actors to “break a leg”  
A: ​Because every play has a cast! 
 
N.J: Q​ What does the angry frog say to people on his lawn? 
A​ Hippity Hoppity Get off my property 
 
Levi:​ Q Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his 
body? He's alright now 
 
Ethan: Q ​What do you call a bull in a washing machine? 
A Wash a bull 
 
Corey: Q ​There is a room with no rocks allowed but there is 1 
rock why?  
A ​It’s Dwayne Johnson 
 
Luca: Q​Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you 
A​ It's as easy as pi! 
 
Robbie: Q​ What do you give a sick lemon 
A​ Lemon-Aid 
 
FinnQ ​Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? 
A They dribble all the time  
 
LibbyQ why did the pink toilet paper roll down the 
hill  
ATo get to the bottom  
 
DivaQ knock knock who's there I, I who  
I like your cut gee 
 
Q Why isn’t Donald Trump allowed back at the 
white house? Its for-biden 
 
Genavieve: Q​What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and 
glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. What about 
the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that one. 
 
Charlotte I don’t tell jokes, because everyone else 
knows I’m hilarious  
 
Connor.s why did the fish want to be an astronaut 
He wanted to explore trout-er space 
 
Q why did the chicken cross the road? To get to kfc 
 
Mikayla: Q Why did superman sit on a clock? 
To be on time 
 
Molly: Q Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants? 
In case he got a hole in one 
 
Zoey:What type of cheese isn't yours not yours? 
Nacho Cheese  
 
koura: Q Why was the goal keeper rich? 
Cause he knew how to save 
 
Lauren.Q why did the chicken cross the road. 
To get to the idiots house. 
Knock knock  
The chicken. 
 
Danaria: Q. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank 
you. You’re welcome :) 
 
Josie: Q Where does the general keep his armies? 
A In his sleevies 
 
Tessa:  
Cosette: I was wondering why the ball was getting 
bigger. Then it hit me. 
 
Indeara: What happened after an explosion at a 
French cheese factory? All that was left was de 
brie. 
 
Isla: What key opens a banana, a monkey 
 
Ollie: Q Why are pirates called pirates A because 
they arrgh!   
 
Lotu: What's orange and sounds like a parrot, a 
carrot 
 
Alyssa: My bank recently called me to let me know I 
had an outstanding balance. I replied “Thank you, I 
used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone. 
That was nice of them to say 
 
Caitlin: oh caitlin there's your brother oh wait that’s 
a tree, Caitlin they is your sister oh wait that’s a 
stick. 
 
Elliot: Why did the chicken cross the road? ‘Cause 
he felt like it 
 
Navead: knock knock, who's there? Oraca, Oraca 
who, dead orca in the middle of the canion 
 
Briar: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? 
Shut up 
 
Jacko: What do vegetarians eat ? 
Kweb corn 

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