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Don't know, go and ask him
Arina: Q how do you throw a party in space?
A: first you planet
Sophie: QWhat is a tornado’s favourite game?
A Twister
Seth: Q why do bees have sticky hair?
A Because they use honey combs
Tuimanino: Q why did the boy pull the rope down the road
A Because he couldn't push it
Joel: Q why do we tell actors to “break a leg”
A: Because every play has a cast!
N.J: Q What does the angry frog say to people on his lawn?
A Hippity Hoppity Get off my property
Levi: Q Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his
body? He's alright now
Ethan: Q What do you call a bull in a washing machine?
A Wash a bull
Corey: Q There is a room with no rocks allowed but there is 1
rock why?
A It’s Dwayne Johnson
Luca: QWhy shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you
A It's as easy as pi!
Robbie: Q What do you give a sick lemon
A Lemon-Aid
FinnQ Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
A They dribble all the time
LibbyQ why did the pink toilet paper roll down the
hill
ATo get to the bottom
DivaQ knock knock who's there I, I who
I like your cut gee
Q Why isn’t Donald Trump allowed back at the
white house? Its for-biden
Genavieve: QWhat's the difference between a piano, a fish, and
glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. What about
the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that one.
Charlotte I don’t tell jokes, because everyone else
knows I’m hilarious
Connor.s why did the fish want to be an astronaut
He wanted to explore trout-er space
Q why did the chicken cross the road? To get to kfc
Mikayla: Q Why did superman sit on a clock?
To be on time
Molly: Q Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
Zoey:What type of cheese isn't yours not yours?
Nacho Cheese
koura: Q Why was the goal keeper rich?
Cause he knew how to save
Lauren.Q why did the chicken cross the road.
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock
The chicken.
Danaria: Q. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank
you. You’re welcome :)
Josie: Q Where does the general keep his armies?
A In his sleevies
Tessa:
Cosette: I was wondering why the ball was getting
bigger. Then it hit me.
Indeara: What happened after an explosion at a
French cheese factory? All that was left was de
brie.
Isla: What key opens a banana, a monkey
Ollie: Q Why are pirates called pirates A because
they arrgh!
Lotu: What's orange and sounds like a parrot, a
carrot
Alyssa: My bank recently called me to let me know I
had an outstanding balance. I replied “Thank you, I
used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone.
That was nice of them to say
Caitlin: oh caitlin there's your brother oh wait that’s
a tree, Caitlin they is your sister oh wait that’s a
stick.
Elliot: Why did the chicken cross the road? ‘Cause
he felt like it
Navead: knock knock, who's there? Oraca, Oraca
who, dead orca in the middle of the canion
Briar: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Shut up
Jacko: What do vegetarians eat ?
Kweb corn