Zootopia Transcription

Officer Hops: Hi! Hello! it’s me again!

Nick: Heeey it’s officer toot toot

Officer Hops: Ahaaaa no. Actually, it’s officer hops, aaaand I’m
here to ask you some questions about a case^

Nick: What happened meter maid did someone steal a traffic cone?
It wasn’t meeee ^

Nick: Hey carrots you’re gonna wake the baby I gotta get to work

Officer Hops: This is important sir, I think your teeeen dollars’

worth of popsicles can wait

Nick: Ha! I made 200 bucks a day fluff, 365 days a year, since I
was 12 and time is money hop along.

Officer Hops: Please just look at the picture, you sold mr

otterton a popsicle, right? Do you know him?

Nick: I know everybody, and I also know that somewhere, there’s a

toy store missing its stuffed animal, so why don’t you get back
to your box.

Office Hops: Fine, then we’ll have to do this the hard way

Nick: Did you just boot my stroller?

Officer Hops: Nicolas Wilde, you are under arrest.

Nick: Aha, for what? Hurting your feelings?

Officer Hops: Felony Tax Evasion..yeaaah 200 dollars a day 365

days a year since you were 12….. that’s…………. one million 4
hundred 60 thousand, I think^ I mean hey I’m just a dumb bunny,
but we are good at multiplying, anyway according to your tax
forms you reported let me see here, ZERO^^^ unfortunately lying
on a federal form is a punishable offense^ 5 years jail time.

Nick: Well, it’s my word against yours

Officer Hops: Actually it’s your word against yours!^

Officer Hops: And if you want this pen you’re going to help me
find this poor and missing otter or the only place you’ll be
selling popsicles is the prison cafeteria

Officer Hops: Start Talking

Nick: Ahhhhh I don’t know where he is, I only saw where he went

Officer Hops: Great! Let’s go!

Nick: It’s not exactly a place for uhhh cute little bunny^

Officer Hops: Don’t call me cute, get in the car

Nick: Oookay you’re the boss!