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IWW Issue 1
IWW Issue 1
Sixteen what?
Well, sixteen wrestlers from
all around the---
GS: A little
silly if you ask
me.
HD: Reversal by
Volcano...
HD: German
suplex!
HD: Two and--no!
GS: Oh what a
cheap shot!
HD: This is
turning into a
see-saw match-
up.
.
HD: Volcano has the momentum
HD: Running powerslam!
Octane is in trouble.
Let’s go back to
This match is scheduled for one fall. In
ringside.
the ring at this time, from La Paz, Bolivia,
weighing 515 pounds...
EL FIN!
His opponent, from Temiscaming, LUMBERJACK
Quebec, Canada, weighing 420 JACQUES!
pounds...
80s: Oh yeah!
That's much
better!
HD: Both
competitors going
for a test of strength .
HD: And the
GS: El Fin winner of this
getting the match gets
upper hand. Octane .
HD: Speaking of aggression, Jacques is really pummeling into the South American.
GS: I can't
believe I
gotta
associate
with you
two.
Ten!
I don't know
what that
means.
—that means
In interim, I am about to converse with two contenders
“imagine”—
who will contest each other in the current tournament
for the International Championship. The first man is
someone whom I envisage—
—the southern American populace can relate to, —that means
being a ‘good ol’ boy’ and all. He was a provincial— “local”—
And to warrior number two. The man You been flaunting your Ph.D., and you
who currently resides in good ol’ can’t even figure out why they call me
Chatanoogie. Why are ‘ya’ll’ termed Heat Lightning? Cause I’m fast you acid-
Heat Lightning?
)
trippin’ (BLEEP!) (BLEEP!
Oh that’s very mature. Pray inform me,
do you rout with haste as well? Rout
means “lose.”
This guy's gonna rout his teeth when I get ahold of him!
I’ll see you in the ring. Have a nice day, you turgid opening
of the alimentary canal.
What? That means you’re an (BLEEP!)
And they’re
kinda gross-
I mean even an ant
looking. Why
can lift 50 times its
not a scorpion
or a spider? weight.
I understand.
Good luck out
there.
This match is scheduled for one fall. ...LI RU!
In the ring at this time, the manager...
HD: Choi Ru
runs right into
a bear-hug.
Frog splash!
80s: Bogus! I
wonder if
she's single.
...NEFREMAAT!
GS: But
Nefremaat
counters with a
back suplex.
HD: A
HD: Two...
cover...
HD: No, a
kickout.
GS: And
another great
counter.
80s: Whaaat?
HD: Brainbuster!
GS: Nefremaat
getting ready to
finish Theseus off.
That’s a bit cliché don’t you think? All right, we’ll skip the crocodile
There’s more to Australia besides gimmick. But if you’re representing
crocodiles and the taipan Australia, you need to scream
experience was very personal to me. Australia. Do you have a finishing
move?
I’m here because you have me fighting Yes, Frostbyt’s profile hasn’t
Frostbyt in the tournament and I’m trying to been completely processed
prepare for him, but I can’t find any info. yet, but don’t worry. You’ll
get it when the time comes.
You boys bonding?
Yeah, you could say that. We just
met and all. That’s good. Harmony among the
employees makes a solid company.
BLAST THAT
ALIEN, CAPTAIN
MILKY WAY!
(PYEW!)
(PYEW!)
(PYEW!)
President DeSalle, changing it up a Doesn't matter to me. I'm here for
bit. Now it's you and Frostbyt in the that title. Bring it on, I say.
first round.