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Issue 3
Issue 3
--along with Gabby Stukoff and we are coming to you from Boise,
Idaho, as the tournament for the International Heavyweight
Championship continues. Let's go to the brackets.
GS: And what's this HD: You'll find out after this
damn surprise you match. Now I have a job to do.
talked about earlier!
GS: Li Ru shouting
something. She's
obviously telling Choi to
grab the rope.
GS: A reversal!
Turn around, ref! GS: One!
GS: Two!
HD: Oh, Choi Ru
got caught using
the ropes!
HD: Thesues
going for some
kind of
submission.
HD: He got
him!
he
It's chocolate
No. Why don't you have
chip.
a seat, Mrs. Stone?
MS: A
guaranteed
title match?
MS: Well,
that was
nice of her.
MS: Oh,
Giuseppie! I met
him backstage.
He's such a
sweetheart.
HD: He came
GS: Yeah, close to beating
he's half the Sy Fiye. He just
weight of El had a little bad
Fin and twice luck at the last
as hairy.
minute.
GS: Looks HD: El Fin
like he's got went for
some bad an
luck right avalanche,
now. but no
one
home!
MS: I think
Giuseppie's
luck is
changing.
GS: Stick a
fork in
him...two...
HD: Absolutely.
Right now, we're
going to go to
“Higher Learning”
with Professor
Harpo.
Mr. 80s wishes he had your managerial services. But you know he's nothing more than a
clown and unworthy of your time and talent. You have made Frostbyt a star. And in a few
minutes, you're going to make Sy Fiye suffer the same fate as Mr. 80s.
...FROSTBYT!
...SY FIYE!
HD: Gabby, if you're so concerned about being
humiliated in front of a crowd, how do you explain
Green slapping Mr. 80s?
HD: Referee
Sean Feingold
going for the
hand....One...
GS: Two! Come on, Frostbyt,
keep that pressure on!
MS: Sy
Fiye's MS: Look at
hand is him fire
still in the back!
air.
HD: Frostbyt
releases the
hold.
HD: Sy Fiye sends
him off the ropes,
looking to
capitalize on his
momenum.
HD: Uh oh, I
think it's time
for the U.V.W.!
GS: Have
you thought
about a new
prescription
for those
glasses?
Gabby?
Idiots like you are setting women back
a hundred years!
AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!
Mrs. Stone!
Uh, let's get to The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
our final match, Coming down the aisle, from Asmara, Eritrea,
weighing 290 pounds...TATENDO “THE
shall we?
LION” CHUBUYA!
HD: Yes,
indeed.
His opponent, from Hopevale, Queensland, HD: Taipan Taylor
about to come
Australia, weighing 308 pounds...TAIPAN
through the
TAYLOR! curtain.
MS:
That's not
him, is it?
MS: Oh. Oh
dear.
MS: He
doesn't
look
happy.
MS: Tatendo Chubuya HD: Taipan
certainly got a good sporting a
bandage on his
laugh from it. arm due to a
bite mark
courtesy of
Neanderthal.
MS: I don't
believe the
referee saw that.
MS: Maybe he
doesn't realize
that because he's
undefeated.
MS:
Tatendo MS: Now why
going to is he just
the top standing
rope. there?
MS: Where's
he going? Oh
no, he's going
for the bell.
MS: Look
out Taipan!
HD: A total assault with the MS: This is
bell! And now the Lion a travesty
of justice.
tossing it out of the way!
MS: He shouldn't. The HD: Look at this meeting of the minds HD: Something tells me
universal rule is you as Tatendo Chubuya heads for the this is a long way from
can get as mad as you being over.
locker room.
want, but you don't
touch the third person
in the ring.
It looks like Professor Harpo
has taken an interest in Well Mrs. Stone, it's been a
Tatendo. pleasure having you on
Or perhaps Taipan Taylor. Don't forget commentary. I hope you--
this puts Taipan in the semi-finals and
the Lion is officially gone from the
tournament.