Disney Against Humanity

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Thomas The corpse of Scar's tyranny. The Black

shooting Bambi's mom in Cauldron.
Kocoum in the the meadow.
back.

Getting drunk at Not getting The poison. The NANTS

Disney's invited to a poison for Kuzco, INGONYAMA
the poison chosen
California party and BAGITHI BABA!
especially to kill
Adventure. putting a curse Kuzco, Kuzco's Sithi uhm
upon the king's poison. ingonyama.
daughter.

The Lion King 3. Losing your The dumbass Tigger's bounce.

voice and princess Snow
winning over a White.
prince with just
your legs.

Roo's mommy The DuckTales Singing 'Let It Going to the

issues. theme song Go' while still in Powerline
(Now it's stuck the closet. concert.
in your head).

Quasimodo's The vibrating SQUIRREL! Disney's 'Song

private time with toy that Andy's Of The South'.
his 'bells'. mom owns that
was never seen.
Baloo The lost souls The bare The girl squirrel
crossdressing that power 'it's a necessities. from 'The Sword
for King Louie. small world'. in the Stone.'

Gaston. Suoercalifragilis Using a Being one jump

ticexpialidociou Dinglehopper ahead of the
s. for your hair. lawman, that's
all and that's no
joke.

Going Turbo. Chernabog, the Using the power of The Moopets.

bringer of love and gullibility
against the
darkness and
princess to rule
greatest House their kingdom.
of Mouse guest.

Jumping off the Sixty elephants, A Hawaiian The grey stuff

stairs saying llamas galore, with rollercoaster (IT'S
bears and lions, a
"To Infinity and ride. DELICIOUS!).
brass band and
Beyond!" more, with forty
fakirs, cooks,
bakers and birds
that warble on key.

Creme de la Clayton getting Furries who Iago, the

Edgar. hung to death ruined Zootopia original angry
from the vines. Google image bird.
searches for the
rest of us.
Wishing you Dedicating your Aladdin, the Running away from
were Gaston, love to a prince only man who home, walking into
a random house,
even while he's you've never looks good in a
starting a soup and
taking his talked to. fez. going to sleep as it
lumps. burns downstairs.

Pinocchio Eating a Pinocchio being That idiot in

getting wood poisoned apple rated G despite Fantasia who
every time he because a it glorifying kids knocks over his
lies. creepy old lady smoking. chimes.
told you to.

Pink elephants Jim Crow, the Those six Nobody in the

on parade. head crow from Disney movies kingdom having
Dumbo named made during the the same shoe
after black war that nobody size as
segregation law. likes. Cinderella.

Forgetting what the Ugly step Your shoe Eating, drinking

love of your life sisters. falling off and crying your
looks like, then
despite being way to freedom.
trying to find her by
fitting a shoe on the only foot in
every girl in your the kingdom it
kingdom. Even the fits on.
ugly ones.

Kidnapping Putting a dog Taking one bite Dressing in drag

children, taking into a gift box and all your and doing the
them to for Christmas dreams coming hula.
Neverland and and not cutting true.
never letting in any air holes.
them grow up.