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How To Be Funny PDF
How To Be Funny PDF
This Monkhouse gag is funny but, of course, it's much better heard than
read. On paper, a joke is a pale and inadequate one-dimensional version of
itself. In fact, a joke scarcely exists until someone has told it and someone
else has laughed.
The who, where, when, what and why of a joke's telling can be more
significant that its topic, and no single theory - from Freud's notion of the
joke as a release of suppressed sexual neurosis to Schopenhauer's definition
of humour as a reaction to incongruity - can explain how jokes work.
Even comedy's greats seem stuck for a proper analysis. When John Cleese
tired of questions about where he got his jokes from, he resorted to, 'I buy
them from a little man in Swindon.' The truth is much more prosaic. Jokes
are about 10 per cent inspiration and 90 per cent whittling and crafting -
much of it in front of an audience.
Jerry Seinfeld talks of the comedian's 'third eye', through which he views life
with ironic detachment. However, irony and detachment are not enough.
Joke writing and performing is a craft, and while an all-encompassing theory
of humour may elude us, it is possible to identify some of the basics in the
building of a successful joke.
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. As the barman's pouring it
the cowboy looks about him. 'Where is everybody?' he says. 'Gone to the
hanging,' says the barman. 'Hanging?' says the cowboy.
Many jokes, like this one, are written backwards, with the punchline sorted
out first. However, the punchline - the destination without which a joke loses
its way - is so potent a force that even on its own, with little or no narrative
set-up, it can make us laugh. Witness the hugely popular sketch comedy of
The Fast Show and Little Britain, in which characters get laughs from
catchphrases that function just like punchlines to the situational jokes.
This is also how an 'in-joke' works among a group of friends. Life itself
provides the set-up, and a word or two, sometimes just a knowing look
between two people who are in on the joke, provides the punchline.
Surprise!
I took the wife's family out for tea and biscuits. They weren't too happy about
having to give blood, though.
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Les Dawson
F***ing surprise!
A very cheap and easy way of making people laugh is to throw in some swear
words. It's become something of a tradition among the more iconoclastic
comics to write a routine that is ostensibly aimed at depriving taboo words of
their power to shock, but which conveniently harnesses the power of
shocking words to make us laugh.
The surprise mechanism doesn't work without effective timing. It's almost
impossible to explain in print because our eyes always skip ahead to the
punchline before the set-up is properly digested. But next time you listen to a
comedian, listen to the pauses. They're not that funny on their own -
obviously, they're just tiny silences - but the point is, neither are the jokes.
The American comedian Emo Philips is a master. Take this routine with a
pull-back/reveal in every line.
My sister had a baby. We could have company over and she'll be there with
her breast out, feeding him... cereal, or whatever. The other day she took me
aside and said, Emo, can you babysit little Derek while I go to the carnival...
and look for the father? I said, OK. So I'm pushing him through the park, and
he's crying... because I forgot the stroller. I take him home and I'm trying to
rinse out his diaper in the toilet - you ever rinse out a baby's diaper in the
toilet? Yuck. Anyway... I accidentally let go of his foot. And he's spinning
around, crying, and I'm trying to get him out with the plunger... because you
can't use Drano, that HURTS a kid!
Familiarity
and...
He was rather shy and it was the first time that he had dared to bring her
flowers. She, delighted, threw her arms about his neck and kissed him. He
suddenly grabbed his hat and started out of the door. 'Oh!' she said. 'I'm
sorry if I have offended you.' 'Oh, that's not it,' he called back; 'I'm going
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after more flowers.'
The philosopher Simon Critchley writes, 'Humour views the world awry,
bringing us back to the everyday by estranging us from it. The comedian is
the anthropologist of our everyday lives.' Anthropological comedy is
dependent on place and time. Peter Kay could perform the same act in a
comedy club in North Dakota and be met with mild bafflement. But in the
north of England - in fact, all over the UK - his audiences howl with
recognition as the comic gives them licence to find themselves ridiculous. His
act is so inclusive and warm that at times it feels like some kind of
community therapy.
KAY: What's black and white and looks like a horse? (holds mic towards
audience)
KAY: You see? That's a joke, that. That's the first thing you'll tell when you
get 'ome.
The difference between a funny story and a joke is often verbal economy.
It's not that long, wordy jokes can't be funny, but if too much is explained,
there's no logical leap for the audience to make, and the paradigm shift
which elicits laughter is lost.
Compare: I'm not a homosexual. Mind you, I might be mistaken for one if I
went to the north of England. In places like Newcastle, there's such a culture
of macho posturing that they go out in their shirtsleeves in all kinds of
weather, so if you wear a coat they think you're gay.
And: I'm not gay. Unless you're from Newcastle and by 'gay' you mean,
'owns a coat'.
Sounds peculiar
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entertainer, Willy, tries to explain.
Fifty-seven years in this business, you learn a few things. You know which
words are funny and which words are not funny. Alka-Seltzer is funny. You
say Alka-Seltzer, you get a laugh. Words with K in them are funny. Casey
Stengel, that's a funny name. Robert Taylor is not funny. Cupcake is funny.
Tomato is not funny. Cookie is funny. Cucumber is funny.
British radio comedy of the 1960s was the high-water mark for funny-name
creation when Round the Horne writers Barry Took and Marty Feldman
thronged the airwaves with creatures such as Mr Throbwalloper, Reg Pubes,
Obadiah Loombucket, J. Peasemould Gruntfuttock and, of course, the fading
starlet Dame Celia Molestrangler and the 'ageing juvenile Binkie Huckaback'.
It's not certain why all these 'k' and 'oo' sounds are funny, but some speech
experts think that the combinations of tiny facial muscles we use to make
these particular sounds might subconsciously remind us of smiling or
laughing.
Top tips
So much for the joke's basic building blocks. The question is,
is understanding them enough to make anyone a comedian?
Most professionals think that great comedians are born, not
made. However standing up and telling jokes is essentially a
craft, not an art, and therefore can be improved. So in the
spirit of self-improvement, we leave you with five basic rules
for telling a joke.
Pick your moments. It's easiest to tell a joke when everyone's
relaxed and enjoying themselves. Telling a joke to relieve
tension is a high-risk strategy, but potentially hilarious.
Besides, there'll be other funerals.
Know where you're going - the punchline - before you start.
Don't be tempted to over-elaborate. Eddie Izzard makes it
look easy, but remember that one man's surreal flight of
fancy is another man's rambling, incoherent humiliation.
Project a demeanour of relaxed confidence - it gives your
listener permission to laugh. You can try deadpan, but social
joke-telling usually requires the teller to laugh too.
Enjoy it. If your entire self-esteem is resting on whether
people laugh at your joke, then you're doing it for the wrong
reasons. On the other hand, you are showing signs of the
borderline personality disorder that characterises all the best
comedians, so perhaps you should consider telling jokes for a
living.
Edited extracts from 'The Naked Jape', by Jimmy Carr and Lucy Greeves
(Penguin), which is published on Thursday. To order for £11.99 plus £1.25
p&p, call Telegraph Books, 0870 428 4115
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