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Hitch
Hitch
Basic principles:
Or my personal favorite:
Body language.
% is your tone.
Toby!
Shit!
Yet.
Oh, my God!
Is this what you're looking for?
Don't be wondering
what she looks like naked.
Ready.
No way.
- Nobody knows.
- I'm good.
So five-and-a-half?
God, I hate it when I'm right.
Thanks, Young.
Even if he is gorgeous.
- Come on.
- What?
I was in La Perla
just buying some weekend thongs.
- And he was doing likewise?
- No.
His mom?
- Why not?
- Because that's how you wind up...
- You excited?
- What'd you say?
- Really?
- Absolutely.
Bye.
- Hey, girl.
- Hey, how are you?
Excuse me.
- I'm Alex.
- Cressida.
I love you.
In retrospect,
I guess I may have come on a little strong.
But the experience taught me a lot.
Cressida!
Yeah, no.
I mean, she just got out of a relationship.
Is that a problem?
Because if it is, that's fine.
Alive?
That's good.
It is?
Michelangelo.
Sistine Chapel.
Take it easy.
Oh, my God!
Concentrate. Focus.
Women respond when you respond to them.
Okay.
from a boardroom
full of your daddy's golf buddies.
- That's quite enough!
- I'm not finished.
- Sit down...
- No! You know what? I quit!
Oh, my God.
- What?
- You said...
- I gotta go back.
- No, I didn't tell you to quit.
Relax. Okay, listen, we're fine.
Relax.
Yes. Hi.
What's up?
Stand up.
Financial things.
- Yes, I do.
- Great.
- You're done.
- Goodbye.
Good job.
Oh, damn.
Hi.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
So do you like Cuban food?
You, too.
No.
- No?
- He'd be interested.
Wouldn't help.
What?
Excuse me?
So when I do this...
Got it.
No.
- Sara Melas?
- No.
Okay. Bye.
Saturday.
I have a date.
An excuse to be obnoxious?
Breakfast, Sunday.
And you can barely even call that a date.
Come on.
- What?
- You said Sunday, right?
Yeah.
Sunday.
- Good morning.
- "Good" would have been at : .
If there's time.
- Bam.
- Wow.
How do I look?
Fabulous.
Where do I change?
Come on around
and let me hop on with you.
- Scoot back.
- Hitch, I'm already here.
- Great!
- Anything for Hitch.
to an inspector's ledger.
were immigrants,
or the children of immigrants.
I mean...
- That count?
- No.
- Really?
- Yeah.
What?
- What?
- What was that thing?
No. You know, I was just thinking...
What is that?
Oh, my God!
That's my great-great-grandfather.
That's his signature.
No, it was...
- A train wreck.
- No.
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
Taxi!
Poor guy.
Sounds like he went to a lot of trouble.
Right?
Which he did.
Hello?
Sky Studios.
Designer friend.
Yeah, definitely.
Well, great.
Then I will put you back on with my...
- Hi, there.
- This was a fantastic idea.
Late as usual.
- No.
- I know, I'm not.
I'm saying that you are an iceberg...
Accounting, business...
One more.
in a non-sleazy way.
So get to where it's loudest.
Ask her if she'd like a drink.
It's disgusting.
I'm writing an article about it.
Egon.
- It's not?
- No. Tonight is about Maggie.
A woman's best friend has to sign off
on all big relationship decisions.
Hi, Maggie.
It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.
I'm Maggie.
Magnus Forester.
Thank you so much for inviting us.
- Wow. So do you.
- Thank you.
Anything I see.
Something in a magazine,
out on the street...
in an old movie.
Thank you.
- Is he gay?
- I don't think so.
I like him.
Don't ever...
do that again.
Right here.
None of this.
Next subject.
Get out.
Thanks.
- Max is gonna...
- Gonna be really irritated.
All right?
- What?
- You said "kiss."
Is that a problem?
- She has?
- Of course.
- Huge.
- Monumental!
God, Albert,
I had such a wonderful time with you.
I'm fiddling.
No.
with a beard.
What's up?
Honestly, sweetie,
I thought she was still in Europe.
What?
Machine.
Okay, bye.
A source.
Just checking.
Thank you.
I'm gonna frame this for my wall of shame.
Interesting.
No.
- Max.
- I think you're being odd.
- I don't.
- So you know Albert?
- Knew.
- He had your tickets.
Why is that?
So Sara tells me
that you're a consultant, Hitch.
No one does.
That's why I get to charge so much.
trying to avoid
all these awkward conversations.
- Wow.
- What?
Benadryl.
Come on!
No.
I wouldn't know.
You would if you saw it.
Yep.
Let's go.
- Really?
- Yeah, they're gonna have a baby soon.
Uncle Hitch.
Thank you.
Relaxed.
Younger, right?
What?
I was .
Nothing as dramatic
as falling through the ice.
You know...
it definitely...
Left a scar?
Yeah.
Or skate.
Well, I did,
but then I came back with breakfast.
Oh, God.
You're a morning person, aren't you?
- Beautiful girl.
- Thank you.
Good.
I gotta go to work.
Bye.
Goodbye.
not?
With who?
That bad?
He took me to Scalinatella,
and he was affectionate and sweet.
That's him.
What? Nice.
I know this.
Are we satisfied?
Almost.
That's crazy.
Just hearing your voice makes me smile.
I'm good.
What is that?
Almost done!
Friday?
Great.
Great date.
- Date?
- Yeah.
I am so jealous.
I've always wanted to be able to do that.
Damn me.
Thanks.
Good night.
- Allegra.
- Yes?
Hold on.
Good night.
Good night.
- Anything?
- Not yet.
- Incoming.
- Really?
Basic principles:
Take a look.
What? Sara.
Why wouldn't I?
Louise made an interesting observation
on the way home the other night.
Wow!
So this is it.
I'll bet.
Tough day?
Spanish wine!
So, Hitch.
I guess it depends.
Let's see, what should we toast to?
I don't do interviews.
- Maybe I will!
- What the hell is wrong with you?
the gong.
Bye.
Excuse me.
- Is there a problem?
- No, just one sec.
You're in my seat.
You really...
I'm doing you a favor, believe me.
Excuse me.
- I'm Casey.
- Hi, Casey.
We're sorry.
Why don't you guys get back to your date?
Or go somewhere.
Maybe from the bank?
Am I missing something?
Wow.
Had a job.
Actually, I do.
You...
complete me.
No comment.
I came to apologize.
You didn't.
That's a relief.
- Hey, fella.
- Yeah, good. You?
Ever again.
I get it.
- Love is my life.
- No. Love is your job.
Taxi!
Mr. Hitchens.
Miss Cole,
thank you very much for seeing me.
- Really?
- Eventually.
Maybe.
So, wait...
It was adorable.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
That's good.
- I love you.
- I love you.
What?
This is weird.
I don't have me behind the door, you know.
You.
I know deep...
like just down, just in this area...
that I want...
I want to be miserable.
Because, hey...
- Nothing!
- No, not you.
No such thing.
- You okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm fine.
Because otherwise...
No.
I love you.
Her husband.
- I'm Casey.
- Charles Wellington.
- And this...
- Forget it. Just go.
Basic principles: