22 seconds music Intro

Where's all the Age of Empires women at?

Ahh, TaToH sees you!

Aiiiii

Let's go!

ohhh
ohh-no ohh-no

One man, but I'll get to you all in time!

Yes, you know that I've been playing Age of Empires for a while
I got my start on Steam HD, it's true!
TheViper,
He, was jealous trying to slip into my Twitter DM's
"Show me the way" he promised me oh-oh
I, just think he just has a crush on me, it's true

Can't handle the beard and the Spanish charm!

Just the thought of it accelerates his pulse
Oh Yeah!
Now, now I'm enjoying this handsome rough Norwegian
Since I started playing with Gamer Legion
Get excited in my pubic region!

[Verse 1]
Oh so slowly
Invite female players into game I feel unholy
My Spanish Charms are irresistable like Churros
Smooth talk seduce you with my Spanish I'm like Romeo
Oh so slowly
I want to play one v one Mega Random
Or team on up two v two and go tandem
When you hear my deep voice over discord
Randy, Randy, Randy
Randy, Randeeyy!
I think it's about time we stripped and got the party started!
Oh better not..... Twitch ban if we get caught!

[Pre-Chorus]
Let's just switch to 'Just Chatting'
(Chatting and sweet talking baby!)
And talk about some females
Excited Twitch bits start to make sales
Don't stop, just go with the flow.
My name, you can call me Tah-ti-toh

[Post-Chorus]
If I give a shout out, best listen to me
I don't give these tips for free
Watch them and you will agree
I'm so hot I live my life carefree