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Sapsea Oh, I Think You Exaggerate The Matter, Mr. Jasper
Sapsea Oh, I Think You Exaggerate The Matter, Mr. Jasper
You see, Mayor Sapsea? It’s just as I’ve been saying— there is an
instinctive rivalry between my own dear boy and this Landless fellow
SAPSEA
JASPER
I will go mad! Do you not realize there is more than one side, one
(Towards a frenzy)
sleek hair!
SAPSEA
JASPER
(Berserk)
(Catching himself)
SAPSEA
And what about me, having to be your chairman and play this Mayor
JASPER
Jasper:
Sapsea:
scene to scene;
are in a bind!
Jasper:
For is it I or is it me?
Sapsea:
Jasper:
Sapsea:
Both:
Sapsea:
Jasper:
Odds or evens,
Heads or tails,
it's high or low
or black and white,
It's up or down
or day!
Sapsea:
Jasper:
Sapsea:
Jasper:
Both:
Sapsea:
Jasper:
Both: (3x)
Both:
Hey!
SAPSEA
You’ve convinced me, Mr. Jasper. I shall certainly keep my eyes fixed
JASPER
A brilliant and original idea, Mayor Sapsea! But now I must— CHANGE.
SAPSEA
Bye-bye!