1. Weiss – Q: Why did Piglet look into the toilet bowl? A: To look for Pooh.

2. Specialist – Q: Whats the hottest letter of the alphabet? Letter B. It makes oil Boil and urn
Burn.
3. Specialist – Q: What did the angels say to one another when they saw each other? Ans.
“Halo!”
4. Specialist – Q: What did Snow White say to the photographer who took her pictures? A:
“Someday my prints will come.”
5. Hard Candy – Q: Ano tawag sa maliit na nunal? A: Smole.
6. Tzikitita – Q: Ano tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng kalbo? A: Homeless.
7. No name – Q: Anong musical instrument ang masarap na dessert? A: Flute salad.
8. Duffs – Q: Sino ang pumatay kay Koko Krunch? A: Cereal killer.
9. No name – (While watching basketball) Dad: Ano nang score? Son: 50-45. Dad: Sinong
lamang? Son: Eh di yung 50!
10. No name – Q: Ano ang tawag sa anak ng Taong Grasa? A: Baby Oil.
11. Ysmael – Johnny: Mommy, I want to play with grandpa again! Mom: Shaddap! You’ve dug
him up five times already.
12. No name – Kid: Nay, ano ulam natin? Mom: Tignan mo sa ref. Kid: Eh wala naman taying
ref ah! Mom: Eh di wala tayong ulam!
13. SPY Shadow – Asked what he wanted for Christmas, a boy shouted: “PSP!” The dad said:
“Hey, don’t shout. Santa’s not deaf.” The kid answered: “I know, but Lolo is!”
14. KiD BuKid – My niece once asked me: “What did the crocodile say after eating the clown?”
The answer: “It tastes funny!!”
15. Mirage34 – Teacher: If I had a kilo of beef and divided it into 2, what will I have? Kid: 1/2.
Teacher: What if I split it again? Kid: 1/4. Teacher: If I split it again? Kid: 1/8. Teacher: If I split it
again 5 more times? Kid: Giniling?
16. No name – Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You poke her face.
17. Specialist – Q: What is the strongest sea creatures? A: Mussels.
18. Zapenath Paneah – Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck.
19. Jodorant – Q: Bakit hinimatay yung mommy centipede? A: Kasi nagpabili si baby centipede
ng Havaianas.
20. Sasha Purse – Q: What’s smarter than a talking horse? A: A spelling bee.
21. McDenzel – Q: Sinong US President ang magaling mag-saxophone? A: Eh di si John F.
Kenny G.!
22. Specialist – Q: Where do you park a dog? A: At a barking lot.
23. KiD BuKid – My niece asked me once: “What part of a watch is never new? The answer:
“The second hand!”
24. RC and Cess – Q: What comes before Sunday? A: Burger and fries!
25. Peds – Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems.
26. No name – Q: Ano ang kaibahan ng gulay sa kulangot? A: Ang gulay hindi kinakain ng bata.
27. Cheyenne – Teacher: “If I have 20 apples on one hand and 17 on the other, what do I
have?” Kid : “Either very big hands or very small apples!”
28. Cherry the Great – Q: What do you call a truck that ran over your toe? A: A toe truck.
29. Cherry the Great – Q: Why did the Energizer bunny go to jail? A: He was charged with
battery.
30. Cherry the Great – Teacher: Could you please play a little attention? Student: I’m paying as
little attention as I can!
31. Essirahcair – Teacher: When is your birthday? Kid: April 7. Teacher: What year? Kid: Every
year!
32. Humidifier – Kid: Mama, kapatid ko po ba si Papa? Mom: Siyempre hindi! Bakit mo
natanong? Kid: Kasi po dumedede din siya sa inyo eh.