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MONDAY, JANUARY 25, 2021 heraldsun.com.

au OPINION 19

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GARY
MARTIN

When a
sickie is ill
advised
A
HEAD of the Australia Day
holiday on Tuesday, some of
your cunning colleagues
have locked in Monday as an extra
day’s leave to create four days of
uninterrupted vacation bliss.
There are also those who will
achieve the same result by calling in
sick on what has notoriously been
dubbed National Sickie Day.
On this dodgy day off, bosses are
bracing themselves for a surge of
employee absences, along with
myriad suspicious explanations.
Yet as tempting as pulling a
sickie can be to ensure a four-day
uber-long weekend, stealing that
extra day from your employer can
turn out to be a bittersweet
experience.
It is likely your anticipated day
of bliss will be overshadowed by a

Our beaches should be


cocktail of unpleasant feelings,
including nervousness, shame,
anxiety and a huge dose of guilt.
The day will start with a sickie
day sleep-in — cut short because
you must let the boss know you will

a haven, not a hazard


be a no-show. So, armed with an
array of breathless sentences
accompanied by a simulated
hacking cough, you call the boss.
Your next order of business is
some guilt-free, luxurious, healing
sleep. But your sleep-in plans come

A
to a grinding halt for a second time
when you begin to overthink the
USTRALIA’S coastline is noise(s) that do not cease until the concentration, high blood pressure, call with your boss and whether
blessed with a staggering end of the day. cardiovascular disease, sleep perhaps you had been just a touch
number of world-class Many communities have disturbance and annoyance. too convincing.
beaches. complained and expressed concerns Overall, jet skis are an You relocate from your bed to
We all look forward to about ongoing reckless behaviour by unacceptable risk in proximity to the couch before deciding a doctor’s
our annual summer holidays and an increasing number of jet ski people and marine life. There is no note is needed to eliminate any
visiting the beaches, whether that be riders. doubt they are a significant doubt. But your doctor is flat out
for swimming, strolling, kayaking, VICKI This coincides with a boom in contributor to noise, air and today so you must visit a different
paddle boarding, exploring, fishing,
snorkelling, playing or just lying on KARALIS sales of new jet skis over the same
period, and alarmingly, the sale of
vibration pollution. They are not in
harmony with the natural
surgery. You eventually find
another clinic, where the GP takes
the sand to rest. craft with often more powerful environment. your full medical history before
On hot summer days popular launch from the ramp within metres motors allowing them to go faster, Many coastal groups such as the issuing your sick note. To add insult
beaches attract thousands of people of swimmers and snorkellers. It is a resonating higher levels of noise. Sandringham Foreshore to injury, this doctor does not bulk
yearning for peace and relaxation. matter of time before we witness an They are also known to affect Association would like to ban jet bill and hits you up for a long
The beaches of Port Phillip Bay are injury as a result of jet skis. marine life and sea grasses closer to skis at and near popular swimming consultation fee.
especially attractive to families with Jet skis move at incredible the shoreline. beaches in Port Phillip Bay to make Two hours later, you consider
small children as the waters are speeds, making them a real hazard There is a growing body of them safer and quieter places for all lunch at the new cafe, attending an
generally shallow to a good distance for the swimmers and snorkellers research that jet skis affect the beach users to enjoy. afternoon yoga class or booking in
offshore and perceived to be especially at times and places when behaviour of dolphins. Recent Jet skis cause an unacceptable for a haircut. But you need to avoid
generally safe for families. visibility is low. It takes only small research found jet skis can alter level of excessive noise, and have providing any evidence that might
However, growing numbers of waves of less than 30cm to obscure short-term dolphin behaviour by taken away the ambience and undermine the reason for your
people are increasingly concerned the line-of-sight for a jet ski rider to interfering with dolphins’ acoustic relaxation of our beaches. absence.
and complaining about safety issues see the head of a swimmer. In this communication, disturbance of The water police are particularly So, you decide to stay at home,
where powerful personal watercraft, common situation, the vulnerability prey, and causing stress. It is not helpful when called upon but cannot but off social media. Even a spot of
or jet skis, congregate, and the rise of a swimmer rapidly becomes fully known what the long-term always be present to monitor the gardening is too risky — the last
in numbers and disturbing noise extreme if a jet ski rider is travelling effects are on dolphins. situation and their services are thing you want is to have to explain
they generate. near them, and also at high speed. According to the World Health limited. We have seen when water even the mildest case of sunburn.
The calm and tranquillity of our As a result the swimmer is Organisation, environmental noise police arrive, the behaviour of jet ski As your mind turns to your
beaches has disappeared due to the virtually unable to react or take pollution can also affect human riders changes — they slow down. under-pressure colleagues stuck in
growing number of jet skis. The evasive action, and an accident, health contributing to stress, poor So why do we allow jet skis close the office, you worry if your
beaches no longer feel safe for many potentially fatal, is waiting to to people and precious beaches of absence will pass the “pub test”
swimmers, families and their happen. Many residents have taken Port Phillip Bay? It is akin to when they meet for after-work
children. videos and photos demonstrating allowing powerful motorbikes run drinks.
The sound of jet skis can travel these risks. amok in a national park or onto If you have joined the National
for distances, even disturbing Jet ski riders must slow to 5 knots pedestrian pathways. We would Sickie Day movement on Monday,
surrounding communities. It takes within 200m of the shoreline. never permit this situation. you have probably concluded the
just a handful of jet skis to interrupt However, they can be very Jet skis and the excessive noise lure of chucking a sickie is far more
the peace of thousands of beach annoying for beach users — taking they generate are ruining the enticing than the reality of pulling
users on a hot summer day. passengers up and down, weaving holidays of many people who are one.
Swimmers often feel nervous and between beach users. While many seeking to relax at the beach.
uneasy in the water, especially in riders obey the laws and exercise PROF GARY MARTIN IS A SOCIAL AFFAIRS
mixed zones that allow jet skis at caution, there are equally many who DR VICKI KARALIS AM IS PRESIDENT OF AND WORKPLACE EXPERT WITH THE
popular beaches. For instance, Half do not. Furthermore, they zoom up THE SANDRINGHAM FORESHORE AUSTRALIAN INSTITUTE OF
Moon Bay in bayside Melbourne and down shorelines creating a loud ASSOCIATION AND A MEDICAL MANAGEMENT
has become a hot spot as jet skis disturbing continuous drone of PRACTITIONER
V1 - MHSE01Z01MA

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