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Clown Script
Clown Script
Clown Script
Script
The scene opens with some chilled music as we see a quick montage of
shots of Pipsy getting ready. She misses her alarm a few times, brushes
her teeth half heartedly, puts on clown makeup in a cracked mirror, puts
in her toast and then goes to drink coffee in front of the tv. The tv turns
on and we hear an advert. It’s a jarring contrast to the pace of the last
scene.
Advertiser: Step 1: Learn from the best. In order to become the master,
you must first be the student. Be sure to research as many clowns as
possible!
Step 2: Find your act. It’s not enough just being funny- master a skill
that’ll add that artistic flare!
Step 3: Have an audience. How are you supposed to make people laugh
if there are no people!
And finally, Step 4: Perform! Be the clown you were always destined to
be! Or you know, just another failed actor without a real career.
Step 4: Perform!
She performs her act again in front of the webcam, this time with real
laughter. Satisfied and pleased with herself, she enters into the
competition and goes to bed happily, cuddling a pillow with Ronald
McDonald’s face on it. A few months later, we see a much more rushed
version of the opening sequence as Pipsy gets ready and sits down in
front of the tv. The clown of the year is announced; Donald Trump. As
it’s announced she goes to take a bite out of yet another burnt toast,
spits it out and begins to say “fuc-” just before the credits roll.
Music options:
Losing You- Brenda Lee
Wicked Fascinations
Kevin Mcleod
Be my baby
Tonight’s the Night- Bobby Helms
Notes: Make umbrella it’s own character, think of all the wrong ways to solves problems.
Always play for laughs in everything,