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Issue 4
Issue 4
FINAL 4
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ISSUE 4
Do I really need to tell you not to
try these moves at home?
HL: Wow!
the Lion
LR: This HD: Well,
has been
woman she's a part-
tamed!
looks time dancer
pathetic. and part-
What do time
we know receptionist
about her? who wants
to give
wrestling a
try.
GAAGH!
Mis-sush Shtone? Mis-sush
Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
Shtone? You're gibbing me
a bruise!
HL:
Gabby
tossing
Portia out
of the HD: I think Portia
ring. underestimated how
tough it can be here
in IWW.
HL: Look at
Harpo man-
handling her.
What an
(BLEEEP!)
HD: It's
over.
HD: The match is
HD: You
over, Gabby!
can let
go now!
Not only is Frostbyt powerful, but he has Yeah, he'll help by cheating.
something the others don't: a great manager. Seems to be the only game plan
“Green” Cecil Green has successully guided him managers have around here.
so far and he will help him win this tournament.
That is a great insult to “Green” Cecil
Green and myself!
The following match is scheduled for Coming down the aisle, from Valley of the
one fall...and the winner will be Kings, Egypt, weighing 285
guaranteed a title match for the
pounds...NEFREMAAT!
International Heavyweight
Championship!
HD: Beautiful
back body drop!
HD: Lumberjack Jacques going for an
avalanche, but gets a knee.
LR: Great
takedown by
Nefremaat.
HL: Wake up, LR: Count faster, referee!
ref! His feet are
on the ropes!
LR: I call it a
HL: Oh really?
minion protecting
Then what do
his Pharaoh!
you call this?
Ok.
THE CABS DO NOT ACCEPT ERITREAN
MONEY! TATENDO “THE LION” CHUBUYA
NEEDS AMERICAN DOLLARS!
HD: Oh,
there's that
giant
kangaroo. I
think he
was
suppose to
come to the
ring in that
like last
time.
LR: My brother
never needed
these dumb
gimmicks.
HD: And
now HD: Frostbyt
Taipan sending him off
with a the ropes.
headlock.
HL: Great counter! Taipan hooking
the ropes, preventing a dropkick by
Frostbyt.
LR: You're
lucky my
brother isn't
here!
HL: Three!
NOOOOOOO!
HD: Taipan
Taylor is in the
finals!
HL: Yeah! So
much for your
prediction, Li!
That's it! I've had it! I don't
need this!
HL: What
could the
benefits
possibly
be?
HD: I don't
know. All I
do know is
this man
could be
wearing the
gold in a
very short
time.
HD: There he is, Theseus, coming
down the aisle very slowly.
HD: Theseus
preventing Octane
from reaching the
rope.
HD: And
Theseus with a
high cross body.
HD: Uh oh! I
think Octane is
going for C8
H18!
HD: Theseus
going into a
high roll slam.
HD: Going
for the
cover...
HD: Hooks
the leg...
HL: Theseus
has got a front
face lock.
What's he
gonna do?
HL: Cradle
suplex!
Beautifully
executed!
HL: He HL: Two!
may get
him!
HL: What is
Octane doing?
Why isn't he
going for the
cover?
HD: Looks like
Octane may
be celebrating
too early.
HL: Two!
HL: One!
HD: He looks
furious.
HD: C8 H18!
HD: The ring may
break in half!
HL: Octane
hooking the
legs tight.
HL: Three.
The winner of this
match...OCTANE!
HD: Octane
victorious. It's
him and Taipan
Taylor for the
Championship.
HL: Oh come
HL: Theseus gave a real on! Why?
valiant effort. I hope--
HD: Octane just blew out Theseus's Folks, unfortunately, we're at the end. But
knee and now Theseus writhing on next time, we will crown the International
the mat. Heavyweight Champion. For Heat
Lightning, I'm Hal Dhuwan. We'll see you
next time.
IWW SUPERSTARS
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