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Is It Tough Being A Friend - Volume 6
Is It Tough Being A Friend - Volume 6
1. Illustration
2. Prologue
3. Chapter 1: Cultural Ceasefire
4. Chapter 2: Welcome, Host
5. Chapter 3: Invitation to the Festival, and Peculiarities
6. Chapter 4: Apostle Collection
7. Epilogue
Prologue
Perhaps one would retort with “No, it’s been that way from the beginning,”
but even so, I’ve managed to keep up appearances until now.
Part one was the Hundun arc, part two was the Taotie arc, each dealing with
an “Evil Spirit.”
Aogasaki Rei’s and Elmira McCartney’s individual episodes were also added
as interludes.
With a refocus in the storyline after all the sidetracking, we’ve come to the
present. However…
(Part three is getting pretty chaotic. The story’s already beyond my control
and is now rolling down a hill…like a rice ball.)TLNThis seems to be a
reference to “Omusubi Kororin,” a Japanese folktale about a rice ball rolling
down a hill and into a hole.
If things had gone well, part three should have been the Qiongqi arc.
The final “Evil Spirit,” Taowu had resurrected early and became part of the
story. Furthermore, one of the main characters, Yukimiya Shiori, was the
vessel.
That by itself would have been fine. Well, not really, but I think I would have
managed somehow.
(To think that there would be a double booking of final bosses…that would
be like having a match with FC Barcelona before having to deal with Real
Madrid mid-game as well.)TLNFC Barcelona and Real Madrid seem to be
Spanish soccer clubs.
The problem was that the “Evil Spirit” Taowu, also known as Tao, had
already mended her ways. Furthermore, she was extremely inelegant.
Not only that, but the protagonist’s mere friend character, Kobayashi Ichirou,
was the one involved in all of these secretive affairs.
I walked along the road near the train station while looking up at the sky in
gloom.
I was the only pedestrian on the sidewalk, so despite not looking ahead of
me, I wasn’t worried about bumping into anyone. It’s no surprise that’s the
case since it’s a little before 10 am…everyone’s already at work or school.
(That reminds me, the school festival’s in one week, isn’t it? My class is
going to do a maid cafe, but…I have no motivation for this school event.)
Last night, Ryuuga and the other main characters fought Tao at the cemetery.
It started when Shima and Saihiru of “Hell’s Top Eight,” two apostle generals
serving Qiongqi, attacked Yukimiya. When Ryuuga and the others rushed
over, they treated Tao as an enemy and attacked her.
Then Mion, Jyuri, and Kiki, the freeloading “Three Princesses of Hell,”
barged in to protect Tao, turning the whole thing into a chaotic three-way
struggle.
(Ryuga’s team and the three princesses were even opening up to each other
prior to this happening…but thankfully, I told Elmira about our side of the
story…)
So they decided to visit the Yukimiya residence first thing in the morning.
‘We were determined to meet her, but…then Shiori sent a message. She
knows what’s going on with her. She told us to leave the matter of Taowu to
her. It seems that she doesn’t intend to make any immediate movements and
is willing to talk.’
In that case, Ryuuga and the others should prepare for Qiongqi…that’s my
judgement.
‘We can talk about this in detail at school. Are you alright, Ichirou? Is your
stomach okay now? Recently, your stomach has been pretty unwell.’
I sent a reply saying ‘I’m fine. I’m heading to school now too,’ and closed
my phone.
That’s where I had a discussion with Agito, or rather Qiongqi, about our
“views for this story.”
It’s not something a mere friend character would do, but I had no choice
since I was personally called out to. I also play the role of the “story planner”
in this tale.
(As for the results, we failed to reach an agreement, but…now that I think
about it, I forgot to ask about the apostle amalgamation monsters, didn’t
I…?)
Mysterious monsters have appeared twice so far and were killed both times.
I’m fairly certain that’s Qiongqi’s doing, but I have no solid evidence for it
right now.
(What if it’s a new enemy force that has nothing to do with Qiongqi…? I’m
I recalled the conversation I had with the “Evil Spirit” Qiongqi not too long
ago.
I was on the top floor of a luxury apartment, which was Tenryouin Agito’s
home and Qiongqi’s hideout.
It was a large room with a glass wall, similar to a president’s office. Since it
was the fifteenth floor, the view was quite superb. With a view that high up,
humans below would probably seem like ants.
“Yo, Kobayashi boy. It’s been a while since we’ve talked on the phone. Did
you enjoy yourself last night? I was trying to have Hinomori Ryuuga and Tao
meet each other.”
Agito, sitting on the desk, spoke those words to me. However, they were not
spoken in his voice.
The one speaking was the “Evil Spirit” dwelling inside him…the ringleader
who invited me here, Qiongqi.
“Why would I enjoy myself? You didn’t need to do that…I have my own
plans.”
Contrary to my expectations, it tasted fine. That wild kuro gyaru did a good
job making it.
Her name’s Banshou Shima. She’s the guitarist in Agito’s band and a cheetah
apostle general. It turned out that she was a resident of this apartment
building as well.
“Ahaha. You’ll have to adopt some of my plans then. Let’s liven up this story
Not minding his host’s behavior, Qiongqi continued chatting with a high-
pitched, child-like voice.
“With this, Hinomori’s faction and the three princesses have returned to
being hostile. I wish one of them had died back at the cemetery though.”
“So you really did anticipate the three princesses intervening? Is that what
you’re up to? Are you trying to weaken our fighting strength?”
“Yep. Anyways, I’m glad that the estrangement tactic worked. The one who
proposed it was Renie, not me though.”
So Sebastian really did plan this. Quite bold of him to rebel as both Tao’s
subordinate and Yukimiya’s butler.
“Hey, Qiongqi. Was Renie also the one who told you about Tao’s revival?”
“Well I must admit, I once saw Renie driving a car. Since then, I had Saihiru
search for him. After all, Renie used to be Tao’s representative. We offered
an alliance with Tao. Something to oppose the ‘Tie and Dun alliance.'”
“Well actually, I’m confident that I can win without needing an alliance.
However, it would be much easier with Renie as a companion.”
“Not saying~.”
“Stop trying to act cute. Don’t go around thinking that you’ll get fans from
doing that.”
I’m definitely not good with this guy. This brat’s currently second place in
my “list of people I want to punch if I got the chance to.” Kurogame still
takes first place.
At least have some interest in us. This is a serious conversation about the
storyline.
“You’re too cruel, Kobayashi boy. I’m sure I’ll be a final boss who performs
beyond your expectations, you know? I’m the only ‘Evil Spirit’ who can
enliven this story to the maximum degree.”
“Then do you plan on losing at the end? The final boss loses to the
protagonist.”
“I wonder about that. Aren’t there episodes where the protagonist loses? Of
course, the protagonist I’m referring to──is you.”
…In the past, this guy brashly told me that I can’t “play the supporting role”
and that I’ve “taken the position of the protagonist away. Away from
Like me, he sees this world as a “story.” It seems that he also has his own
peculiar idea for how the story should go.
“Say, Kobayashi boy. Do you really think that you can be a ‘friend character’
at this rate? No matter how you look at it, you’re the protagonist of this battle
story. Much more than Hinomori Ryuuga.”
“T, that’s only because you’ve been looking at the backstage. If you look at
the main story, the protagonist is definitely Ryuga…”
“You have two ‘Evil Spirits’ inside your body, the ‘Three Princesses of Hell’
live with you, and on top of that, you’re the secret father of an apostle baby
with the capacity to be a general…looking at the main story, you’re definitely
at the center of the it.”
“H, huh?”
“I mean, why not? It’s obvious that you and Agito are the strongest
characters in this story. Imagine a great war of peculiarities between ‘Evil
Spirits’…enticing, isn’t it?”
“Nope. She’s a girl. To put it bluntly, she’s not fit for being the protagonist.”
“She can at least serve as a prize in the battle between you and──”
*Bang!*
Before Qiongqi could finish speaking, I smashed the table in front of me.
Agito finally looked up and quietly stared at us. While the “Evil Spirit” inside
him stared back, I spoke in a voice filled with anger and bloodlust.
Before long, I regained my senses, surprised by the voice that I didn’t think
could come out of me.
“I’m more surprised that you could smash a table bare-handed. This is
marble, isn’t it?”
“I, I was just bluffing! I just wanted to try saying that! Really Agito, did you
fall for that?”
“Bluff or not, you actually demolished the table. A table worth 800,000.”
“Please! Pretend that was styrofoam! I’ll take out a ten-year loan to reimburse
you!”
“I don’t need reimbursement. It’s nothing to me. More importantly, your true
nature just now──”
“I don’t think it’s possible to gloss over it anymore…or rather, will that really
convince anyone?”
“Shut up! I didn’t do anything! The table breaking was a result of the breast
god’s divine protection!”
“Guh…breasts, breasts!”
“Well then, Kobayashi boy. Let’s get down to business, shall we? Of course,
I wanted to talk with you, but the main reason for calling you here is that I
wanted to make an offer.”
“An offer?”
What kind of offer? A date for our duel? A demand for Tao to withdraw? Or
perhaps some sweet words to offer me a third of the world?
In any case, I’m not willing to accept an offer from him. Not from the guy
who treated Ryuuga like a fool.
“…Huh?”
“A week-long ceasefire?”
When I tried to ask for his true motives, Qiongqi suddenly yawned.
“I’m getting sleepy for some reason. Well then, you know where to find me.”
“You should know, right? An ‘Evil Spirit’ spends more than half of the day
sleeping inside the host.”
Even now, Taotie and Hundun aren’t waking up, likely because they’re
sleeping. They were also playing a competitive game until dawn.
“Take care of yourself. Consider becoming the protagonist. See you later,
Kobayashi boy──”
Flee from the “Hell House” where around one hundred and fifty apostles
──And that’s the full story of my act with the “Evil Spirit” Qiongqi.
For the time being, I should work with Elmira to clear things up with Ryuuga
and the others. That is, clear up anything about Tao and the three princesses.
At the same time, I need to track down Renie and ask why he contacted
Qiongqi without telling anyone.
“!”
Before I could turn around, I heard the sounds of slashing in the air. The
attacker sent a kick.
(Agito?!)
I noticed the identity of the person while purposely taking a blow to my rear.
A sharp pain assaulted my bottom and I fell over.
“Gaaaaah!”
“Oh, I don’t need a receipt…what are you doing, Agito?! Don’t force me to
make pointless purchases!”
After hitting me, Agito sent me a very confused look. I appreciate that he
waited for me, but I don’t appreciate the surprise roundhouse kick.
“Again with the surreal reactions…I didn’t even kick you that hard.”
“Liar! I thought you would shatter my behind! Now we’re even on the table!”
When I tried to once again avoid reimbursing him, Agito replied with “I
don’t care about that anymore,” in a fed up manner.
Now that I had a closer look, he had his school bag with him. His uniform
was still the same, the one from his previous high school, Hakubou Private.
With a pure white uniform like that, he probably can’t eat curry udon.
He’s right, but that was my best method of dealing with it.
A mere friend character wouldn’t dodge or defend. They would take the
attack. That being said, I didn’t want to get hurt.
That’s why I took the attack on the body part I thought would receive the
least damage. I also decided to fall over to create some laughs.
“What do you want now, Agito? For your information, I don’t want to get
involved with you anymore. Since you’re Qiongqi’s vessel, you’re a key
person in the story.”
Annoyingly, he walked alongside me. Now I’m the one being followed…our
roles have reversed.
“You’re going to school, right? I am too. We’re in the same school and same
class, so it wouldn’t be strange for us to be together.”
“I’m a friend character, you know? You think I can be on good terms with
someone who works for the final boss? I said it before, I don’t want to be on
the front stage.”
“Never mind that. Qiongqi is sleeping inside me now. Currently, we’re just
two students going to Oumei High School…to state it in your terms, we’re in
‘the backstage of the story.'”
I had something I wanted to ask him anyways. If we’re backstage, then I’ll
take advantage of that. We’re off-the-record right now.
Basically, an “Evil Spirit’s” human vessel will get their mind and body taken
over. When the “Evil Spirit” manifests, they will undergo a trance-like state
and won’t have any memory of the event.
However, just a bit ago, Agito was reading a book despite Qiongqi coming
out. He even participated in the conversation.
(There can’t be any other explanation. Like me, he’s gained control over the
‘Evil Spirit.’)
“You should be capable of turning the tables on the ‘Evil Spirit.’ However,
Qiongqi called you a ‘faithful marionette.’ Why are doing whatever
Qiongqi’s telling you to?”
After taking a sip from his canned coffee, Agito said that in his usual lifeless
tone.
“If I see that spectacle, I feel that I could write the best composition.”
“You have no appreciation for the arts. Playing a requiem for humanity is my
ultimate dream…I will happily be a tool if it means that Qiongqi can
accomplish it.”
That does make for a solid enemy character, but personally, it seems to be
treading on a specific type. That is, a simple villain made easily
understandable for younger audiences.
“Alright Agito, I can work with that motive. That reminds me, you’re always
alone in class, aren’t you? Is that also part of your role?”
“Unlike you, I’m not playing a role. My desire for humanity’s destruction is
genuine. Though now…my mind has changed a little. The girl named
Hinomori Ryuuga is the cause of that.”
“R, Ryuga?”
What does Ryuuga have to do with this? I know he was fixated on her, but
wasn’t that just a strategic move?
That’s an issue.
If he’s aggressively trying to get involved with Ryuuga and he’s particular
about her gender, then is he actually in love?
(If he went as far as to transfer schools…then he’s quite the stalker despite
being an ikemen…)
While I wasn’t sure how to respond, Agito sipped his coffee again.
Now that I think about, we already drank coffee back at his apartment.
Should I have bought black or green tea instead? Now I feel bad for making
the wrong choice.
He wants to switch the story’s main focus to a battle between Agito and me?
His script is way too poor. It would be like ignoring Spectacle Man and
having a battle between the monsters. Only the bobbed-haired girl at my
house would like it.
“Don’t joke about that. That’s the one thing you shouldn’t touch.”
He had a look of scorn that he would never show to other classmates. This
guy only shows his emotions when Ryuuga’s involved. A glimpse of his
“Um…”
I refused to play an active role in any battle scene. I would wait for Ryuuga to
arrive and let her do the fighting.
Sometimes she would get hurt, but I would only send out a worried yell. I
reassured myself by remembering Ryuuga’s healing abilities.
(Ryuga doesn’t like to fight. She has a fairly normal personality for a girl. If
it wasn’t for the Hinomori household’s fate, she would be enjoying her life as
a normal schoolgirl…she wouldn’t wear a sarashi around her E-cup.)
However, I’ve tried to make Ryuuga a man. While being in the position of
her “semi-boyfriend,” I made a wish at a shrine to see if she would grow a
male member.
“I am not like you. I love Hinomori for being a woman. I want to be a ‘lover
Come to think of it, I remember hearing that the ceasefire was Agito’s wish.
Though I felt beaten down, I needed ask for his reasoning. Now’s not the
time for self-loathing. That can come later.
“That’s right. You probably have a guess already…it’s because of the school
festival.”
Before I knew it, I retorted to him. I wasn’t in the right mood to retort, but I
couldn’t help it.
“Why’s a school event so important to you?! You’re the one who wants
humanity’s destruction!”
“Since you ask, class B is doing a maid cafe. Furthermore, there’s talk of
Hinomori being a maid.”
Now that he mentions it, I think I’ve heard that too. It seems that my
classmates were excitedly claiming that they “wanted to see Hinomori
crossdress.”
I don’t know if “crossdress” was the exact word they used, but…well, it’s no
wonder. To everyone else, Ryuuga’s a pretty androgynous boy.
“You wonder why I’m so obsessive about the school festival? You probably
have a guess already…that’s right, I want to enjoy seeing Hinomori in a maid
outfit.”
“To see Hinomori wearing an Alice band, a frilled apron, and knee socks…
and to hear her say ‘Welcome back, Master.’ Just imaging it puts me at the
edge of my seat.”
“Hey! Stop leaning forward while saying that! Please don’t give me anything
else to retort to! This story’s already full of idiots!”
“Anyhow, I’m serious about Hinomori. I’ve been sending messages of love
to her everyday after getting her email address. ‘I love you. Come with me,’
and the like.”
“Kobayashi, are you interested? Do you want to know what kind of messages
Hinomori and I send?”
“No need to hold back. For instance, the other day, I sent a message saying ‘I
will teach you the pleasures of a woman. I can massage your chest for half a
day.'”
I was a bit relieved after hearing Ryuuga’s reply. I wouldn’t know what to do
if that made her heart flutter.
“I’m sure that she refused me in bashfulness, dyed red like cherry blossoms.
What a cute woman.”
“Damn it! Are you even sane?! Also, once again, Ryuga’s a guy!”
Agito and I headed towards the station while I continued retorting to him.
This guy isn’t going crazy because…he’s involving himself with me, right?
Nobody reacted to me, indicating that perhaps the school nurse Hebizuka, aka
Jyuri, gave everyone a subconscious suggestion. People seemed to think that
I’ve been at school since the morning.
The moment I placed my bag near my seat, one slender boy walked towards
me.
The pretty boy had a well-ordered appearance and tied the hair on the back of
his head with black string…needless to say, it was Hinomori Ryuuga.
“Hey, Ryuga. Sorry that I couldn’t go with you to Yukimiya’s this morning.”
“There’s not much you can do when you have a stomach ache. Though, I’m
relieved that you seem fine. Anyways…”
Ryuuga suddenly frowned and turned towards the edge of the room near the
hallway.
Sure enough, there sat Tenryouin Agito. Well, I suppose she’d be worried…
he and I did enter the campus at the same time.
“Why were you with Tenryouin? You shouldn’t get along with him.”
“That guy’s an offensive pervert, okay? The extreme kind, you know?”
In response to his showy gesture, Ryuuga stuck out her tongue and dragged
me to the window. Don’t stick your tongue out. You look like a girl when
you do that.
Agito’s words came to mind, making me feel terrible again. My guilt for
Ryuuga continued to swell.
Oblivious to my guilt, Ryuuga leaned against the wall and crossed her arms.
Lowering her volume so that nobody could hear us, she spoke in a serious
tone.
“So Ichirou, I already told you about Shiori in the message I sent you, but…
what do you think?”
“Yes. Shiori told us to leave it to her, but…I really think it’s too dangerous.
In the end, she’s still facing an ‘Evil Spirit.'”
Her worries were reasonable. It seems she was so worried about Yukimiya
that she hardly slept last night. I heard that Aogasaki and Kurogame were the
same.
As of now, the main characters have shifted their focus from Qiongqi to Tao.
However, the one they should be wary of is that “Shota Evil Spirit,” not the
“Inelegant Evil Spirit.”
Following Ryuuga, I stared at Elmira to find that she was sleeping over her
desk like usual. I could even hear her snoozing.
I know how you feel, but please forgive her. That vampire knows the other
side of the story. Apart from Agito being “Qiongqi’s vessel,” that is.
Elmira needs to suppress Ryuuga’s and the others’ distrust of the three
princesses.
She probably has her hands full with that task, so I’ll hold back on telling her
about Agito’s true identity for now. I should let her focus on her mission
without giving her any distractions.
“I tried checking the school infirmary, but Jyuri wasn’t there. I wanted to
question her about last night…does Tie know anything?”
“N, no. He’s not really interested in what his subordinates do.”
“Come to think of it, why were you in the cemetery last night, Ichirou?”
“I, I sensed a powerful ill will. I went to go see it, and you know the story
from there.”
“That cheetah apostle and beetle apostle must have been Taowu’s
subordinates, right?”
“Um, I heard them mention that they were part of the top eight and were
Qiongqi’s subordinates. It seems they’re not related to Tao.”
“Who’s Tao?”
“Crap…d, don’t worry about it! I just wanted to try using a pseudonym! You
know, to avoid any mix up with Taotie!”
“……”
“I can’t just leave her alone, knowing that an ‘Evil Spirit’ possesses her. Her
butler Sebastian’s been constantly worried about her illness…”
I’m also worried about him. I mean that in a different sense though.
(The three princesses are taking turns guarding Yukimiya. Even Renie should
have trouble interfering. It might be a bother having apostles come uninvited
to the Yukimiya residence though…)
Everyone returned to their seats as class began, as did I. English class, taught
by the homeroom teacher Minegishi, took up third period.
“Sure. Actually, I have one more personal concern, but…I’ll talk about
during the next break.”
“Personal concern?”
“Oh, it’s not that big of a deal. Don’t worry too much about it.”
I’m not sure what this concern is, but if the protagonist’s consulting me about
(Could it be her chest? Did she grow out of an E-cup? Or could it be that
Agito’s acting indecently again?)
When I peeked at Agito, our eyes made contact. His eyes seemed to tell me
“Don’t be so over-familiar with my Hinomori.”
(Well, I’ll know by the next break. I don’t need to spend time guessing.)
It would…prove to be troublesome for me, Agito, and even the rest of the
boys in the class.
“Class is canceled. The school festival is near and we should be using this
time for planning.”
Class B gave cries of joy and quickly closed their English textbooks. Soon
enough, a boy and girl stood up and came to the front of the blackboard and
took control of the class.
They were Higuchi and Tooyama. They were part of the school festival
action committee.
“Everyone, So far, we have the general theme of a ‘maid cafe,’ but we hardly
have any concrete plans.”
“If we don’t put our backs into it, things will turn sour for us. The other
How many maid outfits do we prepare? How many coffee beans do we get?
Which of the girls will be maids? We still haven’t formed any answers to
those questions. That would certainly worry the homeroom teacher,
Minegishi.
(Now that I think about it, despite how hectic the story’s been…wasn’t it bad
to neglect the school festival event?)
Sports festivals, school festivals, and field trips make for classic episodes…
I’ve heard that such episodes are well-received. I can’t afford to ignore this
demand.
These are the sorts of things a friend character does their best at. They take
center stage during the daily life part.
Was I so distracted with adjusting the story that I forgot about my important
job?
(Qiongqi won’t do anything this week either. I’m certainly worried about Tao
and Renie, but I would be getting my priorities backwards if I ignore the
school festival.)
It’s not too late now. I’ll enliven this school event.
I can’t make the protagonist’s class appear sloppy when they’re in the
spotlight. I’ll show off my skills as a friend character. Isn’t that right,
Mitsuhiko?! Nakajima?! That one glasses kid who’s friends with
Maruko?!TLNMitsuhiko is a friend character in the Detective Conan series (as
I’ve mentioned before). Nakajima likely refers to Nakajima Hiroshi, a minor
character from the series Sazae-san. The glasses kid refers to Honami Tamae,
best friend of the protagonist in the series Chibi Maruko-chan.
…That being the case, I energetically spoke up. Just like a bossy leader.
“If you think about how much time we have, we should limit ourselves to
five maid outfits! We should buy coffee beans from the supermarket
immediately! Cookies alone are enough for the food menu! We’re only
making a mock shop for high schoolers! The point is to make our customers
know that we have schoolgirls working as maids!”
Thereupon, several boys followed suit, saying “I agree!”, “It’ll work with
Hinomori!”, and “I want him to pad his chest!” out loud.
Furthermore, the girls also joined in, saying “I also want to see that,”
“Hinomori has a girly face, doesn’t he?”, and “Wouldn’t he be a better fit
than you?”
Of course, Ryuuga was shaken. Her lips trembled as the “Hinomori maid
proposal” received unanimous approval.
“How about it, Hinomori? Now that everyone’s on board, will you be a
maid?”
“H, hold on, everyone. Why is a guy like me being a maid…? Someone like
Elle would be better.”
“Of course, we can have Elmira be a maid as well. I think that would make
you and her the two figureheads of the event. Please, it’s for the class.”
(It doesn’t take much thinking to figure it out. That guy and I should both
know…)
Didn’t Agito mention this earlier? The class had a “certain plan.” This was
the reason for the cease-fire.
Near the end of the room stood Tenryouin Agito, the transfer student who up
until now, pretended to read as if he had nothing to do with us.
“There is naught but an individual more suited for a maid than Hinomori. It
would be no exaggeration to say that the success of the mock store lies in this
requisite.”
Indeed. This is the first time he’s shown a positive attitude about anything
since transferring schools half a month ago. It’s especially surprising given
the topic.
Truthfully, I know better than anyone that a maid outfit would look good on
Ryuuga. I mean, a nurse, qipao, and bunny girl outfit look good on her as
well.
After all, cosplay is Ryuuga’s hobby. All she does at home is dress up. As an
aside, I’d like to mention that I love bunny Ryuuga’s tail-end. I love her
navel as well.
I’ll need to raise my voice in this losing battle against Agito. From the corner
of my eye, I could spot Ryuuga sending me a passionate gaze that said “Do
your best!”
“I want to ask the girls. If you let Ryuga, a guy, be a maid, what does that
mean for you? Do you have any pride? This is the previous event where you
can wear maid──”
“These events are precisely why we should attempt new things. A male
maid…splendid, isn’t it? It would be more interesting than a simple maid
cafe.”
Of course, Agito didn’t openly state that Ryuuga was a girl. Instead, he
focused on him wanting to see maid Ryuuga. He’s a man devoted to his
desires.
“Alright then, Agito. In that case, I’ll be the maid. I’ll even let you stick some
pads onto my chest.”
“Do that on your own. There’s no reason why Hinomori shouldn’t be a maid.
If you think it’s unfair, then…how about we have the maids be nothing but
“Don’t be absurd, Agito! What are you going to do with Ogura, for
example?! He weighs a hundred kilograms! He’s also got a natural afro!”
That unkempt hair’s like a sea of trees. Fly corpses fell out of that hair before.
I also tried hiding a 100 yen coin in there. I never got it back.
“If you’re so keen on it, how about you?! If we’re adopting this idea, you’ll
have to be a maid yourself!”
“What kind of mindset is that?! Are you okay with ruining the cool character
you’ve made yourself out to be?!”
The reason was that most of the girls favored Agito. They said “That means
we not only get to see Hinomori as a maid, but Tenryouin too, right?” to
themselves. The final nail in the coffin was when Minegishi said “That
sounds fun, doesn’t it?” and approved it.
“Alright. Then class B will do a boys’ maid cafe. All the boys will take part,
but since we only have five outfits, there will be shifts.”
“That’s right. Should we decide on shifts based on body size? That way, we
can avoid a situation where multiple people with the same outfit size are
working the same shift.”
Thereafter, Higuchi and Tooyama quickly put together the details. Seriously,
Higuchi. You get to avoid this shameful event since you’ll be busy with the
action committee on the day of the school festival…!
When I looked at Ryuuga, sure enough, she was at her wits’ end.
(I’m sorry, Ryuga. I just didn’t have enough power to stop Agito’s evil
scheme…)
Also, Ogura, the one who weighed a hundred kilograms, was exempt from
being a maid. He was the only one with an extremely large body, and a
headband would be unstable on his afro.
It was lunch break. Ryuuga, heading to the rooftop with me, let out a
complaint.
As usual, there were no other students around, making this our own personal
spot. So please, vent your frustrations. I’ll listen to all of them.
“To think that I would end up cosplaying at school…you’re the only one I
want to be a maid for.”
“This is all my fault. If you’re really against it, you can skip school on that
day. I can take your shift.”
Ryuuga sat on the floor and cradled her knees while her back rested against
the fence.
Even though I was looking at her while standing…my mind was focused on
an entirely different matter, despite how rude that was.
There’s also the matter of Renie, so I need to check with her on the situation.
I can’t ignore the school festival, but I obviously can’t neglect Yukimiya’s
situation either.
Yukimiya Shiori is the “Evil Spirit” Taowu’s vessel──which has turned out
to be a problem time and time again.
At this rate, Yukimiya will have to play two roles, a “companion character”
and an “enemy character.” There’s also that feud with Sebastian. The plot’s
getting overcomplicated.
(I know her individual episode’s been postponed now, but isn’t this way too
much to follow? Maybe I really do need to find a different person to be Tao’s
vessel…)
Perhaps temporarily, I can have her be the vessel of an “Evil Spirit” again.
Then as originally planned, I can have Tao fight with Ryuuga’s team to
deplete her power. Under those conditions, Kyouka should definitely be able
to “convert” Tao. After all, she was able to “convert” Hundun before.
In the first place, having Ryuuga and Tao battle was a really bad idea.
I already know what happens when an exhausted “Evil Spirit” dwells within
a body without falling asleep.
On top of that, the vessel becomes so weak that they lose consciousness and
are put in a life-threatening state.
(Isn’t that why I’m taking care of Hundun right now? In other words, the plan
to exhaust Tao is…fundamentally unwise.)
Tao will have no choice but to remain at full power. Regardless of whether
her landlord is Yukimiya or Kyouka.
What did I think of Kyouka just now? A temporary vessel? A “new role in
the story”?
This only proves that I see Kyouka as just “a piece of the story.”
How can someone be so rude? What kind of upbringing, what kind of friends,
would create a monster with this kind of mindset?
(I need to think about Ryuga’s feelings as well. Her sister had just been freed
from an ‘Evil Spirit,’ but if another one’s forced onto her…that would be a
troublesome matter.)
My self-loathing didn’t stop there. I couldn’t even cover for Ryuuga during
the whole maid matter, what kind of friend character am I? I’m too ashamed
to even see Nakajima’s face next Sunday evening.TLNSazae-san, the TV
anime Nakajima is a part of, airs on Sunday evenings.
“If I wear a maid outfit, will they found out I’m a girl…?”
Contrary to her strict and stoic disposition, she was secretly a fashionista who
kept up with the latest fads──the “Swordswoman of the Beheading Dance”
Aogasaki Rei.
“What’s the matter with you two? Why are you sitting like that?”
Another was the vampire with a low blood pressure, the one who slept like a
log at our class earlier.
Though she was a moody, wild, and devilish character, she’s into male
romance and is the mother of the orphan apostle Shizuma──Elmira
McCartney.
“Is this about Shio? If so, we’re also worried about her.”
The last one came from a kenpo household and also seems to be wearing
leggings under her skirt.
She’s an athletic girl who keeps ruining the story plots I craft and acts
recklessly without concern──the “Star-Wall Guardian” Kurogame Rina.
They were three of the heroines under the four gods, the last one being
Yukimiya. They were regular characters in this story who fight against the
“Apostles of Hell” together with Hinomori Ryuuga.
I guess they were looking for us, wanting to talk about Yukimiya’s situation.
This matter is very important for them as well. That is, with the exception of
Elmira since she knows the circumstances.
“Ryuuga, I just got a message from Shiori. She said that her health’s not a
problem anymore and that she can attend school tomorrow. She’ll talk about
Aogasaki’s words made Ryuuga lift her head and say “Huh?”
The best way to reassure Ryuuga and the others is to have Yukimiya show up
looking healthy. Tao also knows that she shouldn’t do anything during that
interval, which should allow for everyone’s focus to switch to Qiongqi.
(It’ll probably be safer for her to be with Ryuga and the others than to be at
home. The three princesses won’t have to guard her then.)
I didn’t ask for details, but she said “If I don’t go, I’ll bother everyone,
especially Rei,” to me…and I suppose that’s why she sent that message to
Aogasaki instead of Ryuuga.
“Don’t be so rash. Do you know how hard it was for me to stop you from
smashing through the gates?”
With an exaggerated sigh, Elmira scolded the tortoise. If I’m hearing that
correctly, she quickly took care of a situation that was about to go out of
control? I suppose I could let her suck my blood later.
“Don’t do that. I thought I told you this morning already. Leave the three
princesses to me.”
“Elmira, why are you siding with the three princesses? This isn’t the time to
act leisurely now that two ‘Evil Spirits’ have resurrected.”
“Yeah, Elle! The three princesses are bad! Let’s just hit them!”
Was I a bit too naive to think this would work without a hitch? Aogasaki and
Kurogame represent two of the four gods. If the two of them continue being
aggressive, Elmira alone might not be able to control them.
Thinking that I should help the vampire, I was about to open my mouth…but
someone else spoke before I could.
With that dignified voice, everyone went silent. Needless to say, it was
Ryuuga.
“That’s right, Ryu. The one who makes the first move is the victor. Don’t be
so careless.”
“Of course, I’m worried about Shiori as well. I want to see her soon too. But,
now that my head’s cooled down…if we do that, isn’t that a breach of trust?”
“……”
Ryuuga made a smile towards the two, who hung their heads without
replying. She then turned towards the scarlet-haired vampire.
“Similarly, I want to believe in you, Elle. If you say that we should leave the
three princesses to you, then I’ll do just that. That’s what friends are for.”
“Ryuuga…”
Elmira cheeks had faintly blushed. She obviously had a moment of heartfelt
passion. Come to think of it, she’s the only one here who doesn’t know that
Ryuuga’s a woman.
“Rei, Rina. I know you’re worried, but believe in our friends. Isn’t that how
we’ve won our battles up until now? Our bonds──are our greatest strength.”
If there’s anyone else who can say these kinds of lines so naturally and
cleanly, then show me. Qiongqi’s eyes must be bad if he thinks that she’s
“not fit for being the protagonist.”
(If possible, I’d prefer if she didn’t say that while sitting down and cradling
her knees, but…I suppose that playfulness is also part of Ryuga’s charm.)
Ryuuga will remain the central figure until the end. She will bring back peace
to the human world. Anything else is just icing on the cake.
Everyone else would think so as well. I think people would rather have the
world perish than have the likes of a friend character save it.
This world is only worth being protected by the hands of Hinomori Ryuuga.
While I was affirming myself, Aogasaki and Kurogame soon humbly nodded
their heads. Behold, this is the protagonist’s power of persuasion.
“…I see. Perhaps you’re right, Ryuuga. If we become restless now, we’d be
doing exactly what the enemy wants us to. You can’t beat an enemy if you’ve
lost your sense of composure.”
Elmira felt relieved upon seeing the two cool down. Next, she walked
towards Ryuuga and kneeled down to match her at eye level.
“Elle, you have the most contact with the three princesses because of
Shizuma, right? This may be imprudent to ask, but could you carry out the
role of a mediator?”
“Huh? What?”
“As a maid.”
After all that happened, lunch break still wasn’t over yet.
I stepped away from the rooftop, leaving Ryuuga and the rest behind. I
needed to make a phone call to see how Yukimiya’s doing.
(Should I go to the infirmary? It seems that Jyuri’s not here today, so it’s
probably empty.)
It’s not proper to use the school nurse’s room for skipping school, but there
shouldn’t be anybody there to make a big deal out of it. Everyone at school’s
been given a subconscious suggestion to “not think anything of Hebizuka’s
absence.”
I told Ryuuga and the others that “I’m going to the restroom since my
stomach hurts.”
(I need to think of a different reason other than the restroom soon. What
about constipation? No, that’s still related to the restroom, isn’t it?)
While grieving over my lack of creative power, I soon arrived at the school
infirmary.
As I thought, nobody was there. The entire room was clean, down to every
last corner. There wasn’t even a wrinkle on any of the bedsheets. However,
the school nurse was absent…that is, the large-breasted staff member who
may or may not take her job seriously.
The one who picked up was obviously not Shiori. She was far too inelegant.
There was no question who it was. One of the “Evil Spirits,” Taowu──also
known as Tao.
“I could tell the moment you said ‘Howdy.’ Anything strange happening on
your end?”
‘Just peace and quiet. Until a bit ago, Shiori and I were exchangin’ messages
in our diary, but…it seems she got tired and went to hit the hay.’
Since Yukimiya didn’t “convert” Tao, they can’t speak to each other in the
same way Agito and his “Evil Spirit” can. She loses her consciousness when
Tao’s out.
When I asked about it, it seemed that they exchanged messages until late at
night yesterday. Anyone would be tired if they continued to exchange notes
until now. Aren’t they becoming a little too close?
‘By the way, Ichirou. Sorry ’bout last night. I lost my marbles…’
“No, you’re amazing for not fighting back. If you took action against Ryuga
and the others back then, things would have gotten messy.”
‘That’s why I’m really mad at Renie. Workin’ with Qiong without my
permission, that bad apostle ain’t no child of mine anymore.’
Bad apostle. Isn’t that kind of redundant? The “Apostles of Hell” are already
humanity’s enemies. They’re inherently bad.
It’s the same as saying, for example, “women’s bloomers,” right? There’s no
need to attach “women’s” to bloomers. There’s no such thing as men’s
bloomers. Actually, bloomers don’t really exist these days.
‘Jyuri came to stop by. Didya know this, Ichirou? Shiori and Jyuri ain’t very
close friends. If it weren’t for me, they woulda gotten into a fight.’
“If she’s not at school, I figured that she would be guarding you…listen Tao,
you need to prevent them from fighting. If Yukimiya comes to school with
bruises, everyone will think you did it.”
‘I gotcha. Leave it to Tao! Oh, it seems Jyuri wants to speak, so I’m handin’
the phone to her.’
I heard the voice of the king cobra apostle who was supposed to be in the
school infirmary.
‘Ichirou, thanks for the hard work. There’s no trouble at this time. That is,
other than a catfight with that small-chested girl.’
“That’s plenty of trouble. More importantly Jyuri, beware of Renie. He’s the
butler of that mansion, so sneaking in should be simple for him.”
‘I know. As long as I, Jyuri, am here, I will not let him put a single finger in
Yukimiya Shiori.’
‘Also Ichirou, I want to speak with you about something important. I’d like to
make a suggestion.’
Jyuri’s voice had suddenly shifted. She cleared her throat with a cough.
‘I’ve spoken with Tao about this, but…how about having Yukimiya Shiori
temporarily stay at our home?’
“Huh? W, what?”
‘As you’ve said, this mansion is Renie’s home. Furthermore, it’s a long
distance away from the Kobayashi household, taking thirty minutes to get
here by car…so if an emergency occurs and we need help, you may not be
able to make it in time.’
“Okay…”
‘There’s one more thing. Tao still hasn’t regained her full strength. I think
that’s because she has just woken up and Yukimiya’s only been her vessel for
six months.’
“Uh, okay…”
That’s why Shima and Saihiru attacked her last night. It takes around a year
for an “Evil Spirit” to become fully accustomed to a new vessel. It might be
dangerous to overestimate Tao’s capabilities.
‘If she’s in the Kobayashi house, she’ll be in our territory. We can allocate
personnel to both guarding Yukimiya and searching for Renie. We could also
respond quickly to attacks.’
That’s certainly true. She has a point, but…there’s one big problem.
Having Yukimiya stay over means that she’ll know about the three princesses
living with me.
“That’s right. If Yukimiya knows that, the shock might keep her in bed for a
while.”
“…What?”
‘I peeked at the diary they used not too long ago…and Tao wrote a lot. She
wrote about us living in the Kobayashi house. She even included a cute
drawing.’
She wrote that!? Furthermore, she drew it!? She told her about this top-secret
matter!?
‘Sure enough, it was a big shock and now she’s lying in her bed.’
“Then she’s not sleeping because of fatigue! This information’s the reason
why she’s sleeping!”
I made a mistake. I should have told Tao to keep quiet about this.
──As of now, Aogasaki and Kurogame know about Ryuuga being a girl.
──Yukimiya and Elmira know that the three princesses live in the Kobayashi
household.
Two of the four heroines know about one secret, and the other two know
about the other. Actually, with this, perhaps it’ll be easier to keep track of
things now.
I made up my mind, approved of Jyuri’s proposal, and hung up. Though, not
before I heard Tao say “Hurray, sleepover,” without a hint of repentance.
…When I returned to class with a dejected mood, I found that Ryuuga and
Elmira were already there.
While the vampire was sleeping despite everything that happened, several
girls surrounded Ryuuga, each putting a headband on her.
“With those slim proportions, won’t guests really think you’re a woman?”
Ryuuga scratched her cheek with a strained smile while the girls giggled
amongst themselves.
Hey, don’t toy with her for your own amusement. And Agito, don’t try to
secretly take pictures of Ryuuga while she has a headband on.
There was still about a minute until the bell, so I forcefully broke through the
circle of girls. At times like these, it’s my job to cover for Ryuuga.
“Ew, gross!”
“You’re plain!”
“You stink!”
The girls simultaneously unleashed words of abuse. Why did they say I stink?
This has nothing to do with smell.
School had ended. On the way home, I was together with Ryuuga and Elmira
until we parted ways like usual.
I didn’t feel like going home and so I decided to sit around on the park’s
bench and distract myself.
It was only four o’clock, so there was some time until dinner. Dinner at the
Kobayashi household basically takes place at seven o’clock.
Normally, I would take a bath after that, and then spend time in the living
room, but…I wouldn’t do that today. I have a guest coming.
(I think Jyuri said that she would bring Yukimiya with her home at around
eight.)
That’s right. Starting from today, there will be another resident of the
Kobayashi house. No wait, that would actually be two residents. There’s also
Tao.
(At this rate, it’s possible that Aogasaki and Kurogame will begin living at
my house as well…what kind of friend character has that happen to them?
Seriously, who?)
Did he just get out of bed? He didn’t even wake up at all when I was at
Agito’s apartment…
Listening carefully, I could definitely hear some snoring. If that’s the case,
then dinner’s going to be over by the time he’s up.
As part of our house rules, those who don’t come to the dining table by seven
shouldn’t expect to have dinner. It’s a rule that everyone starts eating
together.
(That reminds me, you met Qiongqi, right Boss? How did it go?)
“We have a week-long cease-fire until the school festival ends. Also,
Yukimiya and Tao will be staying at our place for a while.”
(More roommates? Even though we just got rid of Elmira and Shizuma?)
“Now that I think about it, this means that three ‘Evil Spirits’ will be living
together…perhaps my home is more wicked than Agito’s apartment.”
What’s worse is that one of the heroines of the four gods will be there too.
Friend and foe will live together under one roof.
(It seems a lot happened while I was asleep. As usual, you love working
behind the scenes, Boss.)
“Behind the scenes…? Hey Tie, do you actually think that I’m an egotist?”
“Is that something an ‘Evil Spirit’ would say?! Once in a while, you should at
least listen to your host’s worries or show some compassion!”
A familiar voice came from beside me and a tall, ponytailed girl approached
while wearing her school uniform.
“A, Aogasaki?”
Sure enough, it was the successor of the “Azure Dragon,” the “Swordswoman
of the Beheading Dance.”
As usual, she carried her wooden sword and walked towards me with a
gallant stride. My eyes unintentionally glanced at her well-proportioned legs,
covered by black stockings that went up to her skirt.
“You’re making a lot of noise for someone who’s alone. Well, I don’t dislike
cheerful guys though…this seat’s free, right?”
…I feel like she’s awfully close. Similar to that time Ryuuga sat on the bench
with me, the distance between us was like the distance between a hostess and
company president. I’ve never been to those kinds of establishments though.
“I’m still inexperienced. I need to follow Ryu’s example and remain calm.”
After finding out that Ryuuga’s a girl and subsequently revealing her fashion
hobby, the two quickly grew close. To the point that they stay over at each
other’s homes and take baths together.
She’s probably realized it yesterday at the bowling alley. Agito was blatantly
hitting on Ryuuga, fully confident about her identity as a girl. However…
It seems Ryuuga had the same idea. She turned towards the one she calls
“Rei” in private.
“Yeah. Though when I first heard about it…I thought that if Ryuu had a
boyfriend, perhaps I could have you all to myself. It’s quite unfortunate.”
Aogasaki folded her arms while placing her hand on her chin. She often
makes that pose. It’s probably by force of habit, but it sure looks cool.
“Well, it seems that two months ago…ten students at the Hakubou Private
“They were extremely exhausted and even when they woke up, they were in
a state of confusion. Even now, they’re still absent from school…and they
were all members of the dubious ‘Occult Research Society’ club.”
Something definitely smells strange here. Perhaps the incident didn’t appear
in the newspapers for fear of creating a scandal surrounding the prestigious
Hakubou Private.
“……”
I didn’t think that “Shota Evil Spirit” would use Agito to create an incident.
It’s unclear how much of that story is true, but if they plan on doing the same
thing at Oumei High School, then we need to stop them. Though at the
moment, they haven’t shown any suspicious behavior towards Ryuuga…
(Like Renie, I can’t keep Agito’s identity a secret forever. However, I need to
do something about Tao’s case before I can officially reveal their true
natures…)
By the way, listening closely, I could hear two people snoring now. It seems
Taotie went back to bed. He might miss out on eating that Hamburg steak.
“I hope this is just a needless fear, but it’s definitely fishy that he transferred
schools at that exact time. Tenryouin Agito might be a man hiding some
“I, I agree.”
“Though currently, it’s all just speculation. Everyone’s worried about Shiori
right now. For the time being, I’ll hold back on telling this matter to anyone
else. It probably won’t be too late to tell Ryuu and the others after we know
about Shiori’s condition.”
“What is it?”
“Kurogame?”
What did that tortoise do? Does she still want to beat up the three princesses?
“Rina calls you ‘Ii,’ right? I call Ryuuga ‘Ryuu,’ but I don’t have a nickname
for you…it’s been on my mind for a while.”
“No, I don’t think there’s anything special about it, you know? That’s just
Kurogame’s friendly nature…when we first spoke to each other, she already
began calling me ‘Ii.'”
“I know that, of course. I’m not going to make a fuss over a small matter.
However, I’m a little bit jealous…”
“What?”
The “Swordswoman of the Beheading Dance,” who was stern up until now,
was strangely bashful.
I heard that Aogasaki’s recently been studying cooking. Apparently, it’s not
for a hobby, but for “bride training.”
Just thinking about where her desire for marriage came from…frightens me.
“That might get confusing. I might also have the name Kobayashi one day.”
She really does want to marry me! That makes me an adulterer for having
Yukimiya live with me!
“W, wait a minute, Aogasaki! Talking about marriage is a death flag in battle
stories──”
“Hey Sonny, don’t drag this conversation out. Just pin her down and rub her
chest. She’s waiting for you.”
Of course, Aogasaki heard that as well and immediately turned red. She hid
“Was, was…was that voice just now the ‘Evil Spirit’ Hundun’s!? That
‘Lolicon Evil Spirit’ infatuated with a middle schooler like Kyouka!?”
“Who are you calling a lolicon? Not a very polite greeting, is it, ‘Azure
Dragon’?”
Come to think of it, this is the first time the two have spoken to each other,
isn’t it? To think that it would end up like this…
“Come out, Hundun! I will beat your low-life attitude into shape!”
“The one you should be spending time with is this sonny, not me. C’mon,
you can do it in the bushes there. Do you have proper protection?”
“D, don’t joke about that! Having my first time outdoors would be a disgrace
to the Aogasaki way!”
I’d like to point out that’s not the problem, but now isn’t the time for retorts.
Aogasaki’s in a complete frenzy. She’s losing her temper.
“Even if it’s with Kobayashi, do you really think I would go that far so
easily?!”
“A sword wielder should always be ready for action at any time. An outdoors
kendo match is not a strange thing, right?”
Aogasaki stood up straight and pointed her wooden sword towards me.
“Tie snored so loudly, he woke me up. More importantly, Sonny, what’s for
dinner today?”
“You too!? Anyways, stop harassing Aogasaki! I thought your notion of love
was at the level of a grade schooler’s!”
“Only for Kyouka. This is what third-year high school grandmas get.”
I ran around the park, barely dodging her slash attacks. The tip of her wooden
sword grazed the back of my head many times.
This time, I didn’t have Ryuuga to calm down the “Swordswoman of the
Beheading Dance” like at the rooftop. Furthermore, nobody was around.
By the time I finished both dinner and my homework, it was around eight
pm. At that moment, the doorbell rang.
I closed the manga magazine I was reading in the living room and got up.
Mion, who had been sipping tea, suddenly put down her teacup on the table.
Kiki, who was lying down and watching TV, quickly got up.
…Needless to say, the visitor would be Yukimiya. Of course, these two were
also told that she would live with us.
As a result, the heron apostle cleaned the corridor ahead with a cloth while
the Hokkaido wolf apostle strangely cleaned up her monster figures.
“There’s nothing we can do. I owe Yukimiya since she healed my fracture.”
I took the two complaining girls and quickly headed towards the entrance.
(If I had to say, Yukimiya’s probably the one most reluctant about this. She’s
the one who’ll be living with a man and three other people…and two ‘Evil
Spirits’ as well…)
To prevent Yukimiya from shirking, I had the “Evil Spirits” withdraw for the
time being. I wanted to relieve at least a bit of her tension when she arrives.
Tao was the one who arrived at the entrance. It’s obvious from her tone of
voice, but even before that, from the cloth she wore around her neck.
In response, Tao said “No formalities, please,” and made a slight bow.
Perhaps she brought Yukimiya’s luggage. Judging from her dissatisfied face,
it’s probably the “Shrine Maiden of Life’s” belongings, and not Tao’s.
“Ichirou, I’m home. Yukimiya covered the taxi fare…and she’s also prepared
living expense accommodations for the meantime.”
Huh, living expenses…Yukimiya paid attention to our needs, like usual. The
“Blood-kin of Eternal Darkness” should follow her example.
I returned to the living room with Tao and decided to chat with her, but
something happened before I could.
In response to Tao’s words, the three princesses all said “Huh?” in unison.
“That’s right. I, Jyuri, would also not like to get involved with that small-
chested girl…”
…I’ve recently reached the point where I can tell Yukimiya and Tao apart
just by looking at the face. When Tao’s out, she has a somewhat “childish”
facial expression. I also feel like there are spirals on her cheeks.
“I’m tired, so I only wanted to give my greetin’. It’ll bother Shiori if I’m out
for too long.”
“……”
“Even when I’m not out, I can still hear ya’ll. So that’s that!”
Shortly after Tao raised a hand, Yukimiya suddenly had a look of surprise.
Yukimiya silently bowed while pressing her fingers onto the floor. It’s fine to
have manners, but this feels like some kind of marriage arrangement. I don’t
want to have anyone adopt the Kobayashi family name.
“Yukimiya, you don’t need to be so nervous. Just think about the rabbit hut in
your house and relax.”
“S, sure. Umm…Tao told me about last night in our diary. Hinomori and the
others rushed in to attack, and the three princesses protected her. Afterwards,
Sebastian sent me home…it was easy to understand after seeing the
drawings.”
Again with the drawings? That saves the trouble of having to explain the
situation, but I regret that she now knows about the three princesses living
here.
“Mion, Jyuri, Kiki. Thank you for what you did at the cemetery. I’ll return
the favor someday…”
“Don’t worry about it. We were taking care of Tao, not you.”
After slightly bowing to Mion once more, Yukimiya turned around and
fidgeted for some reason.
It seemed that she wanted to ask something, but was hesitant. If it’s about the
restroom, then it’s just outside the hallway, but should I be the one telling her
that?
“Um, you see…there’s something I’d like to confirm now that I’m here. Is it
alright if I ask?”
“What is it?”
“I heard that you all have trouble with your home and were forced to live
here. Though──you have separate rooms from Kobayashi, right? You don’t
all sleep in the same room, right?”
The one who answered that question wasn’t Mion, but the blonde beauty.
“Don’t worry. We all have separate rooms. On the second floor, there are
three rooms aside from Ichirou’s, and you’re free to use them.”
Though that makes it sound like we live in a rich home, the rooms on the
second floor are all small. They’re only bigger than a storeroom. The largest
room, my room, takes up just six tatami mats.
Yukimiya’s facial expression had hints of relief. Why did that matter to her?
“Though, I do crawl into his room at night. I slip into Ichirou’s bed nearly
The king cobra apostle showed an ominous grin towards the “Shrine Maiden
of Life,” whose eyes widened. She then walked up and clung onto me. She
made a sinister face.
“W, wha…?!”
“Ichirou is terribly fierce in bed. Have you ever seen him like that?”
“G, guh…!”
“He’s especially violent with my back. Have you ever taken him for a test
ride?”
“Test ride?!”
“Swinging up and down, left and right like a rodeo machine…it’s a bit of a
shriek-inducing attraction. I call such movements the Restless Saga──”
Worried that it was an enemy attack, I quickly opened the curtains to check.
Thereupon…I found that the trees and weeds in the garden all rustled at once.
There was no wind though. It was powerful.
In addition to her healing abilities, she has a special technique called “Tree
Binding Execution” which involves manipulating vegetation. However, Tao’s
awakening temporarily disabled her abilities.
Yukimiya shouted at the same time I did. When I looked at her, I found that
she was glaring at me while her shoulders were trembling.
“The three princesses living with you is bad enough, but have you…been
engaging in inappropriate conduct with Jyuri?!”
“So you really do like large chests, don’t you?! Are you part of the major
league?!”
“I never though you’d be having intercourse with the school nurse! Even
McGwire would be shocked!”
Mark McGwire. A former hitter in the MLB. Though he was part of the
major league, I don’t know whether he likes large breasts. I don’t want to
look it up either.
“I will not allow illicit relationships! I don’t want to see such a saga!”
“I’m not talking about your chest! I’m saying that your supernatural abilities
are…ack!”
“Hey Jyuri, don’t overdo it. Can’t you see he’s bleeding?”
“Jyuri doesn’t like the butler Renie either. She’s the Yukimiya Group’s
natural enemy.”
“I, I’m sorry, Kobayashi. I didn’t know it was a joke. I fell for the snake
woman’s cunning trick…is your nosebleed alright?”
The “Shrine Maiden of Life” gave an apology while gently holding her palm
over my nose.
She made quick use of the healing abilities she regained. All for this.
Starting over from the beginning, everyone sat around the table.
With Yukimiya’s permission, I also had Taotie and Hundun appear. The
upper bodies of the two “Evil Spirits” manifested and Yukimiya greeted them
while perplexed.
“Nonsense…and Hundun, I believe this is, more or less, our first time
meeting, right?”
“Yeah. We only battled once at the riverbank. This is my usual form. Unlike
Tie, I can’t move around freely.”
Come to think of it, this is the first time Hundun and Yukimiya have
interacted, isn’t it? I really hope he won’t be as crude as he was with
Aogasaki. Yukimiya will be living here for some time, after all.
I need to tell everyone that the “plan to convert Tao through depleting her
power” won’t work, something I realized during lunch.
With a sad face, I told everyone that…Ryuuga’s team and Tao couldn’t fight.
“What do you mean, Sonny? You’re saying that you didn’t want to seal
Tao?”
There was someone who already knew about the flaw in the plan. It was
Hundun.
“That’s right. When an ‘Evil Spirit’ exhausts their power, they will steal their
vessel’s life force. In order to prevent that, they’ll have to fall asleep. Even an
idiot could understand that.”
“I thought that your goal of having Hinomori’s team fight Tao was to seal
her. I’m afraid that you’ve overlooked something very important.”
I can’t refute that either. Now that I think about it, Hundun put the life of
Kyouka, the one he’s infatuated with, at risk. I suppose it’s only natural that
he would be aware of this matter.
“Isn’t it fine, Sonny? You’ve already reconciled with Tao, right? Even if you
put her to sleep, it shouldn’t be a problem for──”
She was in her school uniform when she arrived, but she’s now changed into
some loungewear. She wore a light tunic and leggings, a surprisingly casual
outfit.
“As long as she wants to reconcile with humans, there’s no need for it. I want
Tao to know more about the human world. I want her to become fond of
humans.”
Seeing the “Shrine Maiden of Life’s” sincerity, Hundun scratched his head.
No matter how often I see him, he still looks like a bandit.
“Hey, ‘White Tiger.’ There’s no reason to support Tao that much, is there?
You’ve only become acquaintances after yesterday’s video messages.”
“Time doesn’t matter. I’ve already written with Tao several tens of times.
This is what I’ve decided on during our exchanges. Isn’t labeling her as an
‘Evil Spirit’──a mistake?”
When asked that question by an “Evil Spirit,” Yukimiya faltered and said
“Umm…” She contemplated, organizing her feelings before soon speaking
hesitantly.
“If I’m being honest, Tao feels like…a younger sister to me, I suppose.”
Next to me, Taotie was the same as well. Furthermore, Mion, Jyuri, and Kiki
had the same reaction.
“Since I’m an only child, I always wanted a sibling. Tao is honest and cute.
It’s like I became an older sister somehow…”
“But those are my honest feelings. That’s why I want to ‘convert’ Tao. I want
us to speak face-to-face without relying on writing.”
“……”
“I’m thinking about eventually asking my parents to have Tao adopted into
the Yukimiya family.”
After soothing the three princesses by saying “Now, now,” and soothing
Taotie by saying “Please consider the offer,” I turned towards Yukimiya.
In any case, I have no choice but to leave Tao to Yukimiya. Pushing her to
Kyouka would be reckless and Hundun probably wouldn’t approve of it.
…If she’s that attached to Tao, then I will respect her feelings.
(In the meantime, our immediate enemies are Qiongqi and Agito, right…?
Once the school festival’s over, it seems that we’ll rush into part three.)
Yukimiya suddenly straightened her posture again. Her face was more
serious than ever.
I thought that he was pouting about being put up for adoption, but I
immediately found that he was reading the manga magazine I set down
earlier. It seems that he’s quickly gotten tired of this meeting.
“Even Tao’s angry at his recent actions. That being the case, to us three
princesses, Renie is a target to purge…there’s no room for discussion.”
“Renie said it himself, didn’t he? ‘It will be difficult for me to continue as
Sebastian,’ and ‘For my lord’s sake, I’m willing to use you and perhaps even
eliminate you,’ were his words. Come to your senses, Yukimiya. He betrayed
you.”
“Sebastian and I have been together for seventeen years! He’s like a part of
the family! He can’t become our enemy that simply…”
At one point, even I thought that Renie didn’t abandon his identity as
“Sebastian.”
However, I’m not sure right now. I can’t say with certainty that…he still
cares about Yukimiya.
Seeing that Yukimiya had tears in her eyes, the three princesses exchanged
glances of discomfort.
Soon, Mion made a deep sigh and spoke. As always, in situations like these,
the heron girl will speak on behalf of all three princesses.
“I don’t want to say this, Yukimiya. However, your words won’t reach Renie.
He sees everyone other than Tao as an insect.”
“……”
“That applies to his brethren as well, not just humans. Perhaps that goes for
other ‘Evil Spirits’ too. He’s an apostle who values pride over anything else,
and his pride──is his loyalty towards Tao.”
“That’s why he’s distant, even among the top eight. The only one who can
talk with him is Saihiru.”
“Isn’t it fine? If Yukimiya says that she wants to speak with him, then let
her.”
Taotie suddenly broke the silence while snapping the manga magazine shut.
“Yukimiya can see firsthand whether or not talking to him will work. We can
tolerate a little bit of her self-indulgence. Don’t forget that she’s part of our
group as long as she’s in this house.”
“Taotie…”
Come to think of it, Taotie ate the entirety of Yukimiya’s grim cooking
before. Him taking her side again…really makes him seem like an adopted
sibling, doesn’t it?
“Yes?”
“There’s this video game that I want. However, I’m in a bit of a pickle since
my allowance isn’t enough to cover it. Whatever shall I do about this crisis?”
Still, since Taotie is the direct leader of the three princesses, they must follow
his orders.
“So Yukimiya, let’s get along. Though, I hope you’re okay with sleeping in
this living room.”
“We’ll try to find Renie as soon as possible and invite him to this house.
Let’s confirm his true intentions and arrange a discussion between you and
him…so please wait until then.”
“Yukimiya. Don’t forget that we are your superiors in this house. Newcomers
Already patronizing Yukimiya, Kiki sat down in front of the TV. She then
grabbed the remote control and played a recording of a TV program.
The amount of toys in her monster figure collection is already in the double
digits. Though, she doesn’t own a figure of Spectacle Man himself. As far as
Kiki’s concerned, he is the enemy.
Before long, a giant silver man appeared on the screen. Seeing that,
Yukimiya muttered to herself.
Kiki’s eyes widened as she gasped. It seems that the bobbed-haired girl
knows that for a show, sponsors are like gods.
At any rate, I didn’t know about this. Who knew that the Yukimiya Group
was sponsoring Spectacle Man…?
“That reminds of me, the other day, I got a figure that’s not for sale. If I
remember correctly, it was of the lightning monster Pikarubol…”
“If you’d like to, you can have it. It’ll be something to show my appreciation
for last night.”
Seeing Kiki immediately change attitudes, Hundun once again retorted with
“That was quick. She already revealed her true motives.” It’s shameful to
think that they only care about money.
“Mion! Make tea for Superior Yukimiya! Bring some rice crackers too!”
“Chores?”
Before I knew it, Jyuri also covered the “Shrine of Maiden of Life’s” mouth.
…Come to think of it, she ate Yukimiya’s rolled egg before, didn’t she?
It was the next day. That strangely long Monday was over, but it’s only
Tuesday. The week has still just begun.
Yukimiya and I left the house a bit early and made sure to enter school
separately.
Although I say separately, I was just walking about twenty meters behind
Yukimiya. I can’t afford to take my eyes off her. It’s my duty to be her escort
on the way to school.
(If what Renie said is true, then he currently has no subordinates. That means
he’ll show up himself. So come out. Face us, you aging, combed-haired
butler!)
How unfortunate. If Renie’s just lazing around, then that means Yukimiya
will be living at my house for that much longer.
(It’s also a bad idea to keep Sebastian’s true identity a secret from Ryuga and
the others for too long. We need to quickly find that spider apostle’s true
motives and figure out whether to defeat him or not…)
While pondering to myself, I entered the school a little later than Yukimiya.
Instead of heading to a classroom, I headed straight towards the school
infirmary.
Hebizuka was once again absent today. The three princesses were tasked with
searching for Renie.
(At this rate, Jyuri’s turning into a salary thief…but I’ll leave that aside for
Ryuuga’s eyes glinted with joy. I couldn’t say “I know. I followed her from
my home,” to them, so I also made my eyes glint as well and said “Oh,
Yukimiya!”
“Shiori, I’m relieved that you seem better than I thought, but is your health
okay?”
“Yes, Rei. My supernatural abilities also came back last night. I can
participate in battles again.”
“Haha. It’s a bit embarrassing for you to be the one telling me that, Elmira.”
“More importantly, Shio! What’s going on with the ‘Evil Spirit’ Taowu? I
need to beat her out of you!”
“C, calm down, Rina. I’ve gathered everyone here to talk about Taowu.”
At the end of our long discussion last night, Yukimiya and I decided that for
now, we should establish Tao as “a neutral ‘Evil Spirit’ whose alliance is
unknown.”
It’s pretty much decided that Qiongqi is the final boss of part three. That
being the case, I want Ryuuga and the others to have that same frame of
mind. I also need them to acknowledge that Yukimiya’s back on the team.
The important thing is for them to realize that they should defeat Qiongqi
first. We’re going to convey that right now.
With those inviting words, Yukimiya took out a letter from her pocket.
Taking the letter, Ryuuga read its contents while seeming confused.
The heroines and I got closer to read it as well…Of course, I already knew
what was written. After all, I was the one who wrote the draft for it.
‘I have an announcement for Hinomori Ryuuga and the four gods. I, Taowu,
am the strongest ‘Evil Spirit’ of the four fiends.’
When I wrote that, Taotie and Hundun both exclaimed “I’m the strongest
one!” and dismissed it. It’s important to bluff.
‘It’s likely that you will challenge me as well in the future. I am willing to
humor you, but…before that, I must tell you something. It’s for this reason
that I am writing as of now.’
Ryuuga and the others all raised an eyebrow at the same time. Good, they’re
invested in it.
These straight lines in text are often an important part of light novels, but…I
just realized that using them too frequently actually makes a sentence harder
to read.
‘Since ancient times, I have threatened the human world numerous times and
faced your ancestors. And each time, I lost. Though we may be enemies, I
must commend…the power of the ‘Yellow Dragon’ and the four gods.’
It seems that it was a bad idea to focus on writing eloquently when I’m pretty
bad at writing. I hate my narrow vocabulary.
Did I really use “commend you” three times? No way, I used it that much?
(I should’ve revised it first…I was hoping that Yukimiya would point out any
mistakes…)
It seems that they didn’t even care about the sentence ending with an em dash
at that point. At least they got the message. I hate writing Japanese.
‘Until then, I will return Yukimiya Shiori to you. Do not damage my vessel.
Fu shuru shuru…’
The letter ended there. It seems that everyone made it to the end without any
problems.
While everyone was rereading the letter, Aogasaki asked Ryuuga a question.
“Ryuuga, what do you think? Do you think that the ‘Evil Spirit’ Taowu’s
words are worthy of trust?”
At that moment, Yukimiya and Elmira made eye contact and whispered to
each other. Of course, Yukimiya knew about the vampire being our
accomplice.
I quickly replied to her. I wanted to end it on an eerie note since it’s being
written by an “Evil Spirit” who could be either friend or foe.
“That’s comical, writing down a laugh in a letter. What kind of face does
someone make when saying ‘Fu shuru shuru’?”
Is it too strange? Tao complained with “I don’t laugh like that! You’re
makin’ a lie about me!” when she saw that, but I went with it anyways.
…The room was silent once again. Before I knew it, I could hear the sounds
of voices and footsteps coming from students outside. It seems that it’s
almost time for class.
“Everyone, it’s strange that I’m a vessel, but…perhaps it’s for this reason
that…I think this letter represents Taowu’s true feelings.”
“If Taowu is willing to step away from the human world──could it be that
the three princesses already knew that? Couldn’t that be why they protected
Taowu at the cemetery the other day?”
“……”
Of course, it was Yukimiya who said that. She smoothly said the lines I gave
her without needing any cue cards. She spoke as if they were her own words,
“I’d like to ask you all again. Could you leave Taowu to me? Under the title
of the ‘Shrine of Maiden Life,’ I will definitely ‘convert’ Taowu. In any case,
if I can get Taowu under my control…she won’t be a threat to humanity.”
Waiting until the end of her statement, I then shouted “Alright, now! Go!” in
my mind.
At once, Taotie’s and Hundun’s upper halves manifested from my back, and
backed Yukimiya with the lines I gave them.
“She’s always been a pretty gentle one among the four fiends. Couldn’t she
be tired of fighting with humans?”
“I, I agree.”
“Either way, I’m in favor of pummeling Qiongqi first. Right now, the ‘Evil
Spirit’ with clear malicious intent towards humanity is under the radar.”
“I, I agree.”
Saying what they needed to say, the two “Evil Spirits” immediately
withdrew.
Taotie’s acting was terrible. Perhaps it was a good idea to give Hundun most
of the lines.
(Leave me alone! Damn it, I finally get to be in front of Ryuuga, but I can’t
even treat her as a girl since Yukimiya and Elmira are there…)
“Taowu not attacking, and the three princesses defending her…if you think
about these two things, it makes sense.”
“T, that’s right. I don’t think that the three princesses are hostile towards us.
Otherwise, they would make Shizuma, who wishes for coexistence with
humans, sad.”
With Elmira’s lines, the “Kobayashi Family Troupe” concluded their script.
“Shizuma’s the child you sheltered, right Elle? I’m surprised, I didn’t think
that a vampire and apostle could have a child.”
Upon looking, I found that Yukimiya and Elmira were making the same pose.
Of course, Aogasaki and the tortoise nodded their heads without any
objections. I’m sure that they trust Ryuuga more than Taowu. They are the
sword and shield of Hinomori Ryuuga.
There was a lot of fumbling, but there’s no going back anymore. As soon as
the school festival is over, that “Shota Evil Spirit” will face judgement. Well,
from Ryuuga and the others, that is.
I still have a lot of worries about part four, Tao’s arc, but…I’ll cross that
bridge when I get there. Putting off problems until later is my specialty.
Momentum is important in a story.
Their faces were full of energy, confirming that their worries about Yukimiya
and their doubts about the three princesses were gone.
“It seems we’re getting closer to the end. If we can defeat the ‘Evil Spirit’
Qiongqi…”
Indeed, that seems to be the case. Reconciling with Qiongqi will be difficult,
but with enough effort, it could be possible. As long as we have the power of
the protagonist, Ryuuga, there is hope.
(If it works out, the battle against the ‘Apostles of Hell’ will be completely
over. Ryuga’s story…will reach its finale.)
I suddenly felt a touch of loneliness, but there’s not much I can do about that.
The story must come to an end at some point. It’s better than leaving it
incomplete.
Well, there’s a lot I need to do before that. I need to settle the flags I have
with the main characters and I also want to help Shizuma, who’s currently in
the spirit world.
While I was pondering about such things, Yukimiya suddenly clapped and
smiled at Aogasaki.
“I’m fine. As you can see, I’m in good shape. This is your last school festival,
right Rei?”
Aogasaki seemed unsure and looked at everyone else for their opinions.
…Come to think of it, I believe Yukimiya said that there was a reason why
she didn’t want to miss school. “If I don’t go, I’ll bother everyone, especially
Rei,” was what she said.
I completely forgot to ask about that. I was wondering what that was about.
When I asked, Ryuuga scratched her head and made a bitter smile.
“Well, I didn’t tell you about this, but we’ve all been planning this for a
while. We wanted to make some memories while everyone’s still here at
Oumei High School.”
“……”
It was a place bands would rent out when practicing, equipped with
microphones, amplifiers, drum sets, and other such things. Anyone can make
a reservation and it costs 2,000 yen per hour.
…That’s right. The “practice” Ryuuga and the others were referring to was a
band performance.
“Everyone, thank you for listening to my wish. Though, is this really alright?
All of you are preparing for your own classes and the fight against Qiongqi is
also approaching…”
It seems that this all started when Aogasaki mentioned that she wanted to try
playing as a band just once.
Her passion grew to the point that she started playing the guitar herself and
wanted to perform with her friends at some point. Then, everyone
(I never would’ve thought that Ryuga and the others would make these kinds
of plans behind the scenes…)
Hearing it left a bit of an impression on me. Isn’t a band with the main
characters a great opportunity? Or rather, why didn’t I think of that?
A live performance with the heroes. This is what we need for the school
festival episode.
I heard that for anime, in a sense, people have more fun with these kinds of
scenes than with battle scenes. I also heard that when the song in the episode
releases, it sells pretty well. They can also gain new fans by showing a
different kind of charm.
Above all, I’m glad that they voluntarily crafted this kind of plan.
It’s like they, too, know how to do things. They know how to respond to
needs.
(No doubt, this will probably be the biggest highlight of the school festival
episode. Leave the hype-generating to me! I, Kobayashi Ichirou, am
unparalleled at making things exciting!)
What a foolish decision. What kind of protagonist gets assigned to the rhythm
section?
(You all nearly got it right, but why did you shove Ryuuga to the sideline?!
Use your heads!)
“Um, is it really okay for me to do this…? I’ve studied the violin, but I’m not
confident in my singing ability…”
Indeed, I’ve heard that Yukimiya won several awards in violin competitions.
However, this is a hard rock performance. A violin wouldn’t be appropriate.
(I’d like the vocalist to change from ‘SHIORI’ to ‘RYU-GA,’ but there’s not
much time until the actual performance…I guess there’s no choice but to go
with this formation.)
I’ll compromise by letting her be the center of attention. I trust that Ryuuga
will have enough of a presence by being part of the chorus.
Aogasaki, finishing her tuning, lightly strummed a guitar. It was pretty good.
“I’ll take care of the keyboard. Vampires tend to like pipe organs…and I’m
quite experienced with a keyboard.”
Elmira set up her music sheets and tested her instrument. It seems that there’s
no problem with her role either.
“If you’d like to, do you want to participate as well? How about the
tambourine?”
“N, no, I’m fine, Ryuga. Adding a new member at this point will ruin the
coordination.”
“Even so, I still can’t. There’s a lot of factors to consider. A falling out
between band members, desires to work solo..”
“If you do want to participate, just tell us, even if it’s on the day of the
performance. Now then, everyone, how about we go through it from the top
for now?”
…I should have expected this, but they’re better than I thought. Furthermore,
each time they start over, they get closer to perfection.
Aogasaki’s guitar was precise, strong, and had some edge to it.
Elmira’s keyboard was elegant, refined, and added brilliance to the hard
melody.
Ryuuga’s bass was simple yet fine-tuned, building a solid foundation for the
song.
(This isn’t even in the realm of a hobby. It’s shame that this will end after the
school festival.)
If I had to give some criticism, I suppose I’d say that everyone doing their
best to perform results in little tolerance for errors. Also, the vocalist,
Yukimiya, sometimes sings off-pitch.
Her singing voice is clear and beautiful, but she can’t seem to follow the
melody well. It’s likely that as a rich daughter, Yukimiya isn’t familiar with
hard rock.
(Though, boys and girls will probably go crazy just from hearing the school’s
idol sing. I’d like there to be a full version of this performance for the disc
releases as a bonus.)
I should prepare glow sticks for that day. While thinking about the need for
shouting…the five already ended their performance.
“Phew…it’s about time. How about we end this for today? Pretty good for
our first rehearsal, right?”
“Yeah. I’m honestly surprised. I didn’t think everyone would be this skilled.”
“Still, why are we choosing this intense song? Is this what you like, Rei?”
“This is definitely a song from the band ‘Aloe Nuris,’ right? I thought you
would choose a traditional song, Rei!”
Aogasaki panicked and claimed “I, I thought it would be a suitable song for
the school festival.”
Ryuuga and I nonchalantly exchanged glances and both slightly shrugged our
shoulders. The “Swordswoman of the Beheading Dance” being a fanatic
about foreign music is something only we know.
“The biggest problem is my skill as a singer…I need more practice before the
day.”
She has to ‘convert’ Tao, needs to deal with Renie, lives in the Kobayashi
house, and now she needs to figure out her role as a vocalist.
That night, everyone finished dinner and relaxed in the living room.
Again and again, she softly sung the parts she got wrong at the studio. I think
she’s passable, so she doesn’t really need to worry that much…
Thereupon, Mion, who was listening to the singing for some reason, sipped
tea while pointing out a mistake.
“I suppose so. It’s a famous song that became the theme song of a movie.
That part is supposed to go la la la~.”
“La, la la la~.”
…I’m not sure why, but Mion began to lecture her. Honestly, the heron girl is
quite caring.
“What if you stand up and sing, just like you would during the real
performance?”
With the three princesses and me as the audience, the “Shrine Maiden of
Life” said “Since you’re already here, please listen to my practicing,” and
sung a cappella.
She sounded a bit nervous, but the actual performance is going to have an
audiences dozens of times larger than right now. It’s not a bad idea to let her
get used to it ahead of time.
She corrected her singing each time Mion pointed out a flaw.
“Yeah, you’ve gotten a lot better, haven’t you? You don’t have to mimic the
original vocals too much. Let out your own individuality.”
“Okay.”
“When you need a beverage, drink tea. Catechin is good for the throat.”
“Okay. Thank you very much for your guidance and encouragement.”
Come to think of it, I heard that the three princesses held a concert in the
spirit world…I’ve heard their singing voices during karaoke, and they’re
indeed good. It’s fortunate that such people experienced with performances
were nearby.
I was thinking that this was a good spot to end today’s lesson.
“Superior Yukimiya. I’ve noticed this whole time, but you can’t stand
upright. Songs aren’t just about your voice, but also expressing your body.
Try some improvisation.”
She spun around and tapped the floor with her toes…it didn’t match the rock
music, but it was pretty cute. She was just like an idol.
“Not like that, Yukimiya. You need to shake your hips more erotically. You
have no chest, so you’ll need to stimulate with your rear.”
Thereupon, her face suddenly went blank. I felt as though spirals appeared on
her cheeks.
Saying that, the “Shrine Maiden of Life” suddenly started a Bon Odori. Or
rather, it was Tao that did it. The “Evil Spirit” who, at the moment, is
established as a neutral figure.TLNBon Odori is a style of dancing performed
during Obon, a festival that lasts for three days.
Right when I was desperately about to stop this foolish act unbefitting of the
righteous, pure heroine…
“Ready to lose?! I’m the top dancer among the ‘Evil Spirits’!”
I couldn’t handle this myself, so I turned towards the three princesses for
help.
However, Mion left to the kitchen to wash the dishes. Jyuri was reading a
magazine. Kiki was watching a recording of Spectacle Man.
It’s been four days since Yukimiya came to the house. It’s Thursday, only
three days away from the school festival.
Unfortunately, Renie still hasn’t shown up. Due to that, preparations for the
school festival have been proceeding steadily.
While watching out for Qiongqi, Ryuuga and the others were having some
busy days, preparing their classes’ attractions at school and going to the
studio after school.
While I was preparing glow sticks, happi coats, and other items for the stage
performance, I also continued searching for Renie during my free time each
day. Of course, I didn’t spare any cooperation with the class.
Ignoring the matters of Tao and the three princesses, he’s the only problem
remaining before part three, the Qiongqi arc, can start.
I want to know whether or not he’s nearby Qiongqi. It’s for Yukimiya’s sake,
too. It’s also for the story’s sake.
(Once the school festival ends, the Qiongqi arc will start. Before that
happens, I need to find Renie and confirm what his position is…)
I spent my lunch break while feeling frustrated, and soon the afternoon class
began.
Ordered by the class, I ended up having to leave the school and head to a
supermarket. They asked me to buy ingredients like coffee beans and sugar,
along with supplies like napkins and paper plates.
Ryuuga, who shrewdly requested to come with me, walked with me to the
supermarket. She also wanted to take a breather from the chaos and return to
being a girl, even for just a moment.
“Yeah, I did just a while back. Right now, Tenryouin’s trying them on. As I
thought, it disgusted me.”
“I also tried them on, but even I was disgusted at myself…I think it would’ve
been better to have the girls be maids, like usual…”
“What~, you were cute, Ichirou. Wouldn’t you look good even in a bunny
girl outfit? Do you want to try one on at my house? You’ll be bunny boy
though.”
…Agito and I haven’t talked much since that one time. I asked “Is Renie in
your apartment building?” once.
It seems that the spider apostle came to see Qiongqi twice, but he’s still
obsessive about being “Tao’s close associate.” Well, who knows if I should
trust Agito’s information.
(Come to think of it, Agito doesn’t know about Ryuga and the others doing a
band, right?)
If he hears about it, he might try to jump in and participate. There’s a risk
him doing a bass duo with Ryuuga.
From the moment we walked together, I felt as if she was a little more
mature. Or rather, she feels very womanly…can she hide her identity as a girl
until graduation?
“Shiori’s attending school every day and she seems to be in perfect shape. I
hope nothing happens until the school festival though.”
Apparently, boys and girls are divided into groups of six people for a “make-
believe matchmaking.” In the end, people nominate who they like, and if the
feelings are mutual, they form an official couple. It’s all just a game though.
“If I remember correctly, Rina’s class E is doing a haunted house. Rei’s class
A is doing some kind of hero show. They even made a part of the schoolyard
their stage.”
“Huh. As I thought, the third year students are doing something different.”
A matchmaking game, a haunted house, and a hero show? Taking the band
performance into account, it seems that everyone has their hands busy with
the school festival.
Leaving the supplies to Ryuuga, I headed towards the food section. I went to
get coffee beans first, and for a brief while, compared the prices and volumes
of the products, until…
No way.
Behind me, I heard a deep voice greet me. It came from the aging butler, the
very person I’ve been searching for.
“R, Renie?”
I turned around in a hurry, and sure enough, there stood Sebastian wearing a
tailcoat.
With his usual polite mannerisms, he courteously bowed. As always, his hair
was solidified with pomade and his moustache was carefully tended to.
“Where have you been this whole time?! Why did you reveal Yukimiya’s
true identity?! Why have you been contacting Qiongqi without telling
anyone?! Why are you wearing a formal dress despite being off duty?!”
“Please calm down. We shouldn’t stand around while talking, so why don’t
we take this outside?”
Anyhow, it’s fortunate that we met. I can ask him about his position now. I’ll
also get him to speak with Yukimiya.
I responded to Renie with “Alright,” and we both headed towards the exit.
A girl approached us from the side while saying that. At first, I was alarmed,
thinking it was Ryuuga, but it was the phony schoolgirl wearing a sailor suit.
“I was buying ingredients for dinner, you know? I saw Hinomori Ryuuga just
over there and fled here. It’ll be troublesome if she spots me…thanks to a
certain someone.”
With a sharp tone of voice, the heron apostle glared at the orb-weaving spider
Ignoring the fact that he just met a fellowman he didn’t see for hundreds of
years, Renie turned around.
When I was about to quickly follow him, Mion suddenly grabbed my sleeve
and held me back.
“Wait, Ichirou.”
“W, what? If we pass up this chance, who knows when we’ll see Renie
again?”
“Not that, leave the coffee beans behind. You didn’t purchase them yet, did
you?”
Mion and I faced Renie, who had been waiting for us earlier.
There’s not much time to spare. Ryuuga will probably finish buying supplies
in the span of five minutes.
In this situation, I only need to ask the important things. Namely, what is
Renie’s true motive, and what side is he on? As for the rest, I can ask when I
invite him to my house. Yukimiya will be there as well.
“Kobayashi. First of all, I apologize for the incident at the graveyard the other
day.”
“The weak do what they must As I’ve said before, I am currently Taowu’s
only subordinate. It would not be wise to make an enemy of Qiongqi right
now.”
“In that case, why can’t you ally with us? Tao is much safer that way, and it’s
also what she wants──”
“You mean to throw away my pride as an ‘Apostle of Hell’ and ally with the
ones who’ve sided with humanity?”
“Certainly, it would be reasonable to ally with you and defeat Qiongqi. After
all, you have two ‘Evil Spirits’ on your side…Hundun and Taotie.”
“……”
“So, who should my lord side with right now? The ally of humanity,
Kobayashi? Or, the enemy of humanity, Tenryouin Agito?”
A conversation I had with him immediately came to mind. The spider butler
gave me a specific answer when I asked “Do you oppose coexisting with
humans?”
It seems that those words were more deeply rooted in Renie’s heart than I
thought.
So, he chose to stick with his pride as an apostle. Against Tao’s wishes, he
decided to make himself an enemy character.
Mion, who had been silent until now, suddenly took a step forward. Bloodlust
filled her voice.
That’s not good. If a battle starts here, Ryuuga will rush out of the store.
Even if Renie ends up being an enemy, I need to have him speak with
Yukimiya.
If he leaves the stage without that happening, Yukimiya’s episode will be left
incomplete. It would be absurd to tell her “Sorry, Renie was an enemy, so we
purged him.”
“Settle down, Mion. I don’t want to end things with Renie here.”
“It’ll be alright. I won’t lose. I’ll win and have you fall in love with me all
over again!”
“Stop exaggerating things! Not just with the battle, but also with me!”
…Did I hear that wrong? I have a feeling that just now, Renie said something
outrageous. Did he make a sexual insult, something unbecoming of him?
“I am not a maiden. I’ve had experience with many people after coming
here.”
“Then let’s test it out. Let’s see how long you can last.”
I need some clarification. They’re talking about battles, right? This isn’t
about dating, right?
“You and I have had completely different experiences. One dealt with
humans, the other with apostles.”
“Oh? Then, are you going to do it to me? Or will you back out?”
“It doesn’t matter what you say, I’ve made my choice. Let your body
experience…my special move.”
Wait a minute! Don’t lay a hand on the middle daughter of the household! No
special move!
Right before I could retort, Renie shrugged his shoulders and smiled
sarcastically.
So that’s what they meant? In other words, Renie won’t harm peaceful
humans. He only deals with professional killers. It’s fortunate that his pride
results in such a policy.
…I noticed a colorful ring on his right index finger. It was a toy ring made of
beads, unusual for the butler of a large company. Well, now’s not the time to
worry about that.
“Calm down, Mion! I understand how much experience you have now!”
“What is it?”
“That is not necessary. Since Shiori is living in your house, that means she
has no intention of giving up her identity as the successor of the ‘White
Tiger.’ Unfortunately──she’s not qualified for being my lord’s vessel.”
“Is there anyone who even understands Tao to the degree that Yukimiya
does?! You’ve also spent seventeen years with Yukimiya──”
“It’s all for my lord. For the sake of making Taowu the champion among the
four fiends.”
“Thanked?”
──I truly thank you for treating the young lady with kindness.──
──After entering Oumei High School, the young lady has become quite
lively.──
“Yukimiya and Tao are getting closer. They even talked about having Tao be
a foster daughter, you know? Is your pride as an apostle more important?”
“That is my raison d’être. I’ll fight for Taowu and lead her to eventual
victory, even if it means turning back on my lord.”
“Give up. The winner of this battle won’t be any of the ‘Evil Spirits.’ It’ll be
Hinomori Ryuuga.”
“You mean that you’ll assassinate Hinomori Ryuuga in her sleep and become
the ultimate victor?”
“No! No way!”
When I was about to prepare for war, Mion was the one calming me down
this time. She scolded me by saying “Can’t you let him finish?”
“The most terrifying thing about you is that you have complete control over
Taotie and Hundun. Of course, both ‘Evil Spirits’ are threats, but Taotie is
the one to be cautious of.”
Well, I suppose he has a point. While Hundun has only recovered thirty to
forty percent of his strength, Taotie is at full power. In fact, he’s so energetic
that it’s a problem.
“He buys sweets at the convenience store each day, and he’s engrossed with
playing video games until late at night…hearing that relieved me. I’m glad
that he’s not my lord.”
“Don’t disrespect the ‘Evil Spirit’ of another home! You’re not that kind of
character!”
“The other day, I saw Taotie playing card games with children at a park.
When I saw that, it made me want to cry.”
“I’m the one who wants to cry! Those people definitely thought that was
me!”
There’s more I wanted to say to him, but I’m already out of time. Ryuuga’s
(This was an important conversation with Renie, and yet we spent a needless
amount of time talking about Tie…)
Agito and Renie…is it my fault that the enemy characters are becoming more
comical?
‘Everyone, anything new? I’ve been doing fine, no particular incidents have
occurred.’
That night, we played back a video from a tiny camera connected to a TV.
“Kyaah! Shizuma!”
Immediately following, the vampire girl and Hokkaido wolf girl clung to the
TV and held hands while shouting. They were as fanatic as idol enthusiasts.
──Today’s the day of the week that Shizuma gets in touch with us from the
spirit world. During these nights, we check the safety and condition of our
beloved son who’s working hard to restore order there.
This video was taken by Hundun when he transferred to the spirit world. An
“Evil Spirit” can teleport to their home for around ten minutes.
“Shizuma’s face looks quite gallant. Also, doesn’t he seem taller than last
week?”
“He might not be an adult yet. If he turns into a stylish young man at this rate,
I might end up giving him a taste.”
“The video you took last time was blurry. I’m better with the camera.”
Behind me, the upper halves of Taotie and Hundun spoke to each other.
Among all of us, there was one person who stared at the screen from a
distance. Of course, it was Yukimiya.
…Inevitably, Elmira found out about Yukimiya living with us. Similarly,
Yukimiya found out that Elmira lived here until last month.
‘In the spirit world, there are still many who oppose my existence, but thanks
to my companions, suppressing them has been progressing smoothly. I have
some very reliable commanding officers.’
The camera shifted to reveal three apostles kneeling behind Shizuma. They
weren’t in their peculiarity forms, but their human forms.
‘It’s an honor to receive your praise. I will continue to risk my life, protecting
the young master.’
The one who said that in a bombastic manner was a one-eyed, middle-aged
man with several scars on his face. He was large and muscular enough to
compete with Saihiru, one of the top eight.
The next one to speak was someone who was total ikemen, but was also a
very playful, effeminate man who wore eye shadow and makeup.
Finally, the one who spoke while smoking a pipe was a laid-back, college
student-looking guy with messy hair and a bandana over his head.
…Oddly, each of them were the three princesses’ right-hand men and number
2 in their respective armies. They were a gang of reliable monsters with
strength close to those of generals.
“Do your best, Gaigo. Someday, I’ll reward you by stepping on you with
high heels.”
I have a humble request for them too. I’d like for them to go beyond military
barriers and work together to protect Shizuma. I’ll send them a year-end gift
in December.
Before I knew it, he was standing in a black military uniform with a mantle
and boots, an outfit resembling that of a commissioned officer. He’s probably
the only two-year-old in the world who would look good in this attire.
She fell in love with a vampire who was Elmira’s relative, and was purged by
Qiongqi’s subordinates because she wanted to live as a human.
‘It seems that there are around three thousands apostles sleeping in
Konminden right now. My mother’s soul wasn’t there…it’s likely that
Qiongqi collected her.’
Apostles who die in the human world are sent to the spirit world as souls and
revive in around two hundred years.
Three thousand sleeping souls, all of them defeated in the human world…
they’re probably apostles Ryuuga, the four heroines, and their ancestors
defeated.
The “Evil Spirit” Qiongqi holds the ability to, just once, negate the “two
hundred year penalty” for revival. That is his greatest strength.
At the other side of the screen, the trio of commanding officers also appeared
strange. I felt relieved after seeing that they were more sympathetic than I
thought. Asking for apostles to have sympathy is quite something.
‘I sympathize with the young master’s worries. We must subjugate the spirit
world as soon as possible.’
‘Hmm, an unauthorized attack? It seems that Mion’s troops have gotten lax.’
‘Oh my, doesn’t that apply to us as well~? Even Kiki’s and Jyuri’s troops had
members attack the human world without permission~.’
‘In other words, you all are no better. Don’t get cocky, you masochist and
transvestite.’
On the other side of the screen, the trio of officers began a scuffle. And now
I’m back to being worried.
‘Everyone, stop. You’re in front of Hundun! Uncle Taotie and the three
princesses will also view this video!’
While frantically stopping his subordinates with his small hands, Shizuma
apologetically bowed his head. He’s probably the only two-year-old in the
world who’s gone through so much.
‘I’m sorry, Father. I’m not as popular as you…oh, Hundun, it seems that it’ll
be ten minutes soon. Well then, we’ll unfortunately have to end things here,
everyone. Gaigo, Yagujya, Zelva, pull yourselves togeth──’
Thereupon, the video ended. At the very last moment, I saw the trio of
commanders morphing into their battle forms. I wonder what they’re doing
right now…
The “Blood-kin of Eternal Darkness” glared at the three princesses with the
gaze of a parent, and complained.
“I, It’ll be fine. Not only is Gaigo very strong, he can take a lot of
punishment. He’ll become energetic when you beat him with whip. He’ll
even pant and ask for more.”
“Zelva’s the only one who’s fine. Though, he did burn down a lodging house
after smoking in bed. I almost became a grilled bird.”
The three princesses attempted to soothe Elmira, who was on the verge of
anger.
“It seems that Elmira and the three princesses have opened up to each other.
Though, I really wish that…Sebastian was here too.”
I prepared myself and told her that the spider apostle was against
“coexistence with humans” and therefore united with Qiongqi’s faction. This
wasn’t something I could hide.
“Sorry, Yukimiya. At the very least, I wanted him to agree to talk with
you…”
“No, it was a selfish request of mine. It’s fortunate that we, albeit indirectly,
Noticing our conversation, Elmira and the three princesses stopped making
noise. Perhaps realizing the situation, Taotie and Hundun withdrew into me.
“Shiori, don’t give up. When we defeat the ‘Evil Spirit’ Qiongqi, Renie might
change his mind.”
“If you can’t talk with words, talk with your fists.”
“If he still doesn’t get the message, then he can reflect on his actions for two
hundred years. Leave it to me, Hebizuka.”
“By the way, Yukimiya, what will you do? As long as it’s clear that Renie is
an enemy, your stay here will lengthen considerably.”
That’s true. If Renie’s thinking about allying with the other side, he’ll likely
come up with a scheme to bring Tao and Qiongqi together. It’s possible that
he will take strong measures for that to happen.
Though I came to the conclusion that she should probably stay here a while
longer, the “Shrine Maiden of Life” herself claimed the opposite.
“I think I’ll go back home for now. No matter how you look at it, I’ll be a
burden until Qiongqi’s defeated, and I can make do with Tao and Byatoran
somehow.”
“Even if Renie tries to use force, I won’t lose. Truthfully, this is a thought I
had for a while, but I’ve kind of taken a liking to living here…”
Still, is this house that comfortable? It’s a bit ironic that the two heroines who
don’t know that Ryuuga’s a girl are the ones who lived here.
“Kobayashi, I’ve only been here for a short time, but thank you for your
kindness. I will return to my own house.”
Yukimiya straightened her posture and bowed on the floor. She looked like a
wife going through divorce.
“What will you do about your singing lessons? We’re still in the middle of
them, you know? In any case, it’s only a little bit longer until the school
festival, so why don’t you return home after that’s over?”
“D, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m just making sure you won’t fail during the
performance. That’s my duty as a mentor. Nothing more.”
The heron girl is quite the helpful person. Perhaps this is a result of her
“mother attribute”?
If she’s taken a liking to this place, she can stay here for as long as she wants.
The bobbed-haired girl immediately retorted to what the vampire girl said.
In the blink of an eye, the weekend arrived and it was the day of the school
festival.
Yukimiya stayed in the Kobayashi house without any attack from the
suspicious Renie. At any rate, she’s been focusing on singing lessons with
Mion as her teacher.
Of course, she continued to practice in the studio with Ryuuga and the others
after school. The band members were surprised by Yukimiya’s singing ability
as she improved day by day.
Ryuuga’s band is scheduled to appear at 3:30 pm. I hope that she can show
off the results of her hard work.
(As soon as the school festival ends, Sebastian might reveal his true identity
to Ryuga’s team. The first half of part three will proceed in tandem with
Yukimiya’s episode.)
Considering when Tao appeared, this ended up being a long episode. Well,
she’s the last of the main heroines, so I suppose it’s okay for there to be this
much content.
“And go take table five’s order! Don’t forget to say ‘Welcome, Master,’ to
them!”
There was a long line in the hallway with a waiting time of more than twenty
minutes. Needless to say, there was a reason for how successful it was.
A large portion of the customers were male, and most of them came for
Ryuuga.
“Umm, two coffees and two cookies, you said? Please wait for a moment,
Master.”
A crossdressing boy quickly passed orders to the kitchen with the turn of a
frilly skirt…or at least, that’s what it looked like, but the person in question
was actually a girl disguised as a boy. I’m not sure what to say about that
myself.
I’ve seen her as a maid many times, but it still amazes me. Furthermore, her
customer service smile was perfect, perhaps deciding to go through the act.
Of course, her legs were smooth too.
(I suppose it’s only natural that it would become the talk of the town. Even if
people heard that she was a boy, they still would want to give her their phone
number.)
Elmira was assigned to the kitchen team for the afternoon. So, she’s taking
this morning to enjoy the school festival.
Shifts change just before noon, so those on shift right now plan on wandering
around later. In that sense, I guess I’m lucky to have the same shift as
Ryuuga.
Right as that came into my mind, Agito entered the classroom. Not as an
employee, but as a customer.
Thinking about it, it’s obvious. He was so supportive of the festival solely for
the sake of seeing maid Ryuuga. He even made a cease-fire agreement for it.
In a stroke of bad timing, Ryuuga was the one who had to attend to the empty
seat Agito took. There are five maids. How can a guy be so lucky…? Perhaps
he really does have the qualities of a protagonist?
“Why are you here as a customer…? Didn’t you already see me as a maid in
the morning?”
Ryuuga crudely placed a cup of coffee in front of Agito, not even asking for
his order. She had a particularly grumpy face.
“There are a lot of guests waiting in the hallway, so just drink your cup and
get out. While you’re at it, transfer schools.”
“You’re supposed to start with ‘Welcome, Master.’ You have to carry out
your professional duties.”
Unable to argue, Ryuuga grumbled. The way she glared at Agito in contempt
made it seem like “that” kind of service.
“Aright, next you say ‘How much sugar do you want in your coffee?'”
“Alright, next you say ‘If you don’t mind, I’ll stir it with a spoon, nyan.'”
Ryuuga followed protocol with a dejected mood. At the very least, she
showed some resistance through her pronouns.TLNAgito’s directions use the
“watashi” pronoun while Ryuuga keeps using “ore.”
“Alright, next you say ‘Or instead, please stir up my insides, Master. Please
pour in your thick milk. Mmnn,’ to me.”
I want to help, but I need to carry out my duties as a maid. New customers
arrived, so I have to get their orders.
(Ryuga, bear with it for a bit longer. Once you take his order, let’s switch
With that in mind, I gave water to the two new customers──and immediately
froze.
I knew the two very well. They were a wild kuro gyaru with silver hair, and a
giant monk with a muscular body.
They were part of “Hell’s Top Eight,” Banshou Shima and Kaishou Saihiru.
“Hey Kobaichi, nice outfit. Two coffees, please. I brewed a cup for you back
at the apartment, so consider returning the favor.”
I quickly glanced behind me to find that Agito was still keeping Ryuuga
busy. It seems that he’s completely unaware of the situation here.
“You guys know that we’re supposed to have a cease-fire during the school
festival, right? Why are you here? Did Agito order you to do this?”
“We did get admission tickets from him, but that has nothing to do with this.
We just came here for fun.”
Despite being enemy characters, they came here for fun…could it be that
they also got infected with comedy by being involved with me? Did the
Kobayashi virus reach their innards?
“Listen, don’t cause any trouble, okay? Also, don’t get involved with Ryuga.
If you reveal your true forms, there won’t be a school festival anymore.”
“Haha. We won’t make that kind of mistake. Of course, even Agito was told
not to get involved with Hinomori Ryuuga in this school.”
“I don’t want to see that. Between you and me, I don’t really like that guy. He
keeps nitpicking my guitar playing, you see.”
As I looked at Qiongqi’s vessel once more, I saw Ryuuga smacking him with
her tray. She seemed to discover that he was trying to look under her skirt
with a hand mirror attached to the tip of his shoe.
“What are you doing, Hinomori? You’re not supposed to be angry, you’re
supposed to be delighted.”
“W, who would do that?! Let me say this clearly, I hate you!”
“W, what?”
While I dejectedly stared at their conversation, the kuro gyaru chuckled with
amusement. Before I knew it, she stood on her chair and put her hand around
my shoulder in an over-familiar manner.
“Is this the type of store that endorses this kind of conduct? In that case, let
me get in on the fun too~.”
“Or perhaps, you want to be on the aggressive, Kobaichi? If you can guess
the color of my panties, how about I take them off and give them as a
present?”
“Stop, Shima. I advise against that underwear guessing game. One vote for
black.”
After everything Ryuuga and I had to deal with, the enemy characters of part
three finally left the shop. Fortunately, Ryuuga didn’t seem to notice the two
apostles.
(Good grief, that sucked away all of my energy…and it’s still morning.)
However, there were still thirty minutes until the end of the shift. There’s no
sign of the customers stopping, so there’s no room to take a breather.
This time it was just one young man. For some reason, he wore a concealing
hat, had a pair of sunglasses, and was strangely nervous. It’s obvious that
he’s a suspicious customer.
The suspicious man observed her closely and coughed. Wait, could it be…?
“Just the love is fine. Also, I heard earlier that…I could get your panties for
take-out?”
“It’s obvious! That’s the exact same disguise Ichirou had when he and I
followed Rei on her date!”
Hey, don’t stick a hand mirror to the end of your shoe. You’ll get smacked
with a tray.
Released from maid work, Ryuuga and I went around the school together as
planned.
“For the time being, how about we take a look at class C next door? Oh…
right, Ichirou.”
We changed back into our regular boys’ uniforms and left class B together.
Ryuuga suddenly knit her brows and spoke.
“I just want to confirm something. Shima was a customer back there, right?
She was Tenryouin’s friend who we met at the bowling alley.”
“Furthermore, that begging monk we met some time ago was also with her,
right?”
I planned on keeping quiet on it, but it seems she saw them…well, I suppose
it’s unreasonable to expect a conspicuous couple to go unnoticed. It’s fine as
long as she doesn’t realize their true forms.
“I, it seems that they live in the same apartment building. Perhaps they’re
“A monk living in an apartment? Going out with a high school girl? Isn’t that
bad, both religiously and ethically?”
“I’m sure he’s just cosplaying as a monk. He probably has some other kind of
occupation.”
…Though, it seems that we came at a bad time. Yukimiya wasn’t there since
she had the afternoon shift. Furthermore, we had to wait until we reached a
certain number of people.
Currently, there were three guys who wanted to participate. However, there
were no women. At this point, there’s no knowing when the event will start.
“Hey, Ryuga. Yukimiya isn’t here, so let’s just go to the next one.”
“Right. We only came here to look. We’re already a couple, aren’t we?”
“S, Sasaki?!”
He was Sasaki Yousuke, a third-year student. The one who’s the secretary of
the student council, enrolled in Getsushiyoukan, and once tried to hit on
Mion. That Sasaki.
Ryuuga seemed a bit upset, but I was relieved. Good, he had the same
reaction as always. It seems that he still sees me as a trivial small fry.
“Perhaps you wanted to be part of a couple, even if it’s just in a game? Give
up. With that face of yours, there’s no way you’d be popular with──”
Glad that I was looked down on, I couldn’t hold back the urge to hug Sasaki.
“You’re the only one! You’re the only one who scorns me, looks down on
me, and despises me!”
“Um, it looks like there’s six guys, so we’re going to start the game. Sorry
about this, but us class C staff will have to be the female group.”
Six people? In other words, the three guys who were here before us, Sasaki,
Ryuuga, and me? Furthermore, all of the girls are just there to fill the seats?
“Hey, that can’t be right~. This is completely rigged, isn’t it…? Since this is
class C, shouldn’t that girl be here? The super-cute Yukimiya──”
One of them was the scarlet, wavy-haired vampire girl who was as popular as
Yukimiya. She seemed to have been walking around the campus since she
wasn’t on her shift.
The other was a sidetailed heron girl wearing a sailor suit that wasn’t from
here, and whose most charming features were her strong-willed eyes.
Oh, right. The last time the three princesses appeared in front of Ryuuga was
during the battle at the cemetery. Though, they narrowly missed each other at
the supermarket.
“M, Mion! Why are you here?! We have so many questions we need to
ask──”
The second daughter of the three princesses held Ryuuga back with a hand
when she understandably tried to approach.
“Leave it for later, Hinomori Ryuuga. Now then, start the game at once. I’ll
prove here that the ‘Three Princesses of Hell’ will never take Joshima’s
position!”TLNThis sentence definitely references a person named Joshima,
though I’m not too sure who. My best guess in the context of the situation is
Joshima Shigeru, the leader of popular idol group Tokio, who despite nearing
50 years old, hadn’t married anyone at the time of this novel’s release (he got
married in 2019 though).
“Oh, you think you can beat me? How absurd, Mion. Do your best to not
suffer humiliation.”
“Seriously?! It’s Mion, the one I failed to charm before! And even Elmira’s
here! No way, which one should I choose?!”
“I’m glad that I’m here! To think that two cute girls would come!”
“Sailor suits are the best! I’ll definitely have that girl!”
The first stage of the matchmaking game began, and we could no longer
withdraw. Ryuuga seemed to reluctantly accept the situation as well.
Twelve participants sat down and faced each other with a desk between them.
There was an old man among the guys. Perhaps his grandchild attends this
school.
With the cue of a nearby girl acting as the host, the male group began
speaking in great vigor.
“Mion! Why don’t we have some tea at the maid cafe next door? We can also
go to the yakisoba shop my class is doing! I won’t let a girl pay for meals!”
“So your name is Elmira? This is the first time we’ve met, but I’ve liked you
for a long time!”
As expected, all of the focus was on Elmira and Mion. The seat-fillers from
class C were also glad that the game was so exciting for them.
The vampire, despite not seeming troubled at all, feigned naivety. Also, don’t
say that you’re a parent.
The heron general feigned friendliness. Leaving the matter of Shizuma aside,
do apostles even like festivals?
Despite it being just a game, the guys were desperate. I heard that a
“matchmaking game” is a traditional attraction at Oumei High School, and
that sometimes the couples become genuine.
“Ichirou, don’t pick Elle or Mion. Pick one of the seat-fillers from class C.”
“Huh?”
“──Now then, it’s finally nomination time! Please write the name of your
desired one on the paper in your hand! If the love is mutual, then you’re a
couple!”
Twelve people held out sheets of paper, as per the host’s instructions.
Firstly, all of the seat-filler girls from class C wrote Ryuuga’s name. Elmira
and Mion wrote my name.
On the other hand, Sasaki and the rest of the guys were equally split between
Elmira or Mion. My choice for Sasaki was vetoed for the reason that “I got
the intent of the event wrong.”
Lastly, Ryuuga made the safe choice by writing the name of one of the seat-
fillers, Goutokuji. Which also means that──they wrote each other’s names.
“There you have it! A couple has been made! Give your applause for
Hinomori and Goutokuji!”
“Why, Mion?! Why didn’t you pick me?! Damn it, Kobayashi! Why are you
so popular?!”
“Kobayashi Ichirou! What were you thinking, not picking me?! What kind of
explanation are you going to give to Shizuma?!”
“Ichirou! I believed in you! After all, I had the position of the first wife…so
why did you need Sasaki to steal that role from me?!”
For some reason, everyone criticized me. They even threw pens at me.
I didn’t think this would be such a brutal game. I just wanted to make
acquaintances with Sasaki…I just wanted to get a laugh out of him…
When I was on the verge of having to apologize for the unreasonable, the
host suddenly clapped.
“Oh, it seems that the next participants are here! Now then, this game is over!
Hinomori and Goutokuji, congratulations!”
…Shortly afterwards, Sasaki ran off from the classroom, on the verge of
tears.
Elmira and Mion stated that they would be “comfort eating,” and
disappeared.
It seems that she’ll be walking around the school with Goutokuji for a bit.
She probably couldn’t refuse the invitation from her in person. As usual,
she’s a protagonist who’s easily pressured.
Since Ryuuga’s not good with monsters, if she enters the class, she might
accidentally reveal her identity as girl. That being the case, now would be the
time to visit this place…that’s my conclusion.
(Come to think of it, where did Shima and Saihiru go? If they come across
Mion, things might get troublesome. Perhaps I should look for them.)
“Oh, Kobayashi.”
Coincidentally, Yukimiya was there. It seems that she came to see Kurogame
as well.
Not understanding, Yukimiya tilted her head to the side, so I explained the
details of the “matchmaking game” to her.
When she heard me mention Mion’s name, she had a very apologetic
expression.
“I’m sorry, Kobayashi. I’m the one who gave Mion an admission ticket.”
“Yes, she really wanted one at any cost…so I gave my two tickets to Mion
and Kiki.”
Not everyone can visit Oumei High School’s school festival. Only those with
admission tickets can enter the school.
Each student receives two tickets, and they’re free to give them to anyone.
Saihiru and Shima probably got their tickets from Agito. Mion and Kiki got
theirs from Yukimiya.
Oh, and Jyuri doesn’t need a ticket. After all, she’s the school nurse.
“Yes. Just earlier, I let her eat two chocolate bananas. Then, I promised that I
would let her eat yakisoba as well.”
Isn’t she spoiling her a bit too much? Though, it’s all going into Yukimiya’s
stomach…
While I was thinking about such things, Yukimiya suddenly lowered her gaze
with a gloomy mood.
…Come to think of it, Renie applied for a one week holiday as Sebastian,
didn’t he? Given the situation, it’s likely that he will resign right afterwards.
Furthermore, the end of that one week holiday also signifies the end of the
cease-fire with Qiongqi. If that “Shota Evil Spirit” makes a move, Renie
might do something as well. Part three starts tomorrow.
“I believe you and Hinomori are in the same situation as well, but…my
parents are busy with their work, so they rarely come home.”
However, nobody tried to speak to her. They probably judged from her facial
expression that she wasn’t in the mood to deal with people trying to hit on
her.
“It’s all thanks to Sebastian that I didn’t feel lonely. He would always tell my
parents ‘For the Young Lady’s sake, please return to the mansion, even if it’s
a bit of a hassle.’ Was that really…just an act?”
“Say, Yukimiya. Speaking of which, there’s one thing I’d like to confirm.”
While staring at Yukimiya as she bit her lip, I asked her a question instead of
replying to her thoughts.
“This is something I only noticed recently, but Renie has a ring of beads on
his right index finger. Could that be…?”
“Yes, it’s a ring I gave him. I made it when I was still in elementary school…
I told him many times that he could take it off, but he kept saying ‘This is
important,’ to me.”
I thought so.
A handmade toy ring isn’t something a butler from a large company would
wear. It was a present from Yukimiya, and Renie is still wearing it.
(Now that it’s come to this, things are just getting more complicated…does
Renie really see Yukimiya as Tao’s vessel and nothing else? Did he really
abandon his identity as Sebastian?)
That spider apostle is trying to get on Qiongqi’s good side…that’s for sure.
However, in the end, I’m not really sure what Renie’s true motives are. It
seems too hasty to regard him as an enemy character and defeat him when
things are so confusing.
If possible, I’d like “Yukimiya Shiori’s side story” to conclude with Renie
coming back. It would be nice, albeit perhaps too convenient.
I don’t want this episode to end with Yukimiya crying──those are my honest
feelings.
“Yukimiya, it seems we should try to speak with Renie again. You should
throw your thoughts at him.”
“Huh? B, but…”
“Like Elmira said, don’t give up. If you give up, the episode will end there.
“I said it already at the arcade, didn’t I? I’ll definitely resolve your problem.
It’s not just about Tao now, it’s also about Renie too. I have a wide range of
measures for any unlikely incident or trouble…that’s my motto.”
“But…”
“Even if I have to beat him, trick him, swap him with a random foreigner
walking on the street, I will definitely bring him to you. Leave it to
Kobayashi Support for reliance and results!”
Her sweet smile caught me off guard. If she participated in the “matchmaking
game” as well, perhaps the vampire and heron apostle would lose to her.
“Though, you have a point. I also said something when we were at the
arcade. I decided that I would follow your orders…since you’re my
‘exclusive advisor.'”
“Oh, it’s Ii and Shio! Did you come to our haunted house?”
“It’ll only take five minutes! Then you’ll be bantamweight levels of scared!”
“That’s scary?”
While I was frowning, Yukimiya grabbed me by the hand, stood at the end of
the line, and said “Now then, let’s go inside while we still have the chance
to.”
Though, there were only two people waiting. It’s fortunate that it’ll be noon
soon, so customer traffic has decreased.
(I did originally intend to come here, so I guess I’ll enjoy the scene with
Yukimiya. It’s sad that Goutokuji snatched Ryuga though…)
It seems that people have to enter the haunted house one at a time. It was a
strict measure to prevent couples from chatting and giggling.
Kurogame’s voice as she said “We’ll show you the way~,” was clearly not
suited for a haunted house. She sounded like someone in a restaurant.
Making use of the brief waiting time, I continued thinking about measures
towards the spider apostle.
Renie is trying to partner with Qiongqi because Tao’s faction isn’t strong
enough.
His subordinates are in a different world and there’s no way to call them
over.
That being the case, what about negotiating with Hundun to have him open a
door to the spirit world and call together those subordinates? Would Renie
reassess his plan if he gains a bit of strength against Qiongqi?
(Shizuma’s job will be easier if the number of apostles in the spirit world
decreases. We need him to seize control over the spirit world before Qiongqi
notices…)
There was suddenly a large shriek coming from Class E’s room. It was the
very familiar sound of the “Inelegant Evil Spirit.”
It was Tao. I already knew it was Tao. That idiot, she appeared without
permission again!
Next, there were the sounds of banging, things falling over, and objects
collapsing. Then, without the slightest delay, several students dressed as
monsters tumbled into the hallway, one after the other.
“Not that, Rina! The real thing appeared! A real one with no legs!”
The idol of the school stood with her head hanging down, as if her soul had
been sucked out. And behind her──
The “giant ghost woman,” who appeared twenty years old, with strange long
hair and a thin black dress over her frail body, appeared.
“Hey, Tao! You know that you shouldn’t appear! Withdraw now!”
Turning towards me, Tao (in her battle form) had her long bangs covering her
face. However, looking into her eyes from the gaps between her hairs, there
was an eerie glow.
In terms of visual fright, she’s the “Evil Spirit” at the top. Though, that
crumbles down when she talks.
“Ah, right. In times like these, ya gotta divert the fear by dancin’. Ichirou,
watch my Soran Bushi from over there.”TLNSoran Bushi is a famous
traditional song and dance, often associated with fishing.
…Not much time passed afterwards. I somehow managed to calm down Tao
and have her withdraw into Yukimiya.
I then carried Yukimiya to the infirmary since she fainted. I told Kurogame
and the others that “There was no Sadako, Kayako, or Hanako.”TLNIf you
don’t remember, Sadako is the girl from The Ring. Kayako is the girl from
The Grudge. Hanako is a reference to a Japanese urban legend about the
spirit of a young girl who haunts school bathrooms.
(Come to think of it, wasn’t Tie bad with monsters as well? He once saw a
horror movie and couldn’t go to the restroom alone for a while.)
Ryuuga and I were finally able to meet up again, so the two of us walked
down the hallway towards the schoolyard.
Yukimiya woke up around ten minutes after I brought her to the school
infirmary. She knew that Tao came out, and she didn’t seem to have any
physical problems.
Since she has to work as part of the staff for the “matchmaking game”
starting from noon, she hurried towards class C. Immediately afterwards, I
luckily came across Ryuuga.
“That reminds me, where did Mion go? I couldn’t speak with her in the
end…”
“I, I also looked around for her, but I couldn’t find her. Well, it seems that
she’s with Elmira, so it should be fine, right? I’ll let Tie look for her.”
“Alright. Leaving that aside, let’s go, Ichirou. Rei’s hero show is about to
begin.”
Third-year class A was doing a “costumed hero show,” and the performance
would begin soon. Apparently, the show’s about twenty minutes long and
occurs every hour.
(Aogasaki’s also the leading hero, right? Combine that with the band
For Aogasaki, a third-year student, this is her last school festival. I suppose
she decided to go all out so that she wouldn’t leave behind any regrets.
(If her acting ability is good, the path to being an actress might open up for
her as well…her looks are perfect, anyhow.)
A large audience had already gathered at the seats. Nearly two hundred
folding chairs were filled.
Even after we managed to secure two seats, more people still came in. There
seemed to be repeat customers as well.
(It’s quite popular…I suppose it’s thanks to Aogasaki that many of the guests
are male, isn’t it?)
Finally, even standees appeared, and at the front row, a group of small
children eagerly waited for the show to start.
“Rei says that they’re pulling out all the stops. Her classmates have
connections with an event company and managed to borrow monster
costumes.”
There wasn’t really a story, but I suppose that’s asking for too much. I guess
you can call the event a success, given that they managed to prepare four
monsters.
I was on the edge of my seat, thinking that now would be a good time for an
appearance.
“That’s as far as you’ll go, monsters! I will not tolerate your violence any
longer!”
The audience muttered “Ooh,” in astonishment. Ryuuga and I did the same as
well.
Before long, the smoke cleared away──and there stood the tall, well-
proportioned figure of a hero.
The hero wore a full face helmet and a bodysuit with armor covering the
shoulders and limbs. With the flip of a cloak, a hand revealed the familiar
“Blade of the Sacred Tree.”
Yep. No matter how I look at it, it’s Aogasaki. Her distinct body shape makes
it apparent, not to mention the weapon she’s carrying. Even bikini models
wouldn’t have a bust and waist that admirable.
“The Masked Azure Dragon has arrived! Invaders of Earth, become but mere
rust on my blade!”
Masked Azure Dragon…that sounds a little too familiar. Was there no time to
come up with a better name?
Well, I probably think it’s lousy since I know Aogasaki’s true identity.
In fact, the kids were cheering. Their fathers and older brothers were also
applauding. Though, perhaps they were just delighted to see the Masked
Azure Dragon’s body.
“Ha!”
Next, the Masked Azure Dragon tossed her wooden sword high into the sky.
She kicked two approaching monsters while doing a backflip, did another
flip, and landed right on her feet.
Immediately following, she raised her right arm out and grabbed the wooden
sword as it fell. Seeing the rhythmic gymnastics-like feat, the audience was in
an uproar.
“Her breasts were all over the place! They jiggled here and there!”
The audience gave a standing ovation. Ryuuga and I stood up and clapped as
well.
“The action was perfect. They certainly didn’t pick Aogasaki for the leading
role just for her chest…there’s no denying her superhuman abilities.”
…I suddenly noticed that three rows ahead of us, there were two people
wearing the Oumei High School uniform.
The other was Miyamoto Chizuru, who was appointed as the next student
council president, starting from November. She’s a talented swordswoman
who’s also affiliated with Getsushiyoukan, but she’s also entering the
Aogasaki dojo for now.
(At first glance, they seem like a well-suited couple, but I believe they’re
actually cousins, aren’t they?)
Among the children near the front row, I saw a little girl who was especially
frantic.
(Is that…Kiki?!)
There’s no mistaking it. She’s the Hokkaido wolf apostle from my home.
Listening closely, it was clear that she wasn’t rooting for the Masked Azure
Dragon, but for the monsters.
Seeing the monsters unable to do anything to the Masked Azure Dragon, the
bobbed-haired girl leaned forward while throwing criticism at them. She’s
just like a general.
However, such advice was fruitless, and the monsters continued to get
knocked down. With the death cry of “Geeeeeh!” as a cue, they dropped
down near the stage wings.
“Have you realized it, monsters?! As long as the Masked Azure Dragon is
As the show neared its finale, Aogasaki began to shout her closing words.
“Don’t celebrate yet, Masked Azure Dragon! The fight isn’t over!”
Losing her temper over the state of the monsters, Kiki ended up entering the
stage.
The third daughter stared at Aogasaki while breathing roughly. Of all things,
she thrust her finger towards the Masked Azure Dragon, challenging her.
“The Masked Wolf will defeat the enemy of my comrades! Let’s have a fair
fight!”
Retorting to her for whatever reason, Aogasaki hurriedly tried to seize Kiki.
“Anyways, Kiki, come to the backstage for now! There’s something I want to
ask you three princesses!”
“I am called the Masked Wolf! You have no grace as a hero, you’re trying to
reveal my real identity! So, who are you?!”
“Did you come up without even realizing that it’s me? I’m, Aoga──”
“Stop talking!”
Kiki immediately kicked her feet off the ground. In an instant, she circled
around to Aogasaki’s back and unleashed her fists.
…Seeing the show suddenly start a second act, the audience members were
all confused. I was also flabbergasted. Next to me, Ryuuga was the same as
well.
“That’s enough, Kiki! Are the three princesses really turning against
humanity?!”
“Those aren’t your subordinates, those are my classmates! Listen, this is just
a play!”
“Who is that little girl?! Is this the birth of a new stunt performer?!”
“Let’s scout her later! While we’re at it, let’s kick out Sasaki!”
Meanwhile, the spectators continued making a racket. At this rate, this year’s
“hero show” will turn into an urban legend in Oumei High School.
(I don’t really want to stand out, but I need to intervene. For now, I’ll
introduce myself as the Masked Friend. Though, I won’t be wearing a mask.)
Though, at that moment, Kiki slipped through the swing of a wooden sword
and leapt towards Aogasaki. The Masked Wolf clung to the Masked Azure
Dragon, causing the latter to shake uncontrollably.
“Kyaaaah!”
“Just to make sure, I’m checking your rear too…yeah, it’s Aogasaki.”
“Hyaaaan!”
The gallant Masked Azure Dragon, or rather Aogasaki, let out an unfamiliar
shriek. At that moment, her helmet came off and her identity was revealed.
Yukimiya Shiori left class C and headed towards a yakisoba booth the third-
year students were doing. She made a promise to let Tao eat some.
She proceeded down the hallway of the third floor, politely declining the
usual invitations from the guys. Her stomach was a bit unsettled, likely due to
her eating two chocolate bananas.
She had a band performance to do on the gym stage at half past three. She
wanted to succeed for the sake of the three princesses, especially Mion, who
helped her with practicing.
Of course, she also wanted to impress her “exclusive advisor.” Actually, that
was her biggest motivation.
(Kobayashi is quite close with Elmira and Mion, isn’t he…? Even Jyuri’s
flirting with him. He seems quite popular.)
The boy named Kobayashi Ichirou is always running around for someone
else’s sake. Perhaps that’s why she was charmed by him. She remembered
the time when she regarded him as a “somewhat strange person” in the past.
While making such a decision, she suddenly looked down at a window beside
her.
“!”
Shiori immediately halted her steps. She spotted two familiar figures on the
ground.
(Those two…!)
There was a tan high school girl who wore the uniform of another school,
having large breasts and silver hair.
There was also a muscular, giant man who dressed like a monk and carried a
bell in one hand.
Those distinct appearances couldn’t be mistaken. They were the “Evil Spirit”
Qiongqi’s subordinates who launched an attack at the cemetery before…
Banshou Shima and Kaishou Saihiru, part of “Hell’s Top Eight.”
Shima and Saihiru left the school gates without noticing her gaze.
Upon confirming that it was them, Shiori immediately turned around and ran
down the stairs to follow them.
Everyone was doing their best at the school festival right now. If Shima and
Saihiru were just leaving, then they likely weren’t going to cause trouble.
(In that case, going alone is enough. Above all, if everyone’s with me──then
I can’t ask about Sebastian.)
Before she would tell her companions about Sebastian’s true identity, she
wanted to talk with him once more…that was her last wish. This was the last
time Yukimiya Shiori would be selfish on this matter.
She also prepared herself in case she couldn’t speak with him. She would
regard him as Rikushou Renie, not Sebastian, and defeat him. She wanted to
draw the line there.
She made sure that her Kagura suzu, which could seal the movements of
apostles, was in the pocket of her uniform skirt.
Countless battles with the “Apostle of Hell” have occurred here. So, she had
a basic understanding of the interior layout. Though, the problem was that
there was no place to hide since it was empty.
The cheetah apostle and rhinoceros beetle apostle, already shifting into their
battle forms, approached her.
Could it be that they lured her here? Did they come to the school with that
intention?
“Well, the school festival was pretty fun. I went to Kobaichi and Hinomori
Ryuuga’s maid thing, Kurogame Rina’s haunted house, and Aogasaki Rei’s
hero show…come to think of it, I couldn’t go to your place. It was a
matchmaking game, right?”
After criticizing his relaxed accomplice, Saihiru turned towards Shiori once
more.
“Yukimiya Shiori, let me say this. We are just here to lure you today, we are
witnesses.”
“Witnesses…?”
The rhinoceros beetle apostle turned around and stared at the factory
entrance.
Another man came out and slowly approached. He was an aging gentleman
who wore a tailcoat and had combed hair.
“Sebastian…”
He was always with her since her birth and always prioritized Shiori as if he
“Miss Shiori. I’m sorry for the trouble of bringing you here.”
Sebastian bowed and displayed his usual attitude. Though, Shiori noticed that
his voice lacked some warmth. That was likely intentional.
She didn’t have to guess why. She knew him better than anyone.
“I know your personality better than anyone. You tend to shoulder everything
by yourself.”
She sensed his ill will for the first time, ferocious and villainous enough to
give her goosebumps.
“I’d like to propose an offer to meet with Qiongqi. I want to remind her of
her longstanding grudge as an ‘Evil Spirit.'”
“Why do you need to join hands with Qiongqi? Listen, Sebastian! You’ll
have to speak with me first before you can speak to Tao!”
A white aura seethed from Shiori’s entire body in response to her agitation.
“Sebastian, I know that your actions are all for Tao’s sake. However, she and
I are the same.”
“I can’t do that. Tao wants to reconcile with humanity. Making that wish
come true is what someone who truly understands her should do…that’s what
I think.”
Including his legs, he had eight limbs…it was as she had heard, he was an
orb-weaving spider apostle. Shiori felt a tightness in her chest after seeing his
familiar form completely change.
“Miss Shiori. You should refrain from speaking as if you know my lord. You
are nothing more than Taowu’s vessel. Know your place.”
“If you know Yukimiya Shiori better than anyone else, then you should also
know that I have a surprisingly selfish personality.”
Shiori glanced at Sebastian’s index finger while holding out her hand to stop
the “White Tiger” from pouncing.
He wore a ring of beads, as Kobayashi Ichirou had said. What’s the meaning
behind him not removing it…? She wanted to confirm it if she could.
(But now’s no longer the time for that. Protecting Tao takes priority. I won’t
let that girl see Qiongqi.)
“Haha. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Renie’s spider form. Why don’t
we help out? We just need to force her into Agito’s apartment, right?”
“Stop, Shima. We are only witnesses. Leave Qiongqi’s task to Renie. This is
to prove that he is our ally──”
“I’m talking to Yukimiya Shiori right now. Outsiders will remain silent.”
It was an attack so quick that Shiori couldn’t see it. This was the true power
of Rikushou Renie, said to be the strongest of the top eight…it was clearly
different from the previous “Apostles of Hell.”
“Ugh…hey, Renie! Don’t surprise attack us like that! Or rather, don’t hit me
in the face! I’m a gyaru!”
“D, don’t be rude, you damn monk! Or rather, keep your face away from my
rear! For your information, I am not free! Pay me!”
…The battle would begin. Perhaps he would get injured, and perhaps she
would get injured as well. The palm that once stroked Shiori’s head would
today attempt to attack her.
Mustering up her courage, she took out the Kagura suzu in her pocket.
The moment Shiori’s eyes widened as she asked that question internally, her
consciousness blacked out.
The “White Tiger” stood beside Yukimiya Shiori, ready to pounce at any
moment.
The spirit tiger suddenly vanished and the “Shrine Maiden of Life’s”
presence completely changed. Renie had already sensed what happened.
Yukimiya Shiori raised her eyes and stared, though it wasn’t actually her.
It was none other than the lovable lord Rikushou Renie pledged allegiance to
since ancient times. In other words, it was one of the “Evil Spirits,” Taowu.
“Renie, ya said some more cruel things to Shiori, didn’t ya? Today’s the day
I oughta teach ya some manners.”
“Taowu…I thought the reports stated that you ate two chocolate bananas and
fell asleep.”
The “Evil Spirit” Taowu always chose females as vessels. Furthermore, they
were always intellectual, mature women or tidy, elegant beauties. Due to that,
each instance always resulted in a sense of dissonance like this.
“That’s exactly somethin’ Qiong would say. An ‘Evil Spirit’ and vessel are
one in body and soul…they’d normally grow fond of each other.”
“There ain’t no landlord better than Shiori. I’ve made up my mind. I’m gonna
be a child of the Yukimiya house.”
“That will not happen. The Yukimiya family carries a longtime enemy, the
‘White Tiger.'”
“They’re really rich, so it’s obvious they’d be keepin’ a tiger. Even on TV, ya
see them as carpets on front entrances.”
He anticipated that Taowu would appear. However, Renie did not intend to
fight her. That was natural. In what world would a subordinate attack their
lord?
Though Taowu did appear, he planned on fighting someone else. That was
the objective of this day. So…where was that person and what were they
doing right now?
“Again with that? You sure like your pride, taciturn butler.”
A clear voice flew from an alley and a young woman entered the site of the
abandoned factory.
She was a tall, sensual women who had glossy blonde hair and wore a white
gown. She walked up to Yukimiya Shiori’s side, and despite wearing high
heels, her footsteps made no noise.
Unaware of Renie’s thoughts, the woman with the white gown bowed to
Taowu.
“No need to bother yourself, Tao. One of the ‘Three Princesses of Hell,’
Jyuri, shall take care of this task.”
Genshou Jyuri. She’s the only opponent Renie fought with his entire strength
but couldn’t kill.
She’s the vixen-like apostle who refused to enter the top eight and won over
Ranshou Mion and Boushou Kiki to form a separate power in the spirit
world.
It was neither Yukimiya Shiori nor Taowu who he wanted to lure──it was
this apostle.
Rikushou Renie was already in his battle form. Banshou Shima and Kaishou
Saihiru were as well.
Instead of greeting her brethren, who she hadn’t seen in a long time, Jyuri
switched to her battle form as well.
Jyuri was in charge of guarding Tao during school. Due to that, she couldn’t
enjoy the school festival and monitored Yukimiya Shiori the entire time. She
seemed quite serious about her work.
(So the two in the back are just witnesses? Anyhow, Renie’s pride wouldn’t
let him receive assistance. *sigh*…I missed my chance to suck on, err…eat a
chocolate banana.)
Moving her lower body, which had transformed into that of a serpent’s, Jyuri
got in front of Tao. It was a bit of a hassle for her to protect Yukimiya Shiori
with this form though.
“Now then, shall we begin, Renie? This time, I’ll knock you down and step
on you with my high heels.”
“Whenever you’re ready, Jyuri. From the very beginning, you were my
target.”
“You sure like to prattle, snake woman. I knew you were with Yukimiya
Shiori. Once I purge the three princesses, Qiongqi will form a lasting alliance
with Taowu…those were his words.”
“So, you’re going to start with me? In that case, you could have just called
me over like normal…what a dull spider you are.”
“Even for me, it would be quite difficult to tackle the ‘Three Princesses of
Hell’ at the same time. So, I used Taowu. Next will be Mion, then Kiki…I’ll
deal with you all one by one. Only after that will I ask my lord to accompany
me.”
However, the fact of the matter is that he managed to lure her using that bait.
Well, thanks to that though, she could settle things with this unlikeable guy.
Before Jyuri could finish, Renie was already right in front of her.
“!”
“Gah, hah!”
The king cobra apostle was faced with Renie’s repeated blows to the face,
throat, chest, and stomach.
“Genshou Jyuri! You’ve repeatedly mocked my pride, and for that, you will
pay with your life!”
──By the time he unleashed one hundred blows, his opponent had already
stopped moving.
Though it ended sooner than he thought, it seemed that this was the result of
There was no need to lure Mion or Kiki. Once they hear that he killed Jyuri,
they would do everything in their power to take revenge and would come to
him.
All that was left was to confront them. At least, that was what Renie thought.
“Unh!”
Though he immediately guarded himself using two of his left arms, the
impact reached Renie’s body. The arms he used to defend himself cracked,
and he found that their bones were broken.
“I’ve changed my mind about you, Renie. You’re surprisingly good at solo
dancing.”
“Jyuri, you…”
There stood the king cobra apostle, who he thought he had killed, chuckling
while uninjured.
…He already understood what happened. It was as she had said, he was
dancing alone.
“Let me tell you something. Those who dominate the battle in the beginning
The half-human, half-serpent woman brushed her blonde hair and stuck out
her tongue. As expected of Genshou…it was the first time Renie completely
fell for her tricks.
“My skills work well on men for some reason. That’s especially true for
middle-aged men.”
“Sorry, but don’t expect that to work twice. Those who show their skills in
the beginning will often lose…that’s also part of combat theory.”
The king cobra apostle and orb-weaving spider apostle confronted each other,
ready to attack once more.
The cheetah apostle and rhinoceros beetle apostle watched the scene from a
distance.
“Haha. Jyuri’s quite something, isn’t she? She led Renie around by the nose.”
“The three princesses all have the highest strength among generals.
Underestimating them would be fatal.”
“Hey, Saihiru. Just watching is boring, so why don’t we bet who will win?”
“Listen to others. Such behavior is exactly why you’re not allowed to be part
of the three princesses.”
“I, I rejected their invitation! Do you know the purpose of forming the three
princesses? I heard it was for concerts, you know? Frilly clothing wouldn’t
suit me!”
Jyuri, fed up with the noisy outsiders, complained. Though, she didn’t forget
to deal with Renie.
“You two, could you stop your comedy act? A serious scene is taking place
right──”
A large black shadow fell down from above Jyuri and Renie.
“!”
Noticing it at about the same time, the generals both jumped to avoid it.
Immediately following, there was a giant crash as the unknown figure landed
on the ground.
…It had a huge body nearly four meters tall. It had a thick, mighty ill will
that could choke someone. Furthermore, it was a grotesque oddity with
countless faces on its whole body.
One glance was all it took for Jyuri to know what it was.
(This is the monster Ichirou spoke about? Though, isn’t the magnitude of its
ill will too abnormal? This isn’t at the level of a general. At worst, it could
perhaps even rival an ‘Evil Spirit’…)
Just facing it alone made her whole body sweat. She felt a dizziness from its
murky miasma.
No wonder Kiki and Elmira lost to it. Actually, it’s a miracle that they
managed to come back alive after facing it. Such a monster was so out of the
ordinary.
Jyuri urged the confused Tao to fall back. Though it was rather forward of
her to do so, she had to take care of this problem.
…Or perhaps, an ‘Evil Spirit’ might be able to defeat that monster. However,
it was too dangerous to leave Tao to such a task.
Except for Taotie, “Evil Spirits” cannot fight separately from their vessels. If
their vessels are “destroyed,” then there’s a risk that they won’t be able to
maintain their forms.
(If Hinomori Ryuuga’s team were the opponents, then that risk would be
gone. They would never attack human vessels. However, this monster…)
At least then, she wouldn’t lose consciousness and could protect herself…but
there was no use complaining about it now. At any rate, she couldn’t rely on
Tao.
She then noticed that the four generals strangely gathered in front of Tao. It
was as if they were protecting her from the monster.
Wasn’t that monster the work of Qiongqi? Why would Renie, much less
Shima and Saihiru, be cautious? Were they surprised by it, unaware of that
such monsters existed?
While closely observing the situation, Jyuri spoke to the three next to her.
“What are you doing? Why did you all come here?”
“That’s what I wanted to ask. Jyuri, do you know about this? What is that?”
…The three didn’t know about it? If so, was that monster unrelated to
Qiongqi?
Jyuri’s bewilderment heightened. Before long, the monster’s many eyes all
looked at them at once.
Or rather, it wasn’t looking at Jyuri and the others. It was looking behind
them, at the girl wearing an Oumei High School uniform. That is, it was
looking at Yukimiya Shiori.
(It’s after Tao? In that case, this is where I come in…I don’t know how long I
can last against it though.)
It’s times like these that she wished Mion and Kiki had mobile phones.
Having no means to contact them, she couldn’t ask for their help. The odds
were against her.
Right when Jyuri stepped in to intercept it──another person did the same.
It was the spider apostle with six arms, though two of them were limp. The
unlikeable butler who tried to kill Jyuri just before.
“Leave this argument for later. Shima, Saihiru, you two help out as well. If
you can’t protect an ‘Evil Spirit’ in this situation, relinquish yourselves as
generals and as part of the top eight.”
Being rudely asked to cooperate, the cheetah apostle and rhinoceros beetle
apostle made grim faces.
“Haha. You beat us up and now you’re asking for our help…well, looks like
we don’t have a choice. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
“We have both acted disloyal by attacking Taowu at the cemetery. We shall
make up for that sin here.”
Shima and Saihiru surprisingly agreed to cooperate. When was the last time
she fought alongside generals outside of the three princesses…? She couldn’t
remember.
(I’m unsure about our teamwork, but it’s better to have them.)
At the end of the hero show, Masked Wolf escaped from the stage in a
hurry…and now I was in the middle of running around the school, searching
for Kiki.
Our easily pressured protagonist couldn’t refuse, so she once again put on a
cat-eared headband to say ‘nyan nyan’ to the customers. My condolences.
“What, Tie? There’s been bad guys showing up all morning. That includes
you.”
(That’s not what I mean, it’s probably that thing covered with faces! I think
it’s in that familiar abandoned factory!)
(I’m sure it’s that monster! Not the monster in this school!)
There’s no doubt that the monster is under Qiongqi’s control. The fact that it
“It seems we’ll have to go and take a look. Keep this a secret from Ryuga and
the others.”
Right now, the main characters are busy with the school festival part of the
story. Ryuuga and Elmira are busy with the “maid cafe,” Aogasaki’s working
on the “hero show,” Kurogame’s doing the “haunted house,” and Yukimiya’s
involved with the “matchmaking game.”
I can’t let any disturbances get in their way. Since part three, the Qiongqi arc,
will genuinely start tomorrow, we may not see the daily life part again for a
while.
I’ll have to deal with this alone. Leave school festival troubles to Kobayashi
Support for reliance and results!
With that in mind, I quickly ran to the stairs in a hurry. Thereupon, another
“Evil Spirit” called out to me.
(Hey, Sonny. You’d better get ready. Based on its ill will, this guy’s pretty
powerful. It’s nothing like the monster we beat the hell out of before.)
“Listen, Tie will go first. If he can’t beat it within ten minutes, then Uncle
Hundun will come out. If another ten minutes passes, then I’ll fight it in the
end as well.”
(Don’t fall flat on your face. Or rather, is it alright for the vessel to take part
as well…? Actually, knowing you, you’ll win, Sonny.)
While speaking to each other, I left the school building and rushed out of the
school gate.
Just like Taotie had reported, the monster was there. Its size was four meters
tall, the same size as the last one. However, its ill will was an order of
magnitude higher. It’s several, no, dozens of times larger, I think.
For some reason, Yukimiya, Jyuri, Renie, even Shima and Saihiru were there.
Furthermore, the four generals were in tatters, lying down on the floor.
If I were to guess, it seems that all of them faced the monster and ended up
having the tables turned on them. However, why were those three with Jyuri?
Isn’t that monster their ally?
Either way, there’s no time to dawdle around. The situation’s pretty urgent.
Tao’s about to fight the monster right now. She appeared above Yukimiya’s
head, her long black hair rustling around.
I dashed towards Yukimiya, carried her, and dashed again to take refuge near
the entrance. The monster’s eyeballs all glared at me, but I didn’t have the
time to care about that.
“I, Ichirou? Whatcha doin’?! I’mma beat that thing! I’ll mess it up so bad that
it’ll be on page three of tomorrow’s newspapers!”
“You don’t have to do that! More importantly, please explain what’s going
on! What happened here?!”
“Those four tried to protect me! But that dream team couldn’t even lay a hand
or foot on that thing! It’s like when Brazil lost seven times against Germany
in the World Cup semifinals in their own homeland!”
In any case, defeating that monsters takes priority. The full story can come
later.
“Go, Tie! Knock that thing down and don’t hold back!”
“Understood!”
Taotie immediately manifested in his battle form and charged towards the
monster.
In order to protect the generals, I ran towards Jyuri first. It’s situations like
these where Taotie’s ability to act independently comes in handy. That’s his
only merit.
“Hey, Jyuri. Hold onto my shoulder. I’ll have Yukimiya heal you later, so
please bear with it for now.”
“Don’t worry about it. You did better than Brazil’s national team.”
Jyuri changed to her human form without me telling her to. The hair she was
so prideful about was now disheveled, and her white gown was covered with
dirt. There were painful blue bruises everywhere on her body.
Could it be that this strange ill will isn’t just for show?
Furthermore, Shima and Saihiru put up a good fight with Tao, though she
wasn’t in her optimal state.
If the four of them group together, they could probably boast the strength of
an “Evil Spirit.” Will Taotie…be okay?
Upon looking at the battle, I found that Taotie was moving in circles around
the monster with light steps. It seemed that his goal was to daze it, but there’s
no point when it has all those eyes on its body.
After taking a backward glance at Taotie, who was provoking the thing with
whatever English proficiency he had, I carried Jyuri to the entrance.
We moved at a rather slow pace. The moment I turned around to get the other
three generals…
The moment Tao shouted, Taotie jumped back onto his feet. He swept the
dust off of his body and faced the monster again. As expected of an “Evil
Spirit,” he’s sturdy.
“I was caught off guard just now! I can see through that thing’s attack now!”
After a span of one second, Taotie tumbled back towards me. He took
another punch.
“I was also caught off guard just now! The same attack won’t work on an
‘Evil Spirit’ thrice!”
Though, in the end, he tumbled back again. If this were an anime, I think the
joke would start to get stale by now.
“I, I’m just in a bit of a bad shape! My face is drenched in water, you know!”
Ten minutes haven’t passed, but it might be better to do so. Despite being
pumped up, he was only falling flat on his face…or so I thought.
“Now I’m getting mad, damn you! You think you can just inflate your
strength?!”
Ignoring its cries, Taotie continued beating up the monster without giving it
room to counterattack.
It seems that he’s finally serious. As I thought, Taotie’s strong when he’s not
messing around. If he was weak, there would be no point to his existence.
“Wahaha! How do you like that?! Learned your lesson yet!? Say ‘I’ve
learned my lesson,’ to me! Say ‘Your strength is amazing,’ ‘You’re an
ikemen,’ and ‘I’m sorry for my mistake. I deserve exile,’ to me! Let me hear
it from any of your mouths!”
While spitting out his shameless requests, Taotie drove a knee strike with the
force of his whole body onto the monster.
At last, the monster fell down to its knees and became completely silent. If a
coach were here, they would definitely throw in the towel.
…In the end, it was a one-sided victory. Though the “Evil Spirit” took three
hits at first, it had no effect on him. It seems that Jyuri’s worries were
unfounded.
(So, it seems that there’s no need to protect Renie and the others anymore?)
Upon looking, I found that Renie, Shima, and Saihiru were already standing
up.
Forgetting their injuries, they paid close attention to Taotie, who stood in
front of the monster with an daunting pose. Well, he did solo an opponent
who easily brushed aside four other people.
The cheetah kuro gyaru held a hand over her chest while her cheeks slightly
“Stop, Shima. Right now, the lord you’re supposed to serve is Qiongqi. I
advise against such urges.”
After calming herself down, Shima staggered towards Saihiru. She struck his
chest and then smacked his chin.
“Hey Saihiru, let’s withdraw here. For now, let’s report about this monster to
Qiongqi.”
“No. Our orders are to observe Renie’s work. The abduction of Yukimiya
Shiori, or the disposal of Jyuri…our mission is not complete until either of
them are fulfilled.”
“Is this the time to be saying that?! Now that Taotie’s here, this is all for
nothing!”
“If we leave here, Renie will be left alone and in trouble. We cannot abandon
him. Without Renie, the alliance between Qiongqi and Tao wouldn’t have
happened.”
“Don’t call her Tao! Here, grab my shoulder…! You’re heavy, you monk!”
Shima tried to force Saihiru to grab her shoulder and leave the scene. Despite
insulting him, it seems that she doesn’t want to abandon her colleague.
(If they’re leaving, I’m grateful for that. Then I can just take Renie to the
Kobayashi house and have him talk with Yuki──)
With an ear-piercing scream, the monster stood up. Nevertheless, it took a lot
of damage from Taotie. This sudden turn of events was fairly unexpected.
The cheetah apostle forcibly dragged the rhinoceros beetle in order to quickly
flee.
Behind them stood a young boy. He was the ikemen transfer student who
wore a Hakubou Private High School uniform and was supposed to be
working as a maid until late afternoon.
Thereupon, Renie noticed his presence, as did Tao and Jyuri for the first time.
They noticed Tenryouin Agito.
Not paying any mind to us noticing him, Agito spoke with his usual poker
face.
“Unh!”
As a result, the rhinoceros beetle was the only one kicked away. That is, in
the direction of the monster that Taotie was neglecting.
I once took a surprise roundhouse kick from him, but that was nothing
compared to this serious blow. Despite how heavy Saihiru was, he flew like a
crumpled sheet of paper.
“Gah!”
After crashing into the floor, the monster then trampled over the rhinoceros
beetle apostle. It crushed him with its entire body weight, over and over
again.
“Hey, monster! I’m your opponent here! Stop! Don’t make light of me!”
However, it was already too late. Particles of light sprung up from Saihiru’s
body and he quickly began to vanish.
He was transforming into a soul. That is, the rhinoceros beetle apostle was
about to die.
“S, Saihiru…Agitooooo!”
With a raging fury, the cheetah apostle tried to leap towards Agito.
However, just before she could reach him, she suddenly stopped. Or rather,
she became rigid.
As for why──a dark aura emerged from Agito as he turned into a puppet. An
“Evil Spirit” with a beastly appearance, comparable to the monster nearby,
emerged.
From the type and tone of his voice, I thought for sure that he was just a kid
comparable to an elementary schooler. However, after seeing him for the first
time…he’s way different from what I imagined.
Pure white fur coated his entire body. It matched with his host’s uniform.
Furthermore, he had tails. Nine of them, in fact. His body’s only visible from
the waist-up, but those tails are probably from his rear.
Though, he had an odd face. This “Evil Spirit” had a mask on. It was an old-
fashioned fox mask with patterns on the forehead and cheeks.
“Q, Qiongqi…”
Renie and Shima froze in place, evidently bewildered by the “Evil Spirit’s”
sudden appearance.
Not minding the generals, Qiongqi suddenly took out a worn-out gourd and
raised it up towards the sky. He slowly lifted it up, turning it towards the
rhinoceros beetle’s soul.
“──Come, Saihiru.”
Eventually, the last of Saihiru’s soul particles entered the gourd. The fox-
masked “Evil Spirit” nodded in satisfaction and closed the lid.
After shaking the old gourd several times, Qiongqi opened the lid again.
With those words, particles of light spewed from the old gourd. They poured
onto the monster like a shower, and melted into it. Thereupon──
“Goooooooooaaaaah!”
The monster let out a chorus of screams, and the eyes around its body
permeated with light. It grew another set of arms from its shoulders and
charged towards Taotie once more.
Though Taotie fought back, the barrage of fists didn’t stop. With the sound of
fierce blows, the “Evil Spirit” was falling back.
“Don’t mess with me! You were all beaten up a bit ago…ow! Ow ow ow! T,
timeout for a bit! Technical timeout!”
Not caring that Taotie desperately formed a letter T with his hands, the
monster went crazy with its barrage.
Seeing that, Qiongqi giggled like a child. Behind the expressionless fox
mask, that is.
“Your monster beat the hell out of Jyuri! Your argument has no grounds!”
“Shiyuu only responds to those who bear hostility. So, it just followed its
instinct towards Jyuri and Tie. In other words, you’re the ones…who broke
the agreement.”
What a shrewd fox. Qiongqi just took first place in my “list of people I want
to punch if I have the chance to.” He’s tied with Kurogame now.
“Then what is this monster?! I know your subordinates are in that thing! You
can’t keep it hidden forever!”
But why can Qiongqi do this? His ability is “immediately reviving apostles
who have turned into souls”…so wouldn’t creating apostle amalgamations be
a different ability?
“Qiongqi, have you been hiding that ability this whole time?”
“Hmm~, not exactly. I just furthered my normal ability. With some advice
from Agito, that is.”
“W, what?”
“Well, the fundamental concept is the same. Should I revive an apostle right
after they turn into a soul? Or should I mix some together before reviving
them…? It’s the same thing as mixed rice.”
What’s with that analogy? Furthering his abilities? That’s dishonest! Viewers
and readers don’t like such after-the-fact establishments!
While everyone was at a loss for words, the cheetah apostle asked her lord a
question with desperation.
“Qiongqi, if that monster’s under your control, then why did Saihiru…if he
didn’t save me, I would have…was this Agito’s decision?”
At a glance, it looked like he was in a trance state, but he was actually just
showing no reaction. Like me, he had “converted” Qiongqi.
“Shima, you really are a bit dimwitted, aren’t you? You’re not fit for being a
general.”
The fox-masked “Evil Spirit” sighed sadly towards Shima, who faced the
ground.
Taotie, unable to handle the apostle amalgamation Shiyuu, was driven to the
With one hand on the concrete wall, he shouted “Rope break!” many times,
but of course, Shiyuu didn’t back down. Unfortunately, he’ll need to bear
with it for a bit longer.
“Listen, Shima. This is an official order that’s coming from me, not Agito.
You and Saihiru will be a pair of feed for Shiyuu.”
Hearing her sort-of death sentence, Shima’s lips trembled as she uttered “T,
that…”
“Originally, it would have been ideal if you and Saihiru died at the cemetery
the other day. By the hands of Tao, Hinomori Ryuuga’s team, or even
Kobayashi boy, that is.”
The cheetah apostle dropped to the floor. With her partner Saihiru dead,
though he didn’t actually “die,” and her lord letting her go, she was in a state
of chaos.
“……”
“The quickest way is to have an enemy turn them into souls. That’s why I’ve
been so generously dispatching my subordinates and losing them up until
now.”
From the very start, he only saw his subordinates as food for Shiyuu. This is
the first time I’ve encountered such an ill-natured enemy. This guy’s the first
one to actually put the “Evil” in “Evil Spirit.”
“Hey, Kobayashi boy. Three hundred eighty-one一──do you know what that
number represents?”
“That’s the number of apostles you guys have defeated so far. Around a
hundred of them came here when Dun opened those doors. Small fries who
died instantly, I believe?”
So Ryuuga and the others have defeated that many? I mean, a small number
of those were from me, but it’s still a spectacular number.
“I’ve steadily been collecting the souls of apostles. I’ve been doing this since
Hinomori Ryuuga came back to this town, when the ‘story’ finally began…so
in other words, I resurrected earlier than Dun and Tie.”
“Earlier than Hundun and Tie? So, you revived a long time ago?”
“Yep, but you know, I’m the final boss of the four fiends. I wanted my
appearance to be grand and I wanted to collect souls for Shiyuu.”
What the hell. Don’t tell me that Qiongqi was the first to awaken. Not to
mention that he’s been using Ryuuga’s battles to gather food for Shiyuu.
Even after we knew that he resurrected, he still wouldn’t appear on the front
stage. He would only repeatedly send his apostles to be slaughtered.
It was all to create his trump card, Shiyuu…I’ll give him praise for his
awareness as a final boss though.
“Then, you calling me on the phone back then to tell me about Higaia
attacking Elmira…”
Finally, the mystery of this has been solved. The question of why he told me
about Elmira and Shizuma’s crisis.
Perhaps he was after Shizuma for the sake of feeding Shiyuu? Can a baby
He really is a little brat. An egotistical fox who embodies both the innocence
and cruelty of children.
“Next, I made a prototype with double the amount, two hundred soldiers.
That was the one Dun beat up at the riverbank. It died before the first one.”
That was the heavyweight monster that overwhelmed Elmira and Kiki at the
riverbank. The monster Ryuuga’s crew defeated at the abandoned factory was
a lightweight.
I thought that Qiongqi scaled down, but it turned out that the smaller one was
made first.
“Those were valuable experiments. I still don’t fully understand this ability,
so I wanted to keep testing it secretly. I wanted to test how many apostles I
could use to make what kind of Shiyuu.”
At this point, the abandoned factory was pretty much Qiongqi’s stage. Tao,
Jyuri, Renie, Shima, and I all listened to his words in shock.
“So, taking my time for the third body, I built up food to create the ‘strongest
Shiyuu.’ Two generals, Balon and Higaia, along with fourteen commanders
make for high quality souls.”
Is that what the Shiyuu here is made of? The reason why Balon and Higaia
didn’t revive is because they turned into food?
“No matter how many souls of generals I use, there’s a limit to what they can
do. So for my third creation, I decided to include the souls of commanding
officers or greater. Now that I’ve come this far, there’s no need to keep it a
secret. From now on, Shiyuu will harvest souls by itself.”
“I knew something was strange. Qiongqi wasn’t reviving the dead apostles
very often…even for commanding officers or generals like Balon or
Higaia…”
“That’s right. I used them as food for this ‘Complete Shiyuu.’ Though, if I
had one miscalculation, it would be that it still couldn’t match Tie.
But──now I can use Saihiru. Shiyuu definitely has room to grow stronger
still.”
Taotie was still being cornered by Shiyuu. He tried to grapple him, but was
thrown around. He really is an “Evil Spirit” that can’t do things seriously.
“You’re right. It’s my decision to determine the fate of you apostles, right?
The ‘Evil Spirit’ is your king, after all.”
Qiongqi spread his arms, which were covered in snow white fur.
“Well, that’s my plan. So, Kobayashi boy, won’t you hand me the souls of
the three princesses? And you Renie, could you become Shiyuu’s food?”
Renie spoke in a low voice of disgust. It seemed that two of his arms were
injured. Did Shiyuu do that?
“Well, I must admit that I’ll sacrifice the souls of the top eight and three
princesses for Complete Shiyuu. Once that happens──we will see the birth
of a fifth ‘Evil Spirit.'”
“……”
──I’m sure I’ll be a final boss who performs beyond your expectations, you
know?──
──He expanded his ability with the advice of his vessel, Agito, and formed
apostle amalgamations.
──Due to that, he’s been busy collecting souls while refraining from making
a public appearance.
(Making a fifth ‘Evil Spirit,’ he said? He needs to even sacrifice the three
princesses for that to happen?)
If that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny. He wants to assimilate the three
sisters into that monster? What malicious stealing.
If Renie’s indeed the strongest of the top eight, he could likely take down the
three princesses. If Ryuuga’s team defeated them, that would be fine as well.
“Well actually, I’m confident that I can win without needing an alliance.
However, it would be much easier with Renie as a companion,” was what I
believe he said. What a heartless fraud. Now I see what it’s like being tricked
by a fox.
With tears in her eyes, she glared at Qiongqi while grinding her teeth in
anger. It wasn’t a gaze that someone would give to their lord.
That was understandable. She was also a victim of Qiongqi’s tricks, never
knowing about this plan. It seems she wanted to vent her anger, even if the
one she’s facing was an “Evil Spirit.”
“Ahaha, you frighten me so, Shima. Then, how about I make a make a
special exception and not hand you over to Shiyuu? In exchange, I’ll give
you another order.”
“Go back to the apartment complex and exterminate the apostles in there.
Now that I’m setting Complete Shiyuu into motion, I have no need for them
to remain alive. I’ll just use them to make another, inferior version of
Shiyuu.”
Agito said that there were currently one hundred fifty apostles in his mansion.
They’re likely all just soldiers, but a Shiyuu being made with that amount
would still be a burden to deal with. Taking into account the souls still inside
“I’m done being played for a fool! I won’t be your subordinate any longer!”
“How impolite, Shima. Be obedient and follow Qiongqi’s orders. First was
the vocalist Hasuki, then the drummer Saihiru, and now you’re next. Given
the circumstance, our band will have to pause its activities. Then again, the
band Apostle is still alive as long as I’m here.”
For some reason, the one who reacted to that statement wasn’t Shima, but
Renie.
Agito stared at the orb-weaving spider apostle, who had raised his voice in an
unusual manner.
“Are you that surprised that Agito ‘converted’ me? That’s right, I’ve kept it
hidden from you this whole time. You know why, don’t you?”
“……”
“Well, fine. I said this to Shima before. I’ll say it to you too. Return to the
apartment complex and exterminate the apostles in there. Though, the truth is
that if you don’t do it, Shiyuu can just do it instead.”
“I will no longer follow your orders! You are the enemy of Saihiru and my
companions!”
In the next moment…there was the sound of a thunderous roar, and the sky
suddenly turned dark.
“I can tell!”
Fortunately, Shiyuu was only aiming for Shima and me. I thought that the
cheetah apostle’s leg strength would allow her to flee, but…unfortunately, I
was too naive.
“Guh, my leg…!”
I forgot. She’s still wounded from her fight with Shiyuu. I wasn’t the target.
The apostle amalgamation’s target is…the one who’s defying Qiongqi, the
cheetah apostle!
If Shiyuu consumes Shima, then its power will only continue to grow. I can’t
afford to let her be food for that monster.
Above all, letting her die here would make Saihiru roll in his grave after
protecting her. A enemy from the upper echelons risked his life for her. I
don’t want that to go to waste.
Two meters away from Shima, Shiyuu swing its fist down. In addition to its
heavy weight, the momentum of its fall would make that blow a lethal one.
While saying that, Qiongqi opened the lid of the old gourd.
(Gah! M, my tailbone…)
After all, I saw it. Just before Shiyuu could hit her, a jet black silhouette leapt
in at a blazing speed.
As I thought, Taotie stopped Shiyuu’s fist. He braced his legs while his feet
were stuck inside the ground in order to protect the cheetah apostle.
Inside my head, Hundun cursed him by saying “Don’t praise him. He’s
couldn’t subdue Shiyuu in the first place,” but everything turned out alright in
the end. I think he deserves some appreciation.
While pushing back Shiyuu’s giant arms, Taotie spoke to the cheetah apostle
behind him.
“You mean that you…need me? You’ll take me in, even when Qiongqi
abandoned me…?”
“Now’s not the time for a personality shift! Move out of the way!”
“O, okay!”
The cheetah apostle responded and immediately stood up. Turning towards
Taotie one last time with watery eyes, she limped away from the abandoned
factory.
(Alright, so Shima withdrew. Though, I’m a bit concerned about the way she
acted just now…)
That face, those words…could it be that Taotie raised a flag with the cheetah
apostle? Did he actually get a fan?
In that case, Saihiru will be rolling in his grave for a different reason this
time. Though, my concern over potential romantic developments was
drowned out by Hundun’s angry voice.
“Huh?”
Half a second later, I felt a kick that grazed the top of my head. It was the
same roundhouse kick that blew away Saihiru’s giant body.
“Agito…”
Turning around, I saw Agito there. Above him floated the fox-masked “Evil
Spirit.”
“Well, as promised, let’s settle this. Who’s more suitable for Hinomori
Ryuuga, you or me…? Let’s make it clear.”
“Are you serious?! We’re not supposed to be battle until the end of the──”
“You’re the one who broke the cease-fire agreement. I won’t take any
excuse.”
His punches and kicks were extremely fast. They all aimed at my vital points.
Furthermore, they were all accompanied by an air-splitting sound.
(T, this guy really isn’t some ordinary person! This is far beyond anything a
human could do!)
Even I could barely dodge him. I could barely even fight back.
“That being said, I will be the victor here. The fangs of a dragon are what
belong in its jaw.”
“It was a poem I once sent to Hinomori. It must have touched her heart, since
she soon replied with ‘I don’t get it.'”
While holding that conversation, the speed of our attacking and defending
began to accelerate. Unfortunately, a hyperdimensional battle was unfolding
between two humans.
Placing the cups she received from Elmira onto a tray, Ryuuga moved
towards the customers on table three.
(I’m glad that they think I’m cute, but…*sigh*, what’s Ichirou doing? I
wonder if he found Mion and Kiki…)
Though, she wasn’t really concerned about the three princesses. As far as she
could see, they’ve been the same so far. It seems that they didn’t become
enemies after all.
She honestly wanted to just have a date under the guise of a search. She to go
around the many refreshment booths with her boyfriend. It was only natural
for a maiden to have such thoughts, right?
(I had to let Goutokuji take pictures of me in a maid outfit a little while ago…
I feel a bit down.)
Though, there was no use crying over spilled milk. She was student of class
B, so she had to do her part to contribute.
(Come to think of it, where did Tenryouin go? I was worried that he would
come back upon hearing that I was a maid again…)
If she recalled correctly, he also played the bass guitar. Well, she didn’t
intend to compete with him though. It would be enough for her if she
managed to earn Ichirou’s praise.
(If the performance goes well, I’ll have Ichirou pat my head. Then I’ll have
him embrace me from behind while saying ‘You’re the best, Ryuga. I love
you,’ to me…heheheh.)
Ryuuga picked up the hem of her skirt while saying “Master, two coffees.
Thank you for waiting, nyan.”
That first battle’s fine, but the second one’s a big problem. It’s definitely a
matter that no one should see, a scene that shouldn’t exist.
“To think you could last this long…you really are my rival, Kobayashi.”
Countless fists flew in the blink of an eye. Furthermore, kicks soared, aiming
His kicks were bad, but I needed to be careful with his fists as well. Rings
with unsettling designs of skulls and pentagrams fitted Agito’s fingers.
Taking a punch to the face would do a number on me.
“Ryuga’s a guy! I’ve seen it many times! He’s got a massive thing between
his legs!”
“A, are you sane?! He’s carrying a package in his pants, I said!”
Qiongqi criticized us, saying “Stop talking about that during battle.” The
nerve that scheming fox has to leisurely watch from above!
“Say, Agito. You’re almost done, right? Why don’t we withdraw? There’s no
need to settle things with Kobayashi boy in such a hurry.”
It happened the moment Qiongqi said that. I felt a spine-chilling, powerful ill
will from above.
Looking up, I found that the fox-masked “Evil Spirit” gathered a dark aura
into both of his arms. I’ve seen that phenomenon before. Taotie and Hundun
The “Evil Spirits” can release waves of ill will from their palms. It’s
something akin to a cannon.
(Is Qiongqi going to intervene in this battle? Not good, if I take a hit from
that at this distance, I’m dead meat! I won’t get off with just my hair being
rustled!)
I was about to call out to Taotie in a panic, but he was busy grappling Shiyuu.
Is this the time to be doing a sumo match?! Your vessel is in a tight situation
right now!
Qiongqi took the hand he held up and suddenly turned it the other way. He
faced his palm towards the entrance of the factory, near an alley.
“No…!”
Immediately following, Qiongqi released waves of ill will from his five
fingers. The five black bullets left a trail, soaring towards her like comets.
“Yukimiya! Run!”
Once more, Tao manifested above Yukimiya’s head and flexed her arms like
whips, striking down the wave attacks. It was like some kind of volleyball
move.
Oh, right. Tao did withdraw, but didn’t put Yukimiya back in control.
As expected of an “Evil Spirit,” she struck down all five wave attacks,
despite being weakened. She didn’t earn the high score in that taiko game for
nothing.
While loading the fingers on his right hand with more ill will, Qiongqi
whistled while seeming impressed.
“Oh, I might have underestimated you, Tao. I thought that one shot would do
it.”
“Qiong! I’m mad now! Makin’ apostles into food for monsters makes ya as
bad as a pumpkin thief!”
“I’d prefer if you didn’t talk about pumpkins while taking on that
appearance.”
Ugh…this scene should really be left on the cutting room floor. Here we have
a friend character involved in a battle, and two “Evil Spirits” away from the
protagonist, talking about pumpkins.
“No matter, Tao. I wonder how long you can defend against my attack? It’s
been about a month since you’ve awakened, right? How acquainted are you
with your vessel?”
Qiongqi unleashed wave attacks from his five fingers once more.
Furthermore, he released more in succession.
“T, this is like Oni Mode in that taiko game…!”TLNOni difficulty is the
highest difficulty setting in Taiko no Tatsujin, the taiko rhythm game being
referenced here.
Furthermore, each ill will had a different trajectory, making them hard to deal
with. Fastballs, curveballs, sliders, shootballs, forkballs…Despite the starting
lineup, those are some pretty good pitches.
“Ahaha, hold out, Tao. Though, is it really okay to tackle my waves? I’m not
referring to your wellbeing, but Yukimiya Shiori’s.”
Looking at Yukimiya, I found that despite being in a trance state, her face
seemed warped with pain.
At that time, the “Evil Spirit’s” damage transferred to his host as well. That’s
an apparent risk when the “Evil Spirit” hasn’t been “converted” yet.
Agito’s attacks were growing more and more intense. Instead of running out
of breath, it seemed like his engine was warming up.
Suddenly, one of the ill wills hit Tao and caused her to fall over backwards.
While saying that, Qiongqi held up his left hand. He had only used his right
hand up to this point. He had been continuously gathering ill will in it, setting
it aside for a massive attack.
“Agito…!”
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, I immediately sent a kick towards
Agito’s solar plexus. At that moment, the wave cannon on Qiongqi’s left
hand went off. It went right towards Yukimiya, who stood defenseless.
Tao couldn’t brace herself. I didn’t have time to make it. Taotie didn’t either.
However, at that moment, the king cobra apostle stood before Yukimiya. It
was the eldest daughter still riddled with injuries, whose blonde hair was
disheveled.
“J, Jyuri!”
“Ichirou, thank you for everything. Please take care of Mion and Kiki.”
The wave erupted in a direct hit. A torrent of black light burst, rolling up
gusts of wind.
“……”
…In turned out that Jyuri was safe. Yukimiya and Tao were safe too.
The one who took the hit, and the one who pushed Jyuri out of the way at the
last moment──was Renie.
Jyuri’s old rival, Tao’s trusted retainer, Yukimiya’s butler, and the orb-
weaving spider apostle.
“Guh, ugh…”
With a slight groan, Renie fell down. His whole body was charred black,
smoke rising from him.
It’s impressive enough that he took the blow without vanishing instantly.
Perhaps he was gifted with a sturdy physique.
“S, Sebastian…?”
Next, I heard a faint voice from Yukimiya. It seemed that she switched with
Tao and understood the situation immediately.
The fox-masked “Evil Spirit” gave a small shrug towards the spider apostle
on the ground.
“Oh my. So it’s going to be like that…? Though, it’s quite nice that you
didn’t die instantly. With this, I’ll have the soul of another general.”
With a muffled laugh, Qiongqi spoke to Renie, who was on the verge of
death.
“It’s such a shame that this is how you leave. It took a lot of effort for me to
pretend we were allies, and I even had a plan to leave you sleeping with the
fishes.”
As I was rushing towards them, Yukimiya held up Renie’s upper body. Oh,
perhaps Tao switched with Yukimiya so that she could use her healing
abilities.
“I know what you had in mind, Renie. You wanted to seal me and transfer
Tao to Agito, right? You wanted him to have two ‘Evil Spirits’ like
Kobayashi boy, didn’t you?”
Moving Tao to Agito? Have him hold two “Evil Spirits” like me?
Looking at Qiongqi, who was seven or eight meters away, I asked him “What
do you mean?” Fortunately, it seemed that he stopped shooting his waves.
“It’s as I said. Though he would have two ‘Evil Spirits’ in him, I would fall
under a deep slumber. By doing so──Agito would effectively be Tao’s
exclusive vessel.”
That’s basically the same as changing Tao’s vessel. Besides, what’s the point
of that?
“Renie, not knowing about Shiyuu, thought that the war had already been
decided. Tie, Dun, and Tao all chose to coexist with humanity.”
“……”
“The only thing left to do would be to seal me. By the time I would resurrect
once more, the relationship between humans and the ‘Apostles of Hell’
would have changed greatly. In other words, Renie was willing to secure the
‘story.'”
However, he remained silent on top of Yukimiya’s lap. His six arms dangled,
not making any movements, perhaps unconscious.
Securing the story as he pleases would cause a bit of trouble, but his goal was
the same as ours. His stance on opposing coexistence back at the
supermarket’s bicycle parking lot was a lie.
“Renie was thinking about what would happen after that. Say, Kobayashi
boy. If the battle with the ‘Apostles of Hell’ ends, what would Hinomori
Ryuuga and the rest do?”
The main characters, released from their fate, would each peacefully return to
their lives. That’s how the end of the story would go.
That’s the conclusion I had in mind. Then, during the end credits, everyone’s
daily lives would show up onscreen.
“She can’t live a normal life with an ‘Evil Spirit’ in her body. In other words,
Yukimiya Shiori──can’t escape fate. The fate of being an ‘Evil Spirit’s’
vessel, that is.”
I see. His goal was to “liberate Yukimiya Shiori.” Liberate her from both the
fate of battle and the fate of being a vessel.
Of course, when peace arrives, the main characters would still have their
(However, Tao’s different. The ‘Evil Spirit’ has her own personality, eats and
drinks, and wants to interact with humans. It’s not like she would fall into
slumber by then, so we can’t ignore her.)
The “Evil Spirit” could follow her for the rest of her life. I’m no stranger to
this matter.
“Say, Kobayashi boy. Don’t you think Renie’s more wicked than me? He
tricked both sides, tried to eliminate the three princesses to get close to me,
and even tried to push Tao onto Agito.”
“……”
“Not even for Tao’s sake, but for the enemy, Yukimiya Shiori’s sake. It’s
fine if that angers you too, you know.”
I have no right to judge him. After all, I’ve let my ego get the best of me as
well.
Renie thinks of other lords as akin to insects. I believe Mion told me that.
It seems that she was right all along. It seems that he didn’t think much about
the lives of Agito or the three princesses either. No wonder he didn’t ask for
my help. He was going to follow through with sacrificing the three
princesses.
All for the sake of his lord. However, Tao isn’t Rikushou Renie’s only lord
anymore.
Even now, the spider apostle wore a ring of beads on his index finger…that
alone is enough to tell the story.
“Though, Renie’s plan failed from the very beginning. He didn’t know about
Shiyuu. Furthermore, he misjudged Tenryouin Agito as a vessel.”
I did hold back, but that should’ve left a normal person on the ground for
fifteen minutes. He could already move again.
“It seems that Renie found Agito to be a rare vessel. However, he thought
that at best…he could only hold two ‘Evil Spirits,’ and that one of them
would have to lie dormant.”
In other words, “converting” an “Evil Spirit” requires more power than just
hosting two of them. He didn’t realize Agito’s capabilities.
“Agito being able to ‘convert’ us would be a big problem for Renie. If Tao
was ‘converted’…then the hierarchical relationship between the ‘Evil Spirit’
and host would completely change.”
So that’s why Renie was so shocked earlier. He saw that Qiongqi didn’t take
over Agito’s consciousness.
Agito would have power over an “Evil Spirit” residing in him. Just like how I
have power over Taotie and Hundun.
“I assure you, Agito can ‘convert’ Tao without a doubt. I can also assure you
that he’ll use her as a tool for destruction.”
“……”
At that moment, the spider apostle on Yukimiya’s lap faintly opened his eyes.
However, his eyes were empty and lacked focus. Yukimiya continued trying
her hardest to heal him, but it seems he still couldn’t get up.
“Miss Shiori…I’m…”
“As far as I’m concerned, that’s a life with you and Tao. That’s what I want
myself. So please…come back, Sebastian. I said it before, didn’t I? That even
if you’re an ‘Apostle of Hell,’ you’re still my──”
Qiongqi’s reached out his right arm and flew towards us.
“!”
“S, Sebastian!”
“Aaaaugh!”
A yell reached every nook of the venue, and with it came a rumble in the
ground. Upon looking, I found that Taotie gave Shiyuu a shoulder throw.
It’s great that he won against the monster amalgamation, but now’s not the
time to celebrate. Renie’s being taken away.
Held by Qiongqi’s enormous hand, the spider apostle groaned under the
pressure. This is bad. At this rate, he’ll turn into food for Shiyuu, right after
Saihiru!
After wiping his forehead in satisfaction, Taotie finally looked our way.
Noticing that Renie was in Qiongqi’s hand, he let out a “Huh?” in dimwitted
way.
“Color me surprised, Tie. To think Shiyuu would be no match for you, even
after taking in Saihiru…were you always that strong? Weren’t you just a
mere dimwit?”
“Who are you calling a dimwit?! You think I’d lose to this greenhorn here?!
(Did he recover Shiyuu? He can revert the souls to their original state?)
Once he closed the lid of the gourd, Qiongqi once again gave his vessel a
warning.
“He kicked your stomach quite hard, didn’t he? Kobayashi boy’s no easy
opponent when you’re in that state. It’s better to retreat, don’t you think?”
Agito still glared at me, but before long, he reluctantly turned around.
“Hold it!”
“If you’re leaving, then put down Renie! He’s not your subordinate! He’s
part of Tao’s faction!”
“Sorry to say, but Renie’s mine. By offering his soul, Shiyuu will power up
once more…aren’t you glad that the story will liven up?”
“What do you mean? You must be the ‘Evil Spirit’ Qiongqi, right? What do
you mean by…offering Sebastian’s soul…?!”
“I believe this is the first time we’ve met, ‘White Tiger.’ It’s exactly as I’ve
said. Now then, I’m taking Renie.”
“Let go! Qiongqi’s going to turn Sebastian into a soul and feed him to that
monster!”
I was thinking about bringing back Renie myself…but the moment the
thought came to my head, something happened.
“Kobayashi…please retreat…”
Inside the hands of Qiongqi, the spider apostle spoke with gasping breaths.
Despite his words, I didn’t have it in me to run away. Renie, in serious
condition, no longer has the strength to break free on his own!
“It would be wrong for you to help me after I…tried to eliminate Jyuri…”
“You made up for it by protecting Jyuri! You can’t leave without the
permission of the story planner!”
Renie turned his gaze towards my direction. More specifically, towards the
“I’m very pleased that…you think we’re ‘family’…but, you should forget
about me already…”
“I would never forget my family! Wait there, Sebastian! I’ll help you!”
However, Jyuri wouldn’t let her. Not only that, she urged me to hold back as
well.
“Ichirou, we can’t stop Renie’s abduction. This is our loss. There’s nothing
we can do anymore.”
Well, I suppose in Jyuri’s eyes, Renie hasn’t been forgiven. It’s likely that
he’s not only her sworn enemy, but also Mion and Kiki’s sworn enemy as
well. But even so…
“If we make a move, Qiongqi will instantly get rid of Renie. Perhaps some
would consider that favorable. After all, the spirits Qiongqi personally kills
himself won’t enter Shiyuu.”
“And if we let him get away, Shiyuu will end his life instead!”
“Why?!”
“That way──Yukimiya Shiori won’t have to witness the moment Renie dies.
I think that’s a greater risk to avoid than strengthening Shiyuu.”
Still, if Qiongqi kills Renie here, then he won’t become Shiyuu’s feed. In any
case, since the spider apostle’s fate is sealed, that would be the best scenario.
…No, wait. What’s good about that scenario? Is it worth it to have Yukimiya
watch Renie die? Is it worth it to watch her heart tear itself apart?
I couldn’t move anymore. Taotie also racked his brain, unable to figure out a
good strategy.
“Sorry for the trouble, Jyuri…I never thought I would be thanking you…”
The king cobra apostle and spider apostle stared at each other from a distance
away.
For some reason, Agito stood there, exposing his back to us.
“Jyuri, I’ve told you before that…I, Rikushou Renie, always serve Taowu no
matter what…that is my pride…”
“That’s right. I’m pretty sure I responded by asking if that was just you being
a stubborn geezer.”
“Laugh if you want. I’ve already lost my pride as an apostle long ago…how
shameless I was to spout such a thing…while having two lords…”
Jyuri brushed her blonde hair and spoke. Her usual lewd self was nowhere to
“Renie, leave the rest to me. I, Genshou Jyuri, will take over the role of…
protecting Tao and Yukimiya Shiori.”
“…Please do.”
With those words as a cue, Agito began to silently walk. Qiongqi floated
above him, and they disappeared into the dim abandoned factory with Renie.
Perhaps they were planning to exit the building from the back.
“Say, Uncle Hundun. Was Renie’s plan really the right thing to do? What
about moving into Kyouka instead of Agito…?”
(Actually, I warned Renie against that. I told him ‘If you lay a hand on
Kyouka, your death will not be painless.’)
It seems that Renie replied to that with “I will keep that in mind.” I wonder if
he didn’t want to stir up trouble with any “Evil Spirit” other than Qiongqi.
Perhaps inside, Tao was crying as well. Perhaps she’s mourning over her own
inability…to prevent Renie from being taken away.
“Huh?”
“Sebastian…Sebastian…”
“Just be lucky that you don’t have to watch Renie’s final moments.
Furthermore, please listen to what I have to say. There still might be a
chance──to get Renie back.”
Yukimiya’s eyes widened upon hearing that. Oddly enough, it seems that
Hundun and the king cobra apostle had the same idea.
“W, what do you mean? There’s a way to prevent Renie from dying?”
(I’m talking about what happens after that. That is, ‘taking Renie back after
he becomes part of Shiyuu.’ Do you get what I mean by that, Sonny?)
No, I don’t. There’s a way to save Renie, even after he’s been fed to
Renie…?
“It’s Gazari, Ichirou. Though, I only heard about him from Kiki.”
While I was trying to figure out who that was, Hundun spoke.
(That was a soldier who’d previously been food for Shiyuu. Qiongqi said
something a while back. He told us that he doesn’t fully understand his
ability yet. Perhaps we know one thing that he doesn’t.)
What Hundun and Jyuri were talking about gradually became clearer.
There, we met an apostle amalgamation for the first time…though that was
actually the second prototype for Shiyuu. During that time, Hundun yanked
out Shiyuu’s arm, “resurrecting” Gazari.
Did Qiongqi watch that fight take place? If he didn’t, then he might not know
about that fact. He might not know that Shiyuu had such a quirk.
(We can’t say for sure. That’s why I said it’s only a possibility. However, it’s
worth a try.)
It’s definitely a promising idea. If Gazari, a mere soldier, can resurrect, then
there’s no reason why a general like Renie can’t do the same!
“Yukimiya, Listen!”
“If we pull out an arm from the apostle amalgamation, Sebastian will come
back…?”
“That’s right, Yukimiya! It’s too early to give up hope! Your episode might
not have a bad ending!”
“Though, how will we pinpoint which part contains Renie so that we can pull
him out? Three other generals, Balon, Higaia, Saihiru, along with fourteen
commanding officers are in there too…so if you think about it, there’s a one
in eighteen chance that we’ll get the right one.”
That’s true, I suppose we’d have to keep trying until we eventually pull Renie
out.
Even if we get the wrong one, Shiyuu will weaken due to missing an apostle.
The probability that we get the right one will also increase, so there’s no loss
in taking the gamble.
“Alright, Tie! Let’s go to a shrine tomorrow and draw fortunes! Let’s train
our luck!”
As I gave my order, I stared at Taotie in front of me, who was lying down on
the ground.
“Is now the time to be worn out?! Your disorderly life is the reason why
you’re in that sorry state right now! Lately, you’ve been getting flabby as
well!”
I gnashed my teeth with watching the “Evil Spirit” rub his stomach with a
pout.
“J, Jyuri?”
How could I have forgotten? She hadn’t fully recovered yet. She’s still full of
wounds.
“These wounds are bad…did you really hold me down while in this state?”
“You were surprisingly strong, making it hard to keep you still. Well, that
shows how much you wanted to take Renie back…*sigh*, it’s thanks to that
spider that I’m alive…”
I briefly told Yukimiya about how Jyuri tried to protect her back then.
Yukimiya listened silently, then straightened her back and gave her thanks.
“If you think so, then how about acknowledging me as a school teacher?”
“…I understand. I will put faith in you. That being the case, I won’t chase
after Sebastian right now. I believe that we will rescue him eventually.”
“Of course, it aches my heart. I want to chase after him, even now. However,
I can bear with it. If Qiongqi kills him──I won’t ever get him back.”
That’s right. There’s no point in being hasty and forcing Qiongqi kill Renie
himself. Ironically, having him become part of Shiyuu is the only way to save
him.
Did Jyuri stop Yukimiya and me with that in mind? Of course, it’s likely that
her main reason was to “not let Yukimiya witness the moment Renie dies.”
(Our eldest daughter is quite the ruffian, being able to trick Qiongqi. It seems
she’s more than just a lewd lady.)
The eldest daughter in question had a better complexion now that she was
being healed.
“Well, Renie has fought in the human world for hundreds of years, so I don’t
think this is the first time he’s died. In the first place, he’s not going to truly
“…Okay.”
She must have had it rough. However, Yukimiya had regained her
composure. Her strong emotional strength is what makes her the “Shrine
Maiden of Life”…and Tao’s vessel.
“Jyuri, there’s something you said earlier. You mentioned that you would
protect Tao and me.”
The king cobra apostle remained silent for a while, staring at Yukimiya.
“Are you making that request as a student of Oumei High School, not as the
successor of the ‘White Tiger’?”
Hearing those words, Jyuri soon nodded. The eldest daughter was eager to
cooperate, but couldn’t say it honestly. Perhaps the second daughter’s
tsundere-ness is rubbing off on her.
“In that case, I’ll lend you my power. Not as Genshou Jyuri, but as the school
nurse Hebizuka Ai.”
“Hebizuka Ai?”
“I should mention that the name Ai came from the I-cup I have. Though, it
might become a J-cup soon.”
The moment Jyuri said that, Yukimiya moved her knees away.
“Oh, my bad.”
“I know you can! I’m your patient, you know? An injured nurse, you know?”
I thought that they had finally gotten along, but…it seems that they still
aren’t on good terms.
Afterwards, Yukimiya and I returned to the school and immediately met with
Ryuuga and the others on the rooftop.
It was already past three o’clock. The band performance in the gym stage was
occurring soon, but telling them about the incident in the abandoned factory
was urgent.
Sure enough, Ryuuga and the others were surprised by what Yukimiya and I
had to report.
“I, is that true, Shio?! You and the ‘Evil Spirit’ Taowu are already close
friends?!”
Kurogame lost her composure as her round eyes grew even rounder.
“I’m sorry, everyone. I wanted to keep it a secret until I could ‘convert’ Tao
and introduce her to everyone. I didn’t think that my story alone would be
credible…”
After Yukimiya deeply bowed her head in apology, Ryuuga took a step
forward. True to her protagonist-like nature, she held a firm expression.
I felt nervous…worried that they would be angry at her for remaining silent
about such an important matter.
Upon looking, it seemed that everyone held looks of concern. They were
more worried about Yukimiya’s well-being than the other problems.
Ryuuga gently took Yukimiya’s hand into hers. The heroines also held out
their hands, overlapping with each other’s.
“Shiori, you don’t need to carry this weight alone. We want you to know that
you can rely on us.”
“You don’t have to hold it in. We won’t mind if you cry, you know?”
“Uogh, aah, it must have been hard for you, Shio! It must have been torture!”
The vampire retorted to the crying tortoise with “Aren’t you the one taking it
Suddenly, a girl’s voice entered the venue. There was no need for me to
check who it was. It was someone I knew very well, the second daughter of
the three princesses.
“Mion, you…!”
There was a three meter tall wire fence around the roof to prevent anyone
from falling. A sidetailed girl wearing a school uniform sat at a corner of the
fence.
Aogasaki stared at the heron apostle, pointing her sword while roaring.
“Mion, where have you been hiding?! What have you been doing after
running away from us!”
“I was eating a chocolate banana. Then I ate some takoyaki and visited a yo-
yo fishing attraction.”
“You’re saying that you were just calmly visiting the school festival…?!”
“Well, that doesn’t matter right now. Isn’t that right, Masked Vermilion
Bird?”
The heron girl leapt from the fence swooped down in front of us.
Unfortunately, she held down her skirt with her hand, so what lies beneath it
will remain a mystery.
“In other words, you didn’t actually turn against us all along.”
“Well, who knows. You’ll get into trouble if you place too much trust in us.”
“We don’t intend to be your enemies, but that doesn’t mean we’re your
friends. We just share a common goal, defeating Qiongqi.”
“We can work with that. We’ll put our trust in you, Mion.”
Thereupon, the heron maiden’s cheeks turned red for some reason. This time,
she turned the other way and stubbornly avoided eye contact with the
crossdressing protagonist.
“D, don’t act so overfamiliar. Didn’t I just say we’re not friends?”
“I think it’s charming that you aren’t honest about your feelings.”
“H, huh?! A, are you an idiot?! What are you saying to an apostle?!”
“That reminds me, this came from Tie, but I heard you were a good chef. I’d
like to try your cooking someday.”
“Y, you should be focusing on Yukimiya right now. You guys have a stage
performance after this, right? Can Yukimiya sing in this state?”
It was obvious that she was putting on a brave front. Ryuuga and the others
knew that, but gave a nod. The heron girl also showed a worried expression.
Perhaps he even planned on having us defeat him under the pretense of being
an enemy. I suppose Renie played his “character” in his own way.
“That’s why I will sing. I will let my voice reach Sebastian, letting him know
that I’m doing my best with my school life.”
Hearing her decision, Ryuuga nodded. Aogasaki, Elmira, and Kurogame also
showed acceptance.
As she said that, Yukimiya glanced at a certain direction. She glanced right
towards the helpful heron instructor who gave her singing lessons, even
today.
At last, the moment had arrived, and the main characters began their live
performance. They quickly added the heron girl as a member.
I guess I should mention that an egret is a type of heron. It was a name meant
to emphasize the two vocalists, the ‘White Tiger’ and the heron, though only
a small portion of people would understand that.
Mion and Yukimiya split the vocals, taking turns to sing. Undaunted by the
surprisingly enthusiastic heron girl, the “Shrine Maiden of Life” also shouted.
She was elegant to the very end.
An air of enthusiasm quickly filled the room. The audience threw their hands
into the air, creating a wave of cheering. In just a few seconds, ‘White Egret’
grabbed everyone by the heart.
“Oooooh! Miooooon!”
Sasaki yelled from the front row. I was a little jealous of Mion.
“You’re the best, Rei! I’ve fallen in love with you all over again!”
Next to him, Miyamoto shouted as well. She was in class E and a classmate
of Kurogame.
Those words came from Satou and Ogura, students of my class. Come to
think of it, they were members of Elmira’s private fan club.
Next to Taotie were Kiki and Jyuri, also waving glow sticks. Having received
Yukimiya’s healing, Hebizuka had already fully recovered.
It was a wonderful performance, where both the performers and the audience
were one.
“Agito, I didn’t think you would come back to school. Unfortunately, Ryuga
already knows your true nature.”
While the gym continued to grow livelier, Agito and I stared at each other.
Despite the tense situation, my body unconsciously went along with the
music. It seemed that Agito was the same.
“I don’t care. I’ve gotten Hinomori’s email address, had a date with her, and
“Right time?”
The surprise announcement stunned me. Leave the school? He’s changing
schools again?
“Unlike your Taotie, Qiongqi can’t operate independently from his vessel. In
other words, as long as I’m at school, Qiongqi is as well.”
Indeed, if things remained that way, it would be easy for us to figure out his
plans. Is he changing schools again to prevent that? In that case, why did he
even come here in the first place?
“……”
“I believe that next time, Shiyuu will be even stronger. Renie probably won’t
be its only meal.”
Come to think of it, where did Shima go? We might need to ensure her safety
before Qiongqi can catch her.
“Kobayashi, there’s nothing left to discuss with you…move out of the way.”
There’s no real reason for me to stop Agito from leaving. In fact, I want him
to leave.
The reason I was stopping him was because he was heading in the direction
of the stage. He was carrying his bass guitar over his shoulder.
“Didn’t you say that you wouldn’t play in any band other than Apostle?!”
“If Hinomori’s there, that’s a different matter. Playing a bass duo with her…
would be supreme bliss. Perhaps it wouldn’t even be a jam session anymore,
it would be a jam sex-ssion.”TLNYes, he actually said that. I did not take any
liberties with that translation.
“Can’t you take the hint?! I already said that we know your true identity!”
“That matters not. I’m the type who separates their public and private
affairs.”
“Sh, Shiori?!”
Ryuuga and the others continued to play, but they were clearly uneasy. They
were all dumbfounded, paying close attention to the two vocalists.
She did a slow dance that didn’t fit the song at all. She wasn’t even saying
“Yay!” or “Come on!”, she was saying “Yattosa, yattosa.”TLNYattosa is a
phrase often associated with the Awa Odori dance. In terms of meaning, it’s
Needless to say, it was Tao. While I was trying to stop Agito, it seemed that a
different, unexpected person crashed into the performance.
She seemed to have judged that she couldn’t do it alone. The heron girl asked
for help from the king cobra woman and the Hokkaido wolf girl.
“No!”
“Stop!”
Jyuri and Kiki went up to the stage, starting their own performances. The
main character’s band show grew even more chaotic.
While holding down Agito, I glanced at Ryuuga…to find that she pulled
herself together and continued strumming the bass.
It seems the performance took priority over retorting to the situation. I admire
the spirit. Though, is that really alright, protagonist?
The stronghold for the “Apostles of Hell,” a world living in a separate space-
time from the human world.
There was no sun, a land of perpetual darkness. Only a large moon stood in
the starless black sky, illuminating the desolate lands, the steep mountains
and seas of trees.
“…There’s no day or night in this world. I feel like my senses are going
crazy.”
A full moon glowing blood red meant that it was more or less “daytime.”
There was no day or night in a world without sunlight, so months were
tracked using the phases of the moon.
“How does the moon change shape when there’s no sun? Well, perhaps the
moon works differently than on the human world…”
Before long, Shizuma grew tired of staring at the moon and turned towards
the castle entrance.
He didn’t know who made them, but he thought that their carvings were
beautifully finished. Ever since he turned this castle into his hideout, staring
at them has been Shizuma’s daily routine.
They were made in the images of the “Evil Spirits,” worshipped as lords by
the “Apostles of Hell.”
(Come to think of it, I’ve done a lot of rude things…having an ‘Evil Spirit’
change my diaper must have been really disrespectful.)
He reflected on himself.
A fox-masked “Evil Spirit” with snow white fur and nine tails.
“Why so surprised? You know that ‘Evil Spirits’ can transfer to the spirit
world, don’t you?”
“Still, it’s exactly as Agito said. To think you would hide in the spirit
world…you’ve really done it now.”
While speaking, Qiongqi took one step, then another step, forward.
“It’s quite lucky that we met like this. Shima may have unfortunately escaped
me, but…your soul will make do.”
What to do? Should he call Gaigo, Yagujya, and Zelva? No, commanding
officers wouldn’t be a match for him. He couldn’t afford to expose his
precious friends to danger.
“Shizuma, you’re an apostle as well, so why don’t you listen to the orders of
an ‘Evil Spirit’? Now, how about you come with me? Shiyuu is waiting.”
“…No matter your words, the ones I serve are Uncle Taotie and Hundun. I
will not comply with your orders.”
“You’re quite logical for a young boy. Still, there’s a way I can force you to
comply, you know?”
“Do you think I can’t? Don’t get carried away, child of Reida.”
As they ended the conversation, the both of them kicked their feet off of the
ground at the same time.
Only the black sky and crimson moon watched over the duel.