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March 2011
March 2011
March 2011
ANl'II"E ARUNDEL
COUNfY
MARYLAND
OSTOMY ASSOCIATION, INC.
P.O.BOX 847
GAMBRILLS, MD 21054
A Chapter of the United Ostomy Association, Inc.
CURRENT MEETIING
March 3,2011 Group Discussions
FUTURE MEETINGS
Note: Regular meetings are held on the first Thursday of each month, at 7:30pm in room A on the 7th
floor of the new Health Science Building. See inside cover for directions. If AA County Schools are
closed due to inclement weather, there will be no meeting.
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PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE
I am sorry I missed the February meeting, I wasn't feeling well and didn't want to pass whatever I had
to anyone else, Thanks to Stan Novack and Stan Baker for taking over in my absence,
Please keep coming to the monthly meetings, Although I am repeating myself, you can always learn
something new from another member or help someone else by sharing your experience or helpful hint.
Paul
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EMPIRE
PROFESSIONAL PHARMACY
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The reason women over 50 don't have babies is because we would put them down and forget where we put I
them,
It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants
I on fire,
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become
really good friends,
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving
too fast, Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day,
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the manufacturers for you to try. There is no reason
piece on the skin barrier. Often, a pressure fit snap to continue using a poorly performing or
ring, similar to that used in Tupperware ™ is used for uncomfortable pouching system.
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A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up remove the pouch entirely for cleaning. A bit
to the bar and asks for a dri nk. of ordinary dish detergent with warm water, or,
if bacteria are a concern, a bit of white vinegar
The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in
mixed with water will do the trick. Fill the
here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says
pouch with the warm water/soap/vinegar
"This is my eeing-eye dog."
solution; slosh it by hand while holding it over
"Oh man," the bartender says. "I'm sorry, here. the bathroom bowl, in case a little is spilled,
the first one's all me" The man takes his drink empty out the rinse water and repeat.
and goes to a table near the door.
It is not recommended that you wash these
Another guy walks into the bar with a things in the sink-the drains are usually 100
Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him small to handle this sort of waste and the result
and says "You can't bring that dog in here may not be hygienic. Once you have things
unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." reasonably clean, you can hold the pouch under
The second man graciously thanks the first the bathtub faucet and let it rinse. Tub drains
man and conti nues to the bar. He ask for a are larger and so long as you let a good flush of
drink. The bartender says "Hey. you can't bring water follow and serub the bathtub on a regular
that dog in here!" basis. which you do anyway. your bathtub will
be dean.
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye
Your bathroom will not smell. Baking soda in
dog." The bartender says. "No, I don't think so.
the wash water and down the drain is an
They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye
dogs." excellent deodorizer. You can hang the wet
pouch by the ring on a hook to dry or just leave
The man pauses for a half-second and replies it flat on a towel and it will be ready for use the
"What?')! They gave me a Chihuahua?"!" next day. The inside does not have to be bone
dry for use, but the outside and ring should be.
How Do I Clean This Pouch? You should know that Hollister. Inc. does not
Via UOA Chicago recommend rinsing out pouches. Poor pouch
When you are cleaning a drainablc two-piece performance can result. Reasons include over
pouch for reuse. use warm. rather than hot or zealous rinsing or contraindications due to
cold water. Cold water does not lift stool or body shape or body chemist/yo
urine as readily from the plastic and the pouch
is less pliable. Hot water will cause the pouch
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to wear out faster and may increase the What happens if you confuse your
likelihood of odor. Valium with your birth control pills? You
When you want to rinse the pouch while you have 12 kids, but you don't really care.
are still wearing it. you may use a small squirt
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bottle to get the water into it, slosh it around by
holding the end and t ten empty it into the
toilet. Jnless you have no option, it is best to
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Complete the form and end it with your check for $15.00 made payable to
AACOA
clo Stan Baker
958 Fall Rjdge Way
Gambrills, MD 21054-1454
Anne Arundel County, Maryland. Ostomy Association - Membership - Please Print