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Groundhogfinal 150201121926 Conversion Gate01
Groundhogfinal 150201121926 Conversion Gate01
Groundhogfinal 150201121926 Conversion Gate01
by
Danny Rubln
i .. 3 CONTINUED:
PHIL
(on phone)
I'm getting some annoying static
here, Dan.. . I'm mobile.
Something's breaking ...I've got to
be there...Letls hook up
tomorrow. ..I'll call you.. ..
Whatever ...Bye-Bye.
He hangs up and glares at Larry.
PHIL
Larry, can you keep a secret? I'm
probably leaving PBH. Which means
this is the last time I do the
Groundhog.
LARRY
What's wrong with the groundhog
festival? When I worked in San
Diego, I covered the swallows
comlng back to Capistrano six
years in a row:
PHIL
You should've killed the guy who
made you do that.
LARRY
I wanted to do it.
PHIL
Then you should've killed
yourself. One of these days
someone's going to catch me
interviewing a groundhog and think
I don't have a future.
RITA, the producer, sits contentedly in the jump seat behind and
between Larry and Phil. She is competent, personable! humorous,
self-assured and very pretty-- in short, a genuine princess,
though Phil is too self-absorbed at this point to realize it.
RITA
(leaning in)
I think it's a cute story. He
comes out, he looks around, he
wrinkles up his little nose, he
sees his shadow, he doesn't see
his shadow-- it's nice. People
like it.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
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,. .. 3 CONTINUED:
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PHIL
You really are new, aren't you.
Wet behind the ears. People like
head cheese, too. People are
morons.
RITA
Nice attitude.
PHIL
DO you want a mirror so you can
see your face when you wrinkle up
your nose?
Rita smiles self-consciously and leans back in her seat.
5 CONTINUED:
. .
PHIL
I'm shy and I'm sensitive so I
kid.
RITA
A lot of people around the station
think you're not very sincere.
PHIL
Well, I hope I've convinced you.
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-. 7 CONTINUED:
RITA
It's okay. I'll handle it.
(crossing to him)
What's the problem, Phil?
PHIL
I hate this place. I stayed here
two years ago, I was miserable.
It's a fleabag. I'm not staying
here.
RITA
You're not staying here.
PHIL
(brightening)
I'm not?
RITA
No, I booked you at a very nice
bed and breakfast on Cherry
Street. Larry's just dropping me
off, then he'll take you over
there.
PHIL
(pleased)
Great. That's great. I think
that's the mark of a really good
producer. Keeping the talent
happy.
RITA
Whatever I can do.
PHIL
Really? Talent needs a foot
mas sage?
RITA
Within reason. Would you like to
have dinner with Larry and me?
PHIL
No thanks, I've seen Larry eat.
You want to ditch Larm and let me
take you someplace nice?
RITA
You mean like a date?
PHIL
Yeah.
(CONTINUED)
7 CONTINUED:
...... .. . .
RITA
Oh, no.
PHIL
Okay. I get it. You're a little
intimidated by me, you're all
excited about the shoot tomorrow.
You just get some sleep. 1'11 see
you in the morning.
RITA
Don't be late.
Phil starts to make another call on the carphone as she crosses
back to help Larry.
LARRY
Did he actually call himself 'the
talent. '
She nods and they both giggle.
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9 HIBERNATING GROUNDHOGS
A family of groundhogs is nestled together in their burrow
sleeping off the end of a long winter.
END CREDITS AND THPIE MUSIC
- DISSOLVE TO:
BOTH DEEJAYS
Groundhog Day !
SOUND EFFECT of GRUNTING GROUNDHOGS.
Phil crosses to the window and looks out.
11 HISPOV 11
The street is full of people heading toward the centel: of t o m .
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6
EX?. CHERRY STREET INN - MOENTS LATER 14
Sipping at the steaming coffee, Phil manages to put an his coat
and gloves as he descends the front steps of the rambling
Victorian house and joins the flow of pedestrian traffic on the
street.
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16 CONTINUED :
RITA
. .
These people are great. They sing
songs 'ti1 they get too cold, then
they go warm up by the fires, then
they come back and sing some more.
PHIL
Yes. They're hicks, Rita.
He primps in the camera lens.
PHIL
So, did you sleep okay without me?
You tossed and turned, didn't you?
RITA
You're incredible.
PHIL
Who told you? No, I want to know
who told you. No one's supposed
to know.
The Groundhog Club Officials in top hats and overcoats parade
onto the stage at the front of the mound. Rita snaps to
attention.
RITA
Groundhog time. Larry?
LARRY
(behind the camera)
Getting it.
PHIL
On me. Let's go, I'm ready.
Larry looks at Rita. She shrugs. Larry mutters something and
turns the camera toward Phil.
Phil straightens up, takes a breath and snaps into announce
mode.
PHIL
(to camera)
Countdown 1, 2, 3
(pause)
Once a year, the eyes of the
nation turn here, to this tiny
hamlet in Pennsylvania, to watch
a master at work. The master?
(more)
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3/13/92
- 16 CONTINUED :
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PHIL (Cont'd)
Punxsutawney Phil, .the world's
most famous weatherman, the
groundhog, who, as legend has it,
can predict the coming of an early
spring. I know what you're
thinking--does Phil feel lucky
today?
On camera, Phil is professional, smooth, even charismatic. Rita
turns to Larry. This is impressive-- so far, so good.
On stage is a hollow tree stump with a little door in the front.
BUSTER GREEN, the Groundhog Club President, knocks on the little
door with his cane.
PHIL
(to Rita)
It's the same every year. They
knock on the stump, yank out the
hog, talk to it--
An Official pulls the groundhog from the hollow tree stump. The
crowd cheers.
Rita laughs, enjoying this imensely
RITA
This is a riot!
On stage, Buster Green pretends to talk to the groundhog. At
the end of their mock conversation, he unrolls a scroll and
reads from it.
BUSTER
This February Second, at seven
twenty and thirty seconds,
Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of
Seers, Prognosticator of
Prognosticators--
Phil is bored, looks at his watch.
.
BUSTER (CONT )
--emerged reluctantly but alertly
in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvannia, to
wish the faithful followers a
happy Groundhog Day. Phil looked
skyward to the east, then behind
to the ground, and stated clearly
in groundhogese, .I definitely see
a shadow." Sorry folks, there you
have it, six more weeks of winter.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
.... 16 CONTINUED:
he good-natured crowd goes' :A
-' b t h e r men on t h e
podium hold up hand-lettered-signs reading 'Blizzard', ' S l e e t . '
Larry pans t h e camera back t o P h i l .
PHIL
( t o camera)
A disappointed b u t cheerful crowd.
Well, you heard i t . S i x more
weeks of w i n t e r .
S d d e n l y , t h e groundhog wriggles out of t h e O f f i c i a l ' s hands and
escapes from him. H e runs o f f t h e s t a g e and through t h e crowd.
WE can t r a c e h i s p a t h as t h e people p a r t t o avoid him.
RITA
(to Larry)
G e t this--this. Over t h e r e , over
there.
Larry swings t h e camera o f f P h i l toward t h e crowd, t r y i n g t o
follow the groundhog.
P h i l c a n ' t b e l i e v e he i s being upstaged l i k e this. Rita i s
amused.
RITA
You're missing t h e s t o r y , Phil.
I t ' s over t h e r e .
F i n a l l y , someone i n t h e crowd reaches down and picks up t h e
groundhog. The O f f i c i a l comes down t o r e t r i e v e him.
Larry pans back t o P h i l , who pretends t o have been amused by a l l
this.
PHIL
( t o camera)
Okay, i n 3.
(pause)
You know, t h i s i s one time where
t e l e v i s i o n r e a l l y f a i l s t o capture
t h e t r u e excitement of watching a
large squirrel predict the
weather, and I f o r one am g r a t e f u l
I could be h e r e today. From
Punxsutawney, t h i s is P h i l
Connors .
P h i l makes a c u t s i g n with h i s hand and hands t h e mike t o R i t a
(CONTINUED)
Revised P i n k 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
i.
16 CONTINUED :
RITA
. .
(to Phil)
want to do it again without the
sarcasm?
PHIL
I'm outta here.
LARRY
(mutters)
Prima donnas.
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.... 17 CONTINUED: i
Another waitress, ALICE, is already bussing Phil and Rita's
table. She notices the ten dollars and hands it over to Doris.
ALICE
Ten dollars for coffee and a
sticky bun?
DORIS
And for listening to him.
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19 CONTINUED :
. .
PHIL
oh my God, you take this stuff
seriously.
IxL A t %
Yes, I do. There are no little
stories, Phil. Only little
reporters with big egos who think
they're too good for the job.
PHIL
Oh, is that so?
RITA
Yes, that is so.
LARRY
(wipes window)
Oh boy, take a look at this.
He starts slowing down as the snowfall gets heavier.
PHIL
What's going on?
LARRY
I don't know, perhaps it's that
blizzard we're not going to get.
PHIL
What?
The traffic comes to a complete stop. Phil reaches out and
begins honking Larry's horn.
PHIL
(honking)
This isn't possible.
LARRY
(pushing his hand away)
Hey! No one honk's that horn but
me, pal.
Larry honks it once to assert his prerogative.
Phil rolls down the window and looks up ahead. The highway is
a parking lot.
PHIL
NO. NO!
R e v i s e d Pink 3/13!S:
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-- 20 CONTINUED :
The snowfall is getting heavier and the wind is picking up. The
snow comes down unnaturally hard and fast. He walks on,
slipping and sliding in his expensive loafers until he comes to
a police roadblock manned by TWO HIGHWAY PATROLMEN.
PHIL
What's going on, Connnander?
PATROLMAN
Nothin's goin' on. We're closin'
the road. Big accident up ahead.
Blizzard movin' in.
PHIL
What blizzard? A couple of
flakes!
PATROLMAN
Don't you listen to the weather?
We got a major storm here.
PHIL
No, no. I make the weather.
(gesturing as if at the
weather map)
All that moisture is going to push
east of us and hit Altoona.
PATROLMAN
Pal, you got that moisture on your
head.
Phil stomps off, but comes right back.
PHIL
Commander--
PATROLMAN
Mister, you can go back to
Punxsutawney, or you can go on
ahead and freeze to death. Your
choice.
(after a beat)
Well? What's it gonna be?
PHIL
I'm thinking.
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Revised Yellow 3 / 1 7 / 9 2
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22 CONTINUED:
PHIL
And a couple of years ago it was
rain.
Phil dumps the cider from his cup, goes up to the statue and
scoops the ice shavings into his glass.
PHIL
Tell Larry to go get us some
bourbon.
LARRY
Hey, I'm not your guy. I don't
have to do that.
(he turns to Rita)
Would you like some bourbon Rita?
RITA
Thanks, Larry.
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PHIL
(to the girl)
The science of meteorology is way
over their heads.
NANCY
(nervously)
I better get going.
PHIL
No, wait. Don't you want to see
the inside of the van? It's
really cool.
NANCY
I should get back to.the party.
Thanks for the drink, Frank. Good
night.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3/12/92
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23 CONTINUED:
Nancy heads for the lobby.
PHIL
(calling)
It's Phil!
BARTENDER
Phil? Like the groundhog.
PATRONS
Have a good nap, Phil? (another)
Let's hear some groundhogese.
(another) Any more predictions?
Rita and Larry enter, dressed for the evening.
RITA
Phil, aren't you going to the
Groundhog Dinner?
PHIL
No, thanks. I had groundhog for
lunch. It was good. Tastes like
chicken. You two run along.
RITA
What are you going to do?
PHIL
I think I'll just go back to my
hotel and have a nice hot shower.
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24 INT. SHOWER 24
Phil takes off his robe and steps into the shower. His eyes
open wide and he SCREAMS.
CUT TO:
25 CONTINUED :
Phil nods, resigned, as she exits into her'room.
CLOSE UP - CLOCK
The clock-radio changes from 5:59 to 6 : 0 0 AM. The radio comes
on, playing the end of the Sonny and Cher hit, 'I Got You,
Babe,' just as it did the day before.
Phil sits up in bed. He's wearing pajamas, his suit is once
again hanging neatly on the closet door and his suitcase is back
on its stand at the foot of the bed, again neatly packed. The
flower vase is again set on the end table, unbroken. Phil takes
no notice.
The song ends and the same radio deejay and his sidekick come oc
with the same manic energy. Phil stares at the radio and
listens to them. A look of astonishment comes over his face as
they banter.
DEEJAY
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and
don't forget your booties because
it's COOOLD out there today!
(CONTINUED)
28 CONTINJED :
SIDEKICK
It's cold out there everyday. What
is this-- Miami Beach?
The deejay laughs. Phil 'mock' laughs at exactly the same time,
recognizing the repartee from the previous morning.
PHIL
(to himself)
Nice going guys. That's yesterday's
tape.
Phil crosses to the sink and gets a towel off the rack, only
half-listening to the radio.
DEEJAY
Not hardly. Expect hazardous travel
later today with that, you know,
blizzard thing--
SIDEKICK
That "blizzard thing?"
Phil turns on the water and splashes some on his face as if
trying to wake himself up, vaguely disturbed by the repetition
of he broadcast.
SIDEKICK (CONT.)
Oh, here's the report: the National
Weather Service is calling for a big
blizzard thing.
DEEJAY
Yes they are, but there's another
reason today is especially exciting--
SIDEKICK
Especially cold--
DEEJAY
Especially cold, okay, but the big
question on everybody ' s lips--
Phil supplies the next line in unison with the radio
SIDEKICK AND PHIL
Chapped lips--
DEEJAY
--or. their chapped lips, right-- Do
you think Phil's going to come out
and see his shadow?
(CONTINUED)
SIDEKICK
Punxsutawney Phil.
Some vague doubt causes Phil to go to the window.
DEEJAY
That's right, woodchuck chuckers!
It IS--
BOTH DEEJAYS
Groundhog Day!
SOUND EFFECT of GRUNTING GROUNDHOGS as Phil pulls back the
curtains and looks out.
29 HISPOV - 25
The street is full of people heading toward Gobbler's Knob,
exactly as they did the day before.
PHIL
(aghast)
What the hell?
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PHIL
Don't mess with me, pork chop.
What day is this?
CHUBBY MAN
(terrified)
February second-- Groundhog Day!
Phil can see he's telling the truth and relaxes his grip on the
poor man.
PHIL
Okay. Sorry. Just checking
Phil walks on, leaving the chubby man baffled and insulted.
..
31 INT. BREAKFAST ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Phil enters the old library of the house and finds everything
exactly as it was the day before. Mrs. Lancaster spots Phil as
she comes out of the kitchen with the fresh pot of coffee.
MRS. LANCASTER
Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
PHIL
(completely confused)
Did I sleep well--?
MRS. LANCASTER
Would you like some coffee?
PHIL,
Yes, please. Better make it a
double.
MRS. LANCASTER
(pouring)
HOD^ vou eniov the festivities.
~h'ere's talk bf a blizzard.
PHIL
Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs.
Lancaster?
MRS. LANCASTER
I don't know, but I could check
with the kitchen.
(CONTINUED)
PHIL
Thank you .
He heads for the door, still in a daze.
MRS. LANCASTER
Oh, will you be checking out today,
Mr. Connors?
PHIL
(vaguely)
I'd say there's an eighty percent
chance.
He exits.
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Hey, Phil!
NED RYERSON (0.C .)
Ned Fgerson approaches with the same obnoxious attitude
(CONTINUED)
NED
Phil! Phil Connors! - that
I thouaht
was you !
Phil just stares at him and keeps walking.
NED
My oh my! Phil Connors. Don't say
you don't remember me, 'cause I sure
as heck-fire remember you. Well?
PHIL
Ned Ryerson?
NED
Bing! First shot right out of the
box. So how's it going, 01 ' buddy?
'PHIL
To tell you the truth, Neddy, I'm
not feeling real well. Could you
excuse me?
NED
Now it's funny you should mention
your health 'cause you'll never
guess what I d3.
PHIL
Do you sell insurance, Ned?
NED
Bing again! You're sharp as a tack
today. Do you have life insurance,
Phil? 'Cause if you do, I bet you
could use more-- who couldn't?-- but
I got a feeling you don't have any.
Am I right?
PHIL
(desperate to get away)
I gotta go.
He backs away from Ned and steps right into the same deep slushy
puddle he stepped in the day before.
NED
Hey, look out for that first step.
It's a doozy!
Phil i ~ ~ k
down
s at his wet shoes and cuffs and stumbles off
toward Gsbbler ' s Knob.
Revised Pink 3/ 13/92
Rita shoves the slate into Phil's hands. Larry shoulders the
camera to shoot the slate.
PHIL
Something's going on, Rita. I
don't know what to do.
RITA
Are you drunk or something?
PHIL
No, drunk is more fun. Can I be
serious with you for a minute?
RITA
I don't know. Can you?
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
.- 34 CONTINUED:
PHIL
Yes. ~ ' mbeing serious. I'm
having a problem-- no, I may be
having a problem.
LARRY
(to Rita, getting her
attention)
Rita.
To the cheers of the crowd, the Groundhog Club Officials parade
onto the stage.
RITA
Okay! Groundhog Time!
PHIL
See? I knew you were going to say
that. I've got a chill down my
spine.
RITA
Yeah. My toes are numb.
LARRY
My snot froze.
PHIL
I mean it. I feel really weird.
RITA
Let's just do this, Phil. Then
we'll talk.
Larry trains the camera on Phil. This time it takes Phil a
moment to get up to speed.
PHIL
(to camera)
Well, it's Groundhog Day-- again--
and you know what that means.
Phil begins rolling up microphone cable, gathering the slack as
he talks. Rita, not understanding, starts feeding it out to
him.
PHIL (CONT.)
We're all here on Gobbler's Knob,
waiting for the forecast from the
world's most famous groundhog,
Punxsutawney Phil, who's just
about to t e l l u s j u s t how m u c h
more winter we can expect.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
34 CONTINUED:
Buster Green knocks on the door of the holiow tree stump with
his cane. Another Official pulls the groundhog from the stump,
and the crowd cheers.
AS the proceedings continue, Phil begins pushing into the crowd,
walking away from the camera, toward the spot where the
groundhog ran the day before.
BUSTER
(reading from scroll)
This February Second, at seven
twenty and thirty seconds (etc.)--
LARRY
(whispers to Rita)
Where's he going?! .
The microphone cord is playing out, beginning to tug at the
camera.
RITA
(urgently)
I don't know. Follow him! Let's
Larry and Rita are forced to pick up all their gear and follow
Phil into the crowd. Larry keeps shooting.
BUSTER (CONT,)
--and stated clearly in
groundhogese .I definitely see a
shadow.'
The crowd good-naturedly goes .Awwwww: Other men orn the stage
hold up the 'Blizzardm and 'Sleetg signs.
(CONTINUED)
::?en, suddenly, the groundhog again jumps out of the official's
?.ands and runs through the crowd as before.
;3V - LARRY'S T V CAMERA
-ushing
5
through the crowd. People slowly part as he presses
rorward, then through peoples' legs and finally totally in the
rlear, we see Phil, bent down face to face with the groundhog.
They stare at each other for a moment.
7 5 1 , realizing he is now on camera, tries to pull himself
rogether and create a one-on-one interview.
PHIL
Since I have you here, I gotta ask --
is this shadow thing legit, or did
you look at satellite photos like
the rest of us?
?he spectators laugh appreciatively. Rita and Larry watch in
amazement.
3ster
.r.-m.
.
Green walks over to Phil and takes the groundhog from
BUSTER
(to Phil)
Thank you, sir.
PHIL
(flustered, but still
professional)
And thank you, 'Punxsutawney Phil,
the Seer of Seers, and a real down-
to-earth guy. From Punxsutawney,
I'm Phil Connors.
Phil, realizing the implications of what just happened, drops
tne microphone and wanders off.
Larry shoots his strange exit then pans back to find Rita
vatching Phil, amazed.
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--
The clock-radio changes from 5 : 5 9 to 6:00 AM. The radio comes
,.., playing the end of the Sonny and Cher hit, "I Got You,
Babe," just as it did the day before.
Phil sits up in bed fearing the worst and looks on the
nightstand. The pencil is whole again. The morning deejays
begin their now familiar rap.
DEEJAY
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and
don't forget your booties because
it's COOOLD out there today!
SIDEKICK
It's cold out there everyday. What
is this-- Miami Beach?
Phil is almost shaking with intensity and fear. He listens for
a while, not moving, then throws the covers off.
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38 IN?'. COXRIDOR -
DAWN 3E
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p5:< k~rriedlydressed, bursts out of his room, just as the
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Kan passes.
(CONTINUED
Revised B l u e 3/7/91
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38 CONTINUED:
CHUBBY MAN
Morning. Think it'll be an early
spring?
Phil glares at him as if he's just seen a ghost, and keeps
moving.
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. 45 CONTINUED:
PHIL
. .
Get away!
In his hasty retreat, Phil steps right into the slush puddle,
but keeps going.
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42
thtu
45
OMITTED (SEE: 49A - 49D)
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46 CONTINUED:
He exits.
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CUT TO:
They sit together at the same table they had previously. Doris
approaches.
DORIS
More coffee, hon?
(CONTINUED
Revised Blue 3/7/92
1. ~. 47 CONTINUED:
RITA
Just the check, please. These
sticky buns are just heaven.
DORIS
(pleased)
Aren't they?
Doris exits.
RITA
(to Phil)
Okay, now you tell me why you're too
sick to work and it better be good.
PHIL
Rita, I keep reliving the same day
over and over-- Groundhog Day--
today. It's uncanny.
RITA
Uh-huh. I'm waiting for the
punchline.
PHIL
No, really. This is the third time.
It's like yesterday never happened.
RITA
I'm wracking my brain, but I can't
even imagine why you'd make up
something like this.
PHIL
I'm not making it up! I'm asking
for your help!
RITA
What do you want me to do?
PHIL
I don't know! You're the producer.
You figure it out.
RITA
Okay, you want my advice? I think
you should have your head examined
if you expect me to believe a lame
story like that, Phil.
DORIS
(overhearing)
Phil?
(CONTINUED)
Revised Blue 3/7/92
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- 47 CONTINUED :
PHIL WITH GUS
Like the groundhog.
VARIOUS VOICES
Hey, Phil! Shadow scare ya this
morning? (another) Have a good nap?
(another) Hollow log too small for
you?
Phil shakes his head at the now familiar chorus of lame jokes.
PHIL
(mutters)
Morons.
Larry pokes his head in the doorway, looks around, spots Rita
and makes his way over to their table.
LARRY
You ready? We better get going if
we're going to stay ahead of the
weather.
Rita stands up. Phil remains seated.
RITA
Come on, Phil. We can talk about it
back in Pittsburgh.
PHIL
I 'm not going back to Pittsburgh--
RITA
You're not-- .
PHIL
--because of the blizzard.
RITA
I thouqht you said it was hitting
PHIL
(sharply
I KNOW that's what I said!
RITA
(calmly)
Phil, I think you need help.
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Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
!.
-..._. 48 INT. MEDICAL CLINIC - DAY
. .
INSERT
X-rays of Phil's skull are slapped up onto a light bwx.
Phil is having his head examined by a NEUROLOGIST.
NEUROLOGIST
No spots, no clots, no tumors, no
lesions, no aneurisms. At least,
none that I can see. Of course,
if you want a CAT-scan or an MRI,
you have to go into Pittsburgh.
PHIL
I can't go into Pittsburgh.
NEUROLOGIST
Why can't you go to Pittsburgh?
PHIL
I told you. There's a blizzard.
NEUROLOGIST
(humoring him)
Oh, right, the blizzard. You
know what you may need, Mr.
Connors?
PHIL
A biopsy?
NEUROLOGIST
No. A psychiatrist.
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1
.. 49 CONTINUED :
PSYCHOLOGIST
Sort of, I guess. Abnormal
Psychology.
PHIL
D m i t , I never wanted to be
abnormal. So I'm crazy.
PSYCHOLOGIST
(hesitant)
We never say crazy. You may be
just a little delusional.
PHIL
So I'm delusional. Then none of
this is happening.
PSYCHOLOGIST
(humoring him)
I wouldn't think so.
PHIL
So what do I do?
PSYCHOLOGIST
I think we should meet again. How
about tomorrow?
4 9C CONTINUED :
Phil stands at the sink, staring at his imige in the mirror,
trying to figure out what's happening to him. He starts
breathing heavier, as if gathering courage, then, just when we
think he's going to cut off his ear or something, he raises an
electric barber clipper and shaves a bald stripe up the middle
of his head.
He studies his new look for a moment then smashes the mirror
with a brass candlestick.
Then he falls exhausted on the bed and closes his eyes. He can
hear people pounding on the door outside.
We pan over to the clock radio, the only undamaged object in the *
room which reads 5:59 AM.
49D The time changes to 6:00, the radio clicks on and 'I Got You, 491
Babe' starts playing as we pan back to Phil sleeping on the bed.
t
He opens his eyes, jumps out of bed and races over to the sink.
The mirror is whole again and his hair is completely restored as
if it had never been shaved.
The song ends and the deejays come on. Phil says every word
right along with them, shocked into a state of complete
wonderment.
PHIL AND DEEJAY
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and
don't forget your booties because
it's CODOLD out there today.
PHIL AND SIDEKICK
It s cold out there everyday.
What is this-- Miami Beach?
The deejay laughs. Phil laughs dully along with him.
My wish is this.
FROG
That you give me
I
just one kiss.
(CONTINUED)
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52 !CONTINUED: -- --
t
'The princess klsses the frog who clumsily tumbles over. The *
kids laugh.
TEACHER
Now who can tell me what happened
when the princess kissed the frog.
A BOY
Her lips got slimed!
The whole class erupts in giggles and shrieks.
TEACHER
Okay, come on now. What happened
when she kissed the frog?
LITTLE GIRL
The princess kissed the frog and
the spell got broke and he turned
into a handsome prince and they
got married and lived happily ever
a£ter.
TEACHER
That ' s right.
The frog-boy stands up and takes off his frog costume and dons
an aluminum foil crown. The other kids clap.
54 CU CLOCK 54
The clock-radio changes from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. The radio comes
on, playing 'I Got You, Babe.'
Phil's hand swings around and swats the radio off.
CUT TO:
Revised Goldenrod 4/24/92
.., 55 CU CLOCK
The clock-radio changes from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. The radio comes
on, playing 'I Got You, Babe..'
Phil's hand swings around and flips the radio upside down.
CUT TO:
56 CU CLOCK
The clock-radio changes from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. The radio comes
on, playing 'I Got You, Babe:
phil's fist comes down and beats in the top of the radio.
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57 CU CLOCK
The clock-radio changes from 5 : 5 9 to 6:00 AM. The radio comes
on, playing 'I Got You, Babe:
Phil sits up, grabs the radio with both hands, wrestles with it,
and hurls it against the wall. From the floor we hear:
DEEJAY
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and
don't forget your booties because
it Is coooold out there ,today!
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58 I N T . BOWLING ALLEY - LATER THAT NIGHT
Phil is at the bar drinking coffee in hmxsutawney's little
eight-lane bowling alley. Sitting down the bar frcnn him are the
two young geezers, Gus and Ralph. They're drinking heavily,
Phil is sticking to coffee.
PHIL
I was in the Virgin islands, once.
I met a girl, we ate lobster,
drank pina coladas. At sunset, we
made love like sea otters. It was
a pretty good day. Why couldn't
I get that day over and over
again.
(CO~INUED)
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1.
58 CONTINUED:
GUS
If you're not happyhere, why
don1t you try someplace else?
PHIL
Because if you take 36 east or 310
north-- you hit blizzard. If you
try riding a horse west over
Sutter's Arbor? Blizzard-- and a
sore butt. And when I hot-wired
a snowmobile and headed south--
WPH
Blizzard?
PHIL
Yeah, plus I got a barbed wire
body wrap and lost a great deal of
blood.
Gus holds up half a glass of beer.
GUS
Some people look at this glass and
say it's half empty; others say
it's half full. You're a .glass
is half empty' kind of .a guy,
aren ' t you?
PHIL
(exasperated)
How would you feel if you were
stuck in one place, if every day
was exactly the same and nothing
you did mattered?
Gus and Ralph realize he could be talking about their lives
RAtPH
That about sums it up for me.
PHIL
So how full is your glass?
GUS
(depressed)
I'm down to about a quarter tank
here.
Ralph finishes the last of his beer and regards his glass.
RAt PH
(even more depressed)
Runnin' on empty.
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59 EX?. THE STREET - LATER --- "--
,..
Phil, Gus and Ralph approach Ralph's big, old red Cadillac
parked outside the bar. Gus and Ralph are very drunk.
RALPH
(fumbling with his car
keys)
Come on. I'll drop you guys off.
Ralph barely gets the key into the car lock. The momentum of
swinging the door open knocks him down to the ground.
GUS
(to Phil)
He's in no shaue.
(to ~alphj
Gimme those, Ralph. Friends don't
let friends drive drunk.
Gus takes the keys, gets in, starts the car, and begins to drive
off-- in reverse-- leaving Phil at the curb with Ralph. Phil
steps out into the street as Gus pulls back up.
GUS .
This isn't my car.
Phil opens the door and shoves Ralph in the driver's side.
,
...... . PHIL
(to Gus)
Here. Hold this
j
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78 EXT. THE STREET - SAME TIME - e-
'Thepolice dive out of the way as the Cadillac crashes broadside
into one of the police cars.
Policemen race over to the wreckage of the Zadillac.
CONTINUED: -.
3-
RITA
What makes you so special?
Everybody worries about something.
PHIL
That's exactly what makes me so
special. I don't even have to
floss.
He takes a big bite of cake. Rita shakes her head.
PHIL
(with his mouth full)
What?
RITA
'The wretch, concentered all in self,
- - shall forfeit fair
Livina.
renown,
And doubly dying, shall go
down
to the vile dust from whence
he sprung,
Unwept, unhonored, and
unsung.' Sir Walter Scott.
Phil looks at her a for a moment, then starts laughing.
RITA
You don't like poetry?
PHIL
You think I'm acting like this
because I'm egocentric?
RITA
Of course you are, Phil. That's
your defining characteristic.
Doris approaches with the coffee pot. Without looking up, Phil
reaches out and turns Rita's cup upside down. Doris shrugs and
continues on.
Larry enters and finds them.
LARRY
We'd better get going if we're
going to stay ahead of the
weather.
RITA
Thanks, Larry.
Rita looks at the pile of food.
(CONTINUED)
\.-' 82 CONTINUED:
RITA
(to Phil)
You want a doggie bag?
PHIL
NO, you go on ahead. I'm staying.
RITA
Why? I thought you hated this town.
PHIL
I did, but I'm just starting to
appreciate it.
PHIL
High school?
She really doesn't know what to make of Phil but she decides to
play along.
NANCY
Lincoln High school. In Pittsburgh.
Who are you?
PHIL
Who was your twelfth grade English
teacher?
NANCY
Are you kidding?
PHIL
I'm waiting.
NANCY
Mrs. Walsh.
PHIL
Okay. Nancy, Lincoln, Walsh. Thank
you very much.
Phil exits jauntily.
NANCY
Hey ! Wnat--
CUT TO:
Cue Herman.
iHennan comes out carrylng two large satchels of cash. He nods
:his greetlng to Doris.
-. Phil begins slowly walking across the street toward them.
PHIL
(looking at his watch)
Ten, nine, eight, car--
,4t 'car" he pauses a split second without even looking up as a
car passes in front of him, then continues without missing a
l~eat.
PHIL
-- six, five, quarter --
;kt *quarter; Felix drops a quarter out of a sack full of
(change. Herman sets down the bags of cash on the tailgate of
the truck. Phil is still calmly counting and walking toward the
money.
PHIL
-- three, two --
Felix and Doris both follow the rolling quarter, and Herman
turns away for a split second to watch them. In one swift move,
Phil takes one final step towards them, snatches a bag of money,
and disappears behind the truck.
(CONTINUED)
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PHIL
I'll take it. How much?
SALESMAN
Well, the sticker says $22,999 but
if you want--
PHIL
I'll tell you what. 1'11 give you
$30,000 if you just knock off the
salesman stuff and let me get out
of here with my car.
The Salesman gawks as Phil opens a moneybag and starts counting
out stacks of bills.
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90 CONTINUED: 5;;
NED
Phil! Phil Connors!
PHIL
BING!
Phil continues cruising.
PHIL
Hey, Bruno!
We hear an off-camera 'Woof!'
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. ..~
. 92 EXT. MAIN STREET - NIGHT 9;
The Mercedes sedan comes to a stop right in front of the movie
theater and the door opens.
A pair of really elaborate cowboy boots complete with silver
spurs hits the pavement first, then we PAN UP to see Phil emerge
from the car wearing a really gaudy, full cowboy outfit with
real six-guns on his hips. A very trashy-looking girl, LARAINE,
gets out on the passenger side, dressed like a French maid.
LARAINE
(very self-conscious)
I thought we were going to a
costume party.
PHIL
No, let's go to the movies.
You'll love it. I've seen it a
hundred times .
LARAINE
(protests)
Phil !
PHIL
I told you-- call me 'Bronco.'
Revised Buff 4130192
92 CONTINUED:
He escorts her into the theater.
CUT TO:
93 OMITTED
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94 OMITTED
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L
95 CONTINUED :
Phil looks over at Angie who's passed out on the sofa with her
mouth open.
The science teacher Phil consulted earlier comes up to him with
Nancy and Laraine in tow.
SCIENCE TEACHER
Nancy, Laraine? Have you met Phil
Connors ?
NANCY
No, I don't think so.
LARAINE
Hi, nice to meet you.
Phil sighs! too tired to even go through the motions. Bruno
starts eatlng the chocolate cake in his lap.
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96 CONTINUED : .. -.
+
PHIL
No, I just want to know you
better. What do you like, what do
you want, what do you think about,
what kind of men are you
interested in, what do you do for
fun?
RITA
(she stops)
Is this real or are you just going
to make a fool out of me?
PHIL
I'm just trying to talk to you
like a normal person. Isn't this
how normal people talk?
RITA
Close.
PHIL
Okay, so talk to me. C'mon, I'll
buy you a cup of coffee.
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.-
'. r
PHIL
Why not? Whatare you looking
for? Who's your perfect guy?
RITA
Well. First of all, he's too
humble to know he's perfect.
PHIL
That's me.
RITA
He's intelligent, Supportive,
funny.
PHIL
Intelligent, supportive, funny.
Me, me, me.
RITA
(thinkina)
He ' s romantic-and courageous.
PHIL
Me, me also.
K A In
He has a good body but he doesn't
have to look
- -~ - - - -
in the mirror everv
two minutes.
P-
-H.
I-
L ~
97 CONTINUED :
-:,-
RITA
Oh, and he plays an instrument and
loves his mother.
PHIL
I hate this guy.
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R e v i s e d Blue 3/7/92
(CONTINUED)
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100 CONTINUED :
PHIL
wouldn't you know it. Buy you a
drink?
RITA
Okay.
PHIL
(to the bartender)
Campari and soda, with a slice of
orange, please.
Rita looks at Phil, surprised.
BARTENDER
For you miss?
RITA
Same for me, please.
The BARTENDSR pours.
RITA
That's my favorite drink?
PHIL
MLne, too.
RITA
What should we toast to?
PHIL
To the groundhog!
Rita stares for a moment
RITA
I always drink to world peace.
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I
-- 101 CONTINUED :
BARTENDER
For you, miss?
RITA
Same for me, please.
The BARTENDER pours.
RITA
That's my favorite drink.
PHIL
Mine, too.
(he lifts his glass)
Would you mind drinking to world
peace?
Rita smiles, re-evaluating him.
RITA
To world peace.
They clink glasses.
PHIL
To world peace.
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..
102 CONTINUED :
PHIL
No kidding. Here-- try the white
chocolate.
RITA
Oh, yuk, don't make me sick.
PHIL
(making mental note)
No white chocolate.
RITA
There's something so familiar
about this. Do you ever have deja
vu?
PHIL
All the time.
Larry enters.
LARRY
(irate)
I don't believe it. Some horse's
-
ass bouaht e v e n distributor caD
-
'.-..
1C CONTINUED :
RITA
Urn-hm. Of course it's about a
million miles from where I started
out in college.
PHIL
You weren't in broadcasting?
(CONTINUED)
RITA
A: B-yn Mawr? No, uh-uh. Believe
it or not, I studied Nineteenth
Century French Poetry.
PHIL
(laughs good-naturedly)
Really? What a waste of time.
Pita looks offended. Phil knows he made a mistake..
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..... 10 8 CONTINUED :
RITA
Yes. I like it very much.
They stop at the front door of the hotel. She turns to him.
RITA
~ u tit couldn't have been more
perfect, you could never have
planned a day like this.
PHIL
Maybe, come on in. I Want you to
see my room.
He takes her by the hand and leads her into the bed and
breakfast.
(CONTINUED)
RITA
This is a wonderfa1 room.
PIiIL
It is now.
He takes her inhis arms and kisses her. She kisses back, the=
he gciaes her down onto the bed and gently pushes her back
against the pillows. Phil starts to kiss her again but Rita
seems to catch herself.
RITA
1 don' t know, Phil. I don' t think
we should do this.
PIiIL
No, we should. This is the perfect
end to a .perfect day.
AL A n
Well-- it's e li:=le fast for me.
we betzer not. 1:aybe I should go.
She stands up and starts to straighten her clothes.
rr.Au
Kinere? h?.y? I've got some poetry
bsoks , F.i;r5a.;B , Ieauaelaire. We
have this nice fire, I've got ice
cream our there on the window sill--
Phil opens the window, pulls a carton of ice cream inside.
PHIL '
Rocky road.
It's her favorite.
RITA
How did you ... ?
PHIL
Please stay, Rita. We can--
RITA
(definite)
No, really, Phil. I'm tired. We can
be together tomorrow.
PSZL
(seeing it cll slip
away
31s: a little 1cz;er..
RITA
I said *no:
PHIL
(getting desperate)
But tomorrow is so far away!
RITA
(adamant)
Let's not ruin it, Phil. There's no
way I'm sleeping with you tonight.
PHIL
Why not, Rita, I love you!
RITA
You don't even know me!
There is a moment of silent tension, then all her old doubts
abou: Phil come rushing back.
RITA
Oh, no. I can't believe I fell for
it. This whole day was just one
long set-up. And I ate fudge.
Yucchh! I hate fudge.
PHIL
(making mental note)
No white chocolate, no fudge.
RITA
What are you doing-- keeping some
kind of list? Did you call up my
friends and ask what I like and
don't like? Is that what love is to
YOU?
PHIL
No, this is real. I love you.
RITA
Stop saying that! Do you get off on
manipulating people? Did you have
some problem in your childhood?
PHIL
(ingenuously)
I had a terrible childhood.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Yellow 3 : i 7 / 9 2
RITA
Well, stop taking it out on
everyone else! I could never love
someone like vou. because vou'll
never love anyone but yourself.
PHIL
But I can change! Just give me a
chance. I can be sensitive and
supportive and considerate--
RITA
You had your chance.
PHIL
-
(cheerfullv mumblina) ~
I love my mothe?--
She gives him a hard slap on the cheek.
RITA
That's for making me care about
you.
She turns and exits, leaving Phil standing there hurting.
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114 OMITTED
R e v i s e d Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
PHIL
I don't know. I seen you.
SECOND PLAYER
So what's your name?
PHIL
They call me Punxsutawney Phil.
SECOND PLAYER
Punxsutawney Phil? Like the
groundhog.
PHIL
Yeah, like the groundhog.
The $001 shark laughs derisively then stops when Phil makes a
particularly difficult shot.
SECOND PLAYER
Lucky.
PHIL
Oh, I'm real lucky. You looking for
some action?
SECOND PLAYER
(lying)
- ..
do- *,bet pool.
#
P:-:;L
So what do you bet, Gertrude?
On the 7 set above the bar, a 76ers basketball game is ir:
progress.
SECOhD PLAYER
Basketball.
Phil rins the rest of the table as he talks.
PHIL
Okay, I'll take the Sixers over the
Celts by 7--
(sinks a ball)
Knicks over Washington by 11--
(sinks another)
Bulls by 5 over the Pistons--
(slnks another)
and the Sonics over the Blazers by
8.
Xe ficishes with a very hard two rail bank shot and turns to
face :% pool sharks.
FIRST PLAYER
(dawning realization)
Hey, mister. You some kind of
hustler?
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122
i.....
EXT. STREET - DAY 12;
Phil is waiking through town, still dressed only in his pajamas
and overcoat, counting the sidewalk cracks, taking giants steps
from one to the next. He looks crazy.
PHIL
Two thousand six hundred and seventy-
one--
(takes another step)
two thousand six hundred and seventy-
two--
(another step)
two thousand six hundred and seventy-
three--
A woman passes walking her dog.
PHIL
Hey, pick up after your dog!
DOG WALKER
But he hasn't done anything.
PHIL
He's going to!
(poin=ing)
Tnere and there. And there!
( CONTINUED)
R e v i s e d Yellow 3/17/92
PHIL
Phil.
COP
Phil. Like the groundhog!
Phil turns to the cop like a rabid dog, ready to strike
PHIL
Yeah, like the--
(he rips the groundhog
patch off the cop's
Larry and Rita are loading their equipment back into the van.
Phil approaches, demented.
PHIL
(at the end of his rope)
I've come to the end of me. Rita.
There's only one way out now.
Just remember, we had a wonderful
day together once.
Phil kisses her gently on the cheek and walks off.
Buster Green and TWO other GROUNDHOG CLUB OFFICIALS are lifting
a cage into the front seat of Buster's pickup.
BUSTER
(to the groundhog)
There you go. 01' buddy. Good
job. Hey! He smiled at me. See
that?
FIRST OFFICIAL
Right.
BUSTER
(securing the cage)
Okay, little fella.
The other official looks up and sees Phil walking toward them
like a zombie.
FIRST OFFICIAL
Hi there, mister. Something I can
do you for?
Without a word, Phil jumps quickly into the cab of the pickup
and starts it up.
FIRST OFFICIAL
Hey! What're you--!
Phil drives off in Buster's truck.
Rita witnesses the groundhog-napping and runs back toward the
knob.
Buster and his aides race for another car parked nearby.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
--
12 5 CONTINUED :
BUSTER
. .
Jake! Get the word out. Somebody
kidnapped Phil. We're going after
him. Come on, T o w !
They jump into a car, Buster guns the engine and takes off after
the pickup.
Rita runs up to Larry and grabs the camera on thefly.
RITA
Let's go! Phil just snatched the
groundhog !
They jump into the van.
RITA
Why would anybody steal a
groundhog?
LARRY
(mutters)
I could think of a couple of
reasons. Pervert.
CUT TO:
\-
Buster pursues Phil with relentless determination.
(CONTINUEDI
Revised Yellow 3/17/92
CONTINUED: li 6
BUSTER
Nobody takes ny groundhog and gets
away with it.
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134
I__.
CONTINUED :
PHIL
Not bad for a quadruped. Remember
to check your mirrors. Okay, pal.
(CONTINUED)
. 13B RITA AN3 LARRY
look down at the wreckage, stunned.
LARRY
(optimistically)
He may be all right.
Then the truck explodes.
CUT TO:
146 OMITTED
147 OMITTED
\- 148 CONTINUED:
148
LARRY
(obligatory)
He was really a great guy. I
really, really liked him.
is.- 140 CONTINUED:
Phil's body is covered with a sheet.
In the shadowy darkness under the sheet, a CLICK is heard.
151
l... CONTINUED :
RITA
(to Doris)
Not you, him.
PHIL
Because I want you to believe in
me.
RITA
You're not a god, Phil. Take my
word for it. This is twelve years
of Catholic school talking.
DORIS
I could come back if you're not
ready.
PHIL
How do you know I'm not a god?
RITA
Please.
PHIL
How do you know?
RITA
Because it's not possible.
DORIS
I'll come back.
Doris turns to leave.
PHIL
Hey, Doris!
She turns back.
PHIL
This is Doris. Her brother-in-law
Carl owns the diner, she's worked
here since she was seventeen and
she'd give anything to visit Paris
once before she dies.
DORIS
(amazed)
Boy, would I! Hey! How did--
Phil grabs a passing waiter.
(CONTINUED)
-- 151 CONTINUED :
PHIL
This is Bill. He's been a waiter
for three years because he left Penn
State and had to find work. He
likes the town, he paints toy
soldiers, and he's gay.
WAITER
I am not!
Phil grabs an astonished Rita and pulls her over to the next
table.
RITA
What are you doing?
PHIL
This is Debbie Kleiser and her
fiance Fred.
DEBBIE
Do I know you?
PHIL
They're supposed to get married this
afternoon but Debbie is having
second thoughts.
FRED
What !
Debbie touches her engagement ring, dumbfounded. Rita is a
little embarrassed.
RITA
Lovely ring.
DEBBIE
Thanks.
Phil drags Rita to the counter.
PHIL
This is Gus. Say 'Hi; Rita.
Rita flashes a quick smile.
GUS
Don't believe I've had the--
PHIL
Gus hates his life here and wishes
he'd stayed in the Navy.
(CONTINUED)
F.cvised Yellow 3/17/92
k....
151 CONTINUED:
GUS
Well, I coulda retired at half pay
after twenty years.
RITA
This is some kind of trick.
PHIL
Yes, it's a trick. But maybe the
real God cheats. too. Mavbe God
~~
RITA
This is nuts.
PHIL
--three, two, one.
Phil points to the kitchen as a busboy trips and drops a fully
loaded bussing tray. Everyone in the diner is now staring at
them.
RITA
(astounded
Okay, enough.
She pulls hin into a booth.
. 151 CONTZlFJZD :
RITA (Cont'd)
(they sit)
What do you know about me, Phil? Do
you know me, too?
PHIL
I know all about you, Rita. I know
you like producing, but hope for
better than Channel 9, Pittsburgh.
RITA
Everyone knows that.
PHIL
You like boats but not the ocean.
There's a lake you g o t o in the
summer with your family, up in the
mountains, with an old wooden dock
and a boathouse with boards missing
in the roof, and a place you used to
crawl underneath to be alone, and at
night you'd look up and see the
stars. You're a sucker for Rocky
Road, Marlon Brando, and French
poetry. You're wonderfully
generous; you're kind to strangers,
and children: and when you stand in
the snow, you look like an angel.
RITA
How are you doing this?
PHIL
I told you! I wake up every day
right here, right in Punxsutawney,
and it's alwavs Februarv second and
I can't turn it off. I? you still
don't believe me, listen--
RITA
But, Phil--
PHIL
Listen! In ten seconds Larry is
going to walk through that door and
take you away from me.
RITA
Larry?
PHIL
Bu: voz can't let hin. ?lease
believe me. You've got to believe
me.
(CONTINUED)
151 C:31:TIlC:ZD:
RITA
I don't--
Larry pokes his head in the doorway, looks around and spots
Rlta.
PHIL
Look.
A s Rita turns around to see Larry, Phil grabs a pen and pad from
i3 passing waitress and quickly writes something down as Larry
makes his way to their table. Phil finishes writing.
LARRY
(to ~ i t a )
You ready? We better get going if
we're going to stay ahead of the
weather.
Phil hands the paper to Rita. She reads it.
RITA .
(reading)
*... stay ahead of the weather.'
>'.
L...' Larry looks at the paper.
LARRY
What's that?
Rica looks at Phil with new understanding and empathy.
CUT TO:
Phil and Rita come out of the shop, sharing pieces of fudge.
RITA
This is great.
PHIL
No, it isn't. You hate fudge.
RITA
Just how well do we know each other?
PHIL
I told you. I know everybody.
X E ?.yersoc
~ approaches.
(CONTINUED)
...
.- -.
, -- C3NTINUE3:
NED
Hey, Phil! Phil Connors!
PHIL
Rita, this is Ned Ryerson. He's an
asshole.
NED
He remembers me!
Phil and Rita keep walking.
RITA
Did we ever-- you know?
PHIL
(teasing)
Did we ever! You were an animal.
RITA
(stops)
Come on.
PHIL
you're European trained, aren't you.
RITA
(blushing)
Phil! It's not funny.
PHIL
You weren't interested.
RITA
(relieved)
Okay.
She begins walking again.
RITA
Not that it would've been so awful.
PHIL
I understand.
RITA
I just had to know whether to smack
you or not.
PHIL
You did.
(CONTINUED)
RITA
Good.
CUT TO:
PHIL
It's not your fault. I am a jerk.
RITA
No, you ' re not.
PHIL
Okay, I'm not. It really doesn't
make a lot of difference. I've
killed myself so many times, I don't
even exist anymore. I'm just
completely empty.
RITA
Sometimes I wish I had a thousand
lifetimes. One to be a great
~ournalist. One to, I don't know,
go back to school, study art. or
physics or something. One just to
take care of all the busywork, you
know, pay the bills, get my car
tuned up. One to be the wild woman
of Borneo. One to be Mother
Theresa. Maybe it's not a curse,
Phll. It all just depends on how
you look at it.
PHIL
If you're going to be this positive
all the time I may have to rough you
up a little.
Phil stares at her for a long time then he belches really loud.
Rlta stares at hlm, then burps surprisingly loud herself.
RITA
I want you to know, it's been a
really nice day for me.
PHIL
Me, too.
RITA
Maybe, if it's not too boring for
you, we could do it again.
PHIL
I hope so.
The clock reads 11:59. Rita grabs Phil's hand. He puts his a-?n
around her.
(CONTINUED
-. , ' 154 CONTINUED:
.-
-2;
They look into each others' eyes. Rita gives Phil a reassuring
smile. She squeezes his hand. Their eyes turn to the clock.
11:59 turns to 12:OO.
Rita looks up at Phil as if expecting some magical event.
RITA
You're still here!
PHIL
I know.
RITA
I thought.you were supposed to
disappear-- or I was or something.
PHIL
Not 'ti1 six.
RITA
You rat!
She is mad in a playful way.
PHIL
I never said midnight.
RITA
You knew I was waiting for midnight!
PHIL
But I never said it
RITA
Oh, I can't believe you!
(she slugs him with a
pillow)
I didn't know this was going to take
all night!
PHIL
Does that mean you're going?
RITA
NO.
Phil takes Rita's hand. She doesn't resist.
DISSOLVE TO:
,. 155 LATER -. --- ---
p.i:ais now sitting ricnt next to Phil on the bed, her head
resting on his shoulder. She nods off then catches herself.
RITA
I 'm sorry.
PHIL
It's okay to go to sleep you know.
I promise I won't touch you-- much.
RITA
NO, it's all right. I'm not tired.
What were yoc saying?
Her eyes start to close again.
PHIL
I was saying that the cow was
eventually returned to its rightful
owner.
RITA
(drifting off)
Really?
PHI;
That's right.
He looks at her, sees she's truly asleep, and gently maneuvers
her into a comfortable reclining position on the bed. Then he
carefully puts a pillow under her head and settles down next to
her.
PHIL .
What I was going to say was, I think
you're the kindest, sweetest,
prettiest, most wonderful girl I
ever met in rry life.
She starts to stir but he gently kisses her back to sleep
PHIL
Shhhh. That's good.
(satisfied she's still
asleep)
I could never tell you this, but
from the first minute I looked at
you I just wanted to hold you close
and be with y3u forever.
She srirs again but he kisses her until she retnrns to deep
sleea.
(CONTINUED)
PHIL
I know I could never deserve someone
like you, but if ever I could, I
swear I would love you for the rest
of my life.
Rita opens her eyes.
RITA
(half-asleep)
Did you say something?
PHIL
Yeah. Good-night, Rita.
He kisses her gently on the forehead.
RITA
Good-night, Phil.
(CONTINUED
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157 CONTINUED:
NED
(feeling his jaw)
No, never heard of him.
Ned e x i t s i n a hurry a s P h i l continues t o t h e Knob.
CUT TO:
PHIL
I mean, maybe we should go for it.
What do you think?
RITA
Sounds good to me.
PHIL
Larry?
LARRY
Sure, why not?
RITA
All right. Thanks, Phil. Good
work.
She reaches for an equipment case.
PHIL
I'll get that.
Phil helps Larry carry the camera gear.
PHIL
(to Larry)
We never talk. You got kids,
Larry?
LARRY
No I have a cat. Alfie.
PHIL
Is it male or female?
LARRY
He's male.
Larry looks suspicious. Rita looks on, re-evaluating Phil.
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168.CONTINUED:
PHIL
Higher temperatures trigger
hormonal changes in male
groundhogs, which wakes them from
hibernation and sends them out to
battle with other males for mating
rights. So, the truth is they're
not looking for their shadows,
they're looking for groundhog
babes.
Rita looks on, clearly delighted with the report
CUT TO:
I
'.-... 17 9 CONTINUED:
And standing among the people of'
Punxsutawney--
(Phil looks directly at
Rita)
--basking in the warmth of their
hearths and hearts, I couldn't
imagine a better fate than a long
and lustrous winter.
Phil smiles. Rita smiles, too.
PHIL
For Channel 9 news, I'm Phil
Connors .
There is much applause. Even Larry brushes away a tear.
PHIL
Okay for you two?
RITA
Yeah.
LARRY
Phil, you touched me man. Thanks.
PHIL
Gotta go.
Phil hands the microphone t o Rita and walks away.
RITA
Phil! Wait!
She catches up to him still carrying the microphone.
RITA
That was kind of-- surprising. I
didn't know vou were so--
versatile. -
PHIL
I surprise myself sometimes.
She runs out of microphone cable and is jerked back. She
quickly unplugs the mike and continues walking with him.
RITA
Where're you going now? Maybe we
could get a cup of coffee or
something.
PHIL
I'd love that, maybe later. I've
got some errands to run.
(CONTINUED)
Revised Pink 3 / 1 3 / 9 2
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- . 17 9 CONTINUED:
Phil rushes off .
RITA
( c a l l s a f t e r him)
Errands? Here? What errands?
Aren't we going back?
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i
L... 180 EXT. STREET CORNER - DAY .
.- --
Phil walks briskly toward an intersection, glancing nervously a:
his watch.
MARIE, a little nine-year-Old girl, approaches the intersection
shielding her brand new puppy under her winter coat. She isn't
paying attention to traffic and fails to notice a big truck
bearing down on her.
As she steps off the curb, Phil arrives and, with split-second
timing, nonchalantly but firmly grabs her coat to hold her back,
just as the big truck rushes past in the street, narrowly
missing her.
PHIL
Hey! Did you forget t o look both
ways? You didn't even look one way.
MARIE
My doggie was cold.
PHIL
Yeah, well, my doggies are freezing,
but I'm still gonna watch out for
cars. See you around, kid.
.. .
Phil looks at his watch and rushes off.
CUT TO:
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-118-
RITA .
Try the short one and we'll go
from there.
Buster Green mounts the stage to emcee the Bachelor Auction.
BUSTER
Okay, folks. Attention! Time for . ~
. 188 CONTINUED:
GERTIE
Five dollars.
BUSTER
The bidding has begun at five
dollars.
WRIS
Ten dollars.
BUSTER
Ten dollars, for Phil Connors?
Why, my necktie cost more than
that.
Rita pulls out her checkbook and thumbs through it.
Larry is watching with Nancy, trying to look suave.
NANCY
(calls out)
Fifteen!
Larry frowns.
WRIS
Twenty!
Buster waits a moment then starts to close the bidding.
BUSTER
I have twenty dollars bid. Do I
hear more?
RITA
Three hundred sixty-five dollars
and eighty-eight cents!
Everybody laughs and applauds her boldness. From the stage,
Phil smiles at her.
BUSTER
Okay, bachelors. Who ' s next ?
Larry bounds up on stage and tries his best to look appealing.
CUT TO:
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189 CONTINUED:
RITA
I'm getting cold. Do I have to
sit here much longer?
PHIL
I'm just trying to give you your
money's worth. You paid top
dollar.
RITA
I think you were a bargain. Can
I look now?
PHIL
Almost. I just have to pour some
cherry syrup on it then we can eat
it.
RITA
I'm freezing. Come on. I want to
see it.
PHIL
Okay. Let me get it into the
light.
He turns it.
RITA
Oh, Phil. It's beautiful. It's
just amazing. How did you do
that?
PHIL
I know your face so well I
could've done it with my eyes
closed.
RITA
I don't know what to say.
PHIL
I do. No matter what happens
tormorrow or for the rest of my
life, I'm happy now because I love
you.
They kiss.
RITA
Phil, I think I'm happy, too.
They kiss again and exit
CUT TO:
190 OMITTED
CUT TO:
. 190 CONTINJED:
RITA
What ?
PHIL
Nothing.
They kiss-- a long, deep, soul-stirring kiss.
CUT TO:
Rita sits up in bed and waits. Suddenly, from somewhere else ir.
the inn comes the sound of Phil at the piano expertly playing a
difficult classical piece. He stops after a few bars.
PHIL (0.C.)
Yeah! ! ! !
Phil runs back into the room.
PHIL
It really happened! You're really
here !
(he Dounces on Rita
&
: ~ -
again)
You're really actually here.
RITA
(laughing)
I'm here, I'm here!
They kiss.
PHIL
Let's go!
-. He scoops her up in his arms.
CUT TO:
From the vantage point of Phil's bedroom window, we see Phil and
Rita walk off down the beautiful, snow-covered streets cf
~unxsutawiey.
THE END