KAMIKAZE KANGAROO Here are some factual statements.

Tell what might (not)

happen or would (not) happen (or would [not] ghave happened) in a different reality!

1. Kirrily Mc Williams was attacked by a huge kangaroo. She called the police.

2. She had gone walking with her Great Dane. The kangaroo felt threatened.

3. Kangaroos are territorial. They get aggressive.

4. Kirrily McWilliams eats bananas all day long. Her scent attracts kangaroos.

5. The kangaroo pounced on her and scratched her. She had to have stitches.

6. She spent a lot of money for her hospital stay. Now she's broke.

7. Mareike doesn't see a killer kangaroo. She doesn't reach for her gun.

8. Diana doesn't come from Australia. She knows little about kangaroos.

9. The kangaroo was pregnant, which is why she attacked McWilliams.

10. I drank ten beers that night. I couldn't defend myself against the kangaroo gang in leather coats.

11. Patrick called his sister. His life was saved.

12. The police don't care. They don't find the culprit (Täter).

13. Felix wasn't born as a kangaroo, therefore he has no tail for balancing.